#Being multishipper is a curse

[paper-entusiaster]

behold, my new ship obsession *runs away from cringe*

Still hating each other

[wannabemasterofwindintraining]

I have too many cole ships

[tequiilasunriise]

Being in fandoms where the characters are clearly based on other pieces of media/famous figures is so much fun because then some of my ships look like this:

Parentified Goldilocks who is also The Beast x Avoidance attachment Beauty who is ALSO also The Beast, one of my fav moments with them is when they off the Minotaur together who is ALSO also also The Beast

Little Red Riding Hood if she was also the Wolf and has galloons of repressed trauma x Snow White but she’s heavily knight coded and the poster child of daddy issues

Edgar Allen Poe’s Lenore x Annabel Lee but they’re in gay ghost love

The poem ‘The Last Rose of Summer’ x Odin’s raven Huginn but they’re exes still in love in a milf yuri divorce that ends super mega tragically and domino effects mommy issues out the ass

Historical figures Cleopatra x Frida Kahlo with the most chef’s kiss height difference you’ve ever seen

A polycule with Joan of Arc x Mulan x Thor x Achilles but they’re all genderbent/trans

The Velveteen Rabbit x fashion icon Coco Chanel if she was a lesbian with a gun

Frankenstein’s monster x a different sapphic Cleopatra bc baby gays <3333

Okay okay that black cat from Poe’s, well, The Black Cat x Poe’s Eulalie is cute yes

But I actually really REALLY love Poe’s Eulalie x Poe’s Berenice bc they’re “me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic” personified

The Snow Queen with mega daddy issues x Robin Hood if he was a socialist lesbian I SAIDDDD ITTTT

Imma say it historical figures JFK x Confucius were adorable bros

Aesop’s Fisherman x Odin’s other bird Munin you will always be famous my tragic old man yaoi <////3

Y’all will really have to hear me out here when I say Cinderella if she fucken snapped x ice cream Mad Hatter because couples who are terrible to each other but in a “only I’m allowed to be a horrid to them” way can be so funny

And I could go o n fer ages but the point is imagine explaining these ships to someone like 30 years ago with ZERO context their heads would explode and it’d be so funny

[luna-the-cretar]

Okay, I gotta admit, as much as I like Shepnax, I can’t help but ship Shepherd and Victoria a little bit (how original, shipping the irl couple’s characters together lol). I really enjoy their push-pull dynamic (especially since i expected this dynamic from Shep and Sarnax at first—not that I dislike their dynamic)

I mean I know it’s doomed considering what happens to Victoria at the end, but I do like them.

[hymnoeides]

I apologize if people send ship reqs to me and I take a while to respond to them OTL. Idk how to describe it,,, but my feelings on ships tend to change randomly and thus I gotta think more on how they are to be depicted that’ll satisfy me atp… HAKDBJDND

[ruuinxs]

Thinking abt satou and saiki

[kumeko]

A/N: For the @dc-lgbt-zine! I had to write BatCat, one of the og ships. Though every time I write for DC/Marvel, I’m reminded that I really need to catch up again instead of seeing random snippets online.

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Selina Kyle was restless. Since she was a child, she had never been able to stay still, let alone stay in one place. Whether it had been bouncing between shelters or sneaking into different abandoned warehouses to call ‘home’, Selina had always been on the move.  

Then again, it was hard to move with a baby. Selina leaned against the crib’s railing, watching as Helena dozed the night away. Everything about her was tiny: her button nose, her plump cheeks, her toothless smile. Her hand could barely wrap around Selina’s finger. The only thing big about her was her scream and Selina was glad that for once, Helena chose to keep human sleep schedules.

For a while, she had been worried her child was starting to take after her own nocturnal habits. Add that on top of Helena’s insatiable curiosity and sometimes Selina wasn’t sure if she was raising a rambunctious girl or a destructive monster.

Tonight, though, Helena was asleep. Selina’s feet felt itchy. She had to go, had to move, and without a second thought, she picked up the baby monitor and crept into Holly’s room. There were many reasons she was glad the young woman lived with her, though her baby-sitting values were starting to become the biggest one.

It took Selina ten minutes to find her costume from the depths of her closet and another five to slip into it. The suit didn’t fit quite right as she escaped onto her rooftop. Some of her pregnancy fat still clung to her despite the exercise and the sleek suit felt too tight in places.

She still felt the best she had in months. The night air was cool on her face, the moon bright and ready for mischief, and Selina closed her eyes as she embraced the life she had missed. It had been far too long since she had last prowled Gotham’s streets.

“I missed this,” she murmured as she ran recklessly to the edge of her apartment’s roof and leapt off. There was a dull roar in her ears she’d almost forgotten. Laughing with abandon, she somersaulted onto the next roof.

She had missed this. God had she missed this. The thrill, the rush—how could she have thought she could leave it all behind, even if only for a few years? It was part of her DNA, as necessary as water, and she didn’t realize just how inspid her life had gotten until this moment.

Selina leapt and tumbled from rooftop to rooftop, no particular direction in her mind. On a night like this, where should she go? Ivy’s and Harley’s place? It could be fun, they usually had something going on, but Selina wasn’t really in the mood for danger. Or a knife in the back.

From the corner of her eye, she spotted the old Clocktower. Oracle would certainly have work, there was always work in hero business, but Selina was in the mood to play.

And who better to play with than her usual partner?

Selina smirked as she landed lightly on a gargoyle. Perhaps she could do some window shopping along the way. Last she’d heard, the art museum had a new collection on cat-eye gemstones. It had been a while since she’d done an old-fashioned cat burglary. At least it’d be a good workout.

It would certainly get his attention, at least.

“What are you up to?” A familiar, gruff voice asked from behind her.

Selina almost leaped out of her skin. Speak of the devil, she thought as she peeked over her shoulder to find Batman watching her from the ledge. His posture was as stiff as ever; the man was always ready for a fight, regardless of the situation. She smiled wryly. “You know, I think I agree with Commissioner Gordon. I should buy you a cat bell.”

Bruce’s lips pressed into a thin line as he shot her a dry look.

“It’d be cute,” she continued, carefully keeping her balance as she walked back to him. They were higher than the birds; maybe she should get him to carry her down next time. “Especially with a pink ribbon.”

“So you are planning something?” Bruce scoffed derisively, though she just caught the slight twitch of his lips. She’d have to try this again later. With an actual bell, even—perhaps she’d get a proper smile or, heaven forbid, a laugh.

“I’m always planning something,” she replied sweetly, leaning closer to him. Selina dragged her finger up his suit. “It’s part of my charm.”

Disappointingly, he didn’t react. It both attracted and infuriated her. Dryly, he replied, “So you keep saying…”

What an ass. Selina huffed and lightly smacked his chest. Originally, she’d intended to merely tease, but when he was acting like that—well, she had her pride. Resting a hand on her hip, she asked, “What would you do if I was planning something? Chase me?”

He eyed her suspiciously. Good. Bruce reached out, his hand lightly gripping her forearm. For him, his tone was somewhat playful. “I could just stop you here.”

“Sure,” she agreed, stepping sideways and just pulling out of his grasp. “But I’m really good at slipping away.”

Bruce grunted and dropped his hand. “You are.”

When he didn’t say anything else, Selina chuckled and cocked her head. “Ohhh, rare praise. Someone’s in a good mood. And here I thought I’d have to work for it.” She tapped her chin. “Though…it’s no fun if you give it so easily.”

When she leaned closer, he stepped backwards, just out of reach. If the praise had been an oddity, the smirk that followed was an even bigger miracle. “You’ve gotten slow.”

“Oh, now you’re playful.” His humour had always been on the dry side. Maybe the Robins took it all. Still, it rankled her. Selina had always been competitive and she had months of pent-up energy to release. “Let’s see if you can catch me before I get the prize, handsome.”

Immediately, she spun on her heel and sprinted away. Before he could move, she’d leaped off the building. Spreading her arms as she hurtled through the air, pure glee filled her as she cut through the wind. At the last moment, Selina snapped her whip and swung to the next building. She landed with a soft thud and rolled forward before springing to her feet and sprinting off once more.

Even without looking, she knew he was behind her. His movements were more silent but even the great Batman couldn’t hide the sound of his feet or the small click of his batarang. It was enough to warn her when he was getting close or to slow her down when he was just too far.

The game was serious, in the sense that they were full-out racing one another, but not in the sense that Batman was tossing any of his fancy toys for once. Selina pitied him; did he really think he could compete with her up here? The rooftops were her element and without thinking, she could name a dozen routes from here to the museum. Batman’s work was on the streets below and while he could use the skyline, he had never mastered it like she had.

She pushed off another roof, flipping through the air and comfortably landing on a ledge. “What happened to all of that confidence?” she taunted as she sprang off and hurled her whip.

There was no response. Selina didn’t expect one. He was a silent hunter, never one for banter, and she both loved and hated that about him. Maybe she just liked poking his buttons, seeing how long it took for him to crack.

Blocks blurred by as they played tag, the museum getting closer by the second. Selina jumped forward. A body slammed into her, knocking the breath out of her as she hit the rooftop. A familiar weight settled above her. In a low, gruff voice, Bruce smugly retorted, “I just have to catch you once.”

She had to give it to him.

She also was a fighter.

“You also have to keep me,” she purred, bracing her hands on the rough surface. Hooking her leg around his, she pushed off and flipped their positions. As she straddled him, Selina grabbed his wrists and pushed his arms above his head, leaving Bruce no wiggle room. “The view’s nice. Looks like I win.”

Bruce stared at her coolly. “Feeling better?”

Selina frowned, not liking the sound of that. “Did you let me win?”

“No.” His response was immediate.

“Good.” Selina smirked as she slipped off Bruce. Lying down beside him, she yawned and stretched her arms above her. “God, I get tired so easily these days.”

He didn’t move. How odd for the workaholic. “The baby?”

“Mmm…” she hummed, staring up at the fog-filled sky. She was used to clouds and smoke obscuring the stars; it felt like a metaphor for the city itself. “You know, I haven’t felt like myself until right now. I had months to prepare and I’m still not ready to be a mother.”

Bruce fell silent. Was he judging her? Probably was, the self-righteous bastard he was. Selina scowled. If she wanted judgement, she’d have gone to Ivy. “Look—”

“I wasn’t ready to be a father,” Bruce replied quietly, cutting her off.

Incredulous, she turned to look at him. It was impossible to read his expression through his mask. “Are you joking? You already had four kids, what’s the fifth one on top of that?”

“Yes but...” He mulled over his words. “They all have different needs. Wants. And I…I’ve been in different places when I met them. I managed because I had to, but I wouldn’t say I was ready.”

“The great Batman, unprepared,” Selina mocked, bursting into laughter. Who would have thought they’d share the same troubles? She smiled slyly. “Let me guess—Alfred handled them, didn’t he?”

Bruce frowned. “I also raised them.”

“Ohhh? So you were fatherly?” Selina teased, rolling over to her side and curling up next to him. She walked her fingers along his chest. “Did you tuck them in? Feed them? Attend their ballet shows and baseball games?”

As expected, he didn’t reply. No, he couldn’t.  She patted his chest consolingly. “There, there, they all turned out ok. Well, most of them at least. Three out of five’s a good number, right?”

He harrumphed. Grabbing her hand, he finally looked at her. “Do you need help?”

The offer was partly genuine. Selina squeezed his hand back. “Between your gifts and my friends, I think I’ve got it covered. Though, I might want to borrow Alfred later.”

She laughed when he huffed. Climbing to her feet, Selina stretched her arms above her head. It was just a short run, just a short talk—nothing had changed, but she felt a little lighter. Maybe she could handle motherhood after all.

It was a challenge and Selina never backed down from one.

Selina glanced at Batman as he started to get up. Still, that didn’t mean she had to be completely responsible all of the time. She was still Catwoman, after all, a title she wore with as much pride as her newfound motherhood one.

The night was young. Helena was asleep. There was plenty of time for fun before she had to go home.

“Ready for round two?” she asked. Without waiting for an answer, she took off and leapt.

[butterflystrands]

today i think abt my fav ships (:

[iminaworldofpureimagination]

sees everyone reblogging my forwood post with anti klaroline

me thinking back to how younger me was a forwood/klaroline shipper... guess i wasn't that picky. now old me kinda liked Matt/ Caroline the forgotten ship of VD

[porcelaintoybox23]

My dungeon meshi curse is not seeing romance in the overall story and being a multishipper.

To me: Laois is disinterested in romance/sex to the point that I think he’s aro and/or ace. Falin is so barely there that I have no read on her preferences so I kinda like her with Marcille or Shiro. I think Marcille is bi and her feelings for Falin seem like something she’d never act on. Chilchuck still loves his wife so he might as well go and reconcile with her. Senshi is just chillin. Itsusumi.

The manga gives me friendship vibes. My favorite relationships are Laois and Marcille as besties and the dungeon quintet.

[midnight1nk]

So, this week's episode...

[spoilers below cut]

ooooh, a Luigi-centric episode? This will be interesting :)

(the following is my live reaction:)

we gotta have the sponsor, also hi Mario :D

Happy Memes Giving, guys!

Oh god, the Team's already killing me with the found family stuff, STOP IT /j So much going on, I need to go frame by fram:

I love that SMG3's talking to SMG1 and 2 here

Return of the Side Characters (TM)

SMG4, Mario, and Meggy are such a trio, that we need to come up with a name. Well, we already have the Star Trio (Four, Three, and Mario) so hmmmmm,

The Primaries (as in the primary colors and also being main characters) "But Meggy's orange-" Shhhhh, don't look too much into it, also a version of Meggy wore yellow in the Inside Out episode

I saw InkCap going around which is honestly a good one too

The Sillies (??? /hj)

The 3 Musketeers

I got nothing lol ANYWAY, Tari and Saiko are adorable honestly

Listen, I am a Megari shipper but also a multishipper soooo "wow, two cakes :) "

Kaizo's here too, hell yeah

Melony, Bob, Boopkins, and JubJub.... found family, please? 👀

sorry I just love this so much. If the Team's gonna do a Christmas episode, can we have a scene like this? I already wanted to be 3 and 4 just going shopping together to buy the gifts but it would be sweet to see everyone at the Castle opening their presents. We gotta keep going

Turning Red reference! That somehow fits Luigi perfectly

That's actually very sweet of you, Mario

OH that's right, Mario tried to do a Thanksgiving feast last time and that didn't go so well

It turns out that anyone can cook, and Mario has improved his skills. Anything is possible, very inspiring. Be like Mario :)

"Maybe I really am adopted." PFFT sorry that somehow got me

Aww, Luigi, it's okay. Anyone can have bad days, but you always have your bro to lean on.

....oh shit, what a jumpcut.

oh nooooo, I feel so bad for Meggy CAN I GIVE HER A HUG PLEASE?!

also Three, really? Or are you just putting up a front and do actually care? Because you didn't need to come, but you did anyway. (Unless you were, like, forced to.) We all saw what you did in the "Welcome to Puzzle Park" episode, you tried to save Four & Mario. I suspect that Three's like "Mario went along and did something stupid...again." Well, Three, what else did you expect? Besides, Mario did it for his bro

Mario could handle eating poison sooo it's must've been that bad of a food poisoning. at least he's alive

also TARI NEEDS A HUG TOO, THANK YOU SAIKO FOR COMFORTING HER

and ooohh, Karen feels upset about it too. After all, it was thanks to Mario, Karen was able to bond with her kids.

NOOO LUIGI DON'T FEEL BAD, YOU DIDN'T MEAN FOR THAT TO HAPPEN

holy shit, that car was just speeding (very realistic tbh)

oh hey Old Man, you're free!

[*looks at watch*] Eh, screw finals. It's time for my daily heartattack

OH the voiceacting! Hell yeah!!!

woah Luigi, you were so lucky... OMG PFFT I did not expect the truck to just crash into an orphanage

He did it!

oh Mario got out of the coma, hooray!

also very accurate pfp

"HI GUYS!" "Hi Steve!"

...wot?

they really are brothers :)

(mario without his mustache is still cursed)

ay the alarmo reference is back!

HEY don't you start comparing them! he's doing a fantastic job >:(

HOLD UP LUIGI GOT SOME MOVES, GO LUIGI GO

[*sigh*] how did we get here for this direct to be accurate?

Four still having a grudge against nintendo is so funny to me for some reason

BREAKING NEWS?!

can we have powerpoint presentations on the Wii from now on?

"Year of Luigi 2" I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they did that in real life bc Year of Shadow is doing so good right now

wait... don't tell me... WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE GONNA KILL HIM OFF

AAAWWWWWW DUDE STOPPPPPP

TRUE SIBLING MOMENT

HOLY SHIT THIS ANIMATION HOLD UP

wait a second... OMG, IS THAT A REMIX OF PHOENIX WRIGHT CORNERED THEME IN THE BACKGROUND??!??!?!?!?! WHOEVER PUT THAT IN THERE, THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

THE BROTHERSHIP MEME, love that

HOW DARE THEY USE MY OWN WEAKNESS AGAINST ME? THAT'S NOT FAIR WTF

LOOK AT ME, NO DON'T LOOK AT ME /ref

can we give a round of applause for this one bc wow this was incredible

anyway, congrats to _SunFlower_sl for your art being featured in the credits 🎉 as it turns out, it's 3&4 as Sonic & Shadow which is honestly perfect (manifesting 3&4 to join Mario in a future Sonic Movie 3 episode, fuck it I'm gonna write it)

actually, this might be a sign hmmmmm

.・-: ✧ :--: ✧ :-・.

BRAVO! BRAVO! This was an amazing episode! I was already in a great mood seeing that we were getting a Luigi episode but the Team really went above and beyond on this one, especially the writing. We got to see some development for Luigi too. I really did love Mario being a supportive and loving brother. As the oldest sibling, this has my stamp of approval! (No, I'm not crying, what are you talking about?) Then, just the little nods here and there with callbacks and references, I really appreciate that.

Now, let's not forget the animation, voice acting, and editing! Great job, Team, as always. You guys manage to surprise me every time. And whoever put the cornered theme, I owe you everything 💙

Overall, 1000/10, highly recommended! I do hope they continue on this streak of well-written episodes. (I wouldn't mind another funny/wholesome episode.) Give yourself a pat on the back, Team, every one of you did amazing!

That's all from me! Now, I have to go and study for uni finals, wish me luck!

[sookilini]

Sometimes I wonder if being a multishipper is a blessing or curse.

Like if it wasn't enough that I already like Tailream, Tailsmo, Kittails and Tailsey(Tails and Zoey), now thanks to you I added Charmails to the list.

I'm not sure if I should curse you or thank you, but I'm gonna go with the second option.

I'm sorryn't ....?

But I get it though. Funnily enough I only ship them within the Au :p

[damnfandomproblems]

Fandom Problem #9065:

(This is a two parter because both are focused on the legend of zelda franchise fandom)

Complaint one:

Okay so I am saying this as both a zelink (zelda x link) shipper and a multishipper, but for the others who need to hear it—it's okay to let others ship link with different characters! Please, please stop bitching and whining about midlink, llink, miplink, sidlink, palink, malink, peatrink, groolink, and the countless other ships that I am not going to list for everyones sanity! It's even okay to admit that sometimes he has better chemistry with other characters and to choose to change that for your headcanon! Zelink is still the most popular ship with an overwhelming majority of the ship content made for it, let others enjoy their rarepairs without harrassment or petty little comments about how it isn't canon or how link has better chemistry with zelda. Just scroll/mute/block and move on if you don't like it, what happen to the golden rule of "if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all"?

(Also, here's a break down for the non-zelda fans btw for whoever wants it/are confused):

Midlink = midna x link from twilight princess

Llink = llia x link from twilight princess

Miphlink = mipha x link from breath of the wild

Sidlink = sidon x link from breath of the wild/tears of the kingdom

Palink = paya x link from breath of the wild

Malink = malon x link from ocarina of time

Peatrink = peatrice x link from skyward sword

Groolink = groose x link from skyward sword

Complaint two:

Can people please start tagging their hylia bashing? I am not asking anyone to stop bashing, just to tag it.

Because canonically, she isn't this super duper actually evil being who's worst then demise. Canonically, only the first link and zelda were suppose to exist and fight and conquer the evil of demise, which while bad, is a lesser evil that she probably say as something she had to do. Canonically, all the reincarnation cycles and the doomed cycle of evil rising and good (often the good being child heros) having to cleanse it is all due to demise's curse. Canonically, hylia the goddesses is dead, only her blood and echoes remains as she quite literally gave up her godhood and life to be reborn into a mortal to save the world—a mortal who was never meant to continue to carry her burned all the way down her bloodline, it was only ever meant to be just the direction reincarnation who inherited her war—a war that demise started by the way.

I get that y'all have religious trauma and project it onto hylia and shape her into views and feelings on which "god"/religious figure that was used you hurt you, and that's a wonderful practice of art therapy, but it's still a mischaracterization of her character and character bashing so please, just add a little "#bashing" and/or "#hylia bashing" to your tags. I find both her character interesting and comforting and it sucks not being able to go into the tags without seeing the majority of it be just untagged bashing

[peachyfnaf]

What are your favourite TSAMS ships?

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

i have a lot of ships i like! it comes with the curse/blessing of being a multishipper. but if i had to list my personal favorites... (from most obsessed to least obsessed, but rest assured, i am obsessed with them all. also sticking to just two-character ships because if i don't i will just make them all poly KSJDFHSDHF)

Solarmoon/Solarnexus (Solar x New Moon/Nexus)

Mooneclipse/Moonchips (Eclipse x Moon. I prefer V4 Eclipse x New Moon/Nexus, but am not at all opposed to V4 or any prior versions of Eclipse x Old Moon either kdfjhsfd)

Shadowplanet/Glowflower (Earth x Eclipse. Specifically V4 Eclipse x Earth, but am not opposed to V2 x Earth)

Eclipse²/Total Eclipse (Solar x Eclipse. Specifically V4 Eclipse)

Suneclipse/Sunchips (Sun x Eclipse. Prefer Sun x V2 Eclipse or Sun x V4 Eclipse)

Solarsun/Sunsolar (Solar x Sun)

Ruin x New Moon/Nexus (Idk their ship name but LISTEN BEFORE NEXUS BECAME WHO HE IS. THEY HAD POTENTIAL. THEY HAD REALLY CUTE MOMENTS BEFORE RUIN THANOSED SNAPPED BILLIONS OF PEOPLE. PLEASE HEAR ME OUT)

Dark Sun x New Moon/Nexus (I don't know their ship name either lol. My friends have dragged me into shipping them, the bastards /aff fdkjhsdf)

and i think thats all!!! all of them that come to mind, at least. there's prolly a few that i'm missing that i just can't remember rn, but if i remember them down the line and feel like they're important enough to add, i'll edit or reblog this post w/ them .D. now. no one bully me for my opinions or i'll cry /silly

[galaxynajma]

Being a multishipper made me realize something. I cursed the itoshi brothers with dating two blonde men

[blondeaxolotl]

being a multishipper is both a blessing and a curse because I can enjoy a majority of the medias pairs, but the moment it comes to actually listing all the ships I personally enjoy, I list like 2 or 3 and then black out (I forgot every ship I adore at that moment)