#[chat]

[wtfforged]

really awesome character genre is cute small girl with big fuck ass hammer or otherwise giant fuckoff weapon. that genre will always rule

[toxic-sugar-stuff]

If you haven't lost your mind yet, then here's a funny story for you:

I got my laptop back a month later because my younger brother was taking it to study for exams in his city. The first file on my desktop that I met was a hand-drawn Danny from my friend who made this meme

I don't know if I should laugh or cry because I found it on my computer at all

[camilamcndcs]

Wait a second, am I missing something? The way you said that makes me feel I really did. Believe me I myself would take a little calm in my life. I feel the last couple months I have not stopped since the Maldives. I am not complaining though, not at all. I cannot wait to see them and you!

can't help it. with how calm life has been lately, a little bit of trouble is very needed. thank you! i haven't taken very many photos yet but i'll have to start doing so. gonna come back with a whole album of them to show you!

[notedchampagne]

we ran out of devotion that corrupts. would you guys be cool with devotion thats a little annoying to everyone

[trexalicious]

A reminder for those of us with cats at Easter that lilies of ANY kind are BAD for cats. Some species such as Calla, Peace and Peruvian do not cause kidney damage or death like Easter and daylilies, but they can still cause irritation and gastrointestinal issues if ingested...

[kyliejcnncr]

What would have happened had you gotten there when we did? I feel you would have been a little devilish by the way you mentioned you were glad that things that happen in Vegas stay there even though if we all know that is far from the truth. How are you, by the way?

I can say I was well behaved since I got here towards the end of it so I can count this as a blessing but who knows on next time.

[wordx]

“How did you two get so close?”

“We talk at night.”

[eliassimp]

[blondebrainpowered]

The Far Side

By Gary Larson

[camilamcndcs]

No I do not think I could do that, heck once we wrapped Masters of the Universe I had a cheeseburger and fries. I really had to watch what I was eating during training before and during filming also. During my Dad's wedding and during holidays I had to stay away from some of my favorite foods and it was not easy to do, I am just glad I was able to do it. Yeah it was really fundamental for the role of Teela, I am just thankful I was able to pull it off, ya know?

Yeah, at least I can't say that I never tried it, mom did try for a long time to get me to find some kind of fish I would enjoy, it never worked out. All the fish for you, I've got you. Is that those one food diets? How did that work for you? I enjoy food too much, it's a struggle to keep such a strict diet, but it's fundamental when it comes to racing specifically, my weight literally impacts my results on track.

[zhelin-thames]

Danny as a popular ghost-hunting streamer and Tim as his (secretly smitten) tech-savvy boyfriend

Danny: Soooo, how did the new setup look on stream? 👀 Tim: Flawless. Your transitions are smoother than Nightwing on a trapeze. Danny: Thanks! …Wait, was that a compliment or shade at Dick? Tim: Yes.

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Danny: Dude, someone in the chat said my ghost puns are cringe. Tim: They’re right. Danny: Rude. I thought you loved me for my humor. Tim: I love you despite your humor. Big difference.

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[Group Chat: "BatFam + Phantom"]

Dick: Wait, Danny’s a streamer? Like… famous famous? Danny: Yeah, just hit 1M subs last week! 😎 Jason: How do you even ghost hunt on stream? Danny: I vibe with the ghosts. Sometimes literally. Tim: [uploads spreadsheet of Danny’s analytics] His audience engagement rate is 37%. Insane. Damian: You’re dating a YouTuber. Have you no dignity? Tim: Says the kid with a secret animal rescue TikTok. Damian: …

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[Danny streaming with Tim in the background]

Danny: Alright chat, today we’re exploring an abandoned warehouse! Should be super haunted. Tim (off-camera): Or just structurally unsafe. Danny: …Ignore my very responsible boyfriend. We’re doing this. Chat: WE LOVE TIM!!! Danny: I thought this was my stream. 😒

Tim: I saw you fell through a floor last stream. Care to explain? Danny: Ghost-proof floors aren’t a thing, babe. Tim: And neither is common sense, apparently.

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[Chat watching a rare collab stream]

Danny: Okay, Tim is joining us for this stream because chat kept asking! Chat: TIMMMMM!!! 🥰🥰🥰 Danny: What the heck, I’m literally right here. Tim: [flawlessly hacks into ghost-detection software on stream] Chat: TIM IS THE BEST. 😍 Danny: I can literally fly.

[ashiyn]

a comedian

[collectivefandomstuff]

[on patrol]

Red Robin: [sitting on a rooftop, drinking hot cocoa]

Red Hood: [lands next to him and sits down, pulling out a sandwich]

Red Robin: [holds out a thermos] want some cocoa?

Red Hood: [takes the thermos] yeah, thanks. [offers his sandwich] Want a bite? I baked the bread

Red Robin: hell yes

Red Hood: quiet night tonight

Red Robin: [humms in agreement]

Red Robin and Red Hood: [watches the skyline in silence]

[Nightwing, covered in a slimy substance, flies past them through the air as though he’s been catapulted from a great distance]

Red Hood:

Red Robin:

Red Hood: do you think he saw us?

Red Robin: I don’t think so

Red Hood:

Red Robin:

Red Hood: we can’t all be fighting Ivy, there wouldn’t be anyone left to fight the other criminals

Red Robin: that’s a sound argument. Say while we were helping him someone robbed the mayor, then where would we be?

Red Hood: he definitely came from over by the library, that’s way outside both our routes

Red Robin: so we agree that we wouldn’t be doing our job if we left our post to help with whatever that goop was

Red Hood: definitely

Red Robin: the mayor will thank us

Red Hood:

Red Robin: [sips his cocoa]

Red Hood: cards on the table- I already robbed the mayor earlier tonight

[notedchampagne]

never have a best friend youre just going to keep making ocs and it will be evil

[urlocal-trashyrat]

Ok, guys, you decide. Srr its not too much.

@moonlitepaws @nirami-blogin @cupcakearcticfox @charliedrawsbiteof87 @mareepfur n ur mom

Idk who else to tag I'm exhausted chat I need to eat.

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