#*gets fucking strangled to death*
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hyperfixated-maybe · 1 month ago
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Don't you know the Devil wears a suit and tie
I saw him driving down the 61 in early July
White as a cotton field and sharp as a knife
I heard him howlin’ as he passed me by
Imaginary Appalachia has been playing nonstop in my head since I saw Spinny’s post. This song in particular is about THESE THREE ASSHOLES. I mean guys. Okay so the Devil? Scar.
“I know you I know you, young man
I know you by the state of your hands
You're a six string picker
Just as I... I am
Let me learn ya some I know a few turns to make all the girls dance”
Devil says “I know you”. He sees how they feel cheated, just like he did. He sees the anger in these three and he uses it to convince them to join the army, because he knows first hand what that anger will make them willing to do. They are just like him, and if they follow him they will reach their goals.
Foolish foolish was I
Damn my foolish eyes
Cause that man's lessons had a price
Oh sweet price
My sweet soul
Everlasting
My very own
Eternal light
Then Ushari died. And they should NEVER have dealt with an evil lion like that. They are paying the price with the love of their lives.
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^^^this is basically my version of a speedpaint… This took FOREVER and I am so proud of it.
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fjordfolk · 7 months ago
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at this point both of my dogs' dams have passed so now every time someone refers to me as their mother i get to look them in the eye and say "her mother is dead."
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opens-up-4-nobody · 3 months ago
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can I just say, I followed you for your beautiful art style and use of colours and I stayed for your beautiful art style and use of colours AND cyanobacteria. Like, I know nothing about them because I'm a classic lit major but more often than not I find myself reading your posts about cyanobacteria with unexpected interest and fascination
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HAH! I'm glad u enjoy them bc I feel absolutely intolerable when I talk abt them lol. But also. I am the cyanobacteria evangelist. I am the patron saint of cyanobacteria.
#mostly bc it just feels like no one cares and then even if they care a lil they care in the most boring way possible#like i dont care abt cyanos from the perspective of usefulness or as a toxic threat or relative to plants#i just think theyre cool independent of all that! theyre the only multicellular bacteria! they're complex and do interesting things!#billions of years ago they aquired the abilty to reach out toward a distant star and aquire its energy#and they became so good at it that everyone started stealing their power. and i kno im being pedantic when i get annoyed when ppl r like oh#they're like microscopic plants or plants do photosynthesis but also other stuff does too. bc its like. no. u got it all backwards cyanos#did photosynthesis 1st and were the best to ever fucking do it. they r the most important organisms to ever exist on this planet aside from#THE universal common ancestor and u r barely mentioning them and if u do ur sidelining them. and it feels like im the only one who cares. i#was talking to my lab mate abt this and she was like: i feel like if u post abt cyanobacteria on the internet u open urself up to being#harrassed by me specifically lol. so i should post abt them more and force myself to read more papers but idk it jsut feels like screaming#into the void. whatever. im just happy i kinda kno the phylogeny now#also the fact that cyanos r interesting comes as a surprise is prob bc again everyone talks abt them in the most boring ways possible#i just dont care about anything useful. i just want to do interesting science. basic research. lets see whats out there type stuff#as the government is attempting to strangle academia to death. ugh#unrelated
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silverskye13 · 4 months ago
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Had a terrible dream that my DnD character almost died for real forever in our DnD session last night.
....... Wait.
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nordfjording · 8 months ago
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police, banks, legal actors: never ever ever pay demands sent to you by text or phone. signed invoices only. get receipts.
collection companies: if we send a text with a sum and a bank number but no other information, people will surely pay
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archerdork · 2 years ago
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i’d sell my firstborn for ed and stede to do this tbh
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astrobei · 8 months ago
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just cried so much over arcane e3 this already might be one of my favorite shows ever
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star--anon · 1 year ago
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we need to talk about an AU where Janson gives up on trying to find a Cure and instead starts focusing on making himself an army so that when the Cranks inevitably break down WCKD's walls, he can survive
Minho being trained into a soldier. In fact, he's kind of Janson's test dummy. His body is the strongest, the most resistant, so Janson tries out different "training" methods on him first.
Brainwash included. Maybe Janson even repurposes the fear simulator. As a hijacking method. Or maybe a punishment. Be a soldier or go insane.
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64rd · 11 months ago
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Hats FUCKING off to you, holy shit.
what can I say. modern software development is HELL to the point I achieved complete burnout in record time of two years
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chaos-has-theories · 9 months ago
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Tonight's dream: VERY specific, gorey-yet-wacky vampire movie.
String quartet catches the attention of a group of vampires, and tries to survive it by sticking together and building traps. They manage to take out 2 of the four, and almost incapacitate the third, but the final vampire queen summons a horde of demons and eventually STABS ALL OF US THROUGH THE CHEST, PINNING US TO THE FLOOR, IT'S OVER, ET CETERA.
Except, wait. If it was a string quartet, why are there only three of us? Well! The last member, being a bit... different than the rest, was not part of this sleepover.
Which is good, because it turns out that character was a MAGIC BARD with a MANA OF 5000 who shows up to save the day, give his band members a thumbs up, and slink away again.
The rest of the story was the very specific clean-up of the building, because all that blood was DEFINITELY a health hazard.
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aqqleshiqqing-archive · 2 years ago
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i replayed hypno's lullaby for a quick bit just to feel the nostalgia but replaying dissension made me realize how the strangled red story is probably one of the best creepypastas out there because there's a really good story behind it and it's not just of any ooo scary supernatural shit that every creepypasta falls under - the unnatural playstyle of the game is just the catalyst to tell a good story and the story IS good.
trading is such a simple concept in-game but the genuine horror realizing that a slight mistake in the trade can ruin a simple exchange just to finish a pokedex - which is what happened to poor steven's miki. i can't imagine the guilt mike must've felt and the anger steven carried just for this
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villalunae · 2 years ago
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*grabs david lynch* do you know what you have fucking done to me
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ourlordapollo · 2 years ago
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New fun thing that's started happening to me: if I stop exercising, I start getting ✨️nightmares✨️ and sleep paralysis
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theoneofwhomisblue · 2 years ago
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I live in a small town, and even with building lights and streetlights on, I can still see more of the night sky than anyone from new York or some shit
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The black areas represent the remaining natural dark skies in the United States
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charmre · 28 days ago
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I'm so tired of being in this household where people don't fucking listen to me.
I hope you all get disentry and die. 😑😑😑
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homoeroticjunoincident · 4 months ago
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I DONT WANT TO BELIEVE THINGS !!!!!! I WANT TO BE LIKE ANYTHING OTHER THAN THIS !!!!!!!!! AAAAAAA !!!!!!!! AAAA !!!!!!!!
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