#..sealiously?

[bowsbar]

im very ambivalent on the twist btw

[skunkes]

🌈🌷 happy birthday to my imaginary boyfriend of well over a decade 💕🌺

[zarvasace]

Hi by the way I put some more Zelda stuff on my Etsy shop :) buncha vampire stuff there too. Also, in a couple hours (12AM EST 11/17), a sale starts! 25% off when you buy 2 or more!

More Zelda things coming... if you have ideas or want a design on a bag or mug or whatever instead, let me know.

[7-oh-ta1]

I seriously need to learn to drive so I can live in a camper. : )

[ponus-pawkerccbonus]

this is what they mean when they say the scrunkly

Today's Seal Is: The Wrinkler

[glubbygirl]

do you ever dream of the kingdom of darkness?

Naut yet. But my lusus tells me I s)(ould expect to sea it soon...

)(--EY!!! )(ow do YOU know aboat t)(at stuff???? 38I

[vinthetiefling]

[vehemourn]

hi boof i made an oc based off of dis img set <3

Misc.

[moonteaa]

Teba found family headcanon anyone?

I feel Teba is the type of guy who will literally take care of something with his life if it means a lot of someone.

Examples:

If Riju leaves one her beloved sand seal plushies in his care? He is going to protect that plush with his life. No one is getting that plush away from him, he’s taking his job very SEALIOUSLY and will be seen holding it or having it everywhere he goes until riju takes it back.

If Zelda makes him a silent princess flower crown and places it on his head? He will stoically allow it and will keep it safe at all costs. Touch it and you die.

And to add to that? With silent princesses being an endangered species of flowers and being Zelda’s favorite? I personally believe Teba would be aware of any silent princesses he comes across and makes sure they���re okay. He would probably silently stare daggers at anyone that steps on it or is too careless around the flowers. You’ll probably take an arrow to the head too.

A good bird dad. 🤍🪶

[skunkes]

Can't stop says sealiously or calling little animals smoochies. Cheye you need to stop you're doing crazy shit to your autistic followers speech patterns ‼️

HEE HEE

[sealdev]

Sealiously?

[sumerananubis]

starter for @verkunder

Aaru Village was always a nice place to hang out. Sometimes, he could even find someone who was happy to play Genius Invocation TCG. Most of the time, he was here chasing down someone committing academic misconduct, though. Or trying to hide dangerous research, run off with books or commit a crime against the Archon. He didn't often get the chance to just visit.

Like today. Today he was Just Cyno. Not General Mahamatra Cyno, no here and now he was Just Cyno.

And as Just Cyno, he couldn't help but notice a man in dark armour. In the middle of the day. In the middle of the desert. Seemed like he had a permanent frown. Well, Just Cyno had to fix that, didn't he. So, meandering over, Just Cyno made his introduction.

And by that he meant greeting with a joke.

"Talk about the knightmare heat out here," he hummed. "You don't need any oil for those joints, do you? Must have been a dry run from the forest."

Straigh-faced as ever.

Sealiously? || Cyno & Dainsleif

[collu2iion2]

pesterlog dialog for deez guyz + alt colors n closeup under cut

CA: (oh my cod kar are you seain wwhat im seain) CG: (THAT TACKY MALL COPS RUN OF THE MILL- NO MORE LIKE RUN OVER BY A THOUSAND HOOFBEASTS SIMULTANEOUSLY EXPERIENCING THEIR CHUTES CONVULSE AND VACATE THE EVER SO FRAGRANT CONTENTS OF THEIR EXCREMENT TUNNELS. LIKE THEY ALL STOPPED THEIR STAMPEDE FOR A SNACK BREAK OF GAS STATION SUSHI AND THE SIGHT OF THAT BASTARD SHOCKED THE WEAKEST MOST DELICATE OF THEM ALL TO LET IT LOOSE SUBSEQUENTLY TRIGGERING THE ENTIRE HERD TO EXPLODE IN A RIVVER OF-OH FUCK) CG: (DOES IT LOOK LIKE HES COMING THIS WAY OR-) CG: OH MY GOD HE JUST SHOVED THAT POOR WRIGGLER OUT OF THE WAY AND HES LOOKING STRAIGHT AT ME LIKE I OWE HIM MONEY HE MUST DESPERATELY NEED CG: OH FUCK. OH GOD HE LOOKS LIKE HE COULD TAKE EQUIUS ON. OK, OK, OK, THIS IS FINE THIS IS LIGHT WORK! JUST GOTTA COME UP WITH A PLAN REAL FUCKING QUICK CG: ... CG: GOG WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO US?!? I MEAN SEALIOUSLY WE CAN'T BE THE ONLY ASSHOLES WHO GOSSIP ABOAT THE LOCAL MULTIPLEXCRETIA FROM TIME TO TIME

CG: UGHHHHHH I REALLY DONT WANNA GET KICKED OUT OF THIS ONE, THEYVE GOT THE BEST GRUBBLE TEA!!! SHIT I'D ASK YOUR ADVICE BUT I KNOW YOU'RE JUST GONNA SAY WE MURDER THE POOR BASTARD- OH FUCK HE'S JOGGING NOW. JUST GREAT. I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN ONE OF THEM DO THAT CA: oh cmon kar put a little faith in me CA: although to be quite frank i dont think no body wwould miss paul blart ovver here like somebody needs to put him out of his misery for the dowwnright pathetic example hes settin for this fine establishment CA: oh fin dont evven start ill just threaten him a little and wwith that fuckin wwriggler toy excuse for a wweapon im sure hell back off before you can snap your gripin little clawws CG: ALRIGHT BUT DONT YOU EVEN FUCKING THINK OF PULLING THE CROSSHAIRS OUT AS "JUST A THREAT." THIS IS GONNA BE A VOCAL THING ONLY, AND SPEAKING OF EXPATIATING, WE MIGHT EVEN GET OUT OF THIS UNBANNED AND WITHOUT BLOOD ON OUR HANDS IF YOU JUST DONT. SO JUST TO BE CRYSTAL FUCKING CLEAR, I NEED YOU TO JUST SIT THERE LOOKING PRETTY AND SHUTTING YOUR TRAP LIKE YOU'RE BEING EXPLOITED FOR ENTERTAINMENT BY MR.FEAST IN EXCHANGE FOR A MILLION FUCKING BUCKS OKAY? YOU WOULD ABSOLUTELY KILL AT THAT KIND OF THING IF YOU TRIED, YOUR NONVERBAL BITCHFEST COMMUNICATION ALONE WOULD RACK IN BILLIONS OF VIEWS SO LETS JUST PRETEND!! OKAY?? THIS IS JUST THE FUN MAKE BELEIVE TIME PART OF OUR DATE. CG: WE CAN GO TO THAT STUPID SALAD PLACE YOU LIKE SO MUCH IF YOU JUST TRUST ME TO HANDLE THIS LIKE THE COMPETENT ORATOR I AM AND WAS ALWAYS HATCHED TO BE CG: I MEAN I DONT DISAGREE THAT SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE THIS GUY DOWN A PEG BUT I DONT MEAN THAT LITERALLY SO "WWATCH YOURSHELF" OR I SWEAR TO GOD- CG: OH WHY HELLO MR MALL COP- I MEAN OFFICER!! WE WERE JUST HARMLESSLY PATRONIZING THIS- CA: listen here you ovvergrowwn frat trash wwhy dont you haul you and your little school girl baton in the other direction and do your fuckin job for a change instead of eavvsdroppin like the no life havvin filth wwallowwing pig loser scum you undoubtedly are or i promise ill make it so you wwont havve a chance in shell at employment anywwhere EVVER again CG: OF FUCKING COURSE

[reallyseally]

Your new url is sealiously awesome 🦭🦭🦭

mhm!! sealiously sealicious :3

[quesadillawizard]

Sealiously???

[kirbyofthestars]

also if i started commenting “link wouldnt say that. he cant talk. he would say HIYAH” on every legend of zelda comic i saw people would not be very happy with me i think

pet peeve is when people say things like “UM ACTUALLY kirby can’t talk :/ he would just say poyo 🙄” on gameverse fanart. He Can. let him speak!!