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[rawme-price]

Soap who hears youve never been eaten out and takes it as a personal offense.

It was honestly just a throwaway comment while gaz was describing an insane blowjob he once got. You sighed dramatically with "man, I wish i could find guys half as willing to eat box as the girls you somehow get."

Soap wasnt even in the conversation. Hell, he wasnt even at the table! How the hell he heard you, you have no idea. But as soon as the words leave your mouth hes leaning over your shoulder, voice low against your ear "Aye, heard you were looking for an eager mouth, lass?"

At first you think hes fucking with you. You glance at gaz, trying to gauge a reaction, and the man just shrugs. You decide to bite the bullet.

Which is how you end up on soaps matress that night, voice raw from how hes had you moaning for the past four hours. Ur body is covered in sweat, muscles exhausted from how youve been jerking and squirming. All the while soap has a forearm pressed over ur lower stomach, keeping you pinned right against his mouth. He hasn't moved from his position once. Ur pretty sure hes cum in his boxers multiple times but he makes no move to let up.

When it becomes obvious he has no plans to stop and you feel like you might actually pass out from exhaustion, you have to drag the man from between ur thighs by his 'hawk. Soap whines as if you've just taken a delicious meal from him and oh god- he looks downright sinful. Lower face completely drenched, clear liquid dripping down his chin and face flushed red from lack of oxygen.

The worst (best) part? While u two are cuddling after a shower you had to bully him into -cmon lass, just lay down. Ah want my bed to reek of yer cunt- soap hooks his chin over ur shoulder and asks if he can do it all again tomorrow.

[hattersarts]

do you have any tips for someone who wants to get serious about making comics/comic panels? love your art btw x

JUST DO IT

Have a read through Understanding Comics by Scott McCloud, extremely great book talking about the medium of comics, it's long but my god is it good. I think chapter 4 is particularly useful for ppl w/o a lot of comic experience.

Remember that comics are not storyboards for tv/film, they do things way cooler than that (see tip #2) 😎

Read lots of comics!! i consumed manga in my teens at an unholy pace + learnt a lot unconsciously while doing so. (I read a lot less now unfortunately and maybe manage a graphic novel every 6 months)

JUST DO IT, DONT THINK, JUST MAKE COMICS, THEY MIGHT BE BAD OR A LITTLE UNCREATIVE AT FIRST AND THAT'S GREAT BC YOU MADE A COMIC AND YOU ONLY GET BETTER WITH PRACTICE, JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!

[funtergeist]

papyrus loves mail but he never gets any.. booooo/......

good ending

[appeypie]

ohmygod i LOVE the idea of transmasc mettaton absolutely confusing the fuck out of tenna. not because he’s weird abt it or something but because i’m assuming a trans robot requires some degree of skill with computers and that old man is so dogshit with that stuff. he tries his best anyway and mtt loves him for it.

I think it’s more of an old tech x newer tech thing period.

Tenna is a bit out of his element so he may get a little insecure.... he doesnt realize MTT doesnt gaf about things being 'outdated'. He loves clunky old tech. Tenna just tries not to press anything on accident. There are so many buttons. What do they even do.

[kianamaiart]

The irony that any pro-Palestine cause you advocate for will result in you losing your job at Disney because they are run by evil incarnate and will make you and all the other artists suffer for fascism while Iger just buys another fleet of yachts will all the money he's saving screwing you over.

You won't lose your job for it (or at least I haven't seen it happen within TVA). Myself and many of my peers are vocally pro-palestine and thankfully haven't faced any repercussions. A lot of us found that we're able to make donations to palestinian relief funds or charities and make disney match our donations which is nice. It'd be cool if the company did it on their own but hey, it's something

[milfsisyphus]

the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.

[fishtrouts]

So we've meet Hopper's family but what about Swordfish?

Since you were all so curious! :)

Swordfish was still in the egg when it happened. His parents weren’t the traditional gold-hoarding, conquest-hungry kind of dragons. They guarded the land without meddling in human affairs.

When Avoryx, a malevolent wyrm ruined and twisted by her own past, came down from the sky, she destroyed everything and everyone she saw as a threat to her future offspring. Her only goal was make the world safe for the child she hadn't yet hatched. She defeated Swordfish’s parents in battle, though she got grievously injured herself. The dragon slinked away to tend to her wounds, leaving the egg undiscovered.

Avoryx’s conquest marked a new era of fear and despair, but over time, she slowed, and the land recovered. But by now she has made so many enemies, and her past will catch up to her. Dragons like her always meet the sword.

But anyway she doesn’t eat Swordfish because he’s Hopper’s best friend forever and she doesn’t want to make her rosy-hued baby sad!

[stealingpotatoes]

Do you have a favorite Clone?

basic as hell but it's bestie rex <3

(tip jar! // comms status)

[infectiouspiss]

opinions on chess?

too complicated, but i like the horsies

[nartothelar]

anger management joltik

[bimmyjimmy]

hey. hey jimmy. *reaches out and takes off one of his ears. eats it. crunchy like a pringles chip* ok thank you

NOO not my pringle!!!!!

[akanemnon]

Now that I think about it. What happened to Gerson in chapter 4 is basically what happened to Chara and Asriel. All 3 died and were restricted in the dark worlds.

(It wasn't confirmed if Gerson was a darkner but it's safe to assume)

Yeah, that's something I'm retroactively pretty damn happy about. I was thinking in a similar direction that Toby was.

Call it a lucky guess.

[cacen]

Didn’t you also try to convince us that microwave was some ludicrous thing in Welsh?

EXCUSE ME. AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, ARE YOU INSINTUATING THAT I WAS PRO-POPTY PING?

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I WAS DOING THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THAT THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

[smallpwbbles]

Cue tiny Jax biting Evil Jax like the chihuahua he is.

Literally tries decapitating with his bare teeth

[batboyblog]

idk what the feeling is but watching Trump say "Shylocks" Grok declare itself "MechaHitler" and someone hack Elmo's twitter account to make the muppet say "kill all the Jews" all this month.

and the Goyish reaction seems to be "lol okay thats weird" and like laugh it off, act like its a weird one off, a strange aberrations, and then move on at once.

It's like what? do we need to do? to get people who aren't Jewish to see this shit as real and serious? particularly with Trump people were like "oh look Trump's using old timey slurs that no one's heard since the 1930s!" and its like no bitch I've been called that shit to my face.

people totally ignored that someone made one of the most beloved children's TV characters say "kill all the Jews" and the Grok thing....

the Grok thing is the worst because like Grok is not a person, an AI is not a person. It's an amalgamation of everything you find on-line. it should be alarm bells for all of us that if you take the safety off an AI it automatically goes full Nazi because there's SO! much of that on-line, the internet defaults to Nazism...

and yet no one cares, no one will take antisemitism seriously ever.