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jellyjamheadobb · 1 year ago
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dat-soldier · 3 months ago
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it works differently in the kink comics
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1960z · 5 months ago
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I know I’m not the first person to say this but fandom’s seeming need to shove any character dynamic into some kind of familial role (siblings, father-son, mother-daughter etc) increasingly feels just as stifling and dismissive of platonic love as making every relationship romantic does.
I dunno man do you view all of your close friends as siblings cause I sure don’t. and I definitely don’t think of them as parents
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maanraat · 1 year ago
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I just Had to do it
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bllmak · 4 months ago
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captainjonnitkessler · 2 years ago
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Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"
Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.
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akanemnon · 26 days ago
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Parallel guilt FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
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innerchildabortionclinic · 3 months ago
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TED BUNDY WASN'T "CHARMING" AND WOMEN DESCRIBED HIM AS CREEPY. he would pretend to be injured and need assistance to get women to approach him! the myth of the charming serial killer is only useful to cops who don't want to admit they view victims of serial killers as disposable.
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rawme-price · 17 days ago
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141!reader high on anesthesia after wisdom teeth removal or something, right?
Well all the friends u usually would have drive you home are busy, so u ask simon you. Well price decides to tag along bc there's no way hes letting simon behind the wheel while ur too loopy on meds tk reign him in.
You seem calm, hands folded over ur stomach when the pair walk in. The same soldier price knows so well, collected as ever. Except, the second your eyes drift over to ur captain you sit upright with a gasp. "Oh my god-" simon senses whats about to happen, pulling his phone out. "Do you need a dog? I can bark and beg."
Prices brows shoot up, shocked and a bit embarrassed. Well, there goes that calm demeanor he was just praising. "What?" He asks, mostly confused as to where the hell this is coming from.
"What? No one's ever hit on a dilf like you?" Is ur response, hand reaching out with little grabby motions even as u slur ur words. "C'mere, I wanna feel those muscles big guy." Price has half a mind to step back, but ur suddenly leaning so far off the bed u almost fall. Pricr quickly steps in and pushes you back against the bed, heart thudding.
"Ohhh-" you gasp dramatically, hand coming up to keep his grip on ur bicep "you into manhandling, daddy? Its okay, i can play rough." Price genuinely splutters at that, wrenching his hands off u and backing away. The whole time simon is gleefully filming in the corner, reveling in his captains discomfort.
That is, until price shoots him a dirty look and ur eyes land on him. "Oh wow you're big! Pretty, too. Hey, I bet you'd look good between my thi-" simon clamps a hand over your mouth, face red as he gruffs out an embarrassed "that'll do." And shuts off the recording.
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paragonofromance · 2 months ago
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frank isn't there as a BAND MEMBER he's there as a FAN
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jellyjamheadobb · 1 year ago
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cosmicwhoreo · 3 months ago
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sigh... we don't get enough if any Margalong... I suppose I'll have to do my thing and carry.
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ruushes · 2 years ago
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sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)
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illusioncanthurtme--art · 11 months ago
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H... hello billford people...
If I didn't have commissions to work on, I swear I'd be drawing nothing but these two all day. I'd have a fucking graphic novella by now dksjhjskgh
But these are some doodles I've done while slacking off. I really hope you like them, I've honestly been excited to throw my stuff into the tumblr billford pile (seriously, there are SO many of you making artwork, and you're all so talented?? It's wild. It's like christmas every day.)
So.. I hope you like these! I like to think about Ford when he's all gullible and infatuated with his muse... before he wises up to bills bs.
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spineless-lobster · 2 months ago
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I really didn’t feel like drawing the comic so here have this edit instead
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cloned-sheep97 · 1 year ago
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Oh you're a queer kid? what's your fav music artist? and don't say...
will wood
will wood and the tapeworms
Tally hall
Miracle musical
mitski
jackstuber
joe hawley
that handsome devil
chonny jash
tom leher
ghost and pals
maretu
6arelyhuman
odetari
penelope scott
rio romeo
cuarteto de nos
riki musso
santiago tavella
laufey
taylor swift
radiohead
marina
weezer
the beatles
tv girl
billie ellish
milk in the microwave
bo burnham
fish in a birdcage
toby fox
lemon demon
sarah and the safe word
asteria
artic monkeys
they might be giants
my chemical romance
green day
gorillaz
ado
melanie martinez
the strokes
evanecense
glass animals
soddiken
the scary jokes
whatever Your favorite martian was smoking
tyler, the creator
the crane wives
the living tombstone
cavetown
mindless self indulgance
the orion experience
hamilton (yeah ik its a musical)
heathers (yeah ik its a musical x2)
ride the cyclone (YEAH IK ITS A MUSICAL x3)
steam powered giraffe
kiuko (i dont remember how its spelled)
21 pilots
Sir Chloe
hazbin hotel soundtrack
paparrapa the rapper soundtrack
sonic soundtrack
or the omori soundtrack
edit: just to make clear that i don't know every queer band on existence
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