#➼ Crow thoughts

[ceruleanterrapin]

Completely hypothetical question

What do you do when you're overcome with a sudden burst of homosexual energy and you don't know what to do about it

[houndvoice]

Treviso Date Night dance anyone???

Bonus:

[maidenofcrows]

Really, really need people to understand how important it is that Matthias kept his faith while unlearning the toxic beliefs that people had instilled in him. That’s really important to his character actually.

[platformcowboyboots]

me five shots deep: no, no, you don't understand. the point is all the main couples mirror each other. nina and matthias are child soldiers loyal to their country above almost everything else. jesper and wylan have low self esteems, fathers deeply important to the narrative, and are fundamentally mommas' boys. and kaz and inej-

the person trying to fuck me at the bar, nodding: -are the two deadliest people in the barrel and they can't even touch each other without keeling over.

me: exactly! and one more thing-

[vonspe]

when bae texts you at work

[bumblebeebats]

As much as i love Dungeon Meshi, i do think that given Ryoko Kui's attention to realistic worldbuilding there ought to be a companion series called Dishes Meshi where they spend 2hrs washing and drying and packing away. Alll the goddamnfuck dishes they just made

[mockerycrow]

The 141 boys having to physically hold back their much smaller but freakishly strong female teammate or S /O when someone is stupid enough to insult her and/or her boys

!!fem!reader!! — can interpreted as platonic or romantic

“Fuckin’ hell, hey—“ Price hisses as he stumbles, his arm wrapped around one of yours as Soap holds onto your other arm. They’re both in stances to hold you back yet despite your size, BOTH of them are struggling. Soap lets out a grunt as you struggle, nearly ripping yourself out of their grips. “Let go of me, lemme show that son of a bitch a piece of my mind—“

Gaz steps in front of your line of sight, holding his hands up as if he’s calming a wild animal. “Heyy, let’s just calm down, yeah? Their words aren’t worth anything, sweetheart.” You look at him desperately, your tone still filled with frustration and rage. “They have no right to say what they fucking said, Gaz! How could you let that slide?? And in front of the other recru—“

Your angry yelling is cut off with a familiar large, warm hand wrapping around the back of your neck and squeezing. Your eyes flutter shut for a moment, the anger still stirring but no longer boiling over—you stop struggling. “Take a deep breath, love.” Ghost rumbles from behind, causing the hair on the nape of your neck to stand up against his gloved palm.

You obey, taking a deep breath. “Good, now breathe out slowly.” Price says lowly, his voice closer than normal—he must’ve stepped closer. “That’s it, lass. Good, another?” Soap utters, making you nod. You take another deep breath and as you do, you feel a hand—Gaz’s, as the hand is coming from in front of you—touch your cheek and then your forehead.

“There we go.” Ghost hums, letting go of your neck. You open your eyes and the other two let go of you, Gaz putting his hand on your shoulder. “Better?” Gaz asks softly, making you nod in response. “Better.” You confirm, causing Soap to chuckle. “Nearly ripped my arm off, bonnie. Keep that strength in check, why dont’cha?”

[prettywhenyoucr7y]

i hope a crow finds its way to me<3

[fairytalesofforever]

sometimes I think about how every time kaz says that kaz rietveld dies, he ignores his child self screaming "I'm alive" from the reaper's barge

idk if anyone else ever thinks about that

[skatik]

inspired by the rain woman

[ceruleanterrapin]

Most horrific realization of a parent

Realizing when the kids begin to outnumber the parents and can now overthrow you at any moment

[scalycat]

Hearing voices again, Rook?

[cherries-and-knives]

Matthias: *has one Unholy™️ thought about nina*

Matthias to himself: TAKE A WALK YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUMP IN A RIVER YOU SLUT.

[thejudeduarte]

Daily reminder that Kaz is actually just a teenage boy playing at being this really edgy gang leader when in reality he has the humour of a 13 year old

[vonspe]

Actually lost my marbles when manfred said emmrichs name 😭

[lukohan]

Lucanis:Have you thought about what I asked yet?

Emmrich: My dear Lucanis, I can't simply tell Nevarra's nobility, "Please stop hiring Crows to assassinate our king."

Lucanis: Twenty contracts. It's becoming a problem.

Emmrich: King Markus is… spry, for his age.

Lucanis: Poisoned. Seven times.

Emmrich: And blessed with a robust constitution!

crow!Rook: Hmm... How likely is it, that the king is some sort of undead?

Emmrich: Pardon me!?

Lucanis: Ah, is that the issue?

Emmrich: Surely that's ...

crow!Rook: It's Nevarra. I wouldn't put it past them.

Lucanis: That would explain all those failed attempts. Now, what would be the best methode to kill such an undead?

crow!Rook: Fire. Cremation. No corpse, no undead.

Lucanis: That makes sense.

Emmrich: Are the two of you truly discussing the assassination of Nevarra's king in my presence?

corw!Rook: ...

Lucanis: ...

crow!Rook: Yes?