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[tinydancerfreelancersblog]

[coyging]

[mister-warmth]

My new favorite pictures of Clont Eroinwood

[etrevil]

DID I JUST HEAR FYODOR CALL DAZAI "Dazai dear" IN THE DUB

AND CHUUYA'S CONSCIOUS IN THE BACK LIKE 😭

[kukkapuro]

*Accidentally leaves a piece of cheese out on his counter* Oh no... how could Renji be so clumsy and do such a thing... Guess this is a chance for a certain arrancar to come and steal it.... while Renji's not looking - oh no!

🐾👀 ...sniff sniff... SNIFFFFF... CHEEEESE?!?! 🧀🧠💥💥💥

💨💨—WHOOMPF.💨💨

A blur of wiggle and zoom SLAMS into the countertop then liiiiifts to peek at the surface!!! 🎯🐶 Kukkapūro STARES at the cheese. This is an emergency. 🔥🧀 Experts (aka: Kukkapūro. It’s just him. He’s the expert.) say cheese must NEVER be left unsupervised!!! That’s a LAW!!! 📜🐾⚖️

He slooooowly reaches up one paw… another… little pink tongue sticking out in heroic focus… 😤👅🐾 SUCCESS!!! THE CHEESE HAS BEEN NEUTRALIZED!!! 🍽️🧀✨

A waggle-wag note is left behind, scribbled in crayon (probably)

“dear renjisama, i has saved ur home from unguarded dairy. 🧀💀 u r welcome. 💪🐶 pls leave out 5-7 more just in case. 🍖 sincerely, kukkapūro, cheese enforcement unit (c.e.u.) officer level: MAXIMUM.” 🐾🎖️🚓🧀💕

[napping-sapphic]

Nono, I won't ignore that post, Especially not when you're as right as you are. Being The Reliable One is cool until you need help, which is where suddenly no one's cool with you. And it gets worse when you feel like you're crumbling like a sandcastle during high tide because, somehow, even less people are there for you. But if you're unavailable during their time of need then you're a bad person :)

can you tell I'm bitter about this

P.S. I relate to you and I'm sorry people are so stinky to you. May I offer you a Very Shaped strawberry in these trying times?

Ahh i’m sorry it was relatable to you! :( you definitely have it down pat there😪 It’s certainly not fun and it can really wear you down so i hope good things have been and will keep coming to you <3!!

As for me, I’m all okay! I usually just say to ignore my posts like that because they usually only occur when it’s late and i’m spiraling or upset for whatever reason😅 thank you very much for the sweet ask though! It made me smile! <3 promise there’s no need to ever worry about me :) <3

Also also!! A VERY good strawberry🥰🥰🥰

[heruvimi]

~Drinks from kj center~🍡🍑（＾Ｏ＾☆♪

[c0mmiesandcocaine]

The clyde cash/liquid chris call has a permanent spot in my brain

[tinydancerfreelancersblog]

[frumpytaco]

It’s fruit night!!!!!

[reddye23]

[cannibalismrequired]

When you are getting battered with an onslaught of fruits, absolutely pummeled with the stuff, and your aggressor pauses to give you some sagely advice:

[supersabzimandi]

super sabzi mandi

[couturefaith]

[magical-butterflies]

NOA.????

[samanthamulder]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANNA!!!!!!! hope ur having the best day love u 💓🫂🥳🎁🙇🏽‍♀️ <- (me bowing down to the gif making genius)

djshfks NO PLS 🤭 thank you <33 and have a wonderful day yourself! :)