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[thetoaddaddy]

“I’ve fucked most of your dads they just don’t want to admit it in these current years.” Jiraiya said before casually sipping his drink.

[lckydog]

one month on t update :D

[mdshh]

Generation 9: Pearl Forks

Location: Mt. Komorebi

Career: Law

[bluestarjay]

Almost done with s2!! Will be done soon probs tomorrow but I love how Jon just has a way with women,,, like not romantically but he's just collecting these girls?? They all start out disliking him bc he's weird and creepy but before they know it they're bffs LMAO Like Basira, Daisy AND Melanie he's just got this little brigade of badass paranormal girlies??? Hello??? Like he's hardly got any friends, (the closest he has is Martin 👀) but like now hes just got all these girlfriends like ok, slay Jonny!!!!

Ok help its SO ooc IK but I cant help but imagine a normal au in which shits not freaky and hes lowkey just kinda doing girls night with them and they're just shit talking all these co workers??

(Im not particularly a fan of long haired Jon, at least not this far in bc i think it makes sense with how shitty his mental health is, yk, he's so paranoid hes hardly taking care of himself but rn hes still at the lvl where his hair is getting longer but its still quite short. Honestly I dont think I could ever truly picture him with that long long hair people like to give him, yk its growing out and its def disheveled, but it's pretty well kept all things considered. But I digress; one of the girls braiding his hair? OK. I can accept that.)

Au or not, it's just a group of girls that are definitely able to beat someone's ass and are so intelligent and beautiful and they're just the coolest women you'll ever meet and then there's just Jon. Standing behind them, hunched over, eyes twitching, like the freakiest little dude you've ever seen, and you'll ask the girls if they found this guy in a bush or something at the park, but they just say, "Oh, him? That's just Jon. Don't worry about him, that's normal." And no one EVER explains who or what Jon is or where they found him and you've just accepted that he's sort of like a purse dog.

Like, that's just Jon, the homeless guy that goes with them to brunch. Nononono he's not *following* them, he's actually part of their group!! And him and Basira kind of have Sheldon and Penny vibes from that one ep where Sheldon needs to get a gift for Amy and the guy at the jewelry shop assumes Penny is his gf. Like that scene but with Tim.

[spatialwave]

‼️ jayce is a munch ‼️

you’re going to look at this face and tell me he’s not????

[lavlynyan]

I used to cringe when a guy tries to use the “good girl” thing on me but GODDAMN when Zayne does it 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

I need to be put down

[virescent-v]

[kindahoping4forever]

The 5SOS Show Tour Düsseldorf

📸: Liz Hemmings

[wickedval]

[akkivee]

jyushi’s safety in the woods fashion vs jyushi’s serving cvnt in the woods fashion

[dreamingofep]

New chapter up tonight🩸

[justacynicalromantic]

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[robertphilip]

kind of obsessed with the idea of Robert trying desperately to win Giselle a prize at some carnival-esc game because he wants to win his lady a stuffed animal !!! but he just absolutely Sucks at everything, and Giselle is finally like "can I try :) ?" and ends up winning nearly every prize they have almost immediately.

[izzy140105]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS64Uhyuh/

Enjoy ~

Me rn:

[yeonban]

Possibly the funniest ramification (for me at least) of Tobias having a crush nowadays is that one of his most widely used tactics is making people fall in love with him in order to use them for various schemes w/o having to worry about their loyalty swaying long-term, which means that's his first thought half of the time when someone takes an interest in him. And now his second thought which follows 0.2 seconds after is a suddenly lifeless "ah." as he remembers that he can't exactly do that without giving his crush the impression that he's taken and fucking himself over on That front. Fuck his stupid baka life he's shooting himself in the foot NO MATTER what decision he opts for 😭

[sillyzombiedelusion]

book alicent like "I'm into fat bitches"