#( jack: convos )

[hemaris]

was walking along a stream and kept seeing these little flower boats go by, and i was like "how nice is it that someone took the time to make these". and then 15ish minutes layer i came by a bridge where a guy in his sixties/seventies was sitting down with a huge bucket of freshly plucked flowers and leaves making the little boats, and another guy in his twenties who was fluent in english explaining to passers by that yes it's free, yes you can take pictures, yes it's just for fun. the older guy kept telling everyone that succesfully dropping them into the stream upright and having them sail away meant good luck in the future, and i'm like 98% sure that they were folded in a way where they're *always* gonna end right side up, but that didn't stop him from clapping/cheering every time one landed right. i sat down for a bit and hung out and chatted with them for like half an hour and they were SO fucking nice that i genuinely cried a little afterwards and anyway thank u for coming to my ted talk about the restoration of my faith in humanity

[lavendarbooks]

Violet: If karma won’t fuck you, I will.

Xaden: Is this a pickup line or a threat?

Violet: Both.

[mics-bootlicker]

language barrier rodydeku is real to me. throughout the events rody would start talking too fast or in phrases deku doesn't understand and izuku is just there like "😄😄😄 what?" izuku starts doing his muttering thing (in Japanese) mid sentence n rody just 🧍🧍

[skiplo-wave]

Oh.

[seafoamdew]

“Hey, handsome. Nice ride you got there~”

“H-Hvernig ferđu ađ ūessu?!”

(inspired by @bignostalgias translations au)

[hannahmanderr]

random Cujo headcanon i'm submitting to @duchi-nesten for approval:

Cujo has a unique ability to sniff out portals. Unlike Wulf, who can only track his own, Cujo can track just about any portal at any time, natural or manmade. It's partially why he's able to come so quick when he's called or why he has a knack for seeming to turn up out of the blue (usually near Danny, who just reeks of the Fenton Portal).

that's a huge reason why he bonds to Danny in the first place. a friendly ghost boy who smells like a portal? What's not to love? Eventually, after spending more and more time with Danny, the scent of the Fenton Portal becomes more and more recognizable to him, and with the Fenton Portal being consistently present and in the same spot, having the same smell as his favorite person, he begins to associate the scent with the idea of "home."

[altonate-universe]

based on an exchange between my friend and I (it was like. 2 am)

[huntrcssqueen]

Starter for ⇥ @lithiumwolff

❝ There’s only so much one human can take. ❞

[quotidian-oblivion]

I WAS LEGIT TAKING NOTES WHILE READING THIS, THEY BALANCE CHARACTERS AND RELATIONSHIOS AND PLOT AND DESCRIPTIONS AND WRITING AND WORLDBUILDING SO WELL

[strawberrybyers]

“i wish i knew how to quit you”

“sometimes i miss you so much i can hardly stand it”

i just know brokeback mountain was on the drawing board for how to handle internalized homophobia, gay yearning, suppressed homosexuality, and being with someone that you don’t truly love while quietly wishing the life you want to live would be one of ease instead of drifting off into loneliness and despair because you’re not living your truth

[interoteme]

jacktober 14

[wolfgirlandfarmboy]

❤️: I wish my boyfriend didn't do such horrible and disgusting things 💚: All I did was drink some milk, Nana ❤️: Absolutely foul 💚: You really won't kiss me because I drank milk? ❤️: You chugged a gallon jug right in front of me, Jack 💚: YEAH but it was just ONE! ❤️: YOU CAN CHUG MORE!? 💚: NANA PLEASE

[wintermav]

This is the kind of greed they talked about in the Bible.

[corpseface]

"Do not eat that dirt."

[shoezuki]

cant wait for tubbo to get to when dream mentions sharing lewd fanart in the discord when tubbo n tommy were 16ish and he just shrugs it off

[loosesodamarble]

Jack: The key to a perfect steak is that there’s gotta be some juice in the meat.

Magna and Luck: (snicker)

Jack: Okay, you two. We get it. You’re gay. Now I need you to be gay *and* capable in the kitchen.

Magna: Don’t you worry. If I learn from you, I’ll master meat handling in no time!

Luck: (cackles)

Jack: 🙄