#...but it would be funny

[kalied0skull]

one of these days on the sodablog soda is gonna flirt with a guy in front of steve and steve is gonna try his damnest not to flip a lid because not only does it prove he has more of a chance of getting with soda (because he has this constant doubt that soda ISN'T bi) but it's also just pissing him off even MORE that soda is dodging around asking steve out like the plague

"haha, hey..." says soda with a winky face, his classic lean against the counter and stupid charming grin

and then picture steve in the corner clenching his fists, gritting his teeth, about to punch the fuck out of that pretty guy soda's actively got wrapped around his finger.

[injuries-in-dust]

Gotta admit, any one of these would work on me.

Love me some burritos.

Source: could be worse comics

[humming-fly]

was thinking about that one blind professor post earlier today and how well it applied to the aptly named Team Dark

(really 'Team Dark' just sounds a lot cooler than 'Team Saves-On-Electricity')

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

Deep sea benthic Miku

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[faintv0x]

what the hell

[tanasha-not-yet]

pov httyd1 astrid

[akaanmo]

thought about what a robin to the absolute!batman would look like. conclusion: small

[abisalli]

I bet wearing spandex in summer is no fun

Bonus: summer suits!?

[digitalmyyth]

Shenanigans ensue

[aimasup]

It's 4am and I can't get this out of my head

[aniisol]

mumbo thinks he could beat most the irl hermits in a fistfight. okay. let's see. welcome back, my name is grian and today we're all gathered here to kick off a brand new life series in the middle of this actual forest

[lovely-p-issues]