#*darla

[dailyats]

#HeartEyesMotherFucker

[chamiryokuroi]

Do not mess with the Boss, she is not a patient woman.

Finally finished this piece for my Mob AU where Tim never became Robin, Darla doesn’t die, and Bernard is a ride or die friend. They’re going to fix Gotham gang problem from the inside, whatever it takes.

[dotpip]

Redraw of my very first comic that’s just over a year old.

[lizziebartfest]

GEEK!!!!!!!!! I MISS HER

(i am doodling them to cope with finals it's so bad)

Edit: someone mentioned that this is not med school regelia and this is true... I didn't know they were different 💀💀💀 guys im in art school i am NOT a woman in STEM

[cakypa120]

The League is very interested in the life of Shazamily. After all, it is the most mysterious family. Even Batman's family is more known! And the fact that Shazamily is connected to magic and Gods only complicates their research.

Marvel: *looks sadly at Mary Marvel* You look so much like mother.

Mary: You're having those days again, huh? *hugs Marvel and pats her on the back in a comforting gesture*

Marvel: *hugs her tightly remembering those small memories of their mother*

Batman: *stands in the shadows and realizes that he witnessed Marvel missing his wife*

Hal: Bro, why is Junior talking to himself?

Marvel: *too busy watching the fairies complain about the dryads to pay attention to what he says* He's talking to his dead brother. I'll deal with that later.

Marvel gets up and leaves to quickly end the impending war. Hal stands there, completely confused by what he heard.

Thunder (Pedro): *Calmly hums songs he heard from the Gods*

Barry: Never heard songs like these before.

Thunder: They're already lost to the people of this time.

Barry: Wow, how old are they?

Thunder: *shrugs* They must have been sung to Diana.

Barry: How do you know these songs?

Thunder: *knocks his head, implying that they're from the Gods, since he thinks everyone knows that there are Gods in their heads*

Barry: *thinks Thunder knows them because his mother sang them to him when he was a child and he memorized them*

Lightning (Darla): Mom won't like it that I'm getting married again.

Robin!Tim: What? Getting married? Again? Isn't your mother dead?

Lightning: My mother is alive! And she doesn't like how often I get married!

Bart: Why are you getting married at all?

Lightning: The captain is asking? It's a political marriage anyway. Marvel says it's so there will be fewer wars and so I can practice my magical creature diplomacy!

Robin!Tim: How old are you again?

Lightning: Nine! Old enough to rule and crush my enemies!

Bart: Oh. My. God.

Switch (Eugene): I hate this family! Only Tony understands me!!

Marvel: You're not going to Tony again! He lets you do anything!

Switch: Then come with me!

Mary: Mom will kill you. I'll laugh at your graves.

Junior: I'll ask Kit to pester you even in the afterlife, traitors.

Thunder: We can bribe Hades.

Lightning: Osiris and Anubis owe me too. I can put in a good word for you.

Marvel: Why do you think we're going to die?

Superman: *overheard this and his brain completely stopped working from all the questions that came up*

[florawriting]

"What do you mean you were holding back?!"

The score had been settled! The Flash was crowned to truly be the fastest man alive after he won the JL's "around the world" sponsor run. It had been a great day to raise awareness and money for many philanthropic causes, and the fact that Barry was getting a lot of praise didn't hurt ether. Surely, it was a high to ride for years to come.

______________________________________________________________

A couple years later Barry was making his morning stroll (or more so morning sprint cross country) when suddenly somebody kept pace with him. He looked to his left to see one of Captain Marvel's newer sidekicks, Bolt, run along side him. Barry didn't know much about the young adult that dawned a purple and more athletic version of Cap's signature suit, only that she was a lot like Cap in his earlier, more starry-eyed, days with twice the energy to boot. So naturally, the two decided to do a friendly race.

and he was left in the dust!

(She gave him something to eat with her pocket money as a participation price tho, which Barry really couldn't complain about after the exercise)

A few days later after a JL meeting Barry took Captain Marvel aside to ask some questions:

Flash: "So Cap, quick question, you like... share different aspects of your power between your siblings right?"

Cap *slightly confused*: "Uhm... Yeah? Look, but I can only do it with famili..."

Flash: *interrupts him*: "And these aspects are slightly less powerful versions of superpowers you hold, correct?"

Cap: "It more so is that I become less powerful as I share a finite pool of power between more people, soooo... kinda correct?"

Flash: "The point is, anything you siblings can do you can do it too."

Cap *fully confused*: "Where are you going with this?

Flash signs in defeat, deciding to just pull of the bandage.

Flash: "Cap, how much have you been holding back?"

[colossrat]

Homeoffice marvel

There's a meeting, Captain Marvel is unavailable (he's grounded for not doing his homework, but the league thinks he's injured or something) and Batman asks him to join the home office conversation through a notebook he received from the league

What they come across on Captain Marvel's camera is: him on an old couch inside a cave with HUGE PILES of treasure and gold, and every now and then a random CHILD, a TIGER or a DINOSAUR IN A SUIT, walking behind him

No one says anything so as not to interrupt the meeting, but when it ends and Batman asks if there are any questions, Green Lantern is the first to raise his hand and ask "Are the 7 children who passed behind the Captain his children?"

And the Captain frowns, "seven?" and when he looks behind the couch he has a terrified look on his face "DARLA I SAID NO CIVILIANS IN THE CAVE" he quickly leaves the frame and they listen to the discussion begin

Darla (?): But B, Pedro brought his boyfriend here yesterday and no one said anything!

Pedro (?): FREDDY BROUGHT HIS GIRLFRIEND HERE FIRST.

Freddy (??): I ONLY BROUGHT HER BECAUSE MARY HAD THAT GIRLS' NIGHT.

Marvel (B???): IS THERE ANYONE IN THIS CAVE WHO UNDERSTANDS THAT WE HAVE RULES FOR A REASON?! WE CAN'T BRING CIVILIANS IN HERE

As the argument continues, the tiger in the suit walks over to the couch and sits down in front of the league, "hello, gentlemen and ladies, I'm going to hang up on the Captain now, okay? I guess if there's anything else to discuss, one of you can update him later?

*A scream and things being thrown.*

Marvel: EUGENE, YOU'RE GOING TO PUT A DOLLAR IN THE DOMESTIC VIOLENCE JAR RIGHT NOW!

The call ends.

Batman, writing down the various names he just discovered: Domestic Violence Jar… I'll write that down too.

[xiaoks]

three tickets to the barbie movie please

[logince]

something something Shazam happy go lucky sweet boy scout hero ..... until you threaten his family.

the JL only gets a glimpse of a dark skinned girl, maybe 6 or so, hanging limply in the arms of a villain. they all freeze at the sight of a hostage, but Captain Marvel clenches his teeth and his fists.

The villain starts to threaten the life of the girl if the JL don't do what he says, but Captain interrupts.

"If you hurt her, I swear to the gods, I will not kill you."

... silence.

"I will not kill you," and he's glaring so viciously, the League is astonished. They've never seen him like this. "I will do something much worse."

[lummorata]

[passiflora-red]

[moonlightcycle571]

It’s always ‘bad dad cap’ until the JL actually meet his ‘kids’. The JL then decide they would each take a kid to see if they can get some info. It goes as well as you expect

Diana, after taking Mary for a girls night out

Diana: Never again

JL: ???

CM: what did she do now

Diana: tried to take over Themesquira

CM: Mary!

Mary: IT WAS TO INCREASE EFFECIENCY

CM: WHAVE HAVE WE SAID ABOUT CAPITALISM

Mary: … not to enter its thrall

CM: because …

Mary: *sighs* you’ll end up bald like Sivanna

CM: Good.

Superman, coming in with Pedro

Clark: nope no nu uh nada

CM: what happened?

Clark: HE BROKE MY FORTRESS

CM: the for three of Solitude?

Clark: I just wanted him to show him how strong fortress was

CM: and he took it as a challenge?

Clark: HE TOOK IT AS A CHALLENGE

John Constantine, throwing Eugene at Cap:

Jonn: NO KIDS IN THE HOUSE OF MYSTERIES. EVER AGAIN.

Euegene: IT WAS TECHNOLOGICALLY DEFICIENT

John: NOT UP TO YOU TO CHANGE THAT

Flash, being dragged in by Freddy

Freddy: Oh hey guys 👋

CM: what you got there?

Freddy: He said running would do me some good.

CM: … okay fair

Hal, in the corner: unicorns are nice, unicorns are bad, unicorns are real, it’s aaaalllllll in my head

Darla: :3

CM: …

Darla: want some skittles?

CM: you’re all grounded

Shazamily: OH COMME ON

*ten minutes later*

JL watching the kids be buried in the ground - their heads. Suddenly they understand a bit more now.

[mollflounders]

random thing I love about btvs is the series opens with darla immediately smashing the “girl down a dark alley” trope wide open and ends with spike blowing everything to all hell. like it’s bookended completely and utterly by the fanged four… great-grandmother and great-grandson maximising their joint blonde slay

[the-knife-consumer]

Who up gugen they heek

[cakypa120]

Shazamily:*Wreak havoc*

Marvel: Zeus, give me patience.

Diana: Why are you asking for patience instead of strength?

Marvel: Because if he gives me strength, someone will die.

Villain:*Holds the Switch* Don't move and he won't get hurt!

Marvel: Don't kill him!

Villain: Do what I ask and I won't lay a finger on him!

Marvel: I'm not for you! Switch, don't kill him!!

Switch:*covered by electricity*

Marvel: I'm as calm as a boa constrictor. I don't understand what you mean.

Flash: You're choking the Voltage.

Marvel: I'm hugging his neck with my arms, don't get confused.

Mary: I know what you're thinking. You can't sacrifice us.

Marvel: ಥ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ಥ

Batman: 👁️👄👁️

[clarkgriffon]

Darla & Drusilla + Outfits