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#This feels too accurate lol#rey rambles#meme#memes#dumb shit#funny#relatable memes#funny memes#best memes#lol#tumblr memes#dank memes#humor#twitter memes
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it works differently in the kink comics
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I know I’m not the first person to say this but fandom’s seeming need to shove any character dynamic into some kind of familial role (siblings, father-son, mother-daughter etc) increasingly feels just as stifling and dismissive of platonic love as making every relationship romantic does.
I dunno man do you view all of your close friends as siblings cause I sure don’t. and I definitely don’t think of them as parents
#shut up abe#like w phoenix and maya for example i get that there are aspects to their relationship that lends itself to the whole sibling thing#significant age gap as well as gap in maturity etc#but all their banter has never felt like sibling banter to me. it feels like the dumb shit you’d say and do w a close friend#and that’s because that’s exactly what they canonically are. close friends
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I just Had to do it
#dungeon meshi#my level 4 or bellow creature life#dumb shit#my boy <3#laios touden#laios dungeon meshi
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#ace attorney#miles edgeworth#phoenix wright#art#bllmak artwork#okay for those who need context#just uhh I have no idea if this is a thing in other countries or not#so in russia we celebrate april fool's day#and if you're like super lazy you just say some dumb shit like#'omg your shoelaces are untied!' or 'your fly is open!'#and then laugh your ass off if they fall for it#it's basically like a tradition at this point#but honestly you don’t even need context for this pic#like#ok but why does bro know that
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Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"
Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.
#thinking about the person i saw saying that if you're at a protest#and other protesters try to stop you from becoming violent you should just kill them bc 'peace police are still police'#even taken as hyperbole that's simply dumb as shit on every conceivable level#it's also pretty blatantly hypocritical coming from people who are usually self-avowed prison/death penalty abolitionists#like i'm sorry but you don't get to be a death penalty abolitionist and also call for the death of your political enemies online#this isn't a major issue or anything i'm just bored and annoyed
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Parallel guilt FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
#undertale#deltarune#utdr#comic#crossover comic#twin runes#twin runes au#twin runes comic#chara#asriel#flowey#welcome back to another session of the autor is scared of reader reception!#now featuring flowey/asriel!#seriously... whenever I write about chara and their past I get legit scared of how people will take it#because I have seen how people CAN take it#and that scares the absolute shit out of me#but i still wanna tackle it because it is super integral to their and flowey/asriel's character#so you know how people argue about who's to blame in that scenario?#how about they both blame themselves?#and they then argue about it who's more in the wrong?#even though they were both dumb because they were children
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TED BUNDY WASN'T "CHARMING" AND WOMEN DESCRIBED HIM AS CREEPY. he would pretend to be injured and need assistance to get women to approach him! the myth of the charming serial killer is only useful to cops who don't want to admit they view victims of serial killers as disposable.
#going crazy cuz i'm seeing tons of people say dumb shit rn after season 5 of you#one of my pet peeves..misconceptions about serial killers
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141!reader high on anesthesia after wisdom teeth removal or something, right?
Well all the friends u usually would have drive you home are busy, so u ask simon you. Well price decides to tag along bc there's no way hes letting simon behind the wheel while ur too loopy on meds tk reign him in.
You seem calm, hands folded over ur stomach when the pair walk in. The same soldier price knows so well, collected as ever. Except, the second your eyes drift over to ur captain you sit upright with a gasp. "Oh my god-" simon senses whats about to happen, pulling his phone out. "Do you need a dog? I can bark and beg."
Prices brows shoot up, shocked and a bit embarrassed. Well, there goes that calm demeanor he was just praising. "What?" He asks, mostly confused as to where the hell this is coming from.
"What? No one's ever hit on a dilf like you?" Is ur response, hand reaching out with little grabby motions even as u slur ur words. "C'mere, I wanna feel those muscles big guy." Price has half a mind to step back, but ur suddenly leaning so far off the bed u almost fall. Pricr quickly steps in and pushes you back against the bed, heart thudding.
"Ohhh-" you gasp dramatically, hand coming up to keep his grip on ur bicep "you into manhandling, daddy? Its okay, i can play rough." Price genuinely splutters at that, wrenching his hands off u and backing away. The whole time simon is gleefully filming in the corner, reveling in his captains discomfort.
That is, until price shoots him a dirty look and ur eyes land on him. "Oh wow you're big! Pretty, too. Hey, I bet you'd look good between my thi-" simon clamps a hand over your mouth, face red as he gruffs out an embarrassed "that'll do." And shuts off the recording.
#man i love putting reader in situations where they say dumb shit abt someone and said person hears it#cod#cod smut#<<suggestive technically#simon ghost riley#captain john price x reader#captain john price#john price x reader#price x reader#cw intox
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frank isn't there as a BAND MEMBER he's there as a FAN
#mcr#mcr tumblr#gerard way#mcr gerard#my chemical romance#my chemical ray#my chemical frank#frank iero#my chemical mikey#my chemical fucking romance#mcr frank#I KNEEWWW his ass was gonna pull some dumb shit like this#also is this exactly what i said on twitter? yes. yes it is
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#I love this sm#rey rambles#meme#memes#dumb shit#relatable memes#funny#funny memes#lol#best memes#tumblr memes#humor#dank memes#haha#twitter memes
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sigh... we don't get enough if any Margalong... I suppose I'll have to do my thing and carry.
#cookie run kingdom#cookie run#crk#royal margarine cookie#longan dragon cookie#margalong#royal margarine cookie x Longan Dragon Cookie#pitaya dragon cookie#cookie run ovenbreak#crob#they find him amusing...#I tried to give longon's disguise traditional Korean clothing cuz that's what their servants seem to wear from what I can compare#simple... yes but they prolly wouldn't wanna draw attention to the embarrassing form by dressing more to their status#Pitaya currently shitting bricks seeing their dumb ahhh friend flirting with literal death#doodles#Royalongan
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sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)
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#gale dekarios#shadowheart#astarion#bg3#baldur's gate 3#my art#want to promote a greater shovel presence in the fanbase. where is all the shovel content. where is my beautiful daughter#she is gale's familiar. to me.#he may not necessarily *want* shovel#but it's too late now#he's her wizard it might be more apt to say#tara is not in any way shape or form a familiar she's like. his aunt.#also i have GOT to develop a faster way of making things like i have so many dumb joke ideas i can’t be rendering shit. unsustainable! 😭😭
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H... hello billford people...
If I didn't have commissions to work on, I swear I'd be drawing nothing but these two all day. I'd have a fucking graphic novella by now dksjhjskgh
But these are some doodles I've done while slacking off. I really hope you like them, I've honestly been excited to throw my stuff into the tumblr billford pile (seriously, there are SO many of you making artwork, and you're all so talented?? It's wild. It's like christmas every day.)
So.. I hope you like these! I like to think about Ford when he's all gullible and infatuated with his muse... before he wises up to bills bs.
#In summary#my thoughts on these two: You cannot take this shit seriously at all. “The sillies” is honestly the best way to address them#because this isn't anything other than really really dumb. and I love that.#billford#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#sketchbook#pencil drawing#traditional art#traditional drawing#bill cipher#stanford pines#billford fanart#my art
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I really didn’t feel like drawing the comic so here have this edit instead
#the p in patricide stands for pride 🌈✨💞#I loveeeee wasting my time making dumb shit like this <333#hades game#hades#zagreus#hades supergiant
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Oh you're a queer kid? what's your fav music artist? and don't say...
will wood
will wood and the tapeworms
Tally hall
Miracle musical
mitski
jackstuber
joe hawley
that handsome devil
chonny jash
tom leher
ghost and pals
maretu
6arelyhuman
odetari
penelope scott
rio romeo
cuarteto de nos
riki musso
santiago tavella
laufey
taylor swift
radiohead
marina
weezer
the beatles
tv girl
billie ellish
milk in the microwave
bo burnham
fish in a birdcage
toby fox
lemon demon
sarah and the safe word
asteria
artic monkeys
they might be giants
my chemical romance
green day
gorillaz
ado
melanie martinez
the strokes
evanecense
glass animals
soddiken
the scary jokes
whatever Your favorite martian was smoking
tyler, the creator
the crane wives
the living tombstone
cavetown
mindless self indulgance
the orion experience
hamilton (yeah ik its a musical)
heathers (yeah ik its a musical x2)
ride the cyclone (YEAH IK ITS A MUSICAL x3)
steam powered giraffe
kiuko (i dont remember how its spelled)
21 pilots
Sir Chloe
hazbin hotel soundtrack
paparrapa the rapper soundtrack
sonic soundtrack
or the omori soundtrack
edit: just to make clear that i don't know every queer band on existence
#el cuarteto de nos#will wood#tally hall#lemon demon#toby fox#odetari#6arelyhuman#mitski#asteria#omori#pen#elope scott#marina#weezer#tv girl#queer#lgbt#lbtqia#shitpost#shitposting#dumb shit#radiohead#bo burnham#jack stuber#they might be giants#melanie martinez#gorillaz#my chemical romance#hazbin hotel ost#steam powered giraffe
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