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2.05 The Aftermath | 5.01 Nameless, Faceless
#criminal minds#criminalmindsedit#cmverse#cmverseedit#userparallels#elle greenaway#aaron hotchner#ellegreenawayedit#aaronhotchneredit#mine#edit#*#parallel*#i love parallels#tag meta#wordles#meta#~#otp: now i think i'm actually gonna miss that#i think about this a Very Normal Amount! and the fact that chris mundy wrote both! it's fine!!#i definitely don't lose my mind thinking about how hotch has absolutely put this together in his head at some point#how elle's assault and subsequent vigilantism and resignation absolutely rattled him to his core#(in part because of the guilt and in part because of his own thoughts/behavior in 1x17 with elle#(another chris mundy episode i might add!!) but that's a whole other can of worms)#how he understood the violation of what happened to her and made sure to personally remove all traces of it#(to atone for his part in what happened to her first and foremost but also because they were close. he understood her!)#and i definitely don't wonder if while it was happening. he thought that. maybe. this was retribution for his part in what happened to elle#i could scream about elle and hotch for days honestly
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(ID in alt) I literally said I was gonna post this month's ago and then never had the wherewithal to describe it and so I didn't Lmao (said with pain). But since I'm thinking of opening my commissions I figured I should remind ppl that I. Yknow. Can draw.
Lots of Steph here (I had major art block making all of these and my brain worms for her kept me going) + some sprinkles of stephcass for Cass nation to enjoy!
#dc comics#dc#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#jason todd#(yes for the teddy bear. it counts)#batgirl#batgirls#mine#< keep forgetting to tag my art as that I'm terrible đ#ANYHOW I'm slowly getting back into drawing again after my last ipad got nuked (cant think abt that or ill cry) and i finished uni#oh yeah j finished my first year of uni btw. i went to an Olivia Rodrigo concert like a week or 2 ago. I've been busy lol#but yeah it's looking like I've got a fun summer of bottom feeding ahead of me now that I've officially been told i got passed over for that#-comic job i applied for. lol. lmao even#it's fine honestly it was a pretty daunting prospect i just have to find a way to fill the time by myself now#I've plenty of comics to read so that's nice. got wayyy into mark waids DD run recently (mostly for Chris Samnee's art)#so that's been fun! i have my empowered omnibus (embarrassing and kept under my bed <3) i have TT year 1 i have huntress and WW#uhhh i got flash 1 minute war. lots of good stuff!#so hopefully i don't go. completely feral from lack of stimulation#also hopefully commissions will be a thing i can do#godddd there's many mkre things i want to draw. i got too enamoured w my own bad theory and now I've drawn tim!bats#but unfortunately now i only want to draw tim!bats being laughed at my the batfamily bc seriously tim?? really??#< it's literally probably not going to happen but I've invested myself in this terrible future for some reason#imagine damian trying to robin for tim!bats for 1 (one) night and the next morning he doesn't say anything he just moves to bludhaven#he can't take this shit#oh so many ideas...#ANYWAY. ues. finally art. now if you like it. consider commissioning me (in 2 to 3 business weeks <3)#(no pressure)
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14 MARS, 2016 ŕź MANDAG, 11:45
19 MARZO, 2019 ŕź MARTEDĂ, 08:05
APRIL 1st, 2019 ŕź MONDAY, 8:37AM
29 APRIL, 2019 ŕź MAANDAG, 08:25
05 SVIBANJ, 2025 ŕź PONEDJELJAK, 12:55
NOORHELMS + THE SLO-MO PARALLELS
#Skam#Skam OG#Skam Italia#Skam Austin#wtFOCK#Sram#Noorhelm#Incantava#Wilsen#Zoenne#Klamaric#William delivered sm in this clip THE WORLD SHIFTED#MAJOR bonus points go to the wind + Noora's hair#and the song choice Julie Andemmmmmm#now why did Edo look like Ele had beaten up his friends herself?#Ele and her green grape eyes <3 hate it when she feels bad#Daniel being his dramatic self and next clip he pisses me off even more Grace baby get behind me#gotta mention tho my love for Jordan Diaz the only P Chris after the OG that won me over#Zoenne locking eyes 1st thing will always be the moment incredible showstopping spectacular and I was never the same after it actually <333#SRAM finally delivered a Roko slo-mo everyone celebrates (except Nora but she'll soon be fine I missed her smile today)#it's 2025 and the 2016 slo-mo's butterfly effect is still here happening!!! in Croatia now :')#p.s: the other remakes didn't have this scene otherwise I'd have giffed them obv#boy skam austin's coloring I'm so sorry I did my best I promise but I guess the original coloring looks like an IG filter from that time bc#it just ????#wish I had managed to make all of them look similar I'm so annoyed they don't#Noorhelm's are also impossible but I could have tried harder#maybe tomorrow I'll recolor some of these#BUT ANYWAY
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haterism moment not even about ships I donât gaf about that rn WHY are we just traumatising henren so soon with their kids WHY was there no character movement WHY is the Chris storyline being dragged out so much like weâre still basically where we were at the end of ep 4 itâs way too early for this much filler WHERE were the masks etc ugh this is just frustrating that basically nothing happened
#I said it at the end of season 7 that where theyâll lose me is the Chris storyline and now itâs months in and heâs still in Texas#like if there was movement Iâd be fine but nothing happened the episode was stagnant LIKE WHAT WAS THE POINT#like buck heavy??? LMAO WHERE#like why did I bother staying up for this lmao I couldâve watched this tomorrow#noah watches 9-1-1#911 spoilers
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i half-wrote this post when the trailer for re9 first came out and people were throwing around theories of leon dying in that game which i now take some issues with personally
like, first of all, he hasn't been in a mainline game (not including the remakes) since re6 and hasn't appeared in the timeline since 2015 (death island). it would be pretty odd to reintroduce him now only to kill him off and have to backtrack in the timeline to fill in the gaps (i mean, it's probably not the first time it's happened but at the same time that's like a 10 year gap in his story)
second of all, something about a character returning to the site of his biggest trauma and the place where he lost pretty much everything only to die there seems a bit.... unfulfilling to me. especially considering the finer details of what happened after re2.
third of all, wouldn't that put more of a focus on leon rather than on grace aka the actual protagonist? like ethan dying in re8 was so impactful because we'd been following him for the past two games. we saw how he fought to save his wife and then his daughter and how it killed him in the end. if it were, say, chris dying in his place, it would be sad because chris is one of the original protagonists and he's beloved by the fanbase, but it wouldn't have the same emotional impact as ethan's death did because, simply put, chris was not the main character in re8. ethan was. same goes for leon dying in re9. he would not be the main character if he's in that game. it would be grace. it would be an inherently less impactful and emotional story because he would not be the main character.
to be quite honest, if we were getting a game in which leon died at the end, i would rather it be one in which he is one of if not the sole protagonist and not a side character.
#btw i desperately hope we get more of grace in future games#i mean ethan was kind of from the start a dead man walking. he literally died at the beginning of re7#and spent the next two games being sustained by mold until miranda killed him#but grace seems pretty young and at the beginning of everything#clearly something is Happening to her but like. this would not be the first time at all that a re protagonist got infected with something#and was fine in the end lmao#i mean there's ethan. who wasn't fine in the end but he survived for 3.5 years like that. leon with las plagas. jill with the t-virus#chris claire and leon with whatever the fuck was going on in di i still dont get it#rebecca with arias' thing which i also still don't get#that's literally every main protagonist and i forgot about revelations 2.#claire with the t-phobos virus as well#there's probably more examples but like. grace has the re protag plot armour hopefully#she'll be fine im sure. *knocks on wood very hard*#she better be fine capcom or else i am coming for your knees
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i don't think chris smokes weed or does edibles and he claims it's for some pretentious reason about "avoiding drugs to keep [his] head clear" (like he wasn't reliant on alcohol for most of his time at uni) and/or regurgitates some anti drug propaganda from his mother when asked why not but in reality he's just really scared it'll give him a panic attack so bad he'll have to go to the hospital lmao
#and his fears are not unfounded that could happen to him for real#his fears are certainly not assuaged when vanessa tells him a story of exactly that happening to her lol#but tbh i think he could potentially be fine high if he's with the right crowd#they just have to be people he really trusts otherwise he will actually for real freak out ghldsakjf#the goes wrong show#chris bean#ask to tag#marshy speaks#.......i do kinda wanna write a fic where he accidentally takes an edible. i like the idea of him going from anxious and paranoid to loopy#and clingy once he's successfully settled down#i think that'd be cute <3#also i'm a loser stoner so i wanna write about drugs LMAO
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TCL 3x05 thoughts
The main things:
This ep starts literally immediately after last ep ended, and then takes place over 2 full days
Looks like Thony and Jorge swapped numbers at some point lol; I guess Dante got tired of being the go-between haha. But for a guy that was so concerned yesterday about Thony missing her interview, he sure seems chill about pulling her away today⌠only to have nothing for her but an unintentionally murdered guy and an uncomfortable fight with his sister lol. Thatâs a bit embarrassing for you there, Jorge! I like that he later ended the business call about Nadiaâs payout to be able to answer her, and then followed through on her request to talk to Ramona on her behalf. And then she shows up at his officeâ did she google him or did he actually tell her where to find him??-- and tries to convince him to nullify the Amber Alert, and ngl I enjoy the fact that much of their dynamic so far is basically Thony either ordering or begging him to do something, and him being like âNoâ and making some mocking remark to her about it⌠and then later doing exactly what she asked/suggested lol. Thony (and especially the potent combination of Thony and Luca) really does have some kind of magic power over the men of this family⌠though Arman seemed to accept it far more quickly and eagerly than Jorge, whoâs still half-heartedly trying to resist haha. But then again, the man still showed up at her court hearing and not only provided the exact thing she asked for, but he also stayed to see the outcome and her reaction?? Like Iâm absolutely hearing Nadiaâs words to Arman rn: âYou love the way she looks at you when you do these things for her. When you are her heroâ... Jorge got his first real taste of that during the last ep, and looks like he already wants more haha
Thony and Ramona are clashing more and more which is potentially going to be very problematic for Thony when they lose Arman and she is no longer shielded by her connection to him⌠but I guess thatâs when Jorgeâs growing regard for her is going to come into play, and create an interesting divide with the siblingsâŚ
Poor Thony reliving the trauma of losing Luca, only even more terrifying this time because instead of Marco (who sucked but was at least relatively safe), he could be with someone who intends to hurt him. âWeâve been down this road beforeâ yeah in more ways than one
âYou and Armando will work together, so when Iâm goneâŚ(etc)â okay this is a very odd statement for a 50-something to make??? And she later says something about bringing Arman home âwhile thereâs still timeâ-- time for him, or her?? Like is Ramona secretly dying and thatâs why sheâs so determined to get Arman back, so Jorge will still have family watching over him? Surely the writers wouldnât use a plotline like that though, not given how we lost AdanâŚâŚ.?Â
Okay letâs all pretend that we believe that a 6 year old kid, who had barely experienced the world outside his own bedroom before a few months ago, managed to navigate the streets of a major city on foot to a location thatâs a 10 minute drive away, and then also somehow snuck into a large public facility undetected and didn't raise red flags as an unaccompanied kid hanging there for hours lol
Ugh so much love for the courtroom scene and the fam all giving their testimony. I love that they were all clearly ready to commit perjury if needed (eg by covering up Thonyâs shady activities if asked about it) and that they also said such beautiful, heartfelt things, because god did Thony need to hear those things. After everything she has gone through, and everything that her actions to protect Luca put the rest of the family through, sheâd clearly started to question (like we saw in the kitchen earlier with Fi) whether she is actually truly goodâ a good mother, a good family member, and a good person in generalâ or if she only brings pain to those around her. The forgiveness and support of her family doesnât erase what sheâs done, but it is going to be a huge part of how she moves forward and grows as a person, and Iâm really looking forward to seeing more of that journey.
I also loved that the people trying to take Luca away were two crusty old guys, while Thonyâs lawyer (who looked like she was trying not to cry when Thony did her big speech), and the judge, and of course Susan (who, while on the CPS side, is actually fairly impartial and in some ways shows a lot of regard for Thony, and didnât raise an objection even though she could have) are all women. It feels like a subtle nod to the themes of both motherhood and women supporting other women in this show, and thatâs really cool.Â
Other stuff:
Congrats to Fi for finally getting to have her own Traumatised Showering Scene haha, I think Thony has had at least 2 or 3 by this point. But I did feel for Fi and Chris that they barely even got to begin to unpack what happened to them because things were just immediately about Luca. Also ngl that music/voiceover combo right at the start with the abrupt fadeout was a bit weird lol
âSometimes I wish I was a turtle, so I could hide in my shellâ #relatable
Love the sweet JD/Fi stuff, though this dude needs to recognise his place in the family hierarchy and not make calls that arenât his to make lol. Leave the dealing with big important stuff to the women, buddy, youâre out of your depth! Â
Speaking of dudes messing things up⌠seriously Dante? Accidentally killing the best lead your bosses have to getting their relative back? Thatâs embarrassingly amateurish. Unless thereâs actually more going on here than we realise, and he did it deliberately to keep the guy from talking??
Ok seriously how many doors lead outside from Lucaâs room?? I know itâs a converted sun-room and not a proper bedroom, but still, they should at least be locked if not also securely barricaded. Geez.
Ah the many facets of Jorge, comfortable in a homeless camp and while torturing a guy in a warehouse, but also in a courtroom and a fancy corner office, and also while kneeling in a kitchen doorway to earnestly accept a gift of a cupcake from a 5 year old lol
Thony always tells Luca sheâs never going to let anything bad happen to him⌠but uhhh, a little too late there, donât you think Thony? Poor kid has been through more âbad thingsâ than most adults, and most of them have happened within the last 6 months lol
Lol at Thony trying to tell the officer to drop the charges against Dante and heâs just like ânopeâ haha. I bet she really misses her surgeon days when she could just give orders and people would follow them without question
No Nadia this week! Honestly it felt weird not to see her; it really feels like she is part of the family now, and Iâm looking forward to more of her and Thony working together
Goddamn I really gotta learn Spanish.
#The Cleaning Lady#TCL recaps#TCL spoilers#The cleaning lady spoilers#ngl I liked the ep fine#but I felt weird and empty after watching it#or maybe it was more after watching next week's promo#I think I'm just not ready for the distractions of the Fi & Chris plot and the Luca plot to be over#and to have to face what happens next with Arman#sigh there's gonna be a lot of tears next week I just know it
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Catching up with the manga during spring break after studying relentlessly only to see pairs in shambles. I feel like the community fire gif right now, LMAO.
#why is reo always suffering#istg he's the one person we see in tears the most#i don't blame reo at all#or nagi even for how things turned out#ego notably blames the two of them for what happened buuuut#âit was already withered up thenâ#âhis talent will never blossom againâ#âbut you continued to water it and believe otherwiseâ#the real problem was manshine city#nagi ended up in the wrong place to train him#because he had not only reo#but chris prince and agi actively looking out for him#so they watered him even more so to speak#and as foreshadowed by baya#nagi is the same way as choki#he shouldn't be overwatered#but i don't think it's the end for him#after all according to floriography#cacti represent endurance resilience and persistence#in hanakotoba it also represents lust which has nothing to do with this but i'm just throwing it out there for... reasons#besides he is associated with the death tarot card#which we know signifies transformations changes and endings#the losers gate shouldn't mean anything#i mean kunigami walked through those gates and he came back#who knows if we'll have another wild card situation on our hands hehe~#withered cacti can be rebloomed depending on the severity of the damage and cause of the wilting#in nagi's case he's just waterlogged as hell from the way reo and manshine trained him#just leave it out to dry and address the areas of rot and repot it and it'll be fine to rebloom#ego's already addressed the rotted areas and ensured proper drainage and if we do another wild card thing then that solves the repotting#but who knows maybe my love of plants and floriography has gone too far because i love nagireo as well and i'm trying to cope LMAO
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I think @nocofamilyau is probably the best blog on this webbed site because
A) cute family dynamics
B) they made an au where the show ended after season 3, and instead of focusing on characters like Ezekiel, Alejandro or Chris, easily the most interesting characters in this scenario, they focus on two barely relevant characters. (I love NoCo as much as the next guy but letâs face it those two did NOTHING.) and three characters that wouldâve never existed had the show been cancelled in s3
C) Raj looks like a muppet in every scene heâs in. â¤ď¸
Honestly? Perfect. No notes, I wish I was capable of doing the same.
#noco family au#total drama#total drama island#td noah#td cody#td raj#total drama noah#total drama Cody#total drama raj#ok but in all seriousness what happened to Alejandro Zeke and Chris I need to know#probably rude to ask since their ask box is closed and I should just wait but like#if I had to guess#Chris got arrested for killing off two kids#but theyâre both somehow fine and living out their dreams as a travelling cryptid duo
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Alec manages to age more in the 2 year jump between seasons 4 and 5 than they had in the past 20 years and thats thanks to parenthood/losing your partner babeeyy
#Alec w the biggest bags under their eyes but also an undying love for their kids 'im fine'#honestly chris dying was unfortunately. the best thing to happen to this family.#tempted to give them some gray for season 5#oc tag
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the nature of volfoss is they will make translating proper nouns actually the most hellish thing int eh world.
#twist rambles#like. theres one location that has about 5 diff translations. the machine translation has it as lily june or liliegen. then i get the#physical map. ok. its lelie june. thats fine. and its the same when its shown in the in game map when ur travelling. and THEN i get a title#card in game. which happens w locations often. and it shows up as lelie jene. i nearly started crying. and there was one more machine#translation one but i also like. did not remember bc i recognize the kanji now. which is a plus to all this i think. but it is so infinitel#frustrating. i didnt have all the resources i did when i started it and shalvas' name translated to charbas/charbus OFTEN. so in my brain#that is his name. it is not. the only name i havent had issues w is uchidas and thats bc its like. actually japanese and not the scariest#spelling that they can inflict on man. some of the other things that are definitely SOMETHING translation wise is that like. a lot of the#official english on the map is misspelled. and im staying accurate to the map. so theres typos. not even to get into characters that im lik#sure appear once. and thats it. and i NEVER know what their name is. bc its not important enought o be in the gallery. rip to whatever the#official spelling of riggin/rigging is. i will never know.#â#the amt of time chris has had to wake up to me having the WORST time bc the translation stuff is so inconsistent w proper nouns. the MANY#creature names spelled weird. iron meiden and like. 5 million others. the amt of times i have (sic) in my doc by their names is far too man#sorry i love to complain. it IS a labor of love. but i am also so like. worried abt some of the names. can you imagine having to write a#serious paragraph when a guys name is ax fart. because thats one of the guys names.
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woke up and decided to be bothered by the chris plot. because chris going around telling all his el paso friends that eddie is so cool but like . what is he saying when they ask if your dad is so cool why do you live with your grandparents . like đđ. eighth graders would be asking this. and then literally what is eddie and chrisâs relationship rn. we didnt get to see any reconciliation with them at all really. did they talk about what happened. are they going to talk about what happened. if eddie and chris decide to go back to LA without talking about what happened on our screens then what is the point of any of this. and Im not even someone who thought this plot was stupid from the onset. the doppelganger stuff and chris leaving 2 days later without talking to eddie at all was stupid, but i was fine with some eddie/chris conflict regarding shannon. but the way they have chosen to handle that conflict is sooo so stupid. does the audience even remember why chris is in texas. are we supposed to kind of forget until its brought up again later ?? i just. dont get the writing choices regarding chris at this point
#the writing for eddie has been good. the writing for chris and eddie/chris has me lost#negativity#more thoughts. i dont even really want to revisit dead wife doppelganger really. but to have no discussion about anything đ#its like they just put chris in texas to torture eddie for 10 episodes.#and also like. the whole point was to put eddie and chris through conflict over either shannon or eddie not prioritizing his feelings#like to see growth or development between chris and eddie. except we saw none of that theyre just. fine but in texas? đ#idk still interested to see what happens with eddieâs parents. i hope chris is at least involved there đ#like if youre going to break the eddie chris bond so dramatically they have to come out stronger on the other#side right?#and rn its just like. magically fixed. not strengthened. idk
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#i was. watching tv. and this movie starring chris pine started playing#and while watching i was thinking#'man dwd really traumatized me i feel a bit uncomfortable seeing chris but its ok i'll push on through'#and the his character goes home and GUESS WHO'S COOKING#OLIVIA#KJFHFKFFJ#i said oh no thats it im done watchingđ#im sorry olivia sorry chris but i still need to heal give me more time kfjfjfj#also sorry florence bc i still cant look at you#dwd happened but its over and everything will be fineđ#ok bye jfjkff
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imagine eddie making a new friend, someone who's 100% unrelated to anyone or anything else in eddie's life, just a guy he meets at the gym and vibes with. and the guy thinks that buck is eddie's husband. it takes eddie a while to realise that's what his new pal had taken away from their chat about their kids, where more than half of the photos of chris eddie showed off had buck in them. so at first eddie's just too fucking startled to correct him when idk CRAIG says 'oh shoot that's my bus, gotta go, but hey you and buck should come round for dinner one day. my husband keeps saying we need to make more queer friends with kids since we moved here! ok byeeee' and eddie goes home thinking I'll just explain next time I see him it's fine and hey I can hook him up with hen and karen I bet they'll get along great. and the thought makes him feel...... something.
and he is going to explain to craig, he is, but the next time they bump into each other is right after him and buck have had an argument, like they keep having since buck moved into his new place, and it's nice to be able to vent to someone who doesn't know buck but who has the right... well, no, the wrong idea about what place buck occupies in eddie's life. but it's nice to be able to vent without having to explain. so eddie doesn't explain. and he keeps not explaining, while craig gets the impression that eddie and buck are going through a really rough patch since buck's dad died but eddie wants to make it work while buck keeps pulling away.
OBVIOUSLY they're grabbing coffee one day when buck happens to walk into the same coffee shop. EDDIE! HEY! and... uh who's this?
eddie, kill bill sirens blaring: this is craig. my... friend. from the gym.
buck: oh that's cool... you've never mentioned him before....
craig, desperately: you must be buck!! I've heard so much about you! don't worry, I'm a married man, not that you would have anything to worry about anyway. eddie's so committed
buck: he is?
eddie with one thousand yard stare: i am
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I've seen a lot of "first date gone wrong shenanigans" but what about a "friend hang where everything goes so right, they're forced to call it a date" for them? Eddie buys Dodgers tickets for him and Chris. Chris says, "Dad, are you crazy?!?!?! I have three tests and two essays ALL due Friday. I do NOT have time for this" because Mr. I Puke Over the Stress and Pressure of Chess definitely cares about his grades. So, Eddie texts Buck and says, "I have an extra ticket, you in?" and Buck responds, "A night with the Diazes? Wouldn't miss it for the world" and Eddie says, "well. Actually. Just me. :(" and Buck goes, "I'll pencil you in then, if I must :)" But then Buck is driving to Eddie's because Eddie is going to drive them to the game, and he stops at the store first. To get Chris study snacks because he's trying to suck up to him post-Texas. The cashier is like, "here. Someone paid for these roses but then dramatically took a phone call with their girlfriend and said they no longer needed them. I think they broke up. They're yours now." So, Buck brings roses to Eddie who is like, "uhhhh, wow" all rosy (pun moderately intended) cheeked and Buck is like "yeah haha I got them for free, BUT they'll look so much better here!!!!!!!!" (they both miss him living there, but couldn't think of a logical reason for him to actually stay) And they go to a restaurant first, and the couple next to them gets engaged. Turns out to be like some rich LA couple, so they buy everyone in the restaurant a bottle of wine to celebrate. So, Buck and Eddie are just like chilling, sharing this bottle of wine, and the couple next to them is talking about their plans for the future and Buck and Eddie are eavesdropping and smiling at each other and feeling light and happy. Then they get to the game finally, and a couple asks them to take their photo, because tourists, and then they offer to return the favor and Buck and Eddie now have a picture of them in front of Dodger Stadium and Buck "jokingly" sets it as his phone background, which makes Eddie take a picture of Buck but super zoomed in on one of his eyes, and he "jokingly" makes that his phone wallpaper because they're being giddy and stupid and maybe a little 30-something men flirty. And the Dodgers win and neither of them care or notice. They decide to take a walk after, maybe at the beach, maybe in the neighborhood of South Bedford because Buck "misses the area". And when they're walking it just feels right to hold hands, and then maybe when they go to say goodnight it just feels right to share a first date sort of kiss. And they don't really talk about it, they just go on dates and start treating each other like boyfriends and all of this is fine with them until Maddie is like, "okay, wait, when did you guys actually start dating? Like when is the anniversary? Also how did this happen?" and Buck and Eddie are like shrugging, Buck is saying, "maybe that dodger game? maybe non-exclusively years ago? I guess I don't really know, just sort of happened." And Eddie is just like grinning, "See Buck, the universe doesn't scream, sometimes it just whispers."
#911#buddie#911 abc#clearing out my drafts đ¤ˇđťââď¸#Important to note in MY mind#Eddie has a mustache throughout this whole thing
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... in which cocky!sub!chris swears he'd never whimper or beg and you try and prove him wrong
cw: subbbyyyy, whimpering, handjob, blowjob, p in v, pussy eating
âYouâre so full of yourself,â you said, hovering just close enough for him to feel your breath against his jaw.
Chris grinned like the devil. âI mean, can you blame me?â
You rolled your eyes, letting your fingertips drag slowly down his chest. âYou really think youâve got all the control, huh?â
âI know I do.â His voice dipped, cocky and confident. âIâm not like those other guys you mess with. I donât beg. I donât whimper. And I sure as hell donât give up control.â
That made you laughâlow and dangerous. âIs that a challenge?â
His eyes flicked to your mouth. âIâm just telling you whatâs real, baby.â
You stepped in closer, letting your hand slip lower, pressing over the bulge in his jeans with featherlight pressure.
Chris sucked in a breath through his noseâsharp. But his eyes were still dark and lustful.
âI could make you fall apart,â you whispered, teasing him through the denim, slow and maddening. âI could have you crying for it if I wanted to.â
He scoffedârolling his eyes. âNo chance.â
You kissed the corner of his mouth, soft and mocking. âYouâd beg me to let you come. Youâd sob when I didnât.â
Chris swallowed. You felt it. âI donât sob.â
âYou will.â
You dragged his zipper down slow. Deliberate. Let his cock spring free into your hand, already twitching, already flushed deep and leaking. His jaw clenched.
âStill think youâve got all the control?â you purred.
Chris tried to speak. Tried to say something cocky. But all that came out was a stuttering breath and the tiniest noise from the back of his throat.
You smiled.
âYouâre already whimpering.â
âIâm notââs just cause youâre holding my dickâ His thighs flexed under your grip. He looked down at you like he couldnât decide if he wanted to pick you up and flip you over or let you do whatever you wanted to himâ but he wasnât giving up easily.
You squeezed him gently, twisting your wrist the way you knew he liked.
His knees buckled.
âOh, fuckââ he gasped.
There it was. The high, soft groan he swore he didnât make. Cracked right out of his pretty mouth.
You looked up at him, all fake-innocent. âWhat was that?â
Chris shook his head, pretending it didnât happen, cheeks flushed, lips parted. âWasnât a whimper.â
You leaned in, pressed your lips to his throat, feeling the frantic pulse there, despite his cocky demeanor.
âI havenât even started yet.â
âI can take it,â he muttered, jaw clenched. âYouâre not gonna break me.â
You raised a brow. âNo?â
âIâve had worse.â
You leaned in close, your breath hot against his cheek. âMm. Youâve never had me.â
And then you sank to your knees.
Chris flinched.
His hands twitched like he wanted to grab your hair, but he didnât dare. You licked a slow stripe up the underside of his cock, deliberately slow, teasing. His hips jerked forward before he could stop them.
âAlready twitching?â you teased. âThat didnât take long.â
He let out a low, strained breath through his nose. âItâs not like youâre bad at it,â he muttered, trying to sound casual.
You smirked. âIâm better than bad.â
He didnât answer. He couldnât.
Because then you took him into your mouthâdeep, wet, slow enough to burn. His hands balled into fists at his sides, knuckles white. You watched his stomach contract, his thighs tense.
Still silent.
Still trying to win.
So you got meaner.
You hollowed your cheeks, sucked harder. Let your spit drip down his shaft as you bobbed your head, slow and relentless. You moaned around him, loud on purpose, and he whined. A barely-there breathy little gasp that gave him away.
He bit his lip. You pulled off.
âYouâre gonna bleed if you keep biting down like that,â you warned, pumping him lazily with your hand. âYou gonna cry before you come, Chris?â
His eyes were glassy. âIâm fine.â
You tilted your head. âYouâre shaking.â
âIâmâfine.â His voice cracked on the word.
You gave him one long stroke, base to tip, and his hips thrusted without meaning to.
âYouâre thrusting into my hand,â you pointed out.
He swore under his breath.
âWhatâs that? Didnât catch it.â
âFuck. You.â
You grinned. âEventually.â
And then you stood.
He looked wrecked, but still trying to keep his chin high, pretending he wasnât seconds from begging. You straddled him on the bed.Â
Then you guided him inside you in one slow, steady motion. His head thumped back against the headboard, a full-body shudder wracking him.
âOh myâfuck,â he choked.
You rolled your hips once.
He let out a moanâsharp and sweet.
Then immediately clamped a hand over his mouth, like he could stuff the sound back in.
You grabbed his wrist, pulled his hand away. âLet me hear it.â
He blinked up at you, sweat on his forehead, pupils blown wide. âI donâtââ
You clenched around him.
Chris whimpered.
The sound spilled out of himâhigh, broken, completely unlike the cocky, smug voice he usually used when he had you under him. He looked horrified the second it escaped, eyes wide like he couldnât believe heâd made that noise.
But you could. You knew this would happen.
You leaned down, lips brushing just under his ear. âThere it is.â
He shook his head weakly, like he could take it back, but you rolled your hips againâslow, grindingâand he shuddered.
âF-Fuck, stopââ he gasped, but his hands were gripping your thighs like he was the one begging you to stay.
âThought you didnât beg?â you whispered, dragging your nails lightly down his chest.
âIâm notâshitâIâm not begging.â
You clenched again, fluttering tight around him, and his whole body arched.
âYouâre trembling,â you said, smiling like you werenât seconds away from completely shattering him.
Chris tried to laugh, tried to play it off, but it came out ragged. âYouâreânnghâso full of yourself.â
âAnd youâre full of me,â you purred, dragging your hips again, slowly, rhythmically, keeping him right there on the edge.
He bit his lip. His hands were gripping you now, not for controlâbut for balance. You could feel him shaking. His jaw clenched. His abs tightening.
âYou can let go,â you whispered, cupping his jaw, tilting his head back to look at you. âYou donât have to pretend.â
Chris whimpered againâlouder this timeâand his eyes fluttered shut like he was trying to block it all out, but it was too much. You were too much. His breath was coming in shallow pants now, his whole body strung tight like a rubber band about to snap.
âYou wanna come, donât you?â
He shook his head againâreflexive, desperate.
You dragged your hips down hard once, clenching tight.
His hands flew to your waist.
âFuckâokay, okay, pleaseâdonât stopââ
Your eyes lit up.
âThere it is.â
He blinked up at you, wrecked. Face flushed, lips parted, pupils blown black. He didnât even try to talk anymoreâjust stared at you like you were the only thing holding him together.
âBeg for it,â you said, gentle. Not teasing nowâjust real. âSay it.â
He hesitated. Swallowed. And then, voice breaking:
âPleaseâplease let me comeâI need itâfuck, I need itââ
You rocked your hips once more and he sobbed, the sound spilling out like he didnât even know he was capable of it.
âOh my god, look at you,â you whispered. âFucking ruined.â
âPleaseââ His voice cracked, desperate and wrecked and real. âLet me comeâplease, I swear Iâll be goodâpleaseââ
You didnât stop moving. Not for a second. You kept that same rhythm, same pressure, tight and wet and relentless around him, riding him like your only mission was to wreck whatever pride he had left.
And then he started to shake.
It happened fastâlike his body knew before he did. His hands clawed at your waist, not guiding you, not controllingâjust holding on, desperate and twitching.
âF-fuck, Iâm gonnaââ His head dropped back hard against the headboard. His whole spine arched. âOh myâshit, fuck, Iâm comingââ
And then he did.
It ripped out of him like a storm.
His cock twitched hard inside you, pulsing thick ropes as he cried outâsharp and unfiltered, all pretense gone. He came so hard it throbbed, his body jerking with every wave, hips stuttering helplessly beneath you. His thighs were quaking. His chest heaved. His voice cracked on your name as he spilled into you, moaning like it hurt to feel that good.
You didnât slow downânot right away. You stayed moving, slow and deep, milking every drop from him, watching his eyes flutter open wide before rolling back.
âF-fuckânnghâoh my god,â he gasped. âIâholyâfuckââ
You finally stopped when he slumped back against the bed, completely limp, sweat clinging to his chest and forehead, mouth open, eyes dazed. His cock twitched again weakly inside you, like it still hadnât recovered.
You ran a hand through his hair, smiling down at him sweetly. âWhat happened to âyouâre not gonna break meâ?â
Chris just blinked at you, lips still parted. He looked like a man who had just seen god and got wrecked by her.
ââŚI think I just blacked out,â he muttered.
You leaned in and kissed the corner of his mouth.
âGood.â
He blinked up at you, dazed. ââŚWait.â
You tilted your head.
His hands twitched, eyes darting between your face and your thighs. âDid youâŚ? I meanâyou didnâtâfuck, you didnât come, did you?â
You bit your lip, letting that silence stretch.
Chris sat up so fast he almost wobbled. âShit, I didnât evenâfuck, I was supposed toââ He ran a hand through his sweat-matted hair, looking genuinely distressed.
âRelax,â you said, trying not to laugh. âYou were kind of busy cumming your soul out of your body.â
But Chris was already reaching for you, urgency building now that he realized the tables had fully turned.
âNo, no, noâlay back.â His voice was rough, broken around the edges but dead serious. âIâm not letting that slide.â
He nudged you gently down onto your back, crawling over you, pressing messy kisses to your chest, your stomach, lower. âYouâre gonna come,â he muttered. âAs many times as you want.â
You hadnât even finished teasing him when he was already shifting down the bed, settling between your thighs with a shaky breath.
His hands were trembling. His lips were swollen. His cock was still soft and leakingâbut none of that stopped him.
He kissed the inside of your knee first, then lower, then lower, until he was hovering right where you wanted him. He looked up through his lashes, still flushed and glassy-eyed.
âTell me how,â he whispered.
You propped yourself on your elbows, heartbeat thudding. âYou want instructions now?â
Chris nodded, eyes fixed on your pussy like it was sacred. âIâI need to do this right.â
You felt heat flood your cheeks. âJust keep your tongue flatâdonât rush. Focus up top.â
And fuck, did he listen.
His mouth met you softly, reverentlyâlike he was trying to memorize the shape of you with his tongue. He licked a slow stripe up your folds, then flattened his tongue right over your clit, warm and wet and so careful, like he was scared to move wrong.
You gasped. He moaned.
And then he did it againâagainâbuilding this steady rhythm, mouth moving like he was praying between your legs.
âJust like that,â you breathed. âFuck, Chrisâdonât stop.â
He whined into you. The sound vibrated, and your hips jerked.
His handsâstill tremblingâgripped your thighs tighter, pulling you closer, anchoring himself there like he needed to stay attached.
Every few strokes, heâd glance up at you, just to see your expression. Like your pleasure was oxygen, and he was holding his breath between every gasp you gave.
You felt the orgasm start deepâlow, coiled heat, getting tighter and tighter with every swirl of his tongue.
Your hand slid into his hair, tugging, guiding. âRight thereâdonât fucking stopââ
Chris whimpered at your tone. His hips twitched uselessly against the mattressâlike even his body was still trying to please you.
You tightened your grip. âFuck, Chrisâyesââ
And then you were coming. Hard.
Your whole body arched, your thighs clamped around his head, and he groaned into you, tongue never stopping, drinking it all in like it was his favorite thing heâd ever tasted. You rode it out on his mouth, hips grinding helplessly as your orgasm hit wave after wave.
When you finally stilled, breath ragged, Chris pulled back slowlyâchin soaked, lips swollen, eyes wrecked. He looked like he was in awe. Like he was the lucky one.
âDid IâŚ?â he whispered.
You grabbed his wrist and tugged him up the bed, kissing him deeply, tasting yourself on his tongue.
âYou did,â you murmured. âYou good little thing.â
And Chrisâred-faced and shiveringâjust nodded, burying his face in your neck.
ââŚYou can ruin me anytime.â
hollyyyyy i want to write more of this hehehehehehehehe
i can confirm this is exactly how chris would act.
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