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i am reading the aa casebook manga thingy and
HSGLBDKGLJKTHD FROTHING AT THE MOUTH GOING INSANE
#ace attorney#miles edgeworth#<- simping again#phoenix wright#the entire spider case is so#AAAAAAAAAAAAA#also miles sending that you still need to improve letter to nick after the trial IM WHEEZING#I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
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I REFUSE TO DIE DOING PLATES SO I SHALL SQUEEZE IN SOMETHING TO KEEP ME SANE 👹👹👹
☆ But mainly for @le-monchou ;))
#Twisted Wonderland#TWST#Disney Twisted Wonderland#Disney TWST#Twisted Wonderland fanart#TWST fanart#Leona Kingscholar#Leona Kingscholar fanart#TWST Leona#my art#🌌 — Painted galaxies#aivy is simping once again
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more mallerui shenanigans, Gargoyle Studies Club edition! +more outfits cuz theyre relaxing to do lol
#i copied the name of the club from the wiki but in my brain its always 'gargoyles appreciation club' for some reason#dont mind me too much....... im just being a simp here........#also trying to feed the malleus brainrot as much as possible before starting the week again and working on comms ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎#no but the semi chibis designs are actually so relaxing to do im going to design the birthday outfits next#my bday is in a few weeks so it aligns perfectly for a twst themed celebration ☆⌒(ゝ。∂)#rui draw smth#twisted wonderland#twst#twst fanart#twst oc#malleus draconia#malleyuu
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x09 - “The Dirt Under Your Nails.”
#ive gifed this scene a thousand times before and i will gif it a thousand times again idc SHES HOTTTTTTTTTTTTT and im just a simp#ik i was gonna take a break but i read a fic and i had caitlyn brainrot... can u blame me tho.... so i made a very quick 10 min gifset lmao#well tbf i did say theres no more daily gifsets so yeah#also the fic is called paper thin walls by ConnieLingus42341569824653870123#caitlyn kiramman#arcane#arcaneedit#caitlyn#caitlyn arcane#arcane caitlyn#arcane league of legends#league of legends arcane#league of legends#s2 ep9
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The fact that this man had the audacity to look down on Gi-hun and ask him if he had fun playing the hero as though he hadn't been tryna get that cookie since the moment he knew he was back in the games.


#gi hun x frontman#gihun x inho#enemies to friends to not so subtly simping for eachother for a whole season straight to enemies again#im upset#my faves#shitpost#or is it?#are they lovers? worse
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I am 100% completely convinced that on Mount Yujun when Hua Cheng burst into thousands of butterflies that he did not mean to do that. That man was freaking out so bad at finally finding Xie Lian again and holding his hand and helping him and Xie Lian being right there that when he finally saw just the slightest glimpse of Xie Lian’s face and the thought of Xie Lian seeing him that his nerves took over and he burst into thousands of butterflies. All throughout the walk, Hua Cheng was trying his damnedest to keep it the fuck together (literally) but he just couldn’t anymore. You cannot convince me otherwise. He held Xie Lian’s hand all through the walk, but then he shakes Xie Lian’s hand off the next time they meet? Yeah, he’s scared he’s gonna explode into butterflies again and that would Not Be Cool and Ruin His Image he’s curating for Xie Lian as this cool reliable guy he can come to for help and depend on.
#I love them so much#hua cheng#you absolute simp#you literally burst into butterflies you’re fanboying so hard#he a schoolgirl with a crush#when he gets butterflies in his stomach. they are literal butterflies#and he *will* explode with them if pushed too hard#I just know that post-canon this happened so much#they’d be getting it on and hc would burst into a flurry of butterflies#xl would then be left there with a bunch of silver butterflies fluttering anxiously and flusteredly around him#hc would be a blushing mess by the time he pulled himself back together#but at least he’d *be* together again. and apologizing to xl#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#xie lian#hualian#tgcf headcanon
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My honest reaction



#oh we're really in it now#aquila AND flame reaver? cooked. burnt. reduced to ashes.#just kidding i can just tell this will be amazing#because PHAINON will be crashing out. duh. at last.#kidding again I AM NOT READY FOR THIS#hsr#phainon#harmony simps
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Hi could I request headcanons for leona, malleus, ruggie,jamil and trey with a fem reader that's actually from their world (not yuu) and some years prior she was given a sort of blessing from someone that gives her like rapid regeneration so if she's hurt bad she heals almost same day BUT the catch being she's never told the boys this fact so maybe like one day they go somewhere or are in town and perhaps an animal or little kid is nearly hit by a car but she rushed out and grabbed them but ends up being run over instead. She's unconscious and injured for a moment but then slowly gets back up mostly fine and dandy
(This is so extra and specific sorry but thanks if you do write this🫶)
Blessed
Trey, Ruggie, Leona, Jamil, Malleus
Written with the idea of fem!reader, can be read as any gender, literal hurt/comfort, swearing, still pretty fluffy though
tw: graphic descriptions of injuries, getting hit by cars, and hit and runs
average 500 words per character
pt.1 :: pt.2
Don't be sorry, I love extra and specific! And, as we're already aware, I also love getting carried away with prompts lmaoo Side note, do y'all get notified when I post under your ask or should I start tagging the people who make requests?
Trey Clover
The two of you had gone to town to try out something, anything from that famous patisserie. You'd been trying to get something from there the last few months, always just missing it by two or three people in line. The last time the two of you had tried, Trey was actually the one they told that they were sold out. You agreed that you just had to go a little earlier, then there was no way you'd miss out. So, hand in hand, you and Trey left the campus at four in the morning, still not fully awake but determined to succeed this time. It wasn't a short walk to get to town, let alone the patisserie, but with it being so early in the morning you at least didn't have to worry about other people hindering your progress.
You were a few blocks out from finally getting to taste that greatness again, the sun barely kissing the horizon, when a cat darted out from an alley just ahead of you. Trey chuckled as it startled you, still too tired to expect the unexpected. You stopped to watch the cat for a second as it trotted into the road. If you hadn't been watching the cat, you wouldn't have seen the truck, headlights off and speeding down the street. You only thought about it for half a second before you let go of Trey's hand and sprinted towards the cat, not stopping when he shouted your name in panic. You scooped up the cat, protecting it with your body as the car impacted your back, and Trey watched as you disappeared underneath for a moment. The truck sped off, as if they had only hit a bump in the road, as Trey ran to you. He carefully flipped you over, the cat wiggling free of your arms and running off unharmed. His hands were shaking as he started a healing spell, trying to ignore how much blood there already was on the road, he had to try, you couldn't just... He had to try. He was surprised by how fast the healing spell was working, his own terror leading him to believe that he was just doing a really good job before your eyes shot open again. He stopped his spell, but your wounds kept closing, bones kept setting. You sat up with a groan, spitting out a few pebbles as you went.
"Is the cat okay...?" You asked groggily.
Trey just stared for a moment before he broke into laughter, tears of relief streaming down his face as he lunged forward to hold you in his arms. "Yeah... it's okay, sweetheart."
Ruggie Bucchi
The two of you went into town fairly often for dates. Specifically, you went to get free food. You were running out of places to run the scam, but how it would work is the two of you would go into separate restaurants, and sit there for awhile pretending that you were getting stood up. A good 80% of the time, the waitstaff would feel bad and comp your meals or give you a free dessert, you would ask for to go containers, then meet up on the beach for a picnic. Sometimes the picnic would only be two little cakes, but occasionally, you had full meals to share with each other.
Ruggie was waiting in the usual spot meet up spot, away from the restaurants. He'd managed to score one of your favorite pasta dishes from his half of the endeavor, and as you approached the opposite side of the street, he could see a smaller to go box in your hands. Dessert still meant it worked. He grinned at you as you waved for him, checking for cars. You swore you looked both ways, could've sworn there was no one coming. It happened so fast. One second you were jogging towards him, the next he was watching as you bounced along down the road, tires still squealing. You'd barely skidded to a stop when he made a break for you, dropping the box in his hands as he rushed to get to you. The second he dropped to his knees next to your broken body, the car backed up, then sped around the two of you to leave.
"HEY!" Ruggie shouted after it to no avail, whoever it was had no intention of sticking around, and he couldn't afford to go chasing after it. "Motherfucker...!"
He turned his focus back to you, hands hovering over the obviously broken bones and serious road rash and cuts that were oozing blood with every heartbeat, not wanting to hurt you. He had caught himself in a loop of thinking about picking you up off the road and not wanting to move you just in case, wanting to start a healing spell and thinking he should wait for professionals. He'd just dug his phone out when he heard a popping sound, then a groan, looking down to see your twisted limbs pulling themselves back together. He stared in awe, and a little horror, as your wounds began to close. Little rocks spitting themselves out of your road rash as you sat up, rubbing your back and looking like you were just uncomfortable and mildly inconvenienced. Then your head shot around, back to where you were initially hit, whining when you saw your to go box, partially ran over and spilled open on the pavement.
"Dammit," you grumbled as you yanked on your arm to guide your shoulder back into its socket, "they gave me that good cheesecake too!"
Ruggie just stared for a moment in disbelief before shouting, "YOU WERE JUST HIT BY A CAR AND THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE CONCERNED ABOUT?!"
"Yeah! It was the good caramel one from over by the docks!"
He sighed heavily, reaching forward to pull you into his arms. "We gotta talk about your priorities..."
Leona Kingscholar
It wasn't often that you were able to drag Leona off school grounds, you were lucky he couldn't say no to your professional pathetic puppy dog eyes. You were going to see a showing in the theater of a movie you'd adored as a kid, insisting to him that it was different to see it in the theater when he offered to just pick up a copy of it for you. He'd grumbled about it at first, but he actually stayed awake through the whole thing, even seeming to enjoy it by the end. You teased him about it a little as the two of you walked out of the theater, reveling in the way he smirked and pushed your face away from him to hide it.
Leona had his arm wrapped around your shoulders while you chatted about the movie, heading for the crosswalk when you heard a commotion behind you. Two kids, no older than eight, were coming out of the theater with their mom. The older of the two must've tripped, scraping his knee, and was crying on the sidewalk, the younger-- little, no older than five-- was laughing at his brother as he jumped up and down. Their mom's attention was focused on the injured boy as you heard the other yell that he would race them to the car. It was cute. You and Leona stopped at the crosswalk, waiting for the light to change, when you saw movement out of the corner of your eye. You turned just in time to see the little boy darting out into the road, just far enough from you to avoid your initial grab. It didn't take much to extract yourself from Leona's hold and spring forward, Leona snapping your name as you ran after the boy and into oncoming traffic. And it was oncoming. You managed to snatch the boy by the collar just in front of a car that had already slammed on the brakes but was far too close, spinning to toss him back the way he came. The boy slammed into Leona's legs just as the car hit you, sending you flying into the intersection. He'd heard your bones snap when you were hit, he knew you weren't okay, face down in the middle of the intersection. But first...
He grabbed the boy by the collar you'd pulled to save him, pulling him to his feet and crouching down to his level, glaring daggers into his crying face. "Get back to your mother." He growled low in his chest. "Now!"
The boy wailed as he sprinted back towards the theater, but Leona didn't give him a second glance as he ran to you. The owner of the car was already there, on the phone with the emergency services, and was unceremoniously shoved out of the way when Leona approached. He knelt next to you, running a hand lightly over your hair as he took note of everything that was broken. Too much. Anything was too much in his eyes when it came to you. He didn't like that he could see your leg bone, he didn't like that he could smell the overwhelming iron of your blood on the sun baked pavement, he didn't like how little you were moving.
"You'll be alright." He muttered, leaning down to your ear, unsure if he was reassuring himself or you.
"Yeah, give it a second." You agreed, making him snap back upright as he wasn't expecting a response, let alone one that sounded so nonchalant.
While he was reeling from his own whiplash, he could hear the creaking and popping as your bones slid back into place, and he grimaced as he watched your exposed leg bone slide back under your skin. Then your skin began to pull closed, intense injuries disappearing in mere moments until all that was left were pink scars and the damage to your clothes. You sat back up, shaking your arms out and grabbing your jaw, popping it back into place like it happened every day. Once you looked like nothing had happened, Leona reached over and swatted you upside the head.
"The fuck was that?!" He snapped as you rubbed at the spot he hit.
"What, was I supposed to let the kid get hit by the car?" You shot back with a smirk.
He growled, but said nothing, rolling his eyes as he sat back on his hands. You could see the relief in his posture, even if he didn't express it with words. Good luck trying to get him to come to town again.
Jamil Viper
Jamil needed a day off, even if he wouldn't admit it. You bribed some Scarabia members to watch after Kalim for one evening, making sure he didn't die while you stole Jamil away for a date night in town. He griped about it at first, of course, worried Kalim would do something stupid while he was gone. But it was just a few hours with his favorite person, he could put Kalim on a back burner for once. The two of you had been talking about trying a new restaurant in town that served dishes from the Scalding Sands, and you were excited to see if they could match up to Jamil.
You were laughing as you left the restaurant, Jamil holding your hand and giving you his honest critic as you headed back towards the campus. "It was fine," immediately followed by everything they did wrong in a brutally honest fashion, ending with "but it was fine." You knew he was embellishing for your sake, he liked to find ways to make you laugh. You squeezed his hand, telling him that next time you'd stick to tried and tested places. He liked the idea of next time, especially with the usual daily chaos so far away. Not wanting to head back just yet, he pulled you along a different route, explaining that he'd heard about an ice cream parlor nearby that might make up for the dinner. You knew the real reason, but just followed along with a smile.
You were crossing the street when someone blew a red light, the car barrelling towards the two of you. You didn't think, you just shoved Jamil out of the way before the impact. He didn't see it happen, having tumbled to the ground when you shoved him. When he looked back, the car was nowhere to be seen, and you were a little further up the road laying motionless. He was quick to pull himself back up, nearly tripping over his feet as he made his way over to you. You must've gone under the wheels, both legs crushed in a way that nearly made him sick. He dug his shaking fingers into the fabric of your shirt, resisting the urge to pull you up and into his lap. He knew plenty of healing spells, he had to with his lifestyle. Why couldn't he remember any of them? He bit his tongue to bleeding as he just sat there, silent tears dripping off his face. He felt like he couldn't move, not that he wanted to. Then you did. It was slow at first, if he didn't have his hands on your torso, he wouldn't have noticed the way your ribs slotted back into place. Still frozen, he watched as your legs squirmed unnaturally, listening to you groan in discomfort as the crushed areas reformed. You still had some blood on your face as you pushed yourself back up, giving him a worried look as he let go of your shirt in a daze.
"Jamil, are you okay?" You asked quickly, twisting around to face him fully, cupping his cheeks as gently as you could. "Are you hurt?"
He didn't move. For a lot longer than you maybe should have, the two of you sat in the road as you checked him over for injuries. Finding none but the light scrapes on his arms, you focused back on his face.
"Never do that again." He finally muttered, grabbing your arms and holding on like you were about to disappear. "Don't ever do that again."
Malleus Draconia
Malleus had always been able to sense some sort of blessing on you. It wasn't uncommon for members of Diasomnia to be blessed by the fae before arriving at NRC, so he never thought to ask about it. Looking back, maybe he should have.
He wasn't with you when it happened. It never would've happened in the first place if he'd been there. Lilia got a call from one of your friends saying that you'd been hit by a car in town, and that Malleus needed to get there as fast as he could. He was gone the second Lilia finished telling him where you were. He only got to see your broken body laying in the road for the briefest moment before your eyes shot open and you sat up, your friend screaming in terror. It didn't take him long to connect the dots as he approached you, watching as you maneuvered your broken arm back into the correct position for the bones to reattach, large wounds from sliding along the road already starting to stitch themselves closed before his eyes. A blessing of protection, then... He sighed heavily in relief before crouching down next to you.
"Are you alright, beloved?" He asked with a small smile as you cracked your neck with a satisfied groan.
"I've been better." You huffed, taking his offered hand and letting him help you up. "You don't seem surprised."
"It is no surprise to me that someone would want to bless you. You may want to explain it to your friend, however."
The two of you looked over to your friend, who was still standing there, mouth agape and staring at you in horror. You laughed and squeezed Malleus's hand before going over to them to explain the situation. It was comforting to know someone had blessed you in such a way that you could not be hurt for long, but he knew the sight of you broken in the middle of the road would haunt him for years to come. One more blessing couldn't hurt, right?
I DO NOT GIVE PERMISSION TO USE MY WORK TO TRAIN AI
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#twisted wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland x reader#twst x reader#twst headcanons#trey clover#ruggie bucchi#leona kingscholar#jamil viper#malleus draconia#trey clover x reader#ruggie bucchi x reader#leona kingscholar x reader#jamil viper x reader#malleus draconia x reader#mine#i was 100% thinking of that scene from the cat returns when i was writing trey's#and my leona simping is showing again.#Id write more for malleus but i legitimately think there wouldnt even be an opportunity for injury if he was there#anyways. im in a very writing mood today i guess. two in one day? wild.
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First Reo defending his title as the #1 Nagi glazer

Then Nagi confirming to be the biggest undercover simp ever

Goodbye Nagireo😔. You'll always be the most homosexual pair in "straight" anime to ever be created.
#blue lock#nagireo#reo mikage#nagi seishiro#reonagi#bllk#bllk nagi#bllk reo#bllk299#bllk 300#blue lock manga#cant wait to see them together again#bc he has to come back#i just hope its not painful#the loud simp and the quiet simp#they're made for each other
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how to scare a goody two-shoes ravenclaw 👵🏻
#based on a scene from chap 4 of my fic ( lowkey its kinda giving “or worse... EXPELLED”)#inferi and spiders and dark wizards?? w.e.....SCARY LIBRARIAN THAT MIGHT GIVE YOU DETENTION?? now THATS spooky#someone commented on this chap recently and i always re-read/skim chaps that ppl comment on LOL#so when i read this again i had to draw it (even tho it doesnt actually happen and seb just THINKS about doing it) but this is how itd go😊#choccyart#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x oc#sebastian x mc#clora clemons#agnes scribner#one of the few things i have in common with clora is being a simp for authority...i loved being my teachers favourite LOL#even if i was a bad student i won them over by being the class clown LOOL#idc if my teachers think/knew i was stupid (i am) but they MUST think im funny and thats all that mattered🤡🤡🤡#for clora its the opposite tho ig LOOL she needs the teachers to know shes a good student BAHAH#being pegged as a delinquent is the worst thing that could ever happen to her😱😱😱😱 rip
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Perry is weak to those puppy eyes
#Yeiiii Perry simping Heinz again 🥳🥳🥳#phineas and ferb#heinz doofenshmirtz#perry the platypus#pnf doofenshmirtz#pnf perry#dr doofenshmirtz#perryshmirtz#pnf
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That tweet was so me core I had to properly visualize it
#Twisted Wonderland#TWST#Leona Kingscholar#TWST Leona#Lune Stellaria#Leona Kingscholar fanart#TWST self insert x canon#my art#aivy is simping once again#💫 — doodle stars
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Chapter two of my gf's slowburn Adamsapple redemption, Hellbound, updated! Here's some art I did for it 👀 wonder what's going on, hm?
Read it now!
#here we go with me again simping for the SO#hazbin hotel#adamsapple#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin hotel adam#lucifer morningstar#hellbound#riu art
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"He realized she could indeed be catlike. She could be as suspicious of others as a stray cat, but when there was food to be had she would come just close enough to get it, take as much as she could, and then she would be gone again."
if Jinshi just keeps "pspsps"ing enough surely it'll pay off???
#the apothecary diaries#jinshi#maomao#jinmao#gaoshun#kusuriya no hitorigoto'#my art#jinshi is such a simp and i'm honestly living for it#just finished book 2 and trying to decide if i want to jump right into book 3 or return to the disabled tyrant again first...#how does book 3 of apothecary diaries compare to 2? i found 2 a little underwhelming... not bad but not as good as the first#felt a little stagnant at times#does 3 pick up at all? or are we treading water?#anyway jinshi and maomao have an unparalleled dynamic and my heart feels for gaoshun who has a front row seat to it all#every time it describes him hitting his head against a wall or something fills my heart with joy#this poor man
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When John keeps gaslighting himself into believing that he became attached to humanity because of a random nurse and not because of Arthur
#john respectfully as a student nurse-- she was just getting her paycheck bro#arthur is dealing with your ass WITHOUT PAY#i cant believe she got brought up again in ep 43 LMAO#i hope she's living her best life tho blissfully unaware of the eldritch being simping after her just because she was doing her job#MY BRO IT WAS YOUR FRIENDSHIP WITH ARTHUR THAT MADE YOU MORE HUMAN#malevolent#malevolent podcast#private eyes#he is so dumb.......
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Field Trip to my Heart fanfic idea
One of my favorite stories to read are those of Casper High class on a field trip somewhere and causing havoc in their wake. In almost all of them there’s a common rule of “no raising the dead” which I find hilarious, and I got an idea for my own take on this trope.
DPxDC AU where the Casper High class are now in Casper University (these kids are Amity Parkers through and through so every other place is too tame for them so they ain’t leaving their turf), their ages ranging from 18 to 19. Danny and his grew (which composes their entire class now) are casually sight seeing when le gasp! What do we have here: a hulking revenant Red Hood. Just the perfect match for their sad single twink halfa who seems to be incapable of catching himself a decent partner! Operation ‘Get their twink a love life’ is a go!!
P.S. I was watching Lady and the Tramp movie while writing this.
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Red Hood has experienced many things in his life; he’s done many things, most of them which he’s not proud of. But out of all the bullshit his fucked up existence has thrown at him, this might just take the proverbial cake. He was doing his rounds without any issues on a very quiet night, which should have already raised some flags. Gotham was being too quiet, at least on his side of the city when it happened. He was ambushed from all sides and packed pretty easily without him getting even a glimpse of the perpetrators. Only thing he managed to do was press the emergency button!
Since his captors have shoved a back over his head he couldn’t see them, but he could hear them as could rest of the bats.
“The fuck is the deal!? Where are you taking me?” he demanded.
A female voice had answered him, and he could make out a clear mid-western accent mix in with a Spanish one.
“Oh don’t get your helmet in a twist lover boy~ You’ll find out soon enough.”
And so here he is now.
Sitting on a chair free of his restraints, seemingly having a candle lit dinner in an allay way decked out in fairy lights, softly scented candles, flower petals; really, the whole shebang. On the one other seat across the clothed table sits a well dressed twink. He can’t see what he looks like exactly since he’s hiding his face in his hands.
And if things couldn’t get any weirder, an older teen with glasses and curly hair walks to them with an accordion along with a burly asian carrying a guitar, both dressed to the nines. The accordionist starts to play and- no fucking way…
When it registers what the two boys- men? are playing and singing, his coms start to flood with laughter and hooting. It’s the fucking song from Lady and the Tramp movie.
Red Hood, or rather Jason is so confounded that he doesn’t do much other than nod in thanks when a blond chick comes in with some italian pasta. The twink mumbles something and curls further in on himself. Jason just stares; was he seriously kidnapped (rather efficiently he has to admit) for a date of all things? He allows himself relax a smidgen since it appears he wasn’t brought here out of malice.
Alright, focus and take stock of the situation. These kids seemed to be older than high schoolers, and they have some training under their belt if they were able to get a drop on him in his own territory. The bats share some of their own tidbits they’ve been able to gather from tailing these particular teens. Apparently their here on a three day field trip from Illinois and have been causing mayhem ever since they’ve arrived. Tim’s caffeine infused theory is that they are magic users from a magic school that taught necromancy which Jason chooses to ignore indefinitely.
The twink finally raises his head and Jason stills.
Oh, oh no.
He’s not just a twink.
He’s a really pretty twink.
No, focus and catalog!
They have raven black hair that is playfully tousled, making him look even younger than his short slim build already does. His ivory skin is dusted with freckles like decoration help bring out his big doe eyes, and oh those eyes, like baby blue sapphires frames perfectly by dark luscious lashes. He wonders if those rose petal lips would taste like-
No! No, bad Jason! Bad!
The poor boy, all blushing and overwhelmed apologizes, “I’m so sorry Mr. Hood! I-I told them not to do anything drastic since I don’t need a boyfriend o-or partner, but they won’t listen!”
The asian dude intersects from the side, “Of course we won’t. Otherwise you’ll never get a date who isn’t a back stabbing brick or world conquering megalomaniac like your creepy uncle Vlad.”
“Were are doing this for your sake Danny!” shouts the curly haired boy.
Okay, ignoring those concerning remarks for now Jason turns back to the pretty twink named Danny.
He smirks “So… this happens often?”
Danny groans and blushes more all the way to his ears, “Only twice before thankfully. I mean I appreciate that they want me to be happy but… after all my past relationships I’ve gotten in terms with the fact that I might never find someone right for me; after all who would want a half dead guy like me as their boyfriend.”
Jason’s heart kinda breaks at the resigned smile forming on those soft lips. He can hear Stephanie cry vehement denials and righteous encouragements trough the link.
“Hey now, don’t say that. You seem like a nice guy so it’s their own fault for not seeing the beaut that you are. Hands down this has been most pleasant kidnapping I’ve experienced so far.”
Jason smirks when he sees Danny blush even more at his complement, while ignoring Damian’s demands to seize fraternizing with the other party.
“And since were both here why not make most of it. Care to tell some about yourself?”
Danny shifts a bit and thinks, “Umm… Well, I should probably introduce myself since it’s kinda my fault your here; I’m Danny Fenton and I study engineering at Casper University. I really like space and astronomy, I also like animals and volunteer at the local zoo and animal shelter when I can. And I’ve also started to take interest in reading, mostly sci-fi and murder mysteries.”
So far so good, he thinks as he discreetly looks the other over. He says he’s in university but-
“Quick question: how old are you if you don’t mind me asking?”
Please be legal, please be legal, please be legal-
“Oh, I’m eighteen soon to be nineteen.”
Thank fuck.
“What about you? I can you tell about yourself, it doesn’t have to be anything too personal with secret identities and all. I actually used to be a teen hero before going fully public so I understand.”
Jason blinks. The coms are silent.
“What do you-”
His words die on his tongue when pair of gloved hands grip Danny’s shoulders. Green rage fills his vision when he seen the face of the monster that plagues this city. The Joker.
He growls and craps his gun.
“Well what do we have here? Couple of love birds~” comes a grating voice right above Danny, causing him to turn around.
He screams and throws a punch.
The Pit Rage coursing through Jason’s veins that was demanding him to attack, to kill, to protect, to take-Danny-and-never-let-go came to a freezing halt. He watches in awe as his gorgeous twink decks the clown fucker in the face, eliciting a satisfying crack. Joker goes flying in beautiful arch and lands on his neck.
They all watch his limp form. He doesn’t rise.
“Damn it, not again. Third one in two months, hopefully this time they won’t seek compensation.” One their musicians mutters.
Danny turns back to him and begins to ramble and gesture with his bloodied hand, “O-Oh gosh! I’m so sorry, please don’t tell Batman! I don’t want him to kick us out just yet; I haven’t gotten to visit the planetarium yet.”
Welp, now Jason knows where to take Danny on their second date. He takes his helmet off as his siblings yell at him but he doesn’t care about that, all he cares about wooing the fuck out of this murder twink. He fixes his hair a bit and leans on the table, giving his most charming smile.
“Never dream of it. Anyway~ ever read Jane Austen?”
In his opinion the name Jason Fenton has a nice ring to it.
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