#(Joke about his name... please)

[random-cockroach]

I tell with all seriousness that after watching Cyberverse the first thing I wanted to do is reread Local Trains au by @ryuki-draws

I think every time I will be rewatching specific moments in Cyberverse I will go and just read this comic again....

[egophiliac]

Have you heard of the "Crowley is Malleus' dad" theory going around? Where Prince Levan (or whatever his name is) didn't actually die and just went out to get some milk and is now known as Dire Crowley, the silly man? The implications of that theory is absolutely hilarious when you think about it

hold on, we can figure this out, we just need LISTS

PROS THAT CROWLEY IS SECRETLY REVAAN/LEVAN/LAVERNE/WHATEVER:

unspecified fae of some kind, with similar coloring to Mal

the animal masks are apparently a Briar Valley thing

has some kind of big blackmailable secret that was alluded to in episode 4, and then as far as I know never brought up again

(unless this was just Azul bullshitting, which is extremely possible)

based on Diablo, which...maybe means something?

has canonically worn Dad Shorts

CONS:

(gestures to Crowley's entire personality)

NO LISTEN Revaan was the guy they sent off on diplomatic missions and to take care of delicate political situations, and...look, I love this dweeb, but would you trust Crowley to be in charge of negotiating your war treaties

despite my brain insisting on reading his name as "Raven", Revaan's title does imply that he was also a dragon (or super into longan berries, I'm not ruling that out)

currently unclear why Lilia "my closest friend Revaan...he is no longer with us...I used to make fun of him for being kind of a priss about eating jerky..." Vanrouge has somehow not noticed or said anything

Malleus' Aloof Anime ~Aristocrat~ vibe had to come from somewhere, and by all accounts it was NOT his mom's side of the family

???:

turns into a bird in the opening, I don't know if that means anything but it's kinda cool, I guess

all that aside, if Malleus and Yuu are any indication, then the Draconias have...questionable taste in their social choices. so anything is possible!

[chainoftalent]

Your username is beautiful, that's so fair, just like me and twitter. though protip if you are here for nsfw access you should probably quickly put an "adult" in your bio and reblog a few things, people tend to be strict about looking out for bots and potential minors on here

Or I guess this advice no longer matters because you got deleted while I was responding, pour one out for onlyherefornsfwacesses-blog.

Yandere Korekiyo Alphabet

Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

Korekiyo is VERY touchy, though in weird ways, he's not like, casually grabbing your hand. It's more... inspecting? Running a hand down your arm checking something, grabbing your chin gently to analyze your teeth. He's very touchy, but in very odd ways. It's always gentle, except when he specifically doesn't want it to be, but it's definitely more like someone examining and running a finger on an item or specimen then like, affectionate touching.

Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

Korekiyo will not kill unless the rival would be fit for sister. Torture and terrorizing on the other hand? That's on the table, I'm sure he's got questionable connections as well. There is no length he will not violently go, as long as it's not sending some unworthy wretch to his sister.

Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?

Korekiyo is again, gentle unless he actively doesn't want to be. He's very observant, almost poetic at times about it. Comparing it myths and stories and legends he knows, he will ensure his Kanashibari is well groomed, well fed, and beautiful.

Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?

I look at you, we both look at Korekiyo's love hotel, we both nod in understanding that the answer is just "yes" no further explanation needed. Even the pain and desperation of their Kanashibari is beautiful.

Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

Korekiyo is the weirdest mix of you know everything and you know nothing, he'll tell you a million stories both of folklore and his sister and past and everything, but then you realize you don't know what his favorite color is. He's like a closed but unlocked book, if you open it up he'll go on and on and one, but if you never realize you need to open it, you're going to miss a lot.

Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?

Kehehehe, even this too is beautiful, how they squirm against the rope. Do not worry Kanashibari, the knots aren't that loose.

Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

It is not a game, it is very serious. Though he does enjoy escape's, if he actually felt any of them had a chance to work he'd flip out and get very angry. However, until that moment, he's just here to marvel at the beauty of their struggles and hopes.

Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

There's so much fucking rope for the love of all that is holy, chill, CHILL ON THE ROPE YOU CAN LEAVE THEM UNTIED FOR 2 GODDAMN MINUTES-

Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?

I don't know if Korekiyo actually...really thinks about his future? He just kinda expects everything to stay exactly the same until proved otherwise honestly.

Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?

Korekiyo does get jealous, in the same way he'd never let some swine be sent to his sister, he would threaten to tear the nerves out of any filth that tries to touch them.

Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?

Korekiyo is cordial, if a bit doting on most days. He ensures you're okay, checks the ropes and binds to ensure he's not causing nerve damage, infodumps for three hours. Sometimes though, he's in the mood for a different kind of beauty, those are the bad days where he embraces his more....sadism side.

Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?

I feel like Korekiyo would approach it the same way he'd approach luring a victim to be murdered, however that might be. So while he would treat you with cordiality and patience, he's waiting for that moment to get you alone before going beyond that.

Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

Uhhh I'm gonna say no, it's kinda hard to tell with Korekiyo tbh. They are in fact, Just Like That.

Naughty: How would they punish their darling?

This guy knows every shibari stress position by heart, don't fuck with Kork.

Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?

Most of them, due to his tendency to keep them bound, they have to get permission for basically anything, he tends to be rather generous though.

Patience: How patient are they with their darling?

Very very patient, this is Korekiyo after all, if you can get him to even raise his voice at all I'd be shocked.

Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

Leaves or escapes and he's hunting them down like a bloodhound. Dies though? I'm unsure if he'd either start up a new tally of friends for them, or count them as one of his sister's friends now. Depends on the death I suppose.

Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?

No not really, Korekiyo is very certain about his moves, and why would he feel guilt when its so beautiful and also EXCELLENT for his studies to watch an study your reaction to this situation.

Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?

I am once again just gesturing to canon

Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

Beautiful, but also perhaps a touch annoying, but not enough to make him do anything then tell them to calm down and drink their water.

Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

Look, in yandere fiction we gloss over it a lot, but keeping someone bound in like rope for a long period of time? super super dangerous, not with Korekiyo though! He's a master, beyond that I guess again, look at canon.

Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

His instability about his sister mixed with faking a rope related injury like a pinched nerve at the same time miiight give you an opening? Risky as hell though he might kill you if you push him too far.

Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?

I AM ONCE AGAIN, GESTURING AT CANON

Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?

To korekiyo, their Kanashibari is a lot like a beautiful living statue or doll, so while they revere them, they do not hold respect for them. They are to be maintained and given proper dignity, but they are not a person.

Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

I think most of the pining would be them dealing with the "want to send to sister but also? cute? kiss? keep? but also thats selfish? hm." and figuring what to do about that which would delay them, but probably not more then a year at most.

Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?

I don't think it's their intention but like, if you think you can get through the above without breaking, that's impressive.

[book-lover85]

Stay at home dad and artist on commission Keefe

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Utterly old-man-core that an ideal way to use magneto’s ult is to shut down luna’s ult, some true Turn That Shit Off old mannism going on down there

[toonhall]

i want to hear about people's cog ocs that aren't managers. who are your weird little worker guys. please tell me...

[unkillable-gays]

Posts that are like, "Pepa calls him 'Evancito' bc 'buckito' sounds dumb"... 🤨 well, EYE think that "Evancito" and "Eddito" both sound dumber, and ALSO it would be spelled "Bucquito" (i think) (but maybe that would be pronounced "boo-"? idk how to get "buh-"), but also I think maybe the endearments sounding dumb is a little bit part of the point??

Also it makes the most sense to me that she calls him "Evancito" simply because she was already calling him "Evan". Because she's an old lady and that's how they are.

Like maybe she asked Buck for his full name, and he gave it to her? And "Evan" never sounded all that wrong coming from Tía Pepa, so he let it slide. She was probably like, "well Eddie and Christopher can call him their boyish nickname, like they are on a sports team, but I'm a lady." Also she probably wields his full name against him every now and then.

idk I feel like he maybe could've been "Evito"?? If we wanted something that didn't sound dumb, which, again, I'm not sure we do!

[licorishh]

"The Bible is so sexist blah blah blah" okay. When it talks about how you can avoid doing stupid things in Proverbs it uses a man in its examples and personifies wisdom as a woman though which I think is pretty funny

[dirtbra1n]

have a fuckton of dishes to do can I be vulnerable and honest. prevalence of homophobic hanzawa makes me saaaad. Okay that’s all

[hottestthingalive]

john lennon is so funny to me because he had two sons and named the first one john lennon* and the second one sean lennon. seán is the irish language version of john (middle english and onwards), with both names descended from the name in biblical hebrew. he literally just named his children john lennon (english) and john lennon (irish)

[arrowheadedbitch]

Post show, mid fictional made up season 3, mephisto is friends with lolirock now and when Doug interviews him it's the most chaotic video ever posted to his blog ever

[assmundr]

Hmmm...

HMMMM...

More disappearing comments. This time it's one of mine!

Great job, Sleepy! You're really showing everyone how mature and collected you are about facing backlash when you silence anyone who dares to tell you they think your poorly written sexist horse comic is implying inappropriate things about a child's name. What a role model you are!

[dreamsealed]

@dayscorch replied ; IF I CRY OVER HIM ? he's having these deep thoughts & koto just kinda wants to rub her fingers against his eyebrows ALSO ERWIN DON'T CALL HER UNKAKU SHE HATES THAT

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤMhm.. There may have been a miscommunication of the sorts .. Or perhaps he might as well not have been too well versed with the few reports left under her name. " Koto Unkaku. Is that correct? " A personal mistake on his end. He'll make sure to remember to the best of his capabilities.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

thinkin bout magneto's lil list of aliases from that One Shot of his government file or w/e in 97 and how it lists the three main men who've played him (David Hemblen, Ian McKellen, Michael Fassbender) and kinda cackling at the idea 1.) if they included All his names 2.) having 'michael' on that list twice

[mechazushi]

If The Core Division Three Members Had Gaming Channels...

Kafka Hibino {A.K.A ComfyManGaming}: Mainly Shop Management Sims or just Sims in general. His most popular series and the one that let him go full time as a content creator was his Power Wash sim Story Time where he got to talk about the craziest things that happened to him in his, like, six different cleaning jobs. ( In order; Landscaper, personal maid service, High rise window washer [tied for origin for most of his craziest stories], Nuclear Power Plant Office janitor, Failed attempt at running his own power wash service, and School Janitor with a car detail side job. {Most recent/longest held job/and also tied for craziest story origin generator with Car Detail Horror stories being second). Can be convinced to play atmospheric games like Journey/Abzu/Fire Watch/Anything thought provoking or emotional.

Reno Ihchikawa{A.K.A IchyChill Breakdowns}: Whatever Windette does, but with less insults. Basically Build Breakdowns and Speedrun Tutorials. Carried with the energy of a tired Indian Math teacher trying to teach calculus to 8th graders. Is also [technically] a PNG tuber, but because he's low energy, the PNG doesn't move much.

Iharu Haruichi {A.K.A SharkBAIT}: Two Channels. One is a horror game channel, Both Indi and Triple A. The other is anything casual, but mainly sticks to Stardew Valley, Animal Crossing, Coral Island, that sort of thing. Fans like to call the Horror one Anxiety and the non-horror one Anti-Anxiety(Each have their own mascots and like to fight each other like Jacksepticeye and Antisepticeye). He has absolutely accidentally cross posted horror vids onto the non horror channel and vice-versa. The community like to pretend that they don't interact with the other channels and when that sort of thing happens, they pretend they've been exposed to horrors beyond comprehension. (yes, even when the horror channel gets a cutesy vid)

Mina Ashiro{ A.K.A Can(n)onGodess/Pr3ttyW1ttl3K1tty}: Also Two channels, but actively makes sure that no one knows she runs both. One is a live stream of FPS set up as no-commentary/with camera (Mainly colorful ones like Valorant). The other is also no commentary with NO camera and its Sim 3 or 4 tips-and-tricks and Minecraft Aesthetic House Build (Mod and No Mod.)

Kikrou Shinomya:{A.K.A Can_It_Doom?} A STEM major that couldn't find a use for her degree as fast as she liked, so she started a Can it Run Doom? channel as a joke, and now it's evolved into a channel where people recommend different setups like Drumset Controler on a Texas TI-84 Graphing Calculator. (Is also currently in the middle of working on a live action Tank Setup for World of Tanks as a subscriber goal.)

Hoshina Soshiro{A.K.A SwordSingerSUPREME} Any game that involves sword fighting and critiques it either Accurately or HARSHLY. Also streams his HEMA training/tournaments. It's very popular (because everyone find him hot) and has since become a bit of an eclectic channel that is split between his Gaming vids, his HEMA vids, and P.O Box unboxing vids where people send him A LOT of gifts. There's also an over an hour video of him playing Let's Hit Each Other With Fake Swords the Card Game with his older brother (who is also in HEMA.) that he made when the channel hit 5 million subscribers.

✨Bonus✨

Gen Narumi{A.K.A xXGenNarumi420Xx}: Plays anything that's currently trending, but his bread and butter is FPS or Run and Guns. (Has confessed to saying "Would" to the Ultrakill Robot.)

Okonogi Konomi{A.K.A BlossomBear}: Indi VTuber that plays exclusively Indi Puzzle games or Puzzle Platformers. Isn't a singing VTuber so much as one that can and will go in-depth on programming and what goes into a VTube model (She made hers and it has two forms : a chibi, curly white haired, anthro bear girl and a white plushi version with orange blossom motifs.) Can and has demonstrated to be an absolute GOD at Minesweeper

Minase{A.K.A MinAction}: A anime/movie/Western Animation reaction channel. Has an uncanny habit of predicting things before they should be obvious.

Hakua{A.K.A HakuaKooksXP} A cooking channel whose shtick is 1000 Ways To Prepare [Insert Food Here.]. She's still currently working her way through rice.

Haruichi Izumo {Goes by his name} Various product review channel.

Aoi Kaguragi {Also goes by his name} A very well made workout channel.

[peppermintfreak]

Listen. Let me cook. Basta could have Middle Eastern ancestry due to prominent numbers of muslim settlers in southern territory of Italy from the 8th to 13th century. Inkworld is more or less our world but stuck in some weird timeframe of the late Middle Ages/ entering early Renaissance mix up (possibly inspired by the illustrations in the silver book, which is a fairytale) which is when Arabs began making their presence known in Sicily and later elsewhere. Basta's parents could have assimilated or otherwise.

Fair hair and eyes are seemingly the standard in Inkworld (e.g: cosimo, the Piper, Brianna, Capricorn etcBattista's remark about their heroes, and Mo being such a big name despite his outlandishly 'dark as moleskin' hair) Being multiracial or at least different ethnicity is uncommon but not unheard of in Inkworld. Basta's the only one from Inkworld, along with the Prince, to have been tan/or dark-skinned and dark-haired enough to warrant a mention (even though that single tibit of a sentence confirming that was more of an emphasis on Basta's state in the cage). Huge shout-out to that one line in Inkheart where Basta gets so close to Meggie's face she sees her own reflection in his eyes that incited all of this.