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[beananium]

reblog and i'll beam a thumbs up emoji to your brain

[bundledbeans]

i still ship myself with kaito i just. haven't been active in the self-ship community as of late sorry orz

most people imagine their self inserts as part of the fictional character they're in love with's universe but i can't stop cackling at the scenario (even though i like it) where 1. vocaloids are real people, 2. kaito fled / moved out of japan and ended up in my neck of the woods in the tristate area in america, and 3. somehow met me, who never goes outside, and ends up mutually falling in love with me

[dragonpyre]

Au where Jason is under the impression Talia told Bruce Jason was alive and just moves back to Gotham to get back to the life he missed. GED, college, part time job, etc. Runs into one of the bats at a coffee shop one day and is confused why they just fainted

[bakedbeanchan]

Love advice so garbage he doesn't even follow it himself

[cutiepieautistic]

Calico cat stimboard

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*This was a request!

[number-one-shadisper-shipper]

[thekenobee]

Sharpe + Text Post (Part 24)

[peculiar-potato]

I feel like they’d get along

[whumpacabra]

I don’t have a posted DNI for a few reasons but in this case I’ll be crystal clear:

I do not want people who use AI in their whump writing (generating scenarios, generating story text, etc.) to follow me or interact with my posts. I also do not consent to any of my writing, posts, or reblogs being used as inputs or data for AI.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Beans flooded the streets, but the flood was hollow. So if you dug away one bean from the flood, it would reveal a massive cavern made entirely of beans.

[beananium]

*remembers the best gamefaqs forum question of all time*

[bruciemilf]

Bruce’s first love punches him in the face when he’s 6 years old.

Silver St Cloud is power on two feet and her hair glows like sunshine lemonade. Her silk white shirt clashes with Gotham’s darks, greys, and blues.

“Why did you push him?!” She picks up the small boy Bruce shoved out of the swingset. He feels bad. It wasn’t meant to hurt that badly. “Just cause you’re a Wayne doesn’t mean you can do what you want!”

“…Because you wanted a turn.”

She looks beautiful, full of fury, but she’s divine when she blushes.

He buys the boy ice cream with his allowance money, and Thomas doesn’t give him anymore for the next 4 months, but there’s still pride in him.

Their friendship lasts until he’s 8. After that, he’s not friends with anybody.

Bruce is 18, and for Gotham Academy. That means something.

They all graduate when they’re 15, max. Silver stays behind a few years. Her family undoubtedly know it’s on purpose, but they don’t care enough to mention it.

She doesn’t know why he has so many bruises. But, she’ll find out. Hot hell or tall water.

“Sunshine?”

She’s been crying in the girl’s bathroom for an hour. Her white lamb wool stockings are ripped at the knees, her blood is still drying the floor, and her mouth hurts.

There’s a deep groan on the other side, pained like a dying dog. When she comes out, finally, their math teacher lays butchered on the bathroom floor. Not dead, but probably wishes he’d be.

Silver stomps on his face until her mouth stops hurting.

And the, when their 20s blossom, Bruce vanishes. No shadow, no traces, no goodbye.

She’s still there. When he comes back, she’s still there. “Are you gonna give me a Best Secretary Award, Mr. Wayne?”

He doesn’t smile, not really. But there’s always a faint grin there, when they talk, little and sweet and Silver will never regret him.

—

She doesn’t like the Bat.

He’s big and scary and his hands are cold and he’s too much Gotham and too little Bruce. But then again, she never liked anyone BESIDES Bruce.

His little birdie IS cute, thought, when he beams up at her, “Hi, Miss Sunshine!”

Silver looks at the Bat, and he looks back at her, and Silver’s mouth presses in a thin line.

“…You gonna take Jason and I out to dinner and explain this?”

“…Yes ma’am. “

[claraoswalds]

DOCTOR WHO Dot and Bubble

[yourfaveisintersex]

Dr. Heinz Doofenschmirtz from Phineas & Ferb is an intersex coffee bean transmasc (link), and he has gynecomastia! He is also working on an -inator to destroy the concept of AGAB.

Intersex flag-only edits under the cut!

[cutiepieautistic]

Cat's paw clicky button

[grasshopperdoingdogpaddle]