#BUT GOD WAS IT HELLLL TRYING TO POST THIS

[alexakakarumi]

Like the tides - the full comic!! Okay listen, if you saw this post before but completely desorganized and wrong. No you didn't. That post does not exist. Only this one does. And yes I am uploading it fully because I cannot find it in myself to separate it for the millionth time. Yes I tried. I hated doing that. Is this maybe the worst way to upload it? Maybe. But I wanted to do it like this. Now, onto what I actually want to say.

Firstly, I want to than @chipper-smol for being a incredible host and organizer to the whole ISAT telephone game, and also being a huge support and inspiration behing this comic!!! Like truly, I wouldn't have done this comic without them, and I can't thank them enough for it. This comic is my pride and joy, I can't imagine not having this with me now!! I also want to thank @breey2776-blog for writing the fic that inspired me to do this much in the first place!! I can't compliment her writing enough, and I am so thanful to have had her before me. If you haven't read it already. Do it. Right here.

And also, I want to thank the whole server for being such heartwarming place and have been so welcoming since the beginning. Thank you for being there and talking silly things with me or just being there, in general. And if you want to see more of the ISAT telephone game, click here!

[ritsusstuff]

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more zombie au :] (1.2k words)

The odor of rot has joined the damp growth of life from pots. Even if some things die off without human aid, there are always stronger elements that thrive in their absence.

The aisles are overgrown. Ritsu brushes past the vines as gently as he can, wooden floor groaning under his worn soles. There’s a gap of empty space in the middle of each aisle that he slots through, eyes roaming the shelves of largely useless things. Stronger stems snag onto his backpack and he tugs distractedly while perusing the labeled pots along the tables.

The barn is quaint, and Ritsu thinks he would love to stay. Moss eats at the boards under his feet and bugs swarm around him in the hot air incessantly, but it’s peaceful and there’s a constant sprinkle of sound to his ears that have grown so used to silence. Whoever owned this place beforehand put up a few wind chimes indoors—they must’ve always had the front entrance open for customers.

It’s a quiet little homemade garden center, or something similar, on the side of the highway. It’s an overgrown property with something dead in the backyard that Ritsu refuses to acknowledge or let Shigeo near. The shingles and boards in the roof have been replaced with polyethylene sheets—a barn-turned-greenhouse, uprooted from the hay and cattle it likely used to house and settled back into the Earth to be a paradise for plants.

There’s a large branch hanging through a hole poked into the plastic overhead. It sways with the wind and the chimes that follow, and Ritsu whistles with the leadless melody and gives it a direction while he studies old seed packets.

They didn’t stop here for any particular reason—a garden center doesn’t have much for apocalypse survivors, but Shigeo has always liked overgrown things. He’d always enjoyed taking care of their mother’s plants back home, and then Reigen’s at the office. His brother likes the humidity of greenhouses and the smell of soil and dirt and must.

He sees the top of Shigeo’s head over the aisles, across the barn. He walks past a shovel hanging on the wall and yelps out a grunt when it clangs to the floor behind him. Ritsu shakes his head and smiles, running his fingers along faded price tags.

The feeling of greenhouses has always had this… wet fullness, to Ritsu.

When he breathes in it’s like he can taste the life that breathes out and it feels like a conversation, a question and an answer, both of which he’s not sure how to articulate. The leaves wave to him and he waves back, the once-active sprinklers pepper his skin with dots, with compliments, with proclamations they are eager to share. The vines weave between fencing just to reach him, just to talk.

He understands why Shigeo likes it, and why he’d always asked to accompany their mother on trips to get new seeds. Ritsu hadn’t really understood, then, how pretty it could be, how full it could feel.

Shigeo had always been right about loving the little things. Ritsu wishes he’d seen that sooner.

His brother ambles down the aisle ahead of him and he listens to the quiet patter of his sloppy footwork, moving around a table of seed trays. His whistles carry across the barn, sort of aimless in their own right instead of leading the wind and the chimes somewhere worthwhile, but the sounds soak into the overhead plastic nicely, so he keeps going.

He pulls back a layering of vines and leaves to scan the contents of another shelf, and then he notices Shigeo stop in his peripherals. His dirty shoes stay planted in the corner of his vision, leaves burying the toes, and Ritsu looks away from the products.

He means to say something, to ask him what’s up even if saying things to Shigeo very rarely results in productivity, but he stops when he realizes his brother’s head is… tilted.

He’s looking at him with as much inquisitiveness as his dulled down awareness can muster, pale eyes flickering across Ritsu’s face like he’s working out some puzzle. He instinctively stops whistling, brain lagging behind on this new info of this new behavior, and the sound fizzles out into a little huff of air that leaves the greenhouse feeling oddly empty.

Shigeo studies him for a moment longer, blinking slowly, and then he straightens his head out as Ritsu stares back. His brother’s gaze lingers there on his mouth, like he’s still confused, like he still expects something to happen.

Ritsu blinks once, twice. The wind chimes call as wind pokes at his greasy spikes, as it prods at the ends of his jacket and fills the silence with a different flavor of itself. The interest in the zombie’s eyes fades a little, gaze straying to the vines around them.

Very tentatively, Ritsu wets his lips and blows. The whistle grabs his brother’s attention immediately, and he’s suddenly tilting his head like a curious dog.

He can’t help the laugh that spills out and makes the whistle a mess of exhales. His shoulders shake a little and he hurries to keep the tune steady and consistent; a few seconds pass and Shigeo tilts his head the other way, exhausted eyes big and more alert than they’ve been in days.

Ritsu experiments, and ventures around with the sound—goes lower and higher and watches his brother twist his head back and forth like he’s trying to understand calculus. There’s something very innocent about it, about the look in his eyes that reminds him of when they were kids and their father would show them magic tricks.

It’s muted by the ever-present fog there in his pupils, but Ritsu thinks he sees a spark of that life in them, of that curiosity born from a mind that knows little. He gives him a simple sensation, a simple experience, and his brother is eating it all up like he’s four again, like he’s new and everything is colorful and unknown and big.

Ritsu watches Shigeo tilt his head back and forth, watches the rusty gears behind his window panes move. He changes tactics, because some sad part of him tells him to, and whistles Shigeo’s favorite song instead.

He remembers the name, but he doesn’t need the name because when he thinks of the tune he thinks of his brother, and that’s all that matters. It’s happy, because Shigeo likes happy music. It’s chipper and yet it meanders, like it’s willingly getting lost, like it’s wandering where it wants to and it’ll eventually find its roots again. It’s happy the whole time. The whole adventure.

Shigeo stops tilting his head, and the gears behind his eyes churn a little bit faster. His gaze clings to Ritsu’s and his brother makes actual eye contact, sinks his own being into Ritsu’s head when he’s least prepared for it. The recognition in his gaze has his soul souring.

He keeps whistling. He doesn’t want to stop, because Shigeo feels like Shigeo right now, and he doesn’t want that to stop.

His brother stares. Ritsu’s grief tints the music.

[iheartmonaco]

could you make a george russell x m!reader smau

ik u usually do text fics but i thought i’d make a request any way

love ur fics btw :)

Sure I can, anon. You're too sweet <3

Is He Gay Or European?

George Russell X Male! Influencer! Reader

George trying to soft launch his relationship but the fans just think he's being.... George

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User6 this is literally the same restaurant George Russell was spotted at last night

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User9 y'all need to get a fkn life lol, stop obsessing over other people's lives

User10 GEORGE RUSSELL AND LEWIS HAMILTON IN THE LIKES WHAT THE HELLLL

User9 no cuz there are so many influencers getting into f1 recently it's kinda annoying

User11 @user9 shut the hell up literally let people enjoy what they want???? What are you the joy and whimsy police??

User12 idk if it's just me but y'all are freaking out over nothing, George Russell and Y/n L/n have been liking each other's posts for a long time...

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User20 GEORGE RUSSELL SECRET GIRLFRIEND?????????

User21 boyfriend*

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User25 FWHAT THE FUCK I JUS WOKERUP FROM A NAP WHAT DID I MISS??????

User26 guys honestly why are we even surprised? Maybe they're just hanging out

User27 George Russell willingly spending his free time locked in a room with sweaty man, likely place for him to be

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[kingkatsuki]

Chubby!reader who goes to one of those hero dinners with Bakugo. He picked out a matching dress with fhe help if his mother, think you look gorgeous and thanks to the dress you were 20 minutes late because you couldn't help bending you over the sofa before you left. But then, someone makes a comment as you pick up the canapés and all hellll breaks loose.

"Should you be eating that?"

And you stop. You're used to this, he was a fit and muscled pro-hero, you were just you. And even though he loved your soft body, the lush thighs and the way your body felt in his hands, he hated shit like this.

"Huh? The hell did you just say?"

Shellz this has been in my ask box for far too long, but oh my god Bakugou would lose his utter shit.

There would be news articles and tweet after tweet about how Dynamight kicked another Pro-Heroes ass at the gala— literally post after post of people unsurprised that the number two hero got into another fight. Saying that he should be cancelled and that a villainous Pro-Hero like him shouldn’t even have a career or a platform to begin with.

And his PR team are losing their shit, frantically trying to draft up a scripted apology for him to read out on the Hero Channel live the next day— trying to give him a bullshit statement about how he’s just been stressed lately. And Bakugou is like “I ain’t readin’ this shit, asshole deserves to be in hospital after what he said.”

And you feel so guilty that even though it’s not your fault, he still got himself into this because of you. So you decide to set the record straight, and you tweet your side out to your small following so people can understand why Dynamight acted that way.

And the outpouring of love and support from the Internet is insane, anything from people happy that Dynamight is celebrating body positivity to calling him a chubby chaser😂😭 and people calling the other Pro a fucking idiot because it’s obvious how hot you are?

But of course you already know that, because Bakugou had your ankles above your shoulders immediately after the gala to show you just how much he loves your perfect body.

“Better not fuckin’ change because of one shitty comment, sweetheart. You’re perfect.”

[losersimonriley]

twenty questions for fic writers

Thank ya @femalefemur <333

1. how many works do you have on ao3?

31

2. what's your total ao3 word count?

98,041

3. what fandoms do you write for?

Just the modern warfare reboot at the moment, but I’ve got fics from a few different fandoms

4. top five fics by kudos

First Light (ghost/soap)

Keep going (ghost/soap)

Completely, Selfishly (connor/gavin)

Every way that matters (ghost/soap)

Headshot Holidays (ghost/soap)

5. do you respond to comments?

I try! I really, really appreciate anyone who takes the time to leave comments, especially with fanfic being treated more and more like ~ quick to consume content~ I try to respond to every comment because the least I can say is thank you <3 But I got way behind on replies so there are a lot just sitting in my inbox waiting right now 💀 Swear I’m gonna get to em eventually

6. what is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

How it’s supposed to be (connor/gavin) bc it’s just both of them fucking dying lmao

7. what's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

This is a hard one bc I’m very much an angst with a happy ending writer, so most of my stories end on at least a hopeful note. I’ll say Every way that matters bc they are both just so sickly sweet in this one

8. do you get hate on fics?

Not bad enough that I remember. I used to have older works up before I regrettably purged them from existence that I remember getting rude comments on but wouldn’t necessarily categorise as hate

9. do you write smut?

Hellll yeahhh brotherrrr

10. craziest crossover:

I don’t have any crossovers per say but I’d really like to do a twister inspired tf 141 fic

11. have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I know of 👀

12. have you ever had a fic translated?

No but I’m ok with it

13. have you ever co-written a fic before?

No but I think it would be fun with someone I’m comfortable enough with! *looks at Camus with big sickly green eyes*

14. all time favorite ship?

Destiel owns me until I die, they were part of my life for so long and there is just so many years and so much between them. But god do I love ghoap

15. what's a wip you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

I am going to finish all my wips even if they end up sucking ass

16. what are your writing strengths?

Dialogue maybe? I’ve been told I have good dialogue

17. what are your writing weaknesses?

Aghhh descriptions. I hate describing things. I just want the things to Happen. And pacing lmao. This is one reason why I’ve always struggled with long fics

18. thoughts on dialogue in another language?

I know a lot of people find it unnecessary and jarring but I love it. Especially because it can encourage people to become interested in a new language

19. first fandom you wrote in?

I can’t remember if it was doctor who or my chemical romance but I’m pretty sure it was one of the two?

20. favorite fic you've written?

Oh it’s definitely gonna be Sundowning when I finish it. But so far my fav posted one is probably headshot holidays (ghost/soap) or music of the night (newt/hermann)

I’ll tag uhhhh @solivagantingrebel @lokibus @tumbleweedtech @forestshadow-wolf and anyone else who wants to do it! (sorry if y’all have already been tagged in this, I haven’t been very active on here the past few days so 🫡)

[ladyelissarose]

Warnings: mentions of a club, (I don’t know if that’s a warning) being beat, drugs mentioned too, angst all in between! So sorry for barely posting today, I had a rough week. But I still love you and appreciate you all!!💕♥️

“The Secrets of Gotham-Unmasked”

Chp. 25 pt.2

Y/n’s POV

 Soon the Uber driver which was known as a taxi of course, had driven up to the location Saunders had written down for her, looking up at the building once she got off the taxi she thought,

  ‘Iceberg Fish Co.? What the hellll... damn the more you know huh?’

  That’s when she heard Saunders voice through the comms,

  ‘Alright Diana, there’s a door up front go up to it, there will be twins brothers opening it up for you, there The Penguins bouncers, they have a code word they use, just say, “I’ve heard they say the fish is colder within the club.

  Then just show them the application, they check you for weapons, then you’ll be in.’

  “Alrighty then... going up to it now.”

 Just as she approached it the two doors opened revealing the identical twin bouncers, the first one looked at her up and down taking her appearance as he questioned sternly,

  “Are you lost princess?”

With a sly smirk Y/n answered,

  “I’ve heard they say the fish is colder within the club?”

  “Huh... you may be right, let me see what you have there.”

  Picking up the application form Y/n added,

  “Of course I’d be right, why else would I be here?”

  Taking the form both brothers looked it through and the second one asked,

  “Who told you about this place, you’re new around here.”

  Alfred then spoke saying,

  ‘Say Selina Kyle.’

 “Selina Kyle, she was a good friend of mine, saw I was going through a rough time and requested here.”

  Smirking at each other the first brother told the other,

  “Why don’t you lead her upstairs? Let’s see what Oz has to say about this.”

  “Bet, come on baby, let’s introduce you to what Gotham is really all about.”

  Leading Y/n inside after checking her bag she soon was really able to see what Bruce had meant about the Iceberg Lounge, it was dark and somewhat foggy inside, the heat within was radiated off the amount of bodies that danced around in the place. The music was loud and bouncing off of Y/n’s ears, lights of different colors but mostly red, were shining and moving in every direction. 

  ‘This is a club indeed, God damn and I thought a night bar at D.C. was bad... this is basically hell.’

  She felt her arm being pulled as the twin drew her close to him to tell her over the music some directions,

  “You just go up those stairs and through that door, you’ll find what you’re looking for there, Oz be waiting for you. Good luck baby.” 

  Sending him a blowing kiss Y/n thanked him,

  “Thank you sweetheart.”

  Walking up the stairs she heard Saunders talk her through,

 ‘Just go with it, your name is Diana Taylor, and Selina Kyle referenced you to the place, you have your information there, he’ll read through it all, he doesn’t just let anyone in, he likes to know them well. Now, his name is Oswald Cobblepot, he’s the Penguin. Let’s hope he gets you working tonight, try to pressure the fact that you’re in desperate need of money, saying you’d do anything for extra. Maybe you can convince him.’

  “Alright I’m walking in. Meaning I’m gonna stop talking.”

  ‘Don’t worry about getting to us Miss Y/n, we got you covered.’

  Hearing Alfreds assurance made Y/n square her shoulders and walk in with confidence, and upon entering she saw William Kenzie, someone she had heard about from Gordon, he was a corrupt former detective of the GCPD. 

  ‘Ugh, of course he’d be here like a damn guard, just remember, you’re Diana and a club worker.. yeah sounds about right. And who the heck is Selina Kyle? Is she the Princess of Gotham or something, sounds like everyone knows her. Hmph, I’ll worry about that later... now it’s show time.’

  “Woah woah woah hold it there Barbie, where do you think you’re going?”

  William Kenzie stuck his hand out to stop her from coming further in, Y/n high pitched her voice as she explained,

  “I came here to see the Penguin, I heard he needed hiring for some positions?”

  “Ohh I finally have someone coming in! Let her through Kenzie, meet me downstairs at the 44 Below, come in baby.”

  ‘That’s the fucking Penguin?! Shit-“

  Kenzie moved his hand and gestured her to go inside, Y/n sent him a sweet smile as she stepped into the room, her loud clicking heels echoing off the glass window walls, she took at seat in front of Oswald as she spoke,

  “I have an application form, I hope you like it.”

  Crossing her legs seductively she handed him the paper, making sure to bend and stretch over to him enough to make her breasts be noticed well, of course the Penguin took a sly glance before grabbing the form, he looked it through as a worker walked in with a tray full of packages and a yellow envelope. And in her other hand she had a smaller tray but with a glass of what looked like whiskey. Setting it down she took a look at Y/n and nodded her head in acknowledgment of her presence, Y/n sent a super small smile with the same nod, then the Penguin said,

  “Thank you baby, just leave it there, here, take a couple of drops.”

  Handing her two packages the girl stuffed it in her bra and walked out without another word.

  ‘So those are the drops? Huh... I wonder what kind of drug it is though. Maybe I should start pushing my case.’

  “So I was wondering if I could start tonight?-“

  “Desperate huh?”

  “Rent is due and I’m out, please I’d do anything for any amount of cash to get me through at least this month, I really need it.”

  Sitting back to think about her plea the Penguin skimmed through the pages again, then ordered,

  “Stand up.”

 ‘Oh shit.’

  “Ok.”

  Standing up the Penguin made a gesture with his fingers signaling her to do a simple turn, so he could get a whole view of her, he smirked as he watch her at his mercy of command, then told her to sit back down as he called out through his speaker, 

  “bring me my bouncers,”

  ‘What gonna happen? Ok ok breathe breathe.’

  Y/n felt her skin crawl all of a sudden, feeling small as she sat there vulnerable and open to anything that could possibly happen, and at hearing the Penguin call for his bouncers, meaning more people in a room with her alone, just didn’t help her nervousness. But soon the twins walked in,

  “”Yes boss””

 Standing up the Penguin explained to Y/n,

  “Listen Diana Taylor, here, this place is a safe place for anyone, and I mean anyone. I’m not a part of anything that happens here though, I just do what I need to do and that’s it. Here you’ll see people from district offices and government officials, and you can’t ever say a word or else.“

  Feeling a cloth being pressed to her back Y/n then felt a hard stick or bar hit her across the back harshly sending her to the floor, then a couple more hits. She hissed through the pain and thought she was going to receive more until one of the twins picked her up facing her to the Penguin as he drew closer to her holding up her chin,

  “Or else you will be treated accordingly by us, this was just a tap of what I’ll really do to you, do you understand?”

  “Yes”

  Letting her chin go he added,

  “Talk to Gracie Helens, she does this kind of stuff here, she’s in the dressing room, take her this green card, I’ll let you access both floors but just for the month, sense you insist you need the cash.”

  Convincing the Penguin more Y/n agreed,

  “I really do need it.”

  “Then on you go, this is the pass card, and remember what I told you.”

 Pressing his large hand against her back so she could feel the sting of where she got hit was his reminder. Then he led her out. As soon as she walked out she heard Saunders voice,

 ‘I didn’t think he’d do that I’m sorry, are you ok?’

 Feeling her skin burn on her back from the hits she tried to roll her shoulders a little as she responded,

  “Yeah I’m good, it was just unexpected. Now who’s this Gracie Helens?”

 ‘She works with the ladies, she’s kinda like the manager. So go to her and present to her your green card, she’ll let you through, Oz must be having a good night, which is good, so keep your cover up and find Mackenzie, or anyone else you feel was involved in your fathers murder.’

 “Alright copy that,”

 Y/n soon found Gracie and was able to get directions for around the place, 

  ‘Thank God Gracie was pretty nice, she even said she liked my smile. Saying it was at attractive... well ok then.. oh! here’s the elevator for the downstairs.’  

  The doors opened for Y/n to go in, she was met with William Kenzie once again, 

  He scoffed,

  “He let you down here?”

 Showing off her card she said yes,

  “Yup, are you coming in or out?”

  “I’m going back down.”

 “alright.”

 Stepping inside the doors closed on them as he stood at least a foot away from her, he then handed her his card,

  “Whenever you get at the point of working behind the closed doors, call me first. I like you.”

  Y/n sent him a tight lipped smile and prayed that the doors would soon open, she couldn’t stand his presence. Fortunately they did and she right away went towards a group of girls that stood around in the same kind of clothes she wore, approaching them Y/n greeted,

  “Hi!”

 One of the prettier ones with bigger breasts and an average height mocked,

 “Hey y’all didn’t tell me that Oz hired a giraffe!”

  They all started to cackle amongst themselves making Y/n look stupid, but Y/n soon found out her name when one of the others said,

  “Debby shut up, say what’s your name girly?”

  “I-I’m-“

 “Awe look at her she’s stuttering, probably it’s cause she didn’t hear us sense she’s so tall! Why don’t you bend down huh?”

  Y/n huffed through her nose as she felt an irritation rise in her chest because of her stupid mockery, but Alfred calmed her down instantly,

  ‘Your heart beat is rising Y/n, don’t let them get to you, they’re immature and that’s how they behave. Grab a tray with drops and glasses and walk away, ignore them. Look for Mackenzie, you’re here for him not them.’

  “Fine.”

 Looking at Y/n confused Debby questioned,

 “What do you mean fine?”

 Spinning on her heal Y/n grabbed a full tray that was ready to be taken and began to walk away from the girls, swaying her hips feeling a little bit better for listening to Alfred, though she could hear them laughing harder as she left but stood her ground. Looking around at every table Y/n searched desperately for Mackenzie, but couldn’t find him. But she either way helped around while playing her role and getting cash as she went,  a few offered her to be taken to the back with them for ‘a good time’, but she declined all the offers saying she was off limits to the club. 

  ‘Damn half the GCPD and DA’s office is down here.. but where’s Mackenzie? I thought he’d be here.. it’s the weekend.’

  “Hey Uncle G, I’m not picking him up anywhere, does he arrive later in the night or what?”

  ‘I believe he does, when your dad and I would come around he was always late because of his job, and especially now that he’s Chief of Detectives... just hold on out there you’re doing well, just focus and stay away from the drunk/drugged guys please.’

  “Copy that.”

 Gordon’s POV

 Gordon was the one holding back Mackenzie in his office as he argued with him with fury in his voice,

  “How could you give Y/l/n a formal funeral with no body? That’s utterly ridiculous!!”

  “The press or anyone outside of this system or building doesn’t know that Jim! It’s been almost 3 weeks and she hasn’t shown up, I already have the ceremony in the works-“

  “YOU DIDN’T FIND HER BODY GOD DAMNIT! WHATS THE MAYOR GOING TO SAY?”

  “I TOLD HER Y/N’S BODY WAS BURNED IN THE CAR SHE DROVE!”

  Rolling his eyes at Mackenzie’s lies Gordon stood from his seat and asked,

  “Have the feds said anything about this? I’m sure this incident reached the ears of the FBI.”

  “It did reach them and they’re on my side Jim, unlike you that’s always deviating and working with psychopaths.”

 “You’re the psycho Bock! You first lied about Y/n having drops and cash on her when you know it wasn’t hers, making us end up in the predicament were in now!”

  Taking out a folder of files Bock said,

  “The FBI were able to pull out fingerprints, explain that-“

  “You paid them money and shit to get them to do that and lie for you to cover your ass and mistakes, those are not her fingerprints.”

  “Well to late to fight that now, her ceremony is in 3 weeks, it’s going to be a simple one too, the city isn’t paying much for it.”

  “Y/n was a well trained detective Bock, she was dedicated to her work and tasks, she caught the Joker for crying out loud! As well as putting away Stewart. A serial killer, the least you could do to make up for your wrongs is give her a proper ceremony, the city doesn’t have to take in count the reason why she’s dead and everything that the FBI knows about her death. Honor her death at least.”

  “Hmph.. I’ll think about it.. now get the hell out, I need to go.”

  “Go where?”

 “That’s none of your business but if you must know I’m going to see the officials, now leave.”

 Before Mackenzie could tell him a second time Gordon left and walked out of the building, and called Batman to tell him the news,

  “Come on pick up Chief.”

  Batman’s POV

 Batman was emptying an old shed he found in the outskirts of Gotham when he got a call, 

  ‘What happened now?’

 “Gordon.”

  “Chief, meet me at the signal.. I’m surrounded by to many people at the moment to tell you why, just meet me there.”

  “’k.”

 Hanging up his phone Batman looked through the rest of the items quickly and saw nothing useful, making him leave the area and getting in his Batmobile. He contacted RedHood through the comms letting him know that he would be gone,

  ‘Red, I’ll be at the signal. LT Gordon has something to tell me-‘

 ‘Can I come?!’

 ‘no.’

 ‘But B!-‘

 ‘Maybe another day. Continue to look around please, at 2 go home though. I don’t want you around for too long.’

  ‘Fiiiine.. let me know what happens.’

 ‘I’ll think about it.’

 ‘Bleh.’

 Batman rolled his eyes at RedHood’s childish response then let him go as he neared the signal. Checking the time Batman saw the clock had barley hit ‘1:30’, so he knew Y/b/n would be on his way home soon, which was good, he didn’t like the fact of him being alone out there with his conscious mind that still struggled with making the right choices. 

 Though he promised himself that soon they would work their way together to be a team, though he still wasn’t sure how yet, for the past 3 years he’s done this on his own, and the only time he had a partner which was Y/n when she was Shadow, things went to shit. But he knew that soon things would probably come into place, at least he hoped so.

  Gordon’s POV

 This time Gordon kept an eye out for the elevator for when Batman arrived, he didn’t want to be jump-scared again. He then heard the rumbling of the rising elevator and soon the Batman was walking through the gate towards him.

  “Chief.”

  “Gordon, what’s wrong.”

 “Mackenzie is going to have a funeral ceremony for Y/l/n-“

  “What?-“

  “That’s exactly what I said!”

 “But there’s no body to bury.”

 Shrugging his shoulders Gordon added,

 “I know that, but he bought his way to the feds to say that she was responsible for the drops and cash she had, somehow he made the system process her fingerprints onto the items.. but he refuses to let out that information to the media and all that’s stuff to not cause more problems-“

  “He makes his own problems bigger than himself and doesn’t know how to fix it?”

 “Exactly, Mackenzie’s mind is a mess right now, because they can’t find Y/n. She hasn’t come out or we haven’t seen a sign of life that gears towards her. Though I’m sure that he has a search party looking for Y/n, cause he’s scared now.”

  “Why? Because of what she’s capable of?”

  “Hmm hmm.. if there was one person on this earth that was closer than a centimeter away from putting him down forever it was Y/f/n, until Mackenzie pulled his stupid stunt killing him, but now it’s his daughter, Y/n, and Mackenzie can’t put a finger on her right now, she could be anywhere.”

  “But the system is so screwed up everywhere, Mackenzie pays them all to side him and increase the business that Y/f/n tried to take down, what makes you think she can? She’s one person against a whole system. And you don’t even know where she is.”

 Sighing will rubbing his face Gordon answered with a tone of sadness in his voice,

  “Huhhh... I don’t know. This is all a mess.. I think there’s no saving Chief, this is over. I thought I had a chance with the FBI to catch him, but they’re working with him too. We got no one, this is a lost case.”

 Looking away from Gordon to hide the pain in his eyes Batman commented,

  “We were all so close, I don’t want it to be over.”

  “Me too Chief, me too.”

[sheikah-simp]

Welp how are you feeling about the dlc? Didn’t try it out myself yet but i know what happens and uhh it sure is something

LMAO I've gone through the whole thing except the side stuff so extended review below. (Spoilers, obviously).

Narratively? Lazy. But I'm also a very harsh critic when it comes to story and writing and I suppose it's not like they were writing a sequel. It's DLC after all, not a whole new game. It's "extraneous" content you don't really need and boy did it really feel like that.

The beginning felt really strong and I was excited (even though after the first minute or two I had a pretty solid guess who the "one other!" character would be, and though admittedly I'm not through ALL the side content, upgrading characters and such, which is how I am CERTAIN you get this character unlocked, and I have a pretty solid guess on who it's going to be).

Kohga and Sooga's story??? Was a fucking??? Rollercoaster???? And a horrible one????? I got whiplash and then whiplash again and I didn't have any fucking time to process it because I wanted to get through to the shred of Astor content as quickly as humanly possible.

As I've said in a previous post, it was pro homo, homophobic, and then homo supremacist, and then homophobic again. But I suppose they're confirmed gay now because it was pretty much a textbook "bury your gays" situation. I do think it was a little traumatic that for the most part, we, as the audience, had to watch Sooga die twice. It was pretty well-understood in the main story that Sooga died protecting Master Kohga. And while the little flash of backstory was sweet and very revealing, the scene as a whole was so redundant because we already knew Sooga would die, and it let our hopes up that maybe he had survived (because they were fleeing from that original betrayal scene, where we all presumed him dead!) only to reveal that no, actually, he did die, and it was actually worse than we had originally imagined. The death was not on-screen, but it 100% felt like an on-screen death, as we physically watch all that energy leave his body and then it cuts to black, and that frankly was horrible, emotionally. (Story-wise though, I do think their mission was the strongest out of all of them, followed by Mipha & Sidon's and then Zelda & Rhoam's, but that's just personal opinion).

Something I did notice that did up the gay factor for me and really hammered in that "bury your gays" trope is that in the moment they are surrounded, there are some subtle but also very distinct parallels between when Link is left alone with the four blights and Sooga is. Unfortunately for our homosexuals, Kohga does not have a sealing power to awaken, and decides to run away. It's clear he's conflicted on whether or not to do so, but I think he ultimately chooses to not necessarily out of fear, but because it is clear from Sooga's perspective that Master Kohga making it out alive is the best possible way Kohga could honor Sooga's sacrifice. Sooga didn't want them to die together. Sooga's dying wish was for Kohga to live, and Kohga honored that.

That was a side tangent though now on to the fucking Astor.

Holy fuck bro. My expectations for you were low but holy fuck.

Somehow though? I think that's perfect for him?? Like oh my god king shit. Congratulations. Somehow, you made me know less about him. I feel like I know all information about Astor worse than I knew it before the DLC. What the fuck bro what the shit what the hellll.

Very glad to have had that measly shred of content though, in what was very easily the vaguest and most shallow cutscene of the whole game, because there are a couple beautiful shots of him and was proud to see that he had killed off his entire cult. (Well, not him, but.. you get it). We get no explanation of the cult. We get no explanation of the orb. Reasons I know fucking less about Astor than I did when I started.

Somehow it is so damn poetic though that they actually robbed him of even more agency by following it up with how it was very clearly Harbinger Ganon who was manipulating him and not the other way around, which is just... *chef's kiss* Like, they really took that one singular shred of power we all thought he had and tore it to fucking bits and pieces.

Gorgeous. Immaculate. Serene. King shit really. Look at this immaculate failure. You won cultmember jenga and got played by the great calamity. Congratulations.

It was actually made even clearer that Zelda & Co actually never learn his fucking name, which is somehow the most hilarious thing to me out of any of it. In that last mission Zelda says something along the lines of "omg its that guy who attacked us in Korok Forest" like they quite literally do not know who the fuck he is. He is quite literally just some random dude who walked up and started attacking them.

Everything about Astor makes less sense. When did he meet up with Kohga and Sooga. Why did they just instantly decide to trust him. How did he get Malice powers. The orb doesn't have a fucking name. Astor won the seance because he had anime protagonist hair and that was really the only thing that distinguished him from anyone else in that cult, and then he just got up and walked away.

11/10 somehow I think that fits

[my-reality-my-rules]

bestie, you did not tell me the classes at hogwarts would be stressful as hellll

me succeeding at the practical aspect of classes

charms, potions and transfiguration: time to learn about quintessence and the molecular aspect of this !!

somehow divination and defense against the dark arts is my best, charms and potions was my best until we started doing quintessence and the molecular part

— 🦋

[this is somewhat of a rant post, so sorry in advance lmfao]

the worst part about this is that i fucking relate to it so much. i know i haven't really posted about my experiences in some of my DR's—save for when i started and listed down my first times shifting—but my HP DR plays a big role in this.

why? because of this exact same reason. studying at hogwarts is simultaneously one of the best and worst things I've experienced. say what you want, but most fanfictions don't capture the lessons at the school as well as I'd want them to. it does make sense, in a way, as stories are more plot-driven. but if you wanted reference for actual classes, i wouldn't recommend going solely based on something you've read in a fic. the perspectives of authors always vary, and it's a bit hard to find something consistent and at the same time absolute.

i had to take a break from even going to that particular DR because i couldn't catch up on certain things—namely, (just like you said) the scientific aspects of the core subjects, and some of the more extensive laws and history that i planned to read up on. considering this was my HP/GoT crossover DR, it shouldn't have come off as a surprise to me, but I'll be damned if i didn't acknowledge just how heavy the texts would be.

i created my script for this thinking it'd be a blast—and in more ways than i could count, it is—but it's also stressful. not too unhealthy, but bad enough. I'm not against reading or writing in general, but my god i thought i would escape that aspect of school. guess i just got used to having a fully functional internet to remember that this was the 90's. i wanted to be the best student by doing stuff extensively like hermione, through hard work and sheer spite, though now I'm seriously rethinking that. if things go south, i might just actually script something for it since I'm lazy about the entire situation.

i guess my most favourite part about it was quidditch. typical, i know, but there's simply something about flying that makes it so fucking enjoyable. to HP shifters in general: if you're planning to shift to hogwarts, i suggest you try flying at least once! imo it's so worth my fear of heights and the countless bruises i got from playing beater. the action in itself is something i could only compare to being able to fly a plane in a videogame, or riding a zipline but with more aerial freedom. those aren't the most creative parallels i could make but they kinda get the image across.

anyways, what's your version of hogwarts like? i enjoy hearing about the different ideas people script for their realities. gives me a good boost of motivation when i see them. lots of the ones i saw are actually pretty smart, and more often than not i apply those details into my own DR's as well.

i only ever stayed in that DR for the plot, but since i haven't been there in a while, i might as well get reacquainted with it again. maybe get some tips or tutoring from my relatives there while I'm at it. much love ❤️

[pedroalonso]

i finished watching lcdp 5 and 

i fucking LOVED IT, thank you.

The stuff from part 3/4 were really good in terms of the flashbacks between berlermo and the brothers and their trio as a whole, but the bank stuff back then was kind of draggy which sucked because the bank should have had the intense scenes.

But then along came part 5 volume 1 and HELLLL YES!!! The action was intense and thrilling. The stakes were high. The emotional moments were perfectly squeezed in between the scenes and they were all so potent. The ending was beautifully foreshadowed and Tokyo went out with fucking style. An absolute icon. (RIP BABYGIRL I CANT BELIEVE THEY TOOK YOU AWAY FROM ME WHEN WE WERE JUST STARTING TO GET ALONG. What injustice.)

Also, I CAN’T BELIEVE THE GANG FINALLY UNDERSTANDS THE MEANING OF TEAM WORK??? AHHH MY HEART. MY BABIES. MY RAGTAG BUNCH OF MISFITS.

Part 5 really made me appreciate the whole gang. I realize that I have my favorites of course, but I LOVE THEM ALL, okay. ALL OF THEM.

I will say though, that as much as I love Pedro, the Berlin flashback scenes were really odd and felt out of place. Sure it was FUN, but I couldn’t connect it to anything that was going on in the main heist, nor did it add any emotional depth to what was happening there (unlike Tokyo’s flashbacks where we learned more about her character and empathized with her RIGHT BEFORE THEY KILLED HER OFF lmao)

But I said this before, I honestly don’t care about Berlin’s son, and I was hoping the flashbacks were going to make me change my mind by seeing how it affects the whole story. But it DIDN’T, not at all. It felt like Andrés had his own thing going on that had NOTHING to do with the bank, which sucked seeing as how his flashbacks in parts 3/4 showed that this was the heist he loved the most. This was his obra maestra. This was the heist Sergio (and to a certain degree Martín), decided to do in order to honor his memory. And seeing him running around Copenhagen with his newly introduced son and sidecharacters he barely interacted with before, supposedly POST MONASTERY, without his brother or Martín? Well. Put that on the list of TOP 10 ANIME BETRAYALS.

I am hoping though that SOMEHOW they’ll tie his plot together with everything else and there will be payoff. But for now, I’m afraid to say that IN A SURPRISING TURN OF EVENTS, I liked the Berlin flashbacks the least. I still enjoyed them because of Pedro, but it was definitely the weakest link in the series. Sorry mi amooor.

ANYWAY, here are some of my favorite bits:

ANY SCENE WITH PALERMO. God damn, Rodrigo de la Serna steals every scene he’s in. He doesn’t just hit the mark, he OBLITERATES IT. His expressions, his eyes, the changes in his voice. Every tiny bit of micro acting he’s doing absolutely adds to the moment and he just fucking NAILS IT. My god.  It made me miss the energy he and Pedro had, bouncing and playing off each other in the previous season. Hoping to get a little bit of that soon before the show ends. UGHH i miss my boys

the gandia fist fight with Bogota was exactly the kind of chaos I’m into yes PLEASE

Palermo/Lisboa In-Laws Slash Co-Leaders Power Duo MORE OF THAT TOO PLEASE

i really liked Monica’s arc this season and I love her for shooting Arturo to near death. RIP to her but i won’t feel guilty lmaoooo. Esther Acebo really brought it this season DAMN

I liked the Tokyo flashbacks bc Miguel and Ursula are both hot RIP hot people

All of the Andrés scenes were thankfully in character and despite hating the plot, I loved seeing him be a petty, evil, chaotic bastard

Andrés insisting Tokyo be in the heist was hilarious because we ALL KNOW how THAT turned out

Manila’s backstory was touching!!! I didn’t like her trying to mess with Monver though

ALICIA’S LABOR LMAO I JUST -- It was also hilarious as hell ok.

Also Marsella is too sexy for his own good THERE I SAID IT

That bit when Tamayo mocked Angel by making weird noises. I was like “Mans has officially gone off the rails”

The hostage escape was stressful but It WAS FUN. TEAMWORK

Sergio saying Raquel is the sexiest woman in the world but he loves her for her brains. LMAO.

That scene where Sergio apologizes to the gang for being caught and his voice started cracking when he said “Lo Siento Palermo” MAYHAPS I SCREAMED.

Tokyo’s death scene. Definitely just as jarring as Nairobi’s but as awesome as Berlin’s. It was a shock but it felt well done to me.

I NEED VOLUME 2 NOWWWWWWWWWWWW

[sieben9]

“the bear and the bow” impressions

{Quick request to anyone reading: I'm watching OUaT for the first time, and I want to avoid spoilers. So, if you want to discuss something spoilery, I'd be grateful if you could start a new post for that. Thank you!}

So…

!!!

Okay. Okay, okay, okay. One thing at a time. Other plots first, so I can gush about this in peace. ...oh, come on, you knew I was gonna.

Under the cut, obviously. Sorry, this is a bit more “recappy” than usual, because my OTP hasn’t had a decent conversation in ages, and I was determined to indulge myself.

how people kept a straight face around that thing, i will never know

Look, guys, you know that I love you, but I wish you'd put down the plot ball for a moment. You were great about realising that Arthur was up to no good back in Camelot--how is it that nobody had even the slightest clue until now? At least they weren't the only ones. Seriously, Arthur, you couldn't stick that mushroom in your pocket? Down your pants? Anything? I get that mushrooms are supposed to burn, but it was a goddamn magic mushroom, you bonehead!

Anyway, the jig's up now, and they might have bigger problems than Arthur, anyway.

...doesn't look good, does it?

Emma. Buddy. Pal. I know you're the Dark One and that comes with its own problems, but if you killed Merlin, we absolutely cannot be friends anymore. Also, I will hunt you down and smack you with the biggest cactus I can find.

::sigh:: Please, just let him be a tree again or something...

And on that cheerful note...

what the hell, merida?

You know, I was going to joke about how calm Belle took being kidnapped by this complete stranger, but let's be honest, this is a "But for me, it was Tuesday" situation for her.

The whole Merida-plot was a bit weaker than I would have liked. Though I'm not going to lie: when she started telling the story of that battle, I was completely convinced that she'd accidentally shot Fergus, and I was ready to fight every single writer on this show with my bare fists. Really glad it didn't come to that, but it does tell me something about the degree of Drama™ this show has conditioned me to expect. And is it just me or is that a kind of... lame reason for the clans to withdraw their support? I get why Merida would lose confidence after that incident, but I think it may have been more believable to say "the clans weren't ready to accept me as queen, yet" rather than make it seem like they were totally on-board with that idea until she failed to make a near-impossible shot on the battlefield. Just saying.

At least she and Belle had phenomenal chemistry in that flashback. Less so in the present-day plot, for obvious reasons, but outside of attempted murder, I'd love to see some more scenes from them.

“belle saying goodbye to her girl of the week at the water’s edge” may not be a pattern, but it’s a weird thing to happen twice

Another thing the flashback set up/echoed very nicely was the concept of "remember what you are fighting for" and that people are often at their bravest when it's for somebody else.

Complaining aside, the climax of flashback!Merida’s subplot was so jawdroppingly awesome that I’m willing to overlook the other nonsense. Yes, yes, I know. Cheap. Look at me not caring.

yes, i know it's physically impossible to do this. and i also do NOT care

This actually made for a relaxing counterpoint to present-day!Merida, who’s… really not in a good place, poor woman. At least we know that after everything is over, she can go back home to her brothers and her kingdom.

Now, before I get into my favourite plot (yes, I am shamelessly playing favourites this episode; sue me), I wanted one dishonourable mention to the one bit in there that I heartily disliked. Namely: was it in any way necessary to retcon Rumple's reason for leaving the war? That's a rhetorical question, by the way, because I can tell you right now that it wasn't. It doesn't add anything to the character or to that story--quite the opposite, in fact--and it messes with character motivations all through the established canon.

I'll just let Nick take this one.

OK, that said, on to the good bits!

::high-pitched whine::

I probably shouldn't be worried, this thing has been through worse, but… he smashed it! I cannot believe he smashed the cup! Yes, yes, I know. It's not the object that's important it's about Belle and what he's willing to do for her, but still. The poor cup. It didn't deserve that.

And then finally, finally, we got the reunion.

Please pardon my language, but about fucking time! I mean, I knew I’d missed seeing them together, but this scene brought it all into focus. And while we’re on it, how dare you use that elevator against me, show? I call foul play!

And oh, the whole “I only came back for you” bit? Yeah, just… rip out my heart and leave it here, I guess. Didn’t really need it, anyway. (Also, this is the point where I got misty-eyed and I kind of cried on and off throughout the rest of that plot. I’m not just built near water, I live in a goddamn houseboat.)

OK, let me put on my analytical hat for a moment, and say that this was such a good story for them both. It shows their relationship dynamic at its best, and after so much time spent separated and/or lying to each other (OK, mostly Rumple lying to Belle, but you get my point), it's just balm for my poor shipper heart.

...now where did that analytical hat go?

Anyway, as I was saying: relationship at its best. They're both protective of each other, but rely on each other, and when Rumple is about to fall into bad habits again, Belle stops him, for his own sake as much as other's.

Though I will say, Belle, that you may have slightly overestimated Rumple's attachment to the people in this town. He may have felt bad about leaving Henry behind, but he probably assumed that if anyone was safe from Emma it was him. All in all, not much of a reason to stay, is what I'm saying.

And then there was the whole scene in the woods.

Before I get to anything else, I want to mention the possibly most hilarious bit of this episode:

Just. Belle. Running in the woods. In heels. At night.

Yeah, don't try this at home, kids.

Oh, but this entire scene was perfect. I want to frame the whole thing and put it up on my wall, so I can look at it when I'm feeling down. The two of them being protective of each other. Both clearly terrified and both refusing to back down while the other is still in danger.

The setup for this scene was excellent, too. Everything they talked about before, everything they did—from hiding in the shop, to Rumple's escape attempt in the car— built towards the emotional payoff in this moment, when Rumple turns up with that ridiculous sword. Which, I might add, he didn't need in the end, because that's not how his kind of courage works. Also, I must be losing my touch, because that anti-transformation dust could not have been set up more bluntly, and yet I didn't realise what it was for until he used it.

though from what i gather, he wasn’t too sure about it, either

Can we please have more of this? Not just the happy post-debearing (yes, that’s a word now) moments, but the whole package of affection, honesty, and benign arguments. You know–character growth.

Speaking of which…

Nice little finish to that particular subplot, although we all know the real “hero moment” happened in the woods. This felt important, but it really wasn’t dramatically emphasised. It was more like a footnote of “oh, yeah, of course he can pull out the sword”.

And Rumple’s threat to Emma? Hellll, yes. He’s right, too–nobody else knows how the Dark One works the way he does. Like he said earlier, in some ways, he knows Emma better than she knows herself right now. Six weeks experience of carrying that curse vs. 200+? Yeah, I wouldn’t exactly put my money on Emma in this scenario.

(Very) long story short: this episode was amazing and I’m excited to see where this goes.

(Also, yes, I am aware that Status Quo Is God on this show and that the current situation won’t last forever, but damnit, I’m determined to enjoy the ride.)

[abiteofnat]

OUT IN THE WILD, WILD WEST LOOP...

THERE’S A LOT OF GOLD TO BE FOUND. In the form of pizza, pasta, tacos, booze, and everything good that’s bad for you. The Randolph Street area west of the highway that runs next to Chicago is becoming ~the~ place for dinner plans and Friday night dates as it’s being transformed from warehouse valley to an up-and-coming Broadway of food, which is great news for the whole city. 

While I’m fairly certain not even the most extreme foodie has been able to eat at every single place in Chicago, it’s easy to find your favorites and settle into choosing from them versus really exploring a new section of the city. West Randolph has created a whole new division of restaurants and bars to float around and honestly they’re all hits; no where on this street is a flop and it’s such an aesthetically pretty area to be day or night. There’s the view of the entire skyline on one side, and then old, gorgeous brick building refurbished and repainted lining both sides of the street. Since this used to be a heavy factory/ storage area, there are still a lot of untouched lots which adds an old-Chicago vibe that O’Leary’s cow could probably fit right into, but with all the patios and twinkly lights spilling onto the sidewalks the restaurants really nailed the shabby-chic look. 

Over the past eight months or so I’ve eaten my way through Randolph Street because every restaurant looks better than the last, and I can honestly say I love nothing more than dressing up a little and getting an early dinner somewhere new and cute to sit in for hours, and if I’m with my best friends or my family?!? OVER THE MOON. A good 6 p.m. dinner followed by wandering around the city in search of a night cap or a verrryyyy chocolaty dessert? PAST THE MOON AND TO JUPITER. My life philosophy is that the best moments are spent around food and loved ones, and that happiness really is that simple... which is why every weekend I go home to my family where we all love to eat out in Evanston and then get ice cream anywhere because we don’t keep treats in the house (since we all entirely lack self control) and dessert is a nightly “congrats” for getting through the day. But sometimes they want to come into the city and that’s when it’s my turn to find the top-notch noshes! 

Should you need a date night idea or somewhere to bring your best friend/family for a birthday dinner, here are some golden nuggets along West Randy. 

1. Formento’s 

I came across Formento’s on Instagram one million times before ever making it there as they are one of the restaurants that caught onto the “cacio e pepe” pasta trend before the rest of the city did, and the boomerangs of a soft egg yolk breaking over thick, peppery noodles haunted my dreams for weeks. When my girl Luzi asked where we wanted to get dinner one night over the summer when it was a perfect, breezy evening I didn’t even hesitate to suggest Formento’s- with a beautiful and lush patio and a menu packed with drool-worthy food, and she was like “Yes, duh”, so off we went! The waiter was a quirky gal full of suggestions and more than willing to walk us through the menu which is somewhat tapas style and an “encouraged to share” type thing, which always makes me a little anxious but all my brain could think was “cacio e pepe cacio e pepe cacio e pepe” so somehow along the way we also ordered olives and a kale salad but I barely remember those. The olives were marinated and served slightly warm, and they brought us bread thick with rosemary and garlic and wowie it was good enough to be a meal on it’s own. I would love to go back and try the burrata and the lump crab toast, but this place is more of a treat-yourself night out place than a drop in for a casual $50 dinner place so I’m biding my time for an event to celebrate there! 

The pasta finally arrived after we had to move inside post surprise thunderstorm, and in the glow of candles and dim, sexytime lighting I met my love. A perfect swirl of al dente bucatini tossed in a light cream & cheese sauce spotted with freshly cracked pepper, and then an egg yolk perfectly contained and sitting on top like a fucking queen was almost too much to handle. I cracked the yolk and damn, this was one of those moments I wish my eyeballs had a camera built in because I was too engrossed in it to capture it on video. 

This pasta was exactly as good as I wanted it to be and how Instagram made it look, and we all know Instagram is a catfish playground and with all the fuckin gross food going viral because of it you can never quite trust it... but this was good, tried & true. I’m thinking graduation round 2 dinner might be here in the spring... hmmmm.

Oh and the wine menu is dope as well, any nice red would pair well with the spicy + flavorful appetizers and the freshness of the pasta selection. 

2. De Cero (slash) Hello Tacos! 

Ok so the name of this restaurant still confuses me as it used to be De Cero and then they changed it to Hello Tacos! but both show up if you Google it... I promise it’s the same place. This was sooo the shocker of my summer because I was taken against my will to get tacos with my family after a nine hour bus ride from Nashville back to Chicago, and I wanted to shower and curl up in a clean, controlled environment for like five hours before entering the world again but the parents were hungry. And they were kind enough to drive downtown to pick me up, so to turn down a nice dinner out would have just been rude and extremely stupid. So off we went in search of something tasty and my dad suggested De Cero, which we walked into and instantly fell in love with. Even though I smelled like an actual dumpster (the Megabus is not a glamorous way of transit, but I love it) I was instantly coated by the scent of fresh tortilla chips, smoky spices, and freshly sliced lime. We sat down in a cozy wooden booth under a wall of beautiful quilts and were immediately offered a drink (their flavored margaritas are DELICIOUS) and told to pick 3 (!!!) salsas from their list of options. As someone who believes in coating everything I eat in like sixteen sauces, getting to pick three salsas and receiving huge bowls of them was absolute heaven.  We got the Warm Chipotle which is for sure my favorite, imagine just a heavy, garlicky red salsa that’s delightfully toasty, the Tomatillo Lime Verde, and the Pico de Gallo. Later when I came back with a friend (legitimately one week later), I changed out the Pico for the Mango Habanero and it was incredible. I hate mango with every inch of my body, but in the way they marinated and treated the salsa it looses the tropical zing and is just really moist and sweet. All of these salsas? BOMB.COM. Exceptionally flavorful, and more than enough to bring home with you after. 

For dinner, my dad and I got the Grilled Mahi Mahi tacos and HOLY GUACAMOLE THEY WERE FAB. The most succulent, meaty fish fillets dripping with marinate and then topped with an asparagus compote and then doused in avocado puree, all in a corn tortilla that can barely support the weight. These tacos were some of the best fish tacos I’ve ever had, and when I went back with my friend I tested my “was it good or was I starving” test by getting the exact same thing, and loved them all over again. Go check this place out, it’s cozy and adorable and offers epic Mexican cuisine!! 

3. Bar Siena 

This might be my favorite spot on the street so far, but it also has the most options and isn’t too crazily priced so that could be a big factor! Bar Siena sits on a corner a little further down Randolph and is the perfect mix of upscale-bar and classy Italian, with a giant light-up tree in the middle growing up through the second floor that offers scenic seating of the skyline and the rest of Randy. With a menu bursting with wood fired pizza, pasta, antipasta, cheeses, and OF COURSE some fancy as heck cocktails, it’s really really really hard to decide what you want for dinner. Yet, because I’m me, both times I’ve been there I’ve ordered the same entree. Some highlights on the menu (a mix of mine and those I’ve dined with who eat meat) include: 

- Roasted Meatballs: IF I COULD EAT THESE, I WOULD. They come in a little dish of sauces, cheese, and with garlic bread on the side. Oh hellll yes. 

- Burrata: This is the best burrata I’ve ever had. On crispy toast with thick, creamy burrata and apricot jam, topped with sea salt and some crunchy nuts, it’s a 10/10 combo. Get it.

- Kale & Granny Smith Salad: It’s a good, simple salad that’s light and refreshing with so much hearty food. 

- The Prosciutto-Fig Pizza: IF I WAS A PIZZA, THIS WOULD BE ME. Even without the meat the spiced pistachio, truffle honey, and cheese on top of a perfectly baked white pizza is indulgently delicious. If I ever became a stripper, my name would be Truffle Honey in honor of this pizza. 

- Wild Mushroom & Garlic Pizza: Lots of mushrooms, lots of cream and cheese, very good. 

- SWEET CORN RAVIOLI: THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE PASTA OF MY DREAMS. CORN RAV STUFFED WITH MORE CORN, SAUCE, TRUFFLE BUTTER, MUSHROOMS, AND GOD’S LOVE. 

AND THE WINE LIST IS GREAT TOO. 

Y’all don’t skimp on dessert either; Bar Siena is attached to Bombo Bar, the small coffee shop and donut seller on the side with a walk-up window. They have the famed hot chocolate and matcha topped with a coordinating donut, biscotti or cookie, whipped cream, and sprinkles and toppings out the wazoo. They are absolutely crazy but soooo delicious and the hot coco is perfect for a cold winter day when you just want to get out of the house for a small adventure! 

Some other hits along this strip are Soho House, Kaiser Tiger, and Maude’s. Soho House is an ~elite~ club that’s in an ancient, elegant building tucked off on a side street that has a cafe and breakfast nook on the first floor which offers delicious coffee and perfect vibes for writing, reading, and girl’s talk on a rainy afternoon. Kaiser Tiger is a warehouse turned bar that’s open, loud, inviting, and has a unique menu of bratwurst and cheese plates. It’s great for a drink or to grab a nicer bite before heading to the United Center for a game! And Maude’s is somewhere that’s on my wish list- I am DYING to go get a drink in this blue & white dream! The outside is cute as a button and I imagine the inside is even better. I love having places I can’t wait to try out, it keeps this city so fresh! 

Until next time, Happy Eating!

-Natalie 

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1-100 gibby

1. Is a kiss considered cheating?uhhh yuh

2. Have you ever faked orgasm?uhhhh nah

3. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?mind reading easily i would love to know what everyone thinks but i’d only like to be able to read minds when i want to, not like constantly

4. Do you think you are going to be rich in 7-8-9 years?nope bc i dont have a plan for that

5. Tell us some funny drunk story.one time me and dani left a get together in white pigeon early to get drunk very fast before they all came from the get together to the house and i got super wasted, wall twerked, then threw up and died as soon as everyone got there

6. Why are you no longer together with your ex?if i had one i could give an answer

7. If you had to choose one way to die, what would it be? quickly, in my sleep, when i’m very old

8. What are your current goals?get a job in a mental health facility, fall in love w a dude w a good job, have a cute ass baby

9. Do you like someone?no i aint got tiiiiiiiime

10. Who was the last person to disappoint you?next question!!

11. Do you like your body?no bitch fuck i look like

12. Can you keep a diet?i have never tried to have a healthy diet but if you mean can i keep a diet of tbell constantly then hell yeah

13. If the whole world listened to you right now, what would you say?BE NICE!!!

14. Do you work?every weekday

15. If you could choose only one food to eat to the rest of your life, what would it be?mac and cheese dude

16. Would you get a tattoo?i already have and i would totally get more

17. Something you don’t mind spending all your money on?gas for my car cuz i loooove to drive

18. Can you drive?yeah!!

19. When was the last time someone told you you were beautiful?yesterday but it was family so 🙄

20. What was the last thing you cried for?i have no idea what even triggered it i just had a huuuuuge panic attack ive never felt so crazy

21. Do you keep a journal?no i wish :-(

22. Is life fun?it can be!! is really up to you

23. Is farting in front of people irrelevant?yeah sure but theres still some fucks out there who would keep in relevant. i might be one of those fucks lowkey

24. What’s your dream car?a nissan cuz i love how touchy their brakes are

25. Are grades in school important?yeah bro the system is fucked up and teaches you nothing but grades get you into college if thats your goal

26. Describe your crush.WHO

27. What was the last book/movie that really impressed you?guardians of the galaxy vol. 2

28. What was your last lie?i cant tell ya!

29. Dumbest lie you ever told? i can’t remember at all bro i used to lie all the time so it could be a multitude of things

30. Is crying in front of people embarrassing?yes i hate doing it i prevent it as much as possible

31. Something you did and you are proud of?got clean

32. What’s your favourite cocktail?i have never drank a cocktail i just mostly drink beer hahaha

33. Something you are good at?editing papers hmu if you want me to proofread yo shit!

34. Do you like small kids?i work w them 5/7 days so i kinda have to but also yes

35. How are you feeling right now?nervous bc i need to use the bathroom but i don’t want jake hallman to see me look this crazy but he also could not even be here anymore and i just have no clue

36. What would you name your daughter/son?i have plenty of girl names in mind but boy names are super fuckin hard bc every boy name is a common boy name and the unique ones are too weird

37. What do you need to be happy?my mom and hella money

38. Is there someone you want to punch in the face right now?not right now, im not in the mood

39. What was the last gift you received?25 dollars cash for my bday

40. What was the last gift you gave?its been a while since i gave a gift

41. What was the last concert you went to?warped tour but today im going to a concert actually

42. Favourite place to shop at?i don’t even shop anymore but i guess for groceries, meijer. clothes, old navy.

43. Who inspires you?the gurls on my fb who lost hella weight after hs

44. How old were you when you first got drunk?16

45. How old were you when you first got high?17

46. How old were you when you first had sex?prolly around 30

47. When was your first kiss?never had one

48. Something you want to do until the end of this year?stay clean and thats really it

49. Is there something in the past you wish you hadn’t done?oh definitely pretty much all of 2016

50. Post a selfie.http://deathchamp.tumblr.com/tagged/me

51. Who are you most comfortable around?taylor and ash for sure. theyre my OGs, theyve seen me in the weirdest phases of my life, ive got nothing to lose now

52. Name one thing that terrifies you.dying too early, not living enough of a life

53. What kind of books do you read?true crime, jodi picoult, and some young adult when i wanna read something without thinking too hard

54. What would you tell your 12 year old self?none of these people matter, their opinions don’t matter, get better friends, quit worrying about boys you don’t even want to date them!!

55. What is your favourite flower?hydrangea

56. Any bad habits you have?i smoke cigs still! cuz i’m really fuckin dumb!

57. What kind of people are you attracted to?i dont even know anymore!! i dont know my type!!

58. What was the last thing you cried for?okay since i already kinda answered this, another time i cried recently was when i watched hella adoption surprise videos

59. Is there something you don’t eat? Some food that truly disgust you?you mean…every food damn near?

60. Are you in love?not w anything right now

61. Something you find romantic?any kind of surprise honestly like flowers sent to your work without warning type shit. not from like anybody tho hahaha like it gotta be from your SO

62. How long was your longest relationship? when

63. What are 3 things that irritate you about the same sex?i don’t really wanna make blanket statements so this gurl on twit’s been annoying me bc she’s judgmental, claims it is childish to handle beef in private, AND she’s preachy

64. What are 3 things that irritate you about the opposite sex? again, no blanket statements bih but this other dude on twit who i have muted af irritates me bc he’s holier than thou and has all of life’s answers, has the worst kind of sarcasm where its like laced w bitterness all the time, and he types properly like…all the time which i think he does to assert his intelligence. annoying

65. What are you saving money for?uhhh rent hahaha

66. How would you describe your bad side?i dont really have a good side i just have a little clout

67. Are you actually a good person? Why?yeah like at my core i think i’m a good person but like literally everyone else i’m capable of mean shit

68. What are you living for?my mom and thas really about it

69. Have you ever done anything illegal?yeah like everyday but nothin on like a felony scale

70. Do you like your body?no tf

71. Have you ever made someone feel bad about themselves intentionally?yeah but it was an argument in which they were also trying to make me feel bad

72. Ever sent nudes?hellll noooo

73. Have you ever cheated on someone?nah bro how would that even be possible

74. Favourite candy?take 5, all day everyday

75. Is there a blog you visit every day, or almost every day? Tag it!i don’t check blogs anymore

76. Do you play any computer games? What is your favourite game?no i used to when i was a kid tho!

77. Favourite TV series?bob’s burgers, that 70s show, one tree hill, law and order: svu, grounded for life

78. Are you religious? Does God exist?i am not religious so i have no clue. hes never come to me

79. What was the last book you read? Did it impress you and why?i can’t even remember. that annoys me so bad i wanna read again

80. What do you think about vegetarianism/veganism?i support it! i would be terrified to do it bc i am SUCH a picky eater i would have to eat like only potatoes to survive

81. How long have you been on Tumblr?five long years

82. Do you like Chineese food?i havent tried most of it but from what i have, no

83. McDonalds or Subway?subway i damn near never wanna go to mcdonalds ever again

84. Vodka or whiskey?neither just this question made me wanna throw up

85. Alcohol or drugs?drugs

86. Ever been out of your province/state/country?i’ve only ever been out of state but i’d love to go out of country

87. Meaning behind your blog name?i was listening to cherry bomb heavy and i loved deathcamp so i thought this was a cool play on words taha

88. What are you scared of?everything, next question

89. Last time you were insulted?can’t even remember. i told you i have a little clout

90. Most traumatic experience ?losing christian. fucked me up really bad

91. Perfect date idea?amusement park/water park. thats my ideal and i will not rest until it happens

92. Favourite app on your phone?twitter and finstagram all the time, tumblr and reddit when i’m high

93. What colour are the walls in your room?beige

94. Do you watch Youtube? Who is your favourite youtuber?i do! i love youtube! sarah baska and ashlynn tapp are who i look for when i get on

95. Share your favourite quote.keep calm and carry on, duh

96. What is the meaning of life?to improve. your life, the lives around you, your community, and especially the greater good of the world. basically if you’re not trying to grow you might as well be dead

97. Do you like horror movies?uhhhh no bye

98. Have you ever made your mum cry? What happened?all throughout my life. what happened was i bait the fuck out of her constantly

99. Do you feel lucky or special in a way?no i have no reason to do that

100. Can you keep a secret?yeah i’m not a monster

[majorxbennyxboy]

Mom Watches TURN: S2e7-8

Episode Seven:

RichyRich: There's no one left for you to crawl into bed with Ma: OHHHH

(On Mary) "I'm telling you, there's a woman, that that girl is the daughter of" "...I think that's true of most people mom" "My father is a man. I think I know about them." ".......I sincerely hope grandad isn't like the majority of men in this show."

*SNORTS @BEN takin Caleb's alcohol*

*on Yates* "that guy's a freak"

"he makes me think of Denethor I guess and the guy in sleepy hollow I always thought was Denethor" "that was Denethor" "oh. something about him is evil and Denethorian"

"Now he makes me think of Count of Monte Cristo the prison guy. that's the two Evils I can think of"

(Cicero talking to Akinbode about sending things to Abigail) "OH NO"

"I SAID I DIDN'T WANT NOTHING HAPPEN TO ABIGAIL OR HER SON AND NOW YOU LETTIN ME GET SUCKED INTO THIS"

(Anna sasses simcoe) "OH OHHH."

(Grandad's phone goes off in the next room. the ringtone is a screeching eagle. has nothing to do with TURN but it's so fitting innit)

(’She asked to see you upstairs’) "Oh gaaaah"

(Makes me pause to try finding out who Mary's irl mom is)

"she should burn that piece of paper"

"Who stole the boat? Oh my gosh"

(On Andre) "DOES HE KNOW"

*SNORTS AT "Pardon"*

(On Peggy, talking to Abigail) "Where is her father and does he not know she's over there fornicatin' with this man"

(on Anna showing up to talk to Simcoe) "he has to know that this is a trick"

*Cackling at Andre's "Thank God"*

"Maybe having her son there will put an end to her spying" "you...want her to not spy" "so she'll be Safe"

Episode Eight:

*Panicking* "DO WE GET ANOTHER DISK TOMORROW"

"so now we're right back to after Hewlett stabbed him"

(Hewlett pops out of a cow) "wow he knows a little something something about being a real Soldier Boy"

(Me, internally: *KEENING WAIL* BEN AND CALEB ARE SO CUTE SQUEALING ABOUT THAT STUPID SUBMARINE HOLY CR)

*Laughing at Arnold and his similarities to That Woman who gave me hell for a time*

*looking at Lafayette* "his eyes are stunning. his skin is so porcelain. what is he." "He's french" "but- wow."

"Rogers will find another reason to kill people he still wants a piece of Tallmadge. or. <.< Several. eheh." " W H A T " "he does"

(Party in the Rebel Camp) "So now they've won the war...?" "HELLLL NOOOOO." "what this is just a little victory party. a coming-together of-" "France just decided to unite with them and it's like- France is basically the rich aunt who doesn't like the mom, England, and they're going to Help” "Oh okay"

*GASP AS ROGERS APPEARS WHILE ANDRE AND PEGGY ARE HAVING A MOMENT*

*GIGGLING AT ANDRE SASSING ROGERS*

(On Hewlett) "He's a determined little cockroach ain't he"

*Laughing at the Turtle*

(On Caleb in the Turtle) "is he gonna make himself drunk? He's gonna go giddy and pass out maybe"

*Laughing* "He's so ugly, oh gah, whew"

Washington: Providence favors the righteous Arnold: And the bold Mom: And the Beautiful. *quietly*cept we got not many beautiful here. Me: pARdOn??? Mom: We got a Pretty French Boy, Washington, and *Vocal Grimace* That Woman Me: Who??? >.> *Camera pans to Arnold* Mom: Him. He’s That Woman.

(on Arnold) "He is not a Good- he's a...whiny butt. he's full of rage that needsto let go. on Simcoe's head." Me: 👀

*snorting at arnold* "He's got an ego problem"

(Turtle explodes and Caleb starts shooting/stabbing the Redcoats) "Oh that guy got killed. Oh THAT guy got OH HE'S KILLIN ALL THE. OH CALEB. and he's running like a gutter snipe. look at his pantaloons"

"he's gonna put on a bad uniform?"

"HE'S GONNA CUT HIS BEARD????"

(Faux!Redcoat!Caleb) "OH MY LANDS"

"CALEB BREWSTER IS FAKIN LIKE HE'S A GENERAL"

"OH MY GOSH"

(In the Prison) "oh my Lord he CAN"t PULL THIS OFF"

*GASP as Caleb turns around)

*Camera Cuts to Abe*

Mom, as Abe: what the holy moly hell

Caleb: Hewlett's dead. he's dead. Mom: No.

"oh my God Abe's voice is reminding me of Rumpelstiltskin" "w h a t" "every now and then there's a rumple" "W H A T"

Hewlett: my own bed Mom: ain'tchown bed ya came in and took it. British.

(On Andre) "if he cuts off that insidious braid, I'll murder him" *beat* "dear God"

*Andre hands Peggy the braid* "wow she feels so overjoyed"

(on rogers) ” Ohhhh dear. is he gonna be gutted”

(As Rogers Survives) *so softly* "damn"

"Pippin should be singing"

Post-Episode:

"THAT'S IT? I'M ANGRY." "that's it until the next disc" "NO" "and that one's only gonna have like three episodes bc end of the season" "NOPE" "and then there's only three more discs bc season three" "HOW COULD YOU GET ME STARTED ON THIS" "And then" "NO STOP" "you get to wait for S4" "SHUT UP" "like the rest of us lowly peasants" "HOW COULD YOU DRAG ME INTO THIS YOU"

[mymentalityarises]

84 Questions

Put your music player of choice on shuffle and list the first 10 songs.

1. Silk City, Dua Lipa - Electricity ft. Diplo, Mark Ronson.

2. Zara Larsson - Ruin My Life

3. Halsey - Without Me

4. Billie Eilish - when the party's over

5. Slipknot - Solway Firth

6. CueStack - Alive

7. Falling In Reverse - "Drugs"

8. Killswitch Engage - Unleashed

9. Desiigner- Panda

10.  DJ Snake ft. Bipolar Sunshine - Middle 

If you could spend a week anywhere in the world, where would it be and why? Would you take anyone with you? Denmark. My family is from there and I really want to see Europe. I would go alone. Or with Danish relatives.

What is your preferred writing implement? (eg. Blue pen, pencil, green pen) Black sharpie.

Favourite month and why? Early October. Because I’m a spooky bitch.

Do you have connections to any celebrities (even minor)? List them. No.

Name 3 items you could pick up from where you are. Wine bottle, pad of paper, pen cap.

What brand logo is closest to you currently? Sutter Island.

Do you ever play board games or other non-computer games? Got any favourites? Not really a board game but i love Yahtzee.

A musical artist you love that isn’t well known? Kerli.

A musical artist you love that is well known? Kurt Cobain.

What is your desktop background currently? A sunflower.

Last person you talked to, and throught what you talked to them? My mom. I was saying good night so i was okay.

First colour name you can think of that isn’t in the rainbow? Teal.

What timekeeping devices are in the room you are currently in? Thermostat, computer, phone.

What kind of headphones do you use? just regular ones? over the ear ones. nothing fancy. theyre red.

What musical artists have you seen perform live? Eric Burdon and the Animals, Beck, 21 pilots, Uncle Kracker, Avenged Sevenfold, Five finger death punch, Breaking Benjamin, a Bullet for my Valentine, Korn, Stone Sour, Ded, Yelawolf. Skillet, Bad Wolves, Nothing More, Dream Theater, Pop Evil.

Does virginity matter to you? Nah.

What gaming consoles do you or your family own? Lol none really. Might have an old ps2 somewhere. Oh and a wii.

What pets do you have? What are their names? My dog, Daisy died when I was 17. We never got another.

What’s the best job you’ve ever had? I’ll keep you posted.

What’s the worst job you’ve ever had? McDonalds.

What magazines do you read, if any? Woman’s Health sometimes. Or weed magazines. or Rolling Stone.

Inspiration behind your URL? No clue where it came from tbh.

Inspiration behind your blog title? sameeeee.

Favourite item of clothing? A baggy tee.

Are you friends with any exes? HELLLL NOOOOO.

Name at least one book you loved as a child. Any junie b jones book.

What’s your native language? If that language has distinct regional variations, which variation? (eg. AU English, US English) US Midwestern English. 

What email service do you use? G-mail.

Is there anything hanging on the walls of the room you are currently in? Danish flag, Marvel poster, Nirvana poster and map of the world.

What’s your favourite number, and why? 19. My b-day and I just like it.

Earliest moment in your life you can remember? i remember a little bit from the cruise i went on when i was 3.

What did you have for dinner yesterday? scrambled eggs.

How often do you brush your teeth? i try to every day. some days depression gets the best of me.

What’s your favourite candy/chocolate? Don’t really have a favorite tbh

Have you had other blogs on Tumblr? Do you have any other blogs currently? nopeeee.

If you were suddenly really hungry, what would you choose to eat? pb & honeyy.

What fandoms would you consider yourself a part of? MARVEL.

If you could study anything, what would it be? Witchcraft and voodooism.

Do you use anything on your lips? (eg. Chapstick, gloss, balm, lipstick) sometimes liquid lipstick if i did my face that day.

How would you describe your sense of humour? Dark, a little cynical. Random.

What things annoy you more than anything else? LOL that list is entirely too long.

What kind of position are you in at the moment? Sitting at a computer.

Do you wear much jewellery? No.

Who is the leader of your country, currently? Any other levels of government with leaders? (State, region, province, county, district, municipality, etc) Idk all those people and I’m not looking it up. But stupid fucking Donald Trump is the god damn president of the United States. LUCKILY it’s his last year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last 3 blogs on your dashboard, not including any of your own? idk.

What do you carry your money in? my black and white polka dotted wallet.

Do you enjoy driving? Why or why not? most of the time yes. with traffic/construction? NOOOOOO.

Longest drive you have ever been on? However far it is to go from Michigan to Florida.

Furthest away from home you have ever been? Florida loloolll

How many times have you moved house? none.

What is on the floor of the room you’re currently in, not including furniture? a rug, a box, piano bench.

How many devices do you own which can access the internet? three.

Is there is anything that is guaranteed to always make you happy? lol yep.

Is there anything that always makes you sad? duh.

What programs do you currently have open? this and youtube.

What do you associate the colour red with? blood.

Last strong smell you can remember smelling? weed.

Last healthy thing you ate? broccoli. 

Do you drink tea or coffee, and how much per day? coffee, about 2-4 cups.

What do you associate the colour blue with? water.

How long is the closest ruler you can find? 12 inches.

What colour pants/skirt/etc are you currently wearing? hot pink thong.

When was the last time you drank water? earlier.

How often do you clear your browser history? not often enough haha

Do you believe nude photos can be artistic, rather than erotic? absolutely.

Ever written fanfiction for anything? no.

Last formal event you attended? Idk  if i ever have. A wedding?

If you had to move your birthday to another date, which one would you choose and why? October 31st. Obvious reasons.

Would you prefer to be at a beach or in the countryside? countrysideee.

Roughly how many people live in your town? 10,000.

Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you? yes.

Favourite place to shop? Can be a certain store or a place where there are multiple stores. Any thrift store/magick store.

Do you have a smartphone? What kind? If you don’t, do you want one? yes. some samsung galaxy something idk. i want a BETTER smart phone.

What is your least favourite colour, and why? probably white. its just not a flattering color on me.

How do you spell grey/gray? greeeeeeeeeeeeeeey.

Go to your dashboard and describe the image shown in the radar section (below the “Find blogs” link) Man in a suit looking out a window, his reflection in the glass. You can see him looking at a perishing city.

What difference is there between how many followers you have, and the number of blogs you follow? -no comment-

How many posts do you have? like 200.

How many posts have you liked? too many.

Do you post mainly reblogs, or your own content? lil bit of both.

Do you track any tags? nope.

What time is it currently? 1:32 am.

Is there anything you should be doing right now? prbly sleeping. finishing my wine. other than that? no.