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[thelittleautisticgirl]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! :D Okay okay okay okay so-- so!! If you guys were animals, what would you all be??? What are your favourites, which are you most like? Would the animal you choose be different to what your friends think you are?

Hiiiiiiii so sorry it took so long to get back to you on this, anon ;-;

going to be doing "what would you all be" as images ;-;

we'll add emojis when we edit it after we post it because its a pain to put them in on the laptop :')

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We selected these based on mostly vibes, favourite animals and species of the beings being asked in that order. we may reblog this in future with the answers to the rest of your questions to the best of our ability

we'll put the emoji sign offs as text first until we edit it to add the actual emojis so bear with us ^-^

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[jtl07]

SPACE COWBOYS PLEASE 🤠🚀🐎🪐

3-2-1 let's jam! *cue horns* :D idk if it works but hopefully it works? kinda fun to think through, actually. thanks for being not mean this time :P

Beatrice doesn't notice anything wrong until she's already finished her rounds at the ranch. 

Normally, it takes her no more than two hours: she checks in with her assistant about the robots she'd repaired recently, confirms her schedule for the next couple days (I see the relation to surgeries but D, I'm far from being a doctor, please just call me Beatrice), goes to see those in recovery for herself before spending time with the swarms in the semi-enclosed space connected to the facility, letting them swirl around her, buzzing and beeping with stories of their latest travels, leaving little trinkets of warped metal and stardust in her palms. 

She's taking her spacesuit off and logging the results of her inspection of the enclosure when she sees a planter out of place, no more than an inch off from where it used to be. But it's not the measurement that matters but the fact that it's been moved.

She glances up at the circulation vent above it. Purses her lips and rolls her eyes. 

"You couldn't have just come through the front door like a normal person?" 

A shadow in the corner shifts. Materializes into a person, taller than Beatrice but just as somber. 

Lilith. 

Beatrice resists the urge to sigh as she stows the space suit in the closet, pockets the trinkets in her coat. "Tea?" she asks, already reaching for the kettle. 

"She's alive." 

The kettle doesn't drop but it's a near thing - Beatrice continues the motion as if nothing had happened. Sets it on the small stovetop with perhaps a bit more force than necessary. "We buried her five years ago." 

"You did." It's as sharp as the words Lilith doesn't say: I didn't. "She was seen on Jupiter just last week -"

"Lilith." 

"- and on Venus three months before that. Mars too." 

"For God's sake, Lilith -"

"You weren't the only one who loved her!"  

Beatrice closes her eyes. Feels Lilith's trembling from across the room. Clenches her fists to stop her own.

She opens her eyes to see Lilith pulling out an envelope from her coat, hands only slightly shaking as she holds it out to Beatrice. Her eyes are dark, a touch desperate; the years haven't been kind to her. Beatrice's heart aches at the sight. More at Lilith's words: "I wouldn't have come if I wasn't sure." 

Beatrice stares at the envelope for a long beat. Thinks of the life she's built, the quiet here, the robots she tends to, the healing they've done together. Knows that all of it will change now. Has, already. 

Her jaw clenches before she finally sets down the tea canister. Takes the envelope. 

They switch places - Beatrice hovering at the corner of the table while Lilith prepares the tea. It's halfway to steeping when Beatrice finally speaks. "Who else have you told?" 

"No one." Lilith's answer is immediate, almost affronted at the thought. 

"Keep it that way," Beatrice says as she hands the envelope back to Lilith. She takes one of the mugs and walks away. 

Lilith sputters, follows. "That's it? You're not even going to ask - how can you just -" 

Beatrice tunes her out as she walks down the maze of corridors. She stops in the library, sips her tea as she presses her palm to a hidden panel, motions for the still-ranting Lilith to follow her into the darkened chamber it reveals. 

"Look here," Beatrice finally interrupts, gesturing towards the retinal scan next to a locked door. It's only then that Lilith seems to take in their surroundings. Realizes that they've arrived at Beatrice's home. 

They step into a warmth that eases a part of Beatrice's soul every time she comes home; still does, even though it's bittersweet now. With Lilith here, it means the end of what's been a near idyllic reprieve. It was good while it lasted, Beatrice thinks as she sets her mug down on the counter. 

Feels Lilith freeze when they hear a voice call out from around the corner: "Hey lover -" 

A woman they both know bounces into view, brown eyes, bright smile; a woman very much alive.

"Ava?" Lilith breathes. 

Beatrice slips her hands into her pockets, shrugs when Ava meets her gaze. Watches as the surprise on Ava's face shifts into resignation. "Lover number two is here as well," Beatrice announces unnecessarily. Glances at Lilith, still shell-shocked beside her. "Lilith says you were on Jupiter last week.

Ava frowns. "No, I wasn't." 

"Precisely." Beatrice looks between the two of them and sighs. "I'm making a pot of tea." 

[ragnarockz]

[stumbles into you ask box]

“the worst part is that i trust you. more than anyone else. and it kills me.”

"i kissed someone to forget you. didn’t work. shocking, right?"

“you said you hated me. so why did you come looking when i left?”

- vidal/agnes pls 🫡😍

(or just one of these if 3 is too much! Thank youuu 🫶🏽)

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“the worst part is that i trust you. more than anyone else. and it kills me.”

FEATURING MY COWBOY!AU OF AGNES AND VIDAL! 🤠🤠🐎🌵

yee fucking haw but not in the way you expect it to be!

We Ride at Dusk playlist

She rode in from town before the sky could even blush pink; not unlike her face and neck when I pressed my lips to them and smothered her in kisses and soft bites. Her hat was pulled down low over her eyes and I couldn't tell if they were cloudless blue or, the way the sky changes darker when the stars come out. Deep and brooding.

That was Agnes all the time, unless of course, she had that smirk splayed upon her lips like someone holding back a secret. She didn't have many of them, secrets, not with how the way she looked at me and let her fingers dance upon my forever-warm skin.

"Why the hell do we stay out here anyway?"

I could tell she didn't mean what she said as she dropped from her horse and led him away over to mine. I waited for Agnes to come back; waited for her to tip her hat back so I could say my answer to her face.

But, she never tipped it back. She just ducked her way into our tent and waited for me to follow her inside.

"Ask me again, Agnes."

She turned her head to look at me and scanned my face as if all the answers to life out here would be revealed. Her chin jutted forward and her voice dropped low as she started undressing in front of me.

"Why the hell...do we stay out here?"

I know I couldn't look away from her; not with the look she was giving me in return. She was gauging just how quick she needed to be to make an exit or, how many steps to fully embrace me depending on my answer she was waiting for to fall out of my mouth.

"Because, Agnes, no one out there wants either of us..."

This landscape is unrelenting in ways people believe they know but fail to ever discover, experience. She and I knew it always, like an extra sun-bleached bone in our bodies that never failed to remind us that we were different.

Harsh and hot; mysterious and cold. These two things existed in tandem just like the two of us. Dancing always between beautiful and terrifying.

That lazy, sly grin bloomed over Agnes' lips before she licked them and stared me down like I was the only source of life left in the desert.

In some ways, I fully was.

The worst part was that sometimes, Agnes didn't realize it. Those were times, like now, where she kicked off her dust-coated boots and dropped to the floor of the tent and found herself rummaging through her things as if a thief had come in here during the night and stole her reasons.

She was, at times, someone without reason. No thief could take what wasn't there.

"What happened this morning?"

It was my turn to ask questions as Agnes turned to watch me from over her bare shoulder.

"You joining me?"

Her response flew over my words in a desperate attempt to dodge and seduce me at the same time.

Snake coiling around a mouse.

Her face was open and unafraid and that made me feel the same, so much so that I did decide to join her. I undressed as if my clothes were suddenly set on fire from the desert heat that still managed to seep into our tent.

I heard her blow air out through her nose and shift her weight against the floor of the tent as if that phantom limb between her legs was making her uncomfortable. I didn't dare look down into her lap as she turned herself around to face me.

"The people in town don't like me...or you..."

"I wonder why that is."

She snorted louder and drew her leg up and away; sitting with one knee up to her chest and her left leg down straight out on the floor. Her right forearm rested on her high knee which caused her right breast to raise slightly.

She looked dangerous; just like the scorpions that hid in between the cool, shaded rocks. She wanted me to put my hand in between her and wait foolishly for her to strike.

I watched her watch me as I took two and a half steps over to her before I myself dropped to my hands and knees in between her strong legs. She blew out her cheeks; prideful and smug. The scorpion was winning ever so slowly.

"The people in town...think we're up to no good..."

Agnes whispered as her eyes fell to stare at my bottom lip. Her hand reached out to cup the side of my face and her calloused thumb brushed over the curve of my jaw which ticked in anticipation against her skin.

I melted, like most things do in the desert, under that touch. Craved it like the last drop of water from my canteen. Desired it like the last wool blanket thrown over myself in the dangerously cold night.

"The people...don't trust us, Vidal..."

Slow and steady like a desert tortoise, Agnes' words fell from her chapped lips before she pulled me closer. Her mouth ghosted against mine but not fully; not sealing just yet so I, could get my final words in before she struck.

"The worst part is...that I trust you...more than anyone else...and it kills me..."

The moan that rose from her throat invoked my own before we drew together in a heavy kiss. We shut one another up as her hand left my face for more pressing areas of my body. She drew me in close so was basically sitting on her lap with the gnawing desire in the pit of my stomach to help myself.

The shy go hungry or so it was said.

I lifted myself up from her and heard a frustrating moan tumble from her lips. She watched in fury as I moved away, as if I was dissing her and her attempt to woo me even more than she already had. My right hand reached out to her, to her base so I could hold her steady as I sat myself down onto her cock.

The moan that fell from her lips then was like water hitting the hot sand; sizzling out with such intensity that her hands flew up and grabbed my hips and pushed me down without a second thought. I felt myself fill and stretch and knew for a fact that she was trying her hardest to twitch inside of me.

"Tell me...Vidal...please..."

Agnes really had to force her words out as she helped guide my hips; rolling and grinding down onto her. Her skin was sticky and hot; coated always with a sheen of sweat. The hair on her body curled with moisture just like the ends of her ponytail and it made me smile to see her so vulnerable in front of me, below me.

"...I'll never be able...to get away from you..not ever..."

Agnes threw her head back and let her mouth fall open; eyes closing and the lines between her eyebrows deepened. Those blunt nails of hers dug in deeper, pressed into my hip bones as she lunged upwards in her movements. She wanted me dangerously filled; bubbling over with so much satisfaction that there would be no reason ever for me to get away.

The image of Agnes' wrist rolling with the itchy coil of rope held loose in her fingers seeped into my mind as I let my body take over and my mind drift away. Her wrist kept rolling before she whistled long and loud and the flick of her wrist came forward and the rope left her fingers. She had managed to wrangle in something out in that valley; something that she wasn't going to let get away.

"comeonVidal...come for me...you...sweetfucking thing...fuck..."

I tried to pull my mind back as Agnes' words pressed into the side of my face; hot and wet just as the growing intensity between our legs had followed suit. She knew I was close by the way my breath continued to hitch higher in my throat before it evaporated into nothing and then, like a clash of thunder, a deep, rolling wave fell in a low moan.

I fell forward then, exhausted from her and from the way my body took too much that it was almost too much. I could feel my lower abdomen hold tight and then relax and a deep, sinking feeling filled me and I felt a warm rush not unlike those falls Agnes and I had rode out to see. I felt her hand move around my hip to rub at my lower back; lazy and desperate as she soothed me down from my orgasm. I took my chances here to breathe large mouthfuls of air.

The rope tightened then around my neck and the crunch of boots against hot rocks and sand came closer. It was Agnes, always Agnes as she stood there before me with the sun at her back. Hat tipped low so I couldn't see her eyes; secrets she couldn't hide from me.

Not now, not ever.

[psychics4unet]

Hello I would love to know more information on one of my Guides, he's an Ancestor btw He's Male, Younger, maybe 24? I'm picking up something about spanish infulenza 1918, anyway I saw him wearing a brown hat cowboy hat, he had big doe eyes, soft feautures, he's Mexcian/spanish btw from my bio father's side, which that side I never know anything about, I'm also getting he was a Gaucho, aka a Spanish/Mexcian cowboy, he rangled Horses? I saw a Lasso, I also got the impression dates of 1930's 1940's? a ranch? Is his name Georgio?? Thank you! N.V.W.

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As I connect with the crystal ball, I sense your Ancestor’s energy strongly, and I see three key symbols related to him. Let me describe what’s coming through: 🌙✨

First, a cowboy hat appears clearly in the crystal ball. It matches what you’ve described - a brown cowboy hat, worn proudly. This confirms his connection to the ranching life and his role as a Gaucho. The hat represents his connection to both his heritage and his duties on the land. 🤠🌾

Next, a horse’s silhouette appears galloping through the mist. The horse symbolizes freedom, strength, and his skill in handling livestock. This reinforces the idea that he worked with horses, perhaps as a ranch hand or even leading cattle. 🐎💨

Finally, I see a lasso floating through the mist. The lasso confirms your vision of him as a rancher and cowpoke, tying into his Gaucho identity. This suggests that he had a practical and skilled nature, handling livestock and using tools of his trade with ease. 🪶🌵

summary: 🤠 His presence is strongly tied to the cowboy or Gaucho lifestyle, with the cowboy hat, horse, and lasso confirming his role on a ranch. While I don’t sense a direct confirmation of the name “Georgio,” the energy is clear - he was a skilled, hardworking individual from a ranching background, likely around the time you mentioned. The connection to the Spanish/Mexican side of your family is vivid, and his life in the 1930s-1940s rings true. 🌟💫

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[trenchcoatsbi]

Neither of us that are fronting have kins (i think-) so we're just gonna answer system style instead :>

Share your kin memories!

I remember having game and movie nights with my uncle paul :D We would often invite over my friends and one of his close friends and we'd make it a big family night!! It was really fun, and I miss themmmmm -🏃💨 Richie

Is there any foods from your kins that you can’t have anymore/miss? (Big Q asks for your favourite ice cream flavors)

We honestly used to eat unedible things so. Yes!!!! We ate things such as rocks, drywall, styrofoam (OUR FAVORITE), slime, and a buuunch of otherstuff :)) OH and our favorite ice cream flavor would be ROCKY ROAD >:D!!!!!! -🐎🤠 Sherrif Horseshoes

My favorite foods are all available to us now so I don't have anything to say there, but my favorite ice cream flavor would have to be between anything with a ton of chocolate in it and mint chocolate chip !!! -🏃💨 Richie

What was/is your favorite thing about Minecraft?

EVERYHTING!!!!!!!! WE ALL LOVE MINECRAFT ITS ONE OF OUR SPECIAL INTERESTS WE LOVE EVERYTING ABOUT IT -🏃💨 Richie

Who do you miss the most?

MY UNCLE. HAS TO BE MY UNCLE. My parents kicked me out and my uncle took me in without ANY hesitation!!!!! He's a really really good guy and I love him and miss him SOOOO much :(. He was my only (blood related) family to keep caring about me :((( -🏃💨 Richie

ACK its hard to choose 0_o I'd say our closest friends, Martyn and Mumbo :D! We have so many great friends its hard to choose, but we find ourselves missing them the most. they were really important to us!!! -🐎🤠 Sherrif Horseshoes

What’s the best thing about being kin AN ALTER for you?

In our old life, we used to be on the run all the time, so we would never have a lot of time to be us!!! but now we can just exist as we are and not have to worry about anything like that :) its awfully freeing now <3 -🐎🤠 Sherrif Horseshoes

If you could swap your kins/kintypes SOURCES, would you?

Nope!!!!! Both of us have a pretty good relationship with our sources and memories n junk, we like ourselves as we are now and we wouldn't give them up for the world :> -🏃💨 Richie

What’s your favorite music? Additionally, do any songs help you get into shift?

I don't think either of us have favorite music honestly? I like weird al and listening to game soundtracks, and Sherrif Horseshoes doesn't really listen to music at all lol -🏃💨 Richie

N E WEYYY I know this ask game wasn't aimed towards systems but we made it work!! Hopefully you don't mind me changing it up a bit for us :3. I'll make sure that at least one of us who kins answers these (..at some point-),,

-thesculksys

OH IM SORRY! systems can answer the game too! I'll switch up the wording later to make it more for everyone :D

ANYWAY THE MINECRAFT ONE IS REALLY SUPER BASED. HIGH FIVE

[chaotic-iguana]

yeehaw 🤠🐎

the answer is obviously no they're made up by americans as a prank to the rest of the world u expect me to believe yall have half naked white men or horses with straw in their teeth and funky accents just unleashed on the world unchecked?

[rivastraut]

🫐 - what's your sleeping arrangement with your f/o like? do you share a bed? do they cuddle you, or talk in their sleep?

(Howdy kilroy 🤠 🐎)

@tyrianludaship

Ask game!

HI TY FOR THE ASK I'LL BE ANSWERING THESE NOW <3<3<3 🫐 - what's your sleeping arrangement with your f/o like? do you share a bed? do they cuddle you, or talk in their sleep?

Me and Mike love to cuddle together in the same bed! Mike is really quiet but snores lol and I tend to sleeptalk sometimes haha (we like any cuddle position but like to face each other so we can hug :3)

[muffinpink02]

I think because you answered an ask about your favourite sex positions and it’s like that’s you in those positions, right? Because doggy is my favourite position too but I’m not the one getting on all fours… Totally put it in your bio 😅

Ahhh true! You’re right. 🤸

Yes it’s me being f*cked on all fours, and it’s me riding the strap 🤠 🐎

Lool I might just make a post every other day to remind you all 😂 but also anon that asked, please don’t think I was being a dick. It just made me laugh how often I was getting asked!

[caterpillarinacave]

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Hi all, welcome to me blog! You can go ahead and call me Caterpillar or some other variation of the user name. I just really like some characters and this is where I talk about them. Henry and Charlotte Fairchild mean the world to me. Night At The Museum, FE Awakening, and RWBY are some other fandoms I post about.

Ask box is always open though I‘m generally slow to answer. That being said, feel free to pop in with thoughts, headcannons, ramblings or whatever; I love getting asks! If you have a fic, playlist, moodboard, etc request drop it in the inbox, especially if it involves my favorite characters- no guarantees I’ll get to it but I never mind taking a look.

If you’d like to be on a tag list for my fanworks let me know, I’ll add you.

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Some of my fics:

Mea Culpa - The Infernal Devices

I really meant "I love you" - Pre-TID

To Love, To Long, and To Fear - Post TLH/TID

Qui Totum Vult Totum Perdit - Pre-TID

Nothing But Now - Pre-TID

Doubt Truth To Be A Liar - Pre-TID

"Miu" - Night At The Museum

Tempus - Night At The Museum

Carissime - Night At The Museum

Crimson Ash - RWBY

You Can't Bring Me Back - RWBY

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Spotify Original Character Playlists:

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☕📰🕰 Fairwell 🕰📰☕ / 🌘🥀Pre-TID Fairwell🥀🌘

❣🪞Jessamine Lovelace🪞❣ / 🌙🥀 Alastair Carstairs 🥀🌙

🍷🎭✨ Matthew Fairchild✨🎭🍷

🏺⚔🤠Jedtavius🤠⚔🏺/ 🔺 ⚔ 🏛 Octavius🏛 ⚔🔺 /

🔹🐎🌵 Jedediah🌵 🐎🔹 / 🚖🦴🔦 Larry Daley 🔦🦴🚖

🚬🖤💥 Roman Torchwick💥🖤🚬 / 🤎🍨🔪 Neo Politan🔪🍨🤎

🦪🌑🌊Orm Marius🌊🌑🦪 / ⛰ ♘ Sir. Frederick The Wary ♘⛰ /

📽🫁✉Pearl Lippert✉🫁📽 / ❣📄🛌 Dena Denwood 🛌📄❣

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Moodboards:

Breathing Room Moodboards (work in progress)

TID Moodboards (work in progress, some to be re-done)

Post TLH Moodboards (some to be re-done)

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Sideblogs:

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As a final note, I don’t tolerate bigotry. Everyone deserves rights. People deserve to live full, happy, safe and authentic lives. End of story.

[ratcatcher0325]

Nobody’s Fool (Cowboy One Shot Part #1)

Howdy, Y’all! (Ugh, I NEVER say y’all but it feels necessary, here) Guess what???? @narrans informed me that TODAY is National Day of the Cowboy!!! 🥳🤠🐎

So in honor of this holiday I did not know existed, I wanted to give some love to our pocket-sized cowpoke, Penn! Sadly, I didn’t have time to write the full thing in one go like I was hoping to, so you all will have to wait for Part #2 to get the rest of this little story. 

This takes place pretty immediately after the events of Nobody’s Fool, but you don’t really need any context to read it. Please enjoy the dumb fluffy thoughts from my brain. 

CW: Adult Language

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Read all of Nobody’s Fool HERE.

Next: Part 2

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NOBODY’S FOOL

Cowboy Day One Shot Part #1: Save a Horse...

Word Count: 1,915 Read Time: Approx. 15 mins

[Eveline’s POV]

Shuffling my way back from the kitchen, arms full of candy, snacks and freshly mixed drinks, I mumbled through the package of Reese’s Pieces clenched between my teeth, “Alright boys….” I settled on the couch beside Trav, Penn lounging comfortably, perched between our shoulders on the back cushion, his legs dangling over the edge. The night with its purplish blue haze of clouds and stars gave us no light through the windows and so I could only make out the silvery silhouettes of the two men, by the harsh reflection of the television screen. I put all the junk food and drinks down on the coffee table in a clumsy pile.

Penn and I had taken to spending quite a bit of time at Travis’s apartment, lately. We didn’t want to fully move in to our fixer upper until the renovations for the smaller of the two of us were completed. And to be honest, the labor of assembling furniture and shoving boxes around had gotten to be too much. Especially in the blazing Texas summer heat. Penn had done his utmost to help in every way he could, but even his little feet had begun to drag by the end of the day, and we’d decided, fuck it… we deserved to have some fun.

Well, that had been the routine for just about every day this week, we’d work until we were too lazy and sweat soaked to keep going and we’d bring booze and food to Trav’s and veg out. Once I finally sat, propping an elbow up on the back of the couch and settling my fingers in Penn’s lap which he warmly took in his own small hands, I continued my sentence, “What’s on the docket for tonight?”

Travis responded first. I could tell I was going to hate the answer he gave just by the mischievous twinkle in his eye, “Well, the list recommended either worst horse movie ever or worst sports movie ever and Penn picked the horse movie.”

Penn piped up, like he was Travis’s hype man, “Zac fucking Efron is in it, Ev!”

“No!” I audibly groaned. The boys cackled with delight, “God fucking dammit, you two! You’re still bound and determined to watch every recommendation on that stupid list? Can’t we please watch something actually good, please??? I’m begging you! We only have so much finite time on this earth and you two idiots want to waste it watching every ‘worst movie ever’ for every sub-genre of film? Why?!”

Penn cleared his throat, dramatically before launching into it, “You probably don’t realize this about us, my sweet, wonderful, naïve love… but Travis and I are simple men. I know we hide it extremely well what with all our sophistication and charm… but, we don’t need your fancy art house films. We just want to get drunk and watch movies that are so bad you couldn’t recreate them that poorly if you actively tried. C’mon! Don’t be such a downer! Admit it, you thought ‘The Room’ was hilarious!”

“I did until I’ve had to listen to you quote it fucking nonstop everyday for a week!”

“Awww, c’mon, Ev! You’re just a chicken, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep…!” Penn fully embodied his performance of the line from the worst movie ever made, even trying his hand at the lead actor’s weird accent. I had to admit the whole display was pretty cute. It made me want to pluck him up and kiss him. But no, I had to stop myself. He didn’t get to win that easily!

“Travis, why? Why do you hate me? You know him.” I pointed to the tiny man perched between us, “He does not know how to shut up. He won’t stop doing this. Every day it’s like the same five quotes… over and over and over! He’s psychologically torturing me!!” I pointed a finger at my friend’s chest, “You knew this would happen didn't you? Are the two of you in cahoots to try and make my brain turn to mush by watching this garbage?”

Travis beamed, having way too much fun at my expense, “But this one is garbage… with horses!!! You’ll love it! It’ll be like old times! C’mon, Ev!”

******

“Old times? Have you guys seen this movie before?” I was situated between the two humans, each of their shoulders close enough for me to touch if I wanted. I loved my vantage point from up here. I was only a few inches shy of being eye level with these two people and I had a perfect view of the tv screen. Call me an agent of chaos but I loved teasing Eveline like this. It was fun remembering that I could actually make her squirm every now and again.

I noticed her stiffen slightly when I asked the question, Travis was the one to reply, seeming not to notice her shift in body language, “Hm? Oh, no. Not this movie. We’ve never seen it. I meant that Ev used to—“

“Travis? Do you want to watch your dumb movie or not?” Huh. What was her problem?

“Hey… what’re you so cagey about all the sudden?” I crawled on my hands and knees and leaned on her. I delicately stroked the thin fabric that covered her shoulder, giving her my biggest, most impressive puppy dog eyes. I knew all too well just how to get precisely what I wanted from her.

“Penn! Don’t you dare! Don’t look at me like that! You know I can’t say no to you when you look like that! It’s not fair! You’re evil, you know that??” She was shoving me playfully with her fingers as she spoke. So clearly whatever it was wasn’t that big of a deal. But still, curiosity got the best of me, I had to know!

I pulled out the big guns, and placed an outstretched palm on her chin, “Please Ev, I love you…. So much… and I just wanna be here for you through whatever Travis is very rudely insisting you reveal….”

“Hey! I thought you were on my team! And aren’t you doing the same—“ Travis was mockingly indignant.

I lifted a harsh finger in the air. If I could have reached I would’ve silenced his lips with my hand, “Ah, ah ah! Let the lady speak!”

She sighed, pinching my wrist between her fingers and kissing the palm of my hand sweetly, “You’re a wicked little man, you know that?” She opened her mouth to speak but Travis got there sooner.

“Believe it or not, but, Eveline was once a horse girl…”

I burst out laughing, “You? No! What? Really??” My head was ping-ponging from left to right, taking in the countenances of both people.

“Shut up! Fuck you both! This is why I didn’t want you to open your big mouth!” She shoved at Travis’s chest, making the whole couch shake a bit, I was beside myself, this was goddamn hilarious! She continued, moaning with embarrassment, “God! It’s so lame! What a stereotype right? A Texas girl who rides horses? Blegh! Anyway, I haven’t ridden since I was like 10, so, I don’t think it counts.”

Trav, once again, was quicker on the draw, “Oh, it counts!!!” Then, suddenly, a new idea popped in his head as he turned to face me, “Which I guess makes her more of a cowpoke than you are, Penn! Everybody knows you have to have experience with horses in order to consider yourself a true cowboy…. Or girl… or cowperson for people who don’t fall into those categories…”

I gasped, “Fuck! You’re right! I’m a total fraud! I’m not even from here.” I scrambled over to face Travis, making a big show of cupping my hands and pretending to whisper secretly to my copper-haired friend, “Don’t tell Ev this… but I’m a complete hack. I’m just a city boy hiding behind a hat… I have no idea what I’m doing! Man to man, you gotta help me out! I don’t want her to break up with me when she finds out I’m a liar!” All three of us cackled through this.

He said his first sentence in a faux whisper to me, before speaking at normal volume, “Well, let’s fix that, then! Let’s turn this cowboy into a cowman! Whaddya think, Ev?”

“Never say that ever again!”

Well now was my chance to stoke the fire because how could I not? “What?? Cowman????”

She buried her head in her hands, cringing at the stupidity, “It sounds like a terrible off-brand superhero!”

Travis continued, unfazed, “But, for real, I have an uncle with some land and a couple of horses only an hour’s drive from here.”

*************

I watched as Penn’s entire body stood at rapt attention. His eyes growing wide. I had to nip that in the bud, right now, “No… no, I am not taking him to a horse ranch… absolutely not! That’s just asking for trouble.”

“Awww, c’mon Ev….I wanna be a real cowman!!!” He sunk to his knees clasping his hands together and begging unabashedly. What is your deal little man?! Do you have no shame??

“No, you’re not gonna guilt me into this one… it’s dangerous. Even for humans it can be extremely dangerous. Can’t we just watch the dumb Zac Efron movie now?” Even though I asked it, I knew as well as they did that we were far past the movie, at this point.

Slowly at first and then gaining in tempo, the little man beside my shoulder started to chant fucking cowman over and over and over again. Travis joined him. My love and my best friend were having the time of their lives. That tiny troublemaker brought out the best and the worst in all of us didn’t he? I groaned,“Trav! Stop it! Stop encouraging him! Penn! Hush! I’m not budging on this! It’s not safe! Do you have any idea how big horses are?!”

Penn didn’t seem to be listening to a word I was saying. Instead he was crawling across the couch cushion as fast as his unsteady feet could carry him, before hand over fist, climbing on to my shoulder and standing at his full five and one quarter inches before my face. He placed a warm little hand on either side of the bridge of my nose. Kissing my sweetly, softly. I melted. I loved those little kisses with my whole being. I couldn’t help reaching around and stroking his spine with my finger tips. “Come on, Ev. My entire brand, depends on this. This is my identity we are talking about. What if my fans find out? Everything will come crashing down if I, Penn, do not ride a horse. Please, my love, my beautiful guardian angel, have pity on the poor man you see before you, in dire and desperate need. I’ll never ask for anything ever again. I can lie to my fans, but I’ll never be able to lie to myself. I must right this wrong.”

I rolled my eyes into the back of my skull, “Oh-my-fucking-god-fine.”

The boys erupted into celebration. Penn was literally jumping up and down, giving Travis a hilariously mismatched high five, fist pumping the air and dunking an invisible football… what an idiot. I’m deeply, passionately in love with a tiny idiot.

And just like that, it was settled, we’d drive out to Travis’s family farm at first light tomorrow.

[thelittleautisticgirl]

What does typing with a Southern Drawl look like? xDD

🐎🤠 answering, ⚫️🌌 translating (reminder, this is currently how the body interprets how 🐎🤠 speaks, 🐎🤠 can turn off the accent if they choose (benfits of being a reality warper) but this is as close as we can (currently) get -⚫️🌌)

Well, for starters, there's a lotta missin' letters, cut-off that kinda thin', ah tend to speak an' type "i's" as "ah's" and "i'm" becomes "ah'm" an' if the last letter of a word is a "g" or a "d" it ten's to get missed as for the slan', ah use it but not much as it confuses Lyxie and the others

(especially 🐦‍⬛🏍 for Reasons that are Private -⚫️🌌)

[Translation:]

Well for starters, there's a lot of missing letters, cut-offs, that kind of thing, I tend to speak and type the "i's" as "ah's" and "i'm" becomes "ah'm" and if the last letter of a word is a "g" or a "d", it tends to be missed. As for the slang, i use it but not as much, as it confuses Lyxie (🌌) and the others

[End translation]

Also, am i correct in thinking you're the same anon as the previous one with the emojis? If youd like a sign off for yourself, go for it -⚫️🌌

[offonaherosjourney]

Howdy yawl. It’s me Rick grimes. Listen, I know what ur thinking

🤠 what does little ole’ icky Ricky want with a skunk like me 🏃‍♀️ well partner 🫂 quit YAPPING and open your heart (NOT IN A ZOMBIE WAY LOLLLLL) PLUS your mind 🧠

You ever pet a horse? Ever meet a horse 🐎 for real and not the fake shit either? Ever walked along side a horse🐎 ? (How many footprints were in the sand) how many hoof prints were in the sand? If it was on a beach when you met the horse 🐎

What I’m trying to get at is.. we are not the walking dead 🤪 we are humans 🤪 we are free 🐎

Tumblr staff doesn’t want you to get GRIMEY ( ;3 ) on the dashboard with Sticky Ricky. I’m a leader. They fear what they can not control. 👹

We’re getting GRIMEY in 2023 my friends. My family. Tumblr staff cannot stop us Steve Jobs is already dead. Steve Jobs is the walking dead.

#getgrimey2023

I have questions but I don't know if I want answers

[ilexdiapason]

Howdy yawl. It’s me Rick grimes. Listen, I know what ur thinking

🤠 what does little ole’ icky Ricky want with a skunk like me 🏃‍♀️ well partner 🫂 quit YAPPING and open your heart (NOT IN A ZOMBIE WAY LOLLLLL) PLUS your mind 🧠

You ever pet a horse? Ever meet a horse 🐎 for real and not the fake shit either? Ever walked along side a horse🐎 ? (How many footprints were in the sand) how many hoof prints were in the sand? If it was on a beach when you met the horse 🐎

What I’m trying to get at is.. we are not the walking dead 🤪 we are humans 🤪 we are free 🐎

Tumblr staff doesn’t want you to get GRIMEY ( ;3 ) on the dashboard with Sticky Ricky. I’m a leader. They fear what they can not control. 👹

We’re getting GRIMEY in 2023 my friends. My family. Tumblr staff cannot stop us Steve Jobs is already dead. Steve Jobs is the walking dead.

#getgrimey2023

yeah sure ill answer that

[thelittleautisticgirl]

Do you ever find yourself typing differently depending on who's there? Does anyone have typing quirks or the like? Failing that, what're some of your favourite emojis/emoticons?

Sometimes, the typing is different and it helps me figure out whos sharing with me, for example;

🇬🇧🛹 swears a lot more and uses british slang and tends to get angry/upset and feels injustice a lot and that's shown a lot in how the typing changes,

🇬🇧🤖 tends to type out words such as "don't" or "can't" as "do not" and "can not" and will censor swearing if it is unavoidable, tends to be a lot more placid and calm with their words as well

🐇🧚 tends to be more hyperactive and sporadic with their typing,

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🐲 never swears at all and sometimes drops some Welsh Words

🐦‍⬛🏍 doesnt really have a specific typing way that we've currently found yet,

🐎🤠 types with a southern drawl so thats fun,

⚫️🌌 sometimes throws in Portuguese Words,

🕷🏍 is similar to 🐦‍⬛🏍 but tends to have a lot more of American Slang thrown in

As for emojis-

🇬🇧🛹 likes: 🇬🇧🛹🔪🖤💜🔥🎸🩸🐿😭😃💀

🇬🇧🤖 likes:🇬🇧🤖☺️😊🤨👾💌💬🖖👑

🐇🧚 likes:🐇🧚✨️🌌🤍🖤💖❤️‍🔥💚🧜🦄🐰🐾🐦🌸🏵🥺🥹😢(really all nature ones lmao)

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🐲 likes: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🐲🐉🦊🦫🐍🦎🦖🐛🐝🙃🫠🥰⛸️🧊❄️

🐦‍⬛🏍 likes: 🐦‍⬛🏍🔪🐕🐶🦮🐕‍🦺🐩🐾🐺🕊

🐎🤠 likes: 🐎🤠🐴🏇🥰😃😀🫡❤️‍🔥🧡

🕷🏍 likes:🕷🏍🕸🪰🦸‍♀️🦸‍♂️🫡🫥😶🫠😆😑😐🥺💀💙🩵👋🐕🐶🐽🦅🦚

⚫️🌌 likes: ⚫️🌌🖤💜❤️‍🔥💘💌🕳😂😭🥱🐈‍⬛🦇🐸🦭🦎🪼

[thelittleautisticgirl]

💜❤️ perhaps? - ❤️♠️ anon

💜 - Are You Open About Being A System Outside Of Online Spaces?

❤️ - Does Anyone In Your System Have An Interest Or Favorite Thing That Everyone Else Hates?

Answers below the cut off (its a long-ish one ^-^)

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🐇🧚 answering

💜: Depends on the place, we're open with it in our current commitment place but we dont always talk about it, only if people ask questions about it, which we love when they do :P

We have some friends who have asked us and been able to sense us as well, which is incredible, most of the time we let 🌌 do the talking and stuff and 🇬🇧🤖 walk because they're the best at it but sometimes the rest of us like to as well :P

❤️: Not *really*, its less "hate" interests and more "no strong opinion" or "doesnt interest that being" 🇬🇧🤖 and 🕷🏍 like biomechanics and biology, ⚫️🌌 likes psychology and pixar films, 🇬🇧🤖 doesnt *dislike* or *like* dogs (they tolerate dogs) but the rest of us love them, we have a lot of in-sys dogs

I (🐇🧚) love rabbits but not many others *like* rabbits? Well, are *interested in*, 🤠🐎 and 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🐲 both grew up on farms (one Cowboy Ranch in Louisiana and the other a Welsh cattle/sheep farm) in their exo-memories but 🇬🇧🤖 and ⚫️🌌 grew up (or were born in, in 🇬🇧🤖's case) in palaces whilst 🐦‍⬛🏍 was born into an apocalyptic wasteland and barely survived, I grew up in a mixed-sect, homophobic, transphobic Christian Cult (Catholic and Evangelical) that my parents founded. I've undone a lot of their ideals anyway (the trauma from that cult was enough to begin that process and ⚫️🌌 has been helping me break down the rest of the toxic ideals that i hadn't recognised and removed) and 🇬🇧🛹 grew up in a relatively normal british household until they were i *think* 5 or 6? 🌌 loves space and some of us aren't as into it as they are, 🇬🇧🛹 loves COD and FPS games, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🐲 loves stardew valley, i love the sims, 🌌 loves all of those games, ⚫️🌌 has no real interest in video games but likes playing them sometimes when with friends, 🕷🏍 likes the spiderman games (they're essentially a spider-being themselves) and most of the rest of us have hardly played them, 🇬🇧🤖 was allergic to cats before they got their synthetic body (in the way that magnetically draws all cats in a 5 mile radius to them lmao) and now they're mildly weary of cats

So its less "hate others interests" and more "tolerates ir has no opinions towards some interests that others have" but yeah, we have some differences

We all love minecraft though :P

-🐇🧚

[thelittleautisticgirl]

back at it again lol

dont have to answer 'em all but lets have some fun

Who's Most Likely To:

- pass out in the car on a roadtrip

- somehow burn the kitchen ceiling while cooking

- get caught eating ice cream directly from the tub at 3am

- try to bottle flip a carbonated drink and accidentally explode it in their own face instead

- cheat at monopoly

- scream like a little girl over a spider

- fall over doing the cha cha slide

- confuse someone with a saying or idiom

- be confused by the idiom in question

- call someone a bitch

- arson

- get so unbelievably drunk that they let someone put them in cat ears and a maid dress

🇬🇧🛹 answering

Oh gods i get to have fun with this

1) 🐇🧚 100%

2) ⚫️🌌 and you know they've somehow burnt water lmao

3) 🇬🇧🛹 (me) or 🐎🤠 or 🐇🧚

4) 🇬🇧🛹 (me) 100%

5) 🐎🤠

6)🌌 and 🐦‍⬛🏍 (they have done this xD)

7) hasnt got an emoji thing yet but imma invent one; 🧜‍♂️🗡 (you, Kestrel will know who i mean >:D)

8) ⚫️🌌 or 🇬🇧🤖

9) 🐦‍⬛🏍

10) 🧜‍♂️🗡 or 🧜‍♂️🤖 lmaooo

11) 🇬🇧🛹 (me, yes im going tondo this on all of them lmao)

12) any combo of the demons (💜🎸, 💚🖤, 👥✒️, ⚫️🌌 but *not* 🐦‍⬛🏍) though ⚫️🌌 would probably do it anyway if 🐇🧚 or 🌌 asked xD

Anyway, this has been fun exposing everyone :P

Peace out bitches ✌️- 🇬🇧🛹