#Sally (SL)

[circi-chirps]

im thinking about sl!scar again :(

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

Wright & Sons Introductory

Hello! And welcome to the team! Here at Wright & Sons, we're pushing for the conservation and study of the Keudhannelida, also known as the Mimic! Currently our knowledge on this species and its multiple subspecies is limited, though with time (and hopefully funding) we'll be able to learn everything there is to know about this unusual species!

You will be provided multiple documents containing all the information you need to know before you start your job, and training programs will be provided.

Below is a scan of Document 2, containing the life cycle of the Keudhannelida, along with brief explanations of how they act and the dangers they face (or danger they can cause) during each stage of life. We thank you for joining our company and helping the cause!

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(link to the document)

[doompicklez]

Thanks for the tag!!! :D

It seems I like the silly characters.

lunarloaches22

@peachyyokai @kinniemikey @michelangelo-the-cool @qualified-rottmnt-fan @cowabungacarl420 @raphael1987

@ceciturtle

@turtlepanic @vibing-fictionkin @bubsythefox @wars-of-ink @au-not-alternate @lady-lily-the-goblin-witch @averagetmntfan @theodddinosaur @aneptunicperson

Not me having some kinda type... Who shall I tag? I think I wanna tagggggg... @mybugsmybugsmybugs @mexicangela @lunar-years @biscuitboxpink but no pressure!! I just thought it would be fun!

[kakushusband]

Robot characters who are given names like SL-308-62 but instead of their human friend going Well let's call you Sally for short, they instead ask the other if they Like their current name.

"Do you like your serial number?" they ask. "Yes, quite. It reminds me of who I am" the robot replies. "I have heard others like me go by different names after some time, and maybe one day I'll choose one for myself, too. But right now that is my full name, yes" they continue.

Because it's not your decision to make whether or not the robot will receive a new name. It should be theirs only. What's the difference? One is more complex and the other is simplified. They were both given by strangers instead of themselves.

"62 will do," they conclude. "It's my model number - there will be no other 62 after me."

[frenchcurious]

Mercedes-Benz 280 SL. - source Sally Lin.

[catghoststories]

Unscripted Kiss - A Sally x Julie One-Shot

Summary: Frank and Eddie like each other. Sally doesn't know this. She also doesn't know that she has a crush of her own.

Words: 1,576

Pairings: Sally Starlet x Julie Joyful, Eddie Dear x Frank Frankly

Characters: Sally Starlet, Julie Joyful, Frank Frankly, Eddie Dear

⭐ AO3 Link Here, and You Can Also Read the Full Story Below! 🌺

~⭐🌺~

~ Unscripted Kiss ~

“Me?  And Frank?  Kiss?”

Sally groaned, throwing her hands up into the air.  “Yes, Julietta!  It’s the romantic climax of the entire play!"

Julie sat on the ground, her pink and white dress fluffing up around her.  “But Frank just ate a cough drop!  I don’t want that to be my first kiss.”

Sally’s eye twitched.  “Julie…”

“I'm not kissing her.”  Frank crossed his arms, looking equally unimpressed.

"Franklin, you must!  It’s in the script!”

"I mustn’t do anything," Frank snapped.  He fiddled with the buttons on his suit jacket like he had all afternoon, before finally yanking it off over his head.  "And for the twentieth time, it's Frank!"

A chuckle from behind Sally snapped her last bit of patience like an old violin string.  “What's so funny, mailman?”

“He has a name, you know.  Do you know any of our names?  I'm beginning to think you don't.”

Sally glared at Frank before turning her ire back onto Eddie, who didn’t notice.  He sat cross-legged on the grass between their houses, Sally's manuscript in one hand, the costume he was sewing in the other.  “Miss Starlet, I was just thinkin’.  Wouldn't it be better if the princess professed her love to the prince before kissin’ him?  Seems a bit outta nowhere otherwise.”  He licked his finger and turned the page.  “Just thought it'd be a bit more romantic-like.”

“Aww.  That'd be cute!” Julie agreed.

"If it delays the inevitable," Frank sighed.  Julie giggled.

“Ugh!”  Sally threw her script onto the ground.  "You peon!  As if you know anything about the theater!”  But she knew for a fact that Eddie did.  Annoyingly, the mailman was the most well-read out of all them—excluding herself, of course.  “You do it, then, if you're such an expert!"

Eddie's grin evaporated.  "Ma'am?"

"You heard me.  You be the princess.”  Sally curled her lips, feeling smug.  “You kiss Frank.”

To her utter satisfaction, Frank looked mortified.  "What!  Why me?"

"Why not?  You’ve been complaining about this scene since I cast you.  Perhaps Edward can make it better for you, hm?"  Sally wielded her rolled-up script.  "Go ahead, mailman.  Show us how it’s done."

"All righty, then."  Eddie stood and dusted himself off.  He approached Frank, stopping a respectful distance away.  He took off his blue mail cap and held it in his hands, as if about to enter his house of worship.  "This okay with you, Mr. Frankly?"

Frank lowered his eyes.  "It's fine."  

He can barely speak! Sally thought with glee.  It wasn’t often that she got a leg up on both the mailman and the neighborhood grinch.

But her attitude changed when Eddie brushed Frank's bangs out of his eyes.

"You had some glitter on ya."  Eddie gave a lopsided smile.

Frank snorted.  "Did I?”

"It was probably from me.  Y'know, from the papier-mâché flowers I was makin' earlier?"

Frank’s sour look dissipated, replaced with a light flush.  “Oh yes.  I think you did a wonderful job.  You always have such nice color choices, Mr. Dear.”

Sally watched this exchange with a frown.  They’re awfully friendly, all of a sudden.  “Edward, if you're going to do this, get on with it.  We don't have all day!"

"Kiss kiss kiss!" Julie cheered, her tiara toppling off her head.

That got Eddie's attention.  “Right!”  Despite Sally’s request, he yet again arranged Frank’s hair, then stepped closer.  “Mr. Frankly—I mean, Mr. Prince—I want you to know that I love you.  Always have, always will.”  He touched Frank’s cheek, then leaned forward, gently placing his mouth over Frank’s.

Sally was sure it would be over in a second.  But Eddie’s free hand found enough time to make its way down to Frank’s slender waist.  She was sure Franklin would push him off, but he didn’t.  Instead, he held onto Eddie's large shoulders.  They didn’t kiss just once, either.  Eddie pulled back and returned two more times, once on the lips and once on the cheek.

Sally got the strong impression that this was not their first time doing this.

"All right, cut!” she said.  “That means stop!”  But the two paid her no mind.  They had entered a scene of their own, in a different time, a different place.

“Was that all right for you?” Eddie said softly, when they were finally done.

Sally didn't hear Frank's answer, because Julie interrupted.  "Wow, that looks fun!  I wanna try!"  She jumped up and straightened out her dress.  "Sally, now you be the prince, and I’ll kiss you!"

That shocked Sally even more than the previous display.  She stumbled over her words like she never had before.  "What?  Why me?" 

Julie looked at her as if she'd grown a second head.  “Well, I can’t kiss Frank, and I can't kiss Eddie now, either, because I bet he also tastes like cough drops.  So you!”

“I can’t!"  Sally crumpled up the script in her hands, her last line of defense.  "It’s not in the play!”

“It’s okay to improvise sometimes,” Eddie said, his hand still wrapped around Frank's waist.  Frank's were still on Eddie’s shoulders, but when he saw Sally watching, he quickly removed them.

“But I'm the director!”

“Isn't the director supposed to know how to do everything?” Eddie suggested helpfully.

"Yeah!" Julie agreed with aggressive cheerfulness.  "Oh please, Sally?  I really, really, really need to practice!”

Sally now entered a scene of her own.  The lights dimmed, the audience went silent.  The other actors left the stage.  A monologue.

Are you being foolish again, Starlet? an old voice whispered.  Are you cracking under pressure?  Are you thinking with your heart instead of your head?  That was always your problem, wasn't it, Sallinda?

Sally placed a hand on her stomach and exhaled.  She then ran a finger along each of her sixteen star points, making sure they were all on straight.  "Come here, Julietta."

“Yay!”  Julie gathered up her oversized dress and ran towards her.  Sally couldn’t help but be flattered by her enthusiasm.

Julie stopped in front of her and patted down her hair.  To Sally’s surprise, she seemed fidgety, nervous.  She then remembered that this would be Julie's first kiss.  Well, she'd have to make it a good one.

Sally flitted aside Julie's blonde locks before realizing it.  “It was all over your face.  I didn’t want it getting in the way!”  But she felt embarrassed as soon as she said it.

Julie laughed, a perfect sound, as if ripped straight from a recording.  “Thanks!”

"Hurry up.  We don’t have all day," Frank heckled.  Sally scowled at him.  She noticed Eddie’s hand still hadn't left his side, despite the return of his grumpy demeanor.

Sally shook out her shoulders.  "Could you please close your eyes, Julietta?"  She didn’t want Julie to see how nervous she was, either.

"Okie dokey smokey!"  Julie did so.  Now she looked calm, at peace, like Sleeping Beauty.  Sally took her in, her green eyelids, her button nose, her wide mouth that said so many funny things.  She knew she’d probably never be this close to her again.

“Don’t forget your confession,” Eddie said.  Sally’s heart stopped before she realized what he meant.  Oh.  The play.

“I…really like you, Julietta.  Princess.”  She couldn’t bring herself to say love as easily as the mailman had.  

Sally waited for Julie to move first, per the script, but she didn’t.  So Sally closed her eyes and kissed her instead.  They didn’t open their mouths, but that was somehow better, since Sally could draw closer, hide in Julie’s long bangs.  She waited as long as she could, taking solace in her beauty, her heavenly warmth.

When she pulled back, Julie's cheeks were rosy.  She looked at Sally like she was a star, not just in name only.

“Are you all right?”  Sally grew worried at her uncharacteristic silence.

Julie fluttered her delicate lashes.  “Yes!  Thank you, Sally!  That was really nice!”

Sally smiled, but of course Eddie shattered the moment with his loud voice.  “Say, that was pretty good!  Although Julie's the one who's supposed to make the confession.  An’ she’s supposed to kiss you first.  But I liked your version, too!”

Sally turned to sass him but was caught in Frank’s fierce gaze.  He didn't say a word, but he didn’t have to.

Sally stared back, hoping to match his intimidation.  Do you know what I am, Frankly?  Just like I know you?

Frank watched her a moment longer.  Then he plastered on a fake smile and chirped, "Was that fun for you, Sally?"

Sally gritted her teeth at his annoying falsetto.  "No!  It was all wrong!  All of you, start over again, from the top!"  She went to snatch her script from the ground but paused, staring at the words on the page.  She thought about Julietta’s hair brushing her cheek, a golden curtain, behind the stage, where she could finally feel like herself.  But she shook her head and smoothed out the pages.  “Don’t just stand there!  Act one, scene one!”

Julie startled to attention, but she still hugged Sally before hurrying back into place.  Frank gently removed Eddie's hand from his side and accepted his suit jacket with a sigh.

They returned to their roles, Frank the prince, Julie the princess, Eddie the stagehand, Sally the director.  But as the play went on, Sally couldn’t focus.  All she could think about was how she wished she had cast herself as the prince instead.

~⭐🌺~

Thanks for reading! Stay warm out there!

[polkadotjohnson]

get to know your mutuals

tagged by @donadefr3sa (thanks :3)

what's the origin of your blog title?

my 2 favorite David characters when i made this. they're not anymore but since my current favorite doesn't have an official name, it'd be weird to change it to "thevampire.tumblr.com"

or maybe i could fix that...

there now it's official 😄

favourite fandoms?

weird calling david a fandom but that's it, don't really indulge in fandoms, just like stuff quietly on my corner. tftgs i guess...

otp(s)/shipname?

i guess it's called vinkai...? 😎

maybe reddie still? i'm unsure currently

favorite color?

black, purple, red and #fba3a3

favorite game?

oh boy... better check my library. the entire silent hill series minus homecoming (origin and sm lowkey suck too), final fantasy vi, vii, viii anything before xii really, dragon quest viii, chrono trigger, earthbound, atelier iris 1 and 3, every gta ever but especially iv, faith the unholy trinity, bully, cry of fear, the crooked man, ib, angels of death, off, omori, forest of drizzling rain, yume nikki (normal and dd), deadly premonition (seriously!), fnaf 1 to sl, imscared, sally face, anatomy, stories untold, submachine, daymare town, tales from the borderlands, slender the arrival, lorelai, the cat lady, deep sleep series, i'm on observation duty series, the sims 4, lost in vivo, powerwash simulator, scratches, batman the telltale series, most tony hawk's games, vanish aaand i'm pretty sure i'm missing some. these are games i replay over and over, so it's kinda hard to choose just one (oh i forgot the listerine game. really don't want anything to do with that fandom so no name mention)

song stuck in your head?

julie by outer limits recordings because i made a gifset of it yesterday and listened to it a billion times while doing it

weirdest habit/trait?

commenting on basically every video i watch, eating raw meat, eating spicy stuff until i cry/being obsessive

hobbies?

writing, reading, making gifs, listening to music, bullying my cat, (i kiss her until she scratches me so who's being bullied really) games, stopping a movie a million times to see on imdb where i know such and such from

if you work, what's your profession?

i don't know how to say it in english but it involves fabrics. and lasers.

something you're good at?

fixing shit up at the house, getting rid of scawy creatures when they appear

if you could have any job you wish what would it be?

david's personal assistant just like working from home really, doing what? no clue. being a lets player would be fun too

something you're bad at?

making gifs, singing

something you love?

David, my cat Nitscha

and bacon and sushi

something you could talk about for hours off the cuff?

oof David to my friends trying to rope them in, time travel, parallel universes, ghosts, creepypasta, tftgs (that's tales from the gas station), myself

something you hate?

millipedes, rude people

something you collect?

i've collected many, many things in my time. comic books, manga, books, dvds, cds, but now it's just David stuff

something you forget?

usually using my own tags and linking stuff i post, making me a fucking hypocrite. gotta go through the entire blog and fix stuff whenever i can

favorite movie/show?

gonna try not to make a repeat of the game thing...

movie: drive, the machinist, pulp fiction, host (the rob savage one) baby driver, lnwtd, session 9, in the mouth of madness, one cut of the dead, twin peaks fire walk with me, absentia, gone girl, as above so below, kairo, in the shadow of the moon, frailty, resolution, the endless, hereditary, grave encounters, ghostwatch, the room (unironically), léon the professional, pontypool, jason x, stay, back to the future, rec, the illusionist, heart eyes, final girls, original 3 evil dead, tucker and dale vs evil, freaky, totally killer, fresh, jennifer's body, perfect blue, lake mungo, predestination, butterfly kisses, anything that has some insane plot twist and umm etc

show: right now just waiting for more severance, from (which is more of a guilty pleasure) our flag means death was pretty neat. it used to be doctor who but i stopped due to bad writing. want to go back due to ncuti being so adorable. steins; gate and paranoia agent if anime counts. twin peaks, utopia (original not remake shit), parks and rec, the mighty boosh, the it crowd, ash vs evil dead, inside number 9 annnnd grave conversations (✿◡‿◡)

favorite food?

sushi, most japanese food, anything mushroom like shitake and shimeji, pão de queijo, pastel, esfiha, garlic bread, anything with bacon, pudding, cheesecake

favorite animal?

absolutely cats

are you musical?

i love singing, very bad at it though. listen to a lot of music like pulp, london after midnight, outer limits recording and sam mehran, portishead, the cure, muse, diary of dreams, rammstein, nine inch nails, cazuza, titãs, legião urbana, duran duran, the exies, the smiths, tears for fears, started listening to twin temple thanks to David, amy winehouse, two non-bands called the french letter and colorscheme

what were you like as a child?

spoiled and violent, they say. i'm so glad i grew out of both (✿◡‿◡)

favorite subject at school?

cutting :> okay maybe english

least favorite subject?

all of em. regular dumbass right here

what's your best character trait?

i am very persistent. obstinate even. that's a good one, right?

if you could change any detail of your day right now what would it be?

i wish it wasn't that late, could hardly do anything today :{

if you could travel in time who would you like to meet?

myself

recommend one of your favorite fanfics (spread the love!):

The Joshua series which made me love him even more, Fucked/Up which is probably one of the hottest things I've ever read, Predicament Bondage, a reddie (light) bdsm au

tagging:

i'd tag @kidinfandom but i know she won't do it... @accidentally-in-fictional-love if you want to of course, and @how-serene. everyone else i follow that hasn't been tagged is certain... celebrities that haven't logged in in years...

[oysters-aint-for-me]

books i’ve read in 2025

Make the Season Bright, by Ashley Herring Blake (1-2-25)

Wandering Stars, by Tommy Orange (1-10-25)

The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet, by Becky Chambers (reread, 1-12-25)

The Shipping News, by Annie Proulx (1-14-25)

Nona the Ninth, by Tamsyn Muir (reread, 1-20-25)

Entangled Life, by Merlin Sheldrake (1-22-25)

Wellness, by Nathan Hill (1-24-25)

Sorcery and Small Magics, by Maiga Doocy (1-29-25)

Creation Lake, by Rachel Kushner (1-30-25)

The Water Outlaws, by SL Huang (2-7-25)

The Secret Lives of Country Gentlemen, by KJ Charles (2-9-25)

The Murderbot Diaries Vol. 1, with All Systems Red and Artificial Condition, by Martha Wells (2-12-25)

The Information, by James Gleick (2-14-25)

The Covenant of Water, by Abraham Verghese (2-23-25)

The Nobleman’s Guide to Seducing a Scoundrel, by KJ Charles (2-24-25)

A Closed and Common Orbit, by Becker Chambers (reread, 2-27-25)

The Murderbot Diaries Vol. 2, with Rogue Protocol and Exit Strategy, by Martha Wells (3-1-25)

Slippery Creatures, by KJ Charles (3-3-25)

The Sugared Game, by KJ Charles (3-9-25)

Exhalation, by Ted Chiang (3-15-25)

Rules for Ghosting, by Shelly Jay Shore (3-16-25)

Subtle Blood, by KJ Charles (3-19-25)

The Queer Principles of Kitt Webb, by Cat Sebastian (3-23-25)

The Book of Love, by Kelly Link (3-27-25)

The Perfect Crimes of Marian Hayes, by Cat Sebastian (3-30-25)

You Should Be So Lucky, by Cat Sebastian (4-8-25)

Swordcrossed, by Freya Marske (4-12-25)

The Twenty-Seventh City, by Jonathan Franzen (4-21-25)

The Priory of the Orange Tree, by Samantha Shannon (4-24-25)

The MANIAC, by Benjamín Labatut (4-27-25)

The Remains of the Day, by Kazuo Ishiguro (5-1-25)

The Pomegranate Gate, by Ariel Kaplan (5-11-25)

Chasing the Scream, by Johann Hari (5-18-25)

Intermezzo, by Sally Rooney (5-21-25)

Network Effect, by Martha Wells (5-31-25)

The Ministry of Time, by Kaliane Bradley (6-1-25)

The Great Believers, by Rebecca Makkai (6-6-25)

A Day of Fallen Night, by Samantha Shannon (6-18-25)

To Be Taught, If Fortunate, by Becky Chambers (6-20-25)

[tennypress]

I was thinking whichever u choose doesn’t matter Goo, Gun, Jake or Eli x female reader getting caught in the act and getting teased later?

I can do all since this one is interesting. I know there are other ff that are similar but I would want to write it in my own words(I’m also trying a new thing with my work with colorful banners

Minors dni

WARNING: sex, caught in the act, gender neutral reader

Them catching you in the act

Goo Kim

You were minding your own business with this guy you hooked up with

He would barge in at any time, but this time, was the wrong time

He just stood there with his usual dumb smile while you were on top of your sneaky link, butt naked

You threw your slipper at him and he would just run out giggling

You’d explain to your sl about who goo is and that you weren’t in a relationship with him

Later on he would laugh at you. “Damn y/n I didn’t know your tits were small” doesn’t matter what size they are, he’d still call them small

Gun park

He accidentally caught you doing it on your couch, with only your bra on, in the cowgirl postition

He stood there, before walking out your home and went back to his car.

After that you said goodbye and sat on dinner table embarrassed

After he saw your sneaky link leave he entered your home with a joke bag. It was filled with condoms, some weird duck shape toys, and chocolate also shaped into a dick

You’d just cursed him out, and was covering your face while he comfort you

He would joke about it time to time, and would still remind you of it

Jake Kim

He’d FaceTime you and you accidentally butt dialed, him and Sinu hearing your moans and pants

He was blushing and surprisingly didn’t hang up

After you finished you noticed your phone was on and saw him blushing like crazy while Sinu was cackling like a maniac

You were in flight mode, getting off the bed and rushing to put on your robes while heading to your bathroom, while your sneaky link was laying in bed sleeping

You were talking to him embarrassed and apologized while Sinu was still laughing while Jake was making fun of you

The next time you see Big Deal: Jake bothers you about it and askes you about the experience every time, Jerry looks away with a blush, Jason and Brad didn’t even care but still brought it up, Sinu teases, and Lua im tries to stop the boys to bother you and apologizes for their behavior. Still you are embarrassed to this day, but would brush it off as a memory or a small joke

Eli Jang

He caught you doing it while he walked in with Yenna. Before she would look he would cover her eyes and turn around quick while shutting the door

He would casually walk back to his room trying to forget that moment, also being glad that yenna didn’t see it

You finished and you walk out of the room only to see Eli just standing there menacingly

Would scold you because you didn’t use proper protection and would give you a 2 hour lecture

At the same time is proud that you’ve grown older but would scold you since you might get pregnant

Of course he didn’t tell the rest of Hostel and you were glad for that. But in shorter terms he would always bother you about it in code words so that whenever your around Sally or Warren, or especially around the younger girls

Bonus!

Sammuel

Was on your way to your home to pick up his brass knuckles that you made for him

He enter the home and see another person shoes to clothes scatter on the floor. Then he hears moaning

Oh does he has a story to tell to Goo

He’d grab his knuckles and left quietly. You swore you heard your door close

Next day you were hanging out with him at the cafe until he asks you “So, we’re you having fun last night, since I heard moaning coming from a mile away?” You just spat out your coffee and looked at him dumbfounded while blushing

He’d always bring out this moment but would comfort you with his experiences since he gets “more bitches”. You would just scoff at him and hit his shoulder while laughing with him

[acideathr]

‧₊˚♪𝄞࿐₊˚⊹ 𝖙𝖜𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝖜𝖔𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝄞₊ ⊹ 𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖓𝖙 ● 𝖌𝖑𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘 𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖉𝖊 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗿 ● 𝗰𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗶𝗻 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 ⤿ 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 ● 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂?

♫ .. “ ... 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘳 ... “ ★ . •° . －𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘳 ．．• ♡︎

˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. NOBLE BELL COLLEGE | BELL TOWER INTERIOR

azul: we've finally reached the bell tower.

malleus: indeed. now we have but to make our way to the top floor.

idia: ......

silver: idia's been pretty quiet for a while now.

sebek: ever since reading that diary, he's ceased his grousing for some reason. it's a welcome change.

silver: all three of them read rollo's diary...

silver: i wonder what affected him so much.

idia: ......

malleus: what's the matter, shroud? we've finally reached flamme's base of operations, yet you're still frowning.

malleus: is your heart not in it? if so, then step aside now before you slow the rest of us down.

azul: ...idia.

azul: whatever your thoughts on the matter, you must know that rollo is still our enemy.

azul: and yet you still hesitate?

idia: ......look, i'm not hesitating.

idia: i was just thinking… this will not stand.

idia: invested now.

idia: i'll get to the top of this stupid, low—tech bell tower even if i have to crawl on my hands and knees!

sebek: oh, now you're motivated? did my words strike a chord within you?

idia: wut. what kind of gibberish are you spouting? sorry, i don't speak musclehead.

malleus: ...and there are the firelotuses, as expected.

azul: of course. there's no way rollo wouldn't install defenses to safeguard the bell.

azul: i imagine the inside of the tower got the largest power infusion when the bell rang, given how loudly it echoes in here.

idia: the firelotuses are covering every square meter, and this place was all pillars and rafters to start with.

idia: it's red all the way up, with no room for even a single step...

idia: like a giant red sign shouting: "DO NOT CLIMB."

malleus: getting past all of this will be a challenge.

sebek: malleus.

sebek: allow us to handle this!

malleus: what?

silver: sebek and i will draw the flowers away.

silver: i could never face my father if you were to fall here.

sebek: remember, lilia said you would be in good hands with us.

sebek: so we shall protect you, whatever it takes!

malleus: silver, sebek...

silver: we won't be able to protect you all the way up. for that, i can only ask your forgiveness.

sebek: even should this be the last time we ever see you...

sebek: we could ask for no greater honor than to have contributed in some small way to your bright and shining future, my liege!

idia: what? are we suddenly in a medieval drama or something?

azul: must these diasomnia boys be so theatrical about everything...?

idia: malleus is clearly the strongest guy here. what do they even have to worry about?

silver: azul. idia. please take care of malleus in our stead!

idia: uh, did you even hear what i said?

sebek: don't even think about slowing malleus down!

malleus: silver. sebek. i won't speak overlong.

malleus: instead, i'll say this...

malleus: i have truly fine retainers.

malleus: that's all.

sebek: malleus... oh, how you humble me with your praise!

silver: i'll ensure it's justified and get results.

malleus: good. now show me your resolve.

silver & sebek: YES, SIR!

idia: can we roll the credits now?

malleus: shroud. ashengrotto. do not cast your gazes back.

malleus: we must sally forth toward our ultimate destination—the bell of solace!

azul: the answer is no, apparently.

idia: fine, whatever... guess we're gonna be in a drama while going up this tower.

sebek: hmph. i could have handled this alone, you know.

silver: i should say the same, sebek. you could've gone with malleus.

sebek: absurd. there's no way you could've fought off this many firelotuses by yourself!

silver: what about you?

sebek: hah, are you sleep talking? you hardly need to ask.

sebek: what could possibly be a threat when the two of us are united?

sebek: NOTHING, THAT'S WHAT!!!

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[shmorp-mcdurgen]

May 24th, 1985

Dad took me to the sanctuary today. It was certainly weird to be back there. It changed a lot, and I can’t tell if that’s a good thing or not. I don’t know if funding is running short or whatever, but they seem to have less here than from when I was a kid. 

Dad also introduced me to a friend of his, a guy named Seth. Apparently he works with the younger rescues. Doesn’t seem like the type to do that though. Looking at him I figured he’d be the type to be on a wanted poster or something.

Dad said he’d reintroduce me to Sally tomorrow. I wonder if she’s still as scary as kid me thought she was.

-Max

[nokonomi]

y’all for some reason I like to headcanon Sally as like an evil little gremlin, like she’s pure evil, she’s not even innocent to the point. Everybody knows she’s evil except for Slenderman. She stuffed cockroaches in Toby’s mouth scar one time and force-fed him.

(almost to the point she choked him)

Also she stared at Jeff while he was sleeping in bed with a very uncanny face. Something like this:

Girl was just smiling and Jeff got creeped out and told her to go away, and boom she just disappeared out of thin air.

Uncanny!Sally doesn’t speak , she uses sign language to communicate. Only EJ knows what she’s talking about because he’s the one person she feels comfortable with and isn’t really uncanny with.

EJ helps translate to other people. She’s not deaf she’s just mute. So she understands people, but they can never understand her SL, so EJ has to translate since he learned back when he was still human.

Sally makes the most scariest face ISTG. Like she has the Uncanny Valley Horror on her side, girl is not normal. She used to BE normal back when she was still human, but she’s not anymore. A completely new entity. And plus, nobody is allowed to enter her room at all times, there’s even a caution sign that says, “DO. NOT. ENTER. LITTLE CHILD WAITING TO DESTROY YOU FOR GOOD.”

Sally is very weird indeed. One time she was staring at Toby in the corner and her head was twitching so violently she ended up breaking it, but in the end she didn’t get hurt. She never will. Never will be. She was staring at him with such an uncanny face he felt fear for the first time in his entire life.

Does not like Masky/Tim, she doesn’t like old men with big bristle sprouts bushy hair, nor sideburns, it’s just pure EW to her. She doesn’t like his other personality. She doesn’t favor it. Doesn’t like them both. Never will.

In contrast, she is still weird but also weirdly very nice to EJ, since he accepted her because he got tired of her constant uncanny nagging and bragging about new barbie dolls she has repeatedly broke multiple times.

Sally’s head pours more blood whenever she feels strong emotions, like negativity, and sadness. Her head dries up whenever she feels happy or cheerful or sadistic and cruel. She has done this to Toby multiple times and she hasn’t gotten tired of it.

She is 54 in human years, but stays childish and years old in spiritual years. She is very silly and childish, and likes to scare the other residents of the manor/mansion. She and BEN share a brother-sister relationship, a one-sided relationship, they bond and then they fight over who gets the Nintendo first.

She isn’t used to new technology since she was born in the 70s, as the fandom wiki says so, she died on April 5th, 1970, and was born in April 5th, 1958. So she is technically older than some of the human residents here in the Slender Mansion, but she is still a child, so she gets treated like one by the others.

Ben and her are best friends. Ben let’s her crash into his room half of the time so she could some video games with him because she absolutely is addicted to Mario Kart. Whenever she wins she declares victory in a very dramatic way. This is the only time she isn’t so scary because she’s bonding with someone who she isn’t cruel to.

Toby and her, it’s more like an bully-victim relationship. Not necessarily abuser, but like she’s someone who abused her power to bully Toby. She abuses her power to bully Toby because she likes teasing him, and he’s the one who gets riled up by her. He hates her. Absolutely hates the little girl, plus he hates ghost so yeah, number one reason!!

Jeff and her, more like an uncle-cousin bond. Though she isn’t fond of adults, she is fond of Jeff sometimes. She has a one-sided relationship with him, one time she argued with him for 2 hours because she thought he stole the last cereal in the refrigerator.

Got PTSD from her uncle when she died, and is traumatized to this day. She continues to haunt her uncle in the afterlife and torments him because God say’s he quote-on-quote “Deserves the punishment” may god NOT bless her uncle.

A VERY good fatherly bond with Slenderman. She hates adults, but yet she looks up to Slenderman because he’s like the father and supportive caretaker she’s never had. Absolutely loves to play dolls with Slendy. Draws cute little pictures of the creeps and her with Slendy as they all holds hands together, Slenderman hangs them up on the refrigerator for memories as time passes by.

So maybe Uncanny!Sally isn’t so bad at all, she still has an honest and caring heart to others, well…maybe some.

Thanks for reading! Byeee! <3

[sketching-pasketti]

I’ve been looking for your blog for so long because of you thinking that fnaf and creepypasta exist together, and I also do!! So, I was wondering if you could elaborate on that. If not, that’s totally fine!! Have a great day.😸

I would love to elaborate on this!

For most of the characters it's a "I've seen/heard of you before but nothing else" type of relationship.

I'd like to think that because FNAF is set in Utah most of the characters have never interacted face to face, they've heard of the pastas when they've either been declared missing, dead, or wanted

Longer elaboration under the cut

So William and Henry being the old men that they are heard of Sally as soon as she went missing, now since Henry's the only one out of the two of them with a heart he wanted to help locate her. But William can make a pretty decent argument of "We have a whole business to run, we are not looking for a child"

Oh yeah Slender also likes to kill and kidnap children, William's heard it all and he doesn't believe Slender exists, but Mrs. Afton has seen him before, so she knows

Fast forward to the early 80s and Tim's gonna have a birthday party at Fazbear's! Or so he thought, thanks William. Yeah 6 missing children and the owner's son dying due to an animatronic in just like 2 weeks? World Record winning Afton over here ruined little Timothy's big day

84, bye bye Elizabeth :). And Mrs. Afton :(. What other reason do you need to not go any animatronic-hosting restaurant anymore? Especially when it's the one restaurant where the robots are designed specifically to kill children? Tim's parents clearly didn't need anymore reason, neither did Brian's.

Everyone's heard of the bite of 87 so we're not gonna talk about that since SL happens like right after it and probably not the best headline to make, Michael, but you tried. Oh yeah, somewhere around this point they find out that Sally's dead.

FNAF 1 barely exists for like half a second and then we go 30 years into the future to 2017 (Also I'm pretty sure William got springlocked sometime in 87). So now most of the pastas are actively being goofy, and some are starting to move into the mansion.

YAY Fazbear's Fright burns down, Jeff saw it, best night of his life if you ask him. After that it's all quiet on the FNAF front for a few years but with the pastas it's absolute chaos, Zalgo's now being the goofiest goober and restarting ancient shit that Slender no longer gives a flying fuck about.

Yippitee yippitee hooray, FNAF's back on the menu, boys. Except no one really cares about PizzaSim and UCN, so we're ignoring them. Anything after those happen way too late and the pastas are not as active anymore.

So I think I should clarify that most of the Creepypasta shenanigans are happening in or around the Midwest/Southwest area, not anywhere near Utah

[slaymybreathaway]

YOU'VE REALLY GOT A HOLD ON ME

♡ Chapter Five ♡

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Word Count: 2.3k

Content Warning: underage drinking, intoxication, jealousy, mentions of SA (kinda)

1963 ♡ Will Rodgers High School

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As the bell rang at the end of 5th period on Friday, Gracie walked from her American History class to her locker. She noticed a few cheerleaders standing against the lockers, which she recognised from their uniform. Her eyes scanned for Sally but she wasn't there.

Gracie opened her locker, trying to think of what she needed for her next class, when a voice could be heard from the other side of her locker door.

"Hey Gracie," Paul said as he opened his own locker, which was just two to the right of hers.

"Oh hey Paul, any exciting plans for the weekend? Gracie asked with a smile. Despite him being a soc, Paul was always friendly to her.

"Yeah, a couple guys from the team are throwing a beer blast by the river tonight after the game. I've been trying to convince Curtis to go all week, but he still refuses," he sighed. Gracie chuckled, she knew Darry's stubborness better than anyone.

"Yeah, well good luck with that," the girl closed her locker door.

Then, the volume of the cheerleaders' conversation increased so that everyone close-by could hear what they were talking about. "Yeah it will be so much fun. Who are you going to prom with, Shelly?" one of the girls asked.

"Well actually," Shelly's eyes glanced over towards Gracie and Paul before she continued. "Darry Curtis asked me to prom yesterday after practice. Isn't he such a hunk?" She asked her friends.

The rest of the cheerleaders giggled in agreement but a few meters away, Gracie's face dropped into a look of shock as she stood for a moment, silent and motionless. Paul noticed this and put a hand on the girl's shoulder. "Gracie I-"

His words were cut off by the bell ringing and before he got a chance to repeat himself, Gracie darted down the hallway. She didn't stop until she reached her Science class, where she took a seat beside Sally.

"Why are you so bothered about this? He's the football captain, obviously he's gonna bring the cheer captain to prom." She thought, but her thoughts were getting to loud and she just wanted to forget about them. So she turned to Sally and asked

"Hey are you going to the beer blast down by the river tonight?"

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"Let's Go Tigers, Let's Go! Let's Go Tigers, Let's Go!" The crowd chanted over and over. Gracie was at the sidelines with her camera, trying to get some decent shots. She had managed to get a clear photo of the cheer pyramid that she was certain would make it into the yearbook.

It was nearing the end of the fourth quater and the score was tied. It seemed like everyone was on the edge of their seats with the anticipation, 30 seconds wasn't much time to secure a win. The seconds counted down as Darry caught the ball. He ran as fast as he could, dodging the defense of his oposing team as he sprinted through the end line and-

TOUCHDOWN!

The crowd cheered energetically as the final buzzer sounded, signalling that Will Rodgers High had won the game.

The team surrounded Darry as they cheered "Curtis! Curtis! Curtis!"

The huddle dispearsed when the player's girlfriends ran on to the field, pulling them close in a celebratory kiss. Darry's eyes darted around as he looked for Gracie, secretly hoping that she would run up to him too.

He found her, leaving the field with the Sally, not even acknoledging his win.

Where is she going? He thought.

♡

"Come on Gracie, He's outside!" Sally called out from the bottom step of her staircase, where she was sat buckling the strap of her black wedges.

"God, you're so impatient!" She called back, throwing her red lipstick into her handbag and checking herself in Sally's bedroom mirror one last time before heading downstairs.

She wore a black leather mini skirt, a red gingham shirt pulled up and tied just below her boobs and a pair of red mary-janes. Her hair was slightly twisted and pinned in on either side, showing off her face and perfect makeup (courtesy of Sally).

"Damn girl, you look smokin' !" Sally exclaimed and jokingly whistled as Gracie did a spin. Although she was happy her friend finally agreed to go out, she was suspicious as to why.

"Hey, why do you wanna go to this beer blast anyways? You're usually against all that stuff," she asked, standing up and grabbing her handbag from the couch.

Gracie shrugged "Wanted to see what all the fuss was about," she lied, with a fake smile plastered across her face.

Sally nodded and smiled back, although she didn't believe her one bit. The pair left the house and saw a red Chevy Corvette Stingray parked outside, a car like that could only belong to a really wealthy soc.

"Who is this guy?" Gracie asked, leaning closer to her friend. Sally said that the guy she was going out with was picking them up, nothing else.

"His name is Charlie, he's super rich and super hot," she nudged Gracie's shoulder and led the way to the car, swinging her hips as she did so.

Gracie chuckled and followed her friend close behind. They got in the car and Charlie drove down to the riverside, where the party was happening. She had to admit that Sally was right, he was hot.

For the first half hour of the night, everything was fine. She stuck with Charlie and Sally as she drank one or two beers and listened to the music. It all went downhill, however, when Sally and Charlie disappeared to make out under the bridge.

That wasn't the reason for the downfall, infact she was happy that her friend had someone to kiss. It was just that the moment Sally left, Shelly arrived.

There she was, in her short dress, her blonde hair cascading down past her shoulders in waves. She looked beautiful, no one could deny that and that made Gracie incredibly jealous.

Of course Darry would wanna go out with her, just look at her... god stop being jealous Gracie, just stop- thinking! She thought as she picked up another beer and chugged it, figuring it was the quickest way to get what she wanted, an empty brain.

Beer after beer after beer, her vision got blurry and so did her thoughts. So much so that when a guy came up to her and started guiding her back to his car, she followed.

Darry got out of his truck, fixing his short, freshly greased hair. He wore a pair of new-ish blue jeans, a brown belt holding them up, and a black t-shirt, which showed off every muscle on his body. The T-shirt was covered by his red and white letterman jacket.

When he walked down to the riverside, he was immediately met with people congratuating him on his win and girls who were very obviously coming onto him. He very politely excused himself as he looked around for Paul, who was the one that had convinced him to come.

Instead, he saw Gracie walking up the hill with a guy. Well, less walking and more stumbling, as she was so drunk that she could barely stand up but the guy with her seemed perfectly sober.

He marched up the hill behind them and placed a firm hand on the guy's shoulder. "What you think you're doing there, pal?" He asked, with a raised eyebrow.

As the guy turned around, Darry could see who it was. His name was Chris and he was the substitue line-backer who spent all this past season on the bench. By the look on his face, it was clear that he wasn't expecting the football captain to be standing behind him.

"Uh, I was just-" he stuttered out.

"Not with her, you weren't," he spoke back coldly. He then pulled Gracie away from Chris' side and started walking back to his truck with his arm around her waist, to stop her from falling over onto the grass.

"Hey, I'm real sorry Darry," Chris ran to Darry's side and practically begged for his apology to be accepted. "If I'd known that she was your girl then-"

Darry stopped in his tracks and turned to face the boy beside him. "Well now you know... and you better get the hell out of here before I beat your ass," he threatened, his veins almost popping out of his neck in anger.

Chris nodded and scurried away. It was just then an extremely intoxicated Gracie looked up and mumbled "Darry? 'S that you?"

The dark-haired boy's expression softened as he looked down to the girl by his side "Yeah darlin' it's me,"

Gracie giggled at the nickname before she realised that they were were walking away from the party. "Where'r we goin'?" Her words were slurred but they had a immenent tone of confusion.

"I'm bringing you home," he said simply.

Gracie gasped dramatically and pushed Darry away from her. She quickly realised that she couldn't stand by herself so she sat on the grass and crossed her arms, like a child throwing a tantrum. "I'm not going, s' too early,"

Darry ran a hand through his hair with a sigh as he realised that this was going to be harder than he thought. He kneeled down beside the girl and tried to talk. "I know, but you're drunk and it's best if I just get you home, doll," he spoke with a soft tone.

"Why?" She asked, giving Darry a death-glare.

"Because it's not safe for you here. That guy was trying to take advantage of you and I bet that he wasn't the only one thinking that way. I care about you too much to let that happen to you, Gracie," he responded, taking the girl's hand in his.

Gracie pulled her hand away and turned to face the other way. "Stop lying Darry, I hate liers," she said softly as she pulled her knees to her chest, her eyes watering up.

Darry was confused at the girl's words. "What?"

"You don't care about me, you care about Shelly," she said as the tears finally spilled over and down her face. "I know you asked her to prom,"

This just made Darry grow even more confused. "I have no idea what you're talking about,"

Gracie turned back to face him. "I told you to stop lying to me! I heard Shelly telling all her friends about how you two are going to prom together!" She shouted, before starting to cry again, her body shaking with every sob.

Darry leaned over and picked Gracie up bridal style, as he carried her back to his truck. He placed her onto the passenger seat gently and shut the door. Just as he was about to get in on the driver's side, an idea came over him.

"I'll be back in a minute," he said before locking the doors of the truck and walking back down to the party. He didn't stop until he was face to face with Shelly, who was talking to Paul by the edge of the river.

"Hiya Darry, how's it going?" Shelly smiled.

"Can I talk to you for a moment?" He asked, glancing over at Paul.

The blond boy immediately understood and threw the half-full bottle of beer that was in his hand into the river next to him. "Damn, I accidently dropped by beer! Guess I gotta get a new one," he shrugged and walked away.

"Is everything alright Dar?" She asked sweetly, but Darry's crossed arms and tight jaw gave off the impression that everything was infact not alright.

"Why the hell are you telling everyone that I asked you to prom?" He said in a whisper-shout.

Seemingly unnaffected by the angry undertone, Shelly started to laugh. "Oh that! I just said to make Paul jealous, and it worked. He just asked me out! Oh I hope you didn't mind,"

Darry scoffed "Yeah, well I do mind. Gracie heard you and know she's upset for some reason? You're a really mean person and I hope Paul comes to his sences before it's too late!" He spoke, angrily before storming back to the car.

Shelly was left speechless, with her mouth hanging wide open. The interaction was soon forgotten when Paul came back and she put back on her flirtatious attitude.

Darry drove quickly through the streets of Tulsa. He never spoke to women like that but right now, he was too angry to care. It was only when he was parked outside the Micheals' house did he realise that Gracie had fallen asleep in the seat beside him.

He turned off the ignition and shook her lightly, she started to stir and eventually opened her eyes. "Where are we?" She asked, sleepily.

"Home," he replied, getting out of the truck "Let's get you into bed,"

Gracie nodded but then she suddenly remembered something. "Wait, my parents think that I'm sleepin' in Sally's tonight. Can I stay with you?" She asked, her eyes peeking out from behind her lashes.

Darry nodded. "Always," he said before walking around her side of the car and opening the door. He picked her up like he had before, she rested her head against his chest and by the time they had reached Darry's bedroom, she had already fallen asleep.

He took her shoes off and rolled her to her side, incase she puked during the night. He then pulled the bed-covers up to her shoulders and planted a kiss to the top her head.

"Goodnight," he whispered as he turned off the lamp beside the bed. Just as he turned to leave the room, he heard Gracie mutter in her sleep.

"G'night Superman,"

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[barbiegirldream]

You are a mix of are your in love with your best friend quiz and sl*t smp stream Sally! Especially love the info dumps you do <3 <3

- Celestial anon

Thank you !!! We understand each other well ! Yay to my info dumps

[junkydrawr]

Snively fic stuff! It's been a while. My writing has been drying up a little. My puppy is taking it out of me. Lol! Anyway, here's a tiny scene of Snively talking about Doomsday, probably during his trial.

"What exactly happened with Doomsday?"

He tapped the table with a fingernail, thinking, until the story manifested. Mostly true with only a few embellishments.

"Well, it was Uncle's magnum opus. Uh, that's an Overlander phrase. His most magnificent project yet. And yes, on paper it was daunting and in person - terrifying."

Sally looked grave, but Sonic was smirking. And that about summed it up.

"But...I knew it would fail, just like everything else." At least, everything post-Sonic.

"It sure did, Snobley. Big time!" Sonic raised a fist. Cheers resounded. King Acorn tapped the gavel.

"Since it was Robotnik's biggest ego stroke yet, I knew his anger would be..." Snively paused to swallow and not just for effect. "I didn't know if I'd survive."

He'd often wondered if Robotnik would either. Not just the inevitable destruction of his glorious device - but his own mental crash. Maybe his heart would burst with rage, his blood vessels pop like balloons. Maybe he would end himself. His malignant psyche unable to accept the loss.

And he, most assuredly, would take me down with him.

"I started to plan ahead. I had many little failsafes built into the entire city, you know. Programmed into robots and such. But of course, they were a last resort and once used, I'd have to escape him. Because if it got to that point, he would've already expected me to be dead."

His eyes went distant. Yes, he'd expected Uncle's betrayal because that's how Uncle was. It was astonishing, then, how it still had managed to stab his heart, make him slack-jawed with sickness... to feel that teeniest, tiniest bit of kinship he might have still had... finally die with a last, rattling gasp.

"When Doomsday started crumbling, he ran for his hovercraft. The one we'd ridden in together countless times." His tone stung with acid, recounting the blow. "'Only room for one, Snively.' The tower was shaking under my feet as he shut the door in my face. Leaving me to my death, or so he thought."

A dark chuckle shook him. "I'm always the afterthought. The little bit of dust you don't bother to sweep up. The papercut you don't tend to." Darkness swelled, his eyes narrowed and a smirk birthed. "But that's how I like it. Others - he - can't stand not being the center of attention, all eyes on their bloviating nonsense and displays of public self-fellation."

Sonic cocked his head, clearly lost.

"But all attention on you also means all scrutiny. I prefer to stay in the background. The minor ache you ignore. And then too late - you're terminal - and by the time the symptoms come..."

He let the smirk fade. "I built a secret elevator, leading to a bunker. He was obsessed with visiting the site, keeping track of its progress, so I had to be careful. I modified the blueprints but I did it in a way that the changes were hidden when it was opened with his passcode. And when it was under way, being built in right under his eyes - I deleted the change completely. "

He deflated a little as not one person in the room looked impressed. Of course they don't, he thought. They've never had to be so clever, living out in their little woodland, mud huts and ignorance. They don't know how to ice walk the way I do. They don't understand true survival of Robotnik. As his bitterness seeped like posion, he swore he could hear Father whispering in his ear.

"He knew you would come and crash the party. He didn't care about you infiltrating the outside, because he thought his diamond glass roboticizer would be the end of the hedgehog and all the rest would be caught along the way." A little smirk emerged again, just a whisp. His voice lowered. Have a little secret, you mongrels. "I modified that too. Put a little failsafe in the circuits, so at a crucial moment the power would cut out slightly - just enough." His eyes met Sonic's. The hedgehog looked dubious.

"Nice try, Snide, but my rings are what overpowered it."

"Maybe..." The small human looked away. "But...maybe not."

"Why would you do that?" asked Maximilian.

Snively leaned back in the chair. "I've told you before. What's the use of ruling over a dead planet? I don't know his ultimate goal. To have everything under his power and be the last sentient being left, all others collected in his palm like souvenirs? It's fucking boring. It's pointless. I didn't want Doomsday to succeed."

"Not the last left," said Sally. "You'd still be around."

He snorted. "Would I?"

"And then what happened?"

"He ran away and I took the elevator down to the bunker. I had popcorn prepared. Best movie I've ever seen. I'd already alerted Naugus, as soon as the hedgehog was sucked into the roboticizer and I was left alone. I told him it would be soon. Inside the Void, he watched, waited for Doomsday to collapse...and then he opened a portal to suck dear dear Uncle inside. I went back home afterwards and well. Here we are."