#🚨WIFE ALERT🚨

[rocketbirdie]

my love my light

[xxweyussyenjoyerxx]

@jeffrey-combs-smash-or-pass come get your food 🧪🧪🧪

[landoughnut]

Angel - MV1

masterlist - request

pairing: max verstappen x vs model!fem!reader (fc - adriana lima)

summary: max is usually the calm and collected one, but his girlfriend gets the gen z out of him

w/c & a/n: smau | I'M BACK Y'ALLLLL I MISSED YOU GUYS (lmk if you're here from my patreon hehe) I will be back to posting a ton on here! sorry for my disappearance xx

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maxverstappen1 clean up isle in my pants alert 🚨⛺️🪨 ♥︎ by author

user1 max is becoming gen z

yourusername 😭😭

maxverstappen1 the set stays on. ♥︎ by author

charles_leclerc WOAH

alex_albon MY EYESSS

lando 😨😨 real

maxverstappen1 lando I'll kill you

maxverstappen1 charles_leclerc alex_albon IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THEN GET OFF MY GIRLS INSTAGRAM

user2 FIRST!!! HERE BEFORE MAX

user2 wait nvm max was first... he was here so fast my phone didn't even load his like yet

user3 user1 shockerrrr he doesn't play when it comes to her posts 😭

maxverstappen1 😍😍😍 ♥︎ by author

user3 I know for a FACT max cannot handle allat 😩

maxverstappen1 excuse me? I know the fuck I can

yourusername maxverstappen1 you tell em babe

emmawatson WOWWWW wow I'm blushing ♥︎ by author

maxverstappen1 stay away gryffindor girl 🤺

yourusername emmawatson HEHEHE I love you so much emma come kiss me rn

emmawatson yourusername RUNNING TO YOU AS WE SPEAK ♥︎ by author

maxverstappen1 ?????

maxverstappen1 you can't post things like this while I'm at work 🥵 I need you

redbullracing 😀😀😀 smile and scroll....

maxverstappen1 you are an angel. 

yourusername no you are 🫶 my handsome boyfriend

yukitsunoda yourusername max is red in the face, ears, and neck just though you should know ♥︎ by author

maxverstappen1 I'm so in love with you ♥︎ by author

yourusername I LOVE YOUUUU

user4 how does max let his gf walk around in underwear 

maxverstappen1 first of all, I don't let her do anything, she can do whatever the hell she wants. second of all, she does a hell of a good job at what she does so you can get yourself right the fuck out of her comments ♥︎ by author

user5 PROTECTIVE MAXXXX 😍😩

user6 get me a boyfriend like him fr

yourusername maxverstappen1 thank you baby ilysm 🥹

user7 why doesn't my hair hair like that

lilymhe MY WIFE OMG YOU LOOK SO HOT WOW ♥︎ by author

yourusername THANK YOU SM YOU LOOK HOTTER 

maxverstappen1 yourusername I look the hottest though, right?

yourusername maxverstappen1 yes babe 💋

lando woahhhhh

maxverstappen1 watch yourself 

conangray BEST FRIENDDDD id date you if I was into girls ♥︎ by author

maxverstappen1 well she's with me so 🥰

yourusername ignore max, my cone pookie lets get married 

conangray yourusername YASSSSS 

maxverstappen1 🧍

alexandrasaintmleux how are you real

yourusername how are YOU

user8 if I was alex I would have died

alexandrasaintmleux user8 i did

user9 I love how the wags are all yn fangirls

user10 user9 frrr and I'm so jealous of max coming home to her every night its not even funny

maxverstappen1 user10 stay mad 

1laylablue wow 😍🎀 ♥︎ by author

yourusername we need to meet girl omg

1laylablue yourusername omg please ♥︎ by author

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maxvertsappen wow 😍🥵🤤 ♥︎ by author

maxverstappen1 my mouth is watering. its thirsting to kiss places I shouldn't say

redbullracing max please 😞

yourusername MAX SHHHH

maxverstappen1 my beautiful unreal stunning perfect girlfriend ♥︎ by author

user11 imagine max verstappen calling you that 😩 a girl can dream

user12 user11 imagine having her as your girlfriend 😩 a guy can dream

maxverstappen1 user12 keep dreaming bitch 

user13 maxverstappen1 LMAOOOOOOO 

billieeilish MOTHERRRRR ON MY KNEES 🙇‍♀️ 

yourusername kissing you through the screen ml 

maxverstappen1 yourusername ?????

lando 😍😮‍💨 

maxverstappen1 the fuck? 

maxverstappen1 I told you to stop drooling over my girlfriend 

yourusername maxverstappen1 leave the kid aloneeee its a harmless little crush

lando yourusername KID??? I'M A YEAR OLDER THAN YOU??? 

lilyzneimer brb googling how to be you ♥︎ by author

yourusername BABEEEEE you are perfect wdym ⁉️⁉️

user14 marry me 

maxverstappen1 MEOW MEOW MEOW 🗣️😸 ♥︎ by author

alex_albon what is wrong with you

maxverstappen1 alex_albon so you, being obsessed with cats too, have never meowed at lily?

alex_albon maxverstappen1 no....? 

francolapinto 🥵

maxverstappen1 oh hell no. don't you start too. I can hardly deal with lando, I can't have two of you being obsessed with her. 

francolapinto maxverstappen1 yes sir. sorry sir. ♥︎ by author

user15 I'M CRYING 

maxverstappen1 everyone should know I actually took the first and last picture ♥︎ by author

yourusername yes you did bby xx 

yukitsunoda yourusername why is max giggling at your comment like you haven been dating for two years

maxverstappen1 yukitsunoda can't a man be madly in love with his girlfriend? jeez 

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yourusername YOU DID NOT JUST POST THAT LAST PICTURE 

maxverstappen1 what is wrong with it? you look perfect

yourusername maxverstappen1 ugh you make it impossible to be annoyed at you ♥︎ by author

user16 awhhh they're so cute 

lilymhe MY WIFEEEEE LOOKING STUNNING and then there's you... ruining the aesthetic... 

maxverstappen1 ..........I guess...

user17 at least max is aware

lando 🤤

maxverstappen1 it's on sight today.

lando maxverstappen1 WAIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME CRASH

maxverstappen1 lando 🙂

lando NOOOOOOOO IM SORRYYYYYY

user18 rip lando 🥲

alex_albon yet to see a picture of you not in redbull

maxverstappen1 if im not wearing red bull I'm likely shirtless and thats for her eyes only 🥰

yourusername it's a very, VERY nice view, I must add ☝️especially during certain activities ♥︎ by author

alex_albon yourusername so like. I really didn't need to read and visualize that! but thanks for the disgusting picture!

yourusername ugh I love you ♥︎ by author

maxverstappen1 you say that like it's a bad think?

yourusername maxverstappen1 no, I said ugh because I don't know how to put it to words how in love with you I am ♥︎ by author

user19 AWWWWWW

maxverstappen1 yourusername oh

maxverstappen1 yourusername that is the sweetest thing someone has said to me I love you more than anything 💙

user20 MY OTPPPPPP

user21 dare I say best f1 couple?

user22 user21 oh 110% without a doubt

user23 she's so cutie patootie in these pics omg ♥︎ by author

rebullracing our favorites 💙 ♥︎ by author

francolapinto I have something to say

maxverstappen1 do you really want to test me today when we race in a few hours 😸

francolapinto maxverstappen I apologize. please refrain from harming me. I will not comment again.

maxverstappen1 francolapinto mhm that's what I thought.

user24 does max know he pulled the baddest baddie in the world

maxverstappen1 I don't know how but yes, I'm well aware

yourusername maxverstappen1 you underestimate how good of a person you are max, we're equals 🫶 ♥︎ by author

maxverstappen1 yourusername stop it you're going to make me cry again ik houd van je

user25 they are literally made for each other 🥹

user26 damn imagine looking unreal before you even get ready ♥︎ by author

alexandrasaintmleux face card NEVER. declines

yourusername stop ilysm 🤭

charles_leclerc credit for middle picture?

maxverstappen1 cred: charles_leclerc ig 🙄

user26 LESTAPPEN CRUMBS

maxverstappen1 user26 um.. no thanks.. I'll stay with my beautiful girlfriend thank you very much

lando fine... you can be with her for now I suppose.

maxverstappen1 wtf why are you talking like she's going to date you after me

lando maxverstappen1 it's all part of my master plan 😈

maxverstappen1 lando sucks for you then because there will be no after me since I'm marrying her one day

yourusername maxverstappen1 YOU WANT TO MARRY ME?? 🥹

maxverstappen1 yourusername well of course schatje, I planned to grow old with you when you first bumped into me

yourusername maxverstappen1 I'M GOING TO SOB I LITERALLY LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU'RE MY PERSON ♥︎ by author

maxverstappen1 yourusername ik hou meer van je dan woorden kunnen beschrijven, mijn engel

francolapinto and they lived happily ever after ♥︎ by author

maxverstappen1 francolapinto now that's more like it

[earlysunshines]

secret rhymes

pham hanni x fem!reader ; angst, fluff

synopsis: you get dumped and decide to post a video on youtube of you singing an original song to cope. the last thing you expected was for it to blow up, waking up to 99+ notifications on every social media account. luckily for you, this changes your life drastically—including your love life.

warnings: musician/artist!reader ; SOME homophobia but it’s not like severe idk ; PINING!!! ; reader is 04 ; many idols mentioned in this but most of them i don’t even stan or know like that so don't comment... ; IMESSAGE LIGHT MODE IM SORRRYYY ; rly dirty jokes here and there ; literally anything else i didn’t mention ; all jokes pls do NOTTT take anything serious ; more to add probably ; not proofread LOL

a/n: got this idea after listening to hanni’s original song :-P first smau!! i finally figured things out guys … embarassing!!! i really wanted to write this one out but i spent so much time trying to and realized a smau would fit best lol

!!! secret rhymes playlist !!!

profiles: baconeggandcheese, denim bottoms, and others that’ll pop up (maybe)🤫

00 : prologue(s): one, two

01 : no foreplay??

02 : no more mr nice guy

03: we are SO back

04: girl wake up

05. THERES MORE?

06: greedy

07: sneaking out

08: girls supporting girls

09: grad!

10: military wife

11: roomie (half-written)

12: hashtag devastated

13: micro celebrity

14: beating the schizophrenic allegations

15: trauma bonded

16: evergreen

17: debut hard launch

18. is this a prank (half-written)

19: storytime

20: who is this diva!!

21: what’s good korea (half written)

22: bumping into... you? (half-written)

23: hanni IS wattpad main character

24: reciprocated fangirling

25: yn idol core

26: hyein count your days

27: soft launch (platonic)

28: two pretty best friends

29: sweet dreams (half-written)

30: night market (written)

31. resigning

32. she’s signed!

33: HOMO ALERT 🚨

34. the haters will sabotage me

35. concert (half-written)

36. mayor of idgaf town

37. dunda square shorty

38. hanni in her deathbed

39. victorian child (half-written)

40. hey girl

41: two man

42. no need for allat (half written)

43. no war in ba sing se

44. ??? (half written)

45. lore drop

46. yearnmaxxing

47. there’s no way

48. last words (half-written)

49. chest pain (written)

50. c u girl

51. understanding the misunderstandings

52. no protection?

53. just the two of us (written)

54: silver lining

55: speaking of eunchae

56 (bonus(?)): baby

more to come!

taglist ! @namojoon @ly-gushka @layonaiguess @artrizzler19 @yerimbrit @sixflame438 @nwjnsloona @saysirhc @nimnia @somedaydream @trovao-penguins @modanisgf @c-yerim @starstruckgoateepuppy @tzuyusdoughnut @kaypanaq @peranoo @haerinkisser @electronicluminarycoffee @yoohtonyy @secretcessy @keiji-jin @awkwardtoafault @syronns @linnnsworld @inybits @ynwrites @wonyoungssi

[h4m1lt0ns]

HEARTBREAK SYNDROME.

episode ten :: MADNESS, BADNESS.

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ pairing ︴lewis hamilton x y/n

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ genre ︴social media au / irl snippets

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ summary ﹔lewis + y/n = combination

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ face claim ﹔ wonyoung jang (28)

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ warnings ﹕ excessive cussing, none.

☆ IMESSAGE with : LEW <3

y/n: lew are u awake

lew <3: yeah i’m up

y/n: wait did i wake u up

lew <3: no no dw i couldn’t sleep

lew <3: why are you up tho doll?

lew <3: it’s almost two in the morning

y/n: i couldn’t sleep either <3

y/n: remember the demo lyrics i showed you like three days ago??

lew <3: the one you began writing on the boat?

y/n: yeahhhh that one

lew <3: yeah ofc

y/n: can u help me finish it?

y/n: if you’re not busy ofc

lew <3: never too busy for you doll

lew <3: plus i’m not really doing anything rn

y/n:

lew <3: you and those memes lmfao

lew <3: how can i help you doll

y/n: oh

y/n: i was actually hoping you’d come over

y/n: i’m just chilling in my home studio

lew <3: studio you said???

lew <3: you don’t even have to ask twice

lew <3: putting on my shoes

y/n: omg oh my god okay omg

y/n: y/n x xnda????

lew <3: whewwwwwww 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

lew <3: let me cook alright

y/n: get in there lewis

lew <3: omw !!!

y/n: pls bring roscoe

lew <3: dw i will

lew <3: i said your name once and he immediately woke up

y/n: 😭😭

y/n: i miss him sm

lew <3: on our way doll :)))

y/n

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y/n it’s just me and you

tagged: roscoelovescoco, lewishamitlon

592,495 comments.

username Y/N’S IN THE STUDIO ALERT 🚨

username BITCH IS THAT ROSCOE???!?!?????!?!?

→ username IT IS SHE TAGGED THE ACCOUNT

→ username ROSCOE MUSICAL DEBUT???

→ username producer tag is woof woof

username y/n???? and lewis??? in the studio???? i’m excited????

username YESSSS NEW MUSIC SOON PLS 🔥🔥🔥

username LET HER COOK LET HER COOK 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

username YES GOD PLS

username Y/N AND XNDA????

→ roscoelovescoco y/ns ands roscoe

→ username HOE YOU AINT SLICK

→ username LEWIS DROP THE SONG IMMEDIATELY

→ username OKAY SO THIS JUST CONFIRMED IT

→ username WORLDS COLLIDING????

→ username IM SOOOOOO NORMAL ABT THIS

username LEWIS AND Y/N IN THE STUDIO????

→ username i personally, am frothing at the mouth.

→ username real

carlossainz55 babysitting duty?

→ y/n third wheeling duty actually

→ lewishamilton i was the third wheel 🙋🏾

→ username OHMYGODOHMYGOD

→ username Y/N X XNDA WHEN

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username OMFGGGGGGG

roscoelovescoco i’s missed yous y/ns 🐾

→ username i once again say, hoe you ain’t slick 🤨

username there’s so much going on i don’t know where to look.

username LEWIS WAS THEREEEEEEE

username BRO IM BOUT TO EXPLODE

y/l/nestate glad you’re in the studio but please get some sleep 🎀

jensonbutton another banger album coming?

→ y/n maybe 🤭

→ username HUHHHHHH

username FATHER JENSON

→ username ANOTHER ALBUM????

→ username MA’AM YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT AND DIP

→ username Y/N COME BACK 🔪

→ username AYEEEEYOOOOOO

→ username SCREAMINGGGG

→ username BWOAHHHHHH

→ username Y/N I SWEARRRRRR

☆ IMESSAGE with : BOARD OF DIRECTORS.

princess george: so y/n

y/n: jesus christ

princess george: wrong

honey badger: lmfao

y/n: oh this feels like a threat

yukino: it is 🔪🔪🔪

PIERRE GASLYYYY: ^^^

y/n: OH???????

princess george: you and lewis huh 😏

y/n: don’t ever use that emoji ever again omfg

my baby lando: look at her trying to dodge the topic

babygirl alex: no bc literally

chili!: what were you doing in the studio w a boy in the middle of the night young lady 🤨

y/n: papa????

chal eclair: answer the question bae ❤️🔪

wifey lily: yet another man trying to steal my wife i see

angel carmen: no bc has he no self respect? frolicking with a married woman?

girlfriend kika: my wife specifically??

y/n: oh my god 🤭 babe i’m blushing

alabono: bro answer the question

y/n: 🙄🙄🙄🙄

y/n: he helped me with a demo i’m working on

y/n: we wrote a song together is all

yukino: a part of me wants to believe you but the other says you’re hiding shit 🧐

y/n: omfg yuki how dare you

chal eclair: oh so you just hung out?

y/n: yeah man

PIERRE GASLYYYY: “yeah man” right.

PIERRE GASLYYYY: you liar

PIERRE GASLYYYY: roscoe was still at your house this morning when kika facetimed you so lewis is also probably still there

yukino: SO YOU ARE HIDING SHIT???

y/n: wAIT

babygirl alex: LIARRRRRRRR

angel carmen: HOW COULD YOU

y/n: HOLD AWNNNNNN

honey badger: CAN WE EVEN TRUST YOU MATE

chili!: ^^^^^^^

y/n: OKAY

y/n: LISTEN

my baby lando: 👂🏼👂🏼👂🏼👂🏼👂🏼

y/n: roscoe is at my house bc i’m babysitting him today, lew is busy and i’m keeping an eye on him while in the studio

chal eclair: LEW?????

chal eclair: HE HAS A NICKNAME NOW??

chal eclair: I WAITED TWO YEARS TO GET A NICKNAME AND HE GETS ONE EASILY?

chal eclair: THE BEST I GET OUT OF YOU IS SHAL LEGLEG AND HE GETS A CUTE “LEW”?

chal eclair: no.

chal eclair: tell him to pull up

babygirl alex: relax u can’t hurt a fly even if you wanted

yukino: it’s okay charles i’ll hurt him for you

y/n: neither of you is hurting anyone

my baby lando: i smell a potential father figure

y/n: omg shut up

honey badger: she says as she giggles and kicks her feet

y/n: STOPPP

wifey lily: OH SO YOU ARE GIGGLING KICKING YOUR FEET

yukino: down MISERABLE

y/n: NO IM NOT

princess george: what did he do that has you kicking your feet 🤨

chili!: ^^^^^^

babygirl alex: ^^^^^

yukino: ^^^^^^^

honey badger: ^^^^^

y/n: we didn’t do anything oh my god

alabono: we didn’t ask if YALL did something

alabono: we asked what did HE do

alabono: exposed ur self dummy

wifey lily: i’m so proud of you for clocking that babe

alabono: 😌

my baby lando: WAIT

honey badger: YOU TWOOOO DID SOMETHING

yukino: y/n, spill or i crash into lewis next race

y/n: listen. good fucking god.

y/n: i’m literally powering off my phone after this.

y/n: we kissed in the recording both

my baby lando: HUHHHLDOWIFIW

wifey lily: WHATTTTTDOYOUMEANKISSED

chili!: KISSED??? LIKE MWAH MWAH

alabono: MWAH MWAH IS KILLING MEEEE

PIERRE GASLYYYY: Y/N ANSWER THE PHONE

babygirl alex: THEY KISSEDDDDKDOSK

girlfriend kika: LOOOOOOSING IN MY MIND

honey badger: BITCH COME BACK HERE

angel carmen: MY KNEES ARE WEAK WDYM KISS

princess george: YOU DID WHAT WHERE

chal eclair: HE STILL GOT A NICE ENOUGH NICKNAME BEFORE ME MATE.

y/n added to their story!

☆ IMESSAGE with : LEW <3

lew <3: today was as long as a mf

lew <3: i got home and wondered why i couldn’t hear any barking

lew <3: forgot my boy was with u lol

y/n: oh fuck u seem rly rly tired

y/n: it’s okay i’ll drop him off dw

y/n: lol at least one of us got work done

lew <3: was ur day not good?

lew <3: what happened doll

y/n: roscoe is soooo fucking adorable :(

y/n: i literally couldn’t pay attention to anything that wasn’t him

y/n: he’s so so so cute it’s was so distracting 🥹 and the problem was that i had him on my lap the entire morning and when i stopped cuddling him he started whining and crying n i felt like a monster

lew <3: awww

lew <3: ur so cute

lew <3: i feel terrible knowing i can’t take him everywhere with me

y/n: he’s so babie i love him soooo much

lew <3: more than me?

y/n: yes obv 🙄 know ur place

lew <3: lmfaoooo

lew <3: come over already doll

y/n: aw man ur taking roscoe away from me :’(

lew <3: i miss my son

lew <3: and i miss my doll too

y/n: making me blush lew

lew <3: if not me then who will

lew <3: btw ur staying for dinner

lew <3: u don’t have a say in this :)

y/n: yes sir!!

lew <3: oh?

lew <3: sir huh?

y/n: 🫢🤭

lew <3: come over.

y/n: omwwww

lewishamilton added to their story!

[cinny-cinnamon]

Bad Sans HCs! (sorry for late post 😭)

*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･''･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･''･

Nightmare

Oh we BOTH now that this man is possessive, jealous, BUT he sugar daddy approved sooo (sprinkle, sprinkle? 🥺)

Buys you anything AND everything. You want to eat at a cafe? He bought the building so he can have private café dates <3 (Horror is the one cooking and stuff there lmao)

He LOOOVEEESSSS you but he can NOT physically say it so here; take his money, hun 💵

He doesn’t sleep BUT he does lay down beside you while reading something

He doesn’t normally cook but he CAN bake your favorite desserts <3

Speaking of dessert, when you usually have a bad day, he’s the first to go to you, listen to you, feed you your favorite dessert and hunt down the person who hurt you 😊

Yeahhh… he’s REALLY protective of you

Speaking of protectiveness, whenever you hangout with a friend, he usually has an arm wrapped around your waist (or shoulder if you’re more comfortable with that)

Moreover, if someone hits on you, he WILL hit them (with his fist <3)

Killer

I say this with the most respect i have… THIS MAN IS THE CLINGIEST MF YOU’VE EVER KNOWN CAUSE DAMN THIS MAN DON’T KNOW HOW TO LEAVE YOU ALONE

He’s like a puppy. a very big oversized childish immature puppy with issues but you love him so you don’t care 🤷‍♀️

Speaking of his personality if a man even LOOKS at you in any weird way he gonna be like stab first ask questions later

Lovessss to kiss you anywhere and everywhere and a BIGGG fan of PDA

Despite his reputation of being a flirt, he’s really loyal to you and holds on to you like a child holding their favorite toy

Speaking of clinginess, he LOVESS to cuddle you and be big spoon (it feeds his ego to be bug spoon)

Along with the topic of his ego, despite his cockiness and arrogance, he’s kinda insecure about himself sooo sometimes you gotta reassure him you’d never cheat on him or leave him

Dust

You chose the traumatized one??? Interesting… (are you ok? 😭)

Like no judging cause I get it but… HE’S PROBABLY THE MOST MESSED UP OF THE GROUP 😭

But I feel like he would make an amazing listener so if you ever need to rant then just go to him (if it’s about someone who hurt you then he do a little ✨ stab-e-stab✨

Reading time with him is sooooo fun. He’ll probably either have you lay on his lap while he reads or him lay on your lap when he wants to nap

Late night convos with him ✨

Likes to make you a nice warm hot drink for reading

If you’re the one having a mental breakdown, he will listen, talk, cuddle and love you all the way through it.

Horror

hubby material

I love myself a man who can cook ngl

He knows how to cook? he tall and big? he sweet and precious in private? WIFE/HUSBAND/MARRY ME UP RN-

He gives like hamster vibes in private but in public… people are looking at ya’ll and be like “Is she being held hostage or smthng?” (you are being held hostage… WILLINGLY 😫)

He loves to cook for you anytime any day. Sudden midnight craving? Midnight cookies. Bad day at work and you’re starving? Your favorite comfort food! :3

This man is so attentive to your needs and wants its gonna make me cry-

Cross

my tsundere radar is TINGLING (TSUNDERE ALERT 🚨 TSUNDERE ALERT 🚨 HAND WITH CAUTION AND STUBBORNESS)

He tries to be the non chalant guy but as soon as he saw you he was like (o*｡_｡)o

Luckily you like him back (no matter how many times he ‘rejects’ you) so you just keep on bothering him <3

Although he probably lets you do things he won’t let others do to him like call him pet names, maybe a lil kiss, and holding hands

Remember: No matter what he says, he loves you so much

Also when people ask if ya’ll are dating he’ll say no and try to shrug it off, but when someone is flirting with you, oh HELL no. Protection Mode on

Error

Two tsunderes in a row?! Damn-

Well pretty much the same with Cross but with more ego and cockiness

He crochets you stuff too btw (maybe something like a cute lil plushie that says “you’re stupid”)

Althoughhhh he loves it when you share hot cocoa with him <3

Also he gets annoyed easily and probably won’t try to touch you because he’s haepephobic (fear of being touched) (idk how to spell that word)

Anyway that’s all, bye! <3

*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･''･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･''･

[kathlare]

through the noise

Lando Norris x Amelie Dayman

Summary: Lando finds himself unexpectedly affected by a rumor about his ex, Amelie, and a possible romance with footballer Rodrigo Riquelme.

Wordcount: 1.5 k

Warnings: none

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September 8th, 2022 - Monza, Italy

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celebspill: From the pitch to the red carpet? 👀✨ Singer Amelie Dayman and soccer star Rodrigo Riquelme were spotted getting real cozy on the dance floor at the Venice Film Festival after-party last night. Sources say the two couldn’t keep their hands off each other—just friends or something more? 👀🔥

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ameliefan99: WAG ERA LOADING 🚨👀 → barcafan10: @ameliefan99 Girl, I think it’s already HERE 💀

soccergirl23: I fear Amelie is entering her football wife pipeline 😭 → daymanfanpage: @soccergirl23 She always gives main WAG energy, let’s be real 💅

hatersgonnahate: Not another pop girl falling for a footballer 🙄

barcelonababe_99: We lost her to a man who chases a ball for a living 💔 → daymanupdates: @barcelonababe_99 But like… have you SEEN Rodrigo?? I’d be gone too 😩

rodrigoswagfan: If this man fumbles Amelie, I will personally have a word with him. 🔪 → soccerdrama44: @rodrigoswagfan LMAO facts, he better lock it down fast 👏

madridista4life: I REFUSE to accept she’s with a Barça player. My delulu heart is HURTING 😭

gossiphunny: DANCING together? Oh, it’s over for us. She’s taken. → barcelonafan23: @gossiphunny yeah, she left us in the single section real fast 😭

ameliefan_10: The RANGE this woman has, we have to stan 🫡

hatersbewatching: Y’all are so desperate, they were just dancing. Not everyone is dating. 🙄

barcafangirl07: Rodrigo Riquelme??? That’s so random but also… I see the vision 👀 → soccertea23: @barcafangirl07 random but elite honestly. This might be my new Roman Empire 😩

futurewag69: She went to Venice and left with a man, wish that were me.

spicygossip101: If this is real, someone check on Lando Norris. 💀 → formula1drama: @spicygossip101 boy bout to take a personal day 😭

riquelmestan07: This man won the lottery wtf 😭 → ameliesarmy: @riquelmestan07 literally, does he even know what he just unlocked?? 😂

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Lando was slouched on the couch in his motorhome, scrolling through his phone with the energy level of a man who had just finished a three-hour meeting that could’ve been an email. Outside, Monza was alive with the usual chaos—fans cheering, engines roaring, teams running around like their lives depended on it. Inside, though, it was just him, Max Fewtrell, and the comfortable silence of two guys who had nothing better to do.

—Mate, you see this shit?— Max suddenly asked, his voice laced with amusement.

Lando barely glanced up. —What?—

—Your ex is in Venice, apparently grinding on some footballer.—

That got his attention. Lando’s head snapped up so fast he nearly dropped his phone. —The fuck are you on about?—

Max turned his screen toward Lando, showing a grainy video from some random Instagram story. The quality was shit—just some flashing lights, loud music, and a packed dance floor. But there, in the middle of the chaos, was Amelie. Laughing, dancing, her hands resting loosely on Rodrigo Riquelme’s shoulders as they moved together to the music. Rodrigo—Barcelona player, Spanish, annoyingly good-looking—had his hands on her waist.

Lando squinted. —That’s not her.—

Max snorted. —Mate, that’s 100% Amelie. And that’s definitely Rodrigo Riquelme.— He scrolled down to another post.

"New couple alert? Barcelona star Rodrigo Riquelme spotted getting cozy with singer Amelie Dayman in Venice. Are they dating?"

Lando stared at the screen, his jaw tightening.

—They could just be dancing,— he muttered, leaning back against the couch.

Max raised an eyebrow. —Right. Because random guys just dance with Amelie like that.—

Lando rolled his eyes. —It’s a fucking club, Max.—

—Yeah, but it’s not just any club, is it? It’s Venice. It’s romantic as fuck. And look at them… he’s all over her.— Max scrolled down, showing another video where Rodrigo leaned in, saying something into Amelie’s ear that made her throw her head back laughing.

Lando scoffed, but it came out weaker than he intended. —Mate, there’s no way she’d go for him.—

—Why not?— Max asked, grinning. —He’s famous, good-looking, probably knows how to use his feet in more ways than one... What’s not to like?—

—Because he’s...— Lando gestured vaguely, grasping for the right words. —He’s a fucking footballer.—

Max gave him a look. —So?—

—So, she’s not into that.— Lando waved a hand dismissively. —She’s never been into athletes. Except… well.—

He caught himself. Max caught it too.

—Except for you,— Max finished, smirking.

Lando rolled his eyes, grabbing a pillow and chucking it at him. Max dodged it easily, laughing.

—You’re acting like this is some kind of joke. It’s just dumb media speculation.— Lando leaned back against the couch, arms crossed. —Amelie wouldn’t date a guy like him.—

Max waggled his brows. —What, a professional, successful, nice guy?—

Lando glared. —A footballer.—

Max snorted. —Right. Because footballers are sooo much worse than F1 drivers.—

Lando ignored him, grabbing his phone and scrolling through the comments under the posts. A mix of reactions. Fans freaking out, others shipping them, some skeptics saying it was just a dance. Then there were the F1 fans—his fans—who still clung to the idea of Lando and Amelie as if it were some sort of long-lost fairytale.

"There’s no way, she was in love with Lando.""She can’t seriously go from him to a footballer.""Lando’s probably punching the air right now lmao."

Lando rolled his eyes and locked his phone. He was not punching the air.

He didn’t care.

Did he?

—Dude, you’re weirdly quiet,— Max noted, watching him with amusement. —You sure you don’t care? Because you’re making that face.—

—What face?— Lando shot back.

—The I’m pretending I don’t give a shit but I absolutely do face.—

Lando scoffed. —I do not have that face.—

—Mate, it’s literally your face.—

Lando exhaled sharply, shaking his head. He refused to let Max get in his head about this. Amelie could do whatever she wanted. She was Amelie—stubborn, independent, never letting anyone tell her what to do. It wasn’t like he had a say in her life anymore.

Still… Rodrigo fucking Riquelme?

—Maybe it’s just PR,— Lando muttered.

Max raised an eyebrow. —What, like her team called up Barcelona and went, ‘Oi, lend us one of your lads so Amelie looks cool’?—

—I don’t know, mate, but it’s ridiculous.— Lando huffed. —She’s not gonna date some random footballer just because she danced with him once.—

Max leaned back, arms behind his head. —You sound pretty confident about that.—

—Because I am confident about that.—

—Okay.— Max nodded. —Then you won’t mind if it turns out she actually is dating him.—

Lando scoffed. As if. There was no chance. Not because he still cared—because he didn’t—but because he knew Amelie.

Right?

—Whatever, mate.— Lando stood up, stretching. —This is a waste of time. Let’s go do something useful.—

Max smirked, standing up too. —Like what? Stalk her Insta? Check if she’s posted anything? Maybe, oh, I don’t know... call her and ask?—

Lando shot him a glare. —You’re a dick.—

—And you’re jealous.—

—Am not.—

—Sure, sure.— Max grinned as they headed out of the motorhome. —Let’s just hope she doesn’t show up at a Barca game wearing his jersey.—

Lando rolled his eyes but said nothing.

Because fuck, that thought bothered him more than he’d like to admit.

[lemonandhugs]

PROUD WIFE ALERT 🚨

❤️❤️

[animalsalvationassociation]

🚨 ALERT 🚨

NEW MAIN CHARACTER INCOMING‼️

(1st —> most recent)

(Clearly I’m evolving on my doggos~)

This is all you have to know . . .

I’m sorry I couldn’t keep him a secret anymore he’s such a big part of our story, I gave up on trying to hide him HE’S TOO BEAUTIFUL!!! 😭

@calamaroo Hello my lovely internet wife~ 😚🐵🌯

(If you’re seeing this before you’re done with your tasks—*smacks you on the head with a rolled up newspaper* return to thy work woman!!!! Your math is waiting for you!!!)

[aziraphale-fell-azira]

You know what I love about the 5th Bridgerton book ?

!!!! SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!🚨🚨🚨

So Eloise goes to stay with Sir Philip for a while, yes??

Few days later the brothers find out what happened and ganged up to pay "a visit" to sir Philip.

At some point he takes them in his office to talk and Colin's says "Well I didn't want to come i miss my wife 😔" and " Yes i love my wife so much "and a lil later he slams his hand on the table and says rhythmically"I. 👏MISS.👏 MY. 👏WIFE👏" and Phillip and basically everyone is like"I. KNOW. YOU. DO. YOU HAVEN'T SHUT UP ABOUT. IT." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I died .

Anyways, i recommend the book. If you have any questions, please ask!

[violetmuses]

Roman Reigns + Female Reader 🖤

Fandom: WWE

Character: Roman Reigns

@episodes-ff @expert-texpert @persethegawd @adriennegabriella @fearlesschimera @secretlifeoofmarpessa @mytribalnightmare @adoresmiles @blackgurlnhermoods @babybratzmaraj 🏷

Part 2

=====

2021

Out of nowhere, unexpected rumors had spread all over the place that you've broken up with Roman Reigns and quietly found someone else.

Despite outlets pushing questions, you just kept working regardless, still laughing with your “brothers” Jimmy and Jey Uso nowadays.

“Hey!” Jimmy and Jey offered their special greeting when you entered behind the scenes.

“Goofball!” You laughed about nicknames before sitting. Cameras rolled for the segment. “Planning to see me again?”

“Only if you're cooking. I'm not staying around hotel meals.” Jey topped vibrant sunglasses.

“Both of you still have my number. Remember that.” Your kind grin brightened as always.

“All right…we'll be there...” Gentle crosstalk mumbled when Jimmy and Jey nodded, definitely planning to visit.

Yet, joyful energy dimmed once another person crossed this space.

Roman arrived.

Not yet fighting in the ring, this bun topped dark hair.

One beard smoothed his chin while brown eyes kept scoping every single corner. This black wardrobe had clothed his muscular physique.

“Got quiet. What's up?” Roman offered his Southern accent and pocketed both hands, curious.

“Nothing’s going on.” Jimmy shrugged first. Even Jey didn't know what to think.

Taking out your cell phone, you scrolled next to Jimmy like nothing happened and ignored Reigns.

As this segment played out, thousands of people almost gasped beyond the venue walls for you.

In truth, you started texting badass wrestler Naomi, Jimmy's wife and your best friend.

You: Red Alert! 🚨

Naomi: No! I can't leave hair and makeup right now. What happened?! 💚👀

You: Roman's here! 😳

Naomi: Don't panic. Just talk to each other. Love you! 🫂🫶🏾 💚

You: I'll try. Love you too. 🥺

Putting away the device, your eyes watched as Jimmy and Jey bid farewell to exit, sharing their embrace before leaving Roman with you.

________

Following one commercial break, silent air thickened when your segment returned to the locker room.

Roman welcomed this moment and both of you stood completely aware.

“What's wrong? Talk to me.” His strong yet easing voice would calm your dreams until now.

Even when this man joined the comfortable sofa, you know better. His brown eyes still watched your every move.

“It's important.” You just can't hide the truth anymore.

“Go ahead.” Roman didn't even smile and absolutely noticed the grieving sight of your presence.

“I don't love you anymore.” You no longer veiled reality, heartbroken.

“What?” Almost laughing, Roman scrunched up his chiseled face. “Princess…”

“Don't touch me. I'm serious.” You stepped back, fed up.

For quite a while, Roman Reigns worked as the Tribal Chief while shaming your brothers. Jimmy and Jey have suffered long enough at this point.

“Listen…” Roman tried.

“If you go around hurting Jimmy and Jey, what am I supposed to do?!” You shouted, prompting warm tears. Makeup would dampen all over your face.

“I'm sorr…” Before Roman could say anything else and apologize, you stormed out, encouraged by fans who cheered no matter what.

Fuck! Reigns yelled within.

*****

“Who lied, dammit?!” Marching forward, Roman ducked the ring and almost barked, enraged following this breakup.

“We didn't lie about anything! It's true.” Jimmy and Jey scrambled to respond for you as fans yelled in all directions. “She's done with your ass!”

“Who does she want now, huh? Who crossed my baby? Tell me!” As dark tresses of loose hair kept shadowing his face, Roman fumed directly underneath spotlights.

“A-Town Down!” Just before everyone could respond again, this nearly robotic sound picked up in the large-scale venue.

“Oh my gosh! Mr. Money In The Bank arrived. Austin Theory pulled the fray.” Commentators would dramatize this moment for television.

“Move, man!” Jimmy and Jey hurried to leave this ring, watching elsewhere before Roman spiraled.

“Reigns erupted with Theory! We can't even relay hits yet. You'll see utter chaos!” Announcers struggled through madness as the crowd lost their minds.

“Piece of shit! Look up when I'm talking to you. Huh? You'll never be like me.” Censors barely caught drops of explicit language when Roman pulled Austin's collar.

“I care…” Austin struggled, hardly, able to stand up. “Leave us alone…”

Kneeling, Roman alluded to forces by reaching Austin's chin and prompted eye contact.

“My baby, she's mine!” Roman's Southern accent deepened as he faced the backstage cameras and knew that you watched everything right now.

Fed up, Reigns nearly shoved Austin back down and exited the ring, devastated.

“The Tribal Chief just lost his Queen, ladies and gentlemen. An unexpected chapter has now turned pages.” Announcers pulled heartstrings to end this broadcast.

[corrodedcoffins-blog]

older!eddie munson x popstar!reader universe

very short sorry!

Another Hollywood Age Gap Couple?

written by Glamour Team

eddie edit credit to @eddiemunsons-missingnipple

Eddie Munson (46) and Y/N L/N (25) reportedly seen at a New York restaurant, Munson frequents, on what seems to be a date.

Many fans at L/N's closing night report that Munson and his daughter, Isla (14), were seen in the audience. And later after the show, were seen going backstage.

Now with all the logistics out of the way. Our opinion on the couple, with Munon 21 years her senior, we can’t help but worry for Y/N. 

L/N has talked about Munson previously, in 2018, saying she grew up with his music around the house; with L/N’s father being a big fan of his. Speaking of, with L/N’s father only 52 years old, there only being 6 years between Papa L/N and his possible new son-in-law. 

-twitter-

steph

@/I_Said_SpeakNow

Sooo.... Y/N's going through her Dear John era???

Hannah @/CinnamonGirl_hannah replying to @/I_Said_SpeakNow no! Eddie's good, he's like a really good dad!

jen @/Y/N_ismyQueen replying to @/CinnamonGirl_hannah he's like... 46... he could be her dad. it's weird..

liv @/iknowplaces replying to @/I_Said_SpeakNow all i know is we're gonna get a dilf anthem

-instagram-

emails_imglad_shedidntsend

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emails_imglad_shedidntsend: our queen Y/N was spotted with literal rock legend Eddie Munson. I assume they met when Eddie brought his daughter Isla to closing night in NY

DressedlikeAdaydream: who is this man? and what is he doing with my wife?

Y/N_ismywife: your wife? 🤨

Jenna_03: daughter? dilf alert 🚨

Lana_isLife: how old is his daughter??

carmen.13: she's 14 but his son is 20

Lana_isLife: 20? she's only 5 years older than her possible step-son??

-twitter-

brittany

@/brooklynbaby_89

the way he's looking at her? he's good. i can tell.

Lia @/SueMe_Y/N replying to @/brooklynbaby_89 if you go back and watch interviews of eddie from like late 90s and 00s their humour matches so well

Jayden @/mikesmicfan replying to @/SueMe_Y/N what doesn't match is that age gap

Syd @/boy_genius_mywifes replying to @/brooklynbaby_89 i need the dilf anthem. i need the stacys mom reboot. i need them.

~taglist~

@whoscamila @mystargirl-interlude @creoleguurl

[always-in-myveins]

THT SPOILERS ALERT S6 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

Serena did so much progress only to get married aGAIN??

Aside from my personal preferences about her ideal partner (*whispers* june), it makes 0 sense for her to have a husband??

She has another purpose in life now, she doesn't even LOVE this man! She thinks men creates problems! She has projects! She is NOT THERE TO BE A WIFE!!!!

WHY THE HELL IS SHE GETTING MARRIED ??

THIS IS NOT THE SERENA JOY I KNOW!!

[theoraekenslover]

So a while ago I read this multi-part fic thingy, it was a Peter Parker smut, and I was wondering if you guys could help me find it?

(Warning: this is what I remember from it so it’s gonna be inappropriate)

So I don’t remember how it started out exactly, but anyways reader and Peter were alone in his and May’s apartment, and they were doing stuff, and I think it ended with her sucking him off or something (I think maybe they were on the couch) and then May and her parents surprise (I wouldn’t call it a surprise but it was unexpected and spontaneous) them by May coming back with her parents (her mom and dad) and brought pizza. Anyways they might’ve fallen asleep a little after their “activities” and I think maybe his, you know, thing, was still out of his shorts and y/n was on top of him, sleeping but in a very compromising position, and they come in and are like “hey guys guess what I got pizza and y/n’s parents are here!” Or something and they’re caught, and maybe Peter’s shorts were around his ankles or something because he ended up tripping, hitting his head on a table (I think it was a coffee table), and getting knocked out, and her parents are PISSED, especially her dad, and while may is mad she’s not pissed like her dad is, and her parents end up taking her home and taking her phone at some point, so while her dad is out and her mom is in the shower or something, she takes her mom’s laptop to communicate with Peter, and with their flirting and sexy talk whatever, he ends up (idk if it was jokingly or not, probably not) asking for a pic of her ass, because that was some bet or dare they made earlier before May and her parents caught them after doing stuff. Anyways she takes pictures of herself on the laptop and sends them to him, and he’s on his bed looking at them, boner alert 🚨, when her May lets her dad into their apartment so he can talk to Peter and try to sort things out since he acted kinda loco irrational, then Peter is acting weird because he was just looking at (basically) nudes of dude’s daughter, has a boner, then this man comes into his room and it kinda interrogating him, I think maybe he was annoyed because Peter was still sitting in his bed with the blanket covering him like he wasn’t trying to be serious or something but he was just hiding his blunder ⛺️, and he sees that Peter has his phone and is like “seriously? Why do you have your phone after what we caught you two doing?” Like annoyed/ticked that May didn’t take Peter’s phone after everything, then Peter is acting suspicious, like immediately hiding his phone screen when he walked in, and y/n’s dad’s like “give me the phone” and he’s not doing it, and her dad ends up taking it and gets LIVID, and maybe he tried to beat up Peter, probably, and I think May is like “nope, you’re not gonna beat up my nephew” and kicks dude out, but May is PISSED and is like “are you fucking serious Peter? You both get in trouble for getting caught “doing stuff” and you ask her for nudes?” And then she’s like “you’re done”. Anyways y/n’s dad gets home and he’s so angry and he’s like “how did you get this laptop?” And maybe he started accusing his wife of letting her use it, and then y/n says something like “no I took it when she was in the shower”, and they end up not being allowed to see each other (lol of course they don’t listen). And the last part I think is like even though she’s still grounded, her parents let her go to prom, idk if they knew that she went with Peter, and they ended up getting a hotel room (I don’t know if it was already booked or what) and they do, ya know, the nasty, and after all that her dad’s is beating on the hotel door and they’re like “WTF how did he find us?” Because they got the room to be alone and not interrupted since they hadn’t really been able to be together since she’s been grounded, and her dad is like saying “you used MY credit card to get the room, of course I found out about it” and then he ends up seeing a condom (or more 🤷‍♀️) in the trash can and gets PISSED.

Sorry this isn’t the best description, I haven’t read it in a while and I’ve looked for it a lot, but I haven’t found it so I thought “why not ask my peeps of tumblr if they know it” so if you’ve read it and know what it’s called and what platform it’s on (Tumblr or Wattpad) and the author maybe, that would be SOO amazing!

Thanks for reading all of this, love you guys 🙃 💗

[lorata]

Are you and xanify actually married or is it a metaphorical marriage? So curious :p

🚨MISUNDERSTANDING ALERT🚨

lmao that is 1000% my bad i assumed everyone was Up On The Lore of my personal life. xanify and i are not married. my wife IS on tumblr but she does not care about the hunger games however she does listen to me rant about it because she's contractually obligated

(EDIT: she objects to this, she thinks suzanne collins is a genius and the hunger games are great but they are not her special interest)

me meeting my wife was on a DIFFERENT LJ post a decade earlier. we've been married for over a decade together for over 15 years lol

[thefundiesaga]

HisBlessedHelpmeet

🚨Courtship Alert 🚨

Friends it's been a while but life has been so busy and BLESSED. Our darling girl Zara has entered into a courtship with our neighbor and church friend Trent Fairchild .Trent also attends the same homeschool co op as our kids. Trent is the second oldest of six children and the oldest son. His father works at the local church as an assistant pastor. Trent helps out at the young men club at the church which encourages men to be providers and headship in families. When not at school or church he works part time in a fast food restaurant. The work is busy and hard but it allows Trent to share the word of the watcher with customers. Of course Trent is already saving for his future wife and family.

Before our children can court Myself and Jackson , my husband will interview each candidate. This opportunity allows us to get to know the person a little more:

Trent's traits are romantic , family orientated and plumbobican( He is a traditionalist ❤️).

Trent would like to have at least TEN children.

He is planning to attend Law school after finishing his homeschooling. He hopes that with a Law degree he can fight to protect watcherful sims from the hateful unbelievers.

He believes that woman should be at home raising the children and doing the housework.

He also believes that Woman should wear modest clothing and not wear trousers.

We are so excited to see wear the Watcher takes this young couple.

Blessings Ralphine

AN: This guy sounds like hell on earth.