#— ✿ dash commentary.

[astriiformes]

I know that realistically you can only fit so many movies into a list of approximately 100, but I cannot take that "How many of tumblr's favorite movies have you seen?" list that's been going around seriously because there are some truly egregious omissions.

Some of it is very clearly recency bias, which makes me wonder if the op truly wasn't on here in 2013 or so, but you're telling me you made a list of "tumblr's favorite movies" that doesn't include Pacific Rim or Mad Max: Fury Road? Because, like, I was there, Gandalf.

[the-damned-and-divine]

Apparently, even in the year of Our Lord Two-thousand and Twenty-four, people need this simple chart explained to them at length

[battle-subway-ghost]

people on this site will see a post that's like "Ugh my day is ruined because I saw Team Evil on my dashboard" and reblog with "Get well soon :(" and then get surprised when the OP gets mad at them when their profile literally looks like this

[swordsoprano]

i got an ad for starbucks while scrolling the @massachusetts-official blog?! this is a crime

[statementlou]

Kate Cassidy's video tribute to Liam

[rebelliousfamily]

"Never fear, the cooler Maximoff twin is here!"

[house-of-cyn]

@shurikensgang

"Correction- I most definitely will. Don't tell me what I would and wouldn't do, you wwwwaste of [NULL] space."

[mikaikaika]

Pangi being cold and asking Lukey for a hug <3

[manchestereyes]

like. the thing about this is he drew the heart first and easily could've put "dnp" or something of the sort on one side of it. but noooooo. this sappy piece of shit had to put D and P on EITHER SIDE of the heart. so that it reads "D(an) ❤️ P(hil)." or more colloquially, "dan loves phil." and i don't know what to do with this information???

[pokemonred-v-blu]

...

>be me

>have surgery

>not allowed on rotomblr until anesthetic wears off

"Don't do anything that will increase your heart rate, we don't want the stitches to tear"

>log on rotomblr

>pippin being a bigot again

>dusk looks like she ran head first into enemy base

>bug still stuck in hisui

>skyfire wants to be hunted by a lesbian

pic related

[thebarontheabyss]

Hey patrons of TBOTA!

Just a quick update to let you all know that I’m still hard at work on the TBOTA 2.5 update, and I’m planning to release it mid-February (yes, it’s happening!).

As previously mentioned, this update will bring some changes to TBOTA, including:

Romance Overhaul – More depth and variation in romantic interactions.

Loneliness Mechanic Overhaul – A major rework for what is essentially the main plot of the game.

Death Scars in the Appearance Menu – Customizable scars reflecting how your character died.

I’m also planning to crank up posting from now on, so expect more content, general updates, and lore dumps!

Thanks for sticking around—I can’t wait to share more soon!

[dannyphantom-fenton]

Okay, I saw a comic of Dash telling Danny he respects his bisexuality and is bullying him as a nerd, not as a member of the LGBT community, and it got me thinking.

What if Dash eavesdrops on a conversation and believes Danny is pregnant?

Obvs this is a trans Danny au, and something happened to Ellie, and Danny is carrying her core. Vlad finds out and is himself about it. However, Dash hears this argument and puts things together in the wrong way.

Vlad corners Danny after school. Dash is staying after to practice for football and is going to practice when he sees Vlad dragging Danny into a room. He decides to listen in at exactly the wrong time.

“Daniel, you must stop being so irrational about this-“

“Irrational! You almost killed her because she isn’t a boy! I barely managed to save her! Now I have to stop taking testosterone because of you, and I have to worry about raising her during high school and putting off College-”

“I can raise her.”

“Not a chance, fruitloop. She’s my daughter.”

“She’s mine as well.”

“You were the one who decided to throw a tantrum and not only create her, but try and destroy her because she isn’t a boy! You don’t get to touch her!”

Cue a conveniently timed ghost attack or call from Maddie, but they leave without realizing Dash was listening in. Dash now has to grapple with the fact that the nerd he’s been bullying is pregnant, and the mayor, who he thinks he’s heard Tucker say is his godfather, is the other dad!

(Dash grew up with them, so he already knew Danny was trans.)

Dash immediately enlists the other A-listers to help him protect Fenton.(Because Dash may be a bully, but he’s not evil. He’s not gonna beat a pregnant man, especially since the mayor has apparently been creeping on Fenton.)

This all culminates into protective A-listers making it known Fenton is off limits and an extremely confused Danny who doesn’t know what’s going on.

[the-damned-and-divine]

Reblog if you like long-winded lore posts

[multicoloredspider-andfriends]

"I'm over here gettin' fuckin' verbally harrassed an' my alter is talking about being eaten in a sexy way or something. What the fuck. Some people get all the luck."

[lcbheathcliff]

Everyone's getting distorted and I am not worried in the slightest. Unlike those wankers I am immune to distorting.

[hellsmayflower]

"National boyfriend week,huh? So....who's my boyfriend?"