#ANYWAYS ENJOY THE DRAMA!!!

[hvackisser]

'Are we allies or enemies?

This will be the death of me

All is fair in love and war but I can't fight with you anymore

This will be the death of me'

I've been wanting to talk more about Crosshair and Brea's relationship for a WHILE now, but I never really found the 'right' time (in my silly brain) I guess you can say they...know each other very well! As you can imagine it's filled with drama, romantic tension, and lots and lots of angst! 0u0 a little more info + textless illustrations under the cut ♡♡♡

Sooooo, I tend to think of this as sort of an AU! If I'm being SUPER duper canon-compliant with my self ship lore it's not really the focus, but if I play around with timeline a little bit I can come up with this. Brea is a newly knighted Jedi, having just passed the trials, and despite holding rank in the Clone Wars she's not a general because she has no battalion. HOWEVER, there is a band of misfits that have been sort of running around doing their own thing, going where needed, sort of the way she does. The idea is what if for a short time she was the BAD BATCH'S Jedi?

In this scenario, the boys are a bit reluctant to take orders from her because they don't believe they NEED a Jedi. They're not really about rules and protocol and mandates...but they soon find out that neither is Brea! She's perfect for them, she matches their energy and allows them to make decisions the way they want. They all become very close...except for Crosshair, who still doesn't trust her. He only trusts his brothers, everyone else is an outsider.

I'll probably talk about it more later, but she does something or other that proves her care for them as individuals and one thing leads to another, Crosshair and Brea are something of an item. Not a couple per se, but FAMILIAR if you know what I mean. However, it's because of Crosshair's emotional constipation that it doesn't really go further than that, and it's ALSO because of his emotional constipation that things start to change between them! And when you bring Brea's new Padawan Kepler into the mix, things go very sour very quickly.

To make a long story short, Crosshair burns his bridge with Brea long before he joins the empire and he didn't even know it. By the time he does, she's moved on and is in love with a certain other clone! All of that is more stuff to talk about another time though ^ 0 ^ if you've read all this thank you so much and ilysm! 🫶🫶🫶

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[madootles]

the two seater couch from mag 175 has seen better days

[pamrak]

KHEMJIRA & PHRAENARIN DENIED LOVE, EP3

[keii]

late morning

[gunsatthaphan]

🍑✨🧡

[katabay]

PAGLUIB

way back in like. march?? I took a stab at writing some kind of kabitserye type of story but it was a mess: it kept veering off into murder mystery drama territory because I was reading a lot of murder mystery novels around then and it Wasn't Good because I hadn't tried writing mysteries, let alone murder mysteries, before lmao

I did write a handful of short mystery stories since then, so next year I might take a stab at this idea again now that I'm no longer jumping head first into a genre pool I don't know how to swim in :)

[xxplastic-cubexx]

krakoa cherik constantly having sleepovers at each others houses

they never slept alone since day one ☝️ (until the divorce)

Im so sorry this was my immediate first thought

[heartmeadows]

Some Nina & Dina content for y'all

[my-rose-tinted-glasses]

LOVE IS LIKE A POISON 🍏 Episode 6

for @twig-tea 💚

[containment23]

where are all the stranger things x south park or IT x south park

guys it's right there: 4 elementary kids discover the horrors

[oceanmojis]

have some NPD emojis

for when youre being dramatic / acting dramatic (on purpose especially but also just if youre being self aware / making a joke, you get it)

and an 'eugh' cause. well. eugh-

[like-tears-in-rain-storms]

Btw guys, did you know there's a story where Khârn literally thot patrols Slaanesh???!!!

Completely Accurate Synopsis:

Khârn: berserks into Slaaneshi temple, flinging gore all around AAAAAAARGH BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

Slaaneshi Priest: My son....have you considered all this aggression might actually be blue balls?

Khârn: SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!!

Slaaneshi Priest: You're too tense darling....You could do with a long,slow scr-

Khârn: SHUT UP YOU DEGENERATE COOMER! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Slaaneshi Priest: You could really channel all that aggression blowing out some backs (iykwim aityd)....

Khârn: YOUR SORCERY DOES NOT WORK ON US, YOU DIRTY OLD FART! KHORNE'S CHOSEN ARE CHADS, NOT SIMPS! RIGHT BROTHERS?!

World Eaters:....POON FOR THE POON GOD!

Khârn: RIGHT YOU ARE BRO- WAIT WHAT?

World Eaters: LUBE FOR THE LUBE THRONE!

Khârn:......FUCKING GOONERS, THE LOT OF YOU! kinslays

Slaaneshi Priest: Well, guess it's down to you and me now....kinky. Show me what that big, bloody axe of yours can do, handsome.

Khârn: quickly makes mincemeat out of the priest

Slaaneshi Priest: Well guess I'm fucked and not in the good way. dies

Kharn: face to face with horny demon throne

Demon Throne: Oh worthy berserker....wanna sit on me? Get comfortable? Manspread as much as you like?

Kharn: tempted

Demon Throne: Come on, sit on me daddy

Khârn: snaps out of it KHARN IS LED BY MIGHTY KHORNE, NOT HIS DICK!

Demon Throne: Oh shit

Khârn: revvs up Gorechild

Demon Throne: Ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit

Khârn: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!

Le very bloody Fin

Seriously between this one and him beating the eveloving shit out of Erebus, I now like Kharn almost as much as Sevatar

(Story is "The Wrath of Khârn" by William King, read by A Vox in the Void)

[supervillain-smut]

People: find Lucanis attractive for multiple reasons

Fucking weirdos that need to take a break from the internet: YoU'rE fEtIsHiZiNg HiM bEcAuSe Of HiS aCcEnT!!!!

[baalzebufo]

THE WEIRD AL-CANA - THE MAJOR ARCANA, INSPIRED BY WEIRD AL YANKOVIC SONGS

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ho-ly shit, this actually got finished. this was so much work for something that is so incredibly niche, but im so happy with it. this was SO MUCH FUN to come up with, to think of songs for each card, to slip in silly references and make my little border designs... thank you so much everyone else who has been enjoying these posts!

tumblr wouldnt let me upload the full-size stitched canvas so I had to shrink it a little, so if you want to see all the individual cards at their full size PLEASE look at the individual posts on my blog HERE! this was the first time I ever got the tumblr warning that a photo was just too big, haha.

this post also goes out to everyone on the weird al side of tumblr- yankoblr, y'all have brought me so much joy in such a small amount of time with your posts and memes, even though i just got here and started randomly posting one day. i went from being very self-conscious about what i considered an 'embarrassing' interest to wholeheartedly goofing and it feels great. keep being silly no matter what guys

stay weird, y'all :)

[odetokeons]

close enough, WELCOME BACK YOON JONG-WOO 🔪

[callmedylan]

Trody Week Day 2!!

Today is either fluff or angst so I decided to draw some fluff so have them at the arcade!!

They are very silly to me