#( &&. aaron chats )

[hotchology]

[falafels]

pt.52!! <pt.51 pt.53>

tags for the homies ❤️ @andrewsleftarmband @blurryhour @you-know-i-get-itt @notexactlythatgirl @longspacerat @tessasilverswan @minyard-05 @carbon-dated-gal @bisexualchaosdemon @stormiiflies @watercoloureyes01 @vampire-overlord @iron-sides @azure-wing @buffalo-fox @ohgodnotagainplease @pink-hydrangea @jaywalkerss @ohmynoggin-blog @cosmic-marauder @min-getoutofmy-yard @plazybones @disastersappho @leestars13 @the-witch-forever-lives @minyardsss @post-historical-posts @andabuttonnose @hidinginmyhands @aftg4l @allfor-thegames @kaleidoskuls @inafieldofstarflowers @snowcoming @mooniism @jeanmoreausautismstickers @prometheusthedragon @graveyardviolence @bustedleftshoe @beatrix33 @aftg-bs @yes-i-exist-shutup @milktemproom @all-for-exy @moon-over-ruined-castle @oneandonlystarshine @dragonslayer26806 @malepresentingleg

[marty-mauser]

Aaron Taylor-Johnson | Quotidien (x) – June 5, 2025

[greg-montgomery]

bau groupchat with Jack stealing your phone and answering all the questions about you and hotch (and the fact that you're together rn 🤭)

bonus blurb

[kaprikai]

This is what I imagine happens in the Monsters' groupchat if they had one.

Nicky changed the name of the groupchat to The Gays + Aaron

Aaron

Not funny

Nicky

awww comw onn

Aaron

Kevin is not gay either

Kevin

yes

Aaron

What yes?

Kevin

I’m not gay

Aaron

See?

Nicky

Kevvv don’t ruin it!!

Neil

I’m not gay either

Nicky

umm excuse me you are in a relationship with a Man

Neil

I only swing for Andrew

Nicky

ookayy

Nicky changed the name of the groupchat to The Gays + Aaron + Kevin? + Neil?

Nicky

bettr?

Neil

not really

Kevin

why do I have the ? thing

Nicky

Kevin the day you stop staring at jeremy’s ass when we watch a trojan game i’ll beliece youre straight

Kevin

fuck you

Nicky

do you want to? ;)

Aaron changed the name of the groupchat to Monsters + The Creep

Nicky

hey :(

Aaron

how do you know it's you?

Andrew

If the shoe fits...

Next part >

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[savvysquid]

Your Obedient Servant but they're Funko pops

[mooniism]

nicky made kevin, andrew and aaron do this just dance with him btw

[saras-almanac]

So having caught up with Emmerdale from yesterday and today and have been seeing people worrying over how Aaron is right now. I figured I'd just say this: Aaron's been pretty out of character since he came back in 2023. I made a joke that the writers see Aaron and go Angry Gay and literally thought of nothing else to do with him. He came back angry and then after half a year or more of that, they gave him another romance story.

The point is that Aaron has been completely out of character during his entire relationship with John. There's no way I could believe that Aaron would not only spill his entire life story and history with Gordon within 4 months of knowing someone and sleeping with them. There's no way I could believe that Aaron would tell someone he loved them after 1 month of properly dating and 3 months of hooking up. And there's no way I could believe that Aaron would willingly pursue a relationship with a man who was a half-brother to Robert, if only for the constant reminder of Robert and their history.

But, all that was necessary to make John front and center--couldn't have Aaron stress about the connection or even have Aaron really be a character in his own story. Aaron has been pretty relegated to the background and support of this romance the entire time. They needed to make sure that John was ingratiated into the village and unfortunately Aaron was a casualty in that.

Aaron digging his heels in and marrying John when Robert turned up actually feels the most in character he's been since his return, at least to me. He's stubborn and hurt and has convinced himself that John is this amazing man who's giving him stability and security, so obviously he's going to do everything to commit to that relationship for now.

[charmedoralarmed]

hello hamburr nation i am back after a year. 😂

[biblicalvampireemmy]

i made a post before (like a month ago) that im not linking bc im lazy and it's midnight its abt a hamburr au im making this quick

RESET!Au

this is a burr-centric story

this story relies a lot on undertale because uh, that fandom revived itself into my brain and i can't get rid of it

burr is essentially frisk. he doesn't really know that yet though. obviously, im not making him choose mercy, violence etc.

the only thing that will be undertale related is the reset button.

Burr shoots hamilton in the first round (?). And regrets it.

He finds a glowing light. a button with the word "RESET" on it.

If it was truly what burr thinks it is, he clicks it.

And we are back to when he meets hamilton for the first time. The thing is, burr doesn't manage to change hamilton's fate after 5 resets.

The thing though, like in the game, hamilton is aware of these resets, but plays along for his own sake. Burr isn't. At least he's not as aware until the duel. Hamilton persists even after three resets.

To find his buddies, Laurens, Lafayette and Hercules again

To meet his wife and the rest of the Schuyler sisters

To meet Washington

To meet Burr.

Again and again.

Every reset, he's sure Burr will finally maybe change his mind, maybe it would different. Even after getting shot three times he still trusts him to change it the next reset.

Burr goes through the five stages of grief (which are The Five Resets)

On the 6th reset, something happened.

It's the duel day, once again. Burr and Alexander are face to face one last time before going on about this reckless loophole. Burr feels empty. He stares at Alexanders glasses, where his reflection lies. It was silent for a moment.

"You don't need to keep doing this."

"What?"

Alexander turns around and waits for the duel to commence.

Burr is left there, perplexed.

[1634archive]

SALT LAKE CITY, UT - MARCH 10: Toronto Maple Leafs right wing Mitchell Marner (16) and Toronto Maple Leafs center Auston Matthews (34) talk between whistles during an NHL game between the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Utah Hockey Club on March 10. 2025 at the Delta Center in Salt Lake City, UT. (Photo by Aaron Baker/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images)

[thespineoftherighteous]

i just think that. Aaron starts going to night practices sometimes. not to practice but just to sit with Andrew.

[falafels]

pt.25!! <pt.24 pt.26>

french translation (please correct me if you know better as my french has got holes in it):

-can we do it again soon?

-get a grip, kevin. yes.

tag gang!! @andrewsleftarmband @blurryhour @you-know-i-get-itt @notexactlythatgirl @strangeoffputtingrat @tessasilverswan @minyard-05 @carbon-dated-gal @bisexualchaosdemon @stormiiflies @watercoloureyes01 @vampire-overlord @iron-sides @azure-wing @buffalo-fox @ohgodnotagainplease @pink-hydrangea @jaywalkerss @ohmynoggin-blog @cosmic-marauder @min-getoutofmy-yard @plazybones @disastersappho @leestars13 @the-witch-forever-lives <333

[minyard-05]

PSU foxes + others as things me and my friends have said

jeremy: i want a dog

andrew: i want to go outside and get hit by a car. but i can't. because it's my boyfriend's birthday.

jeremy: amen brother

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aaron: just found out people refer to katelyn as my girlfriend??

dan: i mean you are dating

aaron: yeah but i'm her boyfriend motherfucker what are you talking about

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nicky: if i don't get on a plane to see my partner right now i'm gonna blow this fucking building up– KIDDING

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matt: who am i kidding. i'm a straight guy. i'll never be a slut

allison: that's the loser mindset. anybody can be a slut. you just have to believe in yourself

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kevin: well it's not all men

katelyn: you know what? you're right. alfredo linguini would never do this to me.

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dan: i aint read the bible but i know jesus wasn't putting up with this bullshit

matt: you're gonna out-martyr jesus?

dan: i would've come back after two days. loser.

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renee: the next person to say 'apple pussy' gets their dick set on fire

allison: apple pussy

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neil: if there's one thing i know, its that turtles are just tortoises in water

aaron: tortoises can't swim

neil: i don't know anything

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andrew: today i almost punched the checkout machine because it asked me if i wanted a bag and i thought it called me a fag

betsy: did you punch it?

andrew: only the card reader

betsy: ok well thats progress

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laila: we need whore dervs

cat: come again?

jeremy: do you mean hores d'ourvers

jean: that's not how you spell it

laila: you would say that wouldn't you remy

cat: FROM RATATOUILLE???

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aaron: can i be frank with you guys

neil: well sure but we thought your name was aaron

bonus:

neil: i need to be straight with you

andrew: good luck with that

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freshman at practice: is that vodka?

kevin, drinking water: i wish

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nicky: sugar?? in salsa?? how the fuck did the british empire run a third of the world when you people can't even spice food??

neil: ...sorry?

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dan: what would you do if you found me tied up

matt: free you

dan: no youre supposed to say something sexy

matt: freedom isn't sexy anymore? well shit babe call the united states of america

[greg-montgomery]

Y/N just gushing about the gifts Hotch got her for Valentine’s Day in the gc 🤭🤭 the team could know they’re together and tease him for being whipped OR they’re just like “??when did you get a bf hello??” bc they don’t know they’re from Aar LMAO

Hope you know you’re very loved by us on this valentine’s day, fay 🤍🤍

the last sentence of your ask has me melting pls i love you so so bad 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

♡ ♡ ♡ ♡

[kaprikai]

More ideas for the Monsters' groupchat:

Andrew: where

Nicky: ??

Andrew: Neil

Aaron: why would we know

Nicky: omg is neil missing???

Nicky: do you think he got kidnapped again?

Nicky: Kevin call the fbi

Kevin: i don't have their number?

Nicky: omg wr need to send out a search party

Nicky: Kevin call wymack and abby

Kevin: why me? You also have a phone

Nicky: yes but i'm delegating

Nicky: me and andrew will take the car, you and aaron can scout the campus

Aaron: I'm not leaving

Nicky: Aaron omg one of our teammates is dying don't be so heartless

Aaron: he's not dying jesus

Nicky: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!!

Kevin: I'll check the court

Nicky: thank you kevin i will inform the upperclassmen i'm sure they will wanna help find our boy

Nicky: unlike SOMEONE

Aaron: fuck you i have to study

Nicky: at a time like this??

Neil: wtf guys? I was literally at the library

Nicky: NEIL OMG THANK GOD YOU'RE ALIWE

Nicky: Neil my child you scared us all

Aaron: told you he's fine

Neil: glad to know you're all so willing to help if i ever get kidnapped

Aaron: 🖕

Andrew: junkie

Andrew: roof

Neil: coming

Nicky: awww do you think they'll have reunion sex?

Aaron deleted Nicky from the groupchat

< part one

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