#AHAHAHAH (affectionately)

[angeltism]

rot.ary di.al the aqua bpder song ever

[josvinyl]

I GOT MY 1.5 X 1.5 PIC TAKEN SA PHOTOLINE KANINA TAPOS SHUTAAAAAA YUNG FLASH 😭😭😭😭😭😭 IT MADE MY FACE LOOK SO PAHSHAHAHAHA IT MADE MY FACE LOOK SO WHITE COMPARED TO MY NECK AND ITS KILLING ME

IM IN TEARS AKDJSKAHSHAHA

Dont ask me why i didnt request them to retake it I DID uhmm hehe one time (bc my hair weren't where they should be) but my shyness took over the next shot so HAHAHAHAHAHAH eedit ko nalang pls ill paprint tom otw to the review school 😭😭😭 its not that bad its not that bad (repeat until true)

And dress fitting!!

I cannot choose which color i like better but hsjdhsha (no body mirror in this haus so im comparing my skin tone to the dress instead hehe...we really need to get one tho hmm but we did try it on in the fitting room kanina) my sister likes the paler oneeee my mother alsoooo kaso idk if the dresscode will permit it cuz the dress needs to be shorter than the toga so Ill see after the toga fitting WAAAHHH

But personally i really dk 😭 send help lmao i think my sister pretty much did all the decision making today for the dresses (esp cuz i didnt have my glasses on and everything was a blur and its kinda...ewan ko ANDAMING COLORS it made me dizzy)

Grabe forever grateful for my sister's fondness for dolling me up 😭😭😭 my only role today was to keep us all three together kasi my companions keep going the opposite directions and im stuck in the middle HAHAHA i always end up having to fetch the other from a diff section (one is distracted w her phone, the other walks fast HAHAHAHAHAH it was CHAOTIC)

Okay but first ☝️ we're going up the stage tomorrow (practice) and i hope i dont trip ☝️ IM PRETTY EXCITED but also rlly nervous but IM EXCITED

ANDAMING NANYAYARI PSHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA its a busy week buuuuttttt im having so much fun !!! So its fine hehe

[2-dsimp]

Ironic that Xavier’s love language is physical touch but he’s a fucking poltergeist. Ahahahah 😂😂😂

- 💎 anon

『Featuring your yandere Poltergeist being a needy jerk』

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The irony is real XD.

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Since Xavier’s a deadman deep down he truly does miss the feeling of being able to actually get that humane feel of closeness.

Which is why the ghost is a groping opportunist. Meaning that whenever you pass by him or vice versa he’ll manhandle you into his arms. And give you a groping tax, which is just a dumb excuse to fully cash in his urge to be affectionate. By squeezing and caressing at any part of you until he’s satisfied. Being able to touch you actually helps Xavier to ground himself to reality. Since he still cannot fathom how he’s no longer fully present in the physical world.

When the Poltergeist isn’t terrorizing you, often times he’ll hover over the bed only to faceplant right into your chest. Smothering you underneath his body weight like an weighted blanket. And If you bother to complain he’ll snort and harshly pinch your ass relentlessly until you’re squealing for mercy.

“Just Shuddap and let me cuddle you, obviously you’ve got nothing better to do toots.”

Xavier huffs, meanwhile you’re in the middle of doing a work assignment of which you’ve procrastinated for days on.

[fallendemon6000]

YES, IT'S MY "PHONE"

A: "Ahahahah...oh my god...I remember that night very well."

Crowley's eyes rested on the corner, it was a different look than usual, more...sweet.

A: "What?"

C: "I'm a very lucky demon to have an angel like you in my life."

A: "Oh, Crowley...mh"

Aziraphale came closer to kiss him and Crowley took advantage of the situation to get him on top of him, starting to exchange very affectionate kisses.

A: "Crowley..."

C: "...yes?"

A: "Please, tell me that what I feel under me is your phone."

C: "Not exactly."

A: "Do you want me to get up?"

C: "No, I don't want to. I like the feeling."

[princesstarfire1234]

Mnemosurgeon Spinister

I haven't rambled on about the Scavs here in a bit but this one's kind of been on the backburner of my brain for a while now, just the concept of it really intrigues me

Imagine, if you will, big bulky and a little bit slow Spinister being a mnemosurgeon, having little needles poke out of his fingertips and being granted access to people's memories, all fascinated by his own hands because of what they can do

Now imagine that same Spinister being a bit more well-spoken way way back then but struggling to find companionship or a sense of purpose and whatnot, imagine him jabbing needles into his own processor simply to understand himself, or being fed up with the lack of all that social and affectionate stuff that his function offers (most bots are frightened by mnemosurgeons and the mere concept of mnemosurgery, most of the surgeons themselves die young), so he begins doing mnemosurgery on himself

He sits in his dimlit quarters at the late hours of the night and sifts through memories, removing failed attempts at conversations, awkward meetings, just in general some memories he could live without. He does this over and over and over and no one ever stops him, no one knows to, no one cares to. Until eventually, his mind has sort of regressed, his processor not being built to take that much manual alteration and he's left with a hollow version of himself, staring aimlessly at his own fingers and saying things that make bots swear he's the stupidest being in the universe

Yeah the thought made me sad ahahahah, UNTIL... until.... brain went to SpinKrok and I was like OHHHHhhh...

Despite Spinister's everything, he remains great at his job. It's all muscle memory at this point, can't take that away from him. So one cycle, he's out and about by himself as usual until through some circumstances idkkk he meets Krok. Spin likes Krok, he's probably one of the first bots who's held a conversation that long with him in a while and he finds himself smiling at the thought of the mech. Later on, he heads back to his quarters, about to resume his usual routine of deleting tidbits he didnt want to remember of that day and he finds that... huh... he doesnt want to delete any of it. So he remembers. He remembers Krok until they meet up again.

[chromotps]

uhhh thoughts on alabasta ratman sleep-deprived and weed fueled ace vs peak chad energy fuckboy prime wano ace?? like which one do you prefer, do you have any thoughts if he’d treat/think of luffy any different? in these two periods of his life?

(also ugh I adore both and there’s something special about alabasta ace who went after luffy to drum island, made sure everyone knew he would be waiting for luffy in alabasta, then went and sat there for 10 days with no other purpose but to wait for luffy. bc he just wanted to see him so so much. brocon alabasta ace is uhhhgggghh insane vibes but. there’s also something about wano graciously giving everyone big tits and a healthy layer of fat tissue on top of all that muscle. also the fact that portgas d “i hate when little children follow me around” ace willingly befriended and took care of tama. also promised her the same thing he promised luffy. idkidkidk I just like to think luffy was on ace’s mind 90% of the time, wherever he went, and he often just thought about him bc a lot of thinks reminded him of luffy. like things luffy would like, things he’d like to eat, things he’d find funny etc)

I thought this would be easy to answer but then I had like a whole essay typed up in my head. so. thank you for this ask, I have a lot of feelings about it apparently. 😂😂

they really do feel like 2 different characters, maybe bc Oda was still firming up the details of marineford/wano when Ace first appeared in alabasta? In any case it's always fun seeing which "version" of him fans lean into in fanart/fic/headcanons hahaha. like do they make him more scrungly and sleazy (but maybe also secretly doting)? you got yourself a greasy Ace fan. do they make him all upstanding and softly affectionate and soulful? wano ace wano ace wano ace

(a lot more rambling from here)

I have to admit...... and I'm ashamed to say it............... but I was only half-aware of Ace in Alabasta—like at that point, he was just another "wacky cool shounen guy" to me. It took Marineford breaking my brain down to its component parts and rearranging them for my full Ace brainrot to set in, and at that point he was closer to Ethereal Fridged Wife wano Ace, so I'd probably go with that one? God I do need to rewatch Alabasta tho, I feel like it'd be such a trip of fawning over greasy ratman Ace this time around ahahahah

I think it took until Marineford for me to really latch onto Ace bc it was outwardly like: Alabasta Ace: I'm cool Marineford Ace: I'm cool [ironic][hiding INTENSE self-worth issues]

I agree with everything you said though... I love wrinkly, wrung-out-to-dry Alabasta Ace and his devil-may-care coolness. His vibes of being just a bit more of a rebel than any of the Strawhats even, the thing that makes people cast him as a guitarist or artist in modern AUs. that fuckin,,,,, crouch/perching thing he does,,,, The WAITING... he's so understated with his devotion, like, this panel??

he's trying to be so cool and older brother-y but really he just wants his little brother to visit him sometimes!!! he waited for luffy for 10 days when he's been prioritizing this mission over everything else, even being with his other found-family crew, and I just!!! sigh

"any thoughts if he’d treat/think of luffy any different" I so agree that Wano Ace is pre-Whitebeard Ace, meaning that even though he's presenting himself as independent and a leader/captain, there's a part of him that's still very angry and searching for acceptance. And yesss, bc of that he was probably holding his memories of Luffy so close all the time, seeing his brother who loves him in the innocent, trusting kid he helps, and unable to stop bragging about his brave little brother to the brash, impressive club-weilding guy he runs into.

meanwhile I feel like Alabasta Ace is actually more mellowed-out in his feelings toward Luffy, in a way? like idk, maybe—I might be completely off—but he's more secure in himself and his attachment to Luffy... or at least he tells himself he is. I just feel like that explains why he's shown to be so openly brag-y about Luffy in his Wano days, but seems way more laidback in Alabasta, haha (but the brocon devotion is still there, just better-hidden, lmaoooo) (and it gets ripped to the forefront during Marineford—he's forced to confront all that fear and attachment when he sees Luffy hurtling through the air toward him AH)

god tho. wano ace. wano ace and this gif

the things. the things i want to do to this man. the morals i would abandon. unspeakable.

and this???? him??????????????? sunkissed angel backlit like the once-in-a-lifetime love interest in a twee indie film???

yeah I... in summary, I feel like I have 60/40 preference for Wano Ace over Alabasta Ace, but really it's that mix of all those qualities that I like to bring in when i can.

(my secret third answer is Marineford Ace. the blorbo who started it all, lmao)

[eru-vande]

hiiiii it wasn't my post but i think i can say don't be nervous adding on posts we all love reading other people's thoughts on here 💓 and since you said that was your first bts interaction on this site, i'm here to quickly add a second one! so, an ask!! pls tell me who is your bias and why is he your bias and also what is your fave song (or several) by him 👀

Ahhh thank you so much 💖😭🤧 I'm relatively new to the fandom and sometimes it feels like my opinion is not that important (as far as one opinion can be huh) cause of that, so I'm always a bit scared of adding something to the posts 😅

Oooooohhh my bias and WHY?

Why my bias is HOSEOK and WHY?

That's some kind of Hoseok magic I guess ahahahah

No, actually, I think I love him so much because I'm convinced that my bff and him are the same f person. They share one brain. It's actually sometimes scary, cause they use the same sentences and share the same thoughts on a number of things (they even share the f playlist lmao Hobi stole all of her fave musicians😂)

I really love his vibe. He's, in a very good and fascinating way, a crazy almost like demented vibe 😂 He has the asylum vibes and I love the hell out of it 🔥

When my bff and I had a "Megabias" concept, which included Jin, Hobi and Jimin, my army friend who had a few attempts at turning me into BTS and EXO fan in the 2016-17 (attempts failed due my hyperfixsation on different bands and genre) said to me that she doesn't really like Jin cause "he's an idiot derogatory" and I went YES HE IS AN IDIOT affectionate AND I'M ONLY INTO IDIOTS affectionate PEOPLE CAUSE THE HELL SHOULD I HAVE A NORMAL ONE WHEN I CAN HAVE AN IDIOT ONE?

I mean, she's Yoongi biased so she's delulu about him not being an idiot affectionate 😂

They are all relatively idiots 😂 I guess that was the magnet for me at first

Like my first bias was Jimin, and when we were talking about our Megabias (again, Jin, Hobi and Jimin) I always referred to them as the "clown line of BTS" cause, well, it's truth? 😂

Now, we abandoned the Megabias concept cause the more we into them the less is the 'gap' between our love to any of the members. Like at the beginning I even could make a list from my most fave to my least fave member, now I would not be able to do that, except for knowing that Hoseok is my ultimate bias in the kpop industry 😂

So yeahhggg Hoseok it is 💜🥹

But let's not forget I'm a totally an ot7 by heart and soul 🥹💜 I really wanna buy their albums cause I only have JITB, Layover and Face rn but I'm literally broke and jobless rn to be able to buy Indigo, DDay, Golden and Austronaut 😭😭😭 I need all of them for my mental health

[mrfilippa]

Get to know you meme

Thank you @ma-chi1993 , preparati ora per cringiare muahahaha

Warning: all the ships here are crosships, if don't like, don't interact

I am a crosshipper muahahha

Three Ships

(Oh jeez I am so embarrassed ahahahah, I will put the fandom instead of the character's name)

Punch Out x Hetalia : I AM OBSESSED since 2021 and I still don't know how they work lol they are too complex for my silly mind. Also it has an rivalry with a TF2 x Hetalia ship (it's the same hetalia character but contented)

Hetalia X MLP : I need the crucifixion by the Legion but it's a ship that I have since high school and I am pretty affectionate to them. Too bad it's one sided and after some time it became a friendship;-;

Not anymore, but I had an obscure one sided TF2 x Winx club, thank goodness it's now more a silly brotp/friendship. Also in the same period, I had a JJBA x Winx Club sorta of ship, but very superficial, nothing serious

First ship

I had two rival ships back in my childhood: Luigi x Fluttershy vs Kururu x Fluttershy.

Sorry Discord Ó⁠╭⁠╮⁠Ò

The first one, as far as I remember, it was more chill, the second one was more edgy and one sided lol.

Last Movie

Sonic 3!!!!

Last Song

Mio Honda & Crush 40 - step X i am... all of me

Currently Reading

Luther Blissett - Q

Currently Watching

Onegai My Melody

Currently Eating

Eating everything I see

Currently Craving

Cannelloni

Tagging

Every brave person who read everything without imploding, I am proud of u

[murasaki-cha]

I had a fic idea... But I need a little help with it. Cale's so hard to write ahahahah. So Kim Rok Soo had an older sister figure back in his high school days that died during the whole monster thing. She always made him home cooked food bc this boy was so skinny she was honestly worried he'd drop dead if she wasn't looking. She wasn't the most reliable, but she did give Rok Soo a lot of head pats and shoulder pats to show affection. Anyway, fast forward to TcF and he meets her in the Rain City slums, turns out she's an elementalist, and proceeds to take her with him bc free spies! That's where the misunderstandings start. Everybody thinks they're a couple but they're just besties, Cale's unusually affectionate towards her cause he owes her a lot. While she's always gushing about him cause he's some so far than the passed out anemic heep she found during freshman year.

Yeah uh... I need extra opinions on this plz I've never written a fic before- 🥲

THIS IS AMAZING!! I love the cute sibling relationship! Just continued with this idea because I have nothing else to suggest it's great already

And please when you publish it please don't forget to tag me because I want to read it so bad!

[tierra-paldeana]

💕 get cheek smooched by a ( very ) shy pear boy

Send me 💕 to give my muse a kiss!

☠🌏– Well, this is definitely new. They had hugged and snuggled up together before, and she had definitely kissed his cheek ( with his permission ) on more than one ocassion, always getting to see a pretty embarrassed and flustered expression on Grusha afterward. Heck, sometimes they even held hands while strolling together, whether because Grusha didn't want her to slip on ice, or just because they wanted to. But having Grusha kiss her? That was new, for sure, and at first she struggles to believe that just happened, just like that.

But... she doesn't object obviously. The kiss on her cheek travels down to her chest and she can feel herself warming up inside, an excited smile rising on her face as she chuckles.

''Nahaha! Ahahahah, heheh~... Didn't know ya had it in ya to give me a kiss on the cheek, Grushgrush!''

She's so happy and her stomach feels so funny she gives him an affectionate bunt followed by a cheek kiss of her own. She can feel the cute aggression rising in her but she decides to hold herself, simply holding his hand for now.

[docholligay]

Ep 8: Bullet Points

Hello! This is about up to Episode 7 of Yellowjackets, and ONLY episode 7 of Yellowjackets. I have not seen beyond the seventh episode, at all, and know NOTHING about this show. Please do not spoil it for me.  Things that are spoilery in nature, for me, include: saying things like  “Just wait!!” confirming or denying anything I put forward, outside information about the cast interviews or creator statements, leading questions like “Do you think “blank moment” means anything?” etc. Remember  that Y’ALL HAVE SEEN THE SHOW AND I HAVE NOT. This informs the way you  talk about things relating to the show. Just be really careful is all  I’m asking. Also: If there is LITERALLY any stance I  could take on this show or character that would make you upset, please  just fucking block the tag

If you WOULD like to discuss the show and my takes on it, the Discord is right here! I don’t go there, so it’s a great place to get every emotion out.

Please thank @sailorsunspot and @moonlight-frittata for backing this odd way of doing a liveblog, and remember my tip jar is always open

How are they all so bad at reading a pulse? 

Also it’s about the narrative drama, but it’s a really bad idea to have a funeral pyre in the middle of the forest. Though I doubt Tai really cared at that point. The fire can go fast enough you can’t escape it, in the right conditions. 

I love that Jeff bought her a fancy Saks dress! I think that’s very cute. I’m a little continually annoyed with Shauna’s inability to accept kindness from Jeff, and be kind to him in return. Cool, you are not in love romantically anymore, it happens, but you can be kind to each other? You can be affectionate? 

I knew Ben was gay! I knew it! 

Those lanterns are so obviously LED and not kerosene ahahahah the color is completely wrong and also when the one gal lays it on its side she would have set the fucking woods on fire no one in this show has listened to Smokey the Bear. 

WILD ASS GUESS HERE PLEASE DON’T TELL ME: Van is alive and Tai is going to cheat with her, that’s why we have the whole conversation about how stable relationships are boring I guess and you’re supposed to have teenage hormones forever. 

On that note, I think Tai should leave instead of Sammy and Simone? Go to a hotel girl. 

So Jeff is the blackmailer? OR Jeff and Callie, if the guy hadn’t been, well, a guy, I would have said Callie. Both of them are close enough to her to know the code, or Callie could look up how to break it. I bet it’s not even that hard. 

Truthfully: I am a little disappointed that it turns out to be fairly undeniably supernatural. It can all be forgiven if they also have a comedown plan for it. WHy would it ever let them escape? Why did it take them in the first place? Now it’s got a whole lot of different things it needs to deal with, and I hope it’s got the chops. 

[stokesy55]

Headcanon, that in the Jimmy saves VK from being immolated AU (we need to find a shorter name 🤣), VK is just 18 right, and he's very shy and reserved because of his upbringing. So headcanon that Jimmy and Ali love to be flirty and forward with VK, loving how the young omega blushes and stutters even with something as chaste as a kiss to his cheek. His late husband was never openly affectionate or flirtatious with him, nor did he ever have a boyfriend/girlfriend before. Cue Jimmy casually using outrageous, hilarious, NSFW pick-up lines on VK, like "Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them!" Or "Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine." xD 🤣🤣🤣 And poor VK hiding his face and running out of the room because that's how much he's blushing. Jimmy keeps getting touchy with VK too, every time he finds him bent over sweeping the floor, he smacks or squeezes his bum, smirking, and VK is so flustered, he almost hits Jim with the broom to get him to stop. What does Ali do lol? 🤣

Awww that's so cute - ahahahah I love it, Graeme so gives Jimmy some of those lines to try :P

Ali would try and save VK's blushes, saying that if Jimmy carries on VK will actually hit him with that broom and he'll only have himself to blame, teases Jimmy as much as he tries to tease VK. He'd also make sure Jimmy never too it too far (ofc he wouldn't) and that VK knew it was only light teasing and joking and that Jimmy would never make him do anything he didn't want to.

He also totally teaches VK some things to say in response to Jimmy's bad pick up lines xD

[rrxnjun]

it is pretty late so my mind i not fully working but bar D: every time u post something i'm just reminded how much i love reading still like i haven't stayed up this late to read something since like i was in sixth grade;-; i loved the whole story and plot and everything D: like i just possibly felt most of the emotions that a human can feel during reading this istg just so funny at the start and just getting more and more "serious" like the whole truth or dare part i was sitting like😧🫢 and the ending was just the cutest ever;-; so thank u for writing these amazing pieces every time;-;

AND BECAUSE I GOT TO IMMERSED IN THE STORY i don't think i counted it right so💔 like i counted 9 with not knowing how the haknyeon convo counts but i'm probably off by a bit still at first i could pay attention to it but u just had to be a great writer and have me just forget about it smhsmh/j

and a bit of a live reaction till i could if u are interested lmao: I WAS JUST IMMEDIATELY LAUGHING THAT TOILET PAPER PART I FELT THAT SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT and poor main character with the bad haircut i felt the too short bangs💔💔 BUT OH BOY I WANTED TO HIT HAECHAN SO BAD AT THAT PART (affectionately kindalmao) AND GETTING POOR MAIN CHARACTER TO DRIVE HIM AROUND HAS HE ACTUALLY MEVER HEARD OF GAS PRICES IN THIS ECONOMIC like i love how he wants to hang out with the mc but can't believe it's on the expense of her gas money💔WHEN I READ THE WORD HON JUST KNOW I LAUGHED!! THE DESCRIPTION OF HAECHAN IM CRYING HE IS SO;-;-;;-;-;-;-;-;-; KICKING MY FEET GIGGLING THINKING ABOUT HEACHAN LEARNING HOW TO DRIVE LIKE THAT WHOLE PART JUST PURE JOY!!! THE KIM SUNWOO SHADE STILL TAKES ME OUT GIRLY LIKE IN NO WORLD IS THAT TRUE BUT WHATEVER WORKS FOR THE PLOT IGIG😭 PLS THE TRUTH OR DARE PART POOR HYUCK TOOK AN L BRO POOR LIL DUDE (liebestraum anon sorry not sorry for the long ask again hope u don't mind)

HOW LATE DID YOU STAY UP FOR THIS BC WHEN I WENT TO SLEEP IT WAS 1AM AND THIS WASNT HERE. TT hhhh thank you so much for reading (as always, i really really appreciate it and you as a human being)) AAAH the truth or dare part was what i originally had first written for the whole series,, like months before blondes are done with fun and everything :,)) i had to edit the scene a bit because it didnt fit the vibe that much but you can definitely see it has more of a tense atmosphere bc the fic was originally supposed to be e2l but i changed my mind :p THANK YOU SM AGAIN!!

STOP YOU REALLY COUNTED IT I LOVE YOU AHAHAHAH and you were right *sigh* here is your prize its the only thing i can afford rn BUT THE WAY YOU GOT THE EXACT NUMBER !!!!! ily.

the toilet paper part was inspired by a real thing i heard of but i forget who told it to me HOWEVER i enjoyed adding it to the fic HAHA the bad haircut is gonna be me tomorrow if my hairdresser fucks up my highlights ill just chop it off at the root. HYUCK REALLY DOESNT CARE ABOUT THE PRICE OF GAS LIKE MAN WE ARE FACING INFLATION!!! GET A GRIP. no bc when i typed "hon" i fully took a second, sighed and continued bc i was like oh where did that come from- oh. also i was waiting for you to call me out for it. :,)) SUNWOO DESERVED WHAT I SAID ABOUT HIM ITS WHAT HE GETS FOR ROLEPLAYING ON A LIVESTREAM.

[hockstuff]

Mini Life Update:

The entire right side lights of my car doesn't work

I've become obsessed with flamin hot popcorn

I sliced my finger on broken glass and now have to wear a splint

I got a new jewelry box and lawyer boy immediately lost the key so I can't get into it

currently reading "The Fear" and annotating "The Castle of Otranto"

I revealed to 1 blog who I am

almost done with my next installment 😉

Not mentally prepared to deal with the start of the semester and the students

Apparently I have to attend a gala with Lawyer Boy 😬

Tried to go for a walk today and a mile into it, it started pouring...

Dumb

oh man this was a rollercoaster of updates AHAHAHA

1. this is why we don’t drive (but seriously, get it checked)

2. WHY DOES AMERICA HAVE FLAMING HOT EVERYTHING I SAW A SOMETHING ABOUT FLAMING HOT MAC AND CHEESE AND WAS LIKE WHAT???? although i did recently try the classic flamin hot cheetos and i must say their pretty addicting but too expensive here

3. no. i’m ignoring this bc i vvvv squirmish

4. why is he like this. did it have your jewelry in it??? I WOULD BE SO MAD but imagine if he buys you a whole new one as a sorry

5. how is it???? is it good?? i’ve never heard of either so let me know!

6. you probably won’t tell me but WHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

7. aight girly pops buckle up i have a feeling this is a good one 🕺 i feel it in my bones

8. you got this!!! i believe in you!!!! 🥰🤩 but i do feel this on a spiritual level ahahaha im only a few weeks into my semester and im already dying and it also doesn’t help that i’m behind on lectures when i really should be ahead bc i’m going away on a trip in a month and missing a week of classes lmao

9. girl…. a gala….. this is a classic trophy wife trope…. i love this for you but i also wanna be you 😭 do you have a dress yet???? what’s the vibe?

10. hot girl walk but make it dramatic

[moss-covered-thoughts]

Bitch (affectionate) I love this but I thought clockwork was trying to rizz up Bruce ahahahah

Dcxdp prompt

I don’t see enough angst to do with Bruce, so here’s my idea.

The world is ending, and all of Bruce’s kids have been hurt in someway. Bruce is running out of options, so he said to call his final contingency plan into place.

He messages the family group chat, telling them that he loves them and is proud of them. Immediately they all start freaking out, and they have Barbara connect them onto a FaceTime with. They’re the only ones who can see what’s going on.

Bruce made a summoning circle. He transferred a few moments before that none of them can really describe appears in the circle. Later on, they all describe him differently. Damien calls him an older man older than Alfred while Tim insists he looks around Bruce’s age. Jason says that he looked older than Bruce, but younger than Alfred and Dick says they looked around his age.

The being looks at Bruce for a moment and ask him in a voice that sounded simply Eldritch

“I assume you wish to make a deal. You know what you must do if I agreed to do anything.’

Bruce nods and grunts.

The being smiles.

“Very well, I will deal with your problem. If you agree to the terms I set so long ago. Do you remember?’

Bruce grunts before saying

“My children are hurt. I want you to heal them too.’

The being laughs,

“why certainly, but you know, that means the deal be a little steeper.”

Bruce nods and takes the outstretched hand. A Crack rings through the air and the video shorts out, becoming only static. By the time they get to the Batcave, the danger is gone, their injuries are healed and Bruce is nowhere to be seen.

Meanwhile, Bruce met clockwork back when he was a teenager. He was a friend of Alfred, and they had a deal where Bruce would babysit clockwork kids or help him in the tower in exchange for Clockwork’s advice and help with tasks. Bruce figured out that clockwork was not human and was a very Eldritcg, but Alfred trusted him so so did Bruce. However, Bruce had been very busy since he adopted the kids and hadn’t made many deals in a while. However, this was important, so he didn’t mind babysitting for a while. there were more kids than usual, though. 

[papaziggy-devblog]

Could we get Harper SFW Alphabet?

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?) Harper is super affectionate! He shows it though physical contact (if you're ok with it), acts of service, and some light teasing

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?) Absolute gremlin. Playfull bullying. Throwing rocks at your window at 2am to come out and join him for some questionable shinanigans. He's all about being an absolute goof and having a good time. Though if you ever need anything he'd insist you don't hesitate to come to him, he'll help out a buddy however he can (Whether by legal means or not :) )

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?) Harper fucking LOVES to cuddle. He'll wrap his long ol arms around you and hold you as close as he can without hurting you. Nuzzling his face into your hair with the biggest, goofiest grin… Good luck getting away from him any time soon :)

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?) He likes the idea of having a family some day, but he won't raise a fuss or anything if you're not for that! He's an excellent cook since its one of his main hobbies, and he likes to keep things fairly tidy… He isn't very diligent about laundry though… putting it away neatly anyway, he more often than not has a pile of unfolded clean laundry frequently being transfered between his computer chair and his bed. He does keep the dirty ones in the hamper though

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?) HAHAHAH Break up? HHAHAHAHA Thats funny :)))))))))))

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?) Harper already ready to get down on one knee the moment he gets you to like him back… fuck he's prolly ready before even that

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?) He can be very gentle if thats what you prefer! He's a big guy but he knows how to be careful. Soft tender hugs, holding your hand in his, gentle kisses to the cheek. As far as emotionally, with you he's more than happy to open up and let you know just how much he adores you, going on and on about every little thing about you that makes him smile

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?) He loves hugs! He'll take em any time he can get em. Hugging you close while cuddling… Hugging you from behind while you're working on something… Man could just be looking at you for a few seconds and he's just filled with the urge to wrap his arms around you~

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?) Dawg already been saying it to you while watching you sleep for like the past year LMAOOOOO

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?) Ahah… Ahahahah…. Ahahahahahah.. You remember that guy you told Harper about who was hitting on you last night? It looks like they're now on fucking fire… shame really ( ovo)

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?) His kisses can range from soft and gentle to rough and firm depending on the mood. His lips are very soft n you kno he keeps those suckers moisturized He loves to kiss your thighs and neck, also leaving little nibbles as well uvu Personally he loves to be kissed on the cheek, lips, and on his scars… Just makes him feel all tingly inside |D

L = Little ones (How are they around children?) Harper is pretty ok around kids, he def tolorates them better than he does older people, especially if they match his goofy gremlin energy. He's very much one to egg them on to be mischevious and if they're all going gremlin mode you'll 100% catch him playing and messing around with them, letting them hang off his arms, giving them piggy back rides, playing video games with them, ect. He'd also be very protective of em. He def has a soft spot for kids… And if they were his own then even more so

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?) Harper isn't the most early of risers, he's a lil slow to wake up and usually goes through 2 whole ass pots of coffee before he's even functioning, then even more throughout the day He also takes a little bit of time to get ready in the morning just tending to his teeth alone, he has a whole routine for them that takes up half an hour. And expect to be spending at least another half hour even before that just trying to convince him to let you go so you can get out of bed

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?) If its not a date night or anything then usually chilling together, watching movies, playing games, doing whatever fun little activities you guys can come up with. Though he'd love to take you out frequently for nights on the town, shopping and taking you to nice resturants and events. He wants to spoil you day and night but he also knows the importance of down time uvu

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?) He'll start slow, trying to get you to warm up to him. But once you're official he'll gradually open up more and more… Though there are some things he'd rather you never find out :)))

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?) At you? Rarely if ever. At everyone else? They're on thin ice just being in the same room as him… and even more so the same room as you :)))

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?) Harper memorizes everything he can about you. Every little bit of information he can get his grubby, oversized hands on he's already commited to memory and he knows more about you than even some of your closest friends thanks to all that good ol fashioned stalking he been doing uvu

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?) When you both first reached the camp and he realized now he'd be able to openly interact with you without you easily being able to get away uvu

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?) Mega protective, the minute Harper even thinks something or someone is a danger to you he's immediately putting that big ol body of his between you and whoever/whatever it is. And if you were ever hurt? Whoever is responsible is going to be finding their subscription to breathing being cancelled real soon

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?) Oh the man is going all out on special events like those if you let him… Fancy dates, taking you to your favorite places, making you the absolute BEST food if not taking you out to wherever you wanted to eat. He'd make sure every date, anniversary, special event with him is one you'll never forget0 As for chores, he doesn't mind doin em, especially things like cooking :)

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?) He doesn't bother with small things like matching his socks. And he has a bad habit of picking at his fingertips especially when he's nervous

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?) Harper likes looking cleaned up but other than that his style and vibe is pretty chill. Not like grungy or anything but also not super fancy… I guess just slightly above average attention to it?

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?) Very much so, he wouldn't be able to bring himself to function much past taking care of his Nonna, and when she's gone he'd pretty much just… give up

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.) He makes random noises when he's bored or focusing on something, half the time he doesn't even realize he's doign it. But sometimes he'll just look at you, freeze for a few seconds, and then make some silly noise before giving you a goofy laugh

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?) He hates avacados. He also doesn't like things being super messy/dirty

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?) He talks in his sleep sometimes… Sometimes its just random gibberish, others you could hold full, if not very strange, convorsations with him while he's sleeping