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cowboythewizard726 · 1 year ago

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beautiful orc girl leed helllOOOOO beautiful leed alert oh my GOD she's so cool WOOAHHHH beautiful siilly girl she was really pretty and awesome and so kind i think shes wonderful and there should be a statue made just for her thats really big and in the center of everything and she should get anything she wants ever smile face

#LEED LEED LEED!!!!#thank u for being s pussy chilchuck mouse man so she could yell at you #okay u wermnt being a pussy you just watn your friends to be okay i get it #i think its funny to call you a pussy #and mosue man #im sorry your're divorced i get it #this istn about YOU this is about LEED #LEED ORC LEADER #LEEEDDDD #GOD SHES SO COOL #AND AWESOME AND GREAT #yesterday i played dnd for the first time #and i got bonked in the head with a stone club #and now id like to imagine that was her she did that #wow #shes so cool #and shes really cute too awww awww #wonderful girl everyonme should love her #gonna be honest i wish she had eaten all of them #i support and encourage and endorse and urge women to eat people #leed dungeon meshi #leed delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon spoilers #dunmeshi spoilers

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magpie-to-the-morning · 11 months ago

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When you were a kid were you also obsessed with the idea of being tiny and using dollhouse furniture and other repurposed found objects both natural and man-made?

#I’m realizing now how obsessed I was with this 8:#*idea #see also #The Borrowers #George and Matilda Mouse #Stuart Little #Brambly Hedge #The Indian in the Cupboard #The Cricket in Times Square #Anatole maybe #or did they just eat a lot of cheese?#I also had a dollhouse my great grandfather made #(it’s still around somewhere)#and for a long time buying and making things for it #was my absolute fav

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crunchybeards · 6 months ago

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Whatever be free my scarabs.

Farmer Callum belongs to @oorangesoda

Farmer Beau belongs to @fuerrziah

Farmer Kendall belongs to @salt-n-salt

#this was a chicken or the egg type situation #which did I do first: bookmarks or full body?#bludda I'm dead and dying and gonna eat fifty snack then eat chicken and read fanfic and not touch mouse and not draw #should've ripped the bandaid off sooner tbh #i wanted to draw their really cool outfits that the artists did for them #feast of the winter star callum and flower dance beau speak to me so deeply #btw kenny stole shane's guard outfit that's why it's says shane on the name tag #the sign's still accurate tho #the facial and arm hair aren't real he's using make up to look more like shane this is his shane cosplay #i hope i did the outfits justice 🙇‍♂️#stardew valley #sdv #farmer sdv #sdv farmer #sdv farmers #others ocs #fanart #farmer callum #farmer beau #farmer kendall #crunchy art #45 hours yeesh...#callum was the longest so far #like about 20 hours #beau and kenny where pretty evenly split #napping for a thousand years dreaming of doomed yuri now bye!

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purplebehittindifferent · 5 months ago

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i hope the mouse gets a happy ending

I hope she never has to see that fox again

And she gets to be around foxes who dont act like that, foxes who actually care about and love her

I hope she learns to say no to the foxes that do still act like that, and that there are others who will help her and protect her...

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#the fox was nearly fired from his job #the mouse learned to heal #the mouse has her own fox now who treats her right #the mouse will never have a fox try to eat her again

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grapefruittwostep · 6 months ago

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I opened my lunchbox today to find a mouse busily eating my cheezits and that’s kind of how things are going right now

#i’m not over it #bro my cheezits #he absolutely freaked out while I just watched him run around and was like buddy how did you even get up here?#anyway he’s a pipefitter now #he’s taking break with us and he’s sharing my food so I guess he’s on the crew #i did eat the rest of my lunch #not the cheezits #but like everything else was sealed I checked #on a construction site a mouse is relatively one of the cleaner and less carcinogenic things you can find #is this real life?

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sunny1927 · 2 years ago

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Sunny redesign plus interacting with the backups!

I am really happy on how Sunny turned out in the AU, so I thought of posting her interacting with the backups (cause after all, they are family 🥹)💕💕💕

Originally I wasn’t gonna post this because I only did this out of boredom but why not lol. Enjoy!

The backup detectives belongs to @skullsemi

Teri beary belongs to @angelleplaytoonbeary

Sorry about the bad quality tumblr ruined it :/

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smalltimidbean · 3 months ago

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No Use Crying Over Spilt... Mice...

Even Though You Really Want To

Not Like You Can Return Them Anyways

#vent tag #oc: bean #sona tag #for context and bc I am venting #it's been a not great week and I was waiting all day yesterday for a delivery of feeder mice for my snakes #bc the usual place we get them the smallest size of mouse is just a bit too big for my younger snake #so we ordered online and they arrived today but they're PINKIES so they're far too small for her #and you can't return feeder animals so I got a bunch of hairless baby mice in my freezer #yes sure she can eat them but like the whole point was to get a suitable size #and I'm just really frustrated bc I needed to get my meds yesterday but I couldn't leave bc I didn't know when they were arriving #and some rando was asking me to draw for them #and like I can't even draw for myself right now what makes you think I'm gonna draw for someone who can't even say please #and is probably talking to the character and not the actual artist who draws all the stuff (bc this was sent to Pep's blog)#unless they are talking to me and then it's condescending as hell #I wanna answer but I know I'm gonna be a dick about it hence why I am venting here #and I still gotta go get my meds but it's too late now!!!#why is it that I always get the most horrendous depression right before my birthday good god #I need a cigarette or something fuckin hell #I don't smoke but baby need to do a substance abuse #anyway BYE

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spookie-puppy · 4 months ago

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What if I wanna invite my friends fron different parts if the timeline out for ice cream?? What're the time demons gonna do then?? Snatch me???

#I wanna go out for ice cream with everyone from when I was younger #I wanna eat ice cream with my entire third grade class #I miss them and haven't seen them since that day I moved schools #I still have all the letters they made me and I still remember that dumb dance they did telling me they'd miss me that made me hide behind #My math teachers desk because I was embarrassed #What if I wanna eat ice cream with Hei Hei from when we were in 5th grade??#What if I wanna go out to eat with her and her grandparents one more time before senior year??#What if I miss the talks we had all the time and I just wanna go back to her house where her mom makes us both mickey mouse pancakes and we #Talk all night #What if I wanna see raine from 6th grade just one more time #I miss her #I wanna eat ice cream with her #But I never got to #What if I wanna her her young voice and see her in person just once more. I wanna see her before she left. Before all we could to is text.#I think her phone number changed now #But I wanna see her practice guitar while I get us some ice cream. I wanna see her practicing the gravity falls theme. She sent me the #Finished product once #But it's lost and I can't get it back.#What if I wanna have fun with K and J one more time before they made me cry? Before they separated everyone? What if I miss the younger the #What if I just wanna see them once more??#What if I wanna see KK in 4th grade again. Not with Raine #I don't wanna see that...#I wanna see their smile and I wanna see the way they got happy every time we all hung out?#What if I wanna see them again?#What if I wanna take out my very first friend group #The one I called home #We had games #We tried to climb that tree on the playground #We pretended to be animals. We acted as family. We gave ourselves a name... JACKS. All of our initials put together #I wanna see them smiling again

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zakiyah · 5 months ago

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#cannot stress enough how truly insane this week has been #1) got a (really good) full time job mostly by accident- this is life altering in a few ways #2) packing to move out away from my parent(s) for the first time ever #3) 3.5 hour conversation with my best friend about [redacted literally life changing realization]#4) a mouse somehow got into my fridge and so I will:#4a) definitely not be taking that fridge with me (the final nail in that coffin bc other factors made it unreasonable) and #4b) be spending tomorrow morning throwing away my groceries (honestly kind of a blessing in a really awful disguise because thank God I had #been avoiding grocery shopping for a few days anyway. also now I don't have to worry about eating all the food left in there before moving)#anyway. lots of upheaval lots of emotions lots of weird conversations?#and I'm moving on saturday. crazy. I have so much to do this week! yay!#and it looks like I will be. eating takeout and from cans mostly. which is fine I won't have time to cook anyhow.#shoutout to my friends who are coming to help me move bc they have truly been so great and I've been TERRIBLE at communicating about it <3 #diary

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msburgundy · 1 year ago

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ran outside with my gun because my dog was howling like a train whistle, and it was just because there was a gopher snake eating a baby mouse lol

#and of course he freaked out the snake and it also got distracted by me #so it lost the mouse #and my dumb dog stole it #so now im hoping one of the ducks eats it #my dog is so afraid of snakes though it's so funny #he gets scared by even vaguely snake shaped garbage on the road #which is good but he did still kinda make some attempt to go after it #dogposting

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coffee-mouse · 11 months ago

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[accidentally missed lunch yesterday]

#not sponsored by goldfish crackers #I’ll start drawing things other than these soon #but for now they’ve been great practice and motivate me to both cook and draw more often #this one’s closer to how my days usually go #my partner’s coworker gifted us the pumpkin bread so I only cooked once #mouse rambles #spice #food #cw food #seafood #fish #(the asparagus was sautéed in butter)#I was watching Scooby-Doo Zombie Island while eating the goldfish by the way. aka the best movie in the whole world ever

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bugtimeagainbabey · 10 months ago

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it my birthday :>] im now 18!!!! I'll probably remake the intro today or tomorrow

The new intro should be up!

#gizmoposting #birthday!!! yippee!!!#now i can finally eat a mouse without judgement

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voidrevelator · 2 months ago

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im not scared of you. not anymore.

#mouseyyyy ily #i love my mouse.#just a girl and her wild field mouse who survived his trap and now eats from my hand #yippeyippe #goth #gothic #southern gothic #small town america #small town gothic #rural goth #rural gothic #this is an old photo btw mousey has been safe and in a new home for a long time #i named mousey THE ORB

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angered-box · 2 months ago

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EVERYTHING KEEPS FUCKING GOING WRONG TONIGHT.

#cat knocks over the water bowl because she wanted to eat from the bowl i was pouring food into FOR THE OTHER CAT WHEN SHE ALREADY HAD FOOD #AND NOW MY GOD DAMN MOUSE IS DEAD AND WE HAVE NO BATTERIES #and my stepdad has forgotten to get them. MULTIPLE GOD DAMN FUCKING TIMES FROM THE STORE. SO GUESS WHO CAN'T DO #LITERALLY ANYTHING IT WANTS BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING MOUSE IS DEAD YAYYYY #IT'S JUST ONE THING AFTER ANOTHER GOD DAMMN IT

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tropicalcontinental · 1 year ago

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Fucked up slugcat and its iterator

I'll name them uhhh, Two Sided Coin idk

I'm getting more attached to this every passing second it's kinda fun

#digital art #tropical's art #art #rw iterator oc #rw slugcat oc #Might as well call it an oc based off my persona (I still haven't posted them)#They're (the persona) literally just a cat girl who's a bit fucked up #So real of them #Or me I suppose #eye strain #high contrast #Can we put a shade on this thing it won't stop glowing #I'm starting to fear the slugcat is now radioactive and poisonous #Do not eat that thing or go near it #I like to think Two Sided Coin doesn't really interact with their local group and instead spends their time making purposed organisms #Based off the iterators around them #Who they don't talk to and just observe through their overseers #They started with making themself I suppose #They don't really care about ascending or whatever #Here to fuck around #Maybe this slugcat is part latern mouse #Though it should be smaller than average if it is part latern mouse #Or maybe TSC is smaller than your average iterator #Hence why its also constantly shaking (it is so so afraid)#It being poisonous is just a bonus I guess #Might as well rain worldify all my other characters when I feel like it #rain world #cw eyestrain

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danascullysjournal · 1 year ago

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I cannot attach video to a reblog for some reason, so here is an update on Jonathan. I’m not normally this sing-song but he’s little and I guess I couldn’t help my “this is a babyyyy” voice 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

#I’m done now but I thought the few of you who saw how badly he was doing earlier may want to see his bright little eyes #we just need to ensure he can eat solids and he’s off to explore the world #mouse #baby mouse

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