#(HE S SO CUUUUTE)

[yuikomorii]

// WE SEE THEM, AYATO! WE SEE THOSE BIG BRIGHT EYES!!

The definition of 🟢-🟢

[offjumpoladulkittiporn]

they are SO flirting here 👀💅

[staxix]

[cerubean]

since the kids are away for the weekend, priscilla decided to take a much needed solo vacation. at a food stall she met fetu paoa, a local food critic and they seemed to get a long really well

[just-a-sweet-girl]

Hi! Can I have maybe a head canons or scenarios request for Dante (DMC 5 and Netflix version) with a fem s/o who's loyal towards him and very caring towards him.

As if the reader would do everything they can to make him happy and show how they love him or cared for him. What would both versions react about this?

I don't just write for Dante, yall can send in requests of Vergil, or V or Nero >3

Thank you for this, it's so cuuuute

DMC5 Dante absolutely loves it.

♡ His s/o is a morning person. Always up before him unless he hadn't went to sleep in the first place, or he makes her sleep in with him. She'll show her love to him with acts of kindness.

♡ Keeping the place clean is one of them. Dante knows not to dirty something reader has cleaned unless he wants to be the one to reclean it. One time, he had to mop the whole place from stepping in with mud.

♡ By the end of that day, the two of you were dancing to the music you had playing to help motivate him. The floor didn't get clean, but that was okay. A memory with Dante that's filled with smiles and laughter, shared kisses... that meant more.

♡ Definitely has a habit of showering him with kisses on the daily. Doesn't matter what he is doing - as long as their are safe - she'll walk up to him, cup his scruffy face in her hands and pepper kisses all over his face. Each time saying something so tooth rotting sweet.

"handsome," kiss "strong" kiss "you always do such a good job" kiss "I love you."

♡ Surprises him with strawberry sundaes. And most of you money goes to pizza - but that's fine. You're not the one in debt.

♡ What really gets him is when he's noticed how nothings went out yet. Electricity, his water, it's all still on even though he knows he hasn't paid it in months. Tries to ask Morrison about it, but all he gets is, "You have someone who cares, Dante."

♡ Shaving. He doesn't do it often, since how fast it grows back. But when he does shave - you're more than happy to do it for him. Settling upon his lap with the cutest expression of focus as she is careful with shaving him. When done, she can't help but to rub her check with his affectionately. Reminding him of a cat.

♡ You practically do everything for him, it's how you show your love. But don't get it wrong, Dante tries his best to show you that kind of love in return. Except, his comes in the way he practically worships you.

2025 Dante doesn't feel like he deserves it.

♡ His S/0 is someone he's known for a long time. Having started out as friends until he decided he would try. Just for her. He's scared to become attached to anyone, and this shows whenever he subconsciously pulls away from you.

♡ You're patient though. And with every action you do, you make sure to poor every ounce of care and love into it. Making him know he is truly loved.

♡ Not a hunter, but you're not defenseless. For from it. When his s/o has discovered what he does, she spent the whole night learning what she could from him. Every now and then, you'll try to sneak up on him, but he always knows it's you.

His hands automatically gripped beneath your thighs when you jumped on his back. Hands covering over his eyes as you tried to change your voice, failing. "I'm robbing you!"

The silliest grin appears on his face. "Oh, yeah? What're you taking then, pretty?"

You groan, before smiling. Removing your hands and leaning more over his shoulder. Hands cupping his face. You declare, "You're heart!" before kissing him.

♡ He appreciates your loyalty. He see's it in how you reject any other man who wished to be with you. In how you stay by his side no matter the dangers. even when he's having a difficult day and say's something he shouldn't have.

♡ You love him in the way you would start a warm bath or shower whenever he returns home a completely mess. In how you join him and wash the gunk from his hair. And he feels it when you hold him at night. Fingers running through his hair, lightly scratching at his scalp. In how you whisper, "I love you..." In such a soft, sweet whisper.

♡ Dante doesn't like caring. Always makes it a point not to. When in reality, he cares the most. And even though it is still difficult for him to voice or show this, he tries his damn hardest. Just for you.

[milatiny-xx]

someday | c.s

pairing: choi san x gn!reader summary: the only thing sannie loves more than you is seeing you in his clothes. <3 tags: no content warnings, just FLUFF capital F wc: 1.5k a/n: i wanted to do something longer for sannie originally but then i saw this on tiktok and here we are. also apologies in advance for my horrendous korean translations x

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"Jagiyaaa, what are you doing that's taking so long?"

"I'm almost done," you shout. "I'll be out in a second, Sannie."

"Hurryyyy. I miss you."

You roll your eyes at San's baby whining. You're doing your skincare, taking your time to make sure you look nice and clean. Finishing up applying the last step, you shrug on one of San's t-shirts that you snuck out of his drawer before getting in the shower.

You leave the bathroom and pad across the floor of the bedroom to grab the brush from the top of San's dresser.

"Wow..."

You glance over your shoulder, eyebrows raising at the sound of San's voice. He's lying on the bed, his head propped on a hand, eyes sparkling. His mop of dark hair is peeking out from underneath his gray hoodie.

Your heart flutters. He looks so boyfriend. You giggle.

"What?"

You pretend to play dumb, running the brush through your hair, even though you know full well that San adores when you wear his clothes.

"You," he replies.

You laugh again, shaking your head.

"You're so needy," you say and put the brush down.

His smile melts, replaced by an overdramatic pout. No one on earth pouts better than your Sannie. You coo as you flop down onto the bed. You mimic his expression, matching his frown.

"No pouty," you say, rubbing the tip of your pointer finger on the wrinkles between his eyebrows. "I like that you're needy."

He humphs, crossing his arms on the bed and burying his face up to his nose in his forearms. A smile spreads across your lips at his cuteness. You curve your hands around his big arms and squeeze.

"Ohh, Sannie I'm sorry. What can I do to make it up to you?"

He blinks at you for a few moments before muttering into his skin, "Popo juseyo." (a/n: this is surely translated wrong. EDIT: it was 💀)

You chuckle, leaning forward with your lips puckered. San raises his head. Your stomach flips as you notice that thing he always does right before kissing you—when his eyes drop down to your lips and a giddy smile pulls out his dimples.

You press your lips to his, humming contentedly onto his mouth at the familiar feeling. His head nods forward slowly, his nose pressing against the side of yours with a comforting pressure. He holds your kiss for a long time. Your breaths sync, and you smile into his mouth.

You separate for a short second for some air before San kisses you again. And one more time for good measure—just two sweet pecks to your lips.

After he pulls back, he tilts his head to the side like a puppy, resting it on his bicep. You bite your lip and boop his nose. He scrunches it up as an adorable pink blush spreads across his cheeks.

"So cuuuute," you purr.

He squints his eyes and then pounces, tackling you and pushing you back onto the bed. You yelp and then giggle. His fingers tuck into your sides, wiggling against your ribs to tickle you. You shriek and laugh, squirming under his strong grasp as you try to escape.

"S-sannie! Sannie, quit!" you shout breathlessly.

He laughs, the sound deep in his chest, and finally stops tickling you. You relax on the bed, trying to catch your breath. He reaches up to grab one of the pillows and slides it behind your head. You nestle down into the fluff, grinning as you stare up at him affectionately. He wraps his fingers around your jaw to squish your cheeks.

"Ahhh so cuuuute," he gushes. "You look so good in my clothes, baby."

You giggle. He settles down next to you, laying his arm across your stomach. You wrap your hands around it, holding him close, and shut your eyes. A content sigh slips from your lips. His body is warm beside you, making you want to cuddle closer to him than you already are.

You rest for a few minutes, listening to the drone of the air conditioning. But you can feel him staring at you. Opening one eye, you turn your head to look at him. He's looking at you so intensely.

"What?" you ask quietly.

"I never want to leave your side," San whispers, pressing a sweet kiss to your nose.

You wriggle it in response, beaming from ear to ear.

"Well, that's good, because I don't plan on going anywhere without you."

His hand moves gently, tucking your hair behind your ear. He brushes his knuckles against your cheek. You close your eyes again and lean into his touch. When he draws his hand back, you move forward, pressing a chaste kiss to each of his cheekbones, his forehead, the tip of his nose, and his lips. You nuzzle your nose against his before pulling away.

Your heart feels like a rock in your chest when you watch how his expression softens. His eyebrows lift, and his eyes go glassy. You absentmindedly reach up to press your fingertip to the dimples on either side of his mouth.

"Sannie...is something wrong, baby? You look so sad."

He breathes deeply, blinking away tears. He shakes his head, but his lips curve downward. His gaze drops from yours for a moment. You can tell that he's thinking about something important. You wait patiently, running your fingertip back and forth across his jawline. When his eyes meet yours again, he looks serious and determined.

"I'm gonna marry you someday," he says firmly.

You scoff, giggling and playfully punching his chest.

"Be serious, San."

But his expression doesn't budge. Your smile fades and eyes go wide.

"I am," he replies. "I want to be with you forever. I don't ever want to be with someone else. And I don't want you to be with anyone but me. I want you to marry me."

Your heart flutters.

It takes a moment for the gravity of his words to fully hit you, to realize that one day you could be answering the phone with the name Choi. Sleeping in his arms every night, kissing him awake every morning, knowing he would be there for you and you would be there for him. Forever.

But the responsibility—sharing money, children, navigating ATEEZ and fame and Atiny's love for your husband...you aren't sure if you're ready for all of that.

Your face must have betrayed your moment of panic, because San laughs quietly. His arm curves around your head, bringing you into his chest. Your eyes droop closed, his chest warm and skin soft against your forehead. He runs his fingers through your hair, massaging your scalp.

"You don't have to say anything," he mutters against the top of your head. "Just let me take care of you right now."

You smile against his chest. Of course that's exactly the sort of husband he would be—the kind that just wants to take care of you, protect you, look after you. You wish with everything you have that you could say yes now, commit to him and marry him right here and now. But...

"What if I'm never ready to say anything?" you ask quietly. "What if I'm...too afraid."

He hums to scold you.

"You don't have anything to be afraid of, jagi. You'll be ready. One day I'll ask, and you'll say yes. And we'll be together forever."

You pull away, staring up into his sweet eyes.

"Promise?"

"Promise. But don't worry about that yet." He grins cheekily, pressing his palm flat across your forehead. "For now, you need to forget."

"What?"

"Forget everything I said. I want it to be a surprise when I actually ask you."

You giggle.

"If you wanted it to be a surprise, then why did you tell me? That sort of ruins the surprise element."

"Because I want you to know that, no matter what, I'm in this for the long haul. I'm not dating you for fun. I'm dating you with every intention of being with you forever."

"Sweet Sannie," you hum, pushing yourself up to kiss him. When you pull back, you rest your forehead against his. Something suddenly clicks in your brain. "So, are you saying that I'm not fun to date?"

"Huh?" his eyes widen, fear streaking across his face.

"You just said that dating me isn't fun," you reply, completely serious. You bite the inside of your cheek to keep from laughing.

"That's...that's not what I said. Th-that's not what I meant. I-I just meant that-"

"San," you interrupt, chuckling. You slide your palm onto his cheek. "I was joking. Relax, baby. I know what you meant."

San sighs, relief washing over his features. He clenches his jaw and looks at you. You hold up a finger as you recognize the mischief in his sparkling gaze. You shake your head.

"Wait, no, I know that look. What are you gonna do? Don't—"

But your warnings are interrupted when San's fingers dig into your sides again. You wriggle in his grasp, hating the sensation of being tickled but loving the sound of his melodic laugh and the feeling of his hands as they roam over your body.

And as his playful tickles morph into sensual caresses, your heart aches with the realization—you can't wait to do this forever.

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[moldypoff]

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@kidneystheallpowerful

1. WIN OR LOSE

Random list of media I have consumed listed in the order that I have thought about them recently to latest.

SCP foundation

Dungeon Meshi

Welcome Home

CoD

Poppy Playtime

Mouthwashing

The Property of Hate

Five Nights at Freddy’s (Old games + Current ones + Books + Movies)

Pressure Roblox

Creepypasta (with a big emphasis on Marble Hornets)

Overwatch

Steven Universe

BG3 (Only got into it because of a few friends but I don’t even play it)

Deltarune

Mao Mao

Fear and Hunger (both games)

Gravity Falls

Pokemon

Undertale

Bee and Puppycat

Fionna and Cake

Dandadan

Arcane

Transformers (more on the movies side)

My Friendly Neighborhood

MCU

DC

Madison (The game, underrated imo)

Madoka Magica

Sailor Moon

Mew Mew Power

Sanrio

Cult of the Lamb

Kirby

Super Mario Bros

Spiderman into the Spiderverse

Bendy and The Ink Machine

Little Misfortune

Octonauts

Psychonauts

Ib

Fran Bow

Mandela Catalogue

Angel Hare

Vita Carnis

The Backrooms

Amanda the Adventerer

Friday Night Funkin

We happy Few

Sally Face

Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared

Bluey

Six

Hamilton

Portal

Minecraft

Aggretsuko

Naruto (Kinda get the ick from it now that I’m older but it’s still important to younger me)

Doki Doki Literature Club

Cuphead

Finding Frankie

Ena

Billie Bust Up

Adventure Time

Over the Garden Wall

Coraline

Animal Crossing

Doom

Dangonronpa (only the first game 😭)

Mortuary Assistant

Rough totals:

Games: 38

Horror: 24

Shows/Cartoons: 30

Music Centered: 3

Wholesome: 28

Gonna tag my myoots below now :3

@ab-art-07 @alcoholicbreadohere @artblockedgremlin @burningbouquets @buggutzzz @fet0ra-arto @gh1dd @itsyagurlchip @imactuallysoup @iapetusandthemoons @kidneystheallpowerful @lyric-abaddon @lilsproutbudd @loud-kid2 @lildeadmexican @mindfulweather @oculis-aspicientis-666 @ovium-sheep @peekoo3 @purplelordstudios @stinging-metal @satanicsanity @thesaturninee

Look! I put everyone in alphabetical order! (It was surprisingly easy!)

[rootsonjupiter]

COFFEE SHOP!JEAN

pure fluff, soft, cuuuute. Jean being a subtle— not so subtle— lover-boy. sfw.

note: I suck at doing this but I thought it wascute. So here’s nothing ^~^

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COFFEE SHOP!JEAN who took this job but within the first week, already regrets it, because he´s now in charge to send Connie to clean the tables every single time and stop Sasha from devouring everything in the display.

COFFEE SHOP!JEAN who decides to keep a polite attitude with customers, maintaining his distance. Until one day, you walk into the café and, upon seeing the variety of food on the menu board, you ask for an honest recommendation.

COFFEE SHOP!JEAN who doesn’t realize he’s talking too much about different options and his personal favorites until he notices the look of disbelief on your face and the small smile forming on your lips. “I’m sorry, I… I got carried away…” “Oh! No, no, it’s fine. That… it actually sounds delicious. I think I’ll go for…” And from that day on, that drink becomes your favorite.

COFFEE SHOP!JEAN who, over time and totally casual, glances at the door around the time you usually stop by and prepares your order with practiced care and skill.

COFFEE SHOP!JEAN who slowly starts making small jokes—it’s no surprising that your cups always have your name spelled wrong on purpose—, and feels his heart acting weird when you respond with another witty remark and an adorable laugh.

COFFEE SHOP!JEAN who, after casually discovering your taste in music from a brief comment about the café’s background songs, starts playing similar tracks to see if you’ll mention it again.

COFFEE SHOP!JEAN who enjoys chatting with you, which is why he hates the days when the café is full with impatient customers and he’s on the verge of collapse. Also, COFFEE SHOP!JEAN who notices the message you leave on a napkin before leaving: “One more customer, one more cup, and one hour closer to closing. Hang in there! ;)"

COFFEE SHOP!JEAN who, after weeks of subtly tense interactions, finally decides to do something about it. You pick up your cup and, as always, tilt it slightly to see how Jean has misspelled your name this time. However, something is different today. "Off duty after 7. Besides coffee, do you like pizza?"

COFFEE SHOP!JEAN who feels his cheeks burn when he sees the look on your face. “It’s pathetic, isn’t it?”. You shake your head quickly with a big smile. “I would love pizza”. Your response pulls an equally big grin from Jean.

COFFEE SHOP!JEAN who never was so happy for the end of his sift as when we sees you sitting by the window, waiting for him—Could time go any slower?—. He’s never been so happy to turn the sign at the entrance: “Closed”.

♡

[goingmerryfics]

Hi, would you write some family-fluff with child Law Corazon and reader? 🙏😊🥰 Maybe Cora and his so adopted Law and they celebrate together Laws birthday 🥺

Corazon and S/O celebrating Law’s birthday

Content: GN reader! Some angst, One Piece Spoilers

Notes* Wait this is so cuuuute!! I was so excited to write this that I was writing down ideas while travelling to and from work. Thanks for waiting, enjoy this! Reader is in a relationship with Corazon here.

Corazon & Law

Content w/ spoilers: Cora lives au

You were escapees from the Donquixote Pirates

A year ago when the two of you had met Law, Cora took the both of you when he left to find Law’s Devil Fruit- the cure to his condition

It was a hard journey, full of different emotions

Cora had nearly died at the hands of his brother. It was a good thing you were nearby and were able to help him before it was too late

Since then, the two of you had laid low both from Doflamingo and the Marines and now were just trying to live a normal, day to day life

Just you, your now boyfriend, and your adopted child

One of the things you’d learned was that you were always better with dates than Corazon was. It had taken Law reminding Cora about your birthday for him to realize what day it was, and you remember him coming home late, disheveled, with flowers that hardly had any petals on them, soaked head to toe and yet still somehow on fire

You don’t even remember asking Law when his birthday was, nor do you remember him answering you, but somehow you knew it was coming up soon

So you waited until Law was asleep one night and you were curled up at Corazon’s side to remind him

“Really? So soon?”

You remind him how it’s been about a year since the three of you left his brother’s pirate group and he still seems surprised

He insists that whatever you two decide to do, it has to be special. So you offer the idea of a small surprise party and he loves it

The days leading up to his birthday are the both of you preparing for it. Corazon gets baking supplies so you can make a cake and some decorations, you search around for a gift he would like and end up on some medical textbooks that he’d pointed out at the bookstore a while back

It’s hard to hide- Law is a smart kid and he knows something’s up, but he hasn’t talked about his birthday with you so you’re both sure he’s not into either of you

You really did expect Cora to spill it due to his clumsiness, but the night before your preparations he’s still been able to keep it a secret

His devil fruit helps a lot with the party talk, but you still wait for Law to be asleep to talk about it

The night of, Cora uses his devil fruit so you two can prepare while Law sleeps. You get baking while Corazon struggles puts up the decorations

The two of you wrap the gifts together and leave them on the kitchen table

You’re thankful that the smell of the cake doesn’t wake Law and also that your baking skills are on par enough that the cake is edible

You ice it and write, ‘Happy Birthday, Law’ and then add, ‘Love,’ your name, and then hand the bag to Corazon to put his on, too

You’re hoping Law will understand what ‘Corq’ and a splat will mean after the bag explodes in Corazon’s hands

You make a gross joke about him tasting sweet, share a laugh, then head to bed in excitement

The next day you make sure to wake Corazon up when the sun does to you, knowing Law won’t be awake just yet

He’s groggy at first and it takes some poking, but you eventually get him up and the two of you begin to cook breakfast.

Law gets up some time later and enter the kitchen rubbing his eyes while you and Cora are wiping pancake batter on each other

He sees the birthday decorations and his jaw drops

“Why’d you do this…? I thought you forgot.”

You two turn quickly, and Cora yells out a very late, ‘surprise!’ before the both of you dive down to trap him in a hug

He doesn’t fight it. He’s too busy fighting tears, knowing that even though his parents and sister might be gone, he’s still got a loving family right here

You let him open his gifts right after breakfast. He doesn’t waste a moment opening up the textbooks to start reading

He gives Cora a look at the messy cake, trying to hide a smile at his endearing clumsiness

The entire day is about Law, even if he just wants to read his books you still keep him company

[butchsophiewalten]

HE'S SO CUUUUTE HE'S SO CUTE JE'S SO CUTE HES S CUTE

[homelanderbutbig]

You Love Me For Me (G/T Homelander x Reader)

1938 words. Pure fluff. Homelander is 8 feet tall. Reader is non-descriptive. Established relationship.

Homelander gets drunk, and things become a little silly. Inspired by a conversation with @sehtoast (this is dedicated to you, brother man).

You don't know how it's come to this. One minute, you were making a comment on whether or not Homelander could get drunk, and the next thing you knew there was a delivery of booze to the penthouse. You weren't expecting something so stupid to become an arguement, but he was adamant on proving to you he wasn't just your average supe. He is stronger, bigger, and better than everyone else. His body is impenetrable, superior, and won't allow him to get intoxicated.

And yet… he got drunk.

It's late in the evening, and he's sprawled out on the couch with his massive head in your lap. His eyes are half-lidded and glossy, drifting lazily around the room and he gazes at who knows what.

Running your fingers through his hair, Homelander is powerless to stop all of his content little noises from seeping out as his mouth hangs open ever so slightly. His smile is woozy, and his hot breaths let you smell the alcohol permeating his entire being. All of his limbs are outstretched, with his left arm and leg laying heavy on the floor. One of his gloves is on the coffee table, and you have no idea where he put the other one.

You sigh to yourself, having no idea how you're going to get out of this predicament.

Your attention is turned back to the deep voice chuckling below you as Homelander nuzzles his large head into your chest, finally focusing on you.

"You doing okay?" you question, giving his scalp a generous scratch. The leg he has on the ground starts bouncing up and down, like a dog getting a good pet.

"Yeeaaahhh…" he drawls, still grinning at you. His once glazed over expression now seems to have a sense of purpose, and you can see a mischievous spark in his eyes. "Yoouuu… y-you're cuuuute."

"…Thank you?" you tell him, confused.

"Hmmmm…" he hums, before lifting his arm off the floor up to your head, twirling strands of your hair in between his index finger and thumb. "I liiike… your hairrr…"

"What do you like about it?" you ask, returning the favour by snaking your fingertips through his undercut.

"S'prreeetty…s-soft… smells gooood…" he replies. "Like youuu… you allllways smell gooood…" he continues, moving his hand to boop your nose before settling it down on his stomach.

"What do I smell like?" you query.

"Mmmmm… heaaaavennnn…" he mumbles, leaning his nose into your chest.

You're surprised to hear him talk like this, so openly. One thing you've come to learn about Homelander is that is that he prefers to show his affection through actions rather than words. The most you've ever heard him express is 'I love you'.

Every day he showers you with flowers, gifts, hugs, and kisses. He enjoys cuddling with you, holding your hands when he takes his gloves off, and keeping you up to his chest so you can be at eye level with him. But get him to tell you what it is about yourself that he loves? Never.

Just as you get lost in your own thoughts about Homelander's tipsy confessions, he gets his own ideas. Abruptly, he raises his body just enough to grab you and pull you on top of his abdomen, keeping you seated in place with one of his immovable hands spread across your back.

Looking right at you causes him to start giggling, making you shake and feel like you're on an amusement park ride.

"What's so funny?" you question.

"Youuu," he proclaims, proudly showing off his fangs with his broad smile. He uses his hand that's not propping you up to squish your cheeks together. "Youuuu… y-youu… y-you're cuuuuute…"

The hypersensitivity Homelander usually has over his strength appears to have greatly diminished in his drunken state, evident by the painful pinches to your face. You try and give him a gentle reminder by holding onto his big hand and tapping his knuckles. Thankfully, even when he's hammered he can still pick up on your cues, and he releases his ironclad grasp.

"I liiike… like yoooouuu," he says, stroking your face with his long fingers. He carefully runs along every nook and cranny of your visage, taking great consideration not to miss anything. It's not like this is the first time he's touched your face, but something about it right now is completely entrancing to him.

"What do you like about me, Homelander?" you decide to enquire, seeing if he'll keep being honest about his feelings for you. You don't know if you'll ever get another opportunity like this again.

"Mmmm… y-yooou're nice," he professes, looking directly into your eyes. "Kiiind… goood… youuu… youu… you looove mee… f-for me."

The longer he talks, the more you can see some form of realization kick in. To what you don't know, but something that he's saying is slowly peeling away his happy grin, and replacing it with sad teary eyes.

"Y-you're not s-scaaared… y-you love m-me," he sputters, unable to halt the torrent of tears you've unleashed with your prying question. "Y-y-youuu… make m-me f-feel… n-normal!!"

Deep down Homelander has always known why he loves you, but he's never been able to articulate it. Even though he trusts you, he's always found it hard to be open with you about himself, and anything you're able to get out of him is in little teaspoon-sized amounts.

When it comes down to the main cause, he has issues trusting people. Those he's placed reliance on in the past have all lied to him, hiding information from him, to 'protect' him. They only wanted to use his longing for connection to further their own goals. How can he be expected to express his humanity, his inner pain, if the world can't even give him basic understanding in return?

But you… you're different. He doesn't have to put on an act around you. He can show you his vulnerability, and you don't laugh. No, you swaddle him in your love, and bring comfort to his insecurities. You guard him like he's your most precious treasure.

He has no idea how he got so lucky to find you, but he knows he can't ever let you go.

Wobblily, he wraps his arms around your waist and pulls you in for a hug, nestling his head on your shoulder. He squeezes you so firmly you find it hard to breathe, and you're afraid he might accidentally snap you in half.

"H-Homelander," you manage to gasp, swatting his back as hard as you can.

"S-s-sooorry!! I-I'm s-soooorry," he babbles, loosening his hug enough to let you breathe again. "I l-l-loove youu! I-I looove y-you! I-I…" he repeats, though you're not sure if he's saying it at you or just to reassure himself. Regardless, you do your best to return his embrace.

"I know big boy, I know. I love you too," you console him, scratching the back of his head. Your enchanted fingers make quick work of his nerves, and he settles himself down.

He keeps you in this hold for a while, even after his tears are long gone. In fact, you realize Homelander's grasp on you is becoming more lax. Taking advantage of his limp arms, you lift yourself up and discover he is starting to nod off.

"Hey there, sleepyhead," you say, caressing his cheek. "I think it's time for us to go to bed, okay?"

"Mmhhmmm…" he murmurs, looking at you with barely cognizant eyes and giving you a tired smile. However, he makes no attempt to even get up. Instead, he just shuts his eyes and snuggles himself into the couch, deciding this is his bed for the night.

With a deep exhale, you know you don't have a chance in hell at lifting this eight foot tall man up off the couch. You know you have to put forward a different stragedy if you're going to get this giant goober into bed. Luckily, you have a pretty good idea on how to entice him.

You slide off the couch, leaving him alone while you walk over to Homelander's bed. Since you moved into his penthouse, you managed to convince him to put a mini fridge in his bedroom. It started out as something there for you, as you like to have cold water before bed and it's more convenient to have it nearby and easily accessible. However, the majority of the fridge is now taken up by bottles of milk. It's become a nightly routine for the two of you, sharing a sip with Homelander before cuddling together under the sheets. He just can't resist his bedtime milk.

Taking one bottle of milk out of the fridge, you unscrew the lid and let the faint smell of dairy do its magic. It only takes a split second for you to hear a sluggish rustling from the living room, but you don't hear Homelander's familiar footsteps.

You have to use all of your willpower not to burst into laughter at what happens next. Rather than risk stumbling and bumping into everything with his uneven gait, he decided to float into the bedroom. It's nowhere near as spectacular as when he flies into the air at the speed of sound. In this moment, the closest thing he reminds you of is a cartoon character floating to a windowsill over the smell of a freshly baked pie.

He lands his full body weight onto the bed, practically knocking you down in the process, and you have to cover the top of the bottle with your hand to prevent the milk from spilling out. Although you shoot him an unimpressed glare, he simply giggles at your expression.

"Come here, have your milk then it's straight to sleep, alright?" you instruct, feeling more like you're parenting the world's biggest toddler. You shift yourself up to Homelander's oversized pillow, patting it so he knows where you want him.

Haphazardly, he crawls up to you and lays down on his back, letting you cradle his head in the crook of your arm while you lean on top of the pillow. You angle his head upright, with his cheek to your chest, as he looks at you with hazy yet eager eyes. Usually he can just grab the bottle himself and down it in one gulp, but he's hardly conscious and you don't want to risk him doing something stupid like choking.

"Not too fast, okay?" you direct him, tilting the bottle into his mouth. He gives you a slow nod as he takes careful sips, his eyelids getting heavier with each swallow.

By the time he's drank all of the milk, his eyes are closed. Foolishly, you think your nonsensical evening has finally come to a close, but Homelander is always full of surprises. Just as you get ready to tuck him in, he rolls forward onto his stomach, trapping you underneath one of his arms.

"Homelander! Homelander!!" you yell in vain, smacking him on the shoulder as hard as you can. However, your hopes of rousing him are dashed when you hear him start to snore; he is out like a light. There is absolutely no chance you're going to wake him up.

You attempt to wage a futile war against the massive arm pinning you in place. Fortunately it's at a slant that still lets you breathe normally, but you succumb to the knowledge that you aren't going anywhere the rest of the night. Tonight's been enough of a wild adventure, you've earned some rest.

You just hope to god once the morning comes, his hangover isn't half as dramatic.

[caninerat]

Kamen Rider Zero One eps 17-18

aruto ja naito right out of the gate???? king I barely slept....ahhh ok hold on. Mmm I'm tempted to give the dub S tier again cause while it didn't make me laugh out loud, I do like the 新年/信念 pun..The sub was actually kinda similar ??? the wording kinda felt more awkward/forced tho soo I'm putting it in A tier.

ctfu this is my friend at uni when I make another Kamen Rider ref...

There's too much business talk going on, I literally just finished my business class group project presentation today man </3 /lh

I'm too tired to comment on the ep I'm just throwing these in

AYYY I HAVE AN OC THAT DOES THAT FOR A LIVING :D

So cute..

Her puns are peak Aruto take notes /lh (SHE'S SO PRECIOUS AHHH)

Bro that looks like my uni /hj (the main and non-rundown building, at least, which is not where my classes are but still..)

Fuwa leave that little guy alone /lh

????????????????????? HE GETS A DRIVER???? honestly not surprising with the way things have been going but 😭 again, I never see fanart of this guy so what's up with that..

Aand that's ep 17...I miss Metsuboujinrainet I'm excited for them to come back into play :3

DAMN LMAO

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? my first thought was Naki but like....Huh.... Anyway idk I'll see

:OOOO

YUA PROTECTED HER AWWWW

CUUUUTE

Omg.....Metsuboujinrai stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! loooore...

Ok I'm going to sleep now :3c this was fun but I was very spent from today lol o7 gn !!

[starbunii]

Hey! Can I request Shuichi x Kokichi's!twin (or very close friends with him) Reader, that's the Ultimate Second In Command?

THIS REQUEST IS SO CUUUUTE AAA <3 shuichi x reader gender neutral, anyone can read!

kind of short cuz i didnt know what to do, but if you guys like it i'll make a part 2!

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Being The Ultimate Second In Command, you were naturally used to the incessant teasing and mockery of your older brother and counterpart, Kokichi Ouma. Given your talent, status, and age, you were very rarely taken seriously by his organization, often being cast aside in favor of your sibling. You were unseen, a puppet working from the sidelines in order to better your brother's institution, watching as he took all the credit.

While it didn't bug you in the moment, there were some nights were you wept over the lack of being seen. You felt so...overlooked. So lonely. Most people only looked to you for assistance.

Until that fateful day...

You and your brother had been locked in a Killing Game together, miraculously enough. Most of your classmates were mundane. Boring. Generally just exhausting to be around. All of them could easily be overlooked, just as you were.

All except for one - Shuichi Saihara, The Ultimate Detective.

You watched as he introduced himself to everyone, mumbling and tripping on his words like a fool. The way he fidgeted with his fingers and avoided your gaze with that hat of his. It was all so stupidly mesmerizing.

After a bit of time, you and the detective had formed a strong bond, albeit much to your twin brother's dismay. You had stopped listening to him as often, preferring to go and be by Shuichi's side.

"I don't understand why you like him so much to begin with!" Kokichi pouted, lazily hanging off his chair while pigging out in the dining hall. "What if he's one of the feds, huh? Huh?!"

"I don't really care about that..." You frowned, picking at your food. "He's nice to me...and..I dunno. It's nice to have someone look at me like a person, and not an asset for once..."

"Hey-! I am plenty nice to you!" He grunted, now sitting upside down. "Besides. He's probably only nice to you because he wants to use you. You're my sibling..so it's different."

You simply sighed, getting up and leaving the room. Of course, Kokichi followed you, teasing you relentlessly. "..I mean, you probably only defend him because youuuuu have a massive crush on him!"

You paused, trying to ignore the way the heat rushed to your ears. Was he right? Did you have a crush on the detective? No...you couldn't...you two were just friends, of course!

Kokichi noticed your hesitation. He was quiet, before he began to cackle. "You like him?! Seriously?! That is the funniest thing I have ever heard! No way! He's got zero chance!"

"Kokichi..." You grumbled, walking faster.

"I'm not letting him get with my little Y/n!" He laughed even louder. "I have to protect my wittle sibling from heartbreak!"

"Kokichi!" You finally shoved him off of you, storming off even faster.

You bumped into someone's chest, clenching your eyes shut with a soft thud. You looked up, only to see soft and shy grey eyes looking down at you.

"Ah...sorry..." Shuichi blushed, fiddling with his cap. "You okay?"

"Mmh..." The room got warmer as your knees buckled a bit. "Yeah...I'm...I'm fine.."

"Good.." Shuichi smiled softly. "Um...s-so..."

"Yeah uh..."

"Actually..." Shuichi cleared his throat, trying to ignore the way his voice cracked. "I um...was wondering...if..." "Yeah...?" You gazed up at him, eyes sparkling with excitement.

"I was wondering if y-you'd like to go o-"

"Wait just a minute!" Kokichi stormed into the hall, anger radiating from his tiny, 5'1 self. "I don't know what you think you're doing, but you better stay away from them, Shumai. They've got no time to be wasting with you, of all people." He glared at Shuichi, using only the most condescending of tones.

"I...I wasn't doing anything..." Shuichi blushed, backing up a bit. "I was gonna ask if.." His brain lagged as he tried to think of an excuse. "Exactly." Kokichi glared, taking your hand and leading you away from him. Shuichi quietly waved, looking a bit disappointed in himself. He had fallen in love with the second in command with an illegal vigilante. He knew it was wrong. Of course it was wrong. But there was just something about you that drew him in...too bad his confession had been interrupted.

Better luck next time...

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[gabessquishytum]

Mr. Gadling has a secret admirer and his home room, AP English & Drama Club students totally ship it, so they're helping school librarian Mr. Endless woo him over Valentine's week at their high school.

The students are discreetly dropping off the notes from the "secret admirer" to Mr. G and they helped get Mr. G get a bouquet of carnations from the holiday themed fundraiser. (Mr. Gadling beat out the head cheerleader for the most carnations.... Becky was pissed ~ she wasn't having fun like all the drama kids playing cupid).

The plan is that Mr. Endless was going to reveal himself as the secret admirer at the Valentine's Day dance that Mr. Gadling was chaperoning.

So cuuuute. I love Dream as a school librarian tbh. Maybe with adorable wire rimmed glasses combined with a bunch of facial piercings, so he looks like the most badass nerd ever. All the kids who hang out with him in the library during lunch and free periods just know that he's down bad for Mr Gadling. Every time Hob comes in to borrow books for his classes or to search for a student, Dream’s eyes go all gooey and his cheeks turn pink. He's so in looooooove. And Mr Gadling is almost as bad. When he gets buried under a sea of flowers during every single one of his classes on Valentines week, he thinks he's being pranked at first. But then he spots Dream peeping around the doorway of the drama studio, and he starts feeling hopeful...

At the school dance Hob looks great in his dark maroon suit. He's keeping an eye on the punch bowl so he doesn't see Dream until the librarian comes up to him with a carnation in his hand. The whole school gym falls quiet, waiting on baited breath to see if Hob will say "yes" to being Dream’s date!!!!!

Which he does, of course. In fact he pulls a black fabric rose from the inner pocket of his jacket and hands it to Dream, before asking him to dance. They both sway to the strains of cheesy 00's hits, flowers tucked behind their ears, while groups of kids high-five each other. No one even bothers to spike the punch bowl.

On Monday, Dream wears a very nice black scarf around his neck... for reasons that are definitely NOT child friendly. Looks like Mr G finally got that D!!!!

[sweettsubaki]

Why was this chapter so cuuuute??

Like...

Sanji: Cute

Zoro: Cute

Luffy: the Cutest

Loki: Super cute

Gerd: Cute

Koron: Cute

Jinbe: Cute

Robin and Chopper: Cute

I mean Sanji and Zoro as a duo have my heart but Sanji humoring Zoro's overcompensating bc of his anxiety and eating with him is adorable. Zoro's all "Look at me, I'm a macho man who can provide and protect the crew" kind of caveman. They're also a parallel to Dorry and Broggy as usual (last chapter ended on D&B joint attack and we started on Z&S's almost joint attack, reference to the ring in LRLL + the dinosaurs of Little Garden). But just:

Zoro baby what are you doing with Enma?

Meanwhile Luffy's trying to help Loki the same way he tried to help Zoro in Thriller Bark (which has been referenced many times before) by sharing, not just his food, but meat at that. And he's just so bad at it and so cute about it my heart grew three times it's size.

Poor Princess Loki's being tortured XD

Also Koron/Luffy parallels too because he's acting with the other kids similarly to how Luffy did with Sabo and Ace before they accepted him

[skullrift]

https://www.tumblr.com/skullrift/770905875833667584/sometimes-i-will-just-hyperfixate-on-my-system?source=share

I volunteer as tribute. Yap to me, stranger on the internet.

OMGGGGG YAYAYAYYAAAAA!!!!!!!! >:DD

okok ummmn im so bad at starting points HAALPPP. ig i can just go over like ??? origin n sys function stuff??? i think thats fun :33

ok so like,. ive technically known i was a system since 2020 BUUT when i was introduced to plurality as a concept it was thru ........ the dark side .......... and i was forced into labels that didnt fit me and i was wrong abt basically EVERYTHING (thats a WHOOOLE OTHER RAMBLE LAWLL) but around like late 2021 i said screw it and just rebuilt my system from the ground up

but like ive also been plural since a child i just didnt realize or identify as such but like THE SIGNS WERE THERE (SQUINTS AT ME CREATING MANY YOUTUBE ACCOUNTS AND "PRETENDING" 2 BE DIFFERENT PEOPLE) its hard for me to know our complete history cuz of that but i have a DECENT GRASP!!!!

nuni n jax were the initial split (the "core"s if u will) with jax being the trauma holder,,,, hes kinda just turned into the MENTAL ILLNESS MAN atp which makes sense?? cuz thats why he split to begin with. ,.. IDK IF THATS OVERSHAREY LAWLL. they were rly similar when we were younger but over time developed vry different identities,.. nuni hasnt changed very much but jax is like TOTALLYY different

nuni doesnt front much anymore cuz she went dormant 4 a while and its difficult for her to adapt to the current world cuz so much has changed but we always let her front 4 fun stuff :3 like we have a yearly tradition where her and my partner go to see a christmas play its so cuuuute X))

i split next!!! we arent totally sure why we kinda went off the idea that i was nuni's imaginary friend for a while but we dont know for sure,,.,, it was some time around 2017ish from what we can tell!!! i split as an introject of an animation memer actually (animation memes were our LIFEEE BACK THEN) but i am COMPLETELY MY OWN PERSON NOW!!!

dire came around somewhere around the same time ,,, he split as a secondary protector n comforter of sorts!! he has gone thru many iterations and has multiple introject sources cuz he rly just took the form of who/what was the best comfort source 4 us at the time!! he started as an oc introject tho n thats still vry important to his identity :3 later he ended up as the form of a character who was german and had a german accent and that has had a lasting impact on his voice as well!!! i could ramble abt dire 4ever hes so silly we love him

next was reffy!!! reffy was split on november 27th 2019!!! this is the day we joined a danganronpa rp WRHKSDFGH discord server n met our bfff <33 we didnt rly have friends at the time and were generally struggling with social things,, so jax kinda put all of his traits he deemed most "likeable" in2 reffy and created him to be the ideal version of himself that ppl would like and went dormant for a whileee ,,, it took reffy a while 2 properly develop as a person but he is vry important to our system cuz of what he represents!!! we celebrate his birthday every year too :33

soo for a while it was just us 5!! we thought we had other alters sometimes cuz identity is wacky (plus we r like all made up of fragments tbhh)

then august of last year driell split!!! he was made on purpose (by jax AGAAAAINNNN) cuz him & his bf in our partner sys decided 2 have kids!!! he doesnt front vry much cuz hes rly socially awkward and a lot of our daily life requires TALKING TO PPL but we want him to front more D:

and THENNNN early this year we went thru ,... EVENTS!!!! and it kinda threw our whole system function OUT THE WINDOWWW BUT ITS OKAY!!!!

noxious split as a direct response 2 the Event .,, it started as a reffy clone tbh (we were actually planning 2 integrate them at first) but its slowly developing its own identity totally separate!! it fronted a lot in september and made a lotta progress w that :D sily dog creechur

fen has been around 4 a while but she was a "sub alter" to reffy and went by reffen but a few months ago we had a think and went HMMMM U KNOW. ACTUALLY SHE IS LIKE THEIR WHOLE OTHER PERSON SHE IS NOT A SUB ALTER ANYMORE!!! so we let them split off completely n its been better for both them and reffy !!!!

AND LASTLYYYY ZANE!!! he split on november 9th of this year!!! so some prior context jax is made up of a TONN of fragments just cuz of how his trauma holding function works. but he doesnt rly like splitting any of them off cuz hes . WEIRD. but we went to an emo night party and one of the fragments in him had a WHOLE AWAKENING listening to mcr and fallout boy and getting drunk in the moshpit (more context jax refuses to listen 2 anything but green day cuz HES!!! WEIRD!!!!) and it took like 3 days of internal deliberation but jax FINALLY DECIDED to let him be his own person!!!! and hes very happy that way X)

SOOO UM. YEA!!!! THAT IS A HUGE ESSAY!!!!! I HOPE THAT IS NOT TOO MUCH INFORMATION EHFKFJGHE

here r refs of us/what we look like cuz yes :33

height chart is from like march ish ??? so our recent splits his year r not included in it also zane doesnt have a proper ref OOOPSS (hes 6'1" btw) whatever its fine XD

THANK U FOR ASKING AND LISTENING TO MY SILLY GOOFY RAMBLES I GET VERY EXCITED TALKING ABOUT MY SYSTEM RAAAA ‼️ more asks r always welcomed too heheheee /nf

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