#(he would 100% pull that)

[rhiangalaxy]

Shen Qingqiu's guide to causing emotional damage to your martial siblings (ft. a bonus under the cut)

[ID: A Scum Villain Comic. The first part depicts, from left to right, Shang Qinghua, Mu Qingfang, Yue Qingyuan, Liu Qingge and Qi Qingqi. SQH has his hands gripped together and looking nervously towards a system screen that has a shrugging kaomoji, a thought bubble leads from him saying "System WTF". MQF with his hands folded down in front of him looks on in surprise. YQY with his hands behind this back, looking slightly on the verge of tears says "Uh, What do you have there Shen-Shidi?". LQG looks on in angry confusion with '???' next to his face. QQQ has one hand curled towards her chest and the other on her hip looking vaguely disgusted/judgy. The next part depicts SJ!Shen Qingqiu holding a baby Plant!Yuan swaddled in his teal outer robe, and holding a closed fan in the other hand replying to YGY with a blank expression by going "... A Fan." End ID.]

[ID: A Scum Villain MSPaint Doodle. Characters in chibi style. YGY rests his chin in his hands and his elbows on a table, crying with a pitiful expression and saying "I can't believe Xiao Jiu had a baby with someone else. MQF with a hand on YQY's shoulder as if comforting him replies "Okay Shixiong lets get you to bed" with another box pointing to him that states "Knows damn well that Shen Yuan is the spitting image of YQY" End ID]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

MDZS Severance AU: Get me out of here.

[pipperoo]

i was thinking how in npmd, in act two the blame for max becoming a ghost is placed fully onto steph’s shoulders. it used to strike me as odd because grace is the one that came up with the plan that led to max dying, not steph, she has as much blame as the nerds do. yet she’s the one that “created a literal monster” according to her dad. she’s fucking judas according to max. but it’s just another case where it doesn’t matter what’s actually true or what the audience sees, what matters is how max sees it.

he died having no idea that grace orchestrated the whole thing. she’s more judas than steph is. but since steph is the one that invited him, she gets the blame. and, to max, i don’t think he sees the invite as her first real betrayal. her first betrayal is inviting pete to pasquallis

steph is allowed to be one of the few that benefit from max’s control, she also had no idea he was such a bully. she got to skate by in ignorance. but she still went against his order and invited a nerd, someone beneath her, directly into his turf. max was able to make pete regret that decision and put him back in line. but, just from pete saying steph invited him, jason immediately accepted that was an okay thing to do. a thing that directly threatens and undermines max’s control. when you watch the scene, you can see that max gets aggressive only after jason accepts pete being there as okay. max can already feel his godhood slipping just from steph stepping one foot out of line.

that’s why max could turn so quickly against her when he fell and as a ghost, because she was already on thin ice when she invited him to waylon hall. in max’s insane eyes, why wouldn’t he blame steph?

[shoot-i-messed-up]

Was always worried about the angst of unrequited love, had never realized the sheer amount of comedic potential that it has.

Imagine one-sided Superbat where Clark is fully aware that Bruce has a crush on him but is being his repressed self about it, and Clark is just like, “I’m not gonna touch that :) you’re going to figure that out for yourself, buddy, and in the meantime, I’m just going to have a good time and be best friends with you as you inevitably pull yourself together enough to either fall out of love or to confess :) and I’ll just let you down gently because I care about you :)” but he absolutely 100% is using it to his advantage in the meantime. His puppy dog eyes had never been so effective before. He’s gotten out of Monitor Duty three times in the past month.

[jubmato]

guys. guys hear me. out. pelase hear me out im cooking i swear guys ple

[musubiki]

limochi rkgk

[chiropteracupola]

A very fine captain, and a finer friend.

[tired-demonspawn]

something about the billford renaissance made me think a little bit

because like. intelectually. i hate this fucking ship dude. it SHOULD, make me hate to be alive. however. i see a post and i reblog it. i like it. i piss myself laughing looking at it.

because what i have realised is that: there are some ships that are simply too funny not to support

like okay the main two ways i have seen this ship portraied and working very well are: one sided and funny.

tho to be fair the one sided thing is usually also funny like i saw that one 'im not gay bill' diary of a whimpy kid meme redraw that shit was hillarious

but like says a lot right, that to enjoy something one would hate, you simply have to make it funny enough.

[darkwood-sleddog]

i'm sorry but what exactly is the point of martingales/limited slips with QUICK RELEASE BUCKLES? The martingale style collar is a tool and should never be left on the dog when they're playing with others (soooo easy for other dogs legs and mouths to get caught in the martingale loop regardless if the collar has a buckle or not...) or in a situation where you might need to pop a quick release buckle. the purpose of the martingale is to prevent escape (great for dogs with tiny heads, strong dogs that could forcefully pull out of other collars, dogs with a lot of hair) when walking/working/on tie out (although i much prefer a limited slip if you MUST have a tightening collar on an escape artist dog on tie out vs looped martingale, again bc its easier for things to get caught in a martingale, otherwise a non-buckle circle collar should be used...) whereas the purpose of a quick release buckle is to make sure the dog CAN escape if needed. I understand the inclusion of buckles on martingales is for ease of access for people to put them on and take them off, but just like...adjust the collar big enough to fit over the dog's head and then readjust it for proper tightness afterwards? it takes a little bit longer, but you're not creating a weakness in an anti-escape tool where it doesn't need to be.

so ending notes: quick release buckle collars and non-buckle martingales are different tools meant for different purposes. You can't have it both ways for both these types of tools without voiding some aspect of why they are different in the first place. Sometimes it's okay if your dog wears multiple collars (Sigurd wears two collars! on walks. All my dogs have limited slips/martingales, quick release buckle collars, and non-buckle circle (non-martingale) collars that are used depending on the situation. If they are released to play with each other the non-buckle equipment comes OFF first, literally that easy). One collar with aspects of all kinds of collars is not going to do a specific task as well as the collar made for that task. Buckles on ANY TYPE of dog equipment present a weak spot (as do points of adjustment, but not as much). Buckles can break, be crushed, pop out of place and decrease in strength over periods of time (especially if you have very hot or very cold weather) but crucially allow for a piece of equipment to be released from the dog very quickly which can be an important safety feature. It does not mean it is necessary on every single tool.

thank you for coming to my ted talk? I just saw a dog trainer online tell people to never use non-buckle martingales and it was driving me insane.

[cantpickyourgenre]

season nine opener is going to see Ravi telling Buck he has the PERFECT place for him. and Buck is like, “fine, sure” because he wants to give Eddie space and be normal. so he moves into the place Ravi found for him and the day after Ravi appears on Eddie’s doorstep saying, “hey, I need a place to stay. Can I crash on your couch 🥺🥺🥺” and that’s how Buck finds out he’s subletting Ravi’s place.

[thenamesapollo]

i got reminded of an old post I made saying that nightmare can't be a capitalist and I'm just realizing now that I WAS WOOBIFYING HIM

[randomwritingdrabbles]

Just started rewatching futari wa precure (I had a huuuuuge precure phase when I was a kid and I watched like all the seasons available then) and I was reminded of just how similar miraculous ladybug is to precure. Like legit it is just a magical girl anime but with normal superhero outfits pasted over the top and it got me thinking about how we were fucking robbed of magical girl Adrien.

Like they should have based the outfits on what the user deemed a superhero outfit cus Adrien would be rocking up in frills and thigh high heels while Marinette would rock up in gotham hero grunge.

Like you cannot tell me that lonely baby adrien wasn't an avid consumer of precure and sailor moon but in the same vain, Marinette would have definitely been a western superhero fan with emphasis on the batfam.

Like just imagine:

Adrien: "I run off the power of love and will protect the people of paris with the help of my fairy plagg!"

Marinette, who's favourite show is batman and the only magical girl show she's seen is magi madoka: "w h a t???"

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Adrien, going through cutesy choreography that is 100% unessesary for his attack: "with the power of light I dispell you!"

Adrien: ✨️disintegrates a man✨️

Marinette: "..."

Marinette: "I am both terrified and amazed..."

(Adrien is upset he doesn't get a beam attack but he will make do by just making his cataclysm as extra as humanly possible)

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Marinette summons her lucky charm by rummaging through her utility belt, also she also has a gun because she was having a red hood phase when she got the miraculous. It shoots whatever bullets she's feeling like because creation magic bullshit.

They're mostly rubber but whenever hawkmoth shows up they become metal and also explode... Gabriel Agreste is terrified of the both of them and refuses to attend fights in person ever again, after the time that Ladybug almost blew off his leg because he was temporarily blinded by cat noir's petticoat.

[boarloved-art]

i LOVEEEE idol aus so bad because none of these fucking characters would be caught dead doing any of this shit. your blorbo is NOT doing aegyo on stage for a paycheck! your blorbo is NOT singing and dancing!

[jaydencoolguy]

I made them 2000s kids...

[my-most-recent-hyperfixation]

it’s cute how people think danny is the sane one, when in all actuality he does shit just as insane as steve already in the first season. strapping a dude to the hood of his car and then speeding around town? steve would never (yes he would and he absolutely loved every second of danny doing it)

[auntiejohn]

timothee chalamet is actually so funny I love him sm