#BUT. silly. its silly

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

May 24th, 1985

Dad took me to the sanctuary today. It was certainly weird to be back there. It changed a lot, and I can’t tell if that’s a good thing or not. I don’t know if funding is running short or whatever, but they seem to have less here than from when I was a kid. 

Dad also introduced me to a friend of his, a guy named Seth. Apparently he works with the younger rescues. Doesn’t seem like the type to do that though. Looking at him I figured he’d be the type to be on a wanted poster or something.

Dad said he’d reintroduce me to Sally tomorrow. I wonder if she’s still as scary as kid me thought she was.

-Max

[finnslay]

things you DO NOT need to be a man

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

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[crabussy]

"dolphins are completely evil" I actually don't think we should assign human morality to animals with no concept of law or civilisation with an intelligence roughly equating to that of a toddler

[gwenlena]

hello tumblr

[sponsoredbyshanestireshop]

Ava and Yelena:

Ava and Yelana the second John walks into the room:

[rangelssss]

me, myself, and I

[bakerstreet-and-beyond]

There seems to be a general malaise on most of Tumblr about TikTok getting banned in the United States.

I understand the problems, "brain rot", whatever but- A government banning a social media app that opened the world for many people is legitimately scary and upsetting. Say what you want but, there are MANY global and local issues that would not have gotten the same traction, recognition, and outreach without TikTok.

And then add to this that Meta/Facebook was one the largest lobbyists working to get TikTok banned... Like- I think folks should be more concerned about the implications of what this means, especially since the ban goes into effect the day before inauguration.

[rottentherat]

I HEART U ! 💘

made this to celebrate 1K on insta !!

[fantasmadelaciudad]

i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.

[mychemicalbrromance]

Guys ive been reading peak

[wormspoodle]

that ford character

[ryanxross]

The Pitt literally has everything. Socially awkward and highly competent autistic coded character. Sarcastic asshole with a heart of gold. Nervous white boy with the saddest eyes you’ve ever seen. Nepo baby child prodigy. Milf with a mysterious past. Noah Wyle. Need I say more

[star-trekster]

People joke about DS9 A and B plots but this cut was bonkers

[dimeadozencows]

[stargirl230]

you’re my hero!

bnha doomed yuri was not on my 2024 bingo card

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[ashcremated]

he was a celestial immortal demoted to volcano spirit, he was a cultivator on a mission to kill demons, can i make it even more obvious? lil bday gift for @ranilla-bean, hi fratm di brutte vibes 💕 xianxia au century egg pookie be upon ye 💋💋🍋🌋🌋