#(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ KILL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thegroovyboar]

No use crying over spilled tears.

Because the problem isn't so much the mistakes you made, but the time you wasted crying about them.

this illustration has a cool concept, but a terrible execution. This draw SUCKS! there are so many things I'm unhappy about and doesn't look very much as I pictured it in my mind. But I worked on it so i'm gonna post it again because I really like the basic idea.

Also the scanner killed the colors. I've used so many different shades of blue in this draw and it all looks the same. fuck (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

[fiachdubh-corvuscorax]

Deliver Us the Moon

Rating: ☆ ☆ ☆

Let's start by saying this: I liked this game. The story was gripping, and the mystery behind the disappearance of the people manning the moon base was always interesting. On the graphics side, it is pretty good too. The textures are nice and smooth, and I didn't notice any breaks. A lot of the elements looked a bit "stock", I wonder if they are the preinstalled Unreal Engine ones. No judgement for saving time, if that's the case.

However, I didn't love Deliver Us the Moon, hence the three stars. What made me only like it? Well, first of all the controls. They are clunky and sometimes it felt like I was trying to make my character run in a puddle of oil. But the controls alone made me take only 0.5 stars off the rating. The remaining 1.5 are due to my biggest gripe with DUtM: the platformer/puzzle levels.

OMG those levels made me rage. And not in a Cuphead way, but in a "why is the floor so slippery?!?!?!" way. There was this one level in particular, where I needed to find my way through a maze with some robots that were set on killing me. I've played so many stealth games in the past, it should be a breeze, right? RIGHT? No. It wasn't. The robots could somehow see me behind walls. Also I kept finding myself in dead ends, until I watched a walkthrough video and realised that I had to climb on an incredibly unassuming box to reach a broken platform that I thought was there to spruce up the level.

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

Ok that's all I had to say about this bye (=ↀωↀ=)

[dootznbootz]

My rage is immeasurable

Look I'm someone who's planning on having the Water Wife fight giant catfish and shit in my fics and she knows 1v1 she could take someone but 108 people? While also trying to keep her son SAFE?!

Also she's a QUEEN, even if DID have those men killed, the political repercussions that could occur? At the end of the Odyssey, all their families were enraged and went to the palace. And Athena was the only reason why another war didn't break out. Penelope MAY be Athena's "pet liar" as well but Athena had a plan. What poetic justice for the rightful husband and king to this powerful queen to be the one to wipe out all these men as "none could string the bow" therefore none were worthy of her EXCEPT Odysseus.

Penelope DOES wish that they all died when Telemachus sneezes!

Didn't you notice that my son sneezed a blessing on all I said? That means death, once and for all, to every one of the suitors: not a man can escape his doom.

(Rieu, Book 17)

SHE'S A LIL WILD!!! She's just smart!!! It's not weak to wait for the opportunity to strike!!! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

“We need more complex female characters!”

None of you could even handle Helen of Sparta. And she’s been around for a long time, yet she’s still misunderstood.

[girlwiththegreenhat]

wanting to bitch about confusing road laws vs none of your friends drive or will understand = bitching on tumblr.

green lights at four-way intersections should always be accompanied by a yellow left turn arrow as a reminder to yield to oncoming traffic. this is the biggest problem facing our country right now. i am objectively correct.

[drakonovisny]

video recording incident (the microphone wasn't on): 10 dead 3 injured

[igonecrazy]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!

[junk0u]

“Put Kill la Kill on as ‘background noise,’” I thought the myself. “You won’t pay attention because you’ve seen it before,” another part of my brain reasoned. Ends up with eyes plastered to the screen and this happens.  

[inaris-mage-of-storms]

>:(

(cw the tags are angry and there is mention of killing/death don't mind my void-yelling)

[zu-is-here]

Zu, I'm scared. I have the bad impression that Ink gonna release Aim, but in the portal (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

Can I kill Ink ? He hurts Aim by caring him like that (҂‾ ▵‾)︻デ═一 \(˚▽˚'!)/

That would be much meaner! >:') Luckily, Cross holds him tight ("ò_ó) (Maybe way too tight tho...)

Alas, Ink is immortal :( And it does hurt indeed! (">_<) Quite a tricky situation...

[puraiuddo]

hakdjsldjdldjs so somehow the wind has been simultaneously taken from and put into my sails for this fic lmao

was dragging my feet a bit b/c i’m (1) busy & ill and (2) very bad at maintaining sustained creative drive to complete anything really (3) the fandom died down a bit so i was worried that no one would be interested anymore

but

(1) apparently some anon and i share the same brain cell?? and so i guess they wrote up and sent a little prompt-esque ask about the concept (2) which blew up so apparently people are very much interested (3) which spoils the surprise a bit but it’s the journey not the destination which makes fics interesting ✌🏼

so now a new fire has been lit under my ass to to finish & post this fic quick before people think i didn’t come up with it organically lmao

so i’m posting this shit by the end of the week if it fucking kills me (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

shout out to keferon for instigating the surge of new jp content that subsequently tweaked my brain enough to inspire me to complete a fanfic for the first time in *checks ao3 notes* 7 years 😬

…you will all thoroughly regret it ✌🏼

[illusionsofdreaming]

I'm really not a sadist but I feel like the amount of blood he coughed up was not enough? I'm impatient to see the part where he leads the war while completely covered in it! I still also don't know how he gets pale like that when he has a restoration ability, shouldn't it also recover the blood he lost? He looks way too thin in the official art, and no matter how much I get excited when he's in danger I'm genuinely worried the author will pull some absurd move and perma-kill him! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

it's all the foreshadowing right? author-nim really have us on a tight chokehold waiting for the other shoe to drop-

I actually have a theory regarding this 'the amount of blood [Cale] coughed up was not enough' and that something worse is coming feeling.

It's all about the powercreep. It's inevitable when you have a munchkin character who's journey has been relatively smooth thus far - yes he's bled a lot but the blows have often been softened by Vitality of the Heart taking away the pain - or he's unconscious and gets saved by a dragon. He even gets to solve his past regrets - if you think about it, TCF so far has been a redemption arc for KRS.

So even though he has bled a lot, we all know he's going to be fine. When a man's constantly wearing his blood like a fashion statement and still be fine and dandy, it's going to take a lot more than just blood as an indication of hurt. For readers to even consider KRS is in mortal danger we'd need only the most extreme scenarios now- essentially, we've been a bit desensitised to the severity of all the stupid stunts Cale is pulling off one after another.

This actually happens in a lot of munchkin plots, where they constantly, at a fast pace, beat villains which grow in strengths in leaps and bounds but still never as fast as our munchkin hero. First, they beat the village robber, then the county's corrupted lord, then overthrow the Emperor, fight a demon, kill a God, then the God of Gods-- then what?

Eventually, our MC is so overpowered they're basically untouchable. What happens to the story after that?

Cale is not at that stage yet, but it's a trend we start to notice - hence the foreboding feeling we're getting. He's beaten a lot of formidable foes now - each ridiculously stronger than the one before - his next adversary will surely hurt, right?

Breaking his plate didn't kill him. Being stabbed with a stick didn't kill him. Perma-kill seems like the only option now to wring angst out of our numbed hearts-

What will else will author nim make him lose now?

[dainslefs-wife]

I know that a lot of people hate him for killing someone, and I'm not going to say who, because manga spoilers.

But I would let him rail me.

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

LOOK AT HIM!! DANG I WISH THAT WAS ME

[perfectsunlight]

cant believe we went from i might kill my ex to understand (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

LMAO IM SORRY

[freeusemuses]

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻: how do you let your anger out?

I play Borderlands. Killing scores of bandits is a good way to work out your anger.

[2-cute-4-school]

𝘕𝘊𝘛 𝘋𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 : 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴

M.list 

Genre : fluffy comedy

Trigger warning : swearing, suggestive teenage jokes??

Word count : 1.4K words

Mark Lee

swears for sure, loud and proud

“fUCK”

“Mark, there are kids around!”

chenji snickering in the background

“oh jeez, y/n, thank you for your worry, my dear, I’m fine it’s not like you left me without heirs”

“your watermelons are in the kitchen tho”

(╬ಠ益ಠ)

he sulks in a corner for the next half an hour until you come up to him and cuddle up to his side, nuzzling your head in his shoulder as you smile up at him with puppy eyes

“come on, baby, you know i didn’t mean to hurt you” (๑◕︵◕๑)

mark groans, knowing he couldn’t stand that cute face of yours

“it still hurt” that pout of his hURTS

your smile turns smug as you lay a teasing hand on his upper thigh

“want me to kiss it better?” (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

（＊〇□〇）…. ！

“Y/N NO-” *cultural shock*

he wouldn’t say no later after everyone else went to sleep oops ◑.◑

Huang Renjun

4 words

scared for your life

i mean he’s cute but he also wouldn’t hesitate to kill (҂⌣̀_⌣́)

so you take your chance while he’s still doubled over, covering his friend

“okay so it’s been a pleasure but now i gOTTA GO bYE-” (*/∇＼*)

you don’t even get to step outta the door

he locks you in a headlock quite gently since you’re still his baby and drags you back inside

“prepare a nice coffin” “hyuck you’re not helping-!!”

renjun just rolls his eyes and shoots haechan THAT look

haechan’s future grandchildren just felt a shiver run up their spines

n e way renjun just *leads* the way to his room and closes the door after you

and that’s the last anyone has ever seen of you (⌣_⌣”)

*jk jk* kinda

but as soon as he releases you, puppy eyes kick in as you turn around and cling onto his shirt, a pout painted on your already ⁞ ✪ ⌂ ✪ ⁞ face

but renjun just chuckles and ruffles your hair fondly

so you’re like “hUH, do i get to live another day?”

“you’re so cute, baby”

you let out a relieved breath, until his face darkens (╬☉д⊙)⊰⊹ฺ

“but if there’s a next time, I won’t hesitate to end you”

ゞ◎Д◎ヾ “yes sir”

Lee Jeno

you stare at him with wide eyes as he slides onto his knees, head bowed as he holds his private thingies

you sputter once you realize where your knee landed and extend your hands towards him shakily

“J-Jeno, are you alright... ?”

he raises his head and look you in the eyes with that sweet eye-smile of his that could melt anyone

“i’m gonna die” (　◠ ◡ ◠　)

“oh my God” ฅ=͟͟͞͞((꒪∆꒪;)ฅ

so now you’re left scrambling around like a headless chicken

and jeno just watched you somewhat amused, forgetting all about his pain until you grip your phone in your hand

“i’m calling for an ambulance”

“Y/N NO WAIT STOP” ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ

and now you’re wrestling over the phone as he tried to snatch it out of your hand and you try to take it back

“why the hell would you call the ambuance?!”

“you’re hurt!!”

“and what are you gonna tell them??”

“that i frickin smashed my boyfriend’s dick!!!”

cue jeno reddening more than it should be humanly possible (๑꒪⍘꒪๑)

“y/n that sounded so wrong, i’m never scaring you like this again”

Lee Haechan

so we all know he’s a drama queen

so he will surely dramatically fall to his knees and whine

ofc when you see his glistening eyes you crouch beside him and start fretting because come on, who can resist baby hyuck

but while you coddle him, you catch a glimpse of his smug smile

oh so you think you’re slick hyuck? think twice (stan twice)

so you muster the most innocent voice you can come up with

“oh no, baby, i’m so sorry!!”

“is this how you show your love for me?!?!” (ᗒᗩᗕ)՞

“i’m so so sorry, let me try that deep tissue massage i learned, maybe it’ll help” *deep tissue massages hurt like a bitch*

his face suddenly turns scared as it should-

“wait wait no-” (‘﹏*๑)

“we should ice it afterwards!!”

his soul surely left his body

“y/n wait please, i was just-”

“actually, mark taught me about that message so i should ask him to do it for you, right?....hyuck?”

soulless starring into a painfully embarrassing abyss of deep tissue massages and ice on his bruised di-

“i’d rather cut it off”

“it can be done” (￣ω￣)

Na Jaemin

he loves you

but he also loves his future children

who are crying right now  

“i know i said jisung is my child already, but i’d still like to have my own you know” (x_x☆

“i said i’m sorry, don’t be dramatic now”

*GASP* “YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT ME!!”

you rolled your eyes so far back that they greeted your lonely last braincell

“is it that obvious?”

*GASP*x2 “i knew it!! i have been raising a bunch of hooligans all this time!!!”

*cue dramatic crying*  (੭ ˃̣̣̥ ㅂ˂̣̣̥)੭ु

but since he’s just too cute for anyone to resist, you cuddle and spoil him for the rest of the day

he feels that it is only fair to receive hugs and kisses on demand since you ‘put him through so much suffering’ (his words not yours)

and because you love him too much for your own good you give him whatever he wants

that’s how you ended up curled on the couch, limbs entangled with Jaemin’s and him nuzzling lovingly into you

“give me a kiss”

you roll your eyes *smooch*

“tell me how much you love me”

you roll your eyes x2 “sooo much, jaemin, so much”

“only that much?”

“careful or my elbow might slip again” (;¬_¬)

“sorry sorry” (′ʘ⌄ʘ‵)

Zhong Chenle

he tries to play it off pt.1

because this baby is trying to seem less baby and show of his manly side to you ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ᕤ

but of course he’s still baby

so he straightens up as fast as he can and continues on with his business, trying to keep a straight face despite the obvious discomfort

“babe, i’m so sorry- “

“it’s alright, it didn’t even hurt”

you raised an eyebrow once you saw his clenched jaw, realizing what he was trying to do

“oh it didn’t?”

“nope, not at all”

“oh then next time i’ll make sure to not hold back”

“huh? next time?” ⊙﹏⊙

“well it’ll probably happen since i won’t have to be careful because it clearly doesn’t hurt”

he laughed awkwardly, turning to face you

“now now, y/n, let’s not get ahead of ourselves haha”

“come on, baby, hiding your hurt from me doesn’t make you any higher in my eyes. come here”

you cupped his face in your hands, squeezing his cheeks cutely as he stared in your eyes with a pout, his hands sneaking around your waist

“but i’m only your baby, alright?”

“that’s right, and the cutest one at that”

*beep* *cue wide eyed jisung giggling from behind his recording phone*

“yAH PARK JISUNG, YOU BRAT, COME HERE OR I’LL CUT OFF YOUR PINKY SIZED WILLY!!!”  (ﾉꐦ ⊙曲ఠ)ﾉ彡┻━┻

Park Jisung

he tries to play it off pt.2

but mostly because he’s embarrassed

so you trail after his retreating shaky form, face burning from the awkwardly loud shriek he let out once you accidentally hit him while you apologize continuously

“it’s okay, i’m fine, i’m pretty sure that hit numbed it”

“jisung, i’m not sure that’s how it works”

“oh my God, what if it’ll be numb forever? what if my supposedly future spawns are doomed?!” (๑⊙ﾛ⊙๑)

“okay first of all don’t call your future children ‘spawns’, that’s just weird”

“well, i’m sorry, but i think we have a much BIGGER problem right now”

“well, i wouldn’t necessarily say bigger, but- “

jisung.exe has unexpectedly shut down ~ restarting...

“Y/N, IT’S REALLY NOT THE TIME FOR THESE JOKES”

“sorry sorry”

you lay a gentle hand on his back, guiding him to the nearest chair, your eyes and voice as soft as they can get

“maybe you should sit down before you pass out, jisung”

“pass out? nah, no, i’m fine, it’s fine, we’re gonna be fine, i have faith in my buddy, everything’s gonna be JUST fine, oh my God, i think i’ll pass out”  ヽ(;ﾟ;∀;ﾟ; )ﾉ

he calmed down after some kisses and lots of reassurance that his future ‘spawns’ are safe

~requests are always open so don’t hesitate to hit me up with whatever you’d like, a little prompt list here to inspire you just in case~

[igonecrazy]

I WATCHED 6 AND 7!!!!! IDEK WHERE TO START AKSJAKAKAKA-

- okay episode 6 first aksjakakaka THEY FINALLY MET!!! IT TOOK THEM SIX EPISODES TO MEET!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

- And then Will tries to kill Hannibal. And Hannibal tries to kill Will :((( Typical but I’m tired of their dumbassery aksjakkaka

- I want to punch Mason in the face he’s a fucking slimeball omg

- ALANA AND MARGOT 💖💜💙!!!!!!!!!! DAMN!!!!!!! Me likey!!!! 😍😍😍😍

- ok fuck episode 7 was so hard to watch 😭😭😭 hanniboo 😭😭😭

- I thought nothing could top the dude inside the foal and then Mason did this :/ 🤢🤢🤢

- HANNIBAL PEGGED MASON!??!!!! (Also side note if anything thinks Hannibal is straight despite him canonically knowing what stimutaling a prostate does imma seriously throw hands 😤)

- MASON DEAD!!! :D :D 🥳🥳🥳

- Hannibal surrendered :o

- He literally said he’d always be found with Will I’m emo now 😭😭😭😭

I TOLD YOU THEY WERE SPECIAL RIIIIGHT!!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳

Their time apart sucked for us as much as it sucked for them 😭😭😭

No! You can't! You shouldn't have tried you dumbfucks!! He says this and then like a survival challenge whore puts them to the test!! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

Also..Will and Hannibal invented romance in these two episode 😭😭😭🖤🖤🖤 their own brand of fucked up I hate him I will kill him the first chance I get but I will also kill anyone else who tries to kill him pls don't hurt him he's mine but also take him the fuck away from me I can't stand his stoopid face! romance!! 😭🖤 I love it!

This whole scene and the whole bunch of dialogues here just......ah! Staph! It hurts! Also! The boi looks at his long lost (8 months!) boo who gutted him like this and people still think Will doesn't absolutely love him 🤭🤭

And then Hannibal was like you drew knife on me you're going into the soup!😔 🤣🤣🤣

Mason is a slimy pig 🔨😑 who got what he absolutely deserved!!

But am still grateful for him chaining Hannibal so we could have the satisfaction of him getting unleashed 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

And yessss!! Margot and Alana!! Damn! When they first met and flirted I was like it'd be cool if they got together but I didn't let myself hope that they would and then they did and I was smacked in the face with that whatever the fuck was that sex scene which took me a few seconds to even decipher what I was seeing 🤣🤣🤣🤣 anyway!! Murder Wives..the deadly couple but with braincells and .........(I'll mention the rest later 🤭)

With a cattle prod!!!! (I dunno........no I know shoot!) 🤣🤣🤣

Nobody....well I hope nobody thinks Hannibal Lecter is straight ☺️ he is pansexual and a disaster when in love coz his braincells retire 🤦🏻‍♀️ hence it took him so long to tell Will how he felt about him! Crushing fear of vulnerability for someone who's into murder and staging and cannibalism 🤦🏻‍♀️

THAT FUCKING BREAK UP!! THE SOFT SWEET SURROUNDING LULLING ME AND HANNIBAL IN WITH A FALSE HOPE TOWARDS OUR OBJECT OF DESIRE WHO'S SAT THERE LOOKING LIKE A SLEEPY BANGED UP SIREN! AND THEN IN THAT FUCKING SOFT WHISPER HE BREAKS UP!!!!! AFTER WE SAVED HIM!!!!!! THAT WHORE!! (not that I blame Will Graham for it..it adds into Will's bigger narrative of trying to get away from Hannibal..which is why he keeps saying shitty things like "You don't know who's side am on" to Pazzi "a part of me will always want to run away with him" to Jack not refuting Alana in Hannibal's kitchen when she asks if he could still be friends with Hannibal who's friendship is "blackmail elevated to the level of love" this time he tries to push Hannibal away putting the responsibility of putting distance between them on Hannibal..he doesn't call the FBI or anything and when Jack shows up he's like he's gone Jack.. But his plan of putting distance woked a lil too well and Hannibal was like fuck you am going to jail because you said you won't miss me! Hannibal is Will Graham's biggest stray who is bitey won't behave but also would not fucking leave him alone..IN Short what am saying is that Will Graham never wanted Hannibal to surrender or get caught he just wanted to be left alone coz he was tired of their game which neither of them could win and he was still not willing to accept the darkness in him..)

A special mention to Chiyoh my beloved for being the coolest and sweetest 🥺🖤

A lil Mads and Hugh from the blooper reel ☺️☺️☺️☺️