#6:30-7

[egophiliac]

bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word

I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.

(I'm sorry)

[cthulhum]

merlin was just a boy by the way. he was just a boy and all of that happened to him. just so u know.

[couriers-mile]

I enjoy the implication in Origins that Zevran isn't a very good fighter when we meet him and then after Origins he was utterly terrorizing the Crows. All the levels he gained in the Warden's party actually made him a canonically, significantly more dangerous fighter than he was when the Warden met him.

[jabberwockprince]

procrastinated on art to finish this, the chronological timeline of the main chapters of the 1.X series. i made this for r99 OC purposes but found out interesting things on the way, either way it was fun!

im planning to continue but the transcript for 2.1 isn't done yet so its very difficult to date both 2.0 and 2.1 as a result. especially since 1.2 ALLEGEDLY has to fit somewhere in there, three events BEFORE 2.2 starts in november

i'll add anecdotes, character events and other things that can be dated within the timeline later on, as soon as i can figure out what to do with 2.0/2.1!

[meetmeinhellcroutons]

That was different, I was at a Knicks game and they needed to stop the clock.

[sorrelpaws]

GOTTA KEEP THOSE RECEIPTS, DAWG

[biasomnia]

♤ Egg Son Birthday ♤

My beloved son with at least one learning disability I love you and will force Crowley to improve the NRC accommodations

~Edit breakdown below the cut~

[willowwtrees]

magma / whiteboard doodles

[coquelicoq]

if we assume that each of the three pillars comes exactly three times for a total of nine times, and we know that the 7th time it was the 40-year guardian, and if we assume that was her final visit and the last two visits will be split between the 30-year guardian and the 8-year guardian, we can calculate how long ago the miharu family made that deal: (40x3)+(30x2)+(8x2)=196 years. 196 years ago it was 1828, but i think this is supposed to be set in the 1980s or 90s, so call it the late 1700s. that's the kind of thing matoba as the head of the matoba clan has to concern himself with - deals with youkai made by people 200 years ago from families that don't even exist anymore. it's an interesting contrast to the thing he says to natsume at the end of this arc, about the 9th visit, which is 30 years away, being someone else's problem. he's embroiled in the past but doesn't even think he'll get to have a future.

[slime-sandwhich-nom]

Since I'm crazy I wanted to know how technically old the Wattersons siblings are if they actually grew like the real animals

I didn't actually count Darwin because like. Not only his case is him literally going through evolution but also I can't understand how to calculate the age of a goldfish

[pseudophan]

do you know the exact time you were born?

at some point between 6:25 and 6:35am, my mum always said it was at exactly 6:30 but i just asked her to make sure and suddenly apparently it's not that exact 🙄

[ledzeppelinmixtape]

wish house was a real doctor so i could be his mystery insomniac patient and after giving me horse tranquilizers and still not falling asleep he just hits me in the head with his cane and im out like a light

[eldritchamy]

I'll tell you what I want what I really really want

I wanna- (my adhd interrupts me with a new idea) I wanna- (my adhd interrupts me with a new idea) I wanna- (my adhd interrupts me with a new idea) I wanna- (my adhd interrupts me with a new idea)

[ccliffjumperr]

oh ok 📺

[10001gecs]

my new job is cute and i generally like the hours but it does make it genuinely impossible to work out