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What if the devs or just someone who works for Digital Extremes finds this blog and sends in a confession?
#nah but overexaggerated gif reactions aside#they're absolutely welcome to do so and feel free to make them aware of it; i just hope they know this blog allows confessions of the more#let's say 'unhinged' variety for the sake of this showing up in the tags lol#digital extremes if you see this uhhhh hi i guess lol you found this cursed blog; i would say im sorry but#I've been told not to over apologize so I'll be like goosebumps and say viewer beware you're in for a scare xD#I feel like as a creator of a series you know people are gonna r 34 your series' adult characters tbh so its fine and im not ashamed#warframe confession#warframe#soulframe confession#soulframe#dark sector confession#dark sector#since i used a gif from it to react lol plus its a DE property#genuinely wasn't sure how to tag this one#was gonna just react with the excalibur umbra gif bcuz it felt like a funny response but wanted to go the extra mile and include the others#I don't think they'd be legally allowed to say much about this blog besides 'yeah we've seen it in search results' bcuz of headcanons#and copyright stuff that's happened in the past with a show or book or something where they can't acknowledge they've seen an idea#bcuz someone was like 'hey you took my idea' and tried to get into a legal battle over it so now authors and such can't really say they've#seen an idea or whatever even if you send it in or they happen across it#mod rose
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It's still funny to me that over the decade-long interim since the movie came out, I could have sworn up and down to anyone who asked that Diaval was actually shorter than Maleficent (horns notwithstanding, obviously) but, hey, it's never too late to re-learn something new xD
#I think it's just cuz they're so Morticia & Gomez coded in my mind#Malfina & Connecticut Clark pilled 😂😂#listen maybe I just want the cool powerful dark fey lady to be the tall one is that so much to ask?¿#you Know they've had arguments about whether horns should count in height measurements or not dhsjsbsjs#I'm not saying I have FeelingsTM about her making his form taller than herself. but. I MightTM.#ooogh I still haven't come up with custom tags yet I should do that this weekend#Maleficent#Diaval#... *narrows my eyes suspiciously & purses my lips*#Maleval#...? yeah I'll allow it xD#anyways.#shut up Wisp
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Re: Naruto characters I dislike -- under the cut! :)
The thing with Danzo and Tobirama is that, I get it. I might not agree with it, at all, but I get where they're coming from and, honestly, I am very much self-aware enough that, if I had lived through their same experiences, I can't say for sure that I would have done any different. Did they do terrible things? Absolutely. But, again, I can't proclaim with surety that I'd be any better. Like, I can sit here from my current seat and judge them, but experiences color perception and I'm just as susceptible to bias as everyone else is. Who knows what my outlook would be had I lived through the First and/or Second War.
The thing with Rasa and Chiyo is that, there is some resolution. It's definitely too little, too late, especially in Rasa's case, but there is growth and admittance of fault there so that, even if I don't actually like either character, the character development present in the storyline (particularly for Chiyo!) is such that it somewhat cancels my dislike out, leaving me with largely neutral feelings. I did used to have stronger feelings against them, but I suppose it's true that you mellow out with age lmao
The thing with Hiruzen and Hagoromo and Fugaku is that I neither get it, nor is there any character development or admittance/recognition of fault on their part XD
#the best we get is hag//oromo going: well. favoring one son over the other didn't work so this time i'll split my favor evenly between them#but like. that's just because the first time he got a bad result so now he's trying something different#not because he recognized that oh shit. maybe holding ind//ra responsible for the actions of other people was a crappy thing to do#and fug//aku's: we may have our differences but i am proud of you#doesn't really amount to geez i'm sorry i damaged you irreparably by intentionally exposing you to a warfront at the age of four#to further my own agenda and never allowed you to actually have a childhood#do i even need to say anything about hi//ruzen? XDDD#so yeah. with them i honestly just don't get it. i don't get where they're coming from. and we don't really go anywhere with them either.#(personally i think that since orochi already did two of these shitty parental figures in#he should have been allowed to just go down the list. spring cleaning XD)#omg an opinion post? i finally have spoons for those again??#maybe XD#it feels like it's been forever since i typed my own thoughts on something out instead of just putting some brief commentary in tags!#withoutwords
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AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH THEY'RE DANCINGGGG :'DDDD
STOPPPP THEY'RE SO SWEEEET 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️
Everyone looks so sweet and happy :')))
Awww hi Judd <33
It's okay honey, it's rough :'((
Yeahh honey I know, that's rough 😭😭❤️🥺
Exactly, you don't know anything yet <3
Grace is so perfect, and great at getting him back in it and keeping him grounded <33 I love her and him and them so much <3333
Yeah lol, calm down a bit on the towel business Judd xD
Just dance :'))
His suit is still very iconic btw
And Grace's hair is beautiful 🥰
Awww hey y'all :D
Lol, sillies 🥰🥰
Nope he means wedding :OO
OOP DANG O.O
YEP LOL
The way he said it was very blunt xD like the tone
Awww spin :'))
Oop?
LOL
Do it guys lol, go for it xD!
(tossing a bouquet)
Awww Owen :'(( :')
Ahhh, looking at TK and Carlos but then to Robert and his wife as well, and their daughters :'))
Awww <3
Lol :')
Earlier I saw her and was like huh xD oh right they're kinda dating lol
Aww glad she's checking up on him ,|
LOL YMCA XDDD
Realll though my at dances xD
Gotta save it for the line dances, and take breaks during the slow dances lol
Oh of course, no other way to do it xD well there is but yk lol
Like landing a plane XDDD
Yeah, they are :'))
Oop o.o
Ohh nooo :'((( ❤️❤️❤️💔😭
It sucks but I do see why :(( 😭 <33
Awww <333
It is a pretty great memory though :'))
AYYY yeah this is a good song for dances :D
I wanna go to a wedding 😌
They seem so fun lol
AWWWW look at them all :'D
LOL Iris and TK :')) twirling around <333 they're gonna be such good besties
That guy int he white suit is eating it up xD
Awww Carlos and Andrea 🥰🥰❤️❤️😭 :')))
Awwww 😭❤️❤️❤️
Awww she's good :'))) that's good <3333 I'm so glad
AAAAHHHHHH yes literally 😭😭❤️🥰👏👏 the best night of his life :'))
Oop :o :D
LOL Paul yelling "TOMMYY" xD
TK joining Carlos 🥰
"By a certain paramedic *TK*" DANG girl did not even hesitate 💀 XDD
Lol his little throwing up of his hand xD :')
AWWW him cuddling Carlos's arm 😭 stoppp I'm not okay, they better be so clingy during and after this (the wedding) x'D
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AWWW W H A T 😭😭😭😭😭😭💔🥺🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️
Awwww everyone's faces :'(( :') 😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺💔❤️
"This is from your husband" AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :'DDDD 😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺🥺
GUYS THEY'RE ACTUALLY MARRIED :')))
:OOOO B E I N G A L I V E????!!?!?
. . . this song was on glee-
XDD that's just a thing I say lol
But I also distinctly remember thinking that, if not in the humourous way I tend to say it, when I first saw this lol
Anyway, back to pretending I haven't seen it xD
Awww TK already looking so emotional 😭
GOSH this song is so perfect for them <333
And they DESERVED such a dramatic and beautiful song honestly <3333
Tarlos, but everyone and the whole show, really <333.
:'OO! Tommy's voice is BEAUTIFUL by the way <333
Eat that UPPP girl :'))
:'o Awww taking them to the airport :')) :'(
That pervasive sadness in Owen :'(( it's rough <3
That kiss, and the hug with his girls, is emotional and they don't even know why 😭😭💔❤️🥺 <333
This is gonna hurt them, even if he believes he's sparing them from whatever xd it will be a different kind
Awww look at them all :')))
Nancy and Mateo <3333 so cute
Awww Paul and Asha :'DDD they're so beautiful <333
Also Carlos's sisters and their husbands (who don't get seats or faces lol /lh), it must be so sweet for them to see :')) like Carlos getting married I mean
AAHHHH my boysss 😭😭 <333
Clinging to each other :')) 😭🥺❤️
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH THEIR HONEYMOONNNN :'DDDD
THEY'RE ON THEIR HONEYMOON Y'ALL 😭😭😭😭🥺🥺❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰!!!! FINALLYYYY!!!
YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND :'DDDD 😭😭😭😭❤️🥰🥰🥰🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥰🥰!!! THEY FINALLY MADE IT X'D :'DDD!!! WHOOOO YEAHH YAYY :'DD :'))
They're so cute 😭😭😭❤️ <333
I love them so much 🥰
Happy for them :'))
AWWW putting Charlie next to Wyatt :'))
Lol and they both have their blocks <33
Ahh but see the TV as a compromise :'))
Maybe not on purpose meaning that but TK me <33
Robert's family <333
And tarlos still clinging to each other :'))
And Marjan and her man (Yusuf is it? I believe :'D) :')) <333 adorableee
And Owen :')) ❤️
Tommy is EATINGGG this by the way ❤️😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️🥺💔🥰
Such a good song <33
It would be Gwyn's favorite :')) she has good taste <33
AWWW them 😭😭🥺💔
Gosh :'((( :')
Yeah, at least they got to know each other a bit <3333
It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all <3
Yeah, definitely not ready xdd
"Big brother" :'(( no one should have to bury their younger sibling
It just sucks :'(( D':
AWWW themmm :')) 🥺
Holding Andrea's hand 😭😭😭🥺❤️💔
And TK and Carlos are in it together <333 even if Carlos is the one holding her hand :') they both mean it <3
Awwww Tommy looking at Trevor :'D
Tommy's so beautiful :'))
It's rough but I'm so glad they're all happy <333
As happy as they can be in this life :')))
AWW AAHH AYYYY Wyatt stacking blocks :'DDD good for him <333
It also probably helps that they have a little more of a purpose, being with Charlie :'))
Awww they look so happy 🥰🥰 they are :'D I'm so happy for him and them <333
Oh no 😭😭💔 :'((
Gosh <333
Goodbye, Robert :'((
TK'S TEARS 😭😭🥺❤️❤️❤️
Owen taking the mask off 😭😭 :'(
Tommy you absolutely ate that up :'))) she did such an amazing job <333
Especially as TK's second mother 😭😭😭😭🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰
Awww :'))
Thank you Tommy <33
Oof :(
That's just so rough
I'm so sorry Owen <333
And for his family :'(((
Goodbye, Robert ❤️
The sun coming up :'((
And the silence 😭😭😭
Gosh that's awful
So poignant
OUAGH AND ENDING WITH CALLING 9-1-1
GOSH THAT WAS PERFECT 😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺💔💔💔❤️❤️🥰
Such an amazing end to the season <333
Typed series for a second there lol
But because I was thinking, even though I would want so much more and I'm glad we get at least a bit more, this would be a really amazing ending to the series <333
It's just dramatic and beautiful and emotional enough that it'll be hard to top, and is an iconic moment of the series :') xD
But I'm sure they will <3
Wow. I'm so glad I did this.
It's such an amazing and beautiful episode <333
I'm so glad they're married :'))
And I'm so glad that, in the end, everyone ended up kind of okay :'))
Not perfect, not really even okay, but happy in this crazy world we and they live in
And that's enough :'))
I'm so happy for them <33
And I'm so especially happy for TK and Carlos :'DDD 🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️
HAPPY 0TH/1ST ANNIVERSARY BOYS 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️ :'DDD X'D
Gosh I love them so much :')))
They finally did it <33 they made it :')
All roads lead to the wedding
And they did :')
Hallelujah <3 xD
Thank goodness lol
Gosh
Wow. Amazing
I love this show so much <333.
#9-1-1 lone star#911 lone star#oasis's 9-1-1 chatter#911 ls 4x18 rewatch#gosh :')) I did it <333#so glad I finally did#wish I hadn't waited as long but that's behind me now :))#also just in time!!#not that I specifically had this goal till 5 minutes ago but 11:59 when I posted this (after I finished but still needed to add tags and a#tiny bit more talking)#(though I ended up talking a lot more lol. but it was during the beginning of the section about how it could be the series finale and I#wouldn't be [too] mad xD I was gonna say that and a tiny bit more so came back to edit)#I just decided I wanted to post it before it's tuesday since it'll come out in a week lol#which I wanted as in not doing it tomorrow but anyway#so good!!!#glad I rewatched it besides the liveblog :')) it's such a good episode#and it's fresh in my mind now lol#but yeah I never allowed myself to fully rewatch it (or rewatch clips for a while and still not much or often lol) so I'm glad I got to :D#before the new season and just right now that is#such a good episode :D#okay!! I'll see y'all later :))#for a bit of a review and some point and mayhaps to finally post a lone star fic before season 5!#we'll see what happens when :)#but that I will do lol#I love you guys :DDD ❤️❤️❤️❤️!!!!#byeeee :))) 🥰🥰🥰🥰 <333!!!!
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-->While Smiler was bopping away, Victor had finished his upgrading, so I had him transportalate down to the greenhouse, change into more appropriate clothes, and start tending all the plants (a process made a little bit harder today by his bees being angry about life and stinging him occasionally). Alice, meanwhile, was stopped from going out to shower in the rain (Erratic Sims…) and forced to finish her breakfast and take a quick wolf nap to calm her instincts before I sent her out to feed Toothy the cowplant and the poor starving chickens. Fortunately going out in the thunderstorm didn’t make her scared (one of the few perks of a Sim being Erratic) – though it did break her umbrella, so that wasn’t great. Despite this, though, she got everybody fed, cleaned out the coop, and got all five eggs waiting in said coop without incident. Feeling both proud of her for staying on task and bad that I'd made her work in the rain, I then directed her to head inside and up to her and Victor’s bedroom, before having her change into her outfit with the Delicate “bad mood calming” bracelet and start working on her latest book again (the mystery “Who Stole The Tarts?” in case you need a reminder – I did!). She plugged away at that for a bit while I checked in on Victor – he’d finished all his tending, so I decided to have him super-sell his garden –
After he’d bonded with his bees to stop them being so angry. And after he’d evolved his taro root. And after he’d gathered soy wax off his soy plant. And after he’d gotten a pee – which involved him magically fixing the downstairs toilet because at some point it broke (I think the moment he tried to sit down on it, in fact). And after he’d given Surprise a lecture on scratching the furniture. I’m saying it took a WHILE to get to super-selling all that produce. XD But he did get there eventually, poor guy!
-->And then I looked at Alice again and noticed her Fury was getting really high because, despite her bracelet’s best efforts, her “gotta be outside” werewolf instincts were giving her lip. I quickly sent her out into the backyard (fortunately the rain had calmed down to a drizzle at this point, AND her umbrella was back in good repair) and had her somber howl to lower her Fury – then, deciding I wanted to be extra safe on a party day, sent her back up to the séance room to meditate the rest of it away. Smiler, meanwhile, was finally allowed to stop dancing for the camera (I’d left them like that for a while because, uh, it was just easier ^^;) and upload the video to their production station so they could start editing it and adding effects and transitions and all that jazz. Victor, for his part, finished his super-selling at last – I immediately made him Repairio the wind farm (those things break SOOO MUCH) and smash up a twisted tendril growing outside Moory’s pen before having him harvest the prairie grass in said pen. XD No rest for the wicked – or the magical! Though he got a pretty good harvest out of the prairie grass – not only did he bundle up plenty of hay, he also found a bottle of potato nectar – and a bottle of VITALITY nectar. AKA the nectar that can deage Sims and bring ghosts back to life. O.o So yeah, that right there? That is the GOOD stuff. Have to remember to get him to store it in the aging racks later!
-->Anyway – while Victor was getting that done, Smiler uploaded and hyped their finished video (just in time for it to be included in the royalty money for the day, nice), then ran downstairs to lecture Shock for scratching furniture and drinking from puddles. I couldn’t get a good picture of either as Shock kept running away from Smiler to do something else as they tried to lecture her (like going to drink from puddle in the bathroom while Smiler was trying to tell her no scratching the living room chairs), but the lessons DID take, and Shock has learned not to do either thing anymore. Hooray! I then had Smiler mop up all the puddles around the place and take a quick shower as I checked in on Alice – to my delight, she was completely Fury-less! Yay! :D And even better, I quickly discovered an activity to keep her busy while I tried to wrangle Smiler and Victor (Smiler, finished with their shower, was trying to mold the clay blob in the bathroom from last episode while Victor wanted to chat with them) – the laundry! The hamper was starting to look a biiit full, so I had her search everyone’s pockets, then load up the washer with the clothes and a chrysanthemum and set them tumbling. Victor and Smiler had headed back up to Smiler’s room to dance to the tunes coming out of their radio at this point, so I just had Alice head up and join them for a little dance party –
#sims 4#the lazy save#victor van dort#alice liddell#smiler always#yeah Victor had a little bit of a time of it this morning#there was a LOOOT of tending to do#and bees to look after#and needs to fulfill#but he did eventually get to reap the profits of his hard work#again not like this family needs the money but#also I'm glad I caught Alice when I did#she's already wrecked one party thanks to an uncontrolled transformation#I did not want it to happen again#hooray for my mods that allow werewolves to meditate their Fury away!#very useful Waffle's Mix-Ins thank you#though I would also like to get her some Moonstone jewelry at some point#that would be helpful too!#(actually they could all use some since it drops thirst decay for vampires and makes spellcasters less prone to overload)#(we'll see what happens and if I find any while out and about!)#but yes your very typical busy morning for the group#is it any wonder I just had Smiler dance for ages while I tried to wrangle the others?#it's not like they don't enjoy it XD#if it wasn't for my fear that the game would go right back to pestering me about making Victor Paranoid again#(because of all the haunted house stuff)#I'd turn on self-discovery moments and see if they got Dance Machine#maybe I'll stick it on a future Smiler ;)#queued
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Did somebody say Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear? I think somebody said Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear. Thanks to that, have these retooled The Good Place jokes:
The "powers that be" can refer to either the Theraprism staff, the Axolotl, or just. Ya know. Disney in general. Or all three! Whichever you think is funniest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The "party" Bill's referring to is Weirdmageddon, of course. He was quite the ashhole to everyone back then.
Ford has probably gotten pretty good at the 'tune out your psychopathic ex with dank memes' challenge.
It must be very cathartic to be able to make Bill shut up whenever you want with just the press of a button. I'm sure Ford doesn't abuse this ability at all.
Oh, sure, 'Not now,' he says, before he immediately backs out of the newly-made hole in the Theraprism wall. 🙄
Don't worry, Bill doesn't get far.
also yeah i know this one doesn't have an attempted swear - i just wanted to use the joke because of the massive stink-eye involved in it because it makes me laugh
⬇️ More goofs beneath the brief ramble if you wanna skip it lmao⬇️
Why is Ford even there, you might ask? Well, he either decided he preferred to watch Bill suffer in person over being distantly and repeatedly harassed with the same evil desperation book for the rest of his life, or he got roped into some kind of contrived community service for 1.) all his many counts of interdimensional thievery, and 2.) his ignoring all the very clear warnings to NOT summon Bill in the first place (which I like to imagine is also illegal). Theraprism staff were just like, 'Wait, this guy matters to Bill? Ooh, we can USE that! It might be the only thing that can help him want to get better!' It is not considered that throwing Ford at Bill so soon after Weirdmageddon could instead make them both WORSE - in new and altogether special ways! :D
Anyway, I'm calling it the Community Service AU, and I am most likely not going to do anything else with it beyond appropriating these silly Good Place jokes. So, feel free to adopt the concept if y'all wanna??? Just make sure that Bill is still not allowed to swear, no matter what, full stop. It's gotta be a real linguistic corkblork of a situation for him, is all I'm sayin'.
Finally, have these bonus Good Place jokes, but with Handyman!Bill this time:
'Opposite tortures' doesn't sound so bad...at least until it's an all-powerful chaos entity known for torture saying it.
you may think i forgot mabel's cute pink cheeks but the truth is that i did in fact forget but then immediately stopped caring which makes it okay, SHHHHHHH
And, finally:
lmao this is shit
True facts, if you cram Season 1 Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael into a singular triangle shape, they turn into Bill Cipher. This is science, look it up. Or don't, and just trust the source that is me, bro.
Anyway, I should be in bed, y'all have fun with these, I guess. Tune in after like a week or so and maybe I'll have an addendum to my comic about how Bill was drawn naked for karaoke night. Because him actually being naked was not the only thing I considered as a plausible explanation. XD
Also if you see any inconsistencies or errors in any of these comics, No You Do Not :D
Also also, reblogs are rad as hell and I appreciate every single one, just don't repost, please and thanks. Every time a repost is made, an artist somewhere cries. :,)
#fanart#gravity falls#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#stanley pines#dipper pines#mabel pines#pyronica#handyman bill au#book of bill#the good place#incorrect quotes#heck yeah i'm tagging billford - cuz these old men are EXES#jfc i said i wasn't going to color any other gravity falls stuff i made - and then what do i do?#i fukken color all of it#i may have a problem lmao#the green area outside the theraprism is because i forgot what was outside it and just went 'lol greenscreen idgaf'
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If you didnt come to party [get the hell out of this club]
In which there's some links to old art - I've been getting a number of asks that are already technically answered so that's just what I'm gonna be doing if i can even remember what RAD they originally came from lol.
❗️For commonly asked qs please see my BTD FAQ
UNFORGIVEN.

Yes he can speak at least two demon languages (commons and a more specialised one).
Not really cos the ichor will eventually disappear if it's not in contact with Rire for a while lol. You ever wonder how someone could mysteriously drown whilst not being around anything they could have drowned in? Yeah.
I have drawn several such instances a long time ago. But it's not really Rire flirting with Ren it's more him being like...subtly condescending to Ren since Ren's submissive level is not very interesting to him |D
I...think you may have possibly mistaken me saying Rire might cry if he was in severe pain to mean that's the only time he could cry XD; To answer your q, yes Rire can cry from emotions - the point is he would choose not to (esp in public) as that would be a weakness.
🤔 You could probably get away with the same dress design but in black, tbh (if it was Lady Rire). Since the outfit design is 1930s/1940s based Rire's equivalent would be like...a 3 piece suit with a long overcoat/trench coat.
Got you covered bro [from a suit meme I did before]
Rire has a very long life span, but he's not immortal XD;
Tbh I don't really have thoughts about any of other peoples headcanons. Like I'm generally quite neutral towards headcanons because I primarily deal with the canon; the extent of my thoughts would be like "hm i wonder how they came up with that" lol.
This is actually in my FAQ :d but good of you to check for permission! If it's your own artwork then yes it is ok to make fanmerch of Rire. Similarly Gato allows fanmerch of her BTD and TPOF characs as long as it's your own art you are selling (and not like, our art/someone else's fanart that they didn't give permission to turn into merch).
It would be in Cain's best interest not to.
Cain is literally saying Olé Olé because i happened to be listening to this song at the time.
I can barely keep up with my ask box as myself let alone do it while pretending to be a charac lol, so no 😅 You can find a bunch of the most common qs in the FAQ pages though.
No and not really - though he is a bit more sensitive to light compared to a human as he has much better night vision than a human. He may also be able to see more colours than humans 🤔
There is technically no "stereotypical" demon in my 'verse, there's a bunch of different species each with their own looks/powers, so if he was another species then he'd have their physical characteristics. Rire's species is considered "plain" because outwardly they can pass more easily as a human than say; Izm's species (who have a really noticeable Glasgow smile-esque mouth as one of their physical features).
Yes he was born a demon...to his demon parents...|D;
He's the king of his sector and his sector is pretty well-to-do, I think you can draw your own conclusions from that lol.
Maybe, depends on what the human in question does with that.
Your second q has two answers depending on what context I answer them in, so I'll reply in the BTD context keeping in mind a charac like EP's Cain :d Basically yes Rire would be able to sense them like he does other demons. It's not a specific sense of "THIS CHARAC IS AN ANGEL" but more like "this charac is not human" and depending on what else he gets from it a "in your best interests to not engage".
Something big with long black fur and yellow eyes, maybe like a Norwegian Forest Cat or a Maine Coon.
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Ghost-Anon here!! 😋
Ooof the new chapter was good! I especially loved the part where Dick goes kinda nuts after Reader blocked him (as deserved :p ) more so I’m so excited for Yandere!Damian too xD
hii !! tysm for enjoying the first chapter ^^ i was afraid that i wrote dick's descent to madness too quick but then i realized that "oh yeah it's literally dick we are talking about, times where he is at his limits are times where he lets the emotions control him." dick really does love his family, as proved in the comic panels i have read, and I don't like how most other comics picture him as just this silly guy who never gets mad at anyone.
he had his immense bouts of anger and frustration, it would be worse if it was caused by you, directly or not. the thing is, he understands where you're coming from. one of the things about dick grayson is that everyone loves him but himself. he has flaws that take a lot to fix, and they simply worsen when it comes to you because he had caused the same mistake bruce has committed. he was the same guy who criticized his own father for his mistakes, angered by jason's death and killing the joker after tim's own 'jokerfication' and yet he had never once noticed your demons, he allowed the world to take you away and destroy you; a crime greater than anything he could imagine.
the worst thing was, he was the same brother who had led your hopes high and crashed it at the same time. dick is the man who was described to be giving empty promises to you. it's bad enough that bruce had never even known about your presence, had never once talked to you, but dick had every opportunity to grab because truly, you saw him as your favorite before anyone else. everyone praised dick and you wanted the same praise from the next thing closer than your father— and he failed because he never tried, he failed his cute, little baby bird.
he knows that he needs to make it up to you before it gets worse but he also doesn't know that it's already too late.
you don't see him as the dick grayson. you don't see him in any positive light anymore other than the sheepish grins he would give you right after he rejects your offers.
if he wasn't so damn stupid, then you would've been there with him, at the mansion flipping through movies, pranking each other, throwing flour at one another when you bake, decorating your next diary entry with him.
and he needs to experience all that because you're the only normalcy that life has to offer. he momentarily relishes in the fact that you think so highly of him, but he breaks at the same time because all your other diary entries began to paint them all as your demons.
dick would ward the monsters away from you, he promises.
and this time, he genuinely means it.
i am so excited for yan! damian too! i wrote his character to be terrible towards you (he doesn't know he's self-projecting lmao) but i had hinted in one paragraph of his relationship with the reader. you see, most of his feelings towards you may have stemmed from some sort of jealousy, or the feel the need for competition. he had already fought tim before, it's only right that you get to experience the same pain— and i'm not expanding on this because then it would spoil the future chapters hehe, but i'll be giving one small spoiler and say that damian would go through some sort of immense, internal breakdown at the thought of you.
#🍨... yael's talking#series: again & again#yandere dc#yandere batfam#yandere dick grayson#yandere damian wayne#yandere x reader#yandere x you#yandere x y/n#yandere x gn reader#yandere x male reader#platonic yandere
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Harumasa, Asaboo, Miyaboo and Soukaboo
EVERYONE HARUMASA DID IT HE FREAKING COMMISSIONNED HIS BANGBOO FORM FROM VIRTUAL REVENGE AND ALSO HAD ONE MADE OF MIYABI AND SOUKAKU THIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS IS FREAKING CANON AND REAL!!!!
Ok so I just did his latest trust event and boy was I not prepared for it. He legit paid to have Asaboo made, then had Miyaboo and Soukaboo made as well, and they are named that way because he's the one who named them.
THIS IS REAL PEOPLE!!!!!!!!
I FUCKING TOOK THE PICTURES AND IT GETS BETTER!!!!

This is how this whole thing starts, he made them as souvenirs. We cannot thank you enough for doing God's work, I love you so much. <3 <3 <3

Miyaboo speaking like Miyabi.

Soukaboo is hungry like Soukaku.

Asaboo is also lazy and just wants to relax, thankfully with Harumasa it will be able to do just that. T_T <3 <3 <3 My heart!

You tell me buddy, that's some well spent money, I bet these would be extremely popular if they ever reached the market, I just want to have them too, Hoyo, if you can make Section 6 have bangboos of themselves we the players should totally get them as well, no? I feel these 3 will be in the shop in the future, cause while they have the models, why not? I hope that we'll get to see these 3 after chapter 5, would be hilarious. Harumasa chilling at home with his cat and bangboo, Miyabi, her bangboo and her dad, who will probably laugh his head off when seeing it while also cooing at it for 5 hours straight, and Tsukishiro using Soukaboo to help her with Soukaku, though this tend to switch between Soukaku helping her with Soukaboo and Soukaboo helping her with Soukaku, when they team up, she is in for double the trouble. Unfortunatly no Yanaboo but oh well, since Tsukishiro and Soukaku lives together it's fine.

Yes they are~ <3 <3 <3 I want Asaboo and Miyaboo as plushies this size your honor take my wallet please and thank you very much~

Yeah your bangboo self was named Harumasaboo back in Virtual Revenge but I guess you changed it to your last name because it's less of a mouthful and also that you're too lazy for this long name so Asaboo it is, not to worry, both names are fine and canon now!




Brief resume of Virtual Revenge, and it looks like Harumasa is still traumatized by it, can't blame him, he's the one who was stuck as a bangboo the longest so he was the first on the brain dead list, given he is already terminally ill I can imagine he really didn't like being put in a similar situation in simulation. My poor baby.


And we are eternally grateful that you did my king~ It explains why they say those lines as well, it's really wholesome. <3 Also he calls himself, Miyabi and Soukaku their parents, my heart! So cute!

Yes. I just hope Tsukishiro won't kill you for it, though she did say she loved his bangboo form, and since they are in the likehood of Miyabi and Soukaku she probably won't get mad, let's hope.


Yes and I will do it in every filter as well~

A proud father and his 3 kids~ I bet in the future he will be asked to babysitts the other 2 alongside his. XD

With these cute faces there's no way there can be a bad photo!

Oh yeah?








Hey, no one is judging you in how you deal with the bad memories, if it works for you, who I am to tell you to not do it? Not the method I would use but to each their own.

And there it is, an offer you couldn't refuse. Good choice, I wouldn't have said no either~
Gonna have to skip to after the end because I'm only allowed 30 pictures but the girls keeps the bangboos and Harumasa keeps Asaboo like planned, I'll let you discover yourself how they reacted to them.
Hint: considering they take them home it went well~

Harumasa Triads~

Miyabi Triads~
I swear Harumasa keeps going after my heart I love him so much my heart!!!
#zzz#zenless zone zero#zzzero#zzz bangboo#asaba harumasa#zzz harumasa#harumasaboo#asaboo#guess those are tags now~#hoshimi miyabi#zzz miyabi#miyaboo#soukaboo#soukaku#zzz soukaku#zzz section 6#section 6#i legit screamed when seeing them#they came back with a twist#thank you harumasa#harumasa is our lord and savior in this house
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About Zayne's possesiveness...
With Sylus calling us "kitten" all the time, I've seen Sylus mains being torn between if they like being called that or not, for some It's totally fine but for others is such a mood killer and I'm not a Sylus main but I'd be the second one for sure.
Then I remembered that Zayne once mentioned that I was his "favorite kitty" or that I was "his pet..." something like that? And I was like "where did he say that and why didn't I cringe when he said that? Maybe this is the effect of love (xD) maybe I understand Sylus mains better? I need to find out"
Then I remembered:

If Zayne is my personal Mr Kitty Cat, then I don't mind being his favorite kitty, we were basically the ones that initiated it and even put cat ears on him... So yeah, the whole vibe of this is totally different from Sylus' pet names.
However... He calling us "his pet" was a whole different story:


The way he lets his possesiveness slide for a second? You know, all of the guys are possesive somehow, they only show it differently, in this case, Zayne's possesiveness doesn't show too often cause he's aware that to be possesive of something is to allow yourself to show your weakness, to implicitly say "This person has a great power over my feelings or my behaviour bc It's mine..." that's why he stops himself when he says "Don't leave it with anyone else or I'll—" and then changes the approach "Do you want to leave it with someone else?"
And as the player, it leaves us hanging... Thinking "What would you do, Dr Zayne? What are you willing to do?"
We have to think about these questions from the perspective of Zayne's persona, of the kind of guy he is. We know the other guys have a bounty and have committed crimes/ killed people, while Zayne has done none of that and it's on the completely opposite side of things: He's a well respected doctor, has saved tons of lifes, is obssesed about saving people, a workaholic cause he knows the world needs him. The worst thing he's done (as far as we know) is that he had to kill his friend William when he was turning into a Wanderer and even so, it was William the one who asked this of him after Zayne desperately tried to save him against all odds.
Zayne is not someone who would even think of hurt others easily, even if he's quite able to cause others harm, just as much as the other LIs, but all versions of Zayne have in common that they're really kind. Sure, Dawnbreaker is a serial killer but we know he doesn't kill people out of joy but instead mercy. Sure, Foreseer was quite severe when MC first met him but It's not as if she didn't deserve it when she literally intruded his place, lied to him and tried to steal his powers (lmao) and we know he was wary of Astra all the time so he didn't want anyone to enter the Tower for their own sake and he paid with his life the price to keep MC alive. Master of Fate was supposed to kill MC but instead he chose to seal her powers to give her another chance to keep on living the life she told him she wanted to live (even without him).
So it's interesting to think what would Zayne do for MC? Us? If he decides to be selfish and fulfill his desires, what would he do? It seemed like he was even questioning himself, showing too much of what he's not used to show (And now with SS we just know how much he needs MC/us).
So that's why he changes the approach. His feelings are involved in this sudden and unexpected show of weaknesses, so he asks us "Do you want to leave it with someone else?" Now asking us about what we feel but not quite giving us time to reply.
The way he calls us "his pet" comes now more like he's gained control of his feelings again and is calling us that as a punishment for making him go through this unwanted jealousy but he's so ambiguous and smooth about it, that is giving "if It's too much don't take it" vibes because he neither confirms nor denies that he was talking about us.
Zayne is the kind of guy that would spoil you and shows his love through different ways: taking care of you and your health, acts of service, affirmation, sparing time for you, having you as his top priority, always offering his time/ himself (Have you notice how Zayne says "My free time is all yours, do with it what you want" while Sylus says "Who is your free time for if not me? " or how Xavier asks "Do you want to sleep with me?" while Zayne asks "Do you want me to sleep with you?"), he gives and gives (and lord knows how much he's tried to change and be more careful about his words and actions so they don't come across as alof, bc yes, Zayne hates to be mistaken as a heartless person) but of course he's also willing to do all that as long as you work for it and earn it too and if you misbehave, he makes you pay for it and knows how to give you a firm "No" when you try to backpedal or get away with it.
He knows (or tries) to balance his depth love by spoiling you while at the same time letting you know that nothing comes for free (even if he'd give it for free). Balance is a word that fits him best in all the aspects of his life, especially when it comes about love. He shows his feelings if you show them too (he both says "I never thought I'd have only one person in my eyes" accepting you're the only thing he sees and he also says "I want to be the only one in your eyes and for you to be mine" expressing what he desires too in a soft way) and when he shows his possesiveness, he's letting himself to lose this balance and he probably knows that you are the only thing that could make him completely lose this balance. His evol seems to be an analogy of this behavior, Zayne is always hyperaware that he could lose control of it at any given time and maybe, when it comes about his feelings, does he feel the same? ("It wouldn't be love if I could control it"). He's scared of hurting you but is he scared of the things he'd do for you?
Especially bc, all his other lifes and the current Zayne have always shown the opposite of possesiveness, they sacrifice themselves and their happiness for your own happiness and your well being. When MC asks Foreseer Zayne "Didn't you say you don't want to lose me again?" his literal reply was "I will never lose you as long as you're alive and well" and when Master of Fate was supposed to kill MC, he chose to seal her powers away even if it also meant to sacrifice his presence in her life (even after he promissed that they would always be together and promissed not to leave her and desired fulfill those promises). Dawnbreaker's only solace is MC, he only yearns for her and nothing else, a powerful quote they say in his anecdotes is "It's better to die with clarity than living as a walking corpse" referencing to ppl that turns into Wanderers but this quote applies to Zayne too, in the sense that he's basically a walking corpse cause he doesn't live his own life. MC is the only thing that keeps him alive somehow and she's not even in his own world. Dr Zayne says "When you and the world wake up, I hope we do not meet again" bc he knows this is the best for you.
All Zayne's are filled with pent up yearning, want, need, desire, to a point It's seems it is about to overflow and he does a goddam good work at hiding it; no wonder why Dr Zayne is taking all the available chances with MC, but even he seems to be aware that this won't last forever and even in such period of time, why he seems so afraid to loose up... lose control of himself? Especially cause Dr Zayne seems to be the balance amongst all Zayne's, he's not as dark and depressive as Dawnbreaker, nor as cold and severe as Foreseer, nor as happy and carefree as Master of Fate but at the same time holds a little of all of that.
So the question here is, how a showcase of the loss of this balance would be? For now we can only imagine and come up with assumptions but I'm quite curious to see it playing fully ingame, you know? Altho I'm not sure if I'd like it if it comes at the cost of him getting hurt again.

#zayne love and deepspace#love and deepspace#lads zayne#zayne#l&ds zayne#l&ds#lnds#Sorry I think about him 24/7#I need to get the thoughts out of my head from time to time ajxldkd
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And a follow-up request: reader is the one being turned into a kid and they latch onto one of the links?
Sure thing! I hope this one comes out cuter than the others XD
Masterlist
Part one will include Warrior, Hyrule and Time.
Content under the cut!
Warrior
"Hello Mr. Soldier Man!" You grin at him. You've clearly just lost your two front teeth as you salute him incorrectly.
Warrior's face softens but he returns your salute half heartedly. "Well hello there. You seem like respectable young citizen."
You giggle at his words and brighten. "Can you tell my Papa that? He says that I'm a menance."
You're clearly unbothered by this. There seems to be a little joke hidden in there- one that you wouldn't be aware that others aren't in on. Warrior snorts and ruffles your hair. "Sure thing. I'll let him know."
He's willing to bet your father is right though, if you're older self is any indication of how you were as a child.
"Any luck with undoing that magic attack, Traveler?" Warrior asks over his shoulder. You've taken to admiring his scarf in the meantime, playing with the edges and embroidery near the ends of it.
Hyrule looks distraught and tired. "I can undo most of it, but at best we're going to have to wait it out until they turn to normal."
Warrior frowns. He's never been fond of children on the battlefield- but the last one he took under his wing could defend himself, you're nowhere near fit for battle. "This complicates some things."
"Do you know where my papa is?" You ask, tugging on his scarf to get his attention. "I have to be home before sundown."
Warrior sighs and kneels to your level. "I don't know where your papa is. But maybe we can find him together, yeah?"
You still look unbothered by this. If fact, you smile wider. "I think I'll marry you when I grow up."
Warrior explodes into a blush. Some of the other boys start laughing but you said it so confidently. You nod, as if he's already agreed and take his hand, swinging it between you both. "Mama would like you too. I'll get big and strong and then we can get married."
Warrior tries to bite back his smile. You're very sweet- but how on earth does he handle this? "Maybe sweetheart. You've got a lot of growing to do before that happens."
Time snickers and Warrior has half the mind to glare at the older man. "What?"
Time shrugs, not answering him. There's a knowing glint in his eye. Warrior would pursue it if you weren't holding onto him.
You're humming a little tune to yourself, still swinging his hand gently. "Are we going to look now, Mr. Soldier Man?"
Warrior presses his lips into a thin line and look down at you. He smiles his most charming smile to you and he sees you soften once more. "You can call me Link, sweetheart."
"Link." You echo his name and a burst of pride puffs his chest up. You nod again and look forward. "I like that name."
"I like it too." Warrior sticks his tongue out at the others. It's childish but he thinks he's allowed it just this once.
Good thing he told you first. The others are stuck with their less than stellar nicknames. He can take solace in that until you grow up again.
Then he'll have to ask about that marriage thing. He has questions.
Hyrule
Hyrule laughed as you hung onto his wrist. He was trying to figure out the manner of the magic that affected you but you wouldn't sit still long enough for him to get a hold on it.
It would have been more frustrating as it was, but you were so cute and enthralled by his glowing hands that he couldn't find it in himself to even remotely be mad.
"Do it again! Do it again!" You cried, tugging his hand down to your eye level, watching with a wide smile.
Hyrule lets out a small breath and calls up a smaller version of his Life Spell. He doesn't want to use anything else just in case it might hurt you in the short term, even though he really has a mission to get to at the moment.
"How's it coming along Traveler?" Sky asked, looking over his shoulder.
"What do you think?" Hyrule looks back at him over your giggles. You've put your hand in his palm, feeling the smaller effects of the magic creep along your fingers.
Sky snorts. "At least you got them to calm down. We're lucky you're their favorite."
Hyrule sighs. He knows Sky has a point. When you were fist hit by that spell, you were so confused and lost that you broke down crying. You wouldn't listen to anyone and you wouldn't leave the area even though there were still many monsters around that haven't been dealt with.
Hyrule panicked and shot his thunder spell at the many monsters in front of you. You shut up instantly and clung to him like a life line. You've stuck to his hip since and have asked him everything you could think of about his magic.
He's thankful and admittedly touched by your innocent curiosity even if you won't let him continue his job.
"Were you always able to do this?" You whisper. He's not sure if it's because the magic has calmed you down where you think you need to whisper, or if it's because you think he's keeping it a secret. Either way, he finds his heart melting a little bit more as the seconds pass.
"I've been able to do it for as long as I can remember." He says in an equally soft voice. "I've had a few teachers but I've had to most of it on my own."
You make a face and Hyrule isn't sure how to interpret it. Suddenly, you smile. "So you're super strong, right?"
Hyrule snorts. "I'm not the strongest guy here."
"Lies!" Legend calls out from somewhere to the side. Hyrule wasn't even aware there were other listeners to this conversation. "He's just being modest."
"Modest..." You tilt your head. Hyrule sighs again. It's clear you don't know what that means.
"It means-"
"That he could probably rival the princess herself if they weren't such good friends." Legend continues/ Hyrule sends him a look.
"Not helping."
"But I'm right."
"No, you're not."
You laugh quietly, even though you move to hide behind Hyrule as Legend comes closer. The Vet sees this and backs up slightly. "Listen, he's awesome but he doesn't want to admit it."
Hyrule rolls his eyes. "Whatever."
You tug on his sleeve and he looks to you once more. "Can you do anything else?"
Hyrule bites his lip, keeping back his grin as much as he can. "Sure thing."
Time
Time watched at you fluttered around the group, laughing and seemingly unaware of what's happened.
His heart is in his stomach. He thinks he might be sick.
You were fine until you got hit with that spell. Granted, he supposes you're still fine but you've been turned into a child. You don't know what's going on or who any of them are.
The boys were quick to distract you and play a game to ease your tensions and panic.
Time on the other hand, kept spiraling.
He was trying to think about ways to change you back or to avenge you if this was permanent.
Suddenly your laughter stops, but he's too stuck in his own head to think much about it. He looks over sure, but it was no more than a passing glance as he tried to think about what this meant for you and the traveling plans and the battles-
"Excuse me, mister." A small voice tugs on his sleeve.
He looks down to you in shock, having been shaken from his thoughts. And aren't you precious? Wide eyed, still innocent and soft. You look concerned though with a small frown on your lips.
Time kneels by your side, meeting you at your level. "Yes? What is it?"
"What happened to your eye?" You point to your own, mirroring the side with his scar.
Time has to think fast. He's not sure that the truth is appropriate for someone your current age. "I got hurt a long time ago. This is just what happened."
You frown further and lean up, taking his face with your much smaller hand. You look at his eyes with such concentration for a young face. Time is almost amused.
You pout suddenly. "Did your mommy not kiss it better?"
Time has to bite his lip. Cute. "No, honey. My mama wasn't there when it happened."
You hum, not satisfied with that answer. Without warning to lean forward and kiss his eye gently. Time freezes. You pull back and stare at his eyes again, once again not satisfied with the results.
"...It didn't get better." You look upset with the beginnings of tears in your eyes.
Time stammers to try and avoid any tears. "It was already better." He explains gently. "This is the best it can be. But thank you... That was very kind."
You don't happy and kiss it again. "Maybe it needs more kisses."
Time sighs and shakes his head, smiling sadly. "I think it's a little too late for kisses to fix it."
"...Really?"
"Really really." Time kisses your hand in thanks. "I appreciate the attempt though."
Part 2
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Toby's Secret Pocket
Sickday rewatch requested by @apolloisbored I'm sick! send me a longform to watch and I'll make a commentary/headcanon post about it! (using the tag #sfth liveblog, so that's what to blacklist if you don't want your dash taken up by this)
Pre-watch thoughts: I don't rewatch this one enough, even though from what I recall it has some of my favorite things: a strong Luke character, Tom creating an instantly classic character by being absolutely ridiculous, AJ being a police chief (why is he so badly good at it every time XD), and Sam somehow bringing the most insane characters to life in the most loveable way.
Liveblogging:
Luke: "Sam coming on as the evil make a wish kid is the fastest a main character's ever been chosen." Really? Because he JUMPED to be Toby in this, he's up and miming sewing before AJ's even sat down from the intro.
Sam: this is gonna be in the US because my accent choice said so. (these are....not their best us accents, not gonna lie XD)
Sam and Luke jump to fucking with each other very quickly in this scene, and it's very funny.
COMPTROLLERS!
Half of Toby and Meth-wife's flirting is very sincere and the other half is....you guessed it, them fucking with each other.
Sam: allow me to set up some potential stakes and plot threads for this story, otherwise it'll just be the two of us yapping at each other about tailoring all day
Tom: I'm gonna join this scene as the Don now. Sam & Luke: *even more intense flirting* Tom: I SAID- Sam: okay, okay, fine.
AJ: time to insert myself into this scene. Tom: whoa! where'd you come from?
Ah, a SFTH police department...one of the most chaotic places you can take a scene.
JIMMY!
Tom keeps assuming that editing will happen and then it Does Not (it's okay, we'll bleep it, we'll bleep it!)
So for the UK readers here, Arkansas to New York is gonna be over a 20 hour drive with rest stops included, and there are pretty much no major cities down there. Like, their biggest city only has 200k people in it. I truly don't know why A) the Don is going that deep into the midwest for his tailoring or B) why Toby, who wants to work in New York, is still running a tailoring shop out of Arkansas when he's apparently so good that a New York mob boss has heard of and wants his merchandise. I question why his ability is somehow so recognized that the Don heard about it, and yet he's still not got enough money to set up a boutique somewhere else. Unless he's running the shop closer to Branson and gets all of the showgirl contracts (Even though Branson is in Missouri not Arkansas) and the Branson performers who are lucky enough to be moving UP in the entertainment world go to New York and spread the word of how good Toby and his tailoring is and those rumors reached the Don somehow, but even then, if that's what's happening he'd probably get an offer from a broadway designer before a mob boss, and let's be real how many Branson performers are actually moving up a good chunk of them are actually moving down/retiring or otherwise are going to end up staying in the midwest forever and- I'm sorry, my hyperspecific "lived in this part of the country for ten years" knowledge is taking over, isn't it? 😅 (you really shouldn't have picked Arkansas sam, I wouldn't be doing this otherwise.....then again, there is a LOT of meth cooking down there in the Ozarks, so maybe it was an accurate setting choice after all.)
Anyway, this whole scene is just the four of them fucking with one another and it's great. "Are you sure you know about comptrollers, cuz you don't know about the letters B and N" "Maybe make HIM the main character, he seems to be a fan favorite" "his name is DON CICCICIO, I really feel like I should be in this room..." "You want us three, including HIM, to go talk to the tailor? You sure?" "Yeah, I really want a face-to-face with Don Ciccicio myself..."
"Actually, theres only space for two!" "I'll leave." "NO!"
CHIEF WAIT why did you come with us??
This whole longform is a mess, tbh, and that's what makes it so good. Love that AJ and Tom just kinda let Luke flounder about during this scene without much help/plot-forwarding.
Sam: what if I move this plot along by being a comptroller? *the scene quickly dissolves back into making fun of one another*
TOM WHY DID YOU DO THAT
"why do you have hair product in" dude it's probably his soap or shaving cream, it's not like bald people don't have to wash their heads
"Toby." *cheers* "HOW LOW IS THE FUCKING BAR??" Honestly Luke, in this one? Pretty frickin low XD
The mirroring while in the secret trousers is a great bit of stagecraft.
AJ: I should have never come with you. Sam: Yeah, that really didn't further the plot much, did it boss.
The audience booing for AJ kicking Jimmy out of the force and then immediately cheering when he "slams the window shut" and flips them off is great
"We're leaving. It'll make the scene much easier."
AAAAAAAH!!!! MITOSIS! *confused-J* Helpful-Luke: it's the process of cell division!
"son..." "Dad?" "Wha- yeah, just don't let anyone know-" "DAD??? :D :D :D I DIDN'T KNOW!!!"
I cannot emphasize enough that this play is a trainwreck plot wise, but the jokes are so strong that it doesn't really feel that way.
Jimmy having a much more realistic response to shooting meth than Meth-wife (meth does not mellow you out)
Oscar to Tom for this scene XD (and to the caption writers)
Luke: Ok, this is great and all, but I think it's time we wrap this up.
Iconic Jimmy finishing monologue!
And scene! Honestly, this is such a good one for showcasing how the four of them mess with each other on stage, and the ways that they can turn fuck-ups into great comedic moments, not to mention an iconic Sam/Luke pairing. So much fun!
#sfth#sfthposting#shoot from the hip#sfth liveblog#tom mayo#alexander jeremy#sam russell#luke manning#toby's secret pocket
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I'm making a mental list of things that would make me jump from a re-telling like if i was jumping from a taxi that just took the wrong direction and was heading me to other place i don't fucking know:
1. Demeter and Persephone having a bad relationship;
I don't mind if they have a rocky relationship thing going on, or if they are working on making it better. Just a mother and daughter having some problems that they can fix its fine!
But i don't like when Persephone hates Demeter or cannot stand her. Or acts like she hates going up to the underworld, because many such cases means that Demeter has been written to be the "evil one" uuuuhg.
This is actually my biggest one. I catch a glimpse of it and its an instant "NOPE!!"
On the same vein, i don't really mind if Hades is absolved from the kidnapping thing from time to time. Its cooler if the writer has the courage to hold him accountable, for sure. But having a silly Hades that stole Persephone on accident (Like the one from Punderworld!) Is also nice and funny tbh jsjdjs.
2. Misogynistic Ares
Ares? Misogynist? Are we talking about the god Father of the Amazons?
Are we talking about the god that fell in love with Aphrodite, the most girly girl in the world?
Are we talking about the god that got captured in a jar for trying to protect his mother and sister?
Are we talking about the god that killed his daughter's abuser?
Are we talking about the god that Marpeza celebrated after a battle with a feast where only the women were allowed; and thus he gained the epithet "Feasted by Woman"?
ARE WE DEADASS?!?!
That's an instant NOPE!
3. Poseidon and Amphitrite being Zeus and Hera 2.0
I didn't realized this one would be such a big one for me but it is apparently? 🤣
Is just, i don't know man.... Zeus and Hera are the ones with the rocky marriage, why make Poseidon and Amphi have a bad one as well?
Like this is not to say one cannot write their marriage as having issues, that's totally valid! Poseidon does have a pretty big wandering eye after all, and that can hurt Amphi, it can be juicy.
The problem is that very much almost nothing supports the idea that Amphi is really hurt by Poseidon's wandering eye 🤣
I was actually shown the other day a passage of Amphitrite helping out one of Poseidon's demi-kids even! It was Theseus!

If you are a son of Zeus, you are lucky if Hera ignores you're existance.
If you are of Poseidon, however, that means Amphitrite is your mom #2.
So yeah, she couldn't care less and i think it is due to the nature of the ocean life in itself. Monogamy is weird in nature and even weirder in the seas! Amphitrite is the literal sea goddess so of course she'll be more familiar with that kind of lifestyle.
I don't know, it sometimes feels like authors are trying so hard to make Amphi's life misserable just as Hera's when "Open Marriage" is just as much of an explanation lol.
I just dislike it when writers try to make of Amphitrite and Poseidon the Zeus/Hera 2.0
Their relationship is not meant to show the complexities of Zeus and Hera. That's why Zeus and Hera already exists.
Poseidon and Amphitrite are meant to be seen as a team. Poseidon makes the waves rowdy, and causes the natural disasters, while Amphitrite stills the waters, and makes everything calm and flourish. They are literally the high and low tides, they need each other for the sea to function properly!
They are not each other's foil like Zeus and Hera! Contrary, they together represent the equilibrium of the marine ecosystems!!
Well i'll stop or this section will get too long xd
4. Dumb-Blonde-Aphrodite
Aphrodite may be a lot of things but she is not DUMB.
This specific representation of her as being the steriotypical air-head girl who only cares about make-up is so BLERGH (and also that steriotype on itself is so fucking misogynistic uuuhg)
"But the golden apple-" HERA AND ATHENA DESTROYED TROY JUST FOR THAT APPLE AS WELL. THEY ARE NOT DUMB FOR IT, ARE THEY?!
They are vain but being vain doesn't mean dumb. Thanks.
Aphrodite is an ancient being, she's still a goddess, and she is goddess of LOVE too, not just beauty! NOT JUST BEAUTY.
Love is such a complex thing and it makes me so mad when Aphrodite is represented as someone who's "Not that Deep"
It also gets me going when people blame Aphrodite for the start of the Troyan war. I thought we were clear that the Troyan war was one of those fated events where there is no guilty people. It was something that would have happened either way.
(Besides, Paris really choose to have Helen when he could have choosen total world domination. Paris was also ALREADY married to another girl by the time he decided he wanted Helen. How the fuck is that Aphrodite's fault??)
This is all for now but the list might grow over time lol
#greek mythology#greek myth retellings#ares#aphrodite#zeus#hera#demeter#poseidon#poseidon x amphitrite#amphitrite
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I would like to humbly request: overstimulation, and potentially whatever kink, that hasn’t been done yet, that’s very much a “Oh god you don’t even know” for the characters Crocodile and Mihawk please and thank u! (Can you tell yet I have some favourites in this fandom?)
Hmmm... It might be a bit of low-hanging fruit, but I think it suits both of them well, and is most certainly an Oh god you don't even know, even if it might not be something they consciously realize, so yeah.
I'll go with that ^_^
And I can hardly blame you, Crocodile and Mihawk are top notch blorbos indeed =3
Sir Crocodile:
Clothed Dom, Nude Sub - Oh god you don’t even know - I don't even know if he realizes how much he enjoys this, frankly. Rarely do his clothes manage to make it completely off. Sometimes you get all the shirts off and he's bare-chested, but the pants are barely out of the way.
Whatever state of dress he is, or isn't in, you're wearing far less. Almost always completely bare, and if not objectively nude, you're certainly functionally nude. It's not even a matter of things moved aside, they're either designed to give access in the first place, or all that remains are tattered bits because he's torn the offending material away.
His absolute favorite is having you stripped bare and cumming on his hand (or hey, maybe some golden attachment in place of his hook) while he's not even so much as loosened his tie.
Overstimulation - Oh god you don’t even know - Forced orgasms, edging, post-orgasm torture, sensory deprivation, sensory play, etc. There's a hundred ways he can overstimulate you, and he's interested in all of them. Some of the singular pieces and parts (like tickling) might not rank high on their own, but mixed in with others he's not against using whatever means he desires.
It's not just that you come apart for him - whether you're allowing it, or he's forcing it - but it's that you still try so hard to please him. You struggle and do you best to answer his questions, to move as he pleases, to give him one more orgasm even as you're laying in a puddle of your own pleasure, sweat and tears. Whatever your motivations, the effort -- the struggle -- is what gets him to loosen that tie.
Dracule Mihawk:
Clothed Dom, Nude Sub - Oh god you don’t even know - Unlike Crocodile, Mihawk knows this is what he likes. It's a power move, honestly. Your vulnerability (or his, I can see him as a nude sub in Crocodile's lap, personally, I've actually drawn it XD ) and his lack of it has an elegance to it.
Especially as you sit on your knees, trained so perfectly to be the sub he wants. One hand on your cheek is all you need, nuzzling into the palm softly before rising to your feet. You'd let him walk you right outside and into a crowd of people, at least by the time your training's done. Safe in the knowledge that no one would dare without his permission.
Ah, getting a bit off track, but the point stands. It's well-balanced, and maybe a little subtle compared to other aspects of your relationship, but no less important.
Overstimulation - Oh god you don’t even know - Hang in there, you can handle a little more, can't you? Certainly for him, he knows you can. He knows your muscles are aching, and the sweat is dripping from your skin. He's well aware that your jaw aches and you can't keep that cross on your tongue much longer. He can see the shiver in your fingers and the tears that slip down your cheeks as the bite of exhaustion sinks its teeth into your bones.
But you're so sensitive right now, it's the perfect time for the slightest touch, the softest word, the easiest of commands. You can drop that cross and sink into the pleasure he's going to give you. You did so well for him, so don't hold back, fall apart for him, because of him - becomes wholly undignified and lose yourself to the sensations he gives you.
How May I Kink Your Head Canon?
#kinky one piece head canon#ask me anything#quin answers#kinky one piece head canon 2.0#Sir Crocodile#dracule mihawk#dressycobra7
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ROMANCE/ANGST. being the light of nightowl’s life, the most important person to this man, but being just as insecure as him, so when he starts interacting with a pretty person in the server you’re left there wondering if you’re really worthy of him. (i’m projecting again, i’m the anon who sent the nightowl deep dive 5 times, i really hope it doesn’t happen again😭)
side note (this is the most e-dating, discord, online relationship-ass prompt ever)
# general
--- mystic_pizza has joined the server ---
Quest Oh?
nightowl whoa! a new member???
lovelylola hello!!
two2 nice 2 meet u!!
mystic_pizza hehe, hi everyone <3
BIGLADY how'd you find the server? O_O
June Yeah, didn't @BloomBot disable invites?
BloomBot It was getting stale around here.
xyx LMAO
NakedToaster LMAO
salociN Hello ! Mystic Pizza !
onionthief "Stale". That's an opinion for sure.
nightowl ??
onionthief Would just like to know how BloomBot has decided our presence is "stale".
onionthief We've done nothing different, kept chatting at the same rate (I've checked), and always focused on the webnovel to a degree.
onionthief I don't understand how that's "stale".
NakedToaster bro just answered the question by speaking
xyx bro doesn't see what we see
onionthief What?
BIGLADY @mystic_pizza who's your favorite character?
mystic_pizza Damien. So easy.
nightowl oooooooo, mine too!!
nightowl why do u like him?
mystic_pizza i just think he's misunderstood... breakups aren't super straightforward a lot of the time, you know
nightowl I AGREEEEEEEEEE
mystic_pizza like, it's not even up for debate!!! people are just being rude to damien for no reason!!!
nightowl my god
nightowl where have you been...
June hahaha
mystic_pizza are selfies ok btw?
BIGLADY yeah!!
two2 hey bloombot wh y did u always allow selfies?
two2 isn't that like a personal ident thing or someth
--- BloomBot is now offline ---
two2 what..
xyx @mystic_pizza post face so we can read your aura
xyx i got them aura glasses on
NakedToaster that's just not a real thing
xyx wow
xyx post a selfie of yours then and let me read you
NakedToaster fine
NakedToaster
(pic from xiaeom)
NakedToaster read me bitch
xyx holy shit
xyx holy fucking shit
BIGLADY what do you see?? O-O
salociN A very handsome man !
June Salo!! Remember, toasty is NB!!
salociN Oh , my sincerest apologies . I'm still learning.
salociN A very handsome person .
NakedToaster fuck yeah salo, you are so right
xyx no no no. no. all of you, shut the fuck up.
xyx i see
xyx i see a person with
xyx with
xyx with no balls
NakedToaster motherfucker
BIGLADY that's not an aura reading...
xyx absolutely no balls in sight
BIGLADY @mystic_pizza!!!! WHERE'S THE SELFIE!!!!!
NakedToaster yeah xyx's time on earth is a little limited
xyx you'll never find me
mystic_pizza hehe, okay! <3
mystic_pizza
mystic_pizza that's me on th e right
nightowl omg i love ur smile!! so cute!!
BIGLADY agreed!!! U R RADIANT!!! <3
mystic_pizza awww, thank u!!! u are all so nice around here!!!
nightowl we just wanna make sure everyone has a good time u know?
nightowl and damien enjoyers must be protected!!!
mystic_pizza i agree!!
mystic_pizza ah, fixed my flair
nightowl OMG
nightowl U AND ME!!!
mystic_pizza U AND ME!!!! XD
nightowl do u wanna call rq?
two2 can i join?
nightowl YA!
mystic_pizza yea sure hehe
nightowl @lovelylola you wanna call too cutie?
June The "cutie" in chat again..
onionthief Please keep that to DMs.
nightowl blah blah blah
lovelylola i'm kinda tired, i think i'm gonna sleep
nightowl awww okay
nightowl i'll call u later!!
BIGLADY gnight lola!!!
Quest Rest well!
salociN Have sweet dreams !
lovelylola good night!
xyx holy fuck
xyx @mystic_pizza
mystic_pizza yes?
xyx your aura
xyx your aura is just
xyx it's like the color of a
xyx of a war crime
mystic_pizza huh?
NakedToaster i have ur new IP bitch
xyx FUCK
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you close the laptop and sigh. it's okay for nightowl to have fun and meet other people, it's just...
gah. mystic pizza's selfie wouldn't leave your head. they're so cute... and seem to pair up pretty well with nightowl. you're sure the call is just going too well... at least you're assured it won't go too far since two2 is there.
but that's barely a reassurance. nightowl doesn't hesitate to flirt when he wants to, regardless of who's around.
you thrum your fingers on the desk and gnaw on your bottom lip. should you actually join the call? no, then you'd look insecure. do you already look insecure? is everyone wondering if nightowl likes mystic pizza more than you?
you look down at your frumpy clothes with a tired expression. ugh. maybe it's okay for him to flirt, if he wants to. this is what he's stuck with after all. who wouldn't want to flirt with someone who looks like that?
you try to ignore the pang in your chest as you stand up and get ready for bed.
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LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
#i blacked out then this was on my screen#bp ask#anon ask#nightowl#bp angst hour#does this count as angst hour#LMFAO
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It's the 42nd anniversary of TDC today! Thought I would celebrate by sharing a bit more of preview of the game. I keep flip-flopping between a serious tone and a silly one XD Can it be both???
This post was meant to be two videos and a few images, but tumblr only allows me to upload 1 video at a time. I'll upload the rest as a separate post.
Oh yeah, and this game is based more in the og continuity (80s lore + Legends; although technically this story is set BEFORE Legends), so some lore things are not going to line up with AoR, just a heads up.
(that white menu at the bottom of the screen will be absent for the final version of the game, it's just there now to make things easier for me while I work on the game)
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