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Un dĆa mi mamĆ” me dijo: "uno cuida lo que le interesa y descuida lo que le estorba" y les juro que jamĆ”s habĆa estado tan de acuerdo en algo... š
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May the fourth be with you!!! š«āØ
#It's my first time actually posting art for may the fourth! AHHH#I've loved and hated star wars for years lol#the prequels portrait was what I did first#but then I had to give some love to the originals which remain my faves#I promise I know how to do comics y'all#I also hope people appreciate me making the twins' outfits match slightly#star wars#star wars fanart#sw fanart#may the 4th be with you#may the fourth be with you#may the force be with you#star wars prequels#sw tcw#star wars original trilogy#luke skywalker#leia organa#luke and leia#anakin skywalker#padme amidala#captain rex#ahsoka tano#obi wan kenobi#art i made#image description in alt
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quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshopā
#new bracken quiz just dropped!!#only took me like three hours actually. kind of impressive#for the way that i write quizzes. i will go 'let me write a piece of short fiction' and then expect to do it in one sitting#I DID IT TONIGHT THOUGH. almost 2000 words in the document. crazy shit#anyway um. what if i told you all that this one is normal for sure. nice normal regular quiz that will be nice to you#i won't pinky promise but you are free to believe me if you want <3#uquiz#my uquizzes#my quizzes#uquiz quiz#uquizzes#uquiz link#quiz link#quizzes#quiz#is there a tag for fucked up narrative/poetry based quizzes. how do i get that to the target audience#^ guy who has been spending this whole time cultivating the target audience
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You're just not toxic enough.
#the apothecary diaries#maomao#jinshi#When she loves poison as much as she does...this really isn't as big of an insult as it may seem.#'I'd rather poison myself' from a girl who genuinely wants to eat the poison? Not bad!#This was a thank you gift for a friend who helped me out of a tough situation. I hope you enjoy this!#I am so sorry I still haven't finished season one yet. I promise I'll get to it eventually.#Maomao is a really fun protagonist and as a mystery lover - the detective plots she finds herself in are very enjoyable.#Even if she doesn't want to be part of them. Girl who just wants to mind her own business but keeps getting hired to snoop around.#Jinshi is a great character in his own right. He is also a wet little clown that I want to wring out and leave in the sun to dry.#Man...now I want to finish season one...I miss them...
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DANDELION | overcoming hardship, healing, resilience, hope
I had the pleasure of painting the illustrious Dorian for @daflowerzine š¼ leftover sales are now closed but you can still get a print of Dorian here!
#dorian pavus#dragon age#da fanart#da flower zine#this piece rly went through it with me#fitting for the meaning i guess#but artwise this also was my first real forray into having a little more courage with my subjects and compositions#and you know#ā§Ė ą¼ āļ½”ā”Ė backgrounds ā§Ė ą¼ āļ½”ā”Ė#this project was and is one of THE best#iām so glad that i got to a part of it š#and because i promised: prints are up on my shop!#procreate#zazrichart
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missed the mark by (looks at calendar) uhhh. hm. but I really wanted to do something for the 5th anniversary! happy five years to these idiots š
#art#twisted wonderland#twst 5th anniversary#i'll stop for a while now i promise i just wanted to get this out#genuinely feels a bit weird to be 5 years in already huh!#that combined with having finally finished up episode 7...#oh no all the milestones hit at once help#hold on while i reminisce for a moment#because MAN i did not expect the anime disney boy game to become so special to me#(especially my little wet rat dragon and his family)#to be fair 2020 onward was uhhh let's say prime timing for a piece of silly and unapologetically indulgent media#(not to get too real here or anything but let's just say that. some of the stuff in 7 specifically did hit a bit harder than it should've.)#but also just. you know how it goes.#sometimes a thing doesn't so much speak to you as it reaches out and grabs you by the throat#with an intensity that shocks and bewilders no one more than you#and sure you can ignore it because having any emotions about media beyond faint scorn is of course the epitome of ~cringe~#but you could also just throw yourself wholeheartedly into it#and lemme tell you one of those options is a hell of a lot more fun#idk i'm just kinda rambling here#it's been a weird five years but i'm glad to have had these guys for it#and hey if nothing else it gave us meleanor#the inside of my brain at any given point is just the 'do it for her' meme covered in pictures of our late great dragon princess#i would not have it any other way
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something that drives me insane on a relatively regular basis as a body jewelry understander is talking to people who have sensitive skin who are like "oh well I just can't wear any earrings without my ears getting inflamed" and I say "well what have you tried" and they say "well I've tried sterling silver and I've tried gold..." and it's like. ok. I don't know how gold and sterling somehow got spun by the jewelry industry as being especially good for sensitive skin but whenever I'm like "well have you tried implant grade titanium" they're always like "no....... but I've tried sterling silver... and it didn't work ..." like. I don't know how this narrative about sterling silver somehow got so strong but when they put pins in your fucking legs when you snap your leg in half are those pins made of sterling silver or are they made of implant grade titanium or surgical steel????????? HELLO. HI. YOU MIGHT BENEFIT FROM TRYING IMPLANT GRADE TITANIUM I AM JUST SAYING
#if I have had this conversation with you. I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at whoever lied to you about various metals.#look I completely understand if your body happens to think that your piercing is an open wound for two decades#I have been there.#and I promise you the answer. is implant grade titanium.#there are many solutions to this problem one of them is implant grade titanium the other is surgical steel sometimes.#the other is sometimes if you can stretch the piercing to like... 10g#you can put a surgical grade silicone sleeve in there and then you can use cheaper metals for earrings#because they will not be touching your flesh they will be touching the silicone sleeve.#anyway the point is#someone should pay me to be some sort of piercing advisor.#there has been a lot of progress made in the area of body safe metals in the last 50 years is the thing#and we are fortunate enough to live now and not 50 years ago.#the mainstream jewelry industry has not exactly caught up with this.
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Leaked scene from the FNAF 2 movieā¦
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#fnaf 2 movie#withered foxy#withered freddy#mike schmidt#fnaf 2#if you know you know what this is based off of#I promise this is a real scene#foxy himself told me#BUT fr honestly im so curious how the mask will come into play in the next film#CAUSE IT better be there#but itās such a overpowered move#like why not wear the mask the whole time to confuse most of the animatronics etc#BUT I BET theyāll figure it out#if they make any reference to this pit even in a small way we win
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The Baby Is Fine
For sale baby shoes never worn. Oh he's not dead or anything he's just massive and they don't fit
For sale baby shoes never worn. They're Gucci, my sister got them for me and I'm not putting $600 shoes on a newborn Why the hell would anyone buy these? She's an idiot.
For sale baby shoes never worn. At least I don't think so. I found them in the eggs at the grocery store and they look pretty clean $20 obo
For sale baby shoes never worn. She doesn't have any feet but it's hardly slowing her down, honestly. I guess you can't miss what you never had.
For sale baby shoes never worn. Bought them and forgot about them for like six months, never even took them out of the box and now they're way too small. My brain is fried.
For sale baby shoes never worn. Fair warning though, they've got fucking minions on them.
For sale They were a gift from my great aunt and I don't want anything from that wretched harpy.
baby shoes I thought I could put them on my dog so he doesn't slip all over the kitchen floor but yeah it didn't work
never worn. I don't know. They're just ugly. Do I need a reason?
#this has officially breached containment so i have to mute it#but! believe it or not! I *do* understand the most overhyped poem in the world!#i promise!#me making different creative choices in a transformative work than you would have doesn't mean i'm a moron#it just means we have different ideas
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test subject.
early access + nsfw on patreon monster!AU masterpost
#guys i am holding gaz so tenderly rn please let me cook i promise to get him through this#also i love when i get to write a villain who hams it up a bit#thank you graves for being the perfect canvas for that you illustrious bitch#kyle gaz garrick#phillip graves#valeria garza#monster 141 au#giragi art
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#tf2#anomaly diversion#tf2 scout#ad red scout#my art#artists on tumblr#team fortress 2#gahh maybe I shouldn't have made an ad art before publishing a chapter#this one belongs to chapter 4 and further so you don't know what it means yet lol#I am also very agitated that I can't upload the chapter sooner!! because it's unfinished!!!#promise me you'll wait š
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Crossover AU where it's @ejoym's Devlin instead of Orin and he STILL ends up in the squid pod, somehow.
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pussy job w perv!toji and his sweet virgin gf !
cw :: overstim, slight dubcon, use of 'kid', sexy pussyjob !!!!
toji holds you through the night like youāll slip right out of his hands if he even thinks about letting go. he loves ending the day with you spooning in bed beside him. either facing him so he can kiss your pretty face to sleep, and feel the way your tits press up nicely on his body through your thin tank top. maybe you're facing away with your body snug up against him so he can smell the aromatic scent of your shampoo and lotions, and how your ass pushes back on him subconsciously.Ā
he cannot get enough of it, seriously. especially when you're so willing to take this time to let him touch you.Ā
youāre comfortably laying in your dimly lit bedroom with toji assaulting your neck with quick pecks, taking your tied up hair and exposed skin to his advantage. heāll stop when your fit of giggles turn into small slaps on his arm thatās curled around you.Ā
ācanāt help myself, baby,ā stroking that hand on your soft jaw, āyouāre just too pretty.āĀ
you turn to face him and snuggle up, your face rubbing perfectly on his chest. warming up on him like a cat, your hands finding their place rubbing his stomach. you canāt help but think heās so perfect like this, domestic and resting in a shirt heāl take off later in the night and plain boxers. he sighs when you plant kisses on his clothed chest.Ā
you look up to him and scoot up to kiss him, tojiās hands coming to keep your head straight as he practically kisses all the breath from your lungs. keeping a steady pace before you squeeze the sides of his body. he pulls away just inches away from your face and slowly turns you to your back, his big body hovering right over you.Ā
ānow? tojiāāĀ
āmhmm. told you, canāt help myself, pretty.ā digging back in your neck, he takes deep inhales of your sweet scent before lapping like a dog. the heavy breathes he takes and the groans he lets out, god, the feeling of his wet tongue licking at some of your most sensitive spots makes your virgin cunt spill excessively behind your panties.Ā
ātojiāā
āiām getting there, kid, donāt worry.ā he presses a couple of softer kisses on your blushing face and hooks his fingers on the band of your panties. he tosses them and admires your slick little cunt in the dim light he has before running fingertips gently from your puffy clit to your soppy hole. he leans down a bit and spits obscenely at your waterfall of a pussy, chuckling to himself at the vulgarity. you almost whine at him while bucking your hips before he holds you down and interrupts,Ā
ātrying somethinā new. trust me, alright doll?āĀ
you nod and watch him toss his shirt, the slight weight gain heās putting on hypnotizes you. a good amount of pudge sitting at his lower stomach with more on his arms and thighs. hell, if he decided to fuck you now, you couldnāt complain. he discards the boxers as well, giving himself a few strokes as he places wet kisses on your twitchy clit before kissing your face again. distracting you from feeling the hefty weight of his cockāa sudden weight you couldnāt ignoreāslipped right between your folds.Ā
āmmm! oh god..ā whimpering right into his mouth as he whispers gentle praises right back, kissing you softly as he moves his hips slightly, just to feel the precious perfection of your cunt. until you start moaning longingly, he keeps a steady pace and finally speeds up.Ā
he grinds his cock between your puffy folds, coated and drooling with slick and saliva. groaning occasionally when the underside of his tip rubs on your hot, hot clit, stimulating both of you.Ā
āfeel good, huh, baby? ām right thereāfuuck, just a little more and i could be right inside you. mhmmhm, and jusā fuck your little virgin cunt,ā he fucking laughs when you shake your head, āno? you donāt want your boyfriend to finally fuck through your cute pussy, huh? but youāre so fucking wet, dolly. your sweet cuntās jusā asking for it.ā
he leans back and teases your entrance, which is fluttering at just the thought of him pressing in. totally raw and unprotected deflowering because he just couldnāt help himself, you moan out and squeeze his arm when he rocks to catch the tip of his thick cock to your needy virgin hole. tears swell in your pretty eyes, either upset that heās teasing you about this or maybe because you just wanna come. he gets this instantly and kisses your heated forehead, holding his heavy cock down with his thumb and rubs continuously on your clit.Ā
the chubby, raw bud burning with excitement as you roll your hips to achieve more of that sensation, your fingers digging into your manās buff shoulders as he makes you both climax. hot ropes of semen coming undone on your clit and mound, maybe next time heāll get oh-so lucky ^3^
OUHHHH MAYBE NEXT PART IS THEEE PART
read part one, two, and three!
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(part of the āWife at First Sight Seriesā)
For the first time in a long time, Simon feels as if heās walking on eggshells
Heās 6ā4ā, easily over 200 pounds of bulking muscle, strikes fear into the heart of each and every enemy he comes across (should they live to tell the tale that is), and yet he feels as though heās tiptoeing, practically dancing around the issue he refuses to address
Yet you make him feel this way
Itās been months now, of this dance you still havenāt realized youāre apart of, shining on centre stage under the constant spotlight of Simon Rileyās attention, rather than one of the background performers as you seem to believe
He feels as though heās done everything he can to get the point across to you, other than literally getting down on one knee and asking you those four special words he canāt seem to get himself to speak out loud
As easy as it is to pretend you two truly are husband and wife ātil death do you part, heās instead having to watch you leave base in exchange for your lonely flat each night, reminded of the fact that heās not ballsy enough to just come out and say it to you
You make the Lieutenant nervous for fucks sake, something he hasnāt truly felt in so long heās grasping for straws, searching for a life raft in these uncharted waters to help him stay afloat
Thatās part of why heās so confused when Gaz finally joins him and Soap in the gun range, landing a friendly smack across the taller manās broad shoulders, saying something about how heās āreally happy for you LT, finally properly asked her, aye?ā
āWhat are you goinā on about?ā Ghost practically grunts out, readjusting the weapon against his shoulder as he glances through the scope of his gun, only partly interested in what the Sergeants answer is, that is until he hears him mention your name
āJust saw her at her desk, talkinā about how she has a wedding this weekend-ā Gaz has barely finished his sentence before Ghost is whipping his skull clad head around, shoving his weapon into Soapās arms, and beelining out of the armoury towards you, leaving a pair of chuckling Sergeants behind him
Theyāve never seen their Lieutenant so whipped before. And the fact that you donāt even know you have this beast of a man wrapped around your dainty little finger makes it all the more entertaining for them
They totally havenāt taken bets on how long it takes for him to break and finally confess his feelings, and Price definitely didnāt put money down on it either
Ghost may as well float into the room on a cloud heās feeling so overjoyed at the idea of finding you sat at your desk all pretty, chit chatting away with colleagues about the wedding youāve finally realized he intends to give you, taking all the pressure off of him
Instead, he rounds the corner and overhears the last tidbits of your conversation, pretending as though his stomach doesnāt drop out of him and onto the floor when he realizes youāre telling your desk mate about your sisters wedding this weekend
He shouldāve know better, it wouldnāt be that easy
ā-not that Iām embarrassed to go without someone. That I donāt care so much about.ā He hears you explain, failing to have noticed him behind you quite yet. āGod knows itās been ages since Iāve gone on an actual date anyways. But this is the first time Iām a bridesmaid, and my sister keeps saying Iām apparently the only bridesmaid without a date-ā
āWell arenāt you going to bring your husband?ā Your colleague asks, cutting you off. Just like everyone else on base, she knows thinks you are in fact Mrs Riley, for all intents and purposes. You open your mouth to correct her and tell her you donāt have a husband, when a deep voice comes up behind you and speaks first.
āāCourse she is.ā Ghost replies for you, coming to stand behind you in your chair, sneaking a gloved hand onto your shoulder to offer a slight squeeze of acknowledgment. You lean your head back to glance up at him, offering a soft smile that melts his heart more and more each time heās lucky enough to see it, to be the reason for it. Sensing sheās now the odd one out, your coworker quietly excuses herself and goes to find someone else to talk water cooler gossip with.
āOh Ghost! Hi!ā You say, reaching your own hand up to squeeze his in return, smile widening when you notice the crinkles next to his eyes that you hope mean heās smiling as well under the mask. āOh, you really donāt have to. I mean- I wouldnāt want you to waste a day off just to sit through a strangerās wedding for who knows how many hours. I barely want to go.ā
You try to joke about it, but this really has been causing you unnecessary stress. Your sister apparently doesnāt have enough wedding planning on her plate as it is, seeing as she has enough time to constantly pester you about whether youāve secured a date yet or not, despite your answer always being no. She knows itās been forever since youāve dated anyone seriously, and that finding a date will be more of a chore than showing up without one and enduring your relative comments and questions.
Each time you told her no though, your mind wandered to the tall, dark, muscular man who liked to call himself your husband, imagining the looks on your familyās face if you were to show up with Ghost on your arm. But you never bothered to ask him, not wanting to force him into extending his kindness and charade of a happily married couple outside of work hours.
āIād be with you for those āwho knows how many hours?āā Ghost asks, quoting you, watching as you offer him a simple nod in return. āThen thatās the farthest thing from a waste oā time in my books, love.ā
As simple as that, the plan was set. Ghost would be your date to the wedding that weekend.
Now, Ghost was used to not having very much to look forward to in life. He could look forward to a hot shower occasionally, look forward to good pub food instead of mess hall dinners, look forward to a chance to sleep in a little later, simpler things of the sort.
But when you came into his life, he was suddenly looking forward to equally simple, but different things. He looked forward to reading your cute replies to his good morning and good night texts (he still never misses a single one, all these months later), looked forward to seeing your sweet smile greeting him when you arrived to work, looked forward to hearing your pleased hum when you took your first sip of whatever drink he prepared you that day. Essentially, he looked forward to seeing you.
Now though, he feels as if this weekend cannot come soon enough, finding himself practically giddy heās looking forward to spending more time with you off base so much, feeling like a kid whoās itching to get their hands on their new Christmas gifts.
When he arrives at your flat almost a half hour too early (he just couldnāt wait anymore lovie, you canāt blame the poor man), and you open the door to greet him, he doesnāt think itās fair to compare this to a gift under the Christmas tree.
No. Itās more like heās won the goddamn lottery.
Standing before him, is the most beautiful, breathtaking vision heās ever laid eyes upon in all his years. He half wonders if his knees are legitimately beginning to wobble where he stands, he feels so weak in the knees as he gazes upon you in your doorway. Itās still just you, the same woman heās been seeing every day and dreaming of each night.
But you donāt look like you have every day these past months. Your hair is styled differently, your make up is a little more done up, and the thing thatās really got his mind reeling, is that instead of your regular work attire, youāre wearing a dress so stunning he half wonders whether or not you are the bride this evening. Thereās no possible way someone so beautiful is expected to stand on the sidelines tonight, expected to be anyone apart from the star of the show, the centre of his the world.
You donāt take much notice of the way Ghost fails to greet you properly, standing outside your door and practically gawking at you, seeing as youāre preoccupied doing the same to him. His usual fatigues and black everything have been swapped out for black dress pants, a white button up shirt (your eyes definitely do not linger on the top three buttons being left undone, nope, not at all) and a black blazer, matching black surgical mask in exchange for the typical skeleton mask.
You two blushing, bumbling idiots in secret love manage to pull yourselves together enough to make the drive up to the venue, the car ride filled with laughter, stories, and too many stolen glances to count, each of you wishing you could pull the car over somewhere and jump each others bones instead.
At the venue, you go through the obligatory introductions with your family, simply so they couldnāt say you didnāt say hello at least once throughout the busy night, only partially intent on ignoring them later on. Theyāre left understandably stunned at the mention that the man beside you is your husband, and when your family members begin unloading question after question, the two of you manage to find a quick excuse each time to dash off, giggling and holding onto the other as you weave the growing crowd of guests, all too proud of your little inside joke.
You regretfully tell him that youāll have to leave him to sit alone throughout the ceremony, though he insists you shouldnāt worry about it, lifting your spirits momentarily when he jokes that you should focus more on not tripping during your walk down the aisle, before the both of you are left bright red in the face at hearing him talking about you walking down an aisle, as if you donāt pretend to be married every day to begin with.
He truly doesnāt mind having to sit on the tiny foldable chairs that make up the seating for the ceremony, itās only a small portion of the evening after all. And besides, his eyes certainly arenāt on the couple reciting their vows up at the altar. No, his gaze is on one person and one person only. From the moment the music kicked in and pairs of bridesmaids and groomsmen stepped out to walk the aisle in their matching attire and matching smiles, his eyes have been locked on you, just as yours have been locked on his.
His size certainly helped you pick him out of the crowd with more ease, finding him amongst the familiar and unfamiliar faces instantly, as though gravity was pulling your gaze in his direction alone. Later on, neither of you could even correctly point out amongst the groomsmen whose arm you were holding on to as you walked, attention only focused on each other.
Even as you stood up front, listening to your sister and new brother in law profess their love for the other, you tried your best to appear as though you were paying them your full attention, considering you were standing up at the front and all. But it was as though you could literally feel Ghostās eyes on you the entire ceremony, unable to stop your eyes from straying towards him more times than was surely appropriate, feeling the heat of a blush creep over your cheeks every time you saw how devastatingly handsome he was today.
By the time the newlyweds are marching back down the aisle past their cheering loved ones, wedding party in tow, your eyes are no longer pretending to look anywhere other than at him. And Simon is looking back at you, but his mind is growing preoccupied, thinking of how he can finally ensure youāll let him walk you down the aisle now.
Because in the glove compartment of the very car he drove you up here in, only inches away from your knees the entire drive, heās tucked away a small little box, containing the exact ring you chose from the jeweller all those weeks ago. He carries it with him everywhere, eager for the moment, the opportunity to be lucky enough to truly call himself your husband and slip the band over your finger as his wife.
And heās decided that tonight is the night he tells you.
The night he tells you this has never been a joke to him, never been anything apart from what he really wants to be true from the moment he saw you.
To call you his wife.
#teehee#please donāt be too upset at me girls and gays#Iām getting us to that big moment next i promise#simon ghost riley#simon riley#simon ghost x reader#call of duty#call of duty fanfic#call of duty fic#cod fanfic#ghost x reader#simon riley x reader#simon riley x you#simon ghost riley x you#cod simon ghost riley#cod simon riley#simon ghost riley x reader#simon fluff#ghost x you#call of duty ghost#ghost fanfic#ghost cod#call of duty fluff#readwritealldayallnight#wife at first sight series#wife at first sight
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