#10/10 chewability

[sopekooks]

473/638 days of missing yoongi

[starscream-is-my-wife]

I have like, 200 bucks in credit card rewards that I've built up over the years and I finally spent most of it on transformers I was too poor to buy 5 years ago, most of it was on starscreams. Including the ones I had before I have like, 6 now. I'm paying out of pocket for a Megatron so I can have 2 Megatrons and both of them can handle 3 Starscreams each, this expense can be made up by not paying for my parking fees.

[chaptertwo-thepacnw]

10 million strong, and growing...

[aq2003]

Have you read that Des review in The Guardian where the reviewer grudgingly gave it to DT that despite his usual overacting he managed to reign it in as Dennis Nilsen? I saw it mentioned at thealogie's blog and went to find it. And then had a marathon of reading that reviewer's DT articles to seethe some more LOL. She really doesn't rate him much, that Lucy or something. And in general reading Guardian's reviews of his work it always felt to me that they (along with a good chunk of their readers who comment) go out of their way to not hype up the popular guy too much.

AND SHE GAVE RIVALS FIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STARS FIVE FUCKING STARS DAVID FINALLY WON HER OVER BY PLAYING A CHARACTER NAMED TONY BADDINGHAM

[dalkyum]

🧸🤎

[thegayestcat]

The generic vyvanse shortage is back 😭 guess I'm gonna pay $65 for my fucking ADHD meds

[saintofpride201]

Ugh, how much pepcid do I need to take before my stomach decides "maybe I SHOULDN'T burn myself and maybe I SHOULD settle down..."?

[chirrups]

I never expected to see another pet postal/pokemon crossover and I am in LOVE, they’re such absolute little fellas and I want to see them squished in a hydraulic press (affectionately)

Do you have any specific mystery dungeon game’s region/story that you’re basing it off of, or is it just generically the pmd world with mcyt characters inserted into it? I’d love to know more about it!

OMG YOU TOO HUH? Looks like we are AU neighbors! I'm glad you like the pmd guys, they are SO chewable!

This AU was a very delirious 2am scribble so I've got basically nothing. I think if I keep working on it, then it's leaning more generic pmd world with hermits and friends in it. Guild is Hermits, teams are season 10 alliances, etc, etc. But in this world, guild members are FAR apart across the region which makes mail delivery to and fro necessary.

I haven't designed my own regions and settings for it, but I love caves/sea/mountains imagery so on PET goes (and it adds a bit of peril because 2/3 are just so weak to water as it is).

I do have some thoughts about EOS-based plotlines tho. I'm a sucker for the bad ending trope, smiles go for miles! >:)

[teaboot]

on a scale or 1-10, how would you rate bananas? I'd give them like an 8/10. (I'm eating a banana that's why I'm asking this (also because yellow))

10/10, personally.

Now hold up- do I like bananas that much? Enough for a 10/10 rating? No. But as no man is an island, no banana exists in a vacuum. A banana exists in the context of a world where a banana is needed.

Banana on it's own? Probably a solid 7/10. Easier to peel than a tangerine, though (personally) less tasty, with uninspiring texture. Taste and smell is cloying and infectious. Better than most but not perfect.

It's individual properties, though?

Soft, chewable, safe for babies and old people and folks without teeth. A good thickener for smoothies. Easy to cut and slice. An aesthetic addition to a sundae. Looks kinda like a dick, for easy comedy. The peel itself? A slapstick classic. The crown jewel of every cartoon depiction of garbage. Pre-packaged for transport and hygeine. An easy and convenient snack. Frozen, dipped in chocolate? Banana Popsicles. Sliced and dried? Banana chips.

Hell, even when it gets gross it's banana bread, or banana muffins. Banana pancakes. Banana-peanut butter sandwiches.

Name another fruit that does it better. Name another fruit that is so versatile, so low-maintenance, so iconic both in the home and on the stage. A more approachable fruit. A more classic fruit. Apple? Pomelo? Fucking Grapefruit? Get out of my fucking office

[enka-antix]

AAAA Sunny looks so fluffy and soft and chewable 10/10 i wanna gently nom all of your art with Sunny

Dont break your jaw, the guy is still a rock

[scrunckled-idiot]

RANDOM ART DUMP FROM OVER THE YEARS!

wanted to post this weeks ago but forgor. enjoy :)

photoshoot with the spy i made for my mum (she added it to her shrine of me)

2. the smaller spy i made for myself

3. pootis figure (i also made one for my mum)

4. my chewable bbgs wrench (engineer)

5. the sandvich

6. T H E S E A L

7. Archimedes

8. golden pan

9. pocket medic

10. tf2 birthday cake

11. bonk soda cherry fizzon can

12. my very well-loved sniper mug

13. BUCKET!

14. my personal favorite... solly!

15. my very first tf2 fan art, inspired after watching expiration date. i think this is my most valuable one to me, even with its tacky look. i remember watching experation date and meet the team shorts when i was a little girl and having no clue what they were (thinking they were part of a tv series. godamn it valve). i was already into tf2 without even knowing what it was back then.

16. bonus solly with the tumor bread

[yanderederee]

TummyAche

a/n: tummy ache girlies unite; Hiragi is here to save the day lol. Please love him with me♡

ct: reader is straightforward and dorky♡

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The day began as it would any other for Hiragi Toma. As always, he went about his morning, paroling the attentively. Aa uneventful as it was, the cool morning air and lull of pedestrian idle commotion served to tire the delinquent more than usual. So, en route back to school, he decided to stop by the vending machine for a quick black coffee.

However, hidden just beyond the vending machines broad stature, he noticed a human figure huddled over. He easily could have missed it had he not been so close. Cautiously, Hiragi toed in closer.

“Hey, are you okay?” He asked, folding down to one knee to reach your current height. You gasped, not expecting for another person’s presence. “Sorry.” He quickly apologized.

You shook your head, groaning quietly. “You’re fine… my stomach just… really hurts…”

Hiragi nodded understandably. “Well, luckily for you,” he hummed, pulling out his tried and true Gas-kun 10. “I happen to have stomach medicine on me. Here, it’s chewable.” He offered you one of the small pills.

Awkarddky, you felt embarrassed having to admit, “I don’t like the powdery taste a chewable pill leaves behind…” Hiragi chuckled, and stood to his full height.

“Can’t blame ya there. Hang tight,” He examined the contents of the vending machine, quickly spotting a green tea option. That would probably be best for a stomach ache, right? After purchasing both of your drinks, he squatted back beside you, handing you the tea and medicine.

Quickly, you took both ingestibles’. After taking one, two, three, four large gulps of the offered tea, you released the can with a quiet ‘haaaaah’.

Though it may not have been your preferred drink of choice, it was rather good. “Do you just… always carry stomach medicine?” You asked, finally taking a good look at the kind bystander.

Hiragi laughed, rubbing the back of his neck. “Yeah, well… I get stomach aches pretty often, so it’s pretty much essential.” You giggled at his reply. “That’s unexpected.”

Together, you shared a few more words, a few more giggles. Until eventually, you could tell his attention was beginning to drift, as though he needed to be elsewhere soon.

“Say, what’s your name?” You asked, finally feeling well enough to stand.

“Hiragi Toma, 3rd year at Furin high school. Nice to meet you.”

You smiled at his introduction. He was kind, and easy to talk to. By the looks of him, in his tight leather pants and the dangerous aura radiating off of him, you were pleasantly surprised. Tall, respectful and thoughtful— and by your standards, very hot… just your type.

“Say… I hope this doesn’t come off strong but… can I… have your contact information?” You asked nervously.

Hiragi became baffled, eyes wide in disbelief. No one’s ever asked for his contact information so quickly upon meeting him. Sure, he thought you were cute; the way you laughed made his heart skip a little, and the way he felt so calm with your presence had made him let his guard down.

…But it wouldn’t be a bad thing to become closer to you…

“S…sure… is my number fine?”

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Days after your aforementioned meeting of one another, Hiragi found himself becoming more and more infatuated with you. For some reason, any free thought that wasn’t taken up by Bofurin, Umemiya, or his unpunctual juniors— had become filled with little thoughts about you.

Wondering if you got stomach aches often as well. Were you eating well? Hopefully. Maybe he’d ought to ask you himself, given how frequently you would text him. Perhaps he should find the frequency of your initiated chats bothersome, but it was quite the opposite; he instead felt giddy with every time his phone would vibrate, eager for a chance to duck out to check your message away from prying eyes umemiya.

Like now, he realized from a familiar buzzing. Peeking over to make sure his underclassmen were all distracted with other things, he quickly stepped off behind a corner, pulling out his phone to read your name.

Y/n: class is so boring… I can’t keep my eyes open (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾ what are u doing ???

Hiragi♡: that’s not good. how about you try paying attention.

Y/n: so rude!!’ and u didn’t ansr my ??? !

Hiragi♡: im helping my friend out with gardening

Y/n: GARDENING‽?‽?!(๑･̑◡･̑๑) lol what a surprise!! i didn’t know u had a green thumb!!!!

Hiragi♡: i dont. i just water them whenever hes too busy

Y/n: interstng

Hiragi♡: you should probably put your phone away in class

Y/n: just got busted!!_:(´ཀ`」 ∠): ttyl

What the hell did ttyl stand for? Hiragi chucked audibly, rereading over the conversation a few times, heart feeling full. You were much more of a dork than you first let on, but in an endearing way…

Soon, he began feeling the oncoming presence of his curious juniors approaching. Quickly, he pocketed the devise, and joined back up with them.

⎯⎯⎯✦

A few days after that, your texts became less frequent. Hiragi was becoming increasingly irritable as the pattern spanned for the fifth day. You texted him maybe once a day, if only to say good morning, but hadn’t continued with your usual banters and chatter.

Had he done something wrong? He tried reasoning what it could be. Were you bored of him? It was possible… damnit! What should he do… Let it go? You weren’t inclined to message him after all…

But still, something was eating at him… he didn’t want you to stop. Hiragi looked forward to your daily rants and gripes. Just reading your messages was enough to make him break out in a smile. He was even becoming less careful in hiding your existence— Umemiya almost caught him once…

After toiling on it for too long, he decided the best thing to do would be to own up to it… soon. Maybe he would start with messaging you first.

Hiragi♡？: morning. are you at still in school?

Y/n: yahh..

Hiragi♡？: sounds rough. what time do you get out?

Y/n: two hours(@_@)

Hiragi♡？: do you want to grab a bite to eat after? i have a free meal coupon for ashitaba that i need to use.

Even while in class, you were notorious for answering his messages with lightning speed. Yet, after his latest text, all messages from you halted for an entire hour.

Did he come off too strong? Shit. He wasn’t used to this type of thing, maybe he should take it back before you decided to stop talking to him altogether.

An hour and a half passes, before hes sprung back into life with a new text.

Y/n: I’ve never eaten as ashitaba before. Id like to try it though

Was that a yes? Should he take it as a yes? Unsure, he scanned the message a few times.

“Oooohhh~ does our ‘ragi have a daaate?~” a sudden teasing voice cooed into his ear. “GODDAMNIT!” Hiragi screamed unexpectedly, instinctively throwing a punch into the white haired boy’s face.

Undeterred, Umemiya laughed. “Hohoho~ so it’s true! Hiragi’s got giiiiirlfriend~” Annoyed, Hiragi clicked his tongue. “We aren’t dating!” He snapped back. Umemiya audibly ‘oop’ed, covering his mouth in mild surprise. “An ex..?” “NEITHER!”

…

“So, you weren’t sure about her feelings, so you asked her out to eat to find out?” Umemiya asked, after Hiragi begrudgingly responded to his pestering to tell him everything there was to know about you.

Hiragi shrugged. “I… guess. It just felt like they were putting distance between us and i guess i just… didn’t want that to happen.”

Umemiya nodded along. “So you like them, right?” This question earned a grunt to leave Hiragi’s chest. “Who knows.” He huffed, standing up to leave the conversation.

“Good luuuck! Charm the pants off ‘er, so i can meet her next time!!”

…

Just by your school gate, Hiragi waited, scrolling on his phone.

Hiragi♡？: im outside ur school. spot me by the gate.

Y/n: YOURE HERE????????? (=ↀΩↀ=)

Seeing no reason to reply further, since you’d be seeing him in person before long, he smiled at the cute emoji you sent, and looked around.

Everyone. Was staring at him.

“I-is that a Furin uniform? Scary!!”

“Let’s walk the other way…”

“What’s he here for? Is he looking for a fight?”

“Should i call the police?”

Shit. It wasn’t exactly common knowledge for neighboring schools to know how the image of Furin has changed over the years. To the outside eye, Furin was still a good for nothing delinquent school who fought anyone and everyone. Maybe meeting you at school was a bad idea.

“Hii~ra~giii~” chimed a cheerful voice, breaking out against the harsh whispers around him. A particular group of girls stared the two of you down with wide, shocked eyes. Based on where you were skipping from and their placement, they looked to be your friends. “Ready?”

Hiragi looked a little uneasy, glancing between you and your very suspicious friends, all gathered and whispering with one another. “Uh… yeah.” He mumbled, looking away.

Side by side, the two of you walked to the restaurant he’d mentioned, all while your chipper chatter filled the silence. Talking about anything, asking him questions, leaving room for breathing space as to not overwhelm the conversation too badly.

You had just a weird way of making him feel… at ease. He thought he didn’t much care for carefree individuals who couldn’t mind their business. That’s how it was with Umemiya at least; but your comforting presence did something to ease any aggression lurking inside him.

Coming up on the restaurant, he pulled open the door expectedly for you. You gave a quiet thanks before entering. “Welcome i—“ the older man called in greeting, only to cut himself off when he was met with an unfamiliar face accompanying one of his most regular customers.

Baffled, the older man starred at you in gaping awe. There was no way in hell Hiragi was bringing someone as fine as you on a date here of all places.

“Quit it with the crazy eyes old man, table for two, please.” Hiragi spoke up after closing the door. While the old man was still taken by shock, he did his best to welcome the two of you in with open arms. Quickly, the two of you were seated, and met with hardy conversation with the cook.

“Well you’ve got to forgive me, but this is just about the most unexpected thing! The Bofurin boys come in here all the time, but it’s unusual for them to bring guests like this! Here, try this to start off! I got a few other things frying up right now, it’ll be ready in just’a sec.”

“That’s so kind of you..! I can’t wait to try it! But before that… Bofurin boys? Like, Furin high school, right?” You seemed to be puzzling little things together. You’ve been in town before, of course, but the only thing readily known about Furin was its notorious reputation; and how it had only in recent years began to change.

“You dont know Bofurin? Oh boy! They’re just about the most helpful bunch o’guys around! Can’t tell ya the number of times Toma here has unloaded a full truck for me on delivery day!” The old man hollered with laughter, slapping Hiragi on the back hard.

After putting in your respective orders, Hiragi sighed in embarrassment. “Sorry if he’s over the top. He means well.“

“No way!” You waved off his apology with a happy grin. “I’m even more interested now. Tell me about Bofurin! The locals seem to know you as a hero or something. Only had four random people call out to you asking if you needed anything. What’s that about?”

And so, Hiragi began unwinding the ever telling story of Furin’s history, how it came to be, and who they were now. The story took you by storm; your eyes glued to him as you watched the dangerous looking boy go on about how it’s important to help the people in his community, subconsciously smiling to himself.

Hiragi was compassionate. Perhaps a little harsh spoken and rough looking, but soft in the ways it counted.

“So cool,” you whispered to yourself, thinking only of the boy in front of you in that moment. “Huh? Yeah, i guess we try acting cool for everyone’s sake.” He chuckled back, earning a hot wave of embarrassment to flow over you. You weren’t about to correct him.

The food was great, full of flavor and home cooked goodness. “This is amazing sir!!” You yelled from your table, comfortable in doing so thanks to being the only three people in the eatery. “Don’t tell him that, it’ll go straight to his head.” Hiragi chuckled again. “My head is a respectable size thank you very much. Here, try these too Y/n!”

Finally after having been stuffed full of food, and sent out with more leftovers than you could carry alone, you were elated.

“Thanks for taking me out today, Hiragi! It was awful kind of Mr Ashitaba to tab our meals!”

Hiragi smiled, proud of his community for showing you such hospitality. “This is pretty normal honestly. I’ll make sure to pay him back next time though.”

Sharing amongst yourself a few more lines of conversation, Hiragi’s thoughts began drifting back to your lukewarm messages lately. Should he bring it up, or just leave it be? Would it be overstepping to insinuate any necessity to your conversations?

“Hiiragi? You there?” You asked, waving a hand in front of his face inquisitively. “Huh? Oh, yeah.” He cleared his throat.

You looked at him for a moment, as if reading his mind. “You can ask whatever it is you’re thinking. I have an answer.” You smiled knowingly.

Maybe you were sharper than he took you for. Finally, he exhaled. “It’s fine, honestly. I’m not upset or anything. I was… just curious. How do i even say it…” he grumbled, unable to find the words he meant. “Why my messages have been so dry recently?” You asked.

Slowly, he nodded, rubbing the back of his neck. “I know it’s not really my place to ask that. We only just met, so it’s not like there’s any obligation or anything.” He cleared the gnawing feeling setting into the conversation, hopeful you remained understanding.

“Honestly… I was worried about bothering you, at first.” You answered. “I didn’t want to annoy you, so I tried holding back just texting you every little thing that crossed my mind… but then, after a day or two, I began feeling like, maybe you weren’t really that interested in me.” You looked away bashful.

“So I asked my school friends what I should do, and they said I shouldn’t message you at all… that if-if you were I-interested in me.. than you would show it… So… ”

Hiragi stopped walking, frozen in place. ‘Interested’, like in a relationship, right? Was he? He probably was, almost positively was. But with the way you were talking… is that something you wanted too?

“Sorry, I guess that kinda sounds like I was testing you… that was wrong of me, wasn’t it?” You looked down.

Hiragi’s heart was beating out of his chest.

“That’s fine,” he spoke calmly, slowly walking to close the distance separating you. He stood close, squeezing the bag straps of leftovers in his opposite hand. “Because of that, I realized how much I really like talking to you. I missed talking to you. And I know now that I want to keep that.” Hiragi slowly raised his free hand, careful in the way he gently brushed a loose strand of hair from your face.

“It’s new, but I think I like you.” He admitted boldly, locking eyes with you. Your face immediately ran hot, surely flush with embarrassment. Hiragi smiled at your cute reaction, and rested his palm on your warm cheek.

You wanted to reply, speak what was on your mind as you usually would… but you felt stunned, having Hiragi so close. You could smell the notes of musk from his cologne, feel the leather material of his jacket, and hear the soft exhales he released in nervous tension.

He made no movements, simply shifting his gaze from looking you in the eyes, to your lips, to examine your face, all to catch you off guard again with such intense eye contact.

He never did really get a good look at you the first time you met. Most of your interactions since then have been over the phone. Now that he could really pay attention to you, and put details to the face he kept imagining for the last few weeks.

Hiragi thought you were beautiful.

“Hiragi…” you would only manage a whisper, hearts racing in mutual tandem.

You gulped, and finally smiled, laying a hand on the back of his own. It was rough, his knuckles were dry and cracked, yet the texture felt comforting as you circled your finger tips over them. “I think I really like you too.”

It was so simple, so little words, that meant so much. He broke out in an uncontrollable smile, shark teeth on full display as his eyes squinted shut. Hiragi surely wasn’t looking for anything like this, a relationship. But he would be damned if he gave you up because of some half assed reason like that.

“I want to take you out again sometime. Soon. How does that sound?”

“Tomorrow?!”

“Well… I might have some free time. Have anywhere in mind?”

“Oh yeah! There’s this movie I’ve been really looking forward to,”

As you went on about planning your next date, Hiragi felt elated basking in your radiance; listening to you talk on about your movie interests, and answering when you asked him about his own opinions. All while helplessly reciprocating the hold on each others hand.

Even when you made it home, your energy felt palpable. Yet, you looked sad. “How will I know you made it home safe?”

He chuckled, patting your head. “I’ll text you when I get home.”

“Can I call you instead?” You asked.

“Sure,” his heart swelled at your borderline clingy nature. With these feelings being so new, he welcomed it. “See you tomorrow.”

Hiragi began to turn, but instinctively, you reached a hand out to grab his shirt. He paused, eyeing you curiously. It was too soon to admit you wanted to kiss him, right? But he seemed to like your straightforwardness, especially when it was tinged in shyness. And with how nervous you were, that’s exactly what you were.

“Can… I call you Toma?” You asked.

He smiled again. “Only if I can return the favor-“

“Absolutely! Please do.” You grinned so wide, grip tightening around his shirt. “Okay then,” you lifted yourself on your tip toes, pulling slightly on the materiel of his shirt, instinctively causing him to bend his knees ever so slightly at your will.

And quickly, you lay a firmly affectionate kiss on the side of his lips, not sure if it was more of his cheek. It was rushed, after all. Embarrassed but satisfied, you pulled back, practically fuming hot air from your ears. “W-well! G-good night Toma! Make it home safe!!” You yelled, quickly rushing for the door and slamming it shut.

Dumbstruck, Hiragi Toma remained on your doorstep, mouth gaping wide open, red as a damn apple. How the hell were you just going to run away from him like that? How was he supposed to react to that? WHAT THE HELL??

With no other way to release this sudden influx of deep emotions, he released a loud closed mouth scream into the palms of his hands. Quick to not make more of a fool of himself, he ran from the scene of the almost murder(his own murder); beet red and heart pounding unbelievably hard.

[cillyscribbles]

i think cats fanfiction allows for great in-character plots some other fandoms may not exactly. i think there should be a cats fic somewhere that goes like this:

• munkustrap walks onto a spot of sunlight coming in through a window and flops on his side. sunbathing time.

• tugger comes over. flops down as well.

• they see a bird. munkustrap chirps. tugger tells him to shut up. munkustrap shuts up. tugger chirps.

• tugger smacks munkustrap for existing too close to him. munkustrap smacks him back. tugger screams until a human comes to pet him into solace. he will never forget this betrayal.

• 10 minutes later, tugger has forgotten this betrayal. tugger deems munkustrap's tail chewable.

• munkustrap smacks him.

• tugger screams.

rinse and repeat.

[b4tracha]

Nicknames You Gave SKZ | OT8 x M! Reader

Three days in a row of posting? School was holding me back, I think!

Based on this post I did earlier this year

Bang Chan- Handsome

Chan is very insecure, and you have been working on that since you noticed it. It was almost your mission to make him believe you. One day, he called you while on a music video set. The only thing you could say was, “Handsome.” He almost hung up on you as he beamed and hid his face, denying your claims. Of course, you were going to keep calling him that.

Lee Know- Pudding

If you know Minho, you know he loves pudding more than anything. He took you to Japan for a vacation, and as soon as the plane landed, you found the closest convenience store. He bought no less than 10 cups of pudding while you watched with concern. It had to be an addiction at this point. However, you are what you eat, so he is now your pudding.

Changbin- Bun

Changbin is a pigbunny and was born during the year of the rabbit. It was bound for him to have a bunny-themed name. Well, it didn’t start as a bunny name. It began as honeybun, but you slowly shortened it to bun. It seemed to fit him more with his chewable bun-like cheeks and bunny antics.

Hyunjin- Dear

You were watching a drama, and someone called their significant other the name. It inspired you to say the same. It held so much weight and was beautiful to you, just like Hyunjin. Sometimes, you will remix it by saying “my dear” or “my dearest” or using synonyms for dear, but Hyunjin loves it best when you just say Dear.

HAN- Sugar

The heart-shaped smile he gave you when you called him sugar for the first time will forever be ingrained in your mind. If he calls you honey, you have to keep the theme. Jisung is very sweet; sometimes, it just makes you want to eat him. Let Jisung tell the story, and he’ll say you have tried several times even though it was biting his cheeks.

Felix- Pixie

People say Felix was always a fairy, but you think Pixie fits him best. It’s close to the nickname Lixie, and Pixies tend to be more mischievous than fairies. Felix may pretend to be an angel, but he can be really naughty sometimes and pretend he has no idea what you are talking about. Although, that is also what you loved about him.

Seungmin- Princess

Seungmin did not expect calling you a spoiled prince who always does anything to get what he wants would turn into this. However, he should have known when that cheeky grin slowly appeared on your face. Him? A princess? He could only huff while struggling with his smile and pink cheeks. Maybe he liked being your princess a little.

I.N- Babe

Like I said before, Jeongin doesn’t care for pet names. He would prefer the average Innie that most people call him. However, he doesn’t mind when you call him babe or baby. He is baby bread to stays and his members, but he was just your baby, which was special enough for him.

[blood-smiles]

i only discovered your blog like, 10 mins ago ( tysm briar for your milkshake<33 divided by nations, united by male hucows w lots of milk )

BUT!!

HOW DARE YOU DO THIS!?! 🫵🏽😠 HOW COULD YOU GIVE ALL YOUR OCS SUCH PRETTY , TINY , CINCHED WAISTS AND BROAD SHOULDERS W/O GIVING US THE ABILITY TO HOLD THEM!?!! 🫵🏽😠‼️‼️‼️‼️

I AM DEF NOT FORCING THEM INTO CORSETS AND RUNNING MY HANDS ALL OVER THEIR WAISTS, NU-UH! ( what's the corset colour that you think each oc will choose? ⁽⁠⁽⁠ଘ⁠(⁠ ⁠ˊ⁠ᵕ⁠ˋ⁠ ⁠)⁠ଓ⁠⁾⁠⁾‼️💌🍓🎀🌷💕 )

( p.s. i only know of briar , the angel , the doll n the laywer :twiddle thumbs: but i am gonna have a field day REBLOGGING to my other blog (flowerarousal) <333 !! )

MUAHAHHAH!!!!! I’m slowly recruiting myself a nation of freaks.. it’s all going according to plan

Okay but like jokes aside.. I just in general love pretty waists, it’s would be such a sad thing to see small waists get forgotten by the world… I may or not draw my favorite losers in corsets now.. ITS YOUR FAULT 🫵 you put that thought in my head and now I am forced to draw them.. ueeehhehuhhheehh

I’m like 100% that all of my guys love getting groped like farmer’s market fruit, I’m not sure if anyone has really noticed but in most of my works I emphasize the reader hugging/touching their waists more than other writers. My ocs are really just a recollection of touch starved sluts 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

MORE DOWN BELOOOW!!

COLORS!! COLORS!!!

I have too damn many oc’s so I will just list a few of the first ones that appear in my mind!!

It would be wrong for me to say that Yuuto wouldn’t wear a black corset with metal accents or sum, like it’s such a nice contrast like come awn..

ALEJANDRO!!! my man… his main color is definitely red, like he looks so chewable in scarlet, like spread those cheeks bih..

ANGELOOOOOO.. Stupid slut doll 😒 I have such a love-hate relationship with him it’s actually crazy, like he needs to get out of my head, I am actually banning him from leasing with my head. Anywayz. He would wear white.

Briar does NOOT fit in anything at all, but if he did it would evil of me not to say that his corset would be a navy blue, just like his beautiful himbo eyes 🫶

Lucien the whore angel. Cheesus. I would say white but Angelo already is wearing white so I would go with a yellow ish ivory, which is basically white but yellowed. Yep.

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Flappy Happy will not be re-stocking several of our chews that we have on our site, and they are also no longer available individually on our site. In order to try and move these, we are offering them in mystery bundles at heavily discounted rates.

In these chewable bundles, it'll be a complete surprise what you get! And the value that you receive is guaranteed to be at least double what you paid, with a minimum amount of chews you receive as well! 

A small bundle is guaranteed at least 3 chews. 

A medium bundle is guaranteed at least 5 chews. 

A large bundle is guaranteed at least 7 chews. 

An extra large is guaranteed at least 10. 

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