#AND MEANWHILE….. JOEL……….
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The need is so bad that I can’t go one moment of mind wandering without thinking of that One Lesbian Weed Scene from The Last of Us pt II. Iykyk…. (suffering)
#that moment…….. the…. intimacy and knowingness and teasing and love and touch and comfortability and confrontation#and it was one of the ONLY times they got to truly be free for a moment…..#(also dina crawled on top of her like ‘heh. i could give you bite marks 😼’ AND???? NSBSKXHS ???)#(the way ellie had something serious to say but just rebooted immediately aaagh she was all ‘uh- 😳.. errrh 😟 heheh uhh- WELL’)#AND MEANWHILE….. JOEL……….#their one moment of true peace and privacy for a moment. and that’s a moment ellie will be guilty for for the rest of her life….#because she missed the opportunity to prevent Joel’s DEATH!!!!#SOOOOOOOOBS#IMAGINE THE PRESSURE THAT SHE PUT ON HERSELF WHEN SHE WENT TO GO SAVE HIS BROTHER!!!! LIKE!! SHE CANT LET THEM DOWN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!#THE WAY HE WOULD BE KILLED BY THE SAME PEOPLE AND HE’S JOEL’S BROTHER TOO!! LIKE. NOT ONLY THE REMINISCENCE OF JOEL#BUT SHE KNOWS THAT EVERYONE AND JOEL WOULD BE SO DISAPPOINTED IF SHE FAILS!!!!#in her mind I imagine anyway.#god. god#elliedina#the last of us#tlou pt 2#tlou part ii#tlou 2 spoilers#Ellie#Dina#gummii.txt#not many people will get this one BUT I HAD TO PUT IT OUT THEREEE it’s taken over my brain
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He keeps doing this I’m gonna cry
#also can I just say this was SO sweet from grian and gems pov#gem saying ‘he’s really pathetic. but he’s a good teammate’#and then skizz and mumbo suggesting they kill joel and gem immediately jumps to his defense and calling him ‘our idiot’#and grian joining as well defending him when skizz and mumbo got mad at Joel constantly killing them#meanwhile Joel - completely unaware this is happening - talks about how he feels the need to protect them while they’re in spectator#IM GONNA CRY. THEY MAKE ME SO SICK#smallishbeans#joel smallishbeans#grian#geminitay#wild life spoilers#wild life#wild life smp#trafficblr
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hermitcraft season 10 and water
1. grian and gem are haunted (infected…?) by the ocean
2. false is the mary poppins of rivers. her briefcase is waterlogged
3. pearl and xb are fish
4. mumbo is growing gills
5. beef and skizz are henchmen for the salmon mafia
6. doc is in a swamp (and being terrorised by said salmon mafia)
7. keralis is on a boat :)
8. joel has a shrine for axolotl ocean queen lizzie ldshadowlady [NEW!]
#water’s infected#joel managing to fit some ocean motif into his base on top of a mountain is impressive#meanwhile impulse and bdubs actively fighting against the water by getting rid of rivers in their cyberpunk city#grian#geminitay#falsesymmetry#pearlescentmoon#xbcrafted#mumbo jumbo#vintagebeef#skizzleman#docm77#keralis#smallishbeans#hermitcraft
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Do not let these two near each other. Oh my god the angst that would occur
#I spin these two around constantly. Put them in a blender please#Joel cries when he sees Jimmy. Jimmy doesn't understand why Joel's being nice to him#All Joel knows about this Jimmy is that someone (or multiple someones) ruined his life and he's jumpy and defensive#All Jimmy knows about this Joel is that something happened to his version of Jimmy. And that he's really really protective#Mutually traumatized. My favorite kind of gay couple /j#jimmy solidarity#smallidarity#joel smallishbeans#Joel has multiple fits of pure violence when people insult or belittle Jimmy. Jimmy has his hands full with this guy#Meanwhile Joel is also giving Jimmy therapy and advice about this “mysterious” man who started the jokes#Oooh god
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in other news ive been watching a playthrough of look outside and this game is my amigara fault person shaped hole, it was MADE for me!! also i love sweet tooth child and unhinged knife child very much
#look outside#look outside game#sophie look outside#joel look outside#tw body horror#tw teeth#tw dentaphobia#tw odontophobia#hopefully this is adequately tagged but lemme know if i missed something!#but yeah i love the dichotomy of the horrific tooth child being jus a baby who's worried abt his book report#meanwhile the normal looking kid is ready to gut you
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misadventures lizzie and joel designs :D
#haven’t watched lizzie’s pov yet#but i liked the idea of her being an elf knight#and ofc as soon as joel made the fairy ring i knew what i had to do#big fan of tall wife short husband dynamic#headcannon: joel really likes her but is afraid of her iron armor meanwhile lizzie is completely oblivious#misadventures smp#misadventures joel#misadventures lizzie#ldshadowlady#joel smallishbeans#mcyt fanart
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joel spends the whole first half of the episode helping the bamboozlers. giving them more diamonds, helping lizzie with her quizbot, saving jimmy from the ravager. and they don't stop trying to kill him specifically until theyre all dead. did he even notice they were doing that?
#its like some farce where they keep trying to kill him and he keeps surviving and never stops thinking theyre teamed#just a comedy skit#tnt trap goes off - oh nice some iron thanks#oh that was a fun rollercoaster - meanwhile theyre cursing that it failed#jim brings a ravager - dont worry joel will aggro it on purpose to save him#just brilliant the whole time#wild life smp#joel smallishbeans#ldshadowlady#jimmy solidarity#goodtimeswithscar#wild life spoilers#trafficblr
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one of these days on a rp server lizzie should do a bit where she’s like “damn all these people are fucked in the head as opposed to me, who is completely normal. i should fix this” and open a therapy business where she spends 3 hours building an adorable little house and advertising her therapy business and then she gives absolutely awful advice and prescribes like potions of harming as antidepressants. and she charges by the minute
#10piecetalks#mcyt#ldshadowlady#her first customer is joel and afterwards he’s like wow that was counterproductive. however lizzie can do no wrong ever <3#meanwhile lizzie’s like HAHAHAHA suckerrrrr
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I don't watch iskall. But ohmygod I didn't know he was that obsessed with Joel what the fuck. I just watched Joel's new video and fucking hell iskall are you trying to compete with Etho, Jimmy, Sausage, and Lizzie for Joel?? BecaUSE THIS IS HOW YOU DO THAT.
#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#hermitcraft#hermitcraft s10#iskall85#Its like a fuckin#harem anime#And we all get front row seats#Meanwhile Joel is like#...#Bro I have four#I don't need another partner
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Mathematician Enasona is so peak, I love how their speech is all math terms
Well at least SOMEONE finds it endearing
(featuring the ocs of @kaumedii, @yxleii, and @tokyodriftanthem respectively)
#The mathematician side talks more like the canon ENA characters.. surreal absurdist nonsense that makes sense in a way#Meanwhile the other side- psychopath- has above average articulation and suave smooth talking#However the objectively more confusing mathematician has better and less violent intentions that the charming and well-spoken psychopath#Both together make a pretty successful contract killer#enasona#ena oc#ena joel g#ena fanart#ena dream bbq#asks
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Making a smaller post here as a sort of follow-up to my bigger analysis from yesterday (Shameless self promo. Read it.....) to talk about some of the things i forgot about! i'm... embarrassed i missed stuff at all 😭 BUT IT'S A RICH GAME OK!!!! IT'S A GOOD GAME THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH GOOD STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!
First: I said so much about how work consumes Ena's life, meanwhile the very first line of the game is Froggy telling Ena to get back to work. like. Yeah. Can't get much clearer than that 😭😭 [MINECRAFT CAVE SOUND]
Second: This flavor text at the very beginning of the game is so short and simple but also Haunts Me. (if you don't remember, this is what it says if you try to interact with the door to the casino Before it opens during the first cutscene!)
Mostly because I feel like it's interesting that Ena's deprecating her Own Business (the casino for whatever reason is closed for like, a few minutes, and now it no longer qualifies as a "good business"? ...Girl?) and also because it's another example of how she's so conditioned to an ideal of Work above All Else. GIRL YOU CANNOT BE DOING 24/7 HOURS YOU CAN'T!!!!! THAT DOESN'T MEAN A BUSINESS IS GOOD!!!!! ENA YOU CAN'T BE DOING THAT!!!!!!!!!!
Also, this line is so iconic i can't believe i forgot it, but. Can we just acknowledge how she describes her shitty fucking job as a "Lifestyle" and her "Destiny".
And the worst part is like. Yeah, what more CAN she do indeed? She has absolutely 0 power to change her situation and nobody out there gives a shit about her. Ena.... KILL YOUR BOSS AND YOU WILL BE REINCARNATED AS A LOTUS FLOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And third, i talked about how what Ena's actual job is is pretty unclear and how I think that contributes to the theme of work consuming her life, and I still agree with that 100%, but I also forgot the very overt nods to her being a scammer 😭 (THANK you so much @aroace-elgyem)
And, no yeah—it definitely seems like she's Actually some MLM-esque schemer conman, but given the fact that she Still does literally whatever the fuck people ask of her, I'd argue her job is defined much more by giving herself to whatever everybody else wants more than it is her sales tactics.
Even so. If she ever scammed people or tricked anyone or did whatever else that may or may not have been bad. ....No she didn't ❤️
#NO PRESSURE TO RB THIS BY THE WAY HUMBLE TUMBLR USER AROACE-ELGYEM I DONT MIND EITHER WAY I just wanted to credit you :D!!#ena#ena dream bbq#ena joel g#dream bbq#dbbq#calli.txt#analysis#The thing is ive now said so much about this theme and this whole idea#meanwhile.#I havent even touched once on Ena's possible violent past#havent touched the bullet and gun imagery; havent touched how when shes in her Perfect Worker mode#shes always talking about god and blessing people;#Havent touched whatever was going on with Humanesque/hangover Ena at ALL 😭😭😭😭#And SO much more stuff. and it makes me feel a bit silly but also makes me EXCITED!!!!!!#BECAUSE THERES JUST SO MUCH COOL STUFF!!!!! THERES SO MUCH TO SAY AND ITS ALL SO SICK#AND SO MANY PLACES TO TAKE IT AND THATS JUST SO COOL TOO!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!#anyway ....
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RENA, to Moony: Please stop trying to sleep with my wife.
Also RENA, to Taski and Coral: Please fuck me and my wife.
#ENA#ENA Joel G#ENA Dream BBQ#Enasquared#Moonena#Taskicoral#RENA Really Said: “Make Us Scream Please 🥺” to Taski and Coral#Meanwhile She's Disgusted by Moony's Mere Presence
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my take on human jawbone…. (featuring human ricket in one of the doodles)
EDIT: reblogs >>> likes!!! if u like this feel free to reblog it so more people see it!!!!!
#yes i did think about ‘but wouldnt that just be joel??’ and frankly? no not really. theyre distinct from each other imo#i made like 6 different attempts at this before i could hammer out something that looked good 😭#this was certainly a way harder humanization than the last one i did (spamton from deltarune)#ironically enough its really difficult to translate skeletal features to a human design#then again with the last humanization i did i had like 2 whole years of familiarity with the original character design#plus a covid-induced delirium(?) which made me nonstop obsess over said character for like a week#meanwhile ive only known about this guy since what. may?? only drawn him a handful of times#i have to say im very proud of the result tho!!!#monkey wrench#monkey wrench fanart#monkey wrench jawbone#monkey wrench ricket#might do this over at some point in the future. i feel like theres defo some stuff i could improve on but just not at the moment
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What subjects have lost hope in escape or do all of them have faith that one day get out
Hmm, I haven't really thought about that. I know in my Lab AU that Etho, Joel and Gem are conspiring with each other to escape. And Martyn is independently plotting with the help of the Listeners.
I think Jimmy has given up hope of escape. He's been here the longest (alongside the rest of the Evo crew) and he's just always so injured, I think hope would get beat out of him pretty quickly. Lizzie too. They both know, firsthand, that no matter how hard you fight, you will still lose. It hurts less if you just let them, go limp and try not to flinch.
Speaking of Lizzie, the fire from Last Life SMP probably affected her and Mumbo when it comes to an escape mindset. This place is massive, and even with no Watcher actively chasing them down, they were still unable to get out. Even when the fire cornered them and they thought maybe that would be able to escape this hellscape through death- no. They're recovered. Healed and tossed back to the sharks.
Grian and Ren are special cases. I don't think either of them have much awareness of the fact that they're trapped. Or if they do, they like it here. They would rather stay here where it's safe and easy and they don't have to relearn how to be human again.
All the other subjects fall somewhere on the spectrum, and honestly their thoughts about escape probably fluctuate depending on their mood. I think that Skizz is pretty susceptible to depressive episodes despite (or possibly because of) the bright hopeful front he puts on.
#meanwhile Doc is thriving#he never wants to leave#he loves his hivemind <3#mcyt#inkie talks#trafficblr#life series#hermitblr#hermitcraft#life series au#hermitcraft au#lab au#jimmy solidarity#ldshadowlady#lizzie ldshadowlady#ethoslab#geminitay#joel smallishbeans#mumbo jumbo#grian#rendog#skizzleman
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the one tlou fic trope that gets me every time is when joel refers to ellie as his youngest daughter, his second daughter. When people ask and he’s like ‘this is my youngest ellie’ ESPECIALLY if it’s in conduction with ellie angst about being sarah’s replacement. ahhhH
#the dichotomy of ellie being like ‘i’m not his REAL daughter’ :(#meanwhile joel is like ‘that’s my kid right there. i may not have been able to save my oldest but i can save ellie#also everyone in jackson calling ellie miller and assuming they are related#and tommy calling her his niece#(can u tell i read lots of fix it fics haha)#tlou#ellie williams#ellie miller#joel miller#tommy miller#I LOVE THEM ALL OKAYYY
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figured something out abt my ships
#i think they're just qprs your honor#this post does NOT apply to binnayko/schennayko/105550/whatever those three are#they fundamentally change as people when they get together and you CANNOT change my mind#meanwhile these four it's like you can barely tell they're dating#maybe the ribbing has a different ~vibe~ but other than that.#and it's not like they don't all talk to each other like that by default anyway lmao#rbf chirp#my text posts#pavel buchnevich#alexey toropchenko#jake neighbours#joel hofer#1389#6330
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