#100+ only

[little-ghostgirl-31]

I FOUND PEACE IN DROWNING

Jason grace x y/n

Warnings : 100 yo+ , level 9999999999+ spicy level 🥵🌶️ not for the non sigma

Jason walked into the room, he was wearing his usual twink wear; black skinny jeans that were so tight that they actually cut off circulation to your legs for a good 7 hours, and a crop top that made sure you could see his rock hard 21 pack. He ran his hair through his short blonde hair, popping one of his legs and putting his left hand on his hip, making sure he looked extremely zesty.

“ DID YOU TASTE THE NEW STARBUCKS DRINK. ITS UNICORN FLAVOURED “ Jason said, making sure his voice was as high as humanly possible, just for the effect of making sure you know he’s ‘not gay’

“ no not yet… “ y/n said, raising on of their eyes brows at Jason. What the fuck was in that drink to make him sound so bad, and to scream at the top of his lungs. “ I don’t know if I want to either…your acting funny” y/n said continue to their sentence.

“ ITS REALLY FUCKING GOOD “ Jason said, taking off his lightning McQueen glasses and rubbing them on his shirt. Is this mother fucking man wearing lightning McQueen Birkenstocks?… WITH SOCKS!?!? Oh hell no. That’s not fucking Jason. No way in hell would Jason get caught dead wearing Birkenstocks. What the fuck happened to y/n’s boyfriend?!

You looked at Jason. Trying to figure out what was going on. “ uh, Jason…? “ you said, scooting away from this…thing. Something wasn’t right here. Jason was supposed to be on a quest,,, that’s not-…how-? Y/n, knowing they did not take SHIT, immediately grabbed their dagger.

‘ Jason ‘ not realising what was going on walked closer to you, ‘glitching’ slightly. “ John pork eye of rah Tiktok Blue tie kid is not eye of rah fanum tax 😂😂😂😂 Kai cenat is not gigachad diddy party Boom boom boom quandale dingle Quandale dingle thinks he locked in alien quandale dingle Locked in alien when I let mango mango mango mango is not locked in alien ive played these games before ishowspeed “ Jason said, his head twitching as he started crawling up the walls on all fours.

And this is where we bring out the big guns, literally. You took the shotgun off the wall and shot that wanna be spider ass thing down.

‘ Jason ‘ payed in the flor, his body turning into something else as green goo spilled out. Of course it wasn’t Jason. It was no other than your crazy ex Fortnite boyfriend ‘ Oi larva thinks he freddy fazbear let him cook now quandale is W freaky mog ’

“ please…I just want to be with you… “ Oi larva thinks he freddy fazbear let him cook now quandale is W freaky mog said pleading as he slowly withered away, looking up to you

“ BITCH WHAT THE FUCK “ you said, stomping him before walking away from that thing 💀💀💀

Next chapter ->

[bruciemilf]

Bruce truly hates magic with every pump and beat of his heart.

What kinda curse is Slang, anyway?

“This is the best day of my life.”

“Bro really thought he ate with that.” Bruce physically feels a full body shiver, charged with nausea and cringe. “This is level 10 cringe. Can’t have shit in Gotham.”

Dick is his earth bound angel, but he laughs like a demon at him, holding onto Jason for support, pledging his eternal loyalty to Zatana and her pettiness.

—

“Hey, old bat, hook me up with an adrenaline shot.”

What he wants to say is Jay, do not try and fight with 6 bullets in your stomach.

What comes out instead, through Bruce’s grit teeth and intense, fierce glaring, “Not you trying to go back to your corpse era. See how I only took 2 shots? Very demure. Very mindful.”

Jason passes out from blood loss, but mostly laughter.

—

“Chat, is this real?”

Stephanie barely bites back a full belly cackle. “I think he just asked us if we copied.”

“I wish I was Jason, 15.”

—

“This is not a slay environment. Killing is flop behavior.” He keeps his eyes shut and buries his face in his hands. Trying to convince Damian not to stab someone doesn’t seem to work.

Damian gives him a pat like he’s a pitiful cat. “I’ll only stab the non lethal areas.”

“God, I wish that were me.”

[astronomical-bagel]

[self-loving-vampire]

Problem #1 regarding child abuse is that a lot of people seem to struggle to imagine normal, respectable-looking parents and other authority figures ever doing it despite the statistics so instead they do the stranger danger panic and completely overlook some of the greatest threats.

Problem #2 is that even when people understand, even if in an abstract way, that parents can be abusive they just... don't seem to actually register that as something that can apply to real life. It's just hypothetical to them and doesn't actually guide their ideas of how to prevent child abuse.

Problem #3 is that even after overcoming the above biases a lot of people have a very narrow image of what abusive parenting is where they imagine like... people doing violent things basically out of sadism and without provocation. They don't seem to think it's "real" abuse if the victim did something that "justifies" punitive violence, like disobeying the parents.

In fact, most people think parents have a right to do a whole lot of awful things to their children beyond just hitting them, like violating their privacy, controlling their access to information, and deciding what/when/if they eat, among other things.

[eyeofnewtblog]

Things that happen at work:

Spanish speaking customer: *comes up to the counter asking for front brake pads and sparks plugs*

Me, in English: Yeah, no problem! Ano? Marca? *get his car year, make and model plugged in, go find his parts, bring them to him*

Spanish speaking customer: *as he inspects the parts, starts in on some story about his mechanic and the brakes that involves a bit more cussing than most guys usually use*

Me, having to waive him off: Sir, um, no comprende? Un momentito por favor. *pulls up google translate, types out “the only Spanish I speak is car parts and the bad words”*

Spanish speaking customer:*straight up cackles, pats me on the back, pays, and leaves*

Bilingual customer: *steps up to the counter, sees my google translate still up on the screen, also cackles* Oh, nice! That’s adorable!

[egophiliac]

GET LOVED, IDIOT

GET LOVED SO HARD YOUR KIDS HOLD HANDS AND POWER-OF-LOVE YOU BACK TO LIFE

sorry guys, this is just my brain now. this is going to be the only thing I think about for the next week at least.

oh and also this

FIVE YEARS IN AND IT'S FINALLY CANON 🎉🎉🎉

WE DID IT

[solshii]

both sqqs use their fans asian-mom-slipper-style

also shang qinghua totally dodged that via tripping

[xxplastic-cubexx]

i am beyond serious

bonus:

[anyataylorjoys]

JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH 1996, dir. Henry Selick

[peach-moths]

i dont think i ever shared this here???

anyway i think about the ancient hero aspect from totk a lot

[aperturerecord]

Hello everyone. I have finally finished my crochet tapestry that took 7 months and spanned 1 stressful move, 1 new job, and like 4-5 depressive episodes. So now I’m going to bother everybody about it for like a while.

[eighteenthofoctober]

When your Dad's boyfriend cheats on him with... Santa Claus!?

Merry Christmas Ace Attorney nation!!!!

[shripscapi]

trapped forever

[cloudfishcg]

that man 📈📈📈📈

[hollis-art]

they can be best friends. they can be lovers. whatever they are, i am rooting for them