#( MENACE )

[satoblue]

with the language barrier between you and satoru combined with your lackluster skills in understanding japanese, you find that satoru often calls you by words you don’t exactly know the meaning to. it irritates you bc he won’t tell you what he’s saying or explain — and neither will anyone else. but based on the reactions from his coworkers and students you assume it must be bad from how their eyes widen in disbelief. shoko might ask if you two are dating to which you shake your head feverishly in disagreement to get your point across. with that, she’ll give you an odd stare and mumble a knowing “hm, okay…” under her breath. it irks you a little bc you don’t understand how the two things could ever correlate when that doofus is making fun of you in his native tongue. you realize only later that the names satoru has been calling you this whole time are along the lines of “my love” and “beautiful” and other endearing terms people use to refer to each other as their spouse or significant other, that the weird looks you’ve garnered from everyone is them trying to figure out what you mean to him while satoru himself is scared to find out too

[skycowboys]

Shrimp fishing with a belted kingfisher themed shortwing!

A recent commission :)

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[milksinyourarea]

Something tells me that Dan's been "Friday night, am I right brother?"-ing Phil off camera for a good few days now.

[xruiiii-blog]

See, I told u.

[brasiliangp]

GEORGE RUSSELL | AZERBAIJAN GP 2024

Saturday, September 14

[keeperofoverlookhotel]

Amazing Menace by PattieCosplay

[woso-dreamzzz]

Renée: "Beth. It’s me again."

Beth: "I assumed. You’ve called me five times since the squad announcement."

Renée: "I need you to tell Viv something for me."

Beth groans: "Please don’t make me pass on your motherly threats"

Renée: "No! Just tell her that under no circumstances is she allowed to let Menace, Vic, and Daphne be alone. Not in a room. Not on a walk. Not even waiting for food."

Beth: "…What are you afraid of?"

Renée: "You don’t remember last year when they tried to build a tactical formation using cones, a trampoline, and a hosepipe?"

Beth: "That was at Arsenal."

Renée: "They called it 'liquid football' and scared a physio into early retirement."

-🥊

She's just trying to plan ahead

Poor Beth has to be the middle man of it all

[wmnylander]

Dec 4, 2024

[melefim]

My cat’s been sitting in her tree and watching Dead Boy Detectives with me. Pretty sure she ships Payneland.

[loulou-land]

I’m sorry…sir. What?!!!!

[hatosy-shawn]

Shawn Hatosy: Peepaw and his tv bros still cracking the top 10 on Netflix. Are you watching Animal Kingdom yet?

[azzibueckers]

GOOD. FUCKING. AFTERNOON.

IF THIS WASN’T A HARD LAUNCH IDK WHAT IS ATP.

SHE REALLY CHOSE TO BREAK THE INTERNET AT 12:12PM.

[aventurineswife]

can I make a request where reader is on the express and they and silver wolf have some... Fun and after they're done March comes barging in only to see silver wolf and reader in bed and now they have to explain to hemiko and welt what they where doing (like two teens getting scolded by their parents)

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Summary: You and Silver Wolf were just enjoying some intense co-op gaming (read: very compromising activities) aboard the Astral Express when March 7th accidentally walks in on you both. Cue absolute chaos as she panics, Welt sighs in eternal disappointment, and Himeko enjoys every second of your suffering. Silver Wolf? She’s just having the time of her life.

Tags: Silver Wolf x Reader, Crackfic, Spicy/Suggestive Themes, Caught in the Act, March 7th Screaming, Welt’s Disappointed Dad Energy, Himeko is Too Amused, Silver Wolf is a Menace, Shameless Teasing, Embarrassing Aftermath.

Warnings: Heavy suggestive themes (smut implied but not explicit), Strong language & innuendos, Mild secondhand embarrassment (okay, a lot of it), Silver Wolf being insufferably smug, March 7th possibly needing therapy after this.

The air inside your Express cabin was still warm, heavy with the aftermath of your and Silver Wolf’s… activities. The hacker herself lay sprawled across your bed, her hoodie tossed onto the floor, her usually cool and smug demeanor now slightly softened by the afterglow. A lazy smirk tugged at her lips as she idly twirled a strand of her silvery hair.

“You know,” she murmured, voice still husky, “that was way more fun than hacking the IPC’s security system.”

You huffed a laugh, rolling over onto your back beside her. “High praise, coming from you.”

She grinned, reaching for her game console on the nightstand, but before she could power it on—

BAM!

The door slammed open.

“HEY, [Name]—!!!”

March’s voice died in her throat as her eyes widened like a deer caught in headlights. She took exactly 0.2 seconds to take in the scene—Silver Wolf’s very distinct lack of clothing, the way you both scrambled to cover yourselves, and the undeniable scent of compromising activities still hanging in the air.

Her face turned so red it could probably fuel the Express’s next warp jump.

“OH. MY. AEON.” March clapped her hands over her mouth in pure horror. “WHAT THE—WHAT DID I JUST—OH MY GOD.”

Silver Wolf, ever the menace, simply grinned, completely unbothered. “Yo, March. Wanna knock next time?”

March made a strangled noise somewhere between a scream and a dying cat.

“You—you—you two—?!”

You groaned, shoving your face into your pillow. “March, please, for the love of everything, shut the door—”

Too late.

Because, naturally, when someone screams on the Express, it attracts attention.

And who else would come investigating but Himeko and Welt.

“Oh no,” you whispered, absolute dread sinking in.

“Oh yes,” Silver Wolf whispered back, absolutely delighted.

Welt, ever the composed one, merely adjusted his glasses with an unreadable expression, though his gaze lingered on the mess in the room for a moment too long. Himeko, on the other hand, had a smirk way too knowing for your comfort. She crossed her arms, raising an amused eyebrow.

“Well, well,” Himeko mused. “Looks like someone was having a bit too much fun in their free time.”

Silver Wolf cackled. “You have no idea.”

March shrieked. “DON’T SAY IT LIKE THAT!!”

You wanted to die.

Welt sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. “I am not being paid enough for this.”

“You’re not being paid at all,” Silver Wolf quipped.

Himeko giggled. “Alright, lovebirds, care to explain why March had to walk in on… this?”

You and Silver Wolf exchanged glances. You opened your mouth to try and salvage the situation—

“We were testing a new co-op game,” Silver Wolf deadpanned.

March choked. “YOU WERE WHAT?!”

Welt sighed even harder.

Himeko just laughed. “Oh? And what exactly was this game called?”

Silver Wolf didn’t miss a beat. “Horizontal Tango 3: Express Edition.”

You lost it.

March fainted.

Welt walked out.

Himeko simply patted your head with an evil smirk. “You two better keep the noise down next time.”

And just like that, she waltzed out, leaving you in absolute shame while Silver Wolf just grinned, entirely unrepentant.

“…You are the worst,” you groaned.

She only laughed, pulling you back into bed. “And yet, you love me anyway.”

Damn it. She wasn’t wrong.

[woso-dreamzzz]

Journalist: Renee, how do you separate being a manager and being Menace’s mum?

Renee: Simple. I’m fair and professional.

Menace (from off-camera): She grounded me during halftime once.

Renee: And we won the second half 3–0, didn’t we?

The amount of times Menace has come home grounded for something she's done in training is endless

If anything, manager Renee is harder to impress for Menace because she's trying to keep the whole thing strictly professional

[applysome]

Alex Turner and a Vest

Hypothesis - Alex’s behaviour is wilder in TLSP when he is wearing a vest. I’ve had reason to believe this is the case for a while. So, I did what any good student (and insane person) would do, and set out on a fact finding mission with help from @sophaeros ‘s wonderful outfit guide (it made things so much easier, thank you so much 💕)

There are more sources than images, due to Tumblr limits.

Studio Coast, Tokyo

Here we have whatever this chair thing is, crawling around showing off, a photo I’m fairly sure did the rounds on a soft porn website, and of course - the licking game

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Olympia, Dublin

Here we have a very normal amount of staring, crawling between Miles’s legs, whatever that is with the mic stand, and of course, the bandana squat in Calm Like You - bonus lyric change “I was young, in the frost, no regard for the cost of sharing my feelings”

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Radio One’s Big Weekend

Here we have rolling around on the floor, doing bicycle kicks, ninja kicks - things he would blatantly lie about not doing years later to Annie Mac, when she witnessed it with her own eyes. Not to mention the ridiculous flirting in the post show interview.

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Europavox Festival, Clermont Ferrand

Here we have diving on top of Miles, pressing the mic into his chest and angling for a kiss, forehead nuzzling and of course, the infamous tie pull.

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Primavera Sound

Here we have the notorious nuzzle and lean, unspecified wiggling and of course, bowing down to Miles’s greatness (as he should)

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Bristol Summer Series

Here he just looks like an absolute menace to be honest, jacket on or off, but link 3 is the squatting Dracula Teeth performance… (too big to embed sadly)

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Ferrara Sotto le Stelle

Here we have another photo I’m pretty sure did the rounds on soft porn websites - speaks for itself - wiggling around during Moonage Daydream, moaning during Bad Habits and looking like an absolute life ruiner (though that could speak for every show though, let’s be honest…)

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Cleveland

Here…. We all know what happened here. But apart from that… giving an impromptu performance outside and carrying Miles away (presumably for a long nap, to rest after an exhausting show…)

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Fillmore, Detroit

Here we have the infamous (I seem to be saying that a lot) “I’ll give you the D - I wish you would…”, straddling Miles playing guitar, and the Miracle Aligner secret verse

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So, what conclusion did I draw, if any? Without doing a blind study against a random selection of shows where he wasn’t wearing a vest, I’m not sure that this is a fair test. But, it did seem there was a higher instance of wild behaviour when Alex was wearing a vest. In fact, what prompted me to investigate this was that most of the insane moments that instantly came to mind, he was indeed wearing a vest. Whether this was due to body confidence and feeling himself, or simply being later on in the show (feeling the heat and needing to remove jackets etc, possibly with more alcohol consumed) we may never know. But I feel that there is sufficient evidence for my hypothesis to stand.

Bonus: Yellow Suit

Apparently Alex only wore the yellow suit twice (it felt like a lot more to me, but I am biased, it’s one of my all time favourite outfits). So I didn’t feel like I had enough data to try and prove or disprove, but just for fun:

Rock Werchter

Here we have whatever on earth that is, suggestive singing to Miles and of course wearing his jacket on his head because reasons?

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Coachella

Here… Again, we all know what happened here. But apart from that, attention seeking twirl, a very dramatic clinch during The Dream Synopsis and one of my all time favourite photos, again of him looking like an absolute menace.

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Should I have spent my time doing literally anything else other than this? Undoubtedly yes, but I am nothing if not a conscientious student and lover of science.