#*ugly screeching*

[dollya-robinprotector]

Xīn nián kuài lè! Happy new year, and hope you have a happy vacation back home! 🐉

Goshhhhh thank youuuuuuu

But since we're all asian you know what is happening when we have to go back home before New Year, right? Yes, I'm talking about cleaning the house.

Now, imagine your mom is a hoarder.

That's what I'm facing right now, so I can't say for sure if I'm happy or not-

[cactusjuicecaprisuntm]

Ipad retrieved from the 9 hells (new jersey) have some hootsies

[burningblake]

SOLAS in Dragon Age: Inquisition

No real god need prove himself. Anyone who tries is mad or lying.

[danhowellsfeet-backup]

Nothing has ever been so them coded

[fluffypotatey]

What part of the hand reach scene affects you the most. The fact wukong reached his hand out, the fact macaque looked unsure and hesitated but went to accept, or the smile wukong makes when macaque starts reaching out.

hEY >:( tf did i do to you? you get it actually yes yes exactly

like we, the audience, are well aware of Macpression’s issues thanks to lmk giving us a lot of material in his perspective to infer and assume his stance when it comes to Wukong

they even fucking cut to Macoquette IMMEDIATELY after Li Jing’s “I’m sorry I left so much unsaid” line to Nezha

and yes, yes, Li Jing and Nezha’s relationship is different from shadowpeach’s but the two DO share issues with communication, leaving the more intimate words unsaid which lead to both struggling on how to fix the parts of their relationship that is hurt

SO TO CHOOSE TO CUT TO MACPOOKIE POUTING AND LOOKING LIKE

i am going to kill him

RIGHT AFTER THAT FUCKING LINE?????

AND THEN TO CUT TO WUKONG?????

HE IS REACTING TO IT, HAVING HIS BREATH HITCH OR MAYBE GIVING HIMSELF A QUICK DEEP BREATH BEFORE

i fucking hate them 🫠

[dateamonster]

autistics who get obsessed with stuff people typically find too creepy or gross or dark to discuss PLEASE infodump in the comments

[blondeaxolotl]

Haiiii

Ok baiii

IM-

[3416]

he's only got two eyes but... he only needs two tbh

[hazy-solaris]

hide in pony town… and screech too

[horsetailcurlers2]

“you think millennial gray is bad? at least it’s not gen x orange!” i actually find “ugly” gen x trends so nostalgic and comforting. at least things had WARMTH back then and weren’t all white shiplap and slate gray wood and black fixtures. “everything was brown :(“ YES EVERYTHING WAS BROWN AND I LOVE IT. i love u honey oak cabinets. i will never paint over you. i love the way light reflects off the “ugly” orange stained hardwood.

[natjennie]

NOT TWINKY THE KID

[5t4r5and5uch01]

LOOK WHAT I FOUND AT WALMART TODAY!! 🗣️💕💕💕

[the-great-lizard-wizard]

Monster Hunter Now having a crossover with Mr Beast has led to some of the most unintentionally funniest lines in the game. this woman’s whole job is to kill dragons and poison-spitting chameleon wyverns. why does she watch Mr Beast

[breakingb4tz]

yall..

please jump my friend

[noxcheshire]

Deathstroke kept working at the lock on the upstairs window while talking to him, calling him "Nightwings secret son" in the creepiest voice Danny has ever heard as Danny watched him from the computer monitor. This guy had been trying to break in and kidnap Danny for days but the house keeps fighting him off and Danny was on his very first stay-cation away from ghosts. He wasn't going to deal with this wierdo if he could avoid it.

He had put a lot of work into setting this up. He and Jazz had convinced thier parents to go to a two week occult conference in Fawcett City and leave Danny home alone while Jazz was off taking collage classes in Central City in hopes that it will help her get into her dream collage when she turns 18. Danny even sent Vlad on a while goose chase that sent him into the path of that trench coat guy people kept warning him about before shutting down the portals.

Danny refuses to let all of his effort go to waste and the house is pretty well defended so he decided to just use this as entertainment as he munches on dry cereal.

They didn't have any popcorn in the house and he's not leaving with captain crazy still out there.

Eventually Danny gets bored and @s Nightwing on Chirper simply telling him that Deathstroke was trying to kidnap him and it has something to do with Nightwing. He sends him a fail compilation video of all the times Deathstroke failed to get into the house and getting progressively more angry. The last video showed Deathstroke absolutely enraged.

Danny thought that Nightwing probably had a similar situation with Deathstroke that Danny himself have with Vlad and that he'd laugh and show it to all his superhero friends and they'd mock him together.

He was not expecting half of the batclan in Amity Park 3 hours later. Nor was he expecting to get kidnapped by the bats the moment he was out of the house.

He was most upset by everyone calling him a dick though. Was what he did really that bad? Talking back to adults usually didn't get him anywhere so he just kept quiet and went with them, expecting to have to give testimony to the police or something.

[ramblerambleramble000]

i love how when i’m so deeply infatuated by someone i want to become them. look like them. skin walk them. is this a fetish or a gen desire? idk. prolly the latter, considering how much i hate my physical appearance. i wish tf shit was possible irl lolol xD