#“heh.. why are you dressed up like this?” he says to me in a hot breath while goin up my skirt 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[hiswhitehair]

he looks like such a fuckin weirdo i need him..

[calebsbabyapple42]

Here’s the fic I promised guys😋

Caleb dressed up as nightwing, roleplay, NASTY smut, hope u guys like it🩷

You and Caleb were laid down together cuddling on your comfy bed inside your apartment, you were laying against his side head directly over his heartbeat that was drumming softly underneath you, your phone propped over his chest as you both were watching whatever app/form of media you like to, quote on quote “doom scroll” on according to him. You swipe past a few reddit stories, silly show edits you like to watch, cooking videos, you know, the norm, that is until you scrolled up and fell upon an edit of one of your favorite characters (crushes) as of current, it’s an edit of nightwing to some popular kinda overplayed romantic song with multiple clips of hot scenes and comic drawings of his body, you smile while watching the video, momentarily forgetting the man RIGHT NEXT TO YOU was even there, until he coughs loudly to get your attention before speaking in a high defensive tone “Uh excuse me pips. What is this??” you jolt back to reality at the intrusion of his voice next to your ear, startled you try to speak, or atleast defend yourself just a little bit. “I-it’s just an edit of one of my favorite characters right now!” you squeak out, trying to convince him of your innocence, but caleb being all knowing, plus the pink tint across your cheeks and your flushed expression giving you away he looks at you, quickly snatching the phone out of your hand and holding it up in the air,“Yeah sure it is. that’s why you were just giving your phone screen googly eyes as soon as it popped up!” you roll slightly over him reaching up to try and retrieve your phone from his controlled grasp “it’s not even like that give me my phone back!” you squeal out, before he throws your phone on the nightstand next to your bed suddenly flipping you over and pinning you to the bed underneath him “you like him pips?” he says now, not with the playful voice like just a couple seconds ago, no. Now he had a dark look in his eyes as he scanned your face for a reaction, you, noticing the obvious change in behavior start to speak “well I guess.. maybe a little. he’s sexy.” a rush of excitement fills your body, as his eyes darken even more, his eyebrows furrowing. He presses you deeper into the mattress looking angry, “Really now?” his tone is low and flat but you can hear the dark undertone of his voice, realizing the hole you just dug yourself, you attempt to think of a way to back pettle this situation, that is, until you realize you can take advantage of it instead. ��Okay, okay, don’t get mad!” he releases his tight grip just a little, willing enough to atleast hear you out, you speak “Well.. it’s just that.. he kinda reminds me of you.” Caleb looks down at you, shocked at what he was hearing “Yeah right, you’re just saying that to get me off your back.” he retaliates, “No, no, I swear he really does!” you giggle underneath him “Really? well if he reminds you so much of me then talk.” you glance up, confused at his request you raise an eyebrow “Well you said he reminds you of me didn’t you? tell me how.” you look away shyly before speaking “Jeez I dunno.. he just looks like you, he has a nice build, dark hair.. a pretty face. His voice even sounds like you a little sometimes, I think his character just fits you.” this time you say it and you mean it truthfully, Caleb looks over your features trying to uncover any kind of lie you might’ve told, until he realizes you’re being serious, “Huh.. really? well..” he releases your body, still hovering over you “Heh I guess he is kinda like me isn’t he?” Caleb says proudly, flexing his muscles jokingly, “oh ha. ha. yeah Caleb he sure does.” he lets out a low hum looking down at you once more before lowering his self to your ear “But don’t forget who’s really with you right now pipsqueak.” he whispers in a seductive voice, your body shivers underneath his before he lays back down, pulling you to his chest before talking “now let’s get you to bed, huh? wouldn’t want you getting tired on me when it’s my time to visit.” you try to forget the whole ordeal but still fidget next to him being asleep.

Fast forward to a couple weeks later.

You visit Caleb in Skyhaven since you haven’t seen him since his last visit, you were staying for just about a week before your next mission had to make you leave, you’ve been here about three days so far, everything running smoothly between you and Caleb, you’d gone out to the store before he would get home, seeing as he suddenly got another “Emergency” notification from the fleet and had to take off just a few hours ago, you’ve hated when the fleet would interrupt your time spent with him, already having so little of it thanks to both of your busy lives. What you didn’t know is that he hated it even more than you did.

Getting home you shrug off your jacket, shoving it in the closet next to the front door and kicking off your shoes to put the groceries in the kitchen, you suddenly hear a thud coming from your room, quietly setting down the groceries, you settle your hand on the hunter handgun you had strapped to your right thigh, believing there might be an intruder, no matter how safe Caleb managed to keep you, burglars and thieves still existed you know.

Slowly making your way down the hallway you cautiously glance through the crack of the bedroom door, toeing it open with the tip of your foot, before pushing inside with your now, raised gun. “Ah!” you yelp standing face to face with Caleb “Jeez pips it’s just me! got home early and wanted to surprise you.” he says casually, lowering your gun, quietly muttering out an apology from your outburst you observe him, still in his colonel uniform before glancing down at your bed and seeing a light purple costume, “What’s that Caleb?” “Oh just a little something I bought for you.” he said, taking the gun out of your hand, picking back up the scraps of purple cloth and handing it to you, he starts ushering you towards the bathroom to try it on, W-what? wait Caleb the groceries!” you tell him before getting the bathroom door closed in your face, hearing him lock the door from outside using his evol. You look over the outfit in your hands and start shrugging your clothes off “If he’ll let me out of the bathroom this way.”

you murmur, mostly to yourself than to anyone else you pull the top over the swell of your breasts seeing as it’s a perfect fit, almost like it’s been tailored to your exact measurements, going to put the skirt on you realize… hidden beneath it is.. that’s a thong. A bright pink lacy thong. Your eyes widen as you finally put the pieces together realizing that this wasn’t just any costume it was.. A Star-fire costume? your cheeks heat up thinking back to the moment that happened just a few weeks ago, you shake your head but decide to just roll with it, sliding off your shorts and undies, you grab the thong and slide it up your legs until it’s snug right against your.. Anyway! you grab the skirt pulling it over your hips and adjusting it so that it looks presentable, finishing up, you stare at yourself in the mirror, despite the outfit technically being “cosplay” it was made of surprisingly good material, running your fingers over the cloth, it being soft beneath your fingertips, you blush before breathing in and exhaling, ready to face Caleb to see what he was up to. You knock (pound) on the door and say his name “Caleb, I put your stupid outfit on now can I please come out!” not getting a response you start to speak again “Cal-!” before hearing the click of the lock opening, you slowly step out of the bathroom, looking around for Caleb, since you don’t see him, you walk out and start searching around the room for him “Okay Caleb I know what I said last time we hung out but don’t you think this prank is a little mu-!”

your words get cutoff as you feel a hand slither around your waist, lifting you up to toss you on the bed, startled and caught off guard you gasp and try to kick, but before you can you feel a hand holding your legs down. Looking up you see.. Caleb. In a nightwing costume?.. The material is some kind of leather or latex and has a short zipper sitting just underneath his adams apple before ending at his collarbones, Caleb starts to speak while his left hand slides up your side “What? shocked?” his voice low and raspy, you wrap your arms around his neck, gliding your fingers through the tufts of his hair and giving a small tug, you speak “What do you think your doing?” you whisper in his ear, pressing his body closer to yours he talks “Just giving you what you wanted pips. Or do you not like it?” hearing his words right next to your ear sends a shiver down your spine and a familiar heat pools between your legs, you stay quiet. Caleb, kissing down your jaw says “Yeah.. that’s what I thought.” pulling his hair again and whimpering out his name as he bites and sucks your neck, leaving little marks in the wake “You like looking at other men in front of me and you expect me to stay calm?” now at your breasts, he loosens the zipper of your outfit letting them spill out before taking your nipple between his lips and swirling his tongue around one. pinching and flicking the other one with his fingers, “Caleb you know I didn’t mean anything by it- ahh!.. mmph..” he sucks harder now gently nipping at the sensitive pebbles and mumbling into your skin.

“I guess I have to show you that i’m the only one that you get to fantasize about then.” going back up to lock your lips with his, you feel his cock strained hard against the costume he was in, he grinded his self over your stomach while kissing you, you feel his tongue dart out and swipe against your lip before feeling him push through and intrude your mouth solely with his tongue, you makeout with eachother like two horny teenagers just learning how to kiss for the first time.

But you, desperate for more, flip him over, pulling down the zipper of his pants costume and letting his cock spring out and wet your hand with precum. You stroke his cock, firm and slow just how you know he likes it, swirling his sensitive tip between your fingers and palm, you hear him groan under his breath before taking your hand away and speaking “Sit on my face.” … “What.” a beat passes, “You heard me.” he says, still panting from being worked up just a few moments ago, “I’m gonna suffocate you Caleb i’m not doing tha-“ you try to tell him before feeling him turn you around setting each of your legs beside his shoulders, “Don’t care-“ he hisses out “Please..” he begs you at this point, having your crotch right above his face, giving him a clear view of what’s under your skirt, you blush wildly and whimper out a response “O-okay fine.. but tell me if you need to breathe- Nngh-!” you feel him lick a wet stripe over your underwear and then he pulls them to the side, admiring the way you look at first, you try to wriggle and squirm away from his stare, feeling embarrassed from having your most intimate place ogled for so long, placing his hands on your hips he pulls you back and stills you, “Don’t move Y/n.” you whimper when you feel his tongue lick your slick up “You’re so wet.. did I get you like this pips?” he says, you whimper and moan as his fingers feel up and down your lips, pressing down on your clit, you jolt, “ Answer me, who made you like this?” moaning out “Y-you! you Caleb..” hearing you so breathy and whiny he latched his lips on your pussy licking and flicking up and down, occasionally pressing his tongue inside your hole, you moan out before looking ahead and seeing him hump the air out of desperation, you bend over him and take his cock into your hands once again, except this time you take the tip of him into your mouth and start bobbing your head up and down, slurping up his length he moans, loud.

Feeling the vibrations of eachothers moans against yourselves, you feel a heat pool low in your gut as you feel him twitching into your mouth, you suction your mouth around him and swirl your tongue around his dick, feeling his tip shudder deep in your throat, spurring him on by the pleasure he wraps his lips around your clit and flicks his tongue up and down, up and down, up and down, over and over again, your orgasm fast approaching you pull off his cock to moan and grasp at his hip “C-cumming! i’m gonna cum!” one last harsh suck to your bundle of nerves is all it took before you were creaming all over his face, Caleb’s cock, which you still have one firm hand around suddenly shoots ropes of cum all over your face, licking some off your lips, before you feel him flip you over the mattress and help you lay face down against it, Caleb presses his cock against your pussy and pants. “You ready?” Caleb says “Y-yes Caleb, Please!” he thrusts inside, unusually rough, but your not complaining.

His pace doesn’t start gentle, no. this is hard, rough, possessive. He wraps his arm under your stomach, other hand holding your hips in place so you don’t move, his hips pistoning into your pussy hitting every spot that had your toes curling, gasps and moans easing out of you. Caleb continues his frantic pace before speaking “Yeah. is this what you like? You like it when I fuck you in this costume?” he groans out almost every word, voice rough and raspy next to your ear “Y-yes! oh my god! don’t stop, don’t stop..” Caleb laughs “Wasn’t planning on it honey.” you can feel both of your juices seeping out of your hole making a creamy ring around his cock, having it stick to the suits both of you were wearing, Caleb uses the arm wrapped around you and goes down to rub your clit, gathering the juices between your bodies he wets your nub and rubs circles on you applying just the right amount of pressure to have that heat building again. your moans get progressively louder with every hit he delivers to your g spot,“I’m making you feel this good. Me, Caleb.” he moans out “Only look at me like this baby, ever.” he managed to pant out “Yes, yes, only you Caleb!..” he chuckles before quickening his thrusts , angling your hips upward, “Fuck.. you’re so tight around me.. gonna cum again?.. hnng.. do it on me baby, cum all over my cock so you know how good it feels.” you moan, your pussy spasming on Caleb, one last thrust has you coming undone all over him as you see stars from your orgasm, you almost couldn’t notice his hips stuttering and his cum painting your insides white.

Panting caleb falls on top of you, the both of you breathing heavily, barely coming down from your highs.

30 minutes later

“Caleb you’re still hard.”

“I know. You didn’t think we were done yet, did you?”

This is gonna be a loongg night.

I would fuck this man.

@mcdepressed290

[howlingday]

Weiss Sometimes Hides Her Feelings in Atlesian

Weiss: (Opens curtain) How's this?

Mama Arc: Oh~! So beautiful~!

Jaune: Yeah, you look great, Weiss!

Weiss: (Blushes) H-Huh?

Jaune: The outfit carries an elegant femininity that makes you look prettier than I thought would be possible~.

Weiss: Is that... so...?

Jaune: Yup!

Weiss: Okay... (Shuts curtain) On to the next one...

Weiss: (Curled up, Thinking) WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! He just praised the hell out of me!.

Jaune: (Four on the floor, Thinking) WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?! That was so cringe, I could die!.

Willow: Were you ever like that with your husband?

Mama Arc: I like to think all teen couples were. C'mon, let's give them some space~. (Leads away)

Weiss: He said I was pretty... I SAID I WAS PRETTY! (Pounds floor with fist)

Weiss: (Stops, Inhales) I didn't think he had it in him to give a girl a real compliment. It's... almost impressive. Has he... done this sort of thing before?

Weiss: Hm... She does wear armor a lot. Perhaps he's more into tomboys?

Weiss: (Opens curtain) What about this?

Jaune: You just pulled a 180 from cute to cool, something I didn't think was possible. You just keep exceeding my expectations, Weiss Schnee~.

Weiss: (Gulps) Is... Is that so...? Thank you. Okay, onto the next one. (Shuts curtain)

Weiss: (Frilly dress)

Jaune: You look like a housewife waiting for her husband! How wholesomely beautiful~!

Weiss: (Tube dress w/ jacket)

Jaune: A sexy style certainly suits you~!

Weiss: (Summer dress)

Jaune: Cute~!

Weiss: (Shirt and shorts)

Jaune: So beautiful~!

Jaune: Gorgeous~!

Weiss: (Behind the curtain, Holds self) Why does this feel so good~?! I've never had anyone compliment me so earnestly like this before~!.

Weiss: Okay, which one next... Hm... This one might be a bit too revealing... But I'm sure Jaune won't have any complaints.

Weiss: (Throws curtain wide open, Noodle-strap top) How do you like this one~?

Nora: ...

Jaune: ...

Weiss: ...

Nora: Wow, Weiss! I didn't think you had it in you~!

Jaune: No kidding.

Weiss: ...

Weiss: (Shuts curtain, Curls) ...Ya khochu ischeznut'.

Nora: What's she say?

Jaune: "I want to disappear."

Nora: Heh... (Poses) Guess it was too hot to handle~.

Jaune: Would you stop?

[nightmare-niko]

P.O.N.Y.B.O.Y [Nicholas Alexander Chavez x reader]

WORD COUNT: 1171

A/N: i was really into this one in the beginning! But then got super stuck writing the smut but I hope y'all like it <3

WARNINGS: best friends to??? , unprotected sex (don't do that), no specified genitals, not edited, reader thirsts over Nick hardcore

Copying or translating my writing is not allowed. If you see my work on another site it is stolen. Reblogs are appreciated and encouraged.

"C'mon, baby, please? It'll be fun I promise!" Your best friend, Nicholas begs you.

You chuckle, ”Nick you know I don't work out..." "No I know but we never hang out-- It can be like our little thing! Look we can go right now I'll pick you up.”

You chew on your bottom lip, "Fine out I'm not doing a lot."

"Booo! Fine- get dressed I'll be there soon."

The line goes out before you can come to your senses.

What the hell did you get yourself into?!?

You weren't even sure you owned cute workout clothes. After tearing apart your closet in a desperate attempt to find an acceptable outfit, you prepared a gym bag with everything you needed. Here goes nothing...

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

Your best friend was hot. Well— he's always has been. you weren't blind, or an idiot. But something about him right now, headphones on, a thin layer of sweat on his forehead as he did his hip thrust reps. You tried to pay attention to your pathetic excuse for a workout but you just couldn't. When you watched him add the weight onto the bar your mouth went dry.

He was nearly effortlessly lifting well over your weight, with just his hips. Fuck- he was driving you absolutely insane.

You were staring; shamelessly- the gym was empty besides the two of you. Who was gonna judge you for drooling over your extremely sexy best friend?

The two of you have always been close. Some may say too close. Lingering stares, shared jokes, shy touches. You even kissed— sometimes. No one ever really asked if Nicholas was your boyfriend, they all just assumed that he was.

It seemed as though Nick had noticed your hungry gaze-- stopping his motions and removing his headphones. "You okay baby?"

Okay, maybe you understood why everyone thought you were together.

"You look-- like, really hot," You confess.

His eyebrows raise, " really?" He asks.

"Oh yeah, I think I might love the gym,” You tease.

He laughs, “Do you like the gym? Or staring at me?”

"Well maybe don't be so sexy, Nicholas!" You're only partly joking, but sometimes your crush overpowered your normal senses.

You just couldn't contain yourself! Maybe you should have chosen to work out somewhere across the gym, as far away from Nicholas as possible.

"You know what I think?" Nick pipes.

”No, I don't- What do you think?"

"I think... We should get out of here-" He stands and takes a step towards you.

“Already? we haven't been here for that long though?" Your eyebrows furrow in confusion.

He shrugs, now invading your personal space. "I was thinking we could just..." He trails off.

"Just??" You ask, voice dripping in anticipation.

”Do a different kinda workout." His warm hands glide up your arms, leaving goosebumps in their wake. ”A different type of workout? What kind of-- oh. oh.

The blood rushes to your fan at record speed. Sure the two of you have shared a drunken kiss or two (or twenty) but this? You immediately begin to fumble over your words- brain short-circuiting while your mouth tries to say something, anything!

You chuckle, nervous from the proximity, "Cardio, heh", you joke.

He flashes a beautiful smile, “Exactly, Cardio.”

It wasn't long before you two were stumbling around your apartment. Lips locked in messy and Feverous Kisses as you kicked off your sneakers.

You only pull away to lead him into your bedroom— you forgot about the mess you had made prior to leaving.

“Sorry about the mess,” you haphazardly kick some clothes from the middle of your floor.

“You’re rooms always a mess,” Nicholas jokes.

You gasp, “That is not true!” You playfully swat at him. He takes your wrist in his grasp, pulling you into his chest.

“That is extremely true,” He teases.

“How about we put those hip thrusts to use, hmm?”

It’s safe to say he’s shocked by your demand, “feeling bold, are we?”

You shrug, “I mean we came back here to fuck so…” you trail off.

Suddenly— Nicholas is ripping off his workout shirt, revealing his extremely toned torso. You’ve seen it before many times but never in this context. You waste no time mirroring his actions and removing your shirt.

He kisses sloppy kisses onto your neck. Your head spins and you run your fingers through his short brown hair. His hands go from your hips to your waist, squeezing. You push him towards your bed until he falls back onto your plush mattress.

“ What did you have in mind for tonight's workout?” his warm breath tickles your neck, making your skin break out in goose bumps.

You laugh softly at yourself—now is your time to shine. "I want you to use those strong hips of yours and show me a good time.” A playful smile tugging at your gloss-covered lips.

He smirks, "Well then, by all means~”he props himself up on his elbows.

You rake your nails down his torso, hooking your fingers into this pants— looking one last time for permission. He nods feversishly. You slowly untie his sweatpants— which already hung painfully low on his hips, a happy trail poking out from the top. As his angry hard cock pops out from his sweats you realize he isn't even wearing any underwear.

"Seriously dude? Going commando at the gym?” You wrap your hand around him before he could cough up his excuse, stroking him lazily.

He laughs softly, “don't call me dude when my dick is in your hand.”

"Don't give me a reason and then I wont.” You shrug, pulling your workout pants down eagerly before climbing on top of Nicholas— wasting no time you quickly align yourself with him and sink down. The stretch causing you to let out a pornographic moan.

His hands snap to your hips, gripping them hungrily. "Oh fuck!” He uses his strength to lift you back up his shaft.

You whine, digging your nails into his torso, leaving crescent shaped indents behind.

Your legs feel weak as he roughly fucks into you. You try to speak but all you can manage is incoherent moans and mumbles.

You arch your back as you yell out dramatically, the new angle making you feel heavenly. You're not sure how much longer you'd be able to last like this.

“Nick— I think I—” you cry out one final time before your vision goes white.

He rides out his own high before gently pulling you off of him. You whine at the empty feeling.

"Holy shit my legs are gonna hurt so bad tomorrow.” Nicholas gasps out.

"Then I guess were just gonna be in bed all day tomorrow.” you mumble quietly, pulling your blankets over you— the cold beginning to nip at you.

He hums, getting under the blanket with you, "I guess so.”

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Don’t work: @Nallasstuff @lilybellalana

[lawyerfricker]

mmm saul x reader thoughts for you all hehe

He’s soooo pervy. you meet him while in college or university, and you’re like, right at the beginning of trying to get a law degree (against your will, your parents are making you do this but honestly you don’t care about this, you’re bored as hell and use school as an excuse to wear your cute outfits and look nice)

So you meet him for a college/university project, you have to go out into the field and spend a week studying under an actual lawyer to better understand the profession

But when Saul sees you for the first time, he just laughs a little. “Seriously? You expect me to think you’re a law student, dressed like that?”

Okay so your top is a bit low-cut and your skirt is a bit short. You didn’t realize you dressed so provocatively until he pointed it out.

“Jesus, you seriously didn’t think anything of that? Well I guess you’re too cute to think so hard anyways. Cmere, sweetheart.”

Your face is red. It’s embarrassing- but why are you so okay with what he’s saying? You approach him, and can clearly see the front of his pants tenting. oh god

“A cute thing like you doesn’t need to work in such a hard field. I’ve got a better idea. Why don’t you just be my own cute secretary, hmm? I buy you nice outfits, dress you up, cmon you’ll be so much happier this way. Only thing is I get to get behind that ass of yours.”

Okay sure. Whatever. Let the greasy guy verbally degrade you, sure, that’s fine. He grabs your ass and pulls you onto his lap.

cut forward to you on your back, getting fucked. slap slap slap plap plap… he’s so hot and he has way more stamina than you expected. His face is buried in your neck and hair while he fucks into you, gasping, warm breath, only pulling back to readjust his position to get your legs up. just pounding down into you in a mating press sorta position

Saul is so desperate, breathing hard and being all cute… strong hands gripping your legs while he treats you so good

“Jesus you’re easier than I thought. So cute though, god, im gonna make you a mom. Oh you like that? Good, cause im not pulling out, heh”

and it’s true, he doesn’t pull out, which is even better. Inviting you back tomorrow and every day afterwards, until you work for him, and until you move in together 💖

[ashipiko]

NIKO CIMARRON - SCHOOL-SIDE STAYCATION!

SUMMON LINE: I don’t usually host things… But I do like the feeling of being co-host here.

additional voicelines below!

GROOVY: Oi! Don’t forget that I’m considered responsible for this!

SET TO HOME SCREEN: This type of clothing is really nice~. Maybe I should start dressing like this normally.

HOME IDLE 1: Honestly, I don’t understand why every day at NRC isn’t like this. Oh, maybe I should make a complaint to the headmaster? I’m sure he’d listen~.

HOME IDLE 2: Hey, you. Yeah you. Don’t you want a pawpsicle? I promise they’re super refreshing, especially on a hot day like this. And, there’s a discount!

HOME IDLE 3: Do you need somethin’? …Hey, it’s not— It’s all a part of the job, right? I need to be hospitable and all.

HOME IDLE LOGIN: This badge here is pretty nifty and cute, I’ll be honest. So are these glasses. Gotta thank Ashi for supplying us with these— Though, it does make this feel like a real job.

HOME IDLE GROOVY: Couldn’t Cater have come to me earlier to take a picture? Before my ears and tail were all wet? Jeez… Watch your step, Carrots. I don’t want a hurting tail on top of being soaked.

HOME TAP 1: I’ve gotta admit, Atlan actually did his job pretty well. People don’t lie when they say that that guy can yap on and on about things unrelated to him. Heh.

HOME TAP 2: I saw Kalim and Jamil come over and they were the same as ever. Though, maybe I’ll ask Kalim if he can use his unique magic today… I know magic isn’t really supposed to be used, but it’d make my job a lot easier…

HOME TAP 3: If you keep bothering me while I’m on work duty, I’m gonna end up spraying you with the hose. Do you really want that, Carrots?

HOME TAP 4: It’s honestly insane how Ashi isn’t wearing an pair of shades too. She’s the one who’s always in the sun out of the three of us… I guess sunshine just cancels out on itself, huh?

HOME TAP 5: …! Oh, no wonder it just got so loud. The first years are at it again. Oh, to be young again~.

HOME TAP GROOVY: Now look at this, I’m all soaked with water— Say, at least you’ll take care of me if I get sick, won’t you? ♡

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[nameuserlee]

“The heartless are the most faithful.”

Another part of Sylus’ lines compilation, all from interacting with him at the café. He is the gift that keeps on giving. Part 4 (links back to part 3, and so forth.)

“People who don't overthink things tend to sleep well. I'll think about you more when I can't sleep.” (I might be missing a few words here, I only got the first half of the line.)

“Having more plants in the bedroom isn't always good. You don’t need to keep bringing some back for me. They don’t produce oxygen when I'm awake.”

“You got me. I do have something in my hand that will pique your interest, sweetie. Have you decided what you’ll trade for it?”

“Is this a ticklish spot? I’m checking so you don’t accuse me of sneaking up on you later.”

“I found your weak spot. Heh, I won’t go easy on you now.” (Choose “Don’t do it!") “Good. I’ll take my time finding all your sensitive spots when I make my move.” (Choose "Nope.")

“How do we compare neck lengths? With a ruler?”(I’m sorry but LMAO.)

“You want to leave your scent here [on my neck]? You’ll have to work for it.”

“Are you planning to tie a red ribbon around my neck as if I’m your present?”

“(Y/N), keep it up. I like feeling your breath on my skin.”

“Your lips almost brushed against mine. It was hot.”

“I often place my hand here [on my heart] as well. It makes me feel alive.”

“(Y/N), does rummaging through my belongings provide a joyful experience? Your tail’s standing up straight, kitten. We should get a mirror so you can see for yourself.”

“At the fashion show, I saw a dress with the night sky stitched over a river. I ordered one for you. It'll be sent once the measurements are correct.”

“The scenery on page 37 of the travel magazine you were looking at a few days ago is nice. When we’re free, let’s clear our minds. Should we make that place our travel destination?”

“Do you want a distraction? Night fishing might work. If you spend one whole night fishing, you might get things like drift bottles, tattered hats, or plastic dinosaurs. They’re just jokes that fate throws at you.”

“When you feel like night fishing next time, head straight for that shop by the sea. Should I have someone get the yacht ready? We can set sail tonight.”

“Why am I inviting you to go fishing? No reason in particular. If I must give one… I’ve never a kitten catch a fish before. I’m very curious.”

“You already have Luke and Kieran acting like they’re your henchmen?”

“Anyone who has crossed me isn't active for long. Do you think you’ll be any different?”

“Those people's tracking skills are laughably bad. I lost them by just taking a random turn.”

“Do you see those 'little sparrows' keeping watch outside the window? Let’s make a bet. Guess how many will remain after a gunshot.”

He's a menace, what can I say. A cheeky, thoughtul, playful, and secretly sweet menace. I'm still cackling about that ruler line, btw. Let me go get one actually, hold still-

I think this'll be the last part for a while, I'm trying to raise his affinity level now. I've already exhausted basically all of the interesting lines I came across. Hope these were fun for you as much as they were for me :)

edit: he then proceeded to spew like five more new lines at me what a TREAT. might be able to squeeze one more compilation after all.

[yanderesimp2000]

Extreme Yandere Adam x Fem reader Chap 1/5 Start of your new life !MINORS STAY AWAY!

(hey this is my first post here Just wanna say my english might be bad since I'm from Armenia but I'm excited to post here I USED ALOT OF INSPO FROM OTHER ADAM WRITES TO here are the TWS

Kidnapping, Adam being an incel as usual, threats of violence , Degrading, Manipluation, Violence, Noncon listener, threats of SA ,Gasliting, narcissism and rape if that's not your cup of tea SCROLL

Your are an angel You made it into Heaven recently Heaven would be like a paradise but is kinda like your old life in the big city You have to get a job buy things and Just deal with the classic shit of reality even though your in the FUCKING PROMISELAND

You decided to just be what you did back in Yerevan city and just be a secretary but it was the person to hire you that was strange it was Adam the First man when you met him you expected him to be some wise, kind and Gentle soul but instead you got a creepy, weird man child that you needed to cater to at every Second, Like you could just be standing in Adams office when he says "hey bitch bring me that soda bottle" the bottle was 2 inches out of reach. It seemed like he took pleasure in seeing you be miserable he always said "good girl good good girly" LIKE YOU ARE A FUCKING PET

Every second of your time with Adam was hell he was rude gross and was a FUCKING MISOGYNIST today while you were giving him a back massage he said "yes good girly" again as usual like you were a fucking pet but then he said "that's all you women are good for to serve men" this Made you even more angry but hey the pay is good and that Leeds to today You walk in sad as usual into Adam mansion when he starts making comments about something your already insecure of your wings he rubbed your wings and he then said "heh bitch your wings are so dirty you a fuckin slob yknow that but a hot one at that" he then Grabbed your ass and that's when you broke "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME" you yelled "I QUIT" you then storm of and back into your apartment crying about the insult of your wings and just fed up in general But that's when you get a text from Adam he always texted you when you were working for him but you quit it read "You really thought you could leave me you DUMB WHORE I treated you soo well I gave you everything you could of wanted and this I how you repay me I don't even need you you stupid fucking slut"

You were used to Adams shit by now but this this was just something else you text back "Adam stop messaging me Ill be back tomorrow at 10 am to get my stuff from my office and you better not try ANYTHING" he then responds "why would I try to interact with a brain dead whore anyway" that hurts you but you brush it off "being verbally abused by that dickhead isn't worth the pay" you thought before going to sleep

The next day you woke up at your alarm you got dressed but on a casual Black hoodie with Sweat pants because you weren't doing anything today other then going to Adams mansion to pick up your stuff. you flew over to his mansion only A 13 minute fly before landing at the door you were nervous but you knocked you waited and waited until someone opened the door "wow the whore really had the nerve to show her face again' He snarled "well I cant be to mad at you your fucking hot all we have to do to make your perfect is Shave down those ugly wings" he said in a arrogant tone. You walk inside and go to were your stuff is before you hear Adam locking the door 'what the fuck are you doing Adam" you snarl His mask lights up into those annoying little circle eyes he looks like a giddy child

"well I Talked to The big man upstairs if you get what I'm saying and since he would NEVER Say no to his precious Adam his first creation the person who gets ALL his love and affection he said I could keep you since your such a low ranking angel and you have no family in heaven no one will miss you " He still looked like a giddy child while saying this as all of a sudden He pulled out a stunning ring filled with jewelry and gems and luxury "cmere" he says before Walking towards you he towered over you, you were a quite short and small angel being only 5,5 and he was a Huge 13,2 foot angel. " ADAM THIS IS NOT FUNNY" you yelled at him but he said "Bitch? its not supposed to now were gonna cuddle and snuggle because Im feeling lonely and you cant do JACK SHIT" he sounded firm and serious you were scared and try to make a run for it but were tackled down "fuckin bitch your not escapin" he said before tossing you over his shoulders and taking you into his room upstairs and throwing you onto the bed before "cuddling" with you which was more like Wrestling a teddy bear he managed to restrain you with ease and he giggles "I love small girls like you so short and weak easy for me to... Manhandle" he says in an ominous tone you keep squirming and this just makes him giggle "so feisty" he says "don't worry my little Slut I'll fix you sooner or later I'll break your brain down till its just mush then I'll rebuild it to my liking and then you'll be loyal to me just me unlike those last 2 whores I married ill make sure you never leave" he says in a low coo ''i don't like you adam' you hissed he then got surprised "oh talking back to me don't you know who I am Im Adam the first man and your my new Wife you were created from my fucking rib you have to that me for your existance Im a superior being and your just my Wife you should me grateful so many people would beg to be in my presence and your trying to leave it ungrateful whore" he hissed as he started down at you you noticed he was starting to undress first his shirt then his pants then his Underwear but he kept that stupid mask on

His dick is fucking massive it was huge or maybe you are just small but damn and around it is just a bush of his grey hair He even has a piercing on his cock and his dad Bod OMG but as much as you hate it he was hot "like what you see" Adam teased you try to squirm away only angering him Well if your gonna resist I guess I'm gonna have to fuck that tiny pussy lose he said eagerly before starting to Teasing his cock around the hole "sh sh sh sh sh shhhh let it happen" Adam cooed "your my new wife you like this you have to your just in denial" he giggled before saying "Oh your sooo small My dick might kill you I bet I'd bet I'm like I don't know fucking 11 feet taller then you and my dick is huger then anything I've bet you've seen" he teased while rubbing his cock at the entrance of your pussy "damn it I just cant hold back" Adam yelled "p-p-please stop Adam" you whimpered but it just turned him on more as he said "going in bitch" suddenly you feel his entire dick in you it was huge and painful you were not enjoying yourself but Adam was "f-fuck babe I'm fucking you loose" he laughed as he kept fucking me so hard I felt like I was gonna throw up blood and organs he rearranged with every thrust it felt like a new bone in your body was being reangared you tried to flap your useless little wings which just made him think you were even more about how precious you are "that's so cute the only thing I dislike about you is your wings they get in my way might have to clip your wings soon" he teased scaring you He kept thrusting and more and more got hurt the more you pleaded whimpered yelped winces or squealed the more turned on he got as he was thrusting he laughed at the bulge in your stomach from his dick "it went to far in you really do like this ya whore"

You let out a whimper when he said that and that was the turning point he said "f-fuckkkkk I'm cummingim cumming" before long ropes of the warm jizz entered your pussy "yeah get pregnant bitch that's your only purpose breeding machines for men" he said at you and said let me clean myself up He then gets a rag and clean you and him up before seeming to get more gentle

"look I'm sorry when I get horny I go feral this is not how I am most of the time your just so fucking hot I just c-cant control myself" he said while cuddling you "I love you I really do and this world is cruel you have no family here no friends Nobody I'm the only one you have so im taking you under my wing figurative and literally" he said laughing since he tucked you in between his warm chubby chest and his soft comforting wings he then gets really soft and says "I've seen you on your own and your in so much danger so many people will try to take advantage of you and you have nobody to run to but me so I take it as my duty to protect you and coddle you like the cute little toy your are" he says that in a low coo while petting you his soft voice seemingly temporally calming you down you start to stop Wriggle and start giving up and snuggling into him causing him to turn bright red "their ya go girlly your a good little Beliver right so you should worship me if it wasn't for me you would not me alive you would not of been a thought you have to thank me for everything and disobeying me is just like spitting in the face of God it will get you banished to rot in hell ya get that" he pats your head as you cuddle into his chest since he's so big you look like a little housecat on his chest ''thats it just let my voice soothe you to sleep once you wake up tomorrow your life will be soon much better he teased as you snuggle against his body "nighty nighty" he says before you drift off to sleep

[kalosian-woods]

XY021 A Pokevision of Things to Come! For the scene game

About Me!

Description: Hey everyone! My name is Serena and this is my first Pokevision video, featuring my best friend and Pokemon partner, Fennekin (and cameos of my other friends as well)! Hopefully you enjoyed the video, so please like and subscribe! :D

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BulbaLover0206: omg ur fennekin looks like such a cutie pie!! v proper and polite!! your bond is tres magnifique and you've really showed off both of your good sides so well!! and i love ur fashion it’s so chic!! u deserve ten million subscribers for this artwork (∩˃o˂∩)♡ -> serenity-princess (CREATOR): Thank you so much for the kind words! We really had fun making this video! Any dresses that you liked in particular? :) ->> BulbaLover0206: umm basically everything?? but rn i'm really feeling like that dress you had at the end! i'm jelly /hj ദ്ദി( ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ ) but seriously, who is ur designer bc i might check them out 👀 ->>> serenity-princess (CREATOR): Aww, you're so sweet! Most of these are actually hand-made by yours truly since there wasn't much I could buy. Me and my friends actually ended up staying for an extra day so we can shoot, and in the end I had to pick out a dress and just modify it since we didn't have a lot of time, so I'm so happy that you've enjoyed that one the most! If all else fails, I guess I can just make a living selling clothes lol :P ->>>> BulbaLover0206: NOO UR 2 GOOD FOR THIS PLS DON'T GIVE UP EVEN THO I WOULD BUY UR CLOTHES!!!! now i'm convinced that it was fate that brought us together at this time - u cannot let this channel go to waste!! keep showing off your amazing skills with ur pokemon and i know you'll be a star!!! i can even give u some tips if you want?? (˵ •̀ ᴗ •́ ˵ ) ✧ ->>>>> serenity-princess (CREATOR): Sorry I took so long to respond but yes please! As you can see I'm totally a beginner at this, and making Pokevision is a lot different than just watching :/ But can I say that your videos look so cute as well?? I can't believe someone like you would find me. ->>>>>> BulbaLover0206: and i can't believe i found a beginner with how amazingly you've made your debut!! hey, why don't we take this to DMs?? i'd love to talk to you more, new friend ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ ->>>>>>> serenity-princess (CREATOR): You're amazing yourself <3 And I'd love to! See you there!

blast_operetta: wow, this is pretty neat!! this gets a stamp of approval from my delphox heh 🐾💌 can't wait to see more :3 -> serenity-princess (CREATOR): Thanks a lot for the kind words!

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looking for HOT SINGLE WOMEN in LUMIOSE CITY or KALOS I'M FINE WITH THASEDGHNK,NBVCD

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mistearyous8: bro looking hella fine, don't mind if i do :3c -> See 142 replies machamp-deserved-better: is paldea okay? i'm right at the border as we speak -> See 56 replies [Comment removed] hgv762: ISN'T THAT THE LUMIOSE GYM LEADER? -> bunbunbun: nah ur tripping, this guy is a certified human being. ->> yubbles: what the hell do you mean human being? ->>> See 27 replies [Comment removed] [Comment removed] dandesta!: why does it feel like there are only bigots or thirsty people in this comment section? am i the only normal one??? -> memelord-of-the-kyo: BRO it's not just me!!!!!!! ->> pikachu: damn it can't believe that the twerp got big and not me ->>> pikachu: i have to admit he's pulling off that suit with much aplomb. might need to make my own video with inkay one day ->>>> pikachu: not without me youre not >:( ->>>>> sew_sawd34: does anyone in this thread smoke torkoal? ->>>>>> pikachu: be thankfulyuy ythaty at keastb you nactually goit hnads to typedw withj ->>>>>>> clemgearON (CREATOR): TEAM ROCKET??? ->>>>>>>> See 3.5k replies

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #1301: Out in Town with Big Sis Seirah~ (King of Fighters)

12:12 p.m. at K' Team's Apartment.......

Whip: (Smiles a Bit Shyly as She is Seen Wearing a Light Green Sundress) So....How do I look?

Kula: (Happily Squeals While Wearing a Light Blue and White Sundress Herself) Seirah, you look more pretty than already are!!~

Maxima: Add that with a glimpse of makeup- (Happily Gives his Teammate a Thumbs Up) I'd say you'll be a hit with all the fellas and ladies out there in no time.

Kula and Maxima turns to K' for his input, only to greeted with him messing around with his phone....'least until he gets bumped on the shoulder.

K': (Winces a Bit) Argh what the f- (Notices His Older Sister Wearing a Sundress) Oh uh- Yeah. You look great or...Whatever. (Went Back to his Phone)

Whip: (Casually Rolls her Eyes a Bit) Gee, thanks, K'. (Smiles Softly at the Others) And thanks to you two as well. I've never really been much of a dressy kind of gal, but I'd do what I can to make Kula happy.

Kula: (Happily Runs Over and Hugs Her Big Sis) But you always make me happy just by being here with us though~

Whip: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness as She Hugs Her Little Sister Back) You're the sweetest, kid~ (Puts on a Confident Smirk on her Face) You ready to hit the town together today?

Kula: (Forms an Excited Grin on her Face) You bet I am. (Turns to Mexima and K') You boy won't be too lonely in here without us for a while, will you?

Maxima: (Chuckles Lightly) Don't you worry about a thing, Princess. The two of us are fine enough company for one another in hindsight.

K': At least until Blonde and the Martial Arts Geek comes over here for movie night later on today.

Kula: ('Gasps') That's right, it's Movie Night today!~ Is it finally my turn to pick the movie?

K': (Rolls his Eyes a Bit) Unfortunately- (Suddenly Felt Another Shoulder Bump) Ack! (Glares at the Person Responsible, Maxima) Seriously?

Maxima: Quit being rude, man. (Smiles Back at the Rwo Dressed Ladies) And you ladies have fun and be safe our there. We'll be alright.

K' : Yeeeup. (Went Back to his Phone) See ya-

'Ahem A-HEM'

K': (Looks Back Up to See Whip and Kula Pouting at Him) What now?

Kula and Whip silently poke their respective cheeks for K' to see and notice.

K': (Let's Out an Annoyed Groan, Immediately Realizing What his Two Sisters Are Asking of Him) Again with this?

Maxima: (Turns to K) They're never gonna leave you alone unless you do it

Kula/Whip: (Shakes Their Head) Mm-Mmm~

K': ('Sighs in Defeat') Fine, I'm coming. (Gets Himself Up From the Couch and Walks Over to Kula and Whip) 'Get it over with.

K' kiss Kula and then Whip's cheeks one by one before receiving a big double kiss on both his cheeks by the two girls before giggling among one another.

Whip: (Opens the Door in Front of Her and Kula) Okay, now we'll be off.

Kula: Take care, boys!~ (Happily Blows a Kiss at the Two Boys While Waving Goodbye to Them) Bye-Bye!~ (Walks Put the Door with Whip Following Behind to Close the Door)

'Door Close'

K': (Sighs While Facepalming Himself) I swear, those two can be a real headache most of time......

Maxima: (Casually Shrugs as He Starts Reading the Newspaper) For you maybe, but I know you still love 'em deep down.

K': ......Yeah.

Maxima: ('Heh') Thought so. Softy.

K': (Flips Off to Maxima Without Even Looking at Him) Piss off.

Meanwhile Out in the Streets of Southtown

Whip: Hm. (Looks at the People Walking Around on The Other Sidewalk and the One Her Kula Are Strolling on Right Now) Seems we have less people around here than the last time we came out here.

Kula: ('Sigh Heavily') But it's still soooo hot out, even more than last year! (Crosses her Arms Together While Pouting) This why I hate Summer

Whip: Really? (Turns to Kula) I figured you'd warmed upto it by now.

Kula: Well, I mean- ('Sigh in a Bit of Defeat') Okay, so maybe I don't hate it entirely. There's plenty of things to like about it: taking a scroll around the city, going out to the beach with friends- (Mouth Stsrts Watering at the Thought of-) trying out many different flavors of ice cream and popsicle~ (Starts Giggles Excitedly) I even find the summer festivals fun too. (Starts Getting Angry Again) But this stupid heat would always comes in and try to ruin all these fun activities for us, it even had the gull, the audacity, MONSTROUSITY EVEN, to melt our ice-creams away! I hate hate hate HATE it!

Whip: (Giggles Softly at How Cute Kula and Her Little Rant) You poor thing~ I understand your struggle completely.

Kula: (Turns to Whip with a Pouty Look on her Face) You're not just saying that to make me feel better, are you?~

Whip: (Playfully Pouts Back) Of course nor, I'm serious!~ The heat can be unbearable to go through at times, especially in the workplace. (Smiles Softly) But regardless of that, I tend think about the good things this season has to offer more rather than it's bad parts. Maybe doing so could help you out as well?

Kula: (Shrugs) I guess. (Places her Hands on her Tummy) I could REALLY go for some yummy sundae right now~

Whip: (Playfully Rolls her Eyes) We'll get any sundae and/or popsicle you desire soon enough, Kula. (Forms a Sly Smirk on her Face) But you know exactly where we have to do first, right?~

Kula: (Mimicks her Big Sister's Facial Expression) Way ahead of you, sis~

Kula/Whip: SHOPPIIIING!!~

The two girls begins to giggle among themselves once again as they continue to make their merry way to the nearby shopping district.

Few Minutes Later at the Mr. Big's Fashioniva Store......

Kula's Turn

Kula: Mirror-Mirror in Whippy's hands~ (Walks Out of the Dressing Room Wearing a Long Pink and Purple Princess Dress) Who's the cutest and frostiest princess of them all?~

Whip: (Sighs While Holding Up a Mirror) You guys really need to stop calling me that one of these days- (Suddenly Gasps The Moment her Eyes Stares Directly at Kula's Dress) My gosh, Kula, you looks so stunning in that dress!~

Kula: Why, thank you!~ (Does a Few Princess/Fashioniva Poses) It's not everyday you get the opportunity to become the Ice Princess of your dreams~

Whip: In the hot day of Summer?~

Kula: You know it! And as princess, I'd be more than happy to turn this Summertime into a lovely winter wonderful if you let me~ (Rapidly Bink her Eyes in a Cutesy Fashion)

Whip: (Gives Kula the Light, Stern Sisterly Glare) Kula, what do we say about using her powers in public?

Kula: (Slouches her Upper Body Down as She Let's Out a Sigh of Defeat) Using my ice power in the public eye, recklessly would lead to disaster within sixty seconds.

Whip: And?

Kula: I could even end up harming myself if I'm not too careful using it.

Whip: And?

Kula: (Starts Puffing her Cheeks a Bit) Do I have to say the third thing?

Whip: Not unless you don't want any ice cream today.

Kula: ('Sighs Heavily in Utter Defeat') And doing so without anyone's permission, yours especially, is not becoming of an Ice Princess such as mwah.....

Whip: (Simply Nodded) Exactly. (Smiles a Bit) Just be a little more patient for Winter to arrive. I promise it'll be all worth it soon.

Kula: Okay. But I wanna keep this dress!!~ After you buy it, of course.

Whip: (Giggles Softly) Sure thing.

Whip's Turn

Whip: (Walks Out of her Dressing Room, Wearing a Red and Purple Silk Dress and Carrying the Hanger of the Other Dress She Pucked Out) Okay, so this is the second dress I picked out. (Looks Down at the Dress in Question) A little too glimer-y on my end, but I do feel more comfortable in them in comparison. (Looks Up at Kula) Which one did you like the most, Kula?

Kula: (Points at the Dress Whip is Wearing with a Bright Smile on her Face) Definitely the purple dress. It compliments your hair so well~ (Grabs her Chin While Thinking) Although, I bet it'll make you even more pretty if you got yourself a tiara!~

Whip: (Smiles Sheepishly) I think I'll pass on that front. You know I've never been too big on anything jewelry related, so it'll probably look good on me anywho....

Kula: Oh, don't be so modest, it'll look amazing on you!~ I'm sure Rose would think so too if I could convince her to let you try out everyone of her tiara collections. (Slowly aforms a Sly, Playful Smirk on her Face ) Speaking of Rose~

Whip: (Let's Out an Deadpinned Sigh) Oh God, here we go.....

Kula: You know who else would like to see ypu in a pretty dress and tiara?~

Whip: My own reflection maybe?

Kula: (Giggles Softly) No, silly!~ It's Adel, your boyfriend- (Points her Finger Gun at her Big Sis) Yooou!~

Whip: ('Sigh in Defeat') And there it is. Look, just because the two of us are dating, doesn't necessarily mean I'm doing every little thing to impress him.

Kula: Then how come you're wearing make-up for hmmmmmmm?~ (Forms a Wide, Playfully Smirk on her Face)

Whip: (Notices the Tad Bit of Blushes on Both her Cheeks and her Shiny Dark Red Lipstick For a Brief Second Before Pushing the Side of her Hair Up in an Elegant like Manner) I see no harm in looking your very best in these types of dresses. Especially if it's....(Starts Blushing a Bit While Thinking About Adelheid) for Adel's.....pretty scarlet eyes only~

'Eheeheeheeheeehee~'

The suddenly giggling helps Whip snap back to reality as she turns to Kula putting on a More cutesy, mischief Smirk on her face.

Kula: You're in lo~ove~

Whip: (Pouts at Kula in Annoyance) .......Shut up.

A Few Hours Later at the Local Whiplash Convention

'Whip Whip WHIPLASH '

Kula: (Giggles Softly While Using a Whip For the Very First Time on a Practice Dummy) Look at me go, sis!~ I'm like an ice princess lion tamer!~

Whip: (Giggles as Well as She Watches her Little Sister From the Background) I can see that~ You're doing great so far with that, Kula.

Kula: Thanks!~ But it's- 'WHIP' Nothing- 'WHIP' Compares to- 'WHIP' How- 'WHIP' You- 'WHIP' Swing- 'WHIP' It! (Does One Final Whiplash onto the Dummy Before Rolling her Whip Up and Wiping the Bit of Sweat From Off her Forehead) ('Whew') You gotta show me how you do it.

Whip: (Smile Turbs into a Sheepish One) You sure you'd want that? I tend to get a little.....too whip happy at times.

Kula: Pretty please?~ It's our day out, you're more in your rights to let loose for the day.

Whip: (Grabs her Chin While Thinking) You're not entirely wrong there. I am in need for some stress reliever from working on the base for the past few days....('Sighs in Defeat') Alright, I'll do it. (Turns to Kula) Think you could back away a few steps for me though?

Kula: Sure. (Baxks herself Away From Whip and the Dummy as She Was Td Before Stop) How's this?

Whip: (Flings her Habd a Bit Forward) A little more.

Kula: (Takes a Few More Steps Back) How about now!?

Whip: (Gives Kula a Thumbs Up From the Distance) Perfect! Now, just sit back, relax- (Takes Out her Whip, Voodoo, From her Purse Before Getting into her Battle Stance with a Twisted, Sadistic Smirk Creeping Up on her Face) And let your big sis show you how it's really down~ (Looks Down at Voodoo) Best of luck, sweetie~

Whip gives Voodoo a peck on the handle before letting out a battle cry and perform a strong whiplash towards the practice dummy. The silence in the room after that only lasted for a few seconds before an evil laugh escape from her mouth. After that, she proceeds to whip the daylights out of the dummy in front of her. The more strikes she delivers, the louder her laugh gradually becomes.

Kula: (Let's Out a Happy Sigh as She Watxhes Whip Whipping the Test Dummy into Shape in the Background) She's such a great role model~

A Few Hours Later at Freezey Wonderland~

Kula is now seen enjoying and finishing up her bowl of sundae ice cream......Her 31th bowl to be exact, much to the store owner's dumbfounded surprise.

Kula: (Happily Raises her Hand) More ice cream please!~ (Let's Out a Happy Sounding Squeal at the Next Bowl Given to Her Before Eating)

Mr. Freezey: My word.....We've barely reached the hour mark amd that girl just finished the thirtieth bowl of our Triple Decker Sundae without any sign of brain freeze present.......

Whip: (Casually Shrugs) She does have cryogenic in most of her veins. Eating bowls of ice cream is just another Friday for her. (Takes a Sip of her Smootie She Ordered) ('Sigh') Don't worry, I'll pay for all of this whenever she's done.

Mr. Freezey: (Quickly Turns to Whip and Shakes his Head) Oh nononono. There's no need to.do that. It's on the house.

Whip: (Eyes Widened a Bit in Genuine Surprise) It is? You serious?

Mr. Freezey: (Happily Nodded) Oh absolutely!~ Your sister has managed to complete two of our many special achievements in this very store. (Points Whip to the Grand Achievement on the Menu)

Whip: (Reads the Achievements Out Loud) "Anyone who have finished over twenty or more bowls of ice cream without having a brain freeze will continue to eat here for free throughout the whole month." Very specific task to accomplish, but- (Smiles a Bit) Still pretty neat all the same.

Mr. Freezy: Indeed! But that's not all she won~ (Pulls Up a Shiny Blue Tiara Sitting on a Royal Looking Pillow)

Whip: This place really is full of surprises. (Turns to Kula) Hey Kula! You won yourself a new tiara!~

Kula: ('GASPS') Really? YAYYYY!~

Few Minutes Later at a Neaeby Bench Outside.......

Kula: (Has the Side of her Head Laying on Whip's Shoulder While Groaning in Stuffed Exhaustion) ('Ugggggggh') Tummy.....so.....fulllllll........

Whip: That's the price you gotta pay for eating all that ice cream in one sitting, unfortunately as that sounds.

Kula: I knooow.......Could you rub my tummy for me please?~

Whip: Sure i can. (Turns to Kula with a Lowered Shades and a Raised Eyebrow) IF you promise to never eat a crap ton of ice cream anymore.

Kula: (Let's Out an Exaggerated Yet Cute Sounding Groan)

Whip: I'm serious, Kula. You may be a literal ice warrior at heart, but even your body has limits like the rest of us. You don't wanna get yourself sick enough to be burned out of ice cream forever, now do you?

Kula: ('Sighs in Defeat') Nooooo. I really don't want that. I promise I'll be more careful next time. (Pulls Out a Pinky) Pinky Promise?~

Whip: (Giggles Softly About Wrapping her Pinky Around Kula's) Pinky Promise. And a Tummy Rub to go. (Procceds to Use Her Hand to Rub Kula's Stomach in a Circular Motion)

Kula: (Let's Out the Most Satisfied Sigh Imaginable) Much better~

Whip: (Snickers a Bit) Feels relaxing already, doesn't it?

Kula: Oh yeah~ (Hugs Whip Next to Her) Thanks, Seirah. I had a really great time with you today.

Whip: (Smiles Softly) I'm glad. If anything, I should be the one thanking you for suggesting the idea of us hanging out in the first place. ('Sighs Relaxingly') I really needed the off time~

Kula: (Starts Pouting a Bit) That Meathead Ralf hasn't been working you guys too hard again this, was he?

Whip: (Starts Snickering Again) Kinda?~ It was him, the mountains of paperwork, and a few other hassles here and there that's been working me to the bone and nerve. But they aren't anything i can't handle despite all of that. (Forms a Confident Grin on her Face) Your big sis here can be a pretty strong lieutenant when the time comes for it.

Kula: (Happily Hugs Whip Next to Her) The Strongest!~ Don't forget super cool as well~

Whip: Cooler than K'?

Kula: (Happily Nodded) Mhmm Mhmm~ (Whispers into Whip's Ear) Don't tell him I said that though. He'll get jealous.

Whip: (K'. Jealous. I'd pay good money to see well that train wrecked might go out) My lips are seal. But if you ask me, I'd day you're truly the coolest out of both of us.

Kula: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) Really?~

Whip: Really-Really. You're sweet, brave, fun to be around, and most importantly: the light that shines bright around all of us. A light none of us ever thought we needed up until now. A light we love and appreciate every single day of our life's.

Kula: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness as She Snuggles Onto Whip) Thank you. I love you guys so much, Seirah.

Whip: We love you too, Kula Diamond. (Gives Kula a Small Kiss on the Side of her Head) Always.

Later this Evening, Back at K and Kula's Apartment.....

'Door Opens'

Kula: (Happily Presents Herself Inside her Home) Look alive everyone!~ Your princess has arrived back home~

Rock/Shingo: (Smiles Back at the Ice Princess in Front of Them) Welcome back!

K': Eh? (Brings his Phone Down From his Face Before Groaning at the Sight of Kula's New Tiara) God, you brought another crown?

Kula: (Pouts at K) It's a tiara, K'- (Smiles Brightly Again) And I just so happen to win it at Freezey Wonderland earlier today~

Rock: Really? Did you also had to drink through a gallon of smoothie within h time limit.

Whip: (Closes the Door Behind her) Not quite. She managed to eat over thirty bowls of ice cream without having a single brain freezs. Apparently, it's one of the rarest achievements she finished. (Gives Rock the Menu)

Rock: (Reads the Achievements on the Menu) Huh. Makes you wonder if anyone beforehand ever went through with it or not back then. (Looks Up at Kula woth a Smile) Nice work, Kula.

Kula: Thank you!~ It was definitely worth getting that nasty tummy ache.

K': (Forms a Teasing Smirk) Bet that made you real sick of ice cream now, doesn't it?

Kula: (Comically Glares) Silence, you! I will NEVER get tired of Ice Cream! Ever! (Pulls her Eye Lid Down and Starts Sticking her Tongue Out at K') Nyaaaaah!

K' silently flips Kula off with his smirk still attached

Whip: ('Sigh') Will you knock it off already, you two? Our guests are still present.

Rock: (Snickers a Bit) They've done this plenty of times at my home already.

Shingo: Same here. We should be pretty used to this by now.

Kula: ('Gasps') That's right! (Turns to Shingo) Shingo, look what I got you?~

Shingi: Oh, you got me somethin- (Suddenly Let's Out a Gasps at the Sight of Kula's Present) No way.....Is this what I think it is?

Kula: (Smiles Brightly) Yep! Your very own crown and cape!~ Mr. Freezey said he forgot to give this to you after your first and second visit. It's for completing the smoothie challenge!~

Shingo: So does this makes me the KING of Freezey Wonderland!?

Kula: You was a last year, not so much now.

Shingo: Oh.

Kula: (Smiles Softly) But you'll always be a king in my frozen heart, if you wanna rule beside me?~

Shingo: (Smiles Back) I can't think of anything else I want more. (Got Down on Knee and Kneel in Front of Kula) Your highness.

K': (Rolls his Eyes) Here we go again.

Kula: Then by the power invested inmke: The princess of this very land: I pronounce thee King Shingo of my frozen heart! Here's your lovely crown~ (Places the Crown on Top of Shingo's Head)

Shingo: Ooh~ I feel like a ruler already. (Gets Vack Up on his Feet)

K': ('Heh') Yeah, the ruler of all geeks and nerds maybe- Ack! (Suddenly Felt a Shoulder Bump From Rock Beside You)

Kula: Your royal cape~ (Puts on the Royal Cape Around Shingo's Shoulder) And the most important gift of all.....(Hugs Shingo) Your royal kisses! (Starts Kissing Shingo's Cheek)

Shingo: (Chuckles Ticklishly) Kuhuhuhula!~ At least give me a heads up before thahahahat!~

Rock: (Chuckles Lightly at the Duo in Front of Him) That girl never fails to put a smile on each of our faces, doesn't she?

K' For you dorks maybe. Always been an eyebrow for me. (Casually Shrugs) But I guess it helps make it less chummy around here, so.....there's that at least.

Rock: (Smirks at K') Look at you having a heart for once. You really missed her that much today, haven't you?

K': ('Tch') She wish. I was happy to have a silence in this apartment.

'BOOOM'

Maxima: (Innthe Other Room) I'm okay!

K': For the most part anyways. And the longer Kula keeps messing around and not play that stupid Frozen.movie, the bett-

Do you wanna build a snowmaaaan?~

Whip: Okay!~ (Let's Out a Single Yawn Before Sitting on the Couxh) Let's get this movie night starred.

K': (Slowly Turns his Head Towards his Big Sister, Dumbfounded by Her Turning on the Movie Just Now) .............Why?

Whip: (Turns to K) Cause I wanna see the movie~ (Forms a Teasing Smirk on her Face) And you see suffer along the way~

K': (Growls at Whip Before Sighing in Defeat) You are so lucky I love you enough to not flip you off right now......

Whip: Now, that's the wisest decision you've made yet, little brother~ I'm proud.

K': Get bent

Whip: (Giggles Softly) Yeah, yeah. I love you too, K'Dash~

@thelexhex

@tampire

@sunset-the-cowboy-koopa

@helsic

@decibelcoatl

[wilderness-of-thoughts]

Before:

You should be asleep. You should be rolling over right now, drooling on your pillow, dreaming of a romantic evening with some hot alpha male from a webtoon, and quietly farting (with glitter and rainbows, of course). But no. Of course not. Not when Satoru Gojo has a drama moment and demands an explanation from you.

"Gojo, I beg you, have mercy. We get up in the morning." You grumble, Gojo was just standing astride your sternum dressed in a pink nightgown. You both pretend not to see the little fashion show that Satoru is putting on for you. He has to try on all the doll clothes that will fit him. Women's, men's, unisex, classic, normal, festive or fancy - he has to try them all.

“You have a boyfriend?” His tone was like a parent who had caught his child smoking.

"Nooooo? I guess? It's complicated. Although I think he's already my fiancé." You frowned, thinking that this answer would calm him down, you simply closed your eyes.

Gojo felt his legs give way under his weight. In order not to show it, he simply sat cross-legged on your breastbone. Somewhere in the background, far, far away, he heard his tiny little heart breaking. He didn't know why. He didn't understand. When others said they were seeing someone, he didn't give a damn; when his sex friends said they were ending things because they were getting into a relationship, he responded with a shrug.

"Do you love him...?" He asked quietly, not looking at your face. He was afraid of the answer, but his ego effectively suppressed that fear.

"Hmm.... No." You replied firmly almost immediately. The vague constriction in his throat disappeared as soon as he removed his hand, and his heart began to beat more calmly. Why? Feeling his unspoken question, you sighed. You felt the light weight of his body against your chest. "Before you ask, I've known him for years. We met on some now-defunct manga-fucker forum. We share common interests and general clumsiness in life." You smiled to yourself. "we slept together a few times and stuff."

"Is he good?"

"He is nice, helpful..."

"in bed."

"Oh... Um... I don't know?" You blushed slightly.

".... What do you mean you don't know?"

"eh heh... You know.... I get more aroused reading fanfiction and watching hentai than... I mean, it's not bad... Is it normal? Ordinary? Without fireworks?" Gojo looked at you as if you were speaking to him in a forgotten dialect of ancient Aramaic. You watched him as he sat between your breasts on the print of the T-shirt you were sleeping in, with a serious expression on his face. "Sex in a relationship is not everything and that's something you should know best. For you guys it's more like a biological need."

"And fun."

"Okay, and fun" You smiled slightly. This was the first time you had this kind of conversation with Gojo, or with anyone really. You didn't have many real-world friends that weren't somehow related to jujutsu.

"Why don't you know if you're his fiancée?" Satoru asked further, being unsure whether one is in a relationship or not is something he has encountered in his life. More times than he would admit. Women often conflated sex with a relationship and he was introduced as a "partner" without even knowing it. So yeah. Gojo understands that you might not be sure.

"About half a year ago he proposed to me with a KFC set. I will never say no to food. I treated the proposal as a joke and ate the chicken. But ever since then, um... His mother asks about grandchildren, his grandmother tells how much money she has set aside for him, and he says something about a prenuptial agreement." You were now looking at Gojo as if he could explain your maybe-boyfriend's behavior.

Gojo didn't know what to say. He wanted to laugh, but at the same time he was so shocked that he could only look at you in equal consternation. If this guy took your "yes" seriously, it was the laziest proposal in the history of mankind. You deserved more. A perfect sunset, a violinist, roses, candles, a week-long spa. Gojo may have been a little romantic, but only a little. At least that was in the movies he watched because what does he know about true love? He would sooner sink into the ground than propose to you with a KFC nugget.

"Have you talked to him about this?"

"Yes?" Seeing his look you continued, "He said he was serious."

...Oh.

"Did you correct him?"

"um..." So no.

"Why?"

"do I have to answer?" You have to. You sighed heavily and hid your eyes behind your hand feeling the sleepiness demanding that you go to sleep. But you knew that Gojo wouldn't let you. "I assume that we are all alone. You are born alone, you die alone, no one will live your life for you. You are alone in the bag of bones that is your body. Precisely because, at a fundamental level, we are all alone, people seek others. Some people pair up, others join groups, associations, sects. They look for answers in religion, science. And the truth is that.. we are alone. All together we are alone."

Gojo could write a doctorate with distinction on loneliness. From his perspective, at the top you are alone, while the others were together. But when you told him that everyone is alone at the bottom... Paradoxically, he felt less lonely.

"But I wouldn't mind being alone with you." You mumbled, placing your hand on his. Gojo practically clung to it, craving your touch, your warmth, your body. He was now lying on your sternum. He felt your heartbeat beneath, your warm breath moving the strands of his hair. His cat tail curled around your ring finger.

In addition to the determination to return to his normal size, another feeling appeared in his little heart. Treat this lame guy with Purple. Then buy you a kids' set at McDonald's.

He dreamed he was kneeling before you at an anime convention, you were wearing a sexy version of Agumon's outfit. You agree.

It was one of the few beautiful dreams he had recently.

Next:

[jellyleggz]

stars above | han jisung

genre: best friends to lovers, fluff, sentimental as fuck, slight angst because both of them are dumb in love your honor

warning(s): some swearing

word count: 1.3K

…

“I’m telling you Jisung. I can’t fucking sleep for shit.”

The young man you call your best friend giggles through the phone. “Hey hey hey. You were the one who wanted brown sugar milk tea boba with 100% sweetness.”

“Yet you were the one enabling me.”

“Aweee. It can’t be that bad. We can like go stargazing and contemplate our mortal existence.” You swear this man will be the death of you with all his teasing.

You respond, “Don’t you ever get tired of stargazing Sung?” You know of his little habit of staying up late on some nights to watch the twinkling constellations and the enigmatic moon. He has a telescope in his room that he would take when he would escape into the wonders of the night to admire the beauty of the dark, moon-lit, star-lit sky.

He smiles to himself. “Never.” Because the stars remind me of you. He held those words back, knowing they would scare you away and friendship over.

Unbeknownst to you, he secretly held feelings for you. He never gets tired of stargazing because all of the stars above remind him all of you. People say how the moon is in love with the sun although Jisung thinks the contrary. You were the stars. His stars. He was the moon. You were the stars surrounding the moon. The moon feels not just the Earth’s proximity but all of the stars in the galaxy whether they are close or millions of light years away. Your presence can always be felt wherever he goes which is why everything reminds him of you. From breezy summer winds to late night hot chocolates to dumb Valentine meme cards to unwise money spending on boba, it all goes back to you.

Though he has all these feelings inside of him, he would rather not spill a speck of what he feels about you.

“Jisung? You there? Are we still stargazing?” He snaps back to reality.

He clears his throat, trying to get his thoughts together. “Uhh yeah. I’ll pick you up in five.”

True to his word, he arrived punctually. You bundled yourself in one of your many blankets as you waddled to his car. He thought you looked cute doing so. Once you opened the door, you saw him dressed in his favorite black hoodie and quokka beanie. Heh, cute you thought. His hair has gotten longer and some of it was perfectly framing his pretty face.

“You good?” His voice brings you back from the very spell he has entranced you in.

“Huh? Yeah I’m good.” You try your best to mask the nervousness in your voice.

“You know. With the look you were giving to me, I would have thought you were in love with me,” he jokes.

This man is so aggravating. Your eyes roll and you playfully punch him on the shoulder, making him hiss in pain. “OW!!! You do know violence is not the answer.”

“Oh hush you. Now let’s go. Wouldn’t want Cassiopeia waiting.”

“Just an FYI, Orion is my favorite constellation,” he huffs and sticks out his tongue. Of course you knew Orion was his favorite. You just wanted to annoy him like he annoys you.

The ride to his favorite open field was quiet aside from the songs playing from his night drive playlist. God it was hard keeping your eyes away from him as he drives. Of course this was not the first time he drove you. It’s just that… he’s just… AUGH. Fuck. You can’t even say shit to him.

Unbeknownst to him, you secretly held feelings for him too. No matter how much you annoy him or “complain” about him dragging you to stargazing, you know damn well just how much you deeply love him inside and out. Every single time he would take you stargazing, your feelings would exponentially go deeper than it was before. You didn’t know how that was even possible. He shows a side to you where you get to intimately know him fully. Every single day is a gift being with someone like him. Which is why you would rather be selfish with your feelings than losing him forever when the cat is out of the bag. At least that was what you thought.

The open field with freshly cut grass fills your senses with the Earthy scent of grass and the cold, gentle breeze of the night. Jisung takes his telescope from the trunk and follows you to the middle of the field.

“Looks like it’s a great night tonight. No clouds can be seen so far,” he says as he sets up the telescope.

“It does feel like a great night,” you blurted while admiring the crescent moon.

Both of you silently observe the starry sky with the lone moon. No words can describe what you both feel at this very moment. It’s such an indescribable feeling. You both share the feeling of awe when appreciating the jewels of the galaxy. That shared sentiment alone makes the moment so intimate even without uttering a single word. Even without hands touching each other.

After minutes of silence between you two, you both observe something moving in the sky. More and more of them started to move too.

“Oh my god shooting stars! Make a wish Ji! Make a wish!” you squeal in delight.

And so both of you closed your eyes and wished under the shooting stars. Jisung opens one of his eyes to steal a little glance of you before continuing his wish.

Unsurprisingly, both of you wished for the same thing; the courage to confess to each other without ruining your friendship.

Moments later, you opened your eyes. “So what did you wish for Ji?”

“Nuh uh it’s a secret,” he asserts, trying his best not to appear worried.

“You can tell meee. I’m your best friend, remember.”

“No.” He sticks out his tongue.

You prepare your pleading eyes to make him more pliant. “Pleaseeee.”

“No.”

Jisung finally gives up and sighs, “Okay fine. Fine. But don’t freak out okay.”

“But why would I freak out?” Did he wish to be together with someone? Is he gonna confess that he likes another person?? Fuck.

“Remember when I told you about how the moon is in love with the stars rather than the sun?”

You nod and chuckle, “But isn’t the sun also a star?”

“I know I know but listen. Listen carefully because I don’t want to repeat my words again.” He takes a deep breath and holds your hands. “I’m the moon Y/N and you’re the stars. My stars. I’m completely, deeply in love with you.”

And that’s when your eyes widen to a confession you would have never expected yet something you’ve been wishing for to the universe. Your eyes sparkle, resembling that of a shining star. “So how does your confession tie to your wish?”

“I-uh well I wished to have the courage to confess to you.” He was getting red like a tomato. “I guess it came true.”

“You know what’s funny Han Jisung?” He looks at you like he was a deer in the headlights. You usually only use his full name on a serious occasion. Is she mad? Did I upset her? Does this mean she will reject me? Will we stay—

“I wished for the same thing as you did. It’s just that you beat me to it.” He looks at you with complete shock.

“Are you bullshiting me?”

“No Ji I’m not. I’ve loved you for a while now.” You let out a mirthful laugh. Your thumb rubs on his skin to reassure him. “May I ask you a question?”

“Yes. What is it?”

“May I kiss you?”

He smiles so endearingly at you that you could explode like a supernova. “Of course you can.”

And so you got on your tippy toes to capture his lips with yours. It was a kiss you have been anticipating for months now. It was a kiss under the stars. A kiss under the waning crescent. You wouldn’t mind getting lost in his kiss every night.

…

A/N: This has been in the drafts for just a bit. I got some time to finalize it. Hopefully you enjoy the read!

[nightmareb1tch]

Angel dust's and Whis's relashionship in a nutshell.

Angel: Two bros! Whis: Chillin' in a hot tub! Angel and Whis, in unison: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!

Whis: What are you in the mood for? Angel: World domination. Whis: That's a bit ambitious. Angel: You are my world. Whis: Aww... Angel: Whis: Angel: Whis: OH.

Angel: Heh, Whis sneezes like a girl. Whis: How about I pound you like boy? Whis: That didn’t come out right.

Angel: *in a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT! Whis: *in the cell next to them* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.

Whis: Are you packed for the trip? Angel: Yup. Whis: Then where are your bags? Angel: All I’m bringing is a good attitude and a sense of adventure. Whis: A change of underwear might be nice.

Whis: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you... Angel: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

Angel, in Whis’s bed: Morning… how’d ya sleep last night? Whis, knocking Angel off: WHAT THE HELL?! Angel: Ow— Whis: What were you doing in my bed? You were supposed to sleep on the air mattress on the floor! Angel: I had a nightmare. Whis: You had a nightmare? What are you, five years old? Angel: Listen, I needed to feel comfortable and I was getting this perverse power dynamic vibe from me sleeping on the floor and you sleeping up there- Whis, in a royal accent: Why yes, how high and mighty I am up on my twin XL! Angel: That is not what I meant— Whis: Silence in the presence of your king, who sleeps a lofty twelve and a half inches above the ground! Angel: Listen, I’m not ashamed. I slept comfortably when I got up on your bed and I’m sure you did too. Whis: Yeah, okay- Angel: You know what? I wanna know. How’d you sleep last night? Whis: …That was the best I’ve slept in a while. Angel, gasping: The king slept comfortably with a peasant in his bed! Whis: I did not consent to this- Angel, dramatically: But my liege, our love is forbidden! Whis, on the phone: Hi, is this the front desk? Yeah, there’s a bed bug in my room and he’s six-foot-one, he’s got white hair. Angel: Ask them if they have one of those “Do Not Disturb” signs. I’ll put it on the door next time we… do it. Whis: Okay, I'ma go shower and wash all of the you off of me. Angel: Oh, maybe together we could— Whis: NO. Angel: Just to save water— Whis: No! You don’t even pay for the water! Angel: …Good point.

Angel: Talk dirty to me, baby~ Whis: The dishes. Angel: Wh- Whis: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.

Whis: honk. Angel: WHAT. Whis: HONK. Angel: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????

Whis: I am the left brain, I am the left brain. "I work really hard until my inevitable death" brain. You've got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might. Angel: I LIKE OREOS AND DI-

Whis: look Angel, I'm not slut shaming you but... Whis: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you.

Angel: I know every song to ever exist it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future. Whis: Oh yeah? Then continue this. Whis: I don't cook I don't clean- Angel: So let me tell you how I got this ring. Angel & Whis: ..... Angel & Whis: GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-

Whis, turning to Angel: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.

Whis: Go to hell! Angel: Where do you think I come from?

Angel: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Whis: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Angel: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Whis: Is it working?

Whis: Angel is not allowed to violate the dress code, even on 'casual' Fridays. Whis: No matter how many times you say please, Angel. We won't put any of the hats you've been asking about into the dress code.

Whis, standing amidst the destroyed kitchen: How? How were you able to summon me?! Angel, flipping through a cookbook as fast as they can: I don’t know!! You were supposed to be chicken soup!

Angel: *Holding up a pack of pencils* These are kinda cute. Whis: Angel, that’s gay. Angel: We’ve been dating for 2 years—

Angel: Whis, wake up! Whis, half asleep: Five more minutes… Angel: You’ve been in a coma for two years! Whis: … Whis: Okay, two more minutes…

Angel: Listen, in the wild wild west there is always a woman in the saloon and nobody messes with her even though they all have guns. Whis: That's because she's a prostitute.

Angel: It doesn’t have a bone. Whis, literally confused: Then why is it called a boner?

Angel: Whis! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover. Whis: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.

Whis: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Angel! Angel: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

Angel: It'll be fun. Angel: We'll make a day of it. Angel: Come on you punk bitch. Whis: I can't believe I have to say this. Whis: I don't have time to get tested for sti's with you tomorrow.

Angel: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. Whis: This is a lie. Whis: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie. Whis: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

Whis: Would you like something to drink? *They open the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper- Angel: Spiders? Whis: Spiders it is then. Angel: No, that wasn’t- *But they were already pouring them a brimming glass of spiders…*

Whis: I wish I was a dinosaur. Angel: Why? Cause they're big and scary? Whis: Because they're dead.

Angel: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me! Whis: Oh-? Even more humiliating than- Angel: We are not doing this!

Angel, to Whis: We had a date! Angel: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*

Angel, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child. Whis, entering the room with a small cut on their ankle: Who the f-

Whis: So uh, for this party and everything, do you, uh... Angel, sighing: You don't know how to dress for this, do you? Whis, panicked: WHAT IS CLOTHES???

[izzylovesmatt]

i hate you more 🥀

matt sturniolo

also if anyone as used the title i can change it and im not copying anyone im just bored

⚠️warnings⚠️ smut, 18+, pet names (baby,good girl,mommy etc), cussing, use of y/n, and so on

for context y/n is nathan's sister she's 22 years old she's also an actor and one of the triplets closest friends well besides matt, he always seemed to hate y/n for no reason, they used to be close but drifted.

hate

why do i hate him so much?i hate so much its like i don't hate him at all.

i wrote down in my journal today is the first day of september and i need to understand i need to know why we hate eachother or atleast why he hates me. my phone starts to ring "hello" i say answering the phone "heyy y/n are you doing anything tonight" my best friend nick says from the other line, "uhh no why do you ask"

"well only because the biggest party ever is tonight and i saw that you were invited it's a halloween party so bring a costume we're picking you up at 8 love you see you then"

"wait nic-" i say before he hangs up the phone. ughh i do not wanna go to this stupid party, i don't even have a costume

time skip

it's now 7:30 and i'm almost ready in my harley quinn outfit, with my low blonde pigtails with blue and pink ends, i have harley quinn's classic makeup, fishnets with a couple holes, really short shorts that compliment my ass, a shirt that says "daddy's little girl" on it that shows basically my whole tits and a leather jacket halfway off my shoulder. perfect my costume looks amazing.

i turn my vlog camera on "hey guys so i'm not gonna be videoing at this party but since it's jake johnnie and arrington party im sure you guys will see me on video somewhere tonight, anyways im about to leave and i will see you all in the morning" i say before shutting the camera off and fixing my lipstick.

i hear my phone start to ring

"helloooo"

"hey girl we're outside"

"okay coming" i say before hanging up the phone taking a quick fireball shot then rushing out of my house and into the triplets car.

"hii guys" i say sitting next to nick and buckling my seatbelt

"hey you look nice" chris says

"thank you, you don't look to bad yourself" i say back

"are you kidding me?" matt says

"um what" i say confused realizing that matt had dressed up as the joker

"heh that's awkward" nick says while chris snickers with him

"i'm going home and changing" matt says

"oh don't be so dramatic matt lets go we're gonna be late" nick says hitting his shoulder

i roll my eyes and we drive to jake johnnie and carriontons house, when we show up the person to greet us is carrington, me and carriongton were in a movie together so that's how i know him and i've know jake and johnnie for like 1-2 years.

"heyy y/n you look so hot" carrington says already drunk

"hi carrington" i say laughing while hugging him back, i notice matt staring at the fact carringtons hands are low on my back. we walk into the party and i greet tara who is in her jennifer's body costume

"hey girl you look so good" i say hugging her

"heyyy"

"im gonna get a drink it was nice seeing you" i say walking over to the drinks seeing matt and he's already on his second one

"woah slow down there mr driver" i say pouring my self a solo cup with half the cup with vodka and the other half a coke

"shut up" matt says taking another sip of his drink already pouring himself a third

"matt seriously chill your third already slow down" i say taking a sip of my drink

"make me" he says obviously already getting tipsy

i roll my eyes and take another sip of my drink giving turning around giving matt a whole veiw of my ass, i can feel his eyes on me, suddenly a strong arm grabs me

"come back here y/n" matt says pulling me close to him taking a shot then a sip of his drink and pouring himself another one

"matt we have been here half an house and your already drunk" i say taking a shot then refilling my cup starting to feel the alcohol

"shhh just listen to the music" he says

"what are you- are you crazy matthew?"

"say my name again"

"you have lost your head"

"your so beautiful did i ever tell you that" he says cupping my face and staring into my eyes

"matt you should probably shut your mouth before you say something you don't wanna"

"but i do wanna say it"

"matt-"

"your so so sexy and funny. but i still hate you"

"i hate you more"

matt suddenly finishes whatever drink number he's on and wraps his hand around my waist exept his hands are literally on my ass

"such a perfect ass yeah?"

"feeling not so shy today huh?"

"i'm glad we're matching"

"yeah?"

"EVERYONE LETS PLAY TRUTH OR DARE SPICYYYY" larray says hinting for our big group to sit down and play

at one big table there was jake johnnie carrington matt chris tara nick larray y/n sam colby and few other people

"okay bitches i'll go first... y/n truth or dare"

"dare."

"okayyyu i dare you to sit on the person who is the most attractive's lap for the rest of the game"

"okay fine" i say getting up and walking over to matt and sitting on his lap, as i sit down matt puts his arms around my waist and holds me

"clostest i've ever seen them were their not fighting" chris says laughing

"shut up chris"

"okay but it was kinda obvious matt wanted y/n" nick says whisper to chris

"bros whipped" he says whispering back, him and nick exchange chuckles while it's matt's turn to get asked

"matthew sturniolo truth. or dare." chris says

"dare"

"i dare you to do a body shot with the person who has the matching harley to your joker" he says smirking. matt looks at me for an okay sign, i look at him like i was begging him to do it. i lay on the table and he does the body shot keeping eye contact the whole time he did it

"okay like get a room" nick says making everyone laugh

after matt had got the line out of my mouth i pulled my shirt back down and sat back onto his lap

"i would pay you to do that 100 times" he says in my ear

i can't help but smile, a little after the game ended matt at still not gotten up not letting me up aswell.

as i try and get up he pushes me down back onto his lap this time i feel something hard under me his dick

"matt-"

"stop you can't get up"

"too bad im thirsty" i say as i get up off of him and walk over taking a shot then getting another drink.

suddenly i feel a pair of hands on my waist

"i need you so bad pretty girl"

i hear matts voice low and seductive in my ear

"i have to host this game in like 15 minutes i cant matt not now"

"no you have to just give me ten minutes"

i put my drink on the counter infront of me and turn around now facing matt putting my hands around his neck as i kiss him, he kisses me back right away hungirly like he hasnt had any physical touch ever in his life.

"so so so needy" i say as i pull away from the kiss and take his hand and lead him to the closet and lock the door

"not here w-what if we get caught"

"you wanted it so bad now take your pants off"

"b-but-"

"off." i say as he slowly unbuckles his belt and pulls his pants down revealing the hard bulge in his boxers, i slowly get down onto my knees and palm him through his pants

"f-fuck stop teasing please Y/N i need this"

"be patient" i say slowly pulling his boxers down as his dick springs up and hits his stomach precum already leaking

i slowly wrap my hand around the base of his dick flicking my thumb over his tip

"fuckk mmph please m-more"

"shhh cant be too loud dont want anybody hearing now do we?"

"n-no dont want that mo-baby"

"you can say it matty" i say seeing matts embarrassed expression and rosy cheeks

"thank you mommy"

i spit on his dick then slowly stroke his swollen hard dick

"mmph more mmh please"

i pick up the pace go faster and faster each second

"fuck fuck mmph so so close"

i slowly start to stop going slower and slower each second, matt was so close one more stroke and hes done all his orgasm falling away causing him to physically groan

"no no why did you stop mommy i promise ill be quiet"

i kiss his tip causing him to whimper my name once again, i start stroking him again so fast not even matt can comprehend the pace

"nnngh so so close please"

i slow down again and flick my thumb over his tip every time i reached it, not going fast whatso ever

"fuck fuck please"

i flick my thumb over his tip one last time then i start going faster then slower then faster again

"fuckk dont stop"

"Open your mouth"

i open my mouth listening to his commands, as i do he almost immediately cums into my mouth, i feel his warm seed falling down my throat like water. i swallow everything there still being some on my chin.

"fuckkkkkk" he whimpers as im still stroking him

'nghhh mommmy im sensitive"

"sorry sweet boy" i say kissing his tip hearing him groan at the kiss and the loss of contact

"looks like its time to get back to the party, lets pull these up yeah?"

"i still hate you, halfway, maybe, maybe not" matt says as i pull up his pants

" i hate you more baby" i say kissing him but he pulls away not kissing back

"ew ew no im not tasting myself"

i laugh at his words then sneak out of the closet hoping nobody saw us, matt following behind me.

NICK

ew girl my brother

uhhh

yeah bitch i saw yall sneaking around

lets pretend we didnt see that

never looking at you the same

read today at 1:05

i got lazy at the end ts was supossed to have plot very sorry its also been sitting in the drafts for ever

[siri-ike]

Teenage hero burnout: The Flex Fighters

RRs studio is decorated with red, blue, and green lights on string. The camera is zoomed out to show all three colorful guests. The biggest by far is wearing all red, beside him is a much smaller boy dressed in green, and on the other side, closest to RR is the third boy wearing blue.

"Welcome back, everyone. Hope you've been taking care of yourselves since the last episode. Today, we actually have a whole team on the show. Care to introduce yourselves?"

"Hi -" the blue ones voice cracked, and the other two chuckled. "Ahem. We are the Flex Fighters, I'm Stretch," he gestured to the next member.

"Omni-Mass,"

"And Wingspan."

Their introduction sounded somewhat rehearsed. 

"Let's start easy. How old are you?"

"We're -" Wingspan started but shut up when Omni-Mass elbowed him. "What?"

"Come on, you guys. The show is called Teenage Hero Burnout, I know you're teenagers."

The boys looked at each other. "Let's just say we're in high school." Omni-Mass covered.

"I feel like I need to reiterate. No matter how good a hacker someone is. I'm better. This video is staying on the internet, in its original form, no matter what. You can be as vague as you want, but this interview can't be weponized in any way that matters." RR said, it sounded similarly practiced.

The Flex Fighters looked at each other, concerned. 

"How long have you been hero-ing?" RR snapped straight back into his friendly interview voice as though nothing had happened.

"Woah." Wingspan reacted.

"That's kind of complicated." Omni-Mass put his hand on the back of his neck.

"We've been Flex Fighters for about two years. But the first year we were working for Rook, who turned out to be a bad guy. He was using us to capture and experiment on others who were affected by flexarium to figure out why the tree of us were the only ones successfully..." Stretch looked uncomfortable. 

"Altered" Omni-Mass shot in.

Stretch looked up at his teammate fondly, then back at RR. "-by the compound. We found out, he poisoned us, we escaped, and he used his immense power and influence to make everyone think we're the villains. He practically owns the whole city. He can take down anything anyone posts and control all media around him and us."

"The pentagon tried to take down one of my videos once. So I blasted Pink pony club through all the speakers in their facility for 3 days straight. They know better now."

*Click*

"Hot water's ready. Back in a minute." RR bounced out of his chair, leaving his guests by themselves. 

...

"Does that count as domestic terrorism?" Stretch asked. "Sounds like domestic terrorism." 

"It sounds hilarious." Omni-Mass looked over to Wingspan.

"Hey, do you think he'd let us pick which song to blast through Rook industries?" Wingspan matched Omni-Mass' energy. "'Cause, I'll gladly put together a playlist." He held back a chuckle. "Starting with Gossip, Rook would hate that."

Stretch snickered. "And Lab Rules, it's about which rules apply in a lab. Hehe. Johnathan's broken at least 3 of them."

By the time RR returnd the boys were all giggling amongst themselves. RR had a tray with 3 steaming mugs on it. "Mint for you, Chai for you and cerial in a mug for you." The mugs were in each of the Flex Fighters signature colors and had the Flex Fighter logo on them.

"Next, do you have any fun facts about yourselves?"

"I think the mug full of cereal describes me enough." Omni-Mass joked.

"Ooh, my poweres work really well under water, that's pretty cool." Wingspan took a sip.

"And you?"

Stretch looked around the room, trying to avoid eye contact. 

"Heh," Omni-Mass teased. "Daddys perfect little battle-bot doesn't do fun."

"I do fun things!" Stretch's voice cracked again. He looked back at RR as if trying to convince him. "I do loads of fun things, like, like, uh. Painting! I paint sometimes. It's a hobby."

"When was the last time you painted anything?" Omni-Mass had a mischievous look on his face. 

"That's, i-irrelevant."

"Let's just move o-"

"No. I do fun things! Like- swinging through the city. That's fun. I'm fun." Stretch defended.

"Okay, I belive you." RR defused. "We pretty much covered the why. So, are you still active?"

"We are. It just doesn't get as much coverage, since everyone thinks we're criminals now." Wingspan looked over at Stretch, who seemed to have shut down.

"What kind of villains do you face?"

"At first it was people who had been affected by flexarium. But now? It's just whatever Rook throws at us." Omni-Mass nudged Stretch. "There have been a few exceptions, like that assassin, and the Epsilon society."

Stretch looked up for a moment. "Ugh, the Epsilon society. He tried to kill us for a year, and Rook still managed to trick us into fighting his enemies for him."

"Oh, was it the whole "lesser of 2 evils" argument?"

"Yes"

"I hate that argument." They were hidden behind his mask, but it was clear RR rolled his eyes. "It always works, too. 'Cause of the "greater good" and all that."

"Being the bigger person sucks." Wingspan added.

"You know what doesn't suck? Bingo." RR swung back in his chair, exaguratedly.

"First up, are your costumes homemade?"

"No, these ones were made by Rook industries, but the ones we wore at first were."

"Been mind controlled?"

"I was," Wingspan hunched in on himself. "Not my best moment."

"Any evil ancestors?"

"Not that we know of."

"A social life?"

"Well my social life was vastly improved when i got powers. And subsequently two people who now have to spend time with me."

"Mine too."

"I've always been popular, but, these guys are the first real friends I've ever made. We may have been forced together at the start, but now? Wouldn't trade it in for the world."

"How sweet. Next is evil crushes slash significant others."

Wingspan and Stretch both looked at Omni-Mass. 

"... hey, at least i never flirted with someone pointing a sword at me." He defended. 

"Doesn’t count, Blindstrike turned out not to be evil."

"Ooh, do I sence an enemies to lovers?"

"More like enemies to friends."

"Not much luck with the assassin."

"Hah, I know what that's like. I mean, my legal guardian knows what that's like and we're never letting him live it down, but, you get what I mean." RR said as though they knew what he ment. "Next. Adult mentor."

"At first we had Rook and Kane, but they turned out to be evil and then evil-er."

"Now we have Doctor C. Who's, kind of? A mentor. I mean she tells us what to do."

"Does she teach you anything?"

"No." They said at the same time.

"Have you ever fought an evil version of yourself?"

"So, by evil version, do you mean someone who looks like us? Or is it enough that they just have the same powers."

"Oh, yeah, couse stretch monster has the same powers as Stretch but looks completely different."

"I don't know if I wanna count that." RR turned to the camera. "Guess you'll get to decide that in the comments."

"Have you visited another timeline or dimention?"

"No, never."

"Died and been resurrected?"

"No."

"Cloned?"

"Rooks been trying, but no."

"Gone to space?"

"No."

"Been kidnapped?"

"Narrowly avoided a kidnapping."

"You already mentioned you were poisoned, so any government funded experiments?"

"I guess."

"Yeah, rook industries gets a lot of government funding."

"Have you been impersonated?"

"No."

"Does school ever get interrupted?"

"Does it ever?" Omni-Mass slapped his own knee exaggeratedly. "Every field trip, every special assignment, every science class."

"It's exhausting."

"Have you ever lost your powers?"

"No, but there was this one time my powers went out of control."

"Doesn’t count, but nice try. Got any dead parents?"

"I have a dead parent, singular. And one living."

"I have 2 living."

"So do I."

"5 living parents between the 3 of you. How did you pull that off?"

"Luck?"

"Is dead parents a common trait?"

"Pretty common, but far from necessary. Neglectful parents tend to do the trick."

Omni-Mass didn't seem to like that line... "What about, overbearing parents?"

"Oh, that tends to lead to super villains rather than heroes, but there are always exceptions that prove the rule."

The Flex Fighters shared a look of concern.

"Framed for a crime, we already discussed that. Saved the world."

"We didn't really save the world, but we stopped the Epsilon society from mind controlling everyone in it."

"What exactly would you consider saving the world?" RR said sarcastically. 

"I don't know, preventing it from being blown up or something." Wingspan squirmed.

"It's not that litteral, bro. We totally saved the world!" Omni-Mass pumped his fist energetically. 

"Last few, have you been imprisoned."

"Almost, but we got away."

"Wait, is that separate from kidnapped?"

"It's more formal. Are you the last of your species?"

"We're the first of our species...?"

"Close enough, I'm counting it. Arch nemesis, Rook slash Stretch monster, obviously. Ever been to another dimention?"

"No."

"And we're done. The hero complex is a free space, and we witnessed it earlier in this very video. I have no bingos." RR put his card back in the drawer on his side of the desk. "Get ready because these last questions are all about mental health."

"Oh l, I think I left the oven on."

Omni-Mass held Stretch in place while Wingspan stared daggers at him.

"I mean, go ahead."

"Your relationship with the media. Wanna touch on that?"

"Well, like we said before, Rook pretty much controls the media in Charter City. When he liked us, he made sure we looked good to the public. Now that he dosn't, he buries any positive news about us."

"Do you feel like being a teen hero has negatively impacted your mental health, why or why not."

The Flex Fighters looked at each other as though they could read eachothers minds.

"Negative and positive. Being hated definitely isn't great, but-" Stretch looked over at Omni-Mass, who picked it up. "I was pretty isolated before I met these two. Now I have a whole team, and people actually expect things from me." He looked over at Wingspan, who continued. "I'm used to being overlooked or ignored but when I put on the mask, it's like I actually matter." Wingspan smiled softly. Stretch sat up straighter. "There are down sides, sure, but I think we all agree, the positives outweigh the negative."

"How optimistic. I hope things stay that way for you." RR sounded genuine but doubtful. "Do you think you'll continue hero-ing into your adult lives?"

"Yes!"

"I think so."

"Maybe." 

"Maybe?" Omni-Mass and Wingspan gave Stretch a scrutinizing look. "What do you mean "maybe"?"

"I dont know. Its almost impossible to keep this up with an already busy schedule. Doing this as a job was feasible when we worked for Rook, but now?"

Omni-Mass and Wingspan looked at each other and it was clear they hadn't thought about this before. 

Closing comments

"That's all for today everyone, don't forget to brush your teeth, take your medication, and get some fresh air! As usual, links to mental health resources and our Hero Health forum will be in the description below. And remember my Birdies, knowing when to ask for help is a sign of strength. Whether you're a Kryptonian, an Amazon warrior, the embodiment of fear itself dressed as a bat, or just some dude, never battle your demons without backup! Red Robin, out!" 

Blooper scene/skit while the end credits roll:

"So... you mentioned... the Pentagon." Stretch segwayed.

"Can we pick the music that gets played?" Wingspan jumped in.

"Sure." RR smugged

"Wait, you guys. Most if not all of Rooks employees are innocent. It wouldn't be right to blast obscure referential music at them, too."

"Good point," RR's grin turned malicious. "I could make a program to track Rooks location within the building, and switch between the PA systems from room to room. Hold on. Pewter!"

"What can I help you with." A robotic, feminine, voice responded.

"Open folder: Petty Revenge Schemes, make new note: a program that tracks a specific person within a building comma in order to blast music at a singular target."

"A program that tracks a specific person within a building, in order to blast music at a singular target has been added to folder: Petty Revenge Schemes."

"Thanks pewter!" RR turned back toward his guests. "I'd be great if you could send me that playlist before Friday, that's when I upload."

Cut

This video was taken down and reuploaded 13 times over the course of 2 hours.

Playlist to blast through Rook Industries

[hzbinnerdlover]

Porn Star Love

(Yes I'm immediately writing after posting- I can't help it I'm bored lol let's see how long it takes me this time. Usual snz kink warnings blah blah blah let's get to the good shit)

"Eh'shuuuue!!!"

"Gesundheit"

"Ah'chiiieeeeeew!!!"

"Gesundheit, again."

"Heh...heh...AH'SHIEEEEEEW!!"

"Gesundheit- Bless you, Jesus", Vox sighs as he reaches into his pocket and fishes out a handkerchief, handing it to his lover. "Summer Allergies are hitting you hard aren't they? You sure you're gonna be okay to work?"

Valentino quickly snatches the handkerchief and rolls eyes and gives a very congested reply. "Des- I'll be f'dine Vox. I don't exactly have a choice now do I?" He gives a huff as he blows heavily into the piece of fabric, more than once. Once he's finished he folds rhe cloth and hands it back to Vox, who promptly puts it into his pocket again.

"Alright, just don't go too wild in there okay?", the elevator door opens and the two overlord step out, Vox reaching up to kiss Val on the cheek. "I'll see you later, love you hon." He gives a smile as he walks off towards his office to work.

Val sighs as he rolls eyes, heading to set rather annoyed as another itch comes in. "O-Oh you gotta- ACHEEW! Be fucking- ASHIEEEW! Kidding me. Ugh....", with a damp sniffle he walks in and crosses his arms. "Please tell me everyone is here and ready to work?" Glancing around he notices that one notable fluffy spider wasn't here, his antenna twitching in annoyance.

"Where. Is. Angel? Someone better fucking answer me!!!!"

Travis gave a small squeak as he gulps and nods. "Um- he's getting ready still sir...he says he'll be out soon." Facepalming hard Val gives a much louder groan. "Fucking ANGEL!" Storming off towards his dressing room he rubs his irritated nose and knocks on the door loudly. "ANGEL! I swear your hot ass better be fucking ready or I'm gonna-" he stops mid sentence when the door opens and the spider demon reveals himself wearing one of his usual slutty outfits, crossing his arms.

"Jeez will you calm your tits, I'm here okay-? I'm assuming the set is read-", looking at Val's face and sees the bright red coming from Val's nose and blinks, wondering what happened. "Um- it's ready right?"

"Yes Angel, it's BEEN ready. And you weren't. So let's get a fucking move on!" Sniffling rapidly he feels the itch coming again and shakes his head. "Not again- Hi'shuu! Hi'shuu! HICK'SHEEEEW!!!!"

"Oh jeez- bless ya Val"

"Heh-HEH'ZZZUUU! EH'CHIIEEEEW!!!!"

".....um, bless y-"

"HA'SHEEEEW!!!", sniffling desperately he rolls his sleeve slightly over his hand, sneezing into it as tho his life depended on it. "Wh-Why do I- ACK'CHUUUU!!! KI'SHUUUU!! Have to suffer through this?"

Finally took a moment to catch a breath through the sneezing chaos, rubbing his head as he felt a headache start to form.

"Bless you- lemme guess. Allergies?"

Val simply nods. "Allergies. And it's fucking hell." Angel gave hum a sympathetic look as he reached over and gently caressed his arm. "Oh you poor thing...do you want me to get you some tissues...? You sound like you need to blow your nose hon."

Sniffling again Val gives another nod. "Dat would be wonderful Andel Cakes, than- Heh-HI'SHUUUU! Eugh. Excuse me. Gracias." Angel nods and quickly rushes into his dressing room, coming back with a travel pack of tissues and hands Val a few.

"There ya are, I always make sure to keep a few packs handy, so I got plenty more if ya need them." Val takes the tissues and empties his sinuses with a loud blow and a sigh of relief. "That's so much better. Thank you."

"Hey of course", Angel says as he gently rubs Val's fluff* Why don't we go back to set, but you only br there to observe today. Sit back and let Travis take over today, okay? I'll even be your own personal assistant today~" he chuckles as he goes and rubs his chest gently. "Come on daddy, what do you say hm? Sound good...?"

Val glances down at him and gives a chuckle and nods. "Alright alright, I suppose we could today. I'm to tired to really use my voice. Besides, how could I not when you're being so...so convincing...I-" quickly Val looks away and hides face into the tissues in his hand. "A'SHIIIIEEEEEW!!!! HA'SHOOOO!!! I-IP'SHIEEEEEW!!!!" Giving a couple tired sniffles he groans wiping his nose with the now soaked tissues.

"Bless you there toots, here. Lemme take those off your hands", Angel insists as he carefully takes the used tissues, walking inside the dressing room to toss them out. He then takes his hand and smiles softly.

"Come on, let's get you to a seat here." He says as he starts dragging Val back to the set, immediately sitting him in the director's chair. Val immediately slumps down and leans back against it, watching as Angel instructs Travis to do the directing today.

The constant itch just wouldn't leave him alone, and having too big of a sneezing fit on set just wasn't gonna do for him. Fighting back as much as he can he raises his coat/fluff over his face and tries to stifle. "H'ssh! H'ssh! H'ssh!", resulting in high pitched, squeaky sneezes. Luckily he was a good distance away so no one could really notice.

As the next few shots started to get taken, he did his best to observe closely, doing what he could to ignore his pounding and itchy sinuses, massaging them with his fingers before retreating his face back into his coat.

"H-H'sssh! H'sssh! H'sssh! Ugh..." unable to hide the damp sniffle Angel finally glanced down and eyes widen. "Val? You good there hon...?"

Val gave a nod as he let out a small congested cough. "Y-Yeah fine- just a bit itchy in here is all-", he holds up a finger to give him a moment, hiding back into his coat. "H'sssh! H'ssssh!"

Angel stared for a moment as he listened to the high pitched stifled sneezes, trying his best not to laugh as he covered his mouth. "Oh my god- pfffft- that has the be the cutest thing I've ever heard."

"Hey! Don't fucking laugh at me you bitch!"

"Haha- I'm sorry I'm sorry I'll stop. Lemme see if we have any allergy meds okay? I'll be right back", he leans down and gives Val a kiss on the cheek before quickly rushing off.

Val rolled his eyes as he looked at the scene going on, trying to focus on thus hot bdsm scene as he shakes his head.

"God fucking-" he mutters to himself before hiding in his coat once again. "H-H'sssh! H'ssssh!" The stifling was getting harder and harder to control. "F-Fuuuck...H'sssh! H-H'SSSSSH! H'SSSSSH!!!!" He hears Travis call cut as he looked around.

"Uuuuh, anyone else hear that high pitch sound?", the crew started looking around for the source as they finally turned to Val's direction. "H-Heh...H-H'SSSSSH! Don't you fucking stare at me. What are you looking at! H-Heh-HE'CHIEEEEW!!! HECK'SHIEEEEW!!" Unable to hold back he brought his sleeve to his face and sneezed again. "HIP'SSHUUUUUU!!!! Ugh...."

Travis blinks for a moment before nodding. "Oh um- Gesundheit Mr.Valentino sir"

Val only nodded in response as he laid back, exhausted from the fit as Angel finally returns with the meds. "Here are are, let's have ya take these yeah?" Leaning he hands it to Val, who immediately swallow the pills dry as he groans.

"I don't think I can- SNF- do this. Angel, will you take me back to my room. My head hurts so bad..."

With a softened look he nods and quickly takes out some more tissues for Val. "Yeah of course babe, come on. Let's get going." Val nods as he takes rhe tissues and blows his nose again, groaning as Angel carefully steadies him. "We're gonna getcha a nice bath for your sinuses, maybe turn on a humidifier, I'll getcha some warm tea, and you can just relax all day there hon", Angel cooed as he gently massaged Val's fluff, the poor overlord simply giving a nod.

"Mmm....sounds nice. The rest of you better get back to fucking work. I'll let you know when I'm ready to come back", he announces as Angel starts walking him off.

"Ugh...thank you Angel, for taking care of your poor...poor daddy here. It means so much to me here."

"Of course of course Val, like I said, I can take care of you all day today if you need me to. I'll make sure you-" he stops for a moment as Val turns away. "I-IP'SHIEEEEEW! A-AH'CHUUUU!! Ugh....SNF excuse me"

"Bless you- like I was saying", he continues as they step into the elevator and gives a soft smile while dabbing Val's nose with a tissue. "I'll make sure you're resting as much as you need to."

(Edit- this took me almost a week cause again I've been busy as Hell TvT I'm so sorry- I hope yall enjoy at least- I know I had fun writing this one.)