#<- stop hitting yourself

[skate-the-onion]

Made a few more 100% factual fact sheets to occupy myself while waiting for Worlds (past outdated offerings vol. I and vol. II)

[egophiliac]

missed the mark by (looks at calendar) uhhh. hm. but I really wanted to do something for the 5th anniversary! happy five years to these idiots 🎉

[lovesickgoose]

Encountered some very silly soldiers the other day

[satoblue]

whenever you and satoru argue, you have to resist the urge to strangle the idiot but it’s obvious you would never lay a hand on him bc at the end of the day — you love him and don’t want to hurt him. he was just being his same infuriating self, and in a few hours, everything would be fine again. but oh, how you want to punch his chest repeatedly until your hands ache because the hits do nothing against his hard chest. you wanna teach him a lesson but you’re too weak compared to that brute. often, you’ll clench your teeth and walk away to calm down. that’s a mistake on your end apparently bc you should’ve expected satoru would know exactly what you’re thinking in the moment — and you should’ve known the man you married is weird. so weird in fact that the next time you fight, he grits out “hit me” with all his chest, the words clawing their way out of his throat as if he’d been waiting to say them for a long time

[s0fter-sin]

still thinking about gaz doing ghost’s skincare

even when they’re on base and the worst of the all-encompassing exhaustion is held at bay, he knows ghost doesn’t have the energy to spare to do any kind of in depth routine; knows as much as it makes him feel good to feel soft and clean and cared for, he won’t be able to keep up with it by himself

gaz just didn't expect how good it would feel to do it for him

how accomplished he'd feel when he figured out the right combination of products to soothe ghost's sensitive neglected skin without him breaking out or getting even more dehydrated, the best moisturiser for his scars, researching no-wash products so he doesn't have to get up once they've started; all ghost has to do is lay back and let gaz work

it's an honour, not only to be trusted enough with ghost's - with simon's - face but also to watch him lose every ounce of tension in his body

they usually - and how amazing that they have a usual, that this has become a routine - end up with ghost's head in his lap, a soft pillow beneath his head so he can just rest. it's not uncommon for him to fall asleep entirely as gaz follows his steps

bottles of cleansers and serums and moisturisers all bought just for him, each one dutifully researched with ghost's skin type in mind, all stored in a black leather bag moulded into a skull bc gaz found it browsing one day and thought it was too perfect. ghost doesn't even know what they all do, just knows how blissful it is to feel the gentle pressure of gaz's fingers massaging his face; following the contours of scars that haven't pulled or flared since they started doing this

gaz never tells him about the rollers he could use instead, the applicators that are technically better for his skin bc it would mean he'd know that gaz uses his hands just for him; that he can feel how much he craves his touch and knows he enjoys it just as much, if not more than the actual results

gaz just tells him that a thorough massage after everything is applied is necessary for all the products to marry up and sink properly into his skin and spends the next half hour smiling down at his superior as he lets go of all his pain and trusts him to keep him afloat

[cultivating-wildflowers]

STOP RECORDING YOURSELF PERFORMING ACTS OF CHARITY OR KINDNESS AND THEN POSTING THE VIDEOS FOR INTERNET CLOUT

[canisonicscrewyou]

tumblr keeps shoving hypercritical posts about the new season of Doctor Who in my face despite my best efforts. I think it's taught me something. And I'm gonna be so, SO honest when I tell you what it is.............

I think some of you just don't like Doctor Who?

[mistressandry]

I have unlocked a new achievement in my fic writing.

[triple-ennui]

No what do you mean there's a movie that uses 90s television nostalgia as a metaphor for gender dysphoria/social ostracism 🥲 🙃

[dangaer]

good afternoon! i think i discussed this veryyy briefly when i first made this blog but something i wanted to remind people that i am more than open to exploring verses in potential bad ends of the games. i would advise for these to be plotted but if you wish to just go into it, feel free to let me know!

[aroacenezhaanddainsleif]

hear me out:

boothill would be to the stellaron hunters what argenti is to the astral express crew (aka "weird honorary member that shows up every so often to help them fight a thing/complete a mission before fucking off into space again")

[teethbomb]

Columbo is literally a detective that goes out of his way to arrest rich white people in the most unhinged of ways. 9 out of 10 it's because the killer tattled on themselves while trying to insult him.

It's not copganda, Man literally spawns like a fucking fea and makes Musk play a game of 'stop hitting yourself' until he puts himself in jail just to escape the torture

HDGDJD??

[matex3]

cough day 27 of suffering

"matex3 go work!" nah 🙏

[doodlesketchgirl]

my beloved evevr evr evr EVER

[kagiura-akira]

Kagiura Akira, when I get my hands on you...

[garpond]

im glad we're all hating on meta/facebook rn can i just take a moment to say i hate facebook with a burning passion for the way your jobs will force you to have one to look 'real' or just to even do the basic content of the job somehow (my boss at my longest running job made me do guerilla marketing on there for events) and then immediately puts your full fucking personal info and where you live and where you work and who you know and everything directly into the inbox of people who are stalking you