#*melting*

[hooked-on-elvis]

[mandatory-ftmbreeder]

I've been on t like... 6 years now and I don't get genuinely UNGODLY horny as often anymore. But when I do get super horny, it still hits just as hard. Good god

[bubblysugarwater]

[alldramanosleep]

“I’ll never forget about your kiss, so you mustn’t forget mine either” loook at Phum finally getting so rizz!

[lil-melody-moon]

Update on the album present from my friend: got a The Who compilation album, second one and while the songs are almost the same with the one I have, this one stays at home. There are three pics where Keith is on it, this album stays at home <3

[fallen-for-the-stars]

Kaitlyn: “I’m gonna play the sims :3”

*few moments later after installing laptop updates and such*

Kaitlyn: “i think I’m gonna work on an Astar/ion edit instead <3”

[mctreeleth]

I keep seeing the leather/pleather vs denim jacket poll over and over again with all different sorts of discourse about how there is no plastic-free pleather and like, that's TRUE, there isn't, but honestly I DO think people who don't want to use animal products* also deserve to look cool

and so my suggestion is that y'all google "waxed cotton jacket" or "waxed canvas jacket" plus like, "motorcycle" or whatever style you think is cool, because there's a plastic free leather-look material that is strong and durable and waterproof and doesn't use animal products** AND is plastic free already out there and some of the clothes that you can get made out of it look sick as hell.

*ignoring the fact that most leather is meat by-product that would be going to waste anyway

**except beeswax but if you're going to object to that then honestly there's no helping you

[eggsplice]

codependency

[demaparbat-hp]

I mean—it's them, right?

[briargeese]

Melting ice and snow meet open water and sand at Lake Michigan.

[useless-englandfacts]

this is about david tennant telling a transphobic politician to “shut up” btw:

[aerequets]

something something taking on the mannerisms of your loved ones

[lclordcrescent]

[skyrigel]

You are Simon's bit of magic. Whatever happens Simon knows who to call.

His angel. His heart. His stress buster.

When you got the call in afternoon, waking slowly from the afternoon nap to see Simon face timing — you figured lil' interns stressed the hell out of your man.

"Bloody daft- oh, hi love." Simon turns back to look at you rubbing your eyes, his face lighting up with a grin.

"Hey... what's up?" You mumble quietly.

"Just -" he exhales, hard glare to whoever was there and soft eyes back to you. "I wanted to see m' pretty baby."

"Your pretty baby looks like shit." you chuckled at him, blinking to see clear the red spot on your cheek because you slept sideways, hair a bloody nest.

"Don't be a meanie to my angel." Simon says tenderly, his lips tug slightly at one side and he hums a small, 'huh' to get you giddy in stomach.

You could see his face relaxing finally.

"Idiots pissing off my soldier?"

Simon gave a small pout, just the barest, and nodded to you. Then he brings the phone closer to his face and doesn't even turn around to check who is looking or not before placing a kiss which you could assume might be your nose tip on his phone.

"I love ya, lovie." he whispers closely. It tingles all your insides at once.

"I love you too." you told him, then with a smirk that always drove him crazy - "You are so stressed Si baby, gotta release when ya come home tonight."

Simon flustered.

"Riley, c'mon they got better now." someone said around him.

Simon brought the phone closer like he was grabbing your chin and growling in your ear, making every word vibrate through you.

"Sleep some more missus, ya might not get any tonight."

Noted. Positive.

Masterlist

[flabbergastedpigeon]

quick sinners fanart to get it out of my system