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acronym49 · 2 years ago

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Sometimes, once in a great while, youtube really gets me.

#I love isopods #I know they're not bugs #But they're bugs to ME (affectionate)#Maybe it's like lettuce #Or wait no it's tomatoes?#Fuck idk just vegetables #Bug is just a cullinary term ♡#And vegetables are... bugs #I... forgot where I was going with this #Isopods #Isopod meme #Best crustacean #Bug meme #Tw bugs #Shitpost #Tags are fucked #Meme #Shitpost meme #B u g

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doodle-sodapop · 7 months ago

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Gonna munch, gonna crunch

With a wordless version so you can see Ozzie better.

Sidenote. You ever notice how many rabbit toons there are? Like wow! Didn’t know people back in the day loved rabbits so much!

Original down below

Credits to itasawah on TikTok!

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awesomecooperlove · 1 year ago

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THE ONLY WAY TO END STUPIDITY IS TO WAKE UP HUMANITY

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#maggots #food #save the planet by eating grains #seeds #nuts #fruits #lentils #vegetables #bugs are not human food #end the lunacy #know your enemy #deep state oligarchs are criminals #speak up #crimes against humanity #standup #truth #please share #wwg1wga

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coco-coquette · 7 months ago

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Spring Templates

#kawaii #decome #decomail #green #red #yellow #vegetables #fruits #apples #peppers #flowers #trees #borders #dividers #frames #bugs #caterpillars

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aka-indulgence · 2 years ago

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I’m a very city girl and now I’m imagining going to the country side and meeting farmtale Sans…

You moved there for some reason and need a place to stay, Sans was kind enough to give you somewhere to stay with some chores to do to lower your rent. You’re not experienced and you’re not that good with the chores- sometimes farm animals freak you out (cows are big, theres so many chickens, what iS THAT GIANT SPIDER?!), you can’t move heavy stuff around, even the tools are heavy for you.

And… Sans thinks you’re cute. He can do the work you do much faster than you could, but he likes your company. Every time you drop a stack of hay and panic he can’t help but chuckle and throw it on top of the pile in his arms. He likes how you’re impressed by his skill with tools and the fact that he can drive tractors. You may not be good at your job, but he likes that you want to learn anyway. You like the animals when he teaches you how to read their behavior better.

He really likes it when he saves you from a giant bug and you give him “my hero” eyes…

“those darn eyes are gonna be the death of me.”

#cityfolk where you at #im scared of bugs but i like running in the mud if thats anything dsjhdff #ive always been in the city #its kinda embarrassing when a country person mentions how Bad I am at farm stuff dsjhf #brain: BUT WHAT IF HE FINDS IT CUTE #me: but what if he finds it cute…#he’s got rough phalanges #you’ve got soft ‘i havent touched dirt in 20 years’ hands #you sit down a lot because your back’s aching #from raking/moving vegetables into a truck or something #Sans: *moving whole crates into the truck on his own* what an angel she’s makin’ work so much easier for me #ofc hes big stronk skeleton… hoheheheh #aka writing

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jenfoundabug · 10 months ago

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Did you know mantises fluoresce in uv light? This lovely lady was living in my vegetable garden last year. This is what she looks like in the daylight:

Lady Mantis Religiosa, Guardian of the Carrots <3 European mantis (Mantis religiosa) Northern California, US

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petsemataries · 10 days ago

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biobox / zetabox stimboard for anon ☆

i made one like a week ago.... the bioboxlings are so greedy /lhj (they deserve two stimboards it's ok with me)

🌻 🦋 / 🌙 / 🥭 🧃 / ⭐ / ✏️ 🍊 / ☀️ / 🏵️ 🌻

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stellanix · 1 year ago

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i swear the next time i see a post making fun of summer enjoyers i'm gonna become the joker. i currently can't go out to get food or go grocery shopping because my whole town is encased in slippery-ass ice and it's not safe to drive anywhere. i had to cancel plans i'd been looking forward to for months because of extreme cold. on colder days i can't go outside without putting on a sensorily hellish amount of thick layers. i get seasonal depression because i have to go to work in a windowless office and the sun sets before i can go home. fuck winter. give me my light and warmth back

#and yes i know summer is hot and has bugs and stuff #when i'm not in a windowless office my job has me doing fieldwork #including in the summer when it's hot and the sun is beating on me and i'm getting eaten by bugs and drenched in sweat #and i have to fight thick vegetation for every step #i know the worst summer has to offer probably more than most people #and i still prefer it to winter

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cynicjovial · 1 year ago

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A couple of journalists are making a short documentary about the garden I go at (its like, a project for psychiatric patients) and they started using the camera around today to test microphones and stuff so theres now a footage of greasy me infodumping while digging into the dirt and the journalist was very impressed and liked it so i think theyre gonna make me do that again for the final product

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#personali posti #i just love pillbugs that has not anything to do with the fact i work at that garden #i go about random shit i know about bugs and plants and then they ask me 'oh whats this plant?' and im like brother idk i just got here #idk squat about vegetables and flowers im sorry i just played a lot of animal crossing😭

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lavs-stimming-mood · 6 months ago

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A stimboard of Ororon from Genshin Impact!

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#stimboard #stim #genshin impact #ororon genshin #gi ororon #genshin ororon #animal stim #blue #black #orange #purple #bat stim #bug stim #star stim #vegetable stim #food stim #night stim

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alienbath · 1 year ago

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I remember when a stink bug kept me out of my house because it decided to do the tap dance on my doorknob. Anyway here's the southern green stink bug.

(Source: Herb Pilcher, USDA-ARS)

#southern green stink bug #green stink bug #stink bug #Nezara viridula #bugs #insects #bug #animals #green vegetable bug

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friendsinsolitude · 19 days ago

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Wait azuki is fine? Beans are fine? Are beans not vegetables to Rui? Or just red bean paste? Cause it’s sweet? Or cause it’s processed? Is it an exception for all legumes and legume products? I feel like it would be a real goddamn stretch to call peanuts or tofu vegetables right. But no way are green beans or bean sprouts or snow peas not vegetables right. Rui what’s your stance on the humble black bean. Rui please write a manifesto.

#need to create a list of everything Rui has ever been shown to eat or I’ll die #rambles #I need a yes/no answer for if every plant and fungus is a vegetable or not.#it’s bugged forever that that’s simply impossible because vegetables aren’t real #like even before Rui existed I needed to categorize this. so imagine my torment at it being relevant #and on a completely impenetrable judging rubric because it’s a matter of his perception but he’s not real and I can’t just ask him

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xxyikesmanxx · 8 months ago

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I work at Walmart and this aphidlion larva surprise bit the shit out of me out of nowhere he will live forever in infamy and in an alcohol specimen tube

RIP brave warrior

#insects #bugs #cute bugs #vegetables #ouch #working #work #funny #entomology #larva #lacewing #aphid lion #aphidlion #tiny #micro

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inthecityofgoodabode · 4 days ago

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June 2025: The Sunday Post

Rain-soaked bumblebee:

Ambush bug strikes:

One day's harvest:

Seen while walking:

Ambush bug strikes again:

We gave up on trying to start okra plants in the trough planter on the west side of the house because an unknown critter kept eating them to the ground as soon as they put out simple leaves & got a half inch tall. 5 out of 6 seeds isn't a bad germination rate:

All that remains of a mockingbird:

More seen while walking:

I tried my hand at making a smoothie. The recipe was pretty basic - 2 cups of papaya, 1 cup of blueberries, 1 yellow mango, 2 cups of ice, 4 sugar cubes & a generous squirt of pomegranate syrup: