#*mysterio

[r-truth]

[stardew-bajablast]

i don’t really get most sports but wrestling is fucking great. just a bunch of jacked theater kids beating the shit out of each other in cunty little outfits. i don’t care if it’s fake. all sports should be fake if this is what fake gets you

[notyoujamie]

My children. My screams. I could not save you, little ones. Such pain. And yet, still, still I am not brave enough to die, to let go of this wretched life. I will endure, but no more babies. I cannot, will not, suffer such heartbreak again. From now on, it's me against the world.

[punksrhea]

DOMINIK MYSTERIO WWE WrestleMania 41, April 20th, 2025

[why-i-love-comics]

Giant-Size Amazing Spider-Man #1 (2025)

written by Kevin Smith art by Giuseppe Camuncoli

[f1rewr1t3r]

which characters would this be

"im telling you that girl/boy is trouble.. uh- where are you going"

"gonna go get into trouble"

[radioactive-yuri]

dominik mysterio is a crazy character cuz how often do you get someone with daddy issues actually just beating the shit out of their dad. in what other media can you have a character go "dad, you abandoned me when i was a child....square the fuck up". only on wwe

[livsdom]

[ganglemanva]

mysterio just shoots people now

[ms-wwe]

Bless this video I swear.

[thedman0310]

I want this twink annihilated

[r-truth]

[could-they-be-a-pro-wrestler]

Wrestling lore is really funny to explain to non-wrestling people, mainly because you have to suspend your disbelief much more than you would do for stuff like anime or superhero fiction. Think of it like this; it’s normal for a shonen anime protagonist or a superhero to demonstrate they have superpowers usually because it’s established early on. That also goes for other parts of the lore, such as the world-building, the MacGuffins, and the history of that world.

But in wrestling, characters and storylines change all the time and are ongoing (I’ve seen the term “longform storytelling” used). So you end up with HUGE leaps in logic, such as:

1) There’s a supernatural being from hell who temporarily became a biker gang member, and then went back to being a supernatural being from hell

2) There’s a male model who gave out grooming tips who eventually evolved into Captain America/Homelander.

3) Triple H committed burglary on camera. He invaded Randy Orton’s home, beat him up, destroyed some of his property, and then threw Orton out the window. But it’s all fine because he’s the good guy, so he’s still employed by the WWE.

4) Dominik Mysterio is beefing with his dad, who literally fought for child custody of him in a wrestling match. Keep that in mind anytime you see Dominik not getting along with Rey.

5) Edge got sent to hell, but is okay now.

6) CM Punk was once a cult leader, but stopped doing that after he lost his hair. Then he became the opposite, as in he turned into an anti-authority rebel.

7) A lot of wrestlers, such as Sheamus and Shawn Spears, apparently used to work at WWE as background staff/security guards.

8) Real life famous music artist Bad Bunny is part of the lore and he actually beat a world champion (Damian Priest) in a match. And I don’t mean Bad Bunny is playing a character. In the WWE lore, Bad Bunny is playing himself.

(Feel free to add on any other leaps in logic from pro-wrestling)

[notyoujamie]

Doctor Who Advent Calendar —Day 18

[punksrhea]

RHEA RIPLEY WWE RAW, December 16th, 2024

[d-lanx]

punk doing a strip tease on raw cos i guess he just makes the scottish that feral

so it's not just drew being feral. the man just has this power over scots. those men were screaming just as loud :)