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naaaaur they got rid of sub diego
#everyone lost their ability to breathe water and then aquaman magicked them to the surface#u may be like wait iaquaman cant use magic but obviously he used the bones of his old hand and a deal with sea gods duh#<- not actually duh#52/wwiii#fade reads dc comics#dc comics#sub diego#aquaman#arthur curry
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trying to figure out how to draw the gang in my style
commissions open !
#my art#fan art#sorry for drawing jc all slutty it Will happen again#lwj was actually the hardest how do u draw the sexiest man in the world when i cant draw men lol#beating my same face syndrome by drawing a bunch of weird homosexuals#kinda just mixed the dnghua manhua and drama designs together lol#mo dao zu shi#the untamed#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#chen qing ling#cql#mdzs#mxtx#wangxian#duh!#lan wangji#lan zhan#wei wuxian#wei ying#jiang cheng#nie huaisang
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love how buffy basically treats spike like her own reddit (giles is her wikipedia). everytime she doesn`t get the legit answer from the source that has centuries of data, she is like okay i guess it`s time to hit the streets for the real information! spike, how did you kill two previous slayers so that i know how not to die? spike, do you know anything about that monster? spike, what about this one? spike, i came to thee to gather the so much needed knowledge on that thing cause who else i would go to when you are the only useful one. hey, spike, do you-
#she really likes to pump him#for information obviously duh#actually it`s her excuse to legally hang out with him and talk#btvs#buffy the vampire slayer#buffy summers#spuffy#spike#spike btvs
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contents of my bag from the weekend .. yay
#not a real gun duh spoiler i was at comic con and got a replica from red dead hehe#and then proceeded to have to carry it in my bag the weekend lol anyway !!#also do we all like my purse i finally got an actual purse yay lil miffy one it’s so cute#a
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Abraham said, “God himself will provide the lamb for a burnt offering, my son.”
[id: It's an illustration of Jesus and Isaac. Jesus, depicted with brown skin and curly brown hair, is drawn three times: once in profile, once partially turned, and once nearly facing front all the way with a smile on his face. He wears a white tunic and all three drawings of him are headshots. Isaac is drawn as a young boy with tan skin and wavy brown hair. He wears a white tunic with a red overlayer and he holds a lamb in his arms. Mount Moriah is featured in the backdrop of the piece. /end id]
#if you saw the post about titles this is for the jesus and isaac one (duh)#anyway I need to actually finish writing that paper#jesus christ#the binding of isaac#the bible#what the hell else do i tag this#nibeul art#genesis#ig#ignore that this isn't watermarked i forgot.
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FRENCH KNOTS COMPLETE. FUCK YEAH BABY LET'S GO
#mechaffeine's art#embroidery#scrap projects#HOW MANY FUCKING YEARS. tOO GODDAMN MANY#DONE DONE DONE. YEAHHHHHH#So obviously i start another one. duh#i mean technically#i should bind off the outer edge or something. but the actual thing is DONE.#hmhmhmhm. thinks about what to do next
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POV: You’re Michael coming home with the milk

(I can’t draw at all but I tried my best)
YESSS!! The real ending of FNAF pizza sim
#ask reply#fanart#HELPY WIN#COMMON helpy W#we all know Michael is actually fine guys#he was just out at the store that’s all#no burning up in the pizzeria#he simply walked out DUH#going back to his son 💜
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genuinely idk how you come out of tfone being like Wow megatron could have been a revolutionary he was so radical and progressive they should have let him kill sentinel :'( when the actual movie was like
optimus: giving speeches to his fellow members of the underclass about the rights they have and the means available to them to fight the powers keeping them down
megatron: seething throwing rocks at a wall because his celebrity crush turned out to be a huge dickhead
#tfone spoilers#this is your brain on fanon soup#no shit duh a kids movie isnt going to be like Actually Killing People Is Good#note that i havent seen this firsthand but ive heard tell of it. and i know what this fanbase is like#one#tf#op
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"Suck it, weeb-ass BEEETCH!"
Richie loses to Ruth. (She probably cheated)
#I had no plans for this but i guess they're playing some kind of mobile game??? Idk dont look at me okay!!! /silly#Had a few asks sitting in my inbox for awhile (sorry) asking for these two and well i gave it a try 🫡#Something about them looks weird proportionally and it always happens after i draw the clothes SIGH - oh well pretend you dont see it ok#Richie now owes Ruth his lunch for the next three weeks#nerdy prudes must die#NPMD#Hatchetfield#Fanart#Art#richie lipschitz#ruth fleming#Starkid#They should probably have actual phone cases#but i didnt want to draw those tiny extra lines#edit: RICHIE IS TOO TALL!! duh thats the problem. damn who are ya'll letting me make a fool of myself like this huh
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when i realized you can now talk to kaneeka on day 1, i immediately started another save to use a mystic/hot character to flirt have a nice conversation with her :D
#oh god ignore those fucked up hands#but anyways oh my god augshdgahdsadja#black tabby games make me ILL#WHY ARE ALL THE CHARACTERS HOT AND COOL#excluding the children cause duh#but like??? the old doctor lady who has a tragic relationship with her son is so. incredibly. attractive.#ok anyways enough of me being gay#kaneeka forsyth#scarlet hollow kaneeka#scarlet hollow#scarlet hollow fanart#black tabby games#...i don't actually know what the tags are in this fandom so i hope those are good#ravioliart#raviolioriginal
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Theory: Solas isn't doing it to save the elves, he's doing it to save the spirits.
With the new information coming out about Solas's plan in in DAV and the much-memed back and forth between Solas and Varric, I think we may have gotten the wrong end of the stick regarding what is at stake, or why Solas is doing what he's doing. There has been increasing back and forth about whether the Veil should come down in the decade since DAI, but a lot of conversation has focused on a) the collateral damage necessary to do so and b) elven immortality. The assumption being that Solas has decided that any collateral damage (with opinions varying from 'some' to 'apocalyptic' in what they expect that to look like) is worth it to bring back ancient elves, aka 'his people'.
However, repeated dialogues throughout DAI and Trespasser paint a different association - Solas refers to the elves as 'our people' when convenient (eg when trying to get the Inquisitor on side following their first confrontation with Corypheus). When you or other characters ask him about what he considers to be 'his people' he either dodges the question, or to Abelas:
Solas: There are other places, friend. Other duties. Your people yet linger. Abelas: Elvhen such as you? Solas: Yes. Such as I.
While this seems pretty straight forward, it begs the question what the ancient elves, what the Elvhen actually are. Think about the origin of Elvhen as a deliberate identifier, rather than just using 'elves' which Solas repeatedly rejects. Breaking down the word the answer may have been staring us in the face this whole time: vhen is translated to 'people', and El is the root for spirit. I think there is a very good chance Elvhen literally translates to 'spirit people', and that has been the key distinction all this time.
What that functionally meant before the Veil (spirits that chose to manifest personality/bodies, spirits that were bound to bodies, perhaps 'possession' or symbiosis was the norm) is yet to be determined. But the connection to spirits is what Solas considers his people, which is why appeals to save 'this world' will ultimately fail for him, even in a state where he acknowledges mortal beings are 'people':
Inquisitor: We aren't even people to you? Solas: Not at first. You showed me that I was wrong, again. That does not make what must come next any easier. Inquisitor: You'd murder countless people? Solas: Wouldn't you, to save your own?
While many players would consider the current world state 'acceptable' to those living in it, that discounts the perspective of those trapped on the other side of the Veil. The spirits are very clearly suffering, which will not improve while the Veil remains, and it's why Solas can't just live with 'this world'.
#dragon age meta#dragon age theory#dragon age veilguard#solas#elvhen#the elvhen thing actually seems so obvious now that I'm looking at it#like duh#eluvian has the same el root gods how could I have been so blind
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when i was little i wasn't allowed to have candy in my room so i stashed some halloween candy in a jar under my bed. i would eat a mini chocolate bar at 10pm and think i was some sort of criminal
#my mom told me a few years ago that she actually knew the entire time and thought it was funny so she let it slide#rambling#doodles#my art#like yeah duh she knew. why else would i be taking a jar from the kitchen. like be real
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#shoutout to “the fear of fear” ep for being the sexiest ep to exist TWO-TIME GRAMMY NOMINATED HEAVY METAL BAND SPIRITBOX
#spiritbox#spiritboxedit#bandedit#musicedit#metaledit#bandsdaily#dailymusicqueens#dailymusicians#usermusicdaily#usermaguire#userspacey#userkam#usertuni#courtney laplante#angeledits#do the grammys actually care for metal music? no.#am i still gonna be excited because i love this band? yes duh <3#if god loved me it would be them or knocked winning but again grammys only know *one*#flashing tw
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every minute, every hour, every day
trans!butch!simon x reader, pure fluff & comfort
part of @fairyboygenius’ sapphic week prompts! was very excited to take part in this :3
chosen prompt: june 20th u-haul & butchify a cod character
it felt like the world was against you moving in with si.
you could only take so many coincidences before you started seeing a pattern and that morning, there had been enough to count on both hands.
the truck had been a nightmare to organise in the first place when the company fucked up your booking date last minute and refused to give you a truck in the morning until si threatened to come down there and give them a piece of her mind.
after heavily censoring a message from si to the desk clerk, you were able to get a truck, just a good hour and a half later than planned. it was also clearly an older model, not that you or si would care, but you sniffed at how much it’d be costing you.
you’d then trapped your hand under the heavy sofa when you’d tried to help si lift it onto the u-haul truck, yelping in pain until she was able to ease it off again and you could slip it close to your chest protectively with a wince. she’d checked it over and wrapped it as soon as you were back upstairs in your flat with the first aid kit, but the ache stayed for the rest of the day.
after hoping that would be the end of your bad luck, si had tried carrying your record player you’d found at a garage sale along with two heavy boxes down the stairs to save time after your injury had you flagging. and despite your several warnings to go careful and offerings to still help, she promised she was capable so you left her be. those promises turned stale in her mouth when she tripped on the last step of the stairs and your record player went flying out of the wedged-open front door, smashing on the pavement.
you’d found her a few minutes later knelt and picking up the pieces with wide, worried eyes and you could only sigh, forcefully slow, through your nose.
when you finally had everything packed up and the keys returned to your now ex-landlord, you both got into the car with giddy smiles only to find that the a/c wasn’t working anymore.
you flicked at the buttons and temperature gauge until si shooed your hands away to do the same. you could’ve sworn it had worked on the drive over from the depot.
with no other option, the pair of you shrugged and set off with the windows wound all the way down instead.
no a/c wouldn’t be an issue on your average british day, even in the summer, but there had been an unexpected heatwave over the last week - fuck you climate change - and the pair of you were sweating buckets only ten minutes into the journey.
yeah, it really felt like everything was against you and the move.
not five minutes later, si pulled over into a sainsbury’s car park and hauled herself out with a huff, leaving you sat in the greenhouse of a front cab without a word. you frowned and waited her out, messing around with the music on your phone until you found a summer playlist from seven or so years back. there were a few old favourites you’d forgotten about and you tapped your foot along to them.
suddenly something cold landed on your legs and you sucked in a sharp breath as you picked it up reflexively.
a calippo…
your favourite ice lolly and just what you needed right then.
you grinned across at si and leant in for a chaste kiss, tasting the sweat from her upper lip despite the caution.
“thank you.”
she shrugged and stuck her unwrapped twister in her mouth before turning the engine back on and setting off back on the road.
you cut your eyes across to your girlfriend when you heard her humming along to a song and bit your lip to keep your smile from becoming too obvious. you knew this game.
if you waited her out without paying too much attention, she’d be singing at the top of her lungs in no time, but if you made a fuss too soon then she’d recede into her shell.
you started to sing along lightly, skipping a few lines here and there when you didn’t know them and to make sure si was getting louder alongside you.
you grinned and reached over to squeeze her thigh when your patience paid off and she started to sing off key with confidence, her voice harmonising in a cackle with yours as she drove along, your voices drowning out the music even as you sang the wrong lyrics.
the pair of you laughed when the song came to an end and at the first sign of a red light, she was leaning over to taste your orange ice lolly on your tongue.
the drive went a lot quicker after that. and unpacking went a lot smoother once you got to your new house, even with you insisting you could still help with your injured hand.
si made sure to stop what she was doing and kiss your knuckles gently every time she saw your face twist in pain when you put down another box in the living room.
you cooed and pouted until she’d lean in and kiss your lips too, snuggling into her chest when she went to kiss your crown as a third and final signature of love as you worked to put together your new home.
you watched her longingly in the evening when she tried to find the plates and cutlery in the incorrectly labelled boxes after you ordered takeaway for dinner. you knew then and there that you’d be spending the rest of your life with her if you had any say, no matter how many obstacles tried to get in your way.
“think we’ll have to use our ‘ands,” she hummed, defeated. her hands were on his hips as she looked over the boxes she was sure she’d packed them away in yesterday. a stray thought came to mind that if those had gone missing then god knows where her oestrogel was packed away among all of this; she’d need to find that again by morning.
you squeezed her around her waist tightly and smiled goofily into her sweaty shoulder.
at the press of teeth she peeked over her shoulder at you. “y’better not bite me.”
“no promises,” you whispered cheekily, but you only kissed her shoulder sweetly and sighed. “i love you so much.”
#such a fun prompt list maisie!!!! thank you for tagging and including me!!#maisie’s sapphic week 2025#i don’t think i have to point it out bc u guys are smart but just in case it’s not actually as obvious as i thought it was when writing it#i wrote this as a mirror? like the issues that arise get solved in reverse - so every hurdle or mistake then has a happy moment to#replace it by the end of the fic :’)#it’s like that saying about wait and see when it comes to luck. reader was in her head about the world being against them but by the end sh#knew this was exactly where she was meant to be and was willing to fight for it even on the odd chance the world was against it (which it#wasn’t duh. it was just stress and nerves making those mistakes happen)#butch simon#we don’t have u-haul here so i had to do some consulting so if this feels like a weird mix of Where is this set - us or uk? it’d both#realised i’d not written trans 141 in the butchverse so here we go!#simon riley x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#ghost x reader#wrote this in one sitting and i was yearningggggg#trans simon riley#trans ghost#trans cod#trans woman simon riley#stelle writes n that
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i depend on you, keith.
i'm not worth your time, lance.
KLANCE IN THE YEAR 2025? IT MAY BE LIKELY
#art#klance#vld fanart#vld keith#vld lance#digital art#i depend on you#but like klance#duh#set around s6-s7 (before earth)#actually this reminds me of that one fic by speaks (“till the stars go out”) its really good and YOU should read it. on ao3#theyre so entertwined that whenever you think of red and blue it'll always lead to purple
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look at that!! i've talked about it so much and now chapter 1 actually exists in real life!!
#thank you fen for making me fibally post this#also for continuously writing with me#also also for listening to me despair over this#ilysm youre the best#ill probably have to heavily edit the tags at some point i am so bad at tagging i never know what to put in#especially with longer fics like. what even is relevant#fic: ritardando#jegulus#jegulus fanfiction#marauders#my writing#mine#*#hp#mmm i changed the ipa spelling in the description because i didnt like that it was actually teh english one#like thats not a word that should be pronounced english#it does look prettier with the english ipa#but the italian one is just how its more correct (plus sounds like i say it in german so duh)
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