#(mostly joking)

[teaboot]

The club of Parentified Daughters Who Ran Away From Home To Become Sexy, Unhinged Men is an admittedly small one. But if you're out there Dick Grayson, Dean Winchester, Viktor Hargreeves, Hanzo Shimada, Nicholas D. Wolfwood, ,,

[frownyalfred]

“actually you have a fundamental misunderstanding of canon—” good. I want to misunderstand it.

[zenx011]

Rook based ted talk

cc: thatboy_studio

You know what Rook Blonko really is just a mortal among gods and there is no way you can change my mind. My proof:

Ben 10 trio vs.

I'm not saying rook ain't strong I am saying he is far weaker than the universal threats known as UAF trio.

[velvetcake96]

This is MelJayVik to me btw:

And they are ALL in love.

[ankarnaofjustice]

i don’t understand why d20 doesn’t travel to the center of the united states guys i’m here too

[vergils-beloved]

it's gravity to you but actually my f/o plushie fell against me on purpose bc it wants to cuddle ♡

[theashesofthefirststar]

People compare helluva boss to fan fiction as if that’s a bad thing. Personally I don’t think they’ve gone far enough. I want Viv to knock that bird up.

[ruka-desuu]

What is the limit between "TTRPG" and "Board Game"

Like, nobody would say 'monopoly' counts as a TTRPG, it's ridiculous, but when you start to deconstruct the idea of an RPG to the basic components of "any game in which you roleplay a character" you start to notice things like... "Creating" the character of your roleplay isn't really obligatory, technically you can have a TTRPG where you are handed the role you'll play... "Sandbox" aspect is completely optional too, there isn't really a need for full player autonomy and choice within the gameplay, as long as they are playing the role it's technically a game... "Exploring/Problem solving/Combat" are all optional, a lot of TTRPGs have one or another, sometimes all 3, but in fact they aren't needed... "Progression" is also optional, character growth can be non-existent and you still roleplay... well you technically don't even need 'stats' at all, just a description of said role... "What is a game even?" like, for real... I can't find people agreeing on a definition of the term, for the sake of this experiment I'll say it involves at least SOME input... By all these metrics "town of Salem" is technically a TTRPG... you are handed a role you play (in this case, in secret) you even have full autonomy on how you play the role, a character objective, and freedom to problem solve your way through social deduction!... but it isn't a TTRPG now, is it?... is it?...

[candyheartedchy]

When I’m out in public and have to interact with strangers and can’t indulge in my f/o’s media:

[puppyboywinger]

do you guys think spencer is listening to back to friends by sombr and crying /hj

[jayvikted]

usual interpretation: yugi is short and yami being taller and more ripped is a sort of figurative on-page manifestation of his higher level of confidence.

usual alternate interpretation: the body actually changes shape

but consider: yugi is taller and ripped, and it's him being weak and tiny that's a figurative on-page manifestation of his low self esteem.

[tyranno-solei-rex]

"oh you joined Tumblr? prepare for the drama" babes i grew up on the gaehive of scratch dot mit dot edu, tumblr is child's play to me

[frownyalfred]

Are Cheating Clark: this grabbed my brain and won’t let go, but Lois is a very good, badass reporter. She’s been to war zones, and to military camps. Once she realizes what’s going on (because she’s too smart to not figure it out), she sits Clark down and shows him just how much homoerotic subtext/implications there are through history between soldiers/warriors.

“There’s no shame in finding something special with someone who fights along beside you, Clark. Honestly, I expected it sooner. Am I a little upset that your biology didn’t pick me? Yeah, sure. But it’s not anything I can control, or you. I’ll get over it. It just means you’re human after all.”

She puts her hands on her hips and stares down one of the most powerful beings on her planet.

“If you fuck anyone else, though, I will NOT be happy.”

Lois Lane giving her husband the most frightening, overly-detailed hall pass of all time is SO funny to me, even though it's angsty. Like, alright, you get a pass this ONE time because your Kryptonian cells say you need to fuck your best friend! But if your little cells keep saying you need to fuck the rest of your friends, I will carve them out of you with Bruce's Kryptonite :)

Girlbossing and managing her husband's affair, that's absolutely Lois.

[boneyardbutch]

Just had an idea for how I wanna draw Gideon going forward in my head. I really like this version.

(I upload a lot more art to @bigangrybutch just a btw)

[simplysnaps]

I'll say it again. I have YouTube and Bluesky for normal social interactions. On Tumblr it's horny asks ONLY. Know the culture. 😔

[ayiemojis]

More!!

/mj (mostly joking) - /nbh (nobody here)

/nuay (not upset at you) - /dpn (deadpan)

/fcl (further clarification) - /hv (half venting)

/npa (not passive aggressive) - /or (over explaining)

/rtq (rhetorical question) - /unrelated

I’ve still got a ton back logged I’ll post in time :3