#... like a coach?

[the-fandom-queen]

LUCAS JOHNSON YOU IDGAF FAKER I SAW YOU VISIBLY REEVALUATE EVERYTHING WHEN YOU REALIZED YOU WERE WRONG. I SAW YOU TRY TO FIGHT YOUR OWN BROTHER TO PROTECT JEAN WHEN YOU REALIZE THE SITUATION WAS OUT OF HAND. I SAW YOU FEEL BAD FOR YOUR ACTIONS. I SAW YOU NOT IDOLIZED YOUR BROTHER AFTER HE DIED BECAUSE YOU KNEW WHAT HE HAD DONE. I SAW YOU BE CONCERNED WHEN YOU REALIZED JEAN WAS YOUNGER THAN YOU. I SAW YOU RUN TO COACH RHEMANN AND TELL HIM ZANE IS ATTACKING JEAN. YOU CARE SO MUCH.

[batsandbirdbrains]

Silly little sort of crack idea for the Justice League who still don’t know who Batman is behind the mask. Like they know nothing about him. A lot of them think he’s a Creature of some sort. They certainly don’t know anything about Dick/Robin, either. But he keeps leaving meetings early or abruptly or just straight up not showing up because, “I have more important obligations.”

So they spy on him. It’s the obvious solution. Because what if he’s really a villain of some sort? Gotham is crazy, they wouldn’t put it past someone from Gotham to pretend to be a hero for some crazy, convoluted plan.

And what they find shocks all of them. Because maybe they snuck a bug on Batman, and it only picks up audio. Batman had just left a meeting early. Again. With no real explanation as to why.

First, they hear mostly static. The sound of since rustling as he moves. Then actual bat noises start echoing, and Barry is convinced that Batman just turned into a bunch of bats.

But then they hear a a tiny little voice shouting, “B! We’re gonna be late!” followed by the sound of something colliding with Batman.

And then Batman chuckles. It scares the crap out of all of them. They didn’t think Batman could have emotions outside of anger and annoyance.

“I know, chum, I’m sorry.”

“You said your dumb meetings were only supposed to be two hours!”

“They are,�� Batman huffs. “Flash likes to chitchat.”

Barry scoffs. What’s wrong with chit chatting!

“We’re gonna be late!” the child’s voice whines. “I don’t wanna get in trouble!”

“Alright, alright,” Batman laughs. “We’re leaving now, let’s go. Do you have all your gear together?”

“It’s already in the car!” the child huffs. “Let’s go!”

The noise that follows is muffled, and they can tell that Batman has changed out of his gear and they’re now in a car, driving in the road. The radio is playing, and it’s causing some static in the feed.

“And you promise you won’t yell this time?” the boy’s voice whines.

“So long as they don’t make any shit calls this time,” Batman scoffs.

“Language, sir,” another voice says, and they hear the child giggling.

Hal asks the others if Batman has a henchman. They all shush him so they can keep listening.

The noise that follows soon after is full of other people talking, shouting, and loudspeaker announcements. Everything is muffled together, it’s hard to make out what exactly is being said. But one thing becomes very clear.

Batman is coaching a little league game.

And he’s getting very heated about it.

“YOU CALL THAT A STRIKE?”

“HE WAS SAFE! THAT WASN’T AN OUT! NO, NO, THIS INNING IS NOT OVER.”

“OH COME ON, HE TAGGED HIM! THAT KID’S OUT!”

“GET YOUR FUCKIN’ EYES CHECKED, BLUE!”

They hear Batman get ejected. From a little league game. They hear grumbling to himself as he watches from the car in the parking lot.

Then they hear the same little boy whining and complaining when the door opens again an hour later and he slumps into the car.

“You promised you wouldn’t yell!”

“I wouldn’t have had to yell if the umpires opened their damn eyes!”

“Language like that is what got you thrown out of the game, sir. Again.”

“It’s only happened twice!”

“It’s only the fifth game of the season!” the little boy whines. “And you promised me ice cream if we won.”

“Did you win?”

“Duh,” the boy scoffs. “9 to 3!”

“Attaboy,” Batman says, and he sounds so proud.

They stop listening then, because one thing has become very clear. Batman is a dad. And he’s constantly leaving meetings early because of obligations to his kid. And suddenly they all feel like assholes.

A couple months later, they’re all introduced to a little boy called Robin. And they can’t figure out how Batman’s son is so cute and sweet. But they absolutely can tell he’s Batman’s, because he’s also scary as shit.

[jessmalia]

Mal's Teen Wolf rewatch: The Tell (1x05)

[izzi-rads]

Knock 'em dead rookie!! @burrotello's boxing au is iconic and the designs even iconic-er, so it got me thinking abt caine and his gold tooth

[morganbritton132]

(Continuing in this universe and this one)

Eddie is not having an asthma attack.

Or well…

He’s trying not to.

He shakes his inhaler, brings it to his lips. He breathes in, holds it, breathes out, and…nothing.

Well, not nothing but it does very little to release the vice tightening in his chest. So Eddie finds himself back in the nurse’s office, cursing Midwest winters.

Nurse Martin hands him a nebulizer and sends him to sit in the back room while she goes to the office to call his uncle. Eddie thinks, well.

He thinks, at least I can suffocate on the comfy cot.

He thinks, are you kidding me??

There, on the only cot in the room that doesn’t feel like lying in concrete, is Steve Harrington.

Eddie thinks he might be sleeping, slack-jawed and eyes closed. He has a notebook clutched loosely to his chest, a poorly-drawn basketball court covered in random (to Eddie) X’s and arrows is on the page.

Eddie doesn’t actually say anything, just grabs a chair and drags it over to an outlet so he can plug the nebulizer in.

Steve’s eyes snap open as soon as he touches the chair and he watches him almost vacantly before saying, “Scene of the crime.”

Steve sounds tired. He looks tired. Eddie warns through wheezing, “If you have a seizure…”

“I’ll try not to,” Steve replies absently, frowning at the rasp in Eddie’s voice. “You sound like shit. What’s that thing you got?”

“Helps me breathe.”

Steve nods but he doesn’t get up. Fora while, the only sound in the room is the nebulizer.

“Pretty shit drawing,” Eddie eventually says when it becomes easier to breathe. He gestures to Steve’s open notebook, “What is it?”

“Not a drawing,” Steve hums, flipping the notebook face down. There’s a second where it seems like he isn’t going to eleborate but then the jock adds, “I figure Coach isn’t gonna let me play the rest of the season. I might be able to convince him to let me be an assistant coach.”

Oh.

That’s probably devastating for a jock.

“Sounds like you’re putting the carton in front of the horses, man,” Eddie hums with a wave. He’s going for comfort, not really sure that he gets there when he adds, “Not like concussions are forever.”

Steve stops Eddie’s waving hand and directs the nebulizer back to his face before saying, “The shakes might be the bigger issue.”

Ah. Well..

“Most people who have a seizure never have one again. Could’ve been a one-n-done.”

“Yeah, I know,” Steve says, rolling onto his back. He makes eye contact with the ceiling when he says, “I’ve had three.”

[thebluebygracieabrams]

aftg extra content

kandrew nation how we feeling

[shepscapades]

Sooomeone fell asleep in the lab. But hey! At least it wasn't Xisuma this time!

[homosexualslug]

I love a good parallel but this was just cruel lmao

[feelingthedisaster]

friendly reminder that according to the ec, aaron was already in wymack's radar before he found out about andrew. he had been watching aaron's stats (he was a top ten backliner. top. ten) for four years (four) before he was even aware of the other twin

[rynli]

every binary man does this

part 1 part 2

[iveoy]

coach ukai 🥰🥰

[somewhereincairparavel]

when someone asks me why I think jason is a green flag but this boy never shaded piper whatsoever despite getting dumped by her, remained her close friend even though the break up destroyed him so emotionally that he literally had to move schools (not alot of exes would agree to being friends after getting broken up with btw) and DIED so she could have a better life.

[hellsitegenetics]

okay so i'm looking for another project and i'm lacking some creative inspiration so here goes.... whatever organism BLAST says my ask is, i will try and make out of clay!!! hopefully no super thin parts or really tall but if that's what the BLAST gods deem appropriate, oh well.

ALSO i love this blog so much !!!! thank you for sparking joy on this hellsite <333333

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[hyunpic]

[eclipse-rain]

PLEASE if Rhemman knew that Jean choose to not ask him a question when they were at his house because he didn't know how Rhemann would 'react to his ignorance' - meaning he would have gotten beat by Tetsuji for asking - the man would be LIVID and it was literally just him wondering if peaches grew on trees 😭

[blaksstr]

Coach Finstock: "Stilinski! What’s the answer to number seven?"

Eli: "Coach, it’s Eli. Eli Hale."

Coach Finstock (staring): "Your last name might be Hale, but your attitude screams Stilinski."

Eli (groaning): "Why does everyone say that?"