#dash comms

[thetoaddaddy]

“I always thought at least two to… maybe five kids would be a good number… maybe more. I like the idea of a big family.”

[fyrewalks]

tonite's question for the dash... does your muse crave a nice crip coke? i think bradley was made for a long drive with a giant coke and sunglasses.

[helluvadrummer]

Still thinking about a potential timeline where he loses a limb. Any takers?

[shikaku-the-nara]

// if anyone’s too hot they can always come to the southern hemisphere 😉

Currently 6°c (42.8°f) where I live

[a-hazbin-spider]

@arachn0philia hath started a war! And with so many arms they can boop to oblivion. (And make TVs regret ever having a space for booping).

[originemesis]

@themosthatedbeingg xxx

“I don’t want my favorite shirt to get torn dumbass! “ what an idiot !

“Oh please you know what , come inside I want you to come inside right now! You can’t even fist me! “ he means punch him.

"Your ugly shirt doesn't have to worry about me TEARING ITS ASS-" he means 'up' "now does it?!"

"But you can bet your ass, I'm coming! IM COMING FIRST- even!" Which is just him stomping over and rolling up his sleeves. "Fucking please, bruh, I fisted you so fucking hard last time, it broke the fourth wall. Now bend over and take this!" He means an ass whooping.

[azure-steel]

"And there's me... who has to stand on his☆◠tippee toes◠☆ just to look a guy in the eye..."

[theman-withthe-dustpan]

What is- Why are there giant thorns in the wall..?

[alastorbyalex]

"She came down from heaven just for me. It wasn't supposed to be like this. If she found out what I've become... she'd be so disappointed."

[skull-bxund]

❝  'm sorry learned what...th'...what th fuck does that even mean?  ❞

[thetoaddaddy]

“I’ve fucked most of your dads they just don’t want to admit it in these current years.” Jiraiya said before casually sipping his drink.

[archaievist]

"Happy Valentines Day everyone! Have a cookie!" She holds out a plate of heart shaped cookies.

[helluvadrummer]

"I understand how the princess feels. I don't have enough fingers to count out the number of times I've been called 'twink'. Imps are short, and I might not look super strong, but these clothes are a bit deceiving, I'll be honest. Still doesn't stop the mean comments."

[jaegersol]

Grimmjow’s making a whipping noise somewhere in the distance @white--moon

[a-hazbin-spider]

“D-did I hear fuckin’ Moneyshot? Da fuck is he shootin’ in d’here..?”

[originemesis]

"Like I haven't busted enough nuts to overpopulate to the point of literally causing world hunger- but sure! Go to the bozo brothers for your cum donations if you like your sperm red-nosed and honking." He's not threatened. Could absolutely fill an Olympic sized swimming pool with God given cummies before lunch if he wanted to.