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Btw guys, did you know there's a story where Khârn literally thot patrols Slaanesh???!!!
Completely Accurate Synopsis:
Khârn: berserks into Slaaneshi temple, flinging gore all around AAAAAAARGH BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
Slaaneshi Priest: My son....have you considered all this aggression might actually be blue balls?
Khârn: SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!!
Slaaneshi Priest: You're too tense darling....You could do with a long,slow scr-
Khârn: SHUT UP YOU DEGENERATE COOMER! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Slaaneshi Priest: You could really channel all that aggression blowing out some backs (iykwim aityd)....
Khârn: YOUR SORCERY DOES NOT WORK ON US, YOU DIRTY OLD FART! KHORNE'S CHOSEN ARE CHADS, NOT SIMPS! RIGHT BROTHERS?!
World Eaters:....POON FOR THE POON GOD!
Khârn: RIGHT YOU ARE BRO- WAIT WHAT?
World Eaters: LUBE FOR THE LUBE THRONE!
Khârn:......FUCKING GOONERS, THE LOT OF YOU! kinslays
Slaaneshi Priest: Well, guess it's down to you and me now....kinky. Show me what that big, bloody axe of yours can do, handsome.
Khârn: quickly makes mincemeat out of the priest
Slaaneshi Priest: Well guess I'm fucked and not in the good way. dies
Kharn: face to face with horny demon throne
Demon Throne: Oh worthy berserker....wanna sit on me? Get comfortable? Manspread as much as you like?
Kharn: tempted
Demon Throne: Come on, sit on me daddy
Khârn: snaps out of it KHARN IS LED BY MIGHTY KHORNE, NOT HIS DICK!
Demon Throne: Oh shit
Khârn: revvs up Gorechild
Demon Throne: Ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit
Khârn: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!
Le very bloody Fin
Seriously between this one and him beating the eveloving shit out of Erebus, I now like Kharn almost as much as Sevatar
(Story is "The Wrath of Khârn" by William King, read by A Vox in the Void)
#hope you enjoyed!#shameless fannish stupidity#the wrath of kharn#kharn the betrayer#warhammer#warhammer 40000#warhammer 40k#audio drama#chaos marines#fiction#world eaters#a vox in the void#youtube#william king#warhammer 40k stories#funny#jokes#attempt at a joke anyways
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Jaune: hay ruby do you ever get hit with nostalgia.
Ruby: yes but I don't understand how you can get nostalgia about the war against the night lords.
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Jaune: Well it just reminds me a lot of this one show I would watch as a kid. I remember the intro song so well I even brought it with me on a CD. oh I know we can watch it later. I have the whole first season With me. It's in my look box I keep under my bed.
Ruby: Oh that's a great idea. I can invite Yang Weiss and Blake and you can invite Pariah, and that ghost that keeps bothering you guys. It'll be like a sleepover. I can just imagine it now the hero rolling up and knocking out the mean night Lords before they could harm anybody like superheroes.
Jaune: Good idea you can even find some cartoons from your childhood as well. We can make it a night full of childhood memories, see for your sister has some as well. AND WEISS .
Ruby: oh you said weiss pretty Quick there are you trying to see if there's any childhood stuff you can use to woo her.
Jaune: w-whhat nooo… yes How did you figure out that we're supposed to be the same intelligence and I'm a dumbass.
Ruby: I'm a wolf Jaune, wolves are always clever on the hunt. Puffing her chest out in Pride .
Jaune: huf. Can you please do This for me. Ruby it wasn't my intention for it but you know it just came to me and I really would like to get to know her better.
Ruby: Why do you even like her so much she shut you down at every corner would make a horrible mate.
Jaune: There's just something about her. her headstrong defiance of her beautiful blue eyes. She's the type of person that doesn't let anything Define her or hold her back. Every time I've seen her talk and she acts like she has complete control of her destiny. I guess in some weird way I'm just jealous of her but that's also what makes her attractive to me she's just free I guess.
Ruby: … huh well I'm free spirited you know. ______________________________________________________________4 Hours later ______________________________________________________________
Yang: All right we have an assortment of childhood nostalgia guaranteed to bring back anyone from depression and talk about how good the old days were.
Weiss: I Fail to see how this will help us.
Yang: Because some of us had a childhood Beyond drinking blood that was thousands of years old or whatever you do and fighting my siblings to become the heir of a company.
Weiss: Do you have any idea how racist you just were.
Blake: ironic.
Jaune: what your family owns a company.
Weiss turning your head to look at the full next to her.
Weiss: Are you for real right now. like really real are you that much of a fool.
Ruby: alright before you start belittling my underling let's start with pulling a show name out of a hat.Sticking her hand in and pulling it out it red Dragon Tales.
Yang: Alright I'm first. walking up to the assortment of DVDs they had laid out on a coffee table, picking one up and walking over to the TV which had a DVD player plugged into it courtesy of Jaune. everyone got to their seats Ruby plopped down on Jaune lap. Yang sat next to Jaune on the couch making sure he didn't do anything with ruby. Weiss Sat by herself on a single seat. Pariah sat on the other side of Jaune. Blake laid on the floor flat on her stomach. and Ren was just sort of floating in the air.
2 hours later
Yang: Dragon Tales, Dragon Tales It's almost time for Dragon Tales Come along and take my hand Let's all go to Dragon Land.
Blake: You're Insufferable. I know we have the whole weekend to watch this but stillI can think of much better ways of spending our time. Like keeping Jaune magic under control.
Weiss: I think for once I agree with you. But I don't think that country bumpkin is as scary or powerful as you say. What is more likely is that our head professor made some sort of bet that he can make a human strong and so he intervened making it seem like Jaune was that powerful after all the image of everything amongst the council.
Pariah: Well there's no need to be so mean I'm sure Jaune is plenty strong. and while that does make some sense I still believe he can achieve strength Just look at Achilles after all.
Jaune: I think we're getting off topic. here let's just pick out the next one. sticking his hand into the Hat as quickly as he can he pulls out Hercules by Bisney.
pariah: it's my turn. Oh I just know you'll love it Jaune it's a story about the hero Hercules similar to me except in real life he's a bit of an asshole. Oh I know you can come visit my family up in Mountain Olympus maybe even visit my uncle Hades I'm sure you'd like pomegranates there we could have some together.
Jaune: maybe some other time like during summer break. Maybe if we still had time you can come visit my family. We live up north Near a mountain range.
pariah: oh I'd love to meet your family. I'm sure we could have a lot to talk about (like a marriage contract).
Weiss: He said you live up north right.
Jauna: Yeah.Scratching the back of his neck.
weiss: I hope you don't live too far the farther you go the more dead it gets. I'd hate to spend some time where trees don't bloom. Most of the wildlife you'll see is a mixture of Undead and dying.
Jaune: Does this mean you'll come visit me and my family. Jaune said with all the Hope in his voice possible.
weiss: no but if you have a stable Village up there there's lots of dust and magical crystals that can be harvested well necromancy is a rare Magic and it's Crystal's even rarer they are still widely used to bring the dead back to life such as Frankenstein's or recently deceased people you can make a killing selling those things. your family may be a profitable business venture if you have a stable community set up.
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Smokinotter: Frankenstein's as they referred to by the creator of the first one are a hodgepodge of creatures or humanoid Parts brought back to life usually sentient although they retain none of the personality of the people or creatures they are made up of. In essence they are completely new people whose life is dependent on getting new Mana circulating through them. to bring a Frankenstein to life you need a death Crystal which is concentrated death Magic. unlike regular zombies which are mostly mindless Drones with a little bit of death magic put into them. although the occasional one can regain their Former Intelligence and become “alive again” Although this is a rare occurrence and only happens to those with obscene amounts of magic power before death creating Liches. ______________________________________________________________
Pariah: anyway back to the movie( you fucking blood sucking Leech).
I don't care how far, I can go the distance 'Till I find my hero's welcome waiting in your arms I will search the world, I will face its harms 'Till I find my hero's welcome waiting in your arms.
Pariah: Isn't that just a beautiful song Jaune.
Jaune: yeah I can totally imagine you being someone's knight in shining armor.
Thunderstorm appearing outside
Pariah: Yes….. me
Blake sensing this is going. alright I'm next.
Ruby hey we didn't draw your movie out the Hat.
Blake: Nor do I care to do this stupid quote tradition you do. standing up and walking over to a collection of DVDs that are slightly smaller now she picks Mulan.
Blake: This is the animated movie we will be watching and you will enjoy it.
Yang: Someone's feisty, what's wrong cat got your tongue.
Blake: Deep breath in deep breath out. No Now shut up and enjoy it.
Let's get down to business To defeat the Huns. Did they send me daughters When I asked for sons? You're the saddest bunch I ever met But you can bet before we're through Mister, I'll make a man out of you Tranquil as a forest But on fire within Once you find your center You are sure to win You're a spineless pale pathetic lot And you haven't got a clue Somehow I'll make a man out of you I'm never gonna catch my breath Say goodbye to those who knew me Why was I a fool in school for cutting gym? This guy's got them scared to death! Hope he doesn't see right through me Now I really wish that I knew how to swim We must be swift as the coursing river (Be a man) With all the force of a great typhoon (Be a man) With all the strength of a raging fire Mysterious as the dark side of the moon Time is racing toward us 'Til the Huns arrive Heed my every order And you might survive You're unsuited for the rage of war So pack up, go home, you're through How could I make a man out of you? We must be swift as the coursing river (Be a man) With all the force of a great typhoon (Be a man) With all the strength of a raging fire Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
Ren: You know for someone who's all about equality this movie was an odd choice for you given the time period.
Blake: really I like the message it sends plus I also helps that most of our heritage stems from Mistral.
Ruby: It's my turn. Before any objections could be made she hopped up from Jonah's laughing with a skip and a Beat ran over to the DVD collection the Hat apparently having been long abandoned. Retrieving from the collection Halloweentown another Bisney product.
Weiss: A childish movie for a childish person. I suppose I'll go next leaving only the pumpkin left since ren came from a time before TV shows and movies were a thing. I'll have to show you all what class is. Wes elegantly getting up from her seat and walking across the floor without making a sound picked up a DVD with. The Phantom of the Opera on it.
Yang: huuugh boring you should really get some better taste and movies.
Weiss: unlike you I'm refined and I'll not be wasting my precious time on something as foolish as an action movie.
In sleep he sang to me, in dreams he came That voice which calls to me and speaks my name And do I dream again? For now I find 'The Phantom of the Opera' is there inside my mind Sing once again with me our strange duet My power over you grows stronger yet And though you turn from me to glance behind 'The Phantom of the Opera' is there inside your mind Those who have seen your face draw back in fear I am the mask you wear, it's me they hear Your spirit and my voice in one combined 'The Phantom of the Opera' is there inside my mind 'The Phantom of the Opera' 'The Phantom of the Opera'
Weiss: I hope you all learned something from this that fine Film Production will far exceed anything for the Mindless masses you all should thank me for the chance to learn this. A collective groan was heard from the group; the only ones who liked it were Ren and Blake.
Jaune: Well I guess it's my turn to walk up to his DVD. It's a strange thing compared to the others, no advertisement, no coloration, just a simple disc and a case labeled Konrad Kerr's.
Weiss: That's a strange name and are you sure this isn't a pirated copy? One Wouldn't surprises me given where you come from.
Yang: why is it a strange name for a movie granted that's definitely a pirated copy but still.
Weiss: well if you must know Konrad Kerr's. was the one who started the whole night Lord's War he believed that through fear he could rule an absolute power it's unknown what he was many believed him to be a lich a little son believed him to be a vampire all that's known as that he was an incredibly dangerous individual with sadistic tendencies comparable to that of demons.
Yang: Then it's probably some really old movie during the war about how he was beaten by a hero or something. How did this even come up by the way.
Ruby: oh well we were at the Museum and Jonah talked about how he got nostalgia and so we sort of spiraled out from there about watching movies and TV shows from our childhood.
yang: huh so this is what vomit boy listened to when he was little we 'lad.
Jaune: Yep I remember watching this movie over and over and over again my dad said it was his favorite. He said Grandpa even helped in making it.
Plug it in right off the bat this did not scream child appropriate but living so far and into the woods where grim and far worse can get you it's not surprising that children would not be exposed to the most appropriate media. and then it started although in the style of animation what they were exposed to was unfiltered Gore true acts committed by the night Lord's army.
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Boys and girls of every age, would you like to see something strange? All your nightmares will come true: the Night Lords have come for you.
We have come for you! We have come for you! Run in fear from the Lords of Night! We have come for you! We have come to butcher you! Maim and kill with bolt and blade and claw and fright!
It is time! Your lives will be through! The Night Lords have come for you.
am the one who has seen your death, ready to make you breathe your final breath!
I am the prince of the crows in the air, cower and run, or face me if you dare!
We have come for you! We have come for you! We've come for you! Come for you! Come for you! Come for you!
Rend their flesh, break their bone; death to the slaves of the Golden GOD!
It is time! Don't we love it now? Everyone's waiting for the next surprise!
Black eyes, claws for hands, gnawing on a dead man, something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll scream!
We have come for you! We have come for you! come for you! come for you!
Everybody scream! Everybody scream!
The Night Lords are taking wing.
I am the one that will tear off your face! Flay, slice and slash, then leave without a trace!
I am the 'who' when you call 'Who's there?'
I am the wind rushing through your hair.
I am a symbol of the Legion's might, filling the hearts of my foes with fright!
We have come for you! We have come for you! We've come for you! Come for you! Come for you! Come for you!
To all creatures everywhere, life's no fun without a good scare.
It's our job to frighten you; the Night Lords have come for you.
It is time!
Don't we love it now? Everyone's waiting for the next surprise!
The Dominus Nox will chop you into blocks, you'll scream out for mercy as he flenses off your skin!
We have come for you! Everybody scream! Won't you please make way for a very special guy?
Konrad Kerr's is Lord of the Lords of Night, everyone hail to the Dominus Nox!
We have come for you! We have come for you! We've come for you! Come for you! Come for you! Come for you!
Rend their flesh, break their bones; death to the slaves of the Golden GOD.
NIGHT LORDS: La! La-la-la! La-la-la! La-la-la-la-la! FOR CENTURIES
HAVE I LAIN DORMANT, AND NOW I RETURN...
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Throughout every moment of this song everyone saw every bit of violence from the generals of the night lords taking to the night to rip and tear their enemies to bits. to Konrad Kerr's himself appearing to men being Chopped into blocks begging for mercy as they were flayed alive. by the end of it Ruby was hiding under the blanket on Jaune lap pariah was hugging into his shoulder and genuine fear. Blake's hair stood on end at the back of her neck. Ren for the first time in a long time felt fear not for himself but for what could have happened to his friends if this were true and the Lord of night did return. Weiss for all her Elegance couldn't deny this man was absolutely a vampire of sorts, how else could you explain such an oppressive Aura after all vampires were the peak of evolution, the second closest being humans. Yang for all her bravado and all her tribes cruelty before she left to live with her father permanently never experienced anything close to this. all the while Jaune was singing along blissfully unaware of the true context of the song just liking the tune of his childhood show.
Jaune: Well that's episode one we still have a few more to go I think it was 29 more in total. Before he could make good on his words a blast of magic lit up from Yang's hand destroying it.
yang: oops sorry but after a while if not flexing I get a bit Twitchy. Hey I know how about we all have giant sleepovers you know like friends do. to anyone other than Jaune it was obvious she was scared to sleep by herself.
RWB_: Great idea/I suppose it wouldn't be a problem trying out common people's traditions/I've been feeling a bit more sociable.
Blake: You know this explains too much about you how you are so unnerved about going to the school.
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righter hear and this was a bitch and a half to make and I want to say I am so sorry for how long it took to come out but I got strep throat and it only got worse as I try to write this along with hitting writer's block and playing video games with friends.
I'm sorry also let me know if I should avoid this type of writing in the future because this felt super cringe oh yeah also I own none of the Affiliated songs or products related to what I have put into here I am merely using them for references to Childhood songs in reference to how fuckt up Jaune was.
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#jaune arc#rwby#rwby au#supernatural superschool au#monster school au#youtube#A Vox in the Void#A VOX IN THE VOID#yang xiao long#yang#weiss schnee#weiss#ren#pariah Nikos#pyrrha nikos#pyrrha#Youtube
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"A PROPPA KRUMPIN' FREE" - WARHAMMER 40K AUDIO
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He only gives cloaks to those he really really cares about, Keyleth. Really cares about.
Mid-campaign look with a closeup under the cut :)
#some more basic “characters posing in a void” art trying to figure out my specific vision of them#I feel boring always drawing them the same cause other people have such creative designs but I just love kit buss’s OG works so much#they're just gorgeous and will always be how I see vm... so much charm#and listen. anything that’s not the lovm versions is good in my book#insert “show me the real deathwalker's ward” meme here#critical role#vox machina#vaxleth#vax'ildan#keyleth#critical role fanart#cr1#valentine's piece next hehe 💘
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the end of the campaign when they've all won and it's just bells hells, the mighty nein, and vox machina sitting at a huge table at taste of tal'dorei
#critical role#cr3#bells hells#the mighty nein#vox machina#cr liveblog#liveblog*#shouting into the void*#jester's highlight reel*#cr spoilers#spoilers
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Gaslight ❤️🔥✨
Gatekeep ✨💅
Girlboss✨🎀
#they’re all idiots and I love their dynamic#THIS WAS SO FUN TO DRAW#hate Val though he can die again#literally want to punt him through all 7 rings and into the void#velvette hazbin hotel#valentino hazbin hotel#vox hazbin hotel#Hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#V’s Hazbin hotel#the three v's#fanart#art#digital art#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel spoilers#my artwork#fan art#hazbin hotel fandom#angel dust hazbin hotel#the vees
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Finally properly starting Vox Machina after making it to (almost the end of) episode 28 and I must say, having watched the first three episodes, my two favorite things have GOT to be (so far):
Actual Anime Protagonist Percy (I counted at least four Classic Anime Protagonist moments, including the Flashing Glasses, and His Whole Intro, not to mention His Different Colored Hair)
Animated Matthew Mercer in every episode??? (Like srsly I have seen him animated as a background character in all three episodes I have watched and it is FANTASTIC like YES let the DM voice every third character and show up 20+ times in the back!!!)
There are definitely others but those are the ones I feel most strongly atm.
#Honorary mention to 100% More Pike#As well as Every Background Detail Ever#I heard that the Greyspines of Kraghammer showed up!!! I recognized the ice cavern from Vasselheim!!!#obseeeeeessed!!!!#With an adaptation like this it really is the little things for me#I know I jumped on the train 3-to-10 years late depending on whether you start with the campaign or the show#BUT OH MY GOSH IM OBSESSED#I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOR#LIKE GENUINELY I KNOW THAT IM LATE TO THE GAME BUT I SAW THEM ON SCREEN AND WAS SO PROUD#V NEARLY SCREAMING LIKE THOSE ARE MY GUYS!!!! MY LIL FUCK UPS!!! MY LIL FOUND FAMILY GROUP!!! I LOVE THEM!!!#it was so awesome seeing them fight too like I could recognize like all the moves it was fantaaaaastic!!!#Hail of thorns and blazing bowstring?? Bigby’s Hand?? DAGGER DAGGER DAGGER??? I WOULD LIKE TO R A G E!?!?!?#Iconic work.#I’m relatively new to dnd and it’s so cool and I love it <3 <3#just yelling into the void#the legend of vox machina#critical role#vox machina#percival de rolo#shoutout to like two years ago when someone tried to get me into the show (and podcast come to think of it)#But I wasn’t feeling the dnds atm so it didn’t work#truly the missed opportunity of all time BUT WE’RE SO BACK#kiki watches vox machina
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The Legend of Vox Machina - Romance Books Covers
#The Legend of Vox Machina#Moments#Perc'ahlia#Vaxleth#Vex x Percy#Vax x Keyleth#Vax'ildan#Keyleth#Percy de Rolo#Vex'ahlia#Allura Vysoren#Kima of Void
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vexleth warmup 😌
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It can’t be just me who thinks Scanlan Shorthalt is severely underrated- you can find loads of fan made content and just fans of the others in general, yet as soon as you try to find anything Scanlan-related it’s like scouring a barren wasteland, with only a few crumbs scattered here and there 😔
#legend of vox machina#scanlan shorthalt#scanlan#tlovm season 3#lovm season 3#lovm s3#critical role#*calls into the void*#i’m losing it#i need crumbs please
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my Very Serious ™ theory for what happened between alastor and vox, based on the argument from this post. the text on the paper taped over the book is unfortunately kind of tiny, but it says “SHARKS ARE SMOOTH AS HELL”
#hazbin hotel#my art#digital art#fanart#hazbin#hazbin fanart#hazbin hotel fanart#vox hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin#alastor#vox#complicated and sad#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel alastor#remembered this and had to draw it before i put it aside for another week or something. i need to make more silly posts again i think#i want to go back and add text descriptions for my art with speech bubbles but ghbhghb#i cannot for the life of me figure out formatting but the book text is just. too small#also didn’t want to draw a background because lazy so have fun sitting in the void amateur
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"Cry of Havoc" by TiredEagleofManwe
Listen here.
#this legitimately murdered me#warhammer 40k has some of the most exquisite daddy issues I've ever read#*single tear*#warhammer 40k#warhammer 40000#warhammer 30k#warhammer#primarchs#angron#fan fiction#stories#chaos primarchs#world eaters#cry havoc#tiredeagleofmanwe#a vox in the void#audio drama#warhammer audios
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Okay am I going crazy? What happened to Diplomacy?? I was rewatching the new episodes of season 3 and I finally noticed that Percy doesn’t have a hole in his hand??? Like he wears gloves most of the time, but at this point we’ve seen Percy without his clothes multiple times this season (😏), I mean it’s possible it’s a gauntlet kinda thing and is removable and that the injury was healed later, but I thought that the point of it was that it was kind of like a prosthesis for when he shot his hand to get rid of Orthax? I mean he’s using it in the main Season three poster, but did I completely misunderstand what diplomacy was?
#sorry just ranting into the void#the legend of vox machina spoilers#tlovm spoilers#the legend of vox machina#percy de rolo#tlovm#polkadothop talks
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I am overtired and high on caffeine and seaweed snacks, so I'm about to blather on about Hazbin Hotel things for no reason.
I have been seeing many Thoughts™ floating around online about Alastor's self-reliance, the reason for it, and how this might affect future Seasons and it gave me Other Thoughts regarding Alastor and Vox that ate my brain.
Under a cut to save dashes in case I can't shut up.
So... there are a lot theories around about Alastor and Vox went from friends to two hissing cats in an alley, a lot of which are centred around the Stayed Gone line "He asked me to join his team. I said no and now he's pissy, that's the tea." and yeah, there's probably something to that, especially with a compact eight episodes per season, but...
Suppose for a minute it was something a lot more insignificant than that. Not in fact, but on the surface. You get someone like Alastor who is — it has been amply pointed out — self-sufficient to an almost dangerous degree. And yeah, he has the background: mixed race, only kid raised by a single mom, had to work his ass off to get to where he is, very unlikely to be getting help or hand-outs, just as likely to be fucked over if there ARE help or hand-outs, prompting a rejection of those. Just... the whole nine yards.
His interpersonal relationships kind of reflect this too. He's friends with Mimzy, who's probably as unreliable as hell, but doesn't pretend to be anything else, which must be refreshing. Hell, she's probably even come through for him on occasion when he's least expected it simply because he knows not to expect it. He has a relationship with Niffty that can be described as father/daughter or mentor/mentee, but it's definitely one where he is in a position of authority and he'll ask her to do things within her purview, but no more and no less. Rosie is a peer and, at the heart of it, transactional. You can more or less depend on someone who's getting something out of you.
And then there's Vox.
It's often noted that Alastor prefers the company of women, but that doesn't mean he dislikes the presence of all men. There's some speculation that Alastor played mentor to Vox too, and that's quite possible. Here's this new media-personality type around with this newfangled visual approach and since Vox was middle-aged and died in the 50s, when television was only JUST becoming The Thing, he would have a more than reasonable knowledge of radio as well. Like maybe Alastor started out as kind of a mentor figure, the guy Vox went to for advice and assistance, but damn... this is a genuine peer.
But, like... you can't just go trusting people, man.
Alastor's trying to keep it transactional as with Rosie, but Vox isn't about that. He's the "we're all in this together" guy. If you're genuinely bonded, he'll back you up. He's got you. And that's just... not something Alastor can believe.
When enough people let you down, you can't even trust people with the small things, never mind the big things. When enough people don't show up for you, you start to expect it to the point where you don't even give them a chance. You ask for a small favour and when it isn't miraculously done in an arbitrary amount of time that your brain just suddenly decides has been Too Long, you assume you've been ditched, do it yourself, and never ask them again.
Who the fuck is Vox to break that?
And Vox gets it. Sorta. I don't think you can really get it unless you've been there and he's never been. But okay... Alastor's got trust issues. That's fine. That's a thing. It's not going to go away overnight. Vox can handle that. He just has to keep proving that he's there, that he's got Alastor's back. He tries to make it official... Let's join up. Professionally or personally, doesn't matter. Let's do it. You and me against the world. I totally mean that.
And Alastor can't. He just can't. And that's fine. You can't right now. That's fine. Door's open.
But, you know... it makes Alastor think. Vox is someone who's willing to put his money where his mouth is. Beyond transactional. He's willing to bet a formal alliance.
So Alastor is still in his Overlord hunting phase and he really fucks himself over. Maybe it's Zestial. Maybe it's someone he beats, but he fucks himself up doing it. Like, he's in a bad way. And cell phones aren't thing yet, but they do have radio. He could... He could call Vox. Right? He could do that?
Right?
So Vox, nascent Overlord trying to get his studio up and running, is having the worst possible day. Like, every bit of shit that could hit the fan has hit the fan and is spraying everywhere. And he gets a radio transmission from Alastor. Alastor needs him and it's... well, kind of urgent.
And here's the thing. When you don't trust people to show up for you, there is no difference between "broke my leg, but probably won't die in the next hour" urgency and "I'm bleeding out, this is life or death" emergency. Hell, even admitting urgency is a bit much because when you routinely (if unknowingly) sabotage any attempt to assist you, putting that kind of onus on anyone fucks with your worldview.
So Vox is all, shit... I have all this and Alastor too. Well, it's urgent, so I'd better wrap up and get out there.
And he does. Pretty quickly too. Let's say it takes him about forty minutes. Forty minutes with a broken leg is horrible, but honestly... with travel and no cameras all over the city to zap around... understandable.
Forty minutes when you're bleeding out is a death sentence. Even if you can regenerate, I don't imagine it would be pleasant.
So Alastor waits, trying to first aid himself. Five. Ten. Okay, fifteen minutes and things are getting bad. He starts to find new ways to stitch himself back together.
Twenty minutes pass and what he's always suspected is true:
If you don't do it, no one else will.
So Vox shows up just after Alastor has finished helping his own self and gets the coldest reception ever recorded. What took you so long? I thought you had my back?/Hey, I came as soon as I could. You said it was urgent./Well, I needed you right away./This was as fast as I could get here short of an emergency./Well, it was an emergency./I didn't know it was an emergency! Why didn't you say it was an emergency?/You should have just been here. Obviously you can't be trusted./WTF? I dropped everything for you, you prick!
Etc.
Vox thinks this is very unfair. Very unreasonable. And it is. It's very unreasonable because it's very irrational. But also, Vox can't see the extent of the damage. Alastor won't show it now. The window for that kind of vulnerability is long gone.
Hate is love gone to seed. You hate in equal measure to what you loved. Alastor's hate is cold and disdainful. He just mocks Vox at a distance. The more cameras show up around Pentagram City, the more places he has to be condescending.
Vox's hate is hot and volatile. More so because he's confused. He's being shut out for being too slow because Alastor was hurt, but aside from a bit of blood around the place, the bastard was walking around and acting just fine. What the hell is this treatment? WTF? WTF? WTF?
They do dust up at least once — where Alastor almost beat Vox (and I contend he just up and left the fight) — but most of their fighting is just via video. Vox jeers from the screens and Alastor smirks into cameras.
And then the failed extermination happens. And Vox is thrilled when Alastor gets his ass handed to him. Like, genuinely. He loved enough to hate that much. He's genuinely pissed when Alastor gets away. Very much so.
Except, sometime later, when the Vees are making a play for the hotel, or otherwise trying to consolidate power, he gets one up on Alastor. Maybe they fight and Vox has him at his mercy. Maybe he gets captured and Vox is just lording over him. Whatever. And Vox notices that Alastor has kind of a lot of blood on him for what's been going on. For the kind of fight... For being tied up... Whatever.
And he just... needs to know. Because it's off. It's not right. And what he finds out is that the wound Adam gave Alastor hasn't healed. Not completely, or maybe not at all. Alastor's stitched it together with wishes and prayers and those don't hold so well.
And Vox wants to keep hating, because hate is addictive, but what you see through a screen and what you see in front of you are two different things and... well...
Vox... kind gets it.
Not really, because you can't know unless you've been there, but it's like... If Alastor's been walking around with this gaping wound, acting like nothing's wrong, what was he hiding back then? How much did Vox not see? It doesn't make Alastor's approach any less unreasonable, but... If he's got an angelic wound ripping him open and he doesn't feel he can ask Princess Unicorn Kisses for assistance, what does it mean that he asked Vox?
And Vox just... takes care of it. Not with any expectation... just because he didn't know back then and now he does. It's years, maybe decades too late, but he knows what he was needed for now. He couldn't be there then, but can be there now, and his side is closed. Whatever Alastor wants to make of that is whatever Alastor wants to make of that — no one's going to get over pathological levels of self-reliance in a night — but there's peace on one side.
So yeah... a bit complicated for eight episodes per season.
But holy fuck it would be hilarious if two media demons blew up their relationship over a lack of communication...
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all three parties working together to resurrect ashton

#critical role#cr3#vox machina#the mighty nein#bells hells#ashton greymoore#cr liveblog#liveblog*#shouting into the void*
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Looks like Cyn’s got a new toy. What do you think?
#my edits#hazbin hotel#murder drones#hellaverse#glitch productions#hazbin hotel vox#vox hazbin hotel#murder drones cyn#md cyn#cyn murder drones#cyn md#solver vox#absolute solver#the solver of the absolute fabric#the void#the exponential end
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