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ViJinx Week | Day 2 - alcohol / shimmer
hey. don't cry. Vijinx shotgunning shimmer, ok?
#my art#vijinx#vijinxweek#vijinx week#ViJinxWeek#jinxvi#vi x jinx#jinx x vi#shipcest#art#cw drugs#cw drug use#<- slapping these here just in case#proship safe
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Simon & Garfunkel - Think Too Much
#LORD HELP ME#what is going on here#I'm#They were fighting all through this tour but look at them#Paul just putting his head in Art's shoulder#almost in his armpit#And Art slapping himself when he made a mistake...#He did that once during the Old Friends tour as well#but I also remember a story when they were less happy about their mistakes and one accused the other of doing it on purpose#UGH WHY#in any case#why can't we have nice things and have ALL the footage#simon and garfunkel#paul simon#simon & garfunkel#s&g#art garfunkel#in restless dreams#think too much#1983
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It's every iteration.
It's every iteration of V that will always find Johnny. Every iteration of V that Johnny grows to care about. It's every iteration of each other, in every universe, that will always find each other. They'll always become inseparable, tied together in unfathomable ways. Ways they could never truly unravel from each other in the end, no matter the end.
They'll always be destined for one another. No matter what face is worn. No matter what universe. No matter what, they're always meant to be. No matter what, the stars will always align for them, just to come crashing down from the sky.
#am i taking the simple fundamental process of the game's character creation and giving it a thematic metaphor? LOL yeah. yeah.#they are soulmates that traverse time and space and the laws of the fucking universe and they will always find each other#they are written in the fucking STARS man UGH I CANT#i bring forth my case to the tribunal court that they are destined to be literal fucking soulmates for the rest of ever and beyond#(and my case is just a manilla folder with a green sticky note slapped inside with 'Diagnosis: Sick In The Head#'Treatment: Should Probably Take A Nap or Something IDK'#scribbled in red)#((i haven't slept and i cant get them off my mind rn 😭#need to actually be brought out back bc HOW TF else am i meant to get sleep like this😭😭))#JUST THINK ABOUT IT THO#it doesn't matter what v looks like. their background or their history. fuck even their gender.#it doesnt matter what brand of asshole johnny what hes done or said in the memories weve seen#they are always going to find each other in whatever variation of their lives they find themselves in#its. sweet. (and doomed and heartbreaking bc the story will always end the same too it means they'll also always lose one or the other#AND NOW IM MAKING MYSELF INCONSOLABLE 😭😭)#(***whatever special brand of asshole Johnny is*** i HATE mobile plz just let me edit tags here too 😭)#this doesnt even have to be romantic either. they're destined to be each others literal soulmate no matter the label we put on them#silverv#cyberpunk 2077#johnny silverhand#v cyberpunk#masc v#fem v#nonbinary v#female v#male v#(clearing this from my drafts <3)#ult speaking#writing 💚💚#(bc why not)
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MacGyver (2016) SEASON 3: GAG REEL
#macgyver 2016#macgyver#gag reel#bloopers#season 3 bloopers#outtakes#video#justin hires#lucas till#tristin mays#meredith eaton#reign edwards#david dastmalchian#tate donovan#levy tran#michael des barres#GUESS WHAT I GOT MY HANDS ON TODAYYYY. GERMAN S3 DVD#massive W for media preservation today folks#gonna upload it to youtube as well but just in case it gets taken down for whatever reason#it can live on here#also wtf why is this dvd set so much nicer than the one that was released here. they actually put the episode titles on the dvd and made th#text stand out (black against the silver background instead of silver on silver)#they really upped their game for the PAL region but when it comes to NTSC theyre like. yeah just slap it together#fuck you take your shitty dvds. we know you'll buy it anyways#and you get no subtitles and no special features *spits in your face* go fetch
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i love making low effort shitposts instead of properly explaining my oc’s lore 🥰🥰
#why yes I am brainrotting over the wasps in bug fables how could you tell#they are so!! wonderful!!!#also although if you think about it hoaxe’s reign was terrifying it’s also So funny#like there’s just some weird janitor guy who gets bullied a bit and then he disappears and comes back with a magic crown like bro#like no I know hoaxe wasn’t treated well be he took it out on literally Every wasp calm down lil dude#aanyway heres my beloved oc Zinn who I will do nothing with ever#I have a severe case of oc favoritism#ocs from my own wips? they never leave my mind they are eternally with me forever#ocs from preexisting fandoms?………..they get…….nothing……….#anyway zinn. puts her in a clothes wringer#slaps roof of wasp. this lil gal can fit So much Horrors#my evil diabolical wasp kingdom hc is that before hoaxe’s reign there was a civil war between the Yellowjackets and any non-Yellowjackets#(basically Wasp Racism)#and Eventually things calmed down and they were like ‘ok let’s not do that again 😊😊ooh gods why is the janitor back’#i will shut myself up before I start yapping too much bc wpaaugh my brain has so much useless wasp headcanons floating around#can’t do basic algebra but I Can tell you my extensive hc lore 🦅🦅🦅💥💥(COUGHS UP BLOOD)#why overcome my dyscalculia when I can instead Ponder Bugs. hm? why should I?#bug fables#bug fables oc
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hghghghghhghhg the mir garlude arc is Killing me I love it - how close did dmk come to loosing that eye anyways? It seems like down the line he still has full use of it so did he just get really lucky on that first blow or is there still something up with it?
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He got extremely lucky, considering what that sword can do to reflections, and only took a glancing blow. Being what some could liken to as "the prince of the Mirror World", DMK also had access to the kind of healing that could mend the damage before it became something worse. The wounds inflicted on reflections by that sword are not supposed to heal on their own, and they wouldn't have without help.
Of course, neither DMK or Mir Falspar knew that right then. That sword was kept at the Mir GSA in secret under Mir Arthur, Mir Nonsurat, and Mir Garlude's watch. The most DMK can tell is that something was off about it, and that the tiny little scratch it gave him feels like it's trying to tear him apart.
(present day, his scar occasionally acts up and is followed by brief flashes of sharp pain in his left eye, though he's not admitting this to anyone.)
#post's rambles#post's doodle bin#mir falspar#dark meta knight#I meant to answer this so long ago BUT WE'RE FINALLY BACK TO IT#yet another reminder that this is before Mir Falspar went through that whole shattering incident#back when his hatred for mir garlude won out against whatever annoyance he had for dmk#slapping this on here too just in case#tw blood#mild blood but ya know
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So anyways, I had a thought
#heaven official's blessing#mu qing#to make things clear: I dont think this was the only reason he was angry#like I think theres a certain level of just “fuck this guy” over Hua Cheng being a ghost king and general menace#and just general being protetive of a homie#but i do think itd be a huge slap in the face to Mu Qing to see Xie Lian putting so much trust in this dude he barely knows#after he kicked Mu Qing to the curb over what was ultimately a misunderstanding#(idk that misunderstanding is the word I'm looking for here)#edit in case anyone else is worried about spoiling things for me: I am caught up with the books
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wishing everyone who celebrates a happy easter and an even happier transgender day of visibility 🐣🪩🫶🪽
#went to church with my mom for the first time in years just because we thought it could be fun (it was!) and im thinking about. themes#resurrection and rebirth belongs to trans and nonbinary people and if i was going to pray i would thank god for making me queer !!!#the middle picture is from a disco themed university party we had on (holy) thursday where i had So much fun#(the crucifix earring was Mostly ironic and for the aesthetic)#been experiencing a lot of queer joy lately. as well as some new and complicated but Good feelings about gender. and maybe religion as well#anyway.#easter#religion#gender#tdov#trans day of visibility#lgbtq#queer#mine#💛#religion mention#christianity mention#<- just in case people dont want to see anything to do with religion in the trans tags today (or ever) !! <3 sorry if i missed something#edit: i originally also had a quote from julian k. jarboe here about humanity partaking in the act of creation#but i didnt realize the quote was from a jewish person regarding judaism so i removed it from the association with easter and christianity#the quote itself slaps and idk to what degree different religions and discussions or art about them should be kept separated !!#but im not the authority on that and ofc dont want to make anyone uncomfortable !!
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ur jimmy/lizzie post is making me have a crisis over how unpopular it is how is there literally no ship tag for it. i tried all the combos that sounded at least somewhat normal and theres just nothing. it cant be THAT unpopular right....... i know s**blings is more popular but i didnt realise it was this bad oh my god. people who didnt watch/do not care about empires season 1 please stand up. anyway i love ur art and ur style is perfect
NO I KNOW i was literally doing the same thing last night trying to figure out if there was a preexisting ship name and i couldnt find a single thing 😭 i knew the ship DID exist cuz i'd seen a few fics so i knew i wasnt totally alone. but yeah it's rough out here. we're in this together
also thank you!! <3 <3
#im also a scar/pearl girlie (AND a mumbo/pearl girlie back during secret life) so i've had practice with rarer ships at least lol.#i feel like the fandom tends to gravitate less towards m/f ships WHICH IS FINE and often the case in fandoms like these#but it can sometimes lead to this weird double standard where interactions that ppl would immediately jump to being#ship fuel if they were m/m (or maybe f/f) arent treated as such when its m/f? like jimmy and lizzie literally made a joke about them#having sex like i feel like if that had happened with any of the popular m/m ships people would lose their minds#i never want it to come across like i feel like im somehow oppressed for liking m/f ships LMAO cuz thats obviously not the case#but it is just something i've noticed over time. i feel like m/f duos get the sibling label slapped on them far more than others#and ofc thats a whole other conversation of how every dynamic has to be siblings or dating in fandoms but i wont go on that rant again here#asks
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An ideal dynamic, I think.
#Textual.#g/t#sfw g/t#Just to make it clear. Whenever my partner is drawn in any context as being small it's because they are.#This is an accurate representation of our relative size. if they are standing exceptionally close to the camera. LMAO.#Anyway. That post about my ass was also stealth G&T. Many such cases.#MACK TAG#Obviously need to slap that on here. It's relevant.
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sentences sunday!!
hii thanks for the tag @eusuntgratie MWAHH
i am trying not to feel self-conscious about posting this hah but i've already talked about this scene on here so! i feel its only right to post some of it. behold: some smut!
She has a perfect view as Art seemingly comes to a decision, and shifts his posture all at once. He’s got Patrick’s number, is the thing: by now he knows exactly what makes him lose his mind, in situations like this. So she knows that he’s doing it on purpose when he looks up at Patrick with those big pleading eyes, turning his head to mouth at his fingertips. “Baby,” he murmurs, all breathy submission. “Please.” Patrick makes this messy, involuntary sound, hitching and rough, and Tashi slides her underwear down her hips, so soaked by now that she feels it against the insides of her thighs as she pulls them off. “You think you’re clever, huh?” Patrick says, voice shakier now. “But no. I want to give it to you, baby, but you’re not getting away with that.” Something about that seems to get Art just right, because he groans into Patrick’s palm. Patrick flattens his hand against his cheek in response, a pantomime of what’s coming. A tease. Tashi slides her hand down to touch herself properly, watching them play each other: serve, return. Challenge, response. She bites her lip, hard. They always play best when it’s against each other. “Come on, sweetheart,” Patrick whispers, his other hand coming up to hold his chin, bracing, thumbing at Art’s slick lower lip. “Need you to ask for it. Tell me what you want.” And when Art gives, it's nothing like losing, not really: it’s simply remembering that they belong on the same side of the net. “Patrick,” he says, with a hint of a smile playing at his lips. “Hit me again? Please?”
ok so i lowkey don't want anyone to perceive me after this so i shant tag anyone this week but if you're seeing this: im tagging YOU! go forth and post sentences! mwah x
#in case anyone was wondering the vibes of the face slapping scene i referenced earlier this week lol#which im sure nobody was! wondering! but here it is anyway!#forcing myself to post this as exposure therapy to make myself less embarrassed about writing/posting smut haha#also everything is consensual of course!! <3 (really if u think about it this snippet is JUST consent and no slapping yet) (but still)#they've managed to use their words in one (1) singular aspect of this throuple and it has been about sex and boundaries YAY#did they do a good job talking about it? debatable! but its been talked about lol#also sorry that tashi's just watching but its so much harder to write all three of them at once HAHA and also in this case its plot-relevan#seven sentence sunday#burned enough bridges
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This is an entirely new type of post for me but like
Are YOU into Character Plush Dolls?
Good.
Cause our man has so little fan merch out there I can count it on one hand
So if anyone's looking for Sethos merch then I'm recommending yall pre-order this

Without clothes it's 19$ and with it's 34$
(Edit) they do finally have a prototype! They're still taking suggestions on it and everything but so far:

Plus a whole buy one get anything off the list for 10$ deal
They do also have a lot of gorgeous dolls already out (and many other in the pre-sale/interest check phase) to help build up that trust of what the actual finalized result will turn out
Which I wouldn't be recommending at all without having done so first myself 😤
Welcoming home The Wanderer I got for full (with first time buyers discount) and the Scara/Shenhe I got off the 10$ list since (assumingly) the pre-order counted 🎉

Aka get yourself a pre-order Sethos and then pair it with a 10$ Dehya, Wanderer, Scaramouche, Cyno, Cat Wanderer (wow there's a lot of Hat Guy here), Tighnari, the list isn't even all genshin characters there's also just clothes instead and other fandoms
Or don't! I'm not your parent
But I could be if you get that Sethos doll
Cause I want that Sethos doll
#Sethos#genshin impact sethos#genshin sethos#Plush Wonderland#get your marketable plushie today! (isnt actually today its like 3 months after they get the prototype out)#seriously the man has no merch so if you like plush character dolls this is your chance#im not tagging anyone else cause this isnt about them lmao#that being said I am very tempted to get that Dehya doll#which means just getting Candace and slapping the 10$ deal on#but also like 👀 if you see a Sethos standee you send me that link istg it is barren out here - I've seen like 3 fanmade ones#hoyo's got more merch for the dude fndjfjf#but everytime I go through the sethos tag its just people also realizing how empty it is out here for anything other than artwork#so I figured I'd share my find in case anyone else is trying to find some merch and failing 🤷
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oc stuff ^^
their names in order of images are Aero(+ their beloved wife Mackenzie), Venus, and Zettabyte
additional doodles underground
mostly aero because their design hasn't changed very much at all... i've drawn plenty of the others but a lot of it is of their older designs :/
#my ocs#oc: Aero#oc: Mackenzie#oc: Venus#oc: Zettabyte#my art#original character#oc art#robot oc#<-i dont know how to tag for these guys. im just slapping words on here#anyway uhhhh Fun Facts because i lovethem;#aero loves the iMac G3 sooooo much that they changed out most of their parts to look more like one#mackenzie and aero met in a museum (and aero did NOT steal her from a display case at 2:57 AM on April 5th no matter what the news says)#venus is plotting to have robots take over society. she isn't getting very far with this because she's just one guy with a big worm thing#said big worm thing has a habit of sticking its tongue out for no apparent reason. blep :P#zettabyte's name comes from the fact that they have one(1) zettabyte of storage. they mostly use this for (totally legally obtained) music#ok i'm stopping here. because if i don't i will end up sharing Every thought i've had about these guys ever
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Man, I keep just thinking about G.hostfuckers. I genuinely enjoyed it, and I just keep going back to it again. But if that's how Blitz has been coping (or not coping) for the last month, what is Stolas doing? Is he dealing with divorce stuff? Is he drinking even more? Is he still off his meds?
I know we're getting Mastermind this month, and now that my anxiety about G.hostfuckers is over, I get to be anxious about Mastermind and Sinsmas all over again. While we had vague ideas about G.hostfuckers from trailers and panels, I know literally one thing about Mastermind, and not how it fits in anywhere. (which is fine! I kind of love going into it pretty much completely blind, but I'm also just ANXIOUS. Because despite dancing and laughing with someone, my boy is Not Doing Well (tm).)
And right now, I'm just clinging to the shot of Blitz and Stolas from the trailer because otherwise, I might not make it through the upcoming two episodes.
#✎ helldustedstories : ooc#[i continue to have many thoughts and feelings and most of them are about stolitz]#[i'm just gonna be in my corner dying the rest of this month since MM will probably come out on the 30th since it's a saturday]#[and then I have no idea about sinsmas so WE'LL SEE]#hb spoilers#helluva boss spoilers#[slapping the spoilers tag on here just in case]
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when i bought undertale it was at full price and it's the best £7 i ever spent, and the spring sale means it's absurdly cheap until the 21st march so if you haven't played it already now's your chance!!! it's £2 and a single playthrough will probably only take you a few hours and it's so so worth it i promise
#you want to play undertale you want to play undertale SO badly#listen to me. Listen To Me.#the worst case scenario here is that you have a fun few hours then move on with your life. for just £2!!! that's a steal!!!!!#but if you want your gaming experience to last longer than just a few hours then This Game Can Also Provide That dhjsfjgk#the soundtrack is also massively reduced in price and that shit also slaps so hard#undertale#el talks
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I don't think I've mentioned this at all since moving to this blog a while back, but Jaspern was actually a serious alcoholic for a long time when JJ was younger. That's because, when JJ was only a few years old, Kalliah, JJ's mother and Jaspern's wife (and soulmate), passed away from sickness.
Jas was devastated by the loss, and honestly didn't really have much of a clue how to raise JJ on his own. Especially since JJ had a few periods in which he was a fairly difficult kid to work with (For Jas, anyway). For example, JJ was an extremely anxious and sensitive kid, and Jas has always been a little...out of touch with his emotions. He's always been a very straightforward person. So not knowing why JJ was feeling the way he was, and not really being able to relate (not for lack of experience I feel, but more lack of recognition at what JJ was feeling), or how to "fix" whatever was making JJ hurt or afraid or anxious was hard for him.
That, coupled with losing his wife, on top of a pile of other things made him drink more and more over the years. It peaked when JJ was around the equivalent of 17 or 18 years old, and it got so bad that for a long time, JJ felt as though he was the one taking care of Jas most of the time, instead of the other way around.
A year or so after that though, Jas got his first major wake-up call (because as much as I hate to say it, Jas was a very functional alcoholic in public. Very few people could even tell that he was struggling with it in the first place...and when he did start to feel like people were catching on, he didn't interact with people as much, so he could continue to hide it.) when JJ very abruptly moved out on his own. It did take a bit to set in though, as after JJ left, he fell into another slump because JJ cut pretty much all contact with him at that point.
I couldn't say exactly what finally made it set in, but after a couple more months, Jas went from an "I failed my son, I couldn't make myself be the father that he deserved, I'm the worst" spiral, to "I failed my son, and so now I have to make it up to him and get better for him, even if he can't forgive me after everything."
And a lot happened over the years he was getting clean. JJ ended up moving back in with him after Jas saved him from a really bad romantic relationship. There were times he fell off the wagon. Times that he and JJ's relationship got really strained again, and times that they were okay.
Current day, he hasn't had a single sip of alcohol in 6 or 7 years. (Though he still definitely gets a craving from time to time-- especially in times of high stress-- he actually does have a very supportive group around him to help him get past it. This past year or two, he's even been able to start going back to the bar to hang out with the drinking party, which was a pretty big victory in his book, because he wasn't able to be around alcohol at all for those first few years without fixating on it and immediately having to leave)
#[Jaspern -headcanons-]#[JJ -headcanons-]#I'll put it in JJ's tag too since JJ was very much a part of this period of Jassie's life#Yeah though#those two or three years where Jas was REALLY a mess were rough#It's honestly a bit of a shock coming back and writing about how he used to be#both in Jas' case and JJ's honestly#they're two muses that have grown and changed so much#alcoholic tw#slaps that tag on there because I know I had a mutual on here that was iffy about that subject#I think it's one that's not on anymore but just in case I'm misremembering it's getting tagged anyway
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