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Don't you know the Devil wears a suit and tie
I saw him driving down the 61 in early July
White as a cotton field and sharp as a knife
I heard him howlin’ as he passed me by
Imaginary Appalachia has been playing nonstop in my head since I saw Spinny’s post. This song in particular is about THESE THREE ASSHOLES. I mean guys. Okay so the Devil? Scar.
“I know you I know you, young man
I know you by the state of your hands
You're a six string picker
Just as I... I am
Let me learn ya some I know a few turns to make all the girls dance”
Devil says “I know you”. He sees how they feel cheated, just like he did. He sees the anger in these three and he uses it to convince them to join the army, because he knows first hand what that anger will make them willing to do. They are just like him, and if they follow him they will reach their goals.
Foolish foolish was I
Damn my foolish eyes
Cause that man's lessons had a price
Oh sweet price
My sweet soul
Everlasting
My very own
Eternal light
Then Ushari died. And they should NEVER have dealt with an evil lion like that. They are paying the price with the love of their lives.
^^^this is basically my version of a speedpaint… This took FOREVER and I am so proud of it.
#Spotify#sam's scribbles#Sam’s tlg human au#the lion guard#the lion king#tlg ushari#Tlg shupavu#tlg kiburi#kibsharipavu#Guys I posted this to the community last night and COLLAPSED#Like my body had barely hit the mattress before I was out#colter wall#The devil wears a suit and tie#Oh and btw. See their pendants??#See how Shupavu and Kiburi’s are facing up? And how Ushari’s is MPHMFFPGHF-#*gets fucking strangled to death*
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at this point both of my dogs' dams have passed so now every time someone refers to me as their mother i get to look them in the eye and say "her mother is dead."
#just to prove a point i just#fucking hate that sh so much#i get that its a gendered language issue for me but like. people who have known me for decades still pull this sometimes and the alternative#would be to strangle em to death and dump their corpse in the fjord so#im going the peaceful route. using my words
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can I just say, I followed you for your beautiful art style and use of colours and I stayed for your beautiful art style and use of colours AND cyanobacteria. Like, I know nothing about them because I'm a classic lit major but more often than not I find myself reading your posts about cyanobacteria with unexpected interest and fascination

HAH! I'm glad u enjoy them bc I feel absolutely intolerable when I talk abt them lol. But also. I am the cyanobacteria evangelist. I am the patron saint of cyanobacteria.
#mostly bc it just feels like no one cares and then even if they care a lil they care in the most boring way possible#like i dont care abt cyanos from the perspective of usefulness or as a toxic threat or relative to plants#i just think theyre cool independent of all that! theyre the only multicellular bacteria! they're complex and do interesting things!#billions of years ago they aquired the abilty to reach out toward a distant star and aquire its energy#and they became so good at it that everyone started stealing their power. and i kno im being pedantic when i get annoyed when ppl r like oh#they're like microscopic plants or plants do photosynthesis but also other stuff does too. bc its like. no. u got it all backwards cyanos#did photosynthesis 1st and were the best to ever fucking do it. they r the most important organisms to ever exist on this planet aside from#THE universal common ancestor and u r barely mentioning them and if u do ur sidelining them. and it feels like im the only one who cares. i#was talking to my lab mate abt this and she was like: i feel like if u post abt cyanobacteria on the internet u open urself up to being#harrassed by me specifically lol. so i should post abt them more and force myself to read more papers but idk it jsut feels like screaming#into the void. whatever. im just happy i kinda kno the phylogeny now#also the fact that cyanos r interesting comes as a surprise is prob bc again everyone talks abt them in the most boring ways possible#i just dont care about anything useful. i just want to do interesting science. basic research. lets see whats out there type stuff#as the government is attempting to strangle academia to death. ugh#unrelated
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Had a terrible dream that my DnD character almost died for real forever in our DnD session last night.
....... Wait.
#spazzcat barks#the fight last night was ROUGH#real surprised poor Ash hung on as long as they did#was at one point tied to a spike-covered anchor by chains of blood and strangled there above a hoard of ghouls#after being hit by a 30 damage necrotic arrow that made it so they were unable to heal themselves#went from 94hp to 22 in one round#opted to use their next turn to heal the party instead of trying to break free of the restraint in an attempt to keep one paladin up#[celeste the other paladin was also already down to 20ish health]#managed to survive the next turn to misty step away from the chains#killed one big monster#[bodak]#ran to save Wiley from another big monster [the demon archer who shot them round 1]#gets shot by fucking canons#goes down#fails their first death save#only for the demon archer to casually walk over and kill them while theyre down#celeste revivify clutch as soon as the fight ended <3 but hot damn#oh yeah and the reason for the focus down#was because Ash has a fear effect Channel Divinity#that first round EVERYONE failed#20+ skeletons and ghouls#two wights#and Pietra the Dark Lord#who was forced to burn a legendary save#the only one unaffected was the demon archer who was too far away at the time#it took out Pietra's entire army#and she was forced to burn another legendary action to kill and ressurect her minions#so they could come back unaffected#and then decided to kill Ash before they could do it again :'D
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police, banks, legal actors: never ever ever pay demands sent to you by text or phone. signed invoices only. get receipts.
collection companies: if we send a text with a sum and a bank number but no other information, people will surely pay
#this has only happened to me twice but it pisses me off so much#listen guys i would love to pay you i hate having outstanding costs but for the fucking love of god#make a slight effort to not look *exactly* like the other 25 scam messages i got this week#if i had a nickel#for every text i get warning that my 'payment' is 'overdue' please send 200 dollars to 'this number' from a sender that looks#vaguely like a bank#from an automated or stock phone number#i could probably retire soon#brought to you by someone who had to contact a vendor this week going hey hi hello why the fuck have i gotten a debt notice#and they said#we sent you an sms#and if i hadnt lived 8hrs from their office#i would have shown up at their front desk#and strangled them to death with my bare hands.
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i’d sell my firstborn for ed and stede to do this tbh
#like fuck plagiarism i’ll strangle the evil mouse myself to get this#ofmd#our flag means death#stede bonnet#edward teach#storm included but I’m fine if it’s during that fight on the beach tbh#bonus points for stede to dip ed#shut up jonna
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just cried so much over arcane e3 this already might be one of my favorite shows ever
#haven bookinit when i FUCKING GET YOU#SHE DANGLED OUT OF CONTEXT THIRST TRAP EFITS OF HOT WOMEN IN FRONT OF ME LIKE A CARROT#and said HEHE SUNI LOOK HOT WOMEN#and i said OOOH OK WE WILL EATCH#AND THEN. AND FUCKING THEN.#OH WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU ITS ALL OVER FOR REALLLLLLLLLL#i have not cried so much about an episode of television in so long .#i’m going to strangle her to death. I’m so UFCKIGN USPET#WHAYR RHEBHELLBID DINJUSTNWATCH#important to know i have never played league or most video games and didn’t know the plot of the show at All#so i was like cool dystopian fantasy vaguely steampunk soc vibes#and then. AND THEN#GOD. i’m about to become insane don’t mind me#/astro posts
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we need to talk about an AU where Janson gives up on trying to find a Cure and instead starts focusing on making himself an army so that when the Cranks inevitably break down WCKD's walls, he can survive
Minho being trained into a soldier. In fact, he's kind of Janson's test dummy. His body is the strongest, the most resistant, so Janson tries out different "training" methods on him first.
Brainwash included. Maybe Janson even repurposes the fear simulator. As a hijacking method. Or maybe a punishment. Be a soldier or go insane.
#just reread Hunger Games and I'm losing my mind#Minho losing himself and becoming a fucking assassin my goddamn beloved PLEASE I need it so badly#both Thomas and Newt refuse to hit him. Brenda and Teresa end up being the ones to knock him out#he wakes up in Paradise under lock and chain. doesn't recognize Brenda and doesn't remember anything#he doesn't try to kill Brenda so everyone feels comfortable sending Thomas in. The moment Minho sees Thomas he's straining in his chains#Thomas thinks he's trying to hug him and gets close. Minho grabs his neck and starts strangling him with all his might#tmr minho#death cure AU#maze runner#rambles#I don't take constructive criticism because I'm not wrong
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Hats FUCKING off to you, holy shit.
what can I say. modern software development is HELL to the point I achieved complete burnout in record time of two years
#it's been a year since I stopped working as a programmer. I still can't look at raw code without getting flashbacks.#please send help. or antidepressants. or both.#on the bright side - a friend that has been working for the same company but different project is still working there#all it took was creating a brand new project that has been going for two years now and they rewritten the backend three times now#everytime I visit him he's just staring blankly at the screen repeating “it's fine it's fine”#while the code looks so fucked like it's gonna strangle him to death anytime soon#meanwhile I started working on some random ass stockroom and I'm moving boxes effortlessly for like 2/3s the pay#much better for my health probably#love what capitalism is doing to IT sector. big fan.
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Tonight's dream: VERY specific, gorey-yet-wacky vampire movie.
String quartet catches the attention of a group of vampires, and tries to survive it by sticking together and building traps. They manage to take out 2 of the four, and almost incapacitate the third, but the final vampire queen summons a horde of demons and eventually STABS ALL OF US THROUGH THE CHEST, PINNING US TO THE FLOOR, IT'S OVER, ET CETERA.
Except, wait. If it was a string quartet, why are there only three of us? Well! The last member, being a bit... different than the rest, was not part of this sleepover.
Which is good, because it turns out that character was a MAGIC BARD with a MANA OF 5000 who shows up to save the day, give his band members a thumbs up, and slink away again.
The rest of the story was the very specific clean-up of the building, because all that blood was DEFINITELY a health hazard.
#by 'specific' and 'movie' i mean that I was watching it and occasionally zoned out bc it was too bloody#only to then ask my friends what I missed#and we watched the second half twice bc once I knew what was gonna happen I could focus on the Wacky Hijinks (tm)#oh also that final member was high-key based on Baldurs Gate Asterion. Bc why not#The scenes of my strangling a vampire almost to death were unwholesomely detailed#and there was one tiny vampire child who ended up helping us getting all the demon corpses out of the school building with magic#i kept reading him health and safety bulletins in an attempt to make sure we wouldn't all get sick from brains and blood splatter#I had been told beforehand that the funky bard had a videogame skill bar that comes out of nowhere. I was looking forward to that#anyway. what the fuck#chaos dreams
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i replayed hypno's lullaby for a quick bit just to feel the nostalgia but replaying dissension made me realize how the strangled red story is probably one of the best creepypastas out there because there's a really good story behind it and it's not just of any ooo scary supernatural shit that every creepypasta falls under - the unnatural playstyle of the game is just the catalyst to tell a good story and the story IS good.
trading is such a simple concept in-game but the genuine horror realizing that a slight mistake in the trade can ruin a simple exchange just to finish a pokedex - which is what happened to poor steven's miki. i can't imagine the guilt mike must've felt and the anger steven carried just for this
#dissension is such a good song to really convert that madness steven gone through just because of miki's death being ABSOLUTELY unprompted#the song tells a story too its so fucking gooood like when the song finally reaches THAT part - you can literally hear the low hp beeping#gives me chills istg#and the health drain as i play mike since hes well. yk. getting CHOKED#but the scrapped song cheated is so good as well and i even prefer that over dissension#it feels like im hearing an argument which gets no one anywhere#i like to think cheated happened first and THEN dissenion#anyways....#i hope the development can fix the whole strangled red section of the song because it's so rushed for me#~ rambling#oh yeah i WILL be talking about more pokepastas if i feel like it#since this is horror im just gonna make a tag if you want to filter that out or not#pokepasta hours#OH YEAH BABYYY
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*grabs david lynch* do you know what you have fucking done to me
#personal#so stupid sitting here like oh huh i see. so you really did put all the horrors into words for me huh#he says yes and i am already strangling him to death#writing rn and noticing how i chase lynch's thematically inappropriate comedic timing to create a sense of disorder#twiddling my fucking thumbs like yeah i GUESS ill have to sit down with twin peaks again . after all THAT *gestures at diary*#when that man dies ill have my first drink i swear. pour one out for the original weirdo who Gets Me#anyway. ignore me. im having A Fucking Time Over Here#over the garden wall my ass i am over the wall through the forest and into the fucking river
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New fun thing that's started happening to me: if I stop exercising, I start getting ✨️nightmares✨️ and sleep paralysis
#the first one was kind of too involved to explain but the second one.#i fucking strangled a guy to death with a rope????#as he looked me in the eyes and tried to get me to stop#good fine this is good and im feeling very normal. haha.
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I live in a small town, and even with building lights and streetlights on, I can still see more of the night sky than anyone from new York or some shit
The black areas represent the remaining natural dark skies in the United States
#196#fuck new yorkers#id kill them#I'd strangle new yorkers to death#id bomb new york just to get rid of those fuckers
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I'm so tired of being in this household where people don't fucking listen to me.
I hope you all get disentry and die. 😑😑😑
#personal#like my dad can't even follow instructions unless they're from trump himself and I wand to strangle him to death#like DRINK AND USE the piss and shit water then#but when you get sick I'm just gonna laugh at you#god I'm so tired#like what are you a fucking 2 year old who can't follow basic instructions???!?!#I'm literally going to kill you if this water crisis doesn't first
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I DONT WANT TO BELIEVE THINGS !!!!!! I WANT TO BE LIKE ANYTHING OTHER THAN THIS !!!!!!!!! AAAAAAA !!!!!!!! AAAA !!!!!!!!
#twig.txt#FUCK MY STUPID BAKA LIFE#guys if i get strangled to death know it was cause of the scary youtube video i watched.#BE NICEYS AT MY FUNERAL PLEASE. PLEASE !!!!#JPERM SAVE ME
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