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wishfulsketching · 6 months ago

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Girl dad Silco is a source of endless entertainment for me

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Someone save Sevika, she is in hell

#my art #sketchy sketch #arcane #sevika #jinx #arcane powder #silco #silco and jinx #Silco will never actually be able to discipline in jinx #the best he can do is raise his voice #and even that has no effect #sorry silco you are a doomed girl dad #now I've doodled all my silco and jinx ideas I got a while back no wait #still one #well I'll finish it at some point #sevika needs help guys she is all alone with these two

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pookapufferfish · 10 months ago

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#adding tags on the original post so curious people can find out who he is #he is my sona #his name is gator #he is a sharkgator thing (im not even sure #you can send asks about ot if you want #you can also see his full ref if you go to my pinned post and go to sona refs

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captainjonnitkessler · 11 months ago

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>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

#anyway this is why i'm the way i am about politics and people who advocate against 'participating in the system'#i am on my way to becoming one of the ten guys and frankly? it's fucking exhausting #i chatted with the union president afterwards and he got this haunted look in his eye #and was like 'i'm glad to see you getting involved but remember you can say no. you can always say no.#don't let anyone bully you into doing more than you want to. make time for yourself. YOU CAN SAY NO.'#which was good and much appreciated advice! but also. ominous

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stealingpotatoes · 1 month ago

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ok what if, thanks to giving birth to two quarter-force/eldritch skywalkers, padmé wound up as a force ghost (but only said eldritch skywalkers could see her)

(commission info // tip jar!)

#taking haunting the narrative to the next level baby!#vader just thinks he's insane and mostly ignores ghost padme when she appears to him (but she mostly sticks to the twins)#shes also like very much just a fragment of what she was before (but oooo perhaps reunited twins and a vader redemption can fix thaattt)#leia organa #luke skywalker #padme amidala #padmé amidala #bail organa #star wars #space twins #skywalker twins #my doods #ghost padmé au #10k

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sparemoon · 2 months ago

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Quiet cat gf vs loud dog bf

#katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #thg #the hunger games #art #everlark #mockingjay #catching fire #hunger games #I do love how in the first book she’s like can this fucker be ANY LOUDER #And he’s just oblivious #peeniss #katniss and peeta

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asinglebluefeline · 7 days ago

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You know those photos of little birds sleeping together on a branch, all cuddled up in a line? This, but its the Order of the Robins from Dark Knights of Steel, high up on some precarious ledge:

(The photos in question:)

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

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shandzii · 2 months ago

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herald and lil baby cap

#I like to imagine he had doubts of cap making it bc how the hell can one survive being burnt in da oven #but cap's built different yay #his lil boy is eternal like him yippeee #cookie run kingdom #crk #burning spice cookie #herald of change #capsaicin cookie #my art

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madfor-dash · 20 days ago

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now featuring Tenna and Spamton fighting in the comments

#deltarune #tenna #mr tenna #spamton #spamton deltarune #deltarune meme #toriel #asgore #deltarune chapter 3 #deltarune spoilers #my art #it's TV time!#Hope he can develop another parasocial relationship with mettaton #spamtenna

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sadclowncentral · 8 months ago

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sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite

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time-woods · 10 months ago

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Accessorize ! Accessorize ! Accessorize !

based off of how my dad got his ears pierced))

#gravity falls #mabel pines #stanley pines #grunkle stan #comic #this was just gonnabe a simple comic but then i wanted to do a stylestudy on gf bgs and that led to me doing 10 backgrounds . .#this onetook a whiiile #also he was totally about todrinkfrom the milk carton befor mabel came in #shes totes gonna make him some earrings now and no one can stop her

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complete-clownery · 27 days ago

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Okay guys

INPRNT!!

#i don't wanna work a minute longer on this one i honestly started to hate it so im getting it out of my system as soon as possible #i have other Bilbo Baggins fanarts planned;)#also i dont care what anyone says Bilbo likes kids #hes a story teller he wrote the book for Frodo #maybe he got the idea from the young hobbits who have been a constant pesterers of his life asking him to tell stories about his adventure #i dont know i have a lot of thoughts on this but i cant write it down #not the best with words i am (as you can see from the dialogue lol)#anywaaaayss eat up Bilbo enjoyers #the hobbit #hobbit #bilbo baggins #tolkien #bilbo my beloved

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butchfalin · 2 years ago

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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stealingpotatoes · 3 months ago

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with how much time my cat spends in his litter box (and how loud that time is), i can only assume he has the greatest litter zen garden in the lands

#hes been watching shogun with me #lady normalgirl and her eunuch #cats #my doods #while making this i thought 'but japan didnt make trade with england til like 1611-1613 but lady normalgirl's clothing is 1530s!'#then i remembered the second ever comic was abt playing the sims and also the cat can talk so i think the creative liberties ship's sailed #10k

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bubblesthecow · 4 months ago

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Watching Star Wars in chronological order is so funny.

Obi-Wan Kenobi really took one look at R2D2 in the middle of the desert and said ��No, Luke, I’ve never seen this fucking droid in my life. Looks like a real bitch though. Not that I’d know. This is my first time meeting the asshole.”

No one in that whole franchise was Gatekeep-Gasslight-Girlbossing quite like “Ben” Kenobi, regular human-man.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #r2d2 #luke skywalker #More like Regular Human Cave Hermit I suppose #and R2 didn’t even rat him out???#I’m almost positive that there was a moment off-screen where R2 and Obi-Wan were alone in the cave hovel #just absolutely glaring at each other silently while Luke was using the rest room or something #R2 probably whirled around that cave bitchily #like Danm bitch #you live like this?#so uncivilized #and Obi-Wan was like #actually I think I WILL go save Leia #but only so I can drop this useless bucket of bolts on Anakin Skywalkers fucking doorstep and dissapear into the force forever #Honestly #the real plot of A New Hope was Obi-Wan desperately trying to get rid of the world’s bitchiest R2 unit #that somehow managed to find him again after decades #R2 found where he was hiding and Obi-Wan was like:#Guess I’ll die then.

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