#**eee first post**

[tomhush]

[Tape clicks on]

Tom: (Seemingly to no-one) I'm just saying! These researchers should really have more respect for my library. I get it, he's new and everything, but he could at least file stuff properly. Honestly, why would you even put that there?

[he sighs frustratedly, pausing to wonder who he was even complaining to, when footsteps approach]

Tom: (chirpily) I'm honestly surprised you don't work here, Ger. You're in my library enough.

Gerry: Yeah? Well, whether I work here or not, Gertrude likes having a young pair of legs to do the running around for her. Uses arthritis as an excuse, but-

Tom: Don't worry, she don't fool me. I've seen the old codger move faster than me on plenty of occasions. Still, s'pose we've gotta cut workplace Nan some slack. She's just a little old lady, after all.

Gerry: (exasperated) Christ, don't let her here you say that. Next thing you know she'll be up here tearin' you a new one.

Tom: She'd have to catch me first. I'm a slippery bastard when I want to be.

Gerry: (papers rustling) Don't I know it. Cheers for these, anyway. See you later?

Tom: 'course. Have fun ghost hunting

Gerry: Funny.

[Receding footsteps]

[Tom sighs, crossing the library to the of papers he had been sorting before and muttering]

Tom: I don't blame him. Wish I hadn't been so desperate to get a job, would've given myself more time to find a placement. Mainly 'cause I don't like working for a hoity toity ratbag, but... It doesn't matter.

[A moment of rustling, then silence]

[Tape clicks off]

[scruffedknife]

[hide-your-bugs-away]

A Dont Look Back edit I recall making three years ago amidst a migraine episode... COMFORT MOVIE!!! FAVORITE MOVIE!!! 🥹

Song: "Joe Blazey" by Dominic Fike

[wystaria-garden]

🍀 The Beauty of Eorzea: Gridania 🍀

Author's Note:

Heya! I want to start a little series for myself that showcases the beauty of places in Eorzea (and perhaps other places..!?) I Gpose a lot, so finding a lovely spot to take the perfect picture is very satisfying for me, so this will also help me remember those lovely spots haha! I thought I'd post since it may be useful for others. I will showcase main areas and highlight areas that I think deserve some more spotlight. Any further author's notes will be written like this!

☘️ Section One: New Gridania

New Gridania is one of my main hub areas! ☺️ I love hanging with my friends here. I'm a member of the Twin Adders and my WoL's first citystate was Gridania, so this place holds a special spot in my heart. That's why it's first in this series!

New Gridania is a lush rural city area surrounded by rivers and lakes. Important landmarks are the Archer's Guild, the Carpenter's Guild and the Order of the Twin Adder, one of the Grand Companies of Eorzea. You will find lots of green and flowery areas, along with natural wood and stone finishes. The Carline Canopy's interior is a sight to behold.

Upon exploring further into the citystate, you arrive at your next destination.

☘️ Section Two: Old Gridania

Another common area for me; I make great use of the Market Board and can be seen rushing from it back to the Inn in New Gridania frequently to make outfits. 😂

Old Gridania continues the lush, natural areas and is home to many important places. Be sure to stop by the Shaded Bower-- with the Rosewood and Ebony Stalls-- as they are filled with merchants that have any and every item a fresh-eyed sprout could desire! Other important landmarks include the Conjurer's Guild, Lancer's Guild, the Leatherworker's Guild and the Botanist's Guild, along with Min Khetto's Amphitheatre (which was rebuilt after the Calamity) where seasonal events are usually held.

In this area particularly, there are a few highlights that deserve to be seen.

✨ Section Three: Highlights

First off is... the Conjurer's Guild!

Nestled deep inside a large tree, the Conjurer's Guild is a perfect place to add a spooky or calming vibe to your poses! The glowing flowers in the main hall are a sight to behold.

Another highlight, in my opinion, is the Botanist's Guild.

The Botanist's Guild has a large area of farmland where you can find many flowers and crops! I absolutely love the green and orange pumpkin patches, along with the lettuce patch. The inside of the Botanist's Guild also surprised me with how beautifully decorated it was. There are some massive pumpkins in there!

That is all I have for the citystate of Gridania! I hope you enjoyed reading it. I just thought it'd be a cute idea to showcase some nice areas I found, and plan to do other areas like the Black Shroud and such later on. However, I am a disabled artist that rarely has free time, so the posts may be few and far between. Even so, I hope you enjoy them. 💖

[forever-a-lake-effect-kid]

if "the northeast is bad at feelings" isn't a canonical ao3 tag yet i'm gonna petition to make it one because thats funny as fuck and also so true

[randomuzerthelozer]

Hear me out okay, please hear me out

Please think about them okay, I swear I promise it could work okay..

It's like uhh "GRR I hat u" and Latte is like "L" and then they makeout

They could be like a old married couple, or like even unlikely friendship or whatever

Idk mabye you could shove enemies to lovers in there too

Y- You guys like that right?

Please please please hear me out okat

(Ingore how goofy the art looks it's kinda vaugly old, also this is NOT a anti Broomer x Chalky post)

[tibialtybalt]

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[sxf-rarepairs]

shylittlefr0g here (or toga, has you wish) to give the big HC about why Melinda x Franky is a good rarepair.

They just sillies, and Franky is the best men that Melinda can get, because he is sweet, a big dork, and talks a lot (meanwhile Melinda just listen to her little man, because he is fun)

ALSO: Damian and Melinda talking about him like "Seriously, what did you see on this guy?" / "He makes me laugh."

i love how much of shipping franky with anyone is just. he's a funky little guy who makes his significant other laugh :3 (it's absolutely correct btw, i just think it's funny bc i thought the exact same thing with shipping him with handler ASDLFKJ)

but i digress, this is so cute!! and the added spice of melinda being married to donovan on paper but going out with her son's girlfriend's unkie scruffy sounds like such a good recipe for drama too ✨ (i can see it now: donovan being suspicious abt how often she's seeing franky and melinda being like, he's just my friend!! what, i can't have friends outside the women's club? >:T)

thank u for the ask!! i love the potential here, much to think about 👀 👀

[literallyepjc]

uhhh big sweaty alpha and biblically accurate feather

[byakuyasdarling]

Was thinking about my Bl//ack Bu//tler S/I again and realised that since she’s a prequel to the main series, she technically can have a mission where she sees “Ci//el” before the tragedy and when she’s later reincarnated to be a reaper, she sees him again and is like “haiii!”

[theshadowsingersraven]

She stood, wrapping it around herself in a quick motion, flipping her damp hair out from between the fabric and her skin. She tugged the chain that pulled out the stopper, and listened to the gurgling noise of the bathtub draining slowly.

Elain approached the sink, and forced herself to look in the mirror. For once, she couldn't bring herself to put on the fake smile she always wore.

Instead, the real Elain Archeron looked back at her. And though she'd stabbed Azriel, it felt like the part of her that was willing to pretend to be okay for everyone else's sake had actually died that day

Toying around with the idea of a darker!Elain & Elucien fic in which her visions cause violent outbursts and Lucien and Elain have go to the Day Court to get to the bottom of why her visions suddenly changed. What do we think? Yay/Nay?

[entity56]

ur so cool ily /p

Wowee ilyt mysterious anon :D

[ottiepops]

sunny doesn't talk to basil lol he just stares at him

THANK YOU GUYS FOR ALL THE LOVE ON MY FIRST POST EEE i have a backlog of drawings from my insta to post so you'll get lots of content the next few days lolol

[ccupcakqs]

hii, can i get a soft oscar piastri x reader fic where he wins in australia and reader finds him after the race all overwhelmed and quiet?? she’s wearing his hoodie and they have a moment away from everyone and he tells her she can keep it 😭 something really fluffy and pining pls??

— your hoodie smells like safety ౨ৎ✧˚

warnings: mutual pining, post-race kisses pairing: oscar piastri x female reader a/n: eee thank you sm anon, first ask!!

melbourne hasn’t stopped screaming since the checkered flag.

the podium glittered in sunset light, the australian anthem roared through the speakers, and oscar smiled, like he finally understood what all the work had been for. but even with a trophy in his hands and champagne in his hair, his eyes still searched the crowd—until they found you.

he’d handed you his hoodie on the way back to the garage. not saying much, just tugging it over your shoulders with that quiet little half-smile of his, like it was second nature. he didn’t wait for thanks. just brushed his knuckles down your arm and disappeared again.

you find him now behind the team building, sitting on a low metal stair near the back entrance. the noise is far away here. just faint echoes of cameras clicking, voices buzzing. oscar has one knee pulled up, head tilted back, eyes closed like he’s letting himself breathe for the first time all day.

his fireproofs are still half on. the sleeves of his race suit are hanging around his waist. his curls are damp with sweat and champagne, flattened in places where the helmet pressed. he looks like a postcard someone would hang on a wall. tired, golden, impossibly calm.

you clear your throat. “didn’t think you’d vanish on your own home victory”

he opens one eye, and when he sees you, his whole face softens. “hey.”

“hey,” you say, and ease down beside him. the hoodie drapes long over your hands as you pull the sleeves down. “you good?”

he exhales slowly. “just needed a minute. everything’s loud.”

“you just won your home race,” you say with a smile. “loud kind of comes with the territory.”

he glances sideways at you, smile tugging the corner of his mouth. “yeah. it’s good loud. but still a lot.”

the hoodie smells like laundry soap, rubber, and something you’ve decided is just him. it wraps around you like the day itself—warm, buzzing, unforgettable.

“this hoodie is criminally comfortable, by the way,” you say, tugging the collar closer.

���keep it,” he says without hesitation.

you laugh under your breath. “don’t you want it back?”

“nah,” he says, eyes flicking toward your face. “looks better on you.”

your heart stutters. he says it easily, but his voice is quieter now. there’s that pause again—the same one you’ve felt a dozen times with him. the moment right before something shifts.

you trace your fingers over the stitching at the cuff. “you always say things like that.”

“like what?”

“things that make me want to kiss you.”

you hadn’t planned to say it. not like that. not here, when his hair’s still wet from a champagne shower and your hands are trembling under borrowed fabric. but it’s already out in the open, and oscar… doesn’t flinch.

instead, his eyebrows lift a little. “is that a bad thing?”

you shake your head. “just dangerous.”

“for who?”

“me, mostly.”

he leans in—not much, just a few inches. just enough that you can see the freckles dusting his cheekbones, the soft pink at the tip of his nose. “you think i don’t want the same thing?”

you blink. “you’ve never said anything.”

“you’ve never kissed me.”

you stare at him, mouth open, stunned into silence by how simple he makes it sound. like it’s not a big risk. like it’s the most natural next step.

“i didn’t want to make it weird,” you say eventually. “you’re… you.”

“and you’re you.”

that makes you laugh, shaky and nervous. he smiles too, and it’s this impossibly gentle thing—like he already knows how it ends.

you shift a little closer. “oscar?”

“hm?”

“if i kiss you, will you still let me keep the hoodie?”

he grins, wide and real. “you can have anything you want.”

so you kiss him.

it’s not loud or dramatic. it’s slow, and soft, and tastes faintly like champagne and breathless relief. his hand finds your knee. yours tangles in the collar of his hoodie, pulling him closer, like you’ve both been waiting for this since the day you met.

when you finally pull back, his forehead rests against yours.

“still loud?” you whisper.

he shakes his head. “not anymore.”

and neither of you move, even when the sun slips behind the paddock buildings and the world keeps spinning just out of reach.

[drdawnbreaker]

That post you made about Bucky and smoking got me thinking about how it would definitely be Steve walking in and I’m wondering if you could make a small little blurb about it 🫶🏻

Ooo yes, yes!! I have made two versions under the cut teehee. One is more comedic and light-hearted while the other is more smutty, hehe. Enjoy my anonnie <3 (also, if anyone hasn't read the first part, click here eee)

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Fluff/Light-hearted verison

I feel like poor Stevie would be so shocked he would turn into a frozen soldier in the doorway. Imagine Tony has made a team meeting for god knows what, and he needed all his team members to attend. But yet you and Bucky were missing... again. So Steve, with a sigh, goes off to look for the both of you. But when he got to his bestfriends room, what he was about to be greeted with turned him into an unconfident boy too stunned to speak.

You were spread out on the island bench, your legs over Buckys' shoulders as the smell of weed hits Steve like a truck. Bucky would be drilling into you with so much force that your tits would be bouncing like crazy making Steve's ears turn red in a blink. What was worse, you noticed him almost immediately, and your loud moan turned into a gasp of poor Stevie's name. The noise would go straight to Steve's cock but with his hand quickly over his eyes he stuttered,

"Oh my.. I'm so ...uh..s-sosroyy. Iljustgoohmygod." There was not breath between his words as he turned to the exit. He almost ran into the door frame cause of his hand still tightly on his eyes, but luckily, he got out safely, making haste down the hall until he was back into the meeting room. Everyone was staring at him with a "well?" Expression but with Steve's bright ears, neck, and cheeks, most of them could quickly imagine what he had witnessed. And his small words would only confirm it...

"T...they are busy."

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Spicy version

So think of the same situation right, but this time when Steve walked in, instead of being a stunned little deer. This bitch is cocky as much. His arms crossed as he leaned against the hall entrance wall, watching as you ride Bucky like your life depends on it while Buck lays spread on his couch. Your eyes met Steve before Bucky could notice. Your foggy brain would scream in joy that your Stevie had found you in such a compromised situation. Neither bucky or you have never denied to each other that Steve was hella attractive and the idea of inviting him had sprung on multiple occasions but they were quickly turned down when you both came to the conclusion of not wanting to scare your best friend away.

Yet, here he is. Standing proud watching you fuck yourself on Bucky thick cock while his grew tighter in his jeans. You suddenly gasped out Steve's name, making Bucky chuckle, knowing his best friend would be the one to come find them. So, without another beat, Bucky wrapped his arms around your waist and snapped his hips up into you before grunting. "You joining or what punk?"

His voice was muffled from the way your tits bounced in his face with each thrust, his tongue teasing your sensitive nipples. Your eyes darted between the two of them, almost stunned that Bucky just offered you up on a silver platter to Steve. And Steve was more than happy to provide. Stripping himself of his shirt, you watched as he stalked you like fresh meat. It was only then when it dwelled on you that this wasn't the first time Bucky and Steve had discussed something like this. It was all too calculated and controlled for either of them to be winging it.

Steve took charge, his movements confident and purposeful as he snatched you off your boyfriend's cock before either of you could finish. Both men could see the way your juices that had a mix of Bucky's precum had dripped down your thigh, coating your cunt and beautiful soft skin. Bucky, ever the accommodating partner, allowed himself to be guided away, giving Steve the spotlight for the moment. And be guided away ment spreading his thighs wide with a smug expression as he lazily played with his cock. “Be a good girl for Stevie.”

With you now suddenly bent over the couch, your hands gripped the cushions while Steve stood behind you, his erection pressing against your bare red ass. He ran his hand gently over your smooth skin, tracing the curve of your waist before delivering a sharp slap to your right cheek. "Such a pretty thing you are, sugar," he growled, his voice deep and raw with desire.

You let out a startled moan, your mind spinning over the escalated situation. Your body was trembling from the sharp impact. But the sting only served to heighten your arousal, and you couldn't help but push your back against Steve's hand, craving more of his attention. Steve of course, happily obliged, his fingers digging into your soft flesh, leaving a faint pink mark that would surely bruise later.

“Such a good girl. Such a cute cunt too. And to think Bucky has been keeping you to himself for so long.” Steve almost sounding mockingly. Your boyfriend, who was still sitting at the end of the couch but now facing you two, laughed in response after taking a drag of the almost forgotten blunt on the coffee table.

“Can you blame me? If I could, I'd be inside her pretty pussy every goddamn day.” You couldn't help but mewl over the fact both of the super soldiers were talking about you as if you weren't here. Like you were their sacred prize that they had finally won.

“You like that huh, Sugar? Being stuffed full all the time.” Steve positioned himself at your leaking entrance, his cock throbbing with anticipation. “Bet you'd love it if we fucked you every hour. Filling you up with so much cum that you'll always be dripping for us.”

You cried as he plunged into you, deep and hard. Your eyes rolled back as you gasped out Steve's name over and over while your fingers dug into the couch, her nails leaving indentations in the fabric.

Steve's hips moved in a steady rhythm, his cock sliding in and out of your tight pussy. The sound of your bodies slapping together filled the room, along with Bucky's sharp snaps of his metal wrist.

Your moans grew louder, your body writhing with each thrust. Steve's hands gripped your hips, holding you in place as he pounded into you relentlessly. You could feel his balls slapping against your clit with each forward thrust, driving you closer to the edge of ecstasy. “Steve I…I!”

“There, There Doll. I got you.” You felt your boyfriend's metal fingers graze over your wet cheeks. When did he move? you didn't have time to question before Bucky brought the blunt to your mouth, letting you inhale the intoxicating drug before patting the tip of his cock against your left cheek. “Open up for me, baby girl.”

You obliged excitedly, taking bucky down your soft throat. He planted his feet and knees firmly against the back of the couch as he began to slowly grind his hips against you. If someone were to walk in they'd get a perfect view of the white wolfs ass as he fucked your mouth raw while they'd be gifted a gorgeous sight of the captain america in pure pleasure. His head dipped back while his strong arms flexed with each thrust.

"Yes, sugar, take it all," Steve grunted, his cock head hitting the perfect spot against your gummy walls. "You like having two cocks inside you, don't you?"

You could only nod, her throat burning while you quickly got lost in the haze of pleasure. Steve's cock felt incredible, stretching you in ways Bucky's never could. Cause while bucky was long, Steve held girth. You felt yourself teetering on the brink of orgasm, your body trembling with the effort to hold back. “Bet you'd enjoy being fucked in both holes.”

“Oh She'd love it. Every time i fuck her tight ass, she always begs for a cock in her cunt too. Like the perfect little slut.” Bucky mocked fisting your hair, tangling it in his fingers as he left himself dip close to his high.

The sensation of being fucked by both men simultaneously was overwhelming enough but with the weed in your system it was like you were suddenly set into overdrive. Your body quivered, your pussy clenching around Steve's cock as you finally surrendered to your climax. Your muffled screams were music to the men's ears, making them both groan in response.

Steve's thrusts became more urgent, his own orgasm building as he felt your pussy pulsating around his thick shaft. Bucky's hips worked their magic, and your body started to convulse with wave after wave of aftershock. “Fuck I'm gonna cum down your pretty throat baby. Be ready to swallow every drop like a good girl.”

Bucky snapped his hips one final time before emptying his seed into your mouth, some of it leaked out around his shaft as he pulled out quickly, watching it drip down your chin and onto the floor but you did manage to swallow most of it. Opening your mouth with a flat tongue afterwards to show him of your good work. “Fuck, good job baby.”

Steve groaned next as his body tensed. He emptied his load deep inside your ruined Cunt. While Bucky, stroking his softening cock, leaned in to kiss you passionately, his hot breath contrasting with the cool air you had intook. As their breathing slowed, the three of you remained entangled, basking in the afterglow of your shared pleasure.

“We are totally doing that again.” Your plea made both men chuckle, knowing this was the start of something unexpected but extremely exciting.

-

I didn't know how to end that ahah. So it's a little weird, but oh well, i hope you enjoyed it. And who knows, i make more with these three. And maybe let steve have a go taking his first blunt hehehe

[i-am-hungry-24-7]

Simon Riley lets out a high-pitched squeal when you shower with him first time because the water is too goddamn hot. (but it’s the best temperature for you).

LOL YES YES YES THIS IS SO TRUE!! Idk why but I also have a hc that he prolly jumped a bit to avoid the hot splash because in his military life he's used to shower in cold ass water, and rarely has time to adjust the temperature since he showered in rush (3 minutes shower). His skin might be a little pink or red after warm (hot) shower. Please just give this man lukewarm bath with rubber duck, shark and starfish, a gentle scalp massage would be a help too and trust me 100% he's addicted to it

yes he deserves a nice bath 😈 ty for the ideas!! this is just some little scenes I think will happen :D!

Simon*Reader, silly couple

btw anon’s talking about this post

Shower with Simon Riley

1.

You finally convince Simon to shower with you the first time (not that he doesn’t want it, he’s just not familiar with these intimate couple things, give that man some time to build his courage).

You throw your clothes aside without any bit of shyness, and step behind the shower curtain, turning on the water and waiting for Simon to come in.

You can’t help but salivate at the man’s figure, and he seems to notice your gaze, his ego must thrive to sky-high in mere seconds.

Until you rinse the water on his chest.

“eee!”

“???” You almost doubt it’s a seagull showering with you when you hear the high-pitched squeak coming from your lover whose voice is always low and gravel.

“...” Oh, and he’s avoiding meeting your eyes now.

“Did you just squeal Simon?”

“No.”

“But I heard—“

“No.”

2.

“You want this bath bomb or this or that?”

“They’re all fucking same.”

“No, this is vanilla, this is lavender, this is rose and this is...”

“Bloody hell... just choose one for me.”

“Alright then.” You toss the vanilla one into the lukewarm water.

10 minutes after Simon falls asleep in the bathtub with the rubber duck in his hand when you softly scratch his scalp.

...

A few days later, you open the drawer outside the bathroom and get drowned by tons of vanilla bath bombs.

“I thought someone said all of them are the same...” You smirk at Simon, while he just stares at you and can’t find a convincing reason to defend himself.

3.

You discover Simon’s skin turns into light pink after showering with you a few times.

“You’re like a strawberry” You two are cuddling on the bed after a soothing shower together. “Your skin always becomes pink after you shower with me.”

“I’m not a fucking strawberry.”

“How about peach?”

“That’s the same.”

“but it’s cute, seeing your cheeks turn red.”

You poke his face cheekily, but he just shoves your blahaj on his face to cover it.

“What, Simon?” You snicker as you scoot closer “Shy for being said cute?”

“...” He doesn’t answer, just covers his face with your plushie more secure.

“How can I kiss you when you cover your face, handsome?”

“...” Simon still maintains silence, but you’re damn sure he’s hesitating.

“You don’t want my kiss?” You fake a disappointed tone, and eventually, he moves the blahaj out of his face.

Your smile deepens when you still spot the pink smearing across his cheeks.

“That’s my man.” You peck his lips “Thanks, cutie”

You really should stop teasing him. You tell yourself when he smashes the blahaj on his face again once he hears you call him cutie.